7xx HTTP error implementations for Cyclone

errors.py

"""
Cyclone HTTP error implementations for 7xx error codes as seen at
https://github.com/joho/7XX-rfc
"""

__author__ = 'Gareth Coles'

from cyclone.web import HTTPError


class Error7XX(HTTPError):
    _code = 700
    _reason = "???"

    def __init__(self, log_message=None, *args, **kwargs):
        super(Error7XX, self).__init__(
            self._code,  log_message, *args,
            reason=self._reason, **kwargs
        )

# 70x - Inexcusable


class Error701(Error7XX):
    _code = 701
    _reason = "Meh"


class Error702(Error7XX):
    _code = 702
    _reason = "Emacs"


class Error703(Error7XX):
    _code = 703
    _reason = "Explosion"


class Error704(Error7XX):
    _code = 704
    _reason = "GOTO Fail"


class Error705(Error7XX):
    _code = 705
    _reason = "I wrote the code and missed the necessary validation by an " \
              "oversight"

# Novelty implementations


class Error710(Error7XX):
    _code = 710
    _reason = "PHP"


class Error711(Error7XX):
    _code = 711
    _reason = "Convenience store"


class Error712(Error7XX):
    _code = 712
    _reason = "NoSQL"


class Error719(Error7XX):
    _code = 719
    _reason = "I am not a teapot"

# Edge cases


class Error720(Error7XX):
    _code = 720
    _reason = "Unpossible"


class Error721(Error7XX):
    _code = 721
    _reason = "Known unknowns"


class Error722(Error7XX):
    _code = 722
    _reason = "Unknown unknowns"


class Error723(Error7XX):
    _code = 723
    _reason = "Tricky"


class Error724(Error7XX):
    _code = 724
    _reason = "This line should be unreachable"


class Error725(Error7XX):
    _code = 725
    _reason = "It works on my machine"


class Error726(Error7XX):
    _code = 726
    _reason = "It's a feature, not a bug"


class Error727(Error7XX):
    _code = 727
    _reason = "32 bits is plenty"

# Fucking


class Error730(Error7XX):
    _code = 730
    _reason = "Fucking Bower"


class Error731(Error7XX):
    _code = 731
    _reason = "Fucking Rubygems"


class Error732(Error7XX):
    _code = 732
    _reason = u"Fucking Unic\U0001F4A9de"


class Error733(Error7XX):
    _code = 733
    _reason = "Fucking deadlocks"


class Error734(Error7XX):
    _code = 734
    _reason = "Fucking Deferreds"


class Error735(Error7XX):
    _code = 735
    _reason = "Fucking IE"


class Error736(Error7XX):
    _code = 736
    _reason = "Fucking race conditions"


class Error737(Error7XX):
    _code = 737
    _reason = "FuckThreadsing"


class Error738(Error7XX):
    _code = 738
    _reason = "Fucking Bundler"


class Error739(Error7XX):
    _code = 739
    _reason = "Fucking Windows"

# Meme-driven


class Error740(Error7XX):
    _code = 740
    _reason = "Computer says no"


class Error741(Error7XX):
    _code = 741
    _reason = "Compiling"


class Error742(Error7XX):
    _code = 742
    _reason = "A kitten dies"


class Error743(Error7XX):
    _code = 743
    _reason = "I thought I knew regular expressions"


class Error744(Error7XX):
    _code = 744
    _reason = "Y U NO write integration tests?"


class Error745(Error7XX):
    _code = 745
    _reason = "I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in " \
              "production"


class Error746(Error7XX):
    _code = 746
    _reason = "Missed Ballmer Peak"


class Error747(Error7XX):
    _code = 747
    _reason = "Motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane"


class Error748(Error7XX):
    _code = 748
    _reason = "Confounded by ponies"


class Error749(Error7XX):
    _code = 749
    _reason = "Reserved for Chuck Norris"

# Syntax errors


class Error750(Error7XX):
    _code = 750
    _reason = "Didn't bother to compile it"


class Error753(Error7XX):
    _code = 753
    _reason = "Syntax error"


class Error754(Error7XX):
    _code = 754
    _reason = "Too many semicolons"


class Error755(Error7XX):
    _code = 755
    _reason = "Not enough semicolons"


class Error756(Error7XX):
    _code = 756
    _reason = "Insufficiently polite"


class Error757(Error7XX):
    _code = 757
    _reason = "Excessively polite"


class Error759(Error7XX):
    _code = 759
    _reason = "Unexpected T_PAAMAYIM_NEKUDOTAYIM"  # lol, php

# Substance-affected developer


class Error761(Error7XX):
    _code = 761
    _reason = "Hungover"


class Error762(Error7XX):
    _code = 762
    _reason = "Stoned"


class Error763(Error7XX):
    _code = 763
    _reason = "Under-caffeinated"


class Error764(Error7XX):
    _code = 764
    _reason = "Over-caffeinated"


class Error765(Error7XX):
    _code = 765
    _reason = "Railscamp"


class Error766(Error7XX):
    _code = 766
    _reason = "Sober"


class Error767(Error7XX):
    _code = 767
    _reason = "Drunk"


class Error768(Error7XX):
    _code = 768
    _reason = "Accidentally took sleeping pills instead of migraine pills " \
              "during crunch week"


class Error769(Error7XX):
    _code = 769
    _reason = "Questionable maturity level"

# Predictable problems


class Error771(Error7XX):
    _code = 771
    _reason = "Cached for too long"


class Error772(Error7XX):
    _code = 772
    _reason = "Not cached long enough"


class Error773(Error7XX):
    _code = 773
    _reason = "Not cached at all"


class Error774(Error7XX):
    _code = 774
    _reason = "Why was this cached?"


class Error776(Error7XX):
    _code = 776
    _reason = "Error on the exception"


class Error777(Error7XX):
    _code = 777
    _reason = "Coincidence"


class Error778(Error7XX):
    _code = 778
    _reason = "Off-by-one error"


class Error779(Error7XX):
    _code = 779
    _reason = "Off-by-too-many-to-count error"

# Somevody else's problem


class Error780(Error7XX):
    _code = 780
    _reason = "Project owner not responding"


class Error781(Error7XX):
    _code = 781
    _reason = "Operations"


class Error782(Error7XX):
    _code = 782
    _reason = "QA"


class Error783(Error7XX):
    _code = 783
    _reason = "It was a customer request, honestly"


class Error784(Error7XX):
    _code = 784
    _reason = "Management, obviously"


class Error785(Error7XX):
    _code = 785
    _reason = "TPS Cover Sheet not attached"


class Error786(Error7XX):
    _code = 786
    _reason = "Try it now"


class Error787(Error7XX):
    _code = 787
    _reason = "Further funding required"


class Error788(Error7XX):
    _code = 788
    _reason = "Designer's final designs weren't"

# Internet crashed


class Error791(Error7XX):
    _code = 791
    _reason = "The Internet shut down due to copyright restrictions"


class Error792(Error7XX):
    _code = 792
    _reason = "Climate change driven catastrophic weather event"


class Error793(Error7XX):
    _code = 793
    _reason = "Zombie apocalypse"


class Error794(Error7XX):
    _code = 794
    _reason = "Someone let PG near a REPL"


class Error795(Error7XX):
    _code = 795
    _reason = "#heartbleed"


class Error797(Error7XX):
    _code = 797
    _reason = "This is the last page of the Internet. Go back."


class Error799(Error7XX):
    _code = 799
    _reason = "End of the world"