Fucking sus like imposter

Imposter Dataset.json

[
    "He says that he needs to be \"sus\" and is the \"impostor\".",
    "My son KILLED my husband and told me that I can't \"report\" the body other wise the other crewmates will think he is \"sus\" and that he would be \"ejected\".",
    "It's important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population",
    "It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages 8-18 which is probably around an estimated 6-7% of the population that means that around 7% of Among Us Players are committing around 50% of the murders.",
    "If you're playing Among Us",
    "\"Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy\" it started as",
    "But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, I'd see a hat that looked like among us",
    "And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head",
    "It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object",
    "I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! And don't get me fucking started on the words! I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us",
    "Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than \"sus.\" I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is \"red sus\" and laugh like a fucking insane person",
    "And the word \"among\" is ruined",
    "The phrase \"among us\" is ruined",
    "Among us has destroyed my fucking life",
    "The Boomerang Nebula, located roughly 5,000 light-years away from our solar system, has a temperature of 1 Kelvin (-272 °C or -460 °F) making it the coldest natural place in the universe humanity has discovered",
    "However, recently, modern online enthusiasts have raised one question science has yet been unable to answer: is it sus?",
    "The profound similarities between the Boomerang Nebula and the characters from the hit game Among Us have led many to believe that the Boomerang Nebula is, in fact, awfully sus, but science has yet to confirm, deny, or even respond to these questions.",
    "It's pride month and I a 14 year old white girl have decided that I'm sexually attracted to among us,I cannot hold my feelings for the sussy imposter anymore.",
    "SUS SUS SUS,there I came,and it was there that I knew,it was the second cuming of Jesus Christ.",
    "if you go to walmart at 3 AM naked, and scream \"AMONG US SUS\" 69 times, these mysterious figures known as \"The Police\" will knock you out, and you'll end up in a cell with a man nicknamed \"BIG JOHN\".",
    "Among Us The heavy amount of shitposting which satires the videogame \"Among Us\" seems massive and relevant enough to me to have some sort of brief mention in this article",
    "As there is a lot of satire about whether or not Among Us is \"dead\" or \"overpopulated by 5 year olds\"",
    "Of course, this section would maintain the formal and encyclopedic tone of Wikipedia articles, but things such as the \"Among Us Effect\" As seen here:1st or in the Lego Piece 26047 (Image of the aforementioned piece, which looks like the Crewmate in Among Us",
    "This internet phenomenom is so big that you can literally post the Image of a trashcan without any context and many people will get the \"Amogus\" reference But take all of this with a bit of salt",
    "I loved Among us so much; I had all the merchandise and the skins",
    "I played Among us every night before bed",
    "Thanking Among us for hours of entertainment I've been given",
    "\"Among us is love,\" I say, \"Among us is life.\" My dad hears me and calls me, \"A retard.\" I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Among us",
    "I call him, \"Sus.\" He slaps me and sends me to bed",
    "They whisper in my ear, \"Are you the imposter?\" They grab me with their hard-working crewmate hands and put me on my hands and knees",
    "The crewmates look him straight in the eye and say, \"It is all sussed now.\" The Among us characters leave through my window",
    "Among us is love, Among us is life.",
    "Pink from 'Among Us' ruined my marriage",
    "After a while of waiting, she finally left and I could play my favourite game, Among Us",
    "I hopped on my laptop, booted it up and my desktop loaded, complete with the 'Red Sus' background and all my Among Us Impostor fan-art",
    "I slowly dragged my finger across the track pad, and watched the cursor as it glided over to the Among Us icon",
    "Among Us",
    "I immediately looked at pink as she slowly floated across the screen",
    "Pink is my queen",
    "My wife could never be as sexy as Pink is; her soft footfalls in electrical as I peek at her curvy form from inside a vent, waiting for the right time to strike",
    "I could never get close to Pink, however, as if she had some kind of sixth sense, she would always leave before I could reveal myself to her as the impostor",
    "I press Practice, to warm up my fingers before my first intense game of Among Us",
    "I hit Blue in Comms, then cross the hall and vent to Specimen, murdering Green in cold blood",
    "I then move towards Reactor, stabbing Yellow in the back and then running down the corridor to the right to access Decontamination",
    "It's Pink",
    "She is too beautiful, too angelic, the light reflecting off of her pink bodysuit, like stars on a voided sky",
    "\"Goodbye, Pink",
    "Red having reddish-pink sus children with Pink",
    "I press the 'Kill' button and watch as my character beheads Pink silently",
    "There is only Red, standing by himself in Fuel",
    "Pink's lifeless body laying on the floor beside him",
    "If I killed Pink, how am I to be trusted around my family",
    "I killed my only love, Pink, in Among Us.\" She is filled with rage and slaps me across my face",
    "I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams",
    "He was very sus",
    "I can’t stop thinking about his big red schlong destroying my anus until it’s as red as the impostor from the hitgame Among Us",
    "This is how my wet dreams end every single day, I can’t stop thinking about the impostor of the hitgame Among Us.",
    "Oh so you said \"AMOGUS\"",
    "well listen here you idiot, amogus is not funny",
    "there is nothing funny about saying amogus",
    "it is so dumb how you think that replying amogus to me makes you some sort of comedic genius",
    "among us, is a DEAD game, and amogus is a STUPID meme",
    "nobody cares about amogus, so stop sending stupid copypastas or making amogus jokes",
    "Any shape I see is distorted into amogus, any time I hear the word suspicious, sus, task, vent, report, ANYTHING, human pattern recognition turns it into amogus",
    "I close my eyes and i see amogus, i see jerma985 grinning as the gates of my soul are opened by amogus and I can feel the festering sclunge of words and shapes pour in, filling all that I am with the ringing noise of amogus",
    "I was screaming, \"SUS! SUS! AMOGUS!\" Everyone started chanting with me",
    "\"SUS! SUS! AMOGUS! AMONG SUS! WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!\" We all did the Among Us beatbox in unison",
    "But suddenly I noticed; one of the kids wasn't doing the Among Drip beatbox! So I ran over to her",
    "\"Hey kid,\" I said, \"Stop being an asparagus or whatever your dumb star signs are and be not sussy with us!\" She looked at me weird and said \"Whatever, old man.\" That was so disrespectful and SUS of her! So I put my hands around her neck and twisted her head off \"Like in that one kill animation in Among Us.\" Everyone looked at me in horror, even the ones who were Among Beatboxing with me! Everyone was looking at me like I had just sexually abused a Syrian 4 year old refugee (which I had done before.) I said \"What?\" when suddenly the elevator opened",
    "It was the CEO of Pepsi-co! I noticed the Pepsi pin on her shirt and said \"When the Pepsi is sus!\" because it reminded me of the Among Us crewmate .I did the sussy Among Us beatbox",
    "I said \"That's a bit SUSSY!\" (Like how the guy said it in the \"STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US\" rant",
    "I didn't do anything sus, at least if murder, sexual harassment, and assault don't count as being sus",
    "With Among Us.",
    "I am the IMPOSTER",
    "I now had to convince everyone that I wasn't the imposter",
    "\"Chad is the imposter!\" I randomly yelled out",
    "\"How do we know it happened on the top floor?\" Another coworker, Adam, pointed out the window towards the paramedics wrapping up my boss' mangled corpse in a body bag.\" Oh!\" Angelica said.\" That's a bit sussy,\" I said",
    "\"Yeah, that's sus, Liam.\" I said",
    "“Chad sus!1!1!!1 He’s the SUSSY VERY IMPOSTER!” I said",
    "They all asked why Chad was sus",
    "I pulled my pants up.“ Adam sus",
    "“This is not a fortnite minecraft roblox 100 wholesome keanu reeves chungus Amogus moment",
    "That’s pretty sus.” All the coworkers were looking at me in terror",
    "He had a ski mask on and a gun which was sus, but he a good skin",
    "My father told us all to hide so we don’t get killed by the obvious imposter",
    "I could see him from my hiding spot under the table and he looked sus",
    "So I told my dad “DAD YOU THINK HE IS THE IMPOSTER",
    "HE IS SUS!” I yelled as loud as I could",
    "The imposter found us hiding and shot my father five times",
    "The imposter was so dumb, who kills someone in front of crew mates",
    "Lol she was so bad at among us",
    "My teammates sucked and were dying to the worst Imposter",
    "So I called the emergency meeting and for some reason a S.W.A.T team rammed down the door and killed the imposter",
    "I told myself to be serious then my mind fucking thinks \"amogus\"",
    "STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord its fucking memes",
    "I was in a server, right, and ALL the channels are just Among Us stuff",
    "I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flipped it and I said \"Hey babe, when the underwear sus! HAHA! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding DiDiDing!\" I fucking looked at a trash can and I said \"Thats a bit sussy!\" I looked at my penis, I thought of the astronauts helmet and I go \"PENIS",
    "MORE LIKE PEN-SUS!\" AAAAAAAAAAAAAA",
    "So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out \"JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! HE'S SUS!\" and did a big wide grin (like the \"when the imposter is sus\" meme)",
    "The pastor then said \"What are you talking about?\" So I yelled \"EMERGENCY MEETING! HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!\" and then I explained the joke",
    "I sat back down but then later when he said that Jesus was accused of blasphemy and crucified I couldn't contain myself and I yelled out \"JESUS WAS NOT THE IMPOSTER!\" and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said \"THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT\" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes",
    "I said \"WAIT! I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! WHY ARE YOU EJECTING ME?\" and then I said \"WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!\" And did the hilarious grin from the meme",
    "After that I got kicked out but it was worth it because I just trolled them all with Among Us.",
    "As we were walking in, I couldn’t help but notice that the company logo roughly resembled a crewmate from the popular game, Among Us",
    "I asked my father, “Is this the Among Us but real??” My dad replied “No, son, this is the Pepsico corporate office",
    "”As we entered the building, my dad said “Son, I have a lot of work to do today",
    "You can hang out with the other kids or play on your phone, just please stay on this floor.” He then entered the elevator and left",
    "I turned to the other kids (who were all playing on their phones) and said “Does anyone wanna play some Among Us?” However, no one else wanted to play",
    "I walked into the elevator and pressed the button for the top floor.As the elevator door opened, I saw what appeared to be a long hallway",
    "So I said “You’re sus",
    "Everyone was looking up at me in shock when I said “Wanna play some Among Us guys?”",
    "The CEO, a very sexy woman, ooga booga awooga, said “Young man, go back to the first floor now!” But the sexy woman I just couldn’t listen to as I admired her",
    "Coming to the realization that I was running out of time, I pulled down my pants to show everyone my Among Us underwear",
    "I jumped up onto the meeting table and started twerking (to make sure everyone saw my among us underwear I got for Christmas) and said “Do you like what you see?” Everyone was yelling at me to get out as I was twerking",
    "\"All crewmembers of the ship, please report to the bottom floor for an emergency meeting",
    "\"I HAVE CALLED AN EMERGENCY MEETING! THE BOSS IS DEAD! THE IMPOSTER KILLED HIM! WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO THE IMPOSTER IS! Everyone was yelling at me to stop",
    "But I wasn't gonna stop until I killed everyone here as the imposter",
    "I decided to install Among Us to play, right",
    "\" I said that I was playing Among Us and asked him if he was uncultured",
    "He told me to get out so I said \"Quit being sus",
    "\" And I did the funny imposter is sus grin you guys know",
    "And I slapped his face and yelled \"EMERGENCY MEETING!\" Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children",
    "I said \"good imposters get butt humps",
    "When I went into the office the next day everybody ignored me",
    "So I walked up to a coworker and said \"Hey, why are you ignoring me, you're a bit sussy!\" He reached for the red phone and I was reminded it looked like the Among us character",
    "So I said \"When the phone is sus hahahahhah\" and I did the Linus tech tips disappointed face",
    "I said \"Red was the imposter! hahahah!\" And I did the among us drip song",
    "\"Ding ding ding ding ding, ding ding ding!\" He wasn't smiling and he punched me but I said \"You're sus! You're the imposter I saw you vent!\" He was angry and he tried to punch me again but I grabbed his fist and said \"Omae wa mo shinderu",
    "Who wants to talk to an IMPOSTER",
    "There was a meme of a person trolling their school with Among Us",
    "I yelled \"When the imposter is sus!\" and did the grin (from the meme) and hoped he would get it",
    "He told me to go away so I slapped him and said \"SUS! EJECT HIM!\" Everybody was looking at me from throughout the office",
