Axe JavaScript

axe.js

/**
 * Inspired by http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/172219_460s.jpg
 */

function Understand() {
    this.this = 'loser';
}

function A() {
    this.girlfriend = true;
};

function Get() {
    this.a = new A();
};

var you = 'loser',
    understand = new Understand(),
    get = new Get();

if(you == understand.this){
    get.a.girlfriend;
}