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>2018
>wake up feeling sick after a late night of playing vidya
>excited to play some halo 2k19
>"xbox on"
>...
>"XBOX ON"
>"Please verify that you are "annon332" by saying Doritos™ Dewt™ it right!"
>"Doritos™ Dew™ it right"
>"ERROR! PIease drink a veitication can"
>reach into my Doritos™ Mountain Dew™ Halo 2k19™ War Chest
>only a few cans left, needed to verity 14 times last night
>Still feeling sick from the 14
>force it down and grumble out "mmmm that really hit the spot
>xbox does nothing
>i attempt to smile
>"Connecting to verification server"
>"Verification complete!"
>finally
>Boot up halo 2k19
>finding multiplayer match...
>"ERROR! User attemping to steal online gameplay"
>my mother just walked in the room
>"Adding another user to your pass, this will be charged to your credit card. Do you accept?
>"NO!"
>"Console entering lock state!"
>"to unlock drink varification can"
>last can
>"WARNING, OUT OF VERIFICATION CANS, an order has been shipped and charged to your credit card"
>drink half tne can, oh god im going to be sick
>pour the last half out the window
>"PIRACY DETECTED! PLEASE COMPLETE THIS ADVERTISEMENT TO CONTINUE"
>the mountain dew ad plays
>i have to dance for it
>feeling so sick
>makes me sing along
>dancing and singing
>"mountain dew is for me and you"
>throw up on my self
>throw up on my tv and entertainment system
>router shorts
>"ERROR NO CONNECTION! XBOX SHUTTING OFF"
>"PLEASE DRINK VERIFICATION CAN TO CONTINUE"