stairway to main:Object heaven

There's a coder who's sure 
All that glitters is gems 
And she's writing a stairway to main:Object heaven 
  
When she gets there she knows 
If the blocks are all closed 
She can return the last evaluated expression 
Ooh ooh ooh 
Ooh ooh ooh 
And she's writing a stairway to main:Object heaven 
  
There's some code on the board 
But she wants to be sure 
'Cause metaprogramming changes the meaning 
In the tree under bin there's a script throwing err 
Sometimes all of our codes are misgiven 
Ooh, it makes me test more 
Ooh, it makes me test more 
  
There's a feeling I get when I am passed a nil 
And my methods are crying for reason 
In my thoughts I have seen null objects returned to me 
Amid exceptions of those who stand lacking 
Ooh, it makes me test more 
Ooh, it really makes me test more 
  
And it's whispered with zest 
If we all pull requests 
Then the hivemind will lead us to reason 
A new day will emerge for those on the verge 
And the twitters will echo with laughter 
  
If there's a flamewar in your blogfeed 
Don't be alarmed now 
It's just the impending Singularity 
Yes there are two paths you can go buy 
But in the long run 
There's still time to change which OS you're on 
And it makes me test more 
  
Your tests are running but they won't pass 
A pain in the @@ 
The hivemind's calling you to join them 
Dear lady, can you hear the codes grow? 
And did you know? 
Your stairway lies at the endful end? 
  
And as we grind on through the code 
Our coffees taller than our soul 
There looms a pattern we all know 
That shines white light and wants to show 
How everything still turns to green 
  
And if you test it very hard 
The code will come to you at last 
When all are covered by coveralls, yeah 
To be a help and not to troll 
  
And she's writing a stairway to main:Object heaven