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// Coming soon : backup plan

// However this is not a definitive solution

// This is an atrocity

// Questions overflow! Die Gosling!

return null; // How nice - we always return null!

// I do this ugly workaround in the most elegant way

// Welcome to the texas reflection massacre!

// Say hi to the fucking goddamned type erasure

// idiotic syntax

return true; // or false?

@SuppressWarnings ( "unchecked" ) // @SuppressBestemmieToo

// Hibernate paranoia

return new Date( 0 ); // Back to the begin of time!

// Do not uncomment and do not delete, in memory of posterity

options.set(HEARTBEAT_INTERVAL, 30); // THESE ARE SECONDS!

options.set(CONNECTION_TIMEOUT_MILLIS, 30 * 1000);  // 30 seconds to mars

catch ( Throwable ex ) // God is a pig

// Welcome to the magic world of a NoSQL database!

log.error( "WTF?", exception );

// This is a base class for the State Design Pattern
// Go learn yourself.