    "I said \"You're all impostors!\" If they don't get the reference they are imposters! I ran over to the douchebag Jerry and smacked him, but he pushed me away and started calling the office",
    "He got on the call but I got on the phone and said \"HAHAHA YOU'RE A BIT SUSSY! DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN\" like the Among Drip theme song I ran out the door because I don't want to work with a bunch of LOSERS",
    "The speech was pretty boring, but there came a point in his presentation where he said \"I know there are some students among us who have been subject to bullying",
    "I thought, \"There is no way the speaker just said Among Us",
    "\"I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling \"When the imposter is sus!\" while making a huge grin (just like in the memes)",
    "It's from Among Us",
    "It's from among us!\" However, he had his head buried into his lap",
    "MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!\" I then naruto ran down to the stage, pointed at the assistant principal, and said \"SHE'S SUS!!! I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!\" Still, no one laughed",
    "I then said \"I'm not the imposter, I was in vents the whole time!!\" (referencing a meme)",
    "I ended up getting escorted to the principal's office and getting suspended for a week, but in my opinion, it was totally worth it",
    "I yelled \"Black is sus! He's on top of a vent!!\" Everyone at the table looked up at me, but no one laughed (they probably didn't get the reference)",
    "I decided that I would try to get them to be familiar with it, so I asked \"Do to guys wanna play some Among Us",
    "I slapped the middle of our table (to mimick the \"emergency meeting\" feature in Among Us), and I screamed \"EMERGENCY MEETING!!!\" Again, none of them laughed",
    "I made the widest grin I could possibly make (Trying to mimick the \"When the imposter is sus\" meme) and I said \"When the impoter is sus\"",
    "I then pulled up the among us theme song on Youtube and played it on full blast",
    "For my presentation, I decided to troll my entire class by making my entire slideshow about the popular game, Among Us",
    "I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it)",
    "\" I responded by yelling \"THE TEACHER IS SUS I SAW HER VENT\" and then naruto running around the room",
    "I assume it's because it was forst bell and everyone was tired",
    "I started to beatbox the Among Us theme song trap remix",
    "Everyone was staring at me, so I said \"You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you\"",
    "So the other day at work my boss told us that he recently discovered the video game Among Us, and ever since, his behaviour has become rather concerning",
    "Last Wednesday, when he noticed my teenage colleague slacking off at his workstation, he yelled at him saying he was \"faking his tasks\" and is \"acting sus\"",
    "I confronted my boss telling him that his behaviour lately has been egregious and immature, and he proceeded to call me an idiot and yelled \"kicked!\" The next day I caught him dancing around in his office blasting \"among drip\" from his desktop at full volume",
    "I entered his office to kindly ask him to turn off the music since it was distracting to me and my coworkers",
    "I asked him what was the matter and he told me that I have been acting extremely \"sus\"",
    "One night, an alien working a late shift at the museum of archeology notices the cracked screen suddenly light up, and upon it, one word arises from the battered code: Amogus",
    "Their pleas are unanswered",
    "So I ask you this: is it better to die having never understood the true mind-bending nature of Amogus, or to be driven mad by the little spaceman in his blood-red suit",
    "Did you know that InnerSloth (the owner of Among Us) says that you can't actually be kicked from a game by the owner",
    "If you've kicked from a game recently, or want to learn more, google \"Among Us rule 34\"",
    "Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than \"sus",
    "\" I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is \"red sus\" and laugh like a fucking insane person",
    "Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game “Among Us” after playing it on his computer",
    "Within a week, he had been screaming 'sus’ in his sleep",
    "His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying he’ll “eject” me",
    "Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Drip’, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a “crewmate”",
    "Red sus",
    "Red suuuus",
    "I said red, sus, hahahahaha",
    "I just made a reference to the popular video game \"Among Us\"! How can you not laugh at it",
    "Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor",
    "Among us in a nutshell hahahaha",
    "I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING",
    "Kinda sus, bro"
]