georgy-martirosov/commit_message.txt

## commit_message.txt
de-misunderestimating
XNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
XNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
Some shit.
add actual words
I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
giggle.
Whatever.
Finished fondling.
FONDLED THE CODE
this is how we generate our shit.
unh
don't be retarded.
It works!
unionfind is no longer being molested.
Well, it's doing something.
I'M PUSHING.
Whee.
Whee, good night.
It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
Fucking templates.
I hate this fucking language.
marks
that coulda been bad
hoo boy
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
if you're not using et, fuck off
WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
This is a basic implementation that works.
By works, I meant 'doesnt work'.  Works now..
Last time I said it works? I was kidding.  Try this.
Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
Give me a break, it's 2am.  But it works now.
Make that it works in 90% of the cases.  3:30.
Ok, 5am, it works.  For real.
FOR REAL.
I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
I don't get paid enough for this shit.
fix some fucking errors
first blush
So my boss wanted this button ...
uhhhhhh
forgot we're not using a smart language
include shit
To those I leave behind, good luck!
things occurred
i dunno, maybe this works
8==========D
No changes made
whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
(\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(&gt; &lt;) Bunny approves these changes.
.
Friday 5pm
changes
A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
Useful text
pgsql is being a pain
pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
c&p fail
syntax
XNAMEX sucks
XNAMEX SUCKS
fix
someone fails and it isn't me
Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code
totally more readable
better grepping
fix
fix bug, for realz
fix /sigh
Does this work
MOAR BIFURCATION
bifurcation
REALLY FUCKING FIXED
FIX
better ignores
More ignore
more ignores
more ignores
more ignores
more ignores
more ignores
more ignored words
more fixes
really ignore ignored worsd
fixes
/sigh
fix
fail
pointless limitation
eppic fail XNAMEX
omg what have I done?
added super-widget 2.0.
tagging release w.t.f.
I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
I must have been drunk.
This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
WTF is this.
Do things better, faster, stronger
Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
needs more cow bell
Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
Updated
I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...
I was wrong...
Completed with no bugs...
Fixed a little bug...
Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
woa!! this one was really HARD!
Made it to compile...
changed things...
touched...
i think i fixed a bug...
perfect...
Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...
oops, forgot to add the file
Corrected mistakes
oops
oops!
put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
Nothing to see here, move along
I am even stupider than I thought
I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
fixed errors in the previous commit
Committed some changes
Some bugs fixed
Minor updates
Added missing file in previous commit
bug fix
typo
bara bra grejjor
Continued development...
Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
That's just how I roll
work in progress
minor changes
some brief changes
assorted changes
lots and lots of changes
another big bag of changes
lots of changes after a lot of time
LOTS of changes. period
XNAMEX made me do it
Test commit. Please ignore
I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
I did it for the lulz!
I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it
Obligatory placeholder commit message
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
Fixed the build.
Fixing XNAMEX's bug.
Fixing XNAMEX's bugs.
various changes
One more time, but with feeling.
Handled a particular error.
Fixed unnecessary bug.
Removed code.
Added translation.
Updated build targets.
Refactored configuration.
Locating the required gigapixels to render...
Spinning up the hamster...
Shovelling coal into the server...
Programming the flux capacitor
The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
I should have had a V8 this morning.
640K ought to be enough for anybody
pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments.
Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses?  Apparently, this guy.
workaround for ant being a pile of fail
Don't push this commit
rats
squash me
fixed mistaken bug
Final commit, ready for tagging
-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
epic
need another beer
Well the book was obviously wrong.
lolwhat?
Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
TDD: 1, Me: 0
Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
Yes, I was being sarcastic.
Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
tl;dr
I would rather be playing SC2.
Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
I know what I am doing. Trust me.
You should have trusted me.
Is there an award for this?
Is there an achievement for this?
I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300
This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict

## gistfile1.sh
# переопределяет PS, поэтому слетает раскраска
PS1="\h:\W \u\[\033[0;37m\] \$(get_git_branch) \[\033[0m\]\$ "

export CLICOLOR=1
export LSCOLORS=gxBxhxDxfxhxhxhxhxcxcx

#получение текущей git-ветки
get_git_branch() {
  echo `git branch 2> /dev/null | sed -e '/^[^*]/d' -e 's/* \(.*\)/\1/'`
}

#обновление мастера и squash merge в текущую ветку, если это не master
actualize() {
  	branch=`get_git_branch`
	echo `gco master && git fetch origin && git pull && gco $branch && gpull`
	if [[ $branch != "master" ]]
		then ((echo `git merge master --quiet --squash`))
	else
		echo "branch is master"
	fi
}

#commit с рандомным сообщением из файла ~/commit_messages.txt и push
gcm() {
	local file="$HOME/commit_messages.txt"
	local l=$(cat $file | wc -l)
	local rnd=$RANDOM
	let "rnd %= $l"
	while read line ; do
		MYARRAY[$index]="$line"
		index=$(($index+1))
	done < $file

	echo `git commit -am "${MYARRAY[$rnd]}" && gpush`
}

#git pull с ребейзом
alias gpull='git pull --rebase origin `get_git_branch`'

#git push
alias gpush='git push origin `get_git_branch`'

#статус репозитория
alias gst='git status'

alias gco='git checkout'

#ленивый коммит всего с сообщением "ninja commit" с последующим пушем
alias gcif='git commit -am "ninja commit" && gpush'

#коммит с вводом сообщения
alias gcim='git commit -am'

#показывает измененные файлы, относительно ветки master
alias gdm="git diff master --name-only"

#pull и push. да, такое иногда нужно
alias gpp='gpull && gpush'

#список локальных веток
alias gbl='git branch'

#создание новой ветки на основе ветки master
alias gnb='gco master && gpull && gco -b '

#fetch && pull
alias gf='git fetch && git pull'

#очистка репозитория
alias gclean='git clean -dfx'

#греп по измененным файлам, относительно ветки master
legendary-grep(){
	grep -rni "$1" `git diff master --name-only` --color
}

#ностальгия по wget
alias wget="curl -O"
	de-misunderestimating
	XNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. EXPANDTAB.
	XNAMEX, WE WENT OVER THIS. C++ IO SUCKS.
	Some shit.
	add actual words
	I CAN HAZ COMMENTZ.
	giggle.
	Whatever.
	Finished fondling.
	FONDLED THE CODE
	this is how we generate our shit.
	unh
	don't be retarded.
	It works!
	unionfind is no longer being molested.
	Well, it's doing something.
	I'M PUSHING.
	Whee.
	Whee, good night.
	It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error
	Fucking templates.
	I hate this fucking language.
	marks
	that coulda been bad
	hoo boy
	It was the best of times, it was the worst of times
	Fucking egotistical bastard. adds expandtab to vimrc
	if you're not using et, fuck off
	WHO THE FUCK CAME UP WITH MAKE?
	This is a basic implementation that works.
	By works, I meant 'doesnt work'. Works now..
	Last time I said it works? I was kidding. Try this.
	Just stop reading these for a while, ok..
	Give me a break, it's 2am. But it works now.
	Make that it works in 90% of the cases. 3:30.
	Ok, 5am, it works. For real.
	FOR REAL.
	I don't know what these changes are supposed to accomplish but somebody told me to make them.
	I don't get paid enough for this shit.
	fix some fucking errors
	first blush
	So my boss wanted this button ...
	uhhhhhh
	forgot we're not using a smart language
	include shit
	To those I leave behind, good luck!
	things occurred
	i dunno, maybe this works
	8==========D
	No changes made
	whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
	clarify further the brokenness of C++. why the fuck are we using C++?
	(\ /)<br/>(O.o)<br/>(> <) Bunny approves these changes.
	.
	Friday 5pm
	changes
	A fix I believe, not like I tested or anything
	Useful text
	pgsql is being a pain
	pgsql is more strict, increase the hackiness up to 11
	c&p fail
	syntax
	XNAMEX sucks
	XNAMEX SUCKS
	fix
	someone fails and it isn't me
	Gross hack because XNAMEX doesn't know how to code
	totally more readable
	better grepping
	fix
	fix bug, for realz
	fix /sigh
	Does this work
	MOAR BIFURCATION
	bifurcation
	REALLY FUCKING FIXED
	FIX
	better ignores
	More ignore
	more ignores
	more ignores
	more ignores
	more ignores
	more ignores
	more ignored words
	more fixes
	really ignore ignored worsd
	fixes
	/sigh
	fix
	fail
	pointless limitation
	eppic fail XNAMEX
	omg what have I done?
	added super-widget 2.0.
	tagging release w.t.f.
	I can't believe it took so long to fix this.
	I must have been drunk.
	This is why the cat shouldn't sit on my keyboard.
	This is why git rebase is a horrible horrible thing.
	ajax-loader hotness, oh yeah
	XNAMEX broke the regex, lame
	small is a real HTML tag, who knew.
	WTF is this.
	Do things better, faster, stronger
	Fixed a bug cause XNAMEX said to
	Use a real JS construct, WTF knows why this works in chromium.
	Added a banner to the default admin page. Please have mercy on me =(
	needs more cow bell
	Switched off unit test X because the build had to go out now and there was no time to fix it properly.
	Updated
	I must sleep... it's working... in just three hours...
	I was wrong...
	Completed with no bugs...
	Fixed a little bug...
	Fixed a bug in NoteLineCount... not seriously...
	woa!! this one was really HARD!
	Made it to compile...
	changed things...
	touched...
	i think i fixed a bug...
	perfect...
	Moved something to somewhere... goodnight...
	oops, forgot to add the file
	Corrected mistakes
	oops
	oops!
	put code that worked where the code that didn't used to be
	Nothing to see here, move along
	I am even stupider than I thought
	I don't know what the hell I was thinking.
	fixed errors in the previous commit
	Committed some changes
	Some bugs fixed
	Minor updates
	Added missing file in previous commit
	bug fix
	typo
	bara bra grejjor
	Continued development...
	Does anyone read this? I'll be at the coffee shop accross the street.
	That's just how I roll
	work in progress
	minor changes
	some brief changes
	assorted changes
	lots and lots of changes
	another big bag of changes
	lots of changes after a lot of time
	LOTS of changes. period
	XNAMEX made me do it
	Test commit. Please ignore
	I'm just a grunt. Don't blame me for this awful PoS.
	I did it for the lulz!
	I'll explain this when I'm sober .. or revert it
	Obligatory placeholder commit message
	A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
	Fixed the build.
	Fixing XNAMEX's bug.
	Fixing XNAMEX's bugs.
	various changes
	One more time, but with feeling.
	Handled a particular error.
	Fixed unnecessary bug.
	Removed code.
	Added translation.
	Updated build targets.
	Refactored configuration.
	Locating the required gigapixels to render...
	Spinning up the hamster...
	Shovelling coal into the server...
	Programming the flux capacitor
	The last time I tried this the monkey didn't survive. Let's hope it works better this time.
	I should have had a V8 this morning.
	640K ought to be enough for anybody
	pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
	a few bits tried to escape, but we caught them
	This is the last time we let XNAMEX commit ascii porn in the comments.
	Who has two thumbs and remembers the rudiments of his linear algebra courses? Apparently, this guy.
	workaround for ant being a pile of fail
	Don't push this commit
	rats
	squash me
	fixed mistaken bug
	Final commit, ready for tagging
	-m \'So I hear you like commits ...\'
	epic
	need another beer
	Well the book was obviously wrong.
	lolwhat?
	Another commit to keep my CAN streak going.
	I cannot believe that it took this long to write a test for this.
	TDD: 1, Me: 0
	Yep, XNAMEX was right on this one.
	Yes, I was being sarcastic.
	Apparently works-for-me is a crappy excuse.
	tl;dr
	I would rather be playing SC2.
	Crap. Tonight is raid night and I am already late.
	I know what I am doing. Trust me.
	You should have trusted me.
	Is there an award for this?
	Is there an achievement for this?
	I'm totally adding this to epic win. +300
	This really should not take 19 minutes to build.
	fixed the israeli-palestinian conflict
	# переопределяет PS, поэтому слетает раскраска
	PS1="\h:\W \u\[\033[0;37m\] \$(get_git_branch) \[\033[0m\]\$ "

	export CLICOLOR=1
	export LSCOLORS=gxBxhxDxfxhxhxhxhxcxcx

	#получение текущей git-ветки
	get_git_branch() {
	echo `git branch 2> /dev/null \| sed -e '/^[^]/d' -e 's/ \(.*\)/\1/'`
	}

	#обновление мастера и squash merge в текущую ветку, если это не master
	actualize() {
	branch=`get_git_branch`
	echo `gco master && git fetch origin && git pull && gco $branch && gpull`
	if [[ $branch != "master" ]]
	then ((echo `git merge master --quiet --squash`))
	else
	echo "branch is master"
	fi
	}

	#commit с рандомным сообщением из файла ~/commit_messages.txt и push
	gcm() {
	local file="$HOME/commit_messages.txt"
	local l=$(cat $file \| wc -l)
	local rnd=$RANDOM
	let "rnd %= $l"
	while read line ; do
	MYARRAY[$index]="$line"
	index=$(($index+1))
	done < $file

	echo `git commit -am "${MYARRAY[$rnd]}" && gpush`
	}

	#git pull с ребейзом
	alias gpull='git pull --rebase origin `get_git_branch`'

	#git push
	alias gpush='git push origin `get_git_branch`'

	#статус репозитория
	alias gst='git status'

	alias gco='git checkout'

	#ленивый коммит всего с сообщением "ninja commit" с последующим пушем
	alias gcif='git commit -am "ninja commit" && gpush'

	#коммит с вводом сообщения
	alias gcim='git commit -am'

	#показывает измененные файлы, относительно ветки master
	alias gdm="git diff master --name-only"

	#pull и push. да, такое иногда нужно
	alias gpp='gpull && gpush'

	#список локальных веток
	alias gbl='git branch'

	#создание новой ветки на основе ветки master
	alias gnb='gco master && gpull && gco -b '

	#fetch && pull
	alias gf='git fetch && git pull'

	#очистка репозитория
	alias gclean='git clean -dfx'

	#греп по измененным файлам, относительно ветки master
	legendary-grep(){
	grep -rni "$1" `git diff master --name-only` --color
	}

	#ностальгия по wget
	alias wget="curl -O"