funniest code I've seen!

parseXML.cs

private void processAllHiddenTags(StringBuilder sbXMLString, ASMStudent student) 
{
    if (((sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("<w:body>") >= 0) && (sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("<w:body>") <= sbXMLString.Length)) && 
        ((((sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("</w:body>") - sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("<w:body>")) + 9) >= 0) && 
        (((sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("</w:body>") - sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("<w:body>")) + 9) <= sbXMLString.Length)))
    {
      pageText = sbXMLString.ToString().Substring(sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("<w:body>"), (sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("</w:body>") - sbXMLString.ToString().IndexOf("<w:body>")) + 9).ToString().Trim();
      //
      // more madness follows!
      //
    }
}

// apparently the programmer didn't hear about XML parsers!