lol.js

// COMO VC TEM Q FAZER:
Meteor.users.find().forEach(function (doc) {
  if (doc.profile && doc.profile.phoneNumber) {
    timmy++;
  } else if (doc.profile && doc.profile.postCode && doc.stripe) {
    kenny++;
  }
});

/*****************************************************************************/
/* Counts Methods */
/*****************************************************************************/

Meteor.methods({
  counts:function() {
    if (Roles.userIsInRole(this.userId, 'admin')) {

      var
        //general status
        totalOrders = Orders.find().count(),
        totalRevenue = _.reduce(Orders.find({status:'charged'}).fetch(), function (total, order) {
          return total + Number(order.total);
        },0),
        withoutPromoRevenue = _.reduce(Orders.find({status:'charged'}).fetch(), function (total, order) {
          if (order.discount) {
            return total + (+order.total - +order.discount);
          } else if (order.discounts) {
            return total + (+order.total - +order.discounts);
          } else {
            return total + Number(order.total);
          }
        },0),
        southPark = Meteor.users.find().count(),
        //users status
        timmy = Meteor.users.find({ 'profile.phoneNumber': { $exists: false }}).count(),
        kenny = Meteor.users.find({$and:[{ 'profile.postCode': true }, { 'stripe': { $exists: false }}]}).count(),
        butters = Meteor.users.find({$and:[{ 'profile.postCode': { $type: 2 }}, { 'stripe': { $exists: false }}]}).count(),
        garrison = Meteor.users.find({$and:[{ 'profile.postCode': false }, { 'stripe': { $exists: true }}]}).count(),
        cartman = Meteor.users.find({$and:[{ 'profile.postCode': true }, { 'stripe': { $exists: true }}]}).count(),

        mephisto = _.reduce(Meteor.users.find({$and:[{ 'profile.postCode': true }, { 'stripe': { $exists: true }}]}).fetch(), function (total, user){
          var numberOrders = Orders.find({$and:[{idUser: user._id},{status: 'charged'}]}).count();
          if (+numberOrders === 1) {
            return total + 1;
          } else {
            return 0;
          }
        },0),
        token = _.reduce(Meteor.users.find({$and:[{ 'profile.postCode': true }, { 'stripe': { $exists: true }}]}).fetch(), function (total, user){
          var numbertoken = Orders.find({$and:[{idUser: user._id},{status: 'charged'}]}).count();
          if (+numbertoken > 1) {
            return total + 1;
          } else {
            return 0;
          }
        },0),
        //Orders status
        confirmed = Orders.find({status: 'confirmed'}).count(),
        picking = Orders.find({status: 'picking'}).count(),
        collected = Orders.find({status: 'collected'}).count(),
        delivering = Orders.find({status: 'delivering'}).count(),
        delivered = Orders.find({status: 'delivered'}).count(),
        charged = Orders.find({status: 'charged'}).count(),
        canceled = Orders.find({status: 'canceled'}).count()
      ;

      arrayCounts = [
        {
          totalOrders: totalOrders,
          totalRevenue: totalRevenue,
          withoutPromoRevenue:withoutPromoRevenue,
          southPark: southPark,
          timmy: timmy,
          kenny: kenny,
          butters: butters,
          garrison: garrison,
          cartman: cartman,
          mephisto: mephisto,
          token: token,
          confirmed: confirmed,
          picking: picking,
          collected:collected,
          delivering: delivering,
          delivered: delivered,
          charged: charged,
          canceled:canceled
        }
      ];
      return arrayCounts;
    }
  }
});