gjnoonan

Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am gjnoonan on github.
• I am gjnoonan (https://keybase.io/gjnoonan) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 5FE8 ABB7 2D18 3558 2498 6594 252C 038D A045 2232

To claim this, I am signing this object:

gjnoonan

 varnish
    -------
      - instance #0 [ERROR]: 'no element found: line 1, column 0'
        Traceback (most recent call last):
          File "/opt/datadog-agent/agent/checks/__init__.py", line 745, in run
            self.check(copy.deepcopy(instance))
          File "/opt/datadog-agent/agent/checks.d/varnish.py", line 93, in check
            self._parse_varnishstat(output, use_xml, tags)
          File "/opt/datadog-agent/agent/checks.d/varnish.py", line 178, in _parse_varnishstat
            p.Parse(output, