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1. There are two and only two genders.
2. Okay, then there are two and only two biological genders.
3. Gender is determined solely by biology.
4. Okay, it’s mostly determined by biology, right?
5. Please tell me it’s determined by DNA.
6. Gender can be reliably determined through visual means. After all, no man would ever wear a burka.
7. Once gender is set, it never changes.
8. Even if the gender can change, it will only change from the one value to the other value.
9. Only one gender can be “active” at the same time.
10. We’re tracking gender now, so we’ve always tracked it.

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couchdb &
git clone git@github.com:garbados/quilter.git
cd quilter
npm install
./bin/index.js push --local ~/Pictures --remote http://localhost:5984/eggchair --log info
cd ..
git clone git@github.com:garbados/egg_chair.git
cd egg_chair
npm install
mv config.js.example config.js

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{
  _id: '_design/queries',
  views: {
    sum_by_date: {
      map: function (doc) {
        if (doc.created_at) {
          // normalize doc.created_at into an integer timestamp
          // in this case, milliseconds since epoch
          var date = new Date(doc.created_at).getTime();
          emit(doc.created_at, doc.VALUE_YOU_WANT_TO_SUM);

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[{
    "from": "",
    "to": "index.html",
    "method": "GET",
    "query": {}
},{
    "from": "/api",
    "to": "/../../",
    "query": {} 
},{

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var nano = require('nano');
var url = '...'; // URL to your Cloudant database
var db = nano(url);

app.get('route', function (req, res) {
  db.view('design_name', 'view_name').pipe(res);
});

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## PERFORMANCE (1/7/13)
#
# CONGRATULATIONS! You have climbed to the top of the tower and rescued the fair maiden Ruby.
# Your average grade for this tower is: A
# 
#   Level 1: S
#   Level 2: A
#   Level 3: A
#   Level 4: B
#   Level 5: A

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# N.B. doesn't get maximum score: 
# * won't get captives behind the warrior
# * will shoot captives at look[1] if an enemy is in look[2]

class Player
  def play_turn(warrior)
    @warrior      = warrior
    ## uncomment `@max_health` and `@prev_health` on level 3
    # @max_health  ||= warrior.health # set to `1` to complete level 8 in 27 turns
    # @prev_health ||= @max_health

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# _all_docs
curl http://localhost:5984/eggchair/_all_docs?include_docs=true | jq -c ".rows[] | .doc" | dat --json

# _changes
curl http://localhost:5984/eggchair/_changes?include_docs=true | jq -c ".results[] | .doc" | dat --json

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/*
 * Given array `records` and function `fn`
 * returns an array where 
 * any records with duplicate `fn(record)` values
 * are omitted.
 *
 * Runs in O(n) where n is records.length
 */
function remove_duplicates (records, fn) {
  var uniques = {},

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import random

prefix = [
    'do',
    'grow',
    'edge',
    'next',
    'build',
    'sleep',
    'play',