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Haiku name generator

Original was in coffeescript, so I simply converted to JS to run in browser without dependencies.

Usage

1. Open browser console
2. Paste script above and hit enter
3. Type haiku() to generate name
4. Click Arrow up and then Enter to generate another one
5. Profit

haiku.js

haiku = function () {
    var adjs = [
            "autumn", "hidden", "bitter", "misty", "silent", "empty", "dry", "dark",
            "summer", "icy", "delicate", "quiet", "white", "cool", "spring", "winter",
            "patient", "twilight", "dawn", "crimson", "wispy", "weathered", "blue",
            "billowing", "broken", "cold", "damp", "falling", "frosty", "green",
            "long", "late", "lingering", "bold", "little", "morning", "muddy", "old",
            "red", "rough", "still", "small", "sparkling", "throbbing", "shy",
            "wandering", "withered", "wild", "black", "young", "holy", "solitary",
            "fragrant", "aged", "snowy", "proud", "floral", "restless", "divine",
            "polished", "ancient", "purple", "lively", "nameless"
        ],
        nouns = [
            "waterfall", "river", "breeze", "moon", "rain", "wind", "sea", "morning",
            "snow", "lake", "sunset", "pine", "shadow", "leaf", "dawn", "glitter",
            "forest", "hill", "cloud", "meadow", "sun", "glade", "bird", "brook",
            "butterfly", "bush", "dew", "dust", "field", "fire", "flower", "firefly",
            "feather", "grass", "haze", "mountain", "night", "pond", "darkness",
            "snowflake", "silence", "sound", "sky", "shape", "surf", "thunder",
            "violet", "water", "wildflower", "wave", "water", "resonance", "sun",
            "wood", "dream", "cherry", "tree", "fog", "frost", "voice", "paper",
            "frog", "smoke", "star"
        ];
    var rnd = Math.floor(Math.random() * Math.pow(2, 12));
    return adjs[rnd >> 6 % 64] + '-' + nouns[rnd % 64];
}