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All about database

Because you know I am all about database
database, database, but no trigger (4x)

I am about database, base, base

Yeah it ain't clear
This font is size 2
But I can query, query, like you supposed to do
Cause I got that Query Builder that y'all chase
All the wrong junk, in all weird places

I see that framework woking that magic up
We know this it ain't SQL, come on now, write it up
If you love the planner, planner, try just tuning up!
Cause every millisecond counts from the input to result

Yeah, my DBA told don't worry about table size
They say, "an index is there to help upright"
You know it may not be slick as in memory though
So if that's you are into, get a noSQL and move along

Because you know I am all about database
database, database, but no trigger (4x)

I am about database, base, base

I'm bringing SQL back
Go ahead and tell those developers that
No, I am not playing it, the server is really fast
But I am here to tell you
That every every millisecond counts from the input to result
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