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xkcd #1625
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1625.html
<html>
<a href="javascript:var xkcd={
'debate': 'Dance-off',
'self driving': 'Uncontrollably swerving',
'self-driving': 'Uncontrollably swerving',
'poll': 'Psychic reading',
'candidate': 'Airbender',
'drone': 'Dog',
'vows to': 'probably wont',
'at large': 'very large',
'successfully': 'suddenly',
'expands': 'physically expands',
'first-degree': 'friggin awful',
'second-degree': 'friggin awful',
'third-degree': 'friggin awful',
'an unknown number': 'like hundreds',
'front runner': 'blade runner',
'global': 'spherical',
'years': 'minutes',
'no indication': 'lots of signs',
'urged restraint by': 'drunkenly egged on',
'horsepower': 'Tons of horsemeat',
'horse power': 'Tons of horsemeat'
};
var newHtml = document.body.innerHTML;
for (var key in xkcd) {
if (xkcd.hasOwnProperty(key)) {
var re = new RegExp(key, 'gi');
newHtml = newHtml.replace(re, xkcd[key]);
}
};
document.body.innerHTML = newHtml;">1625</a>
</html>
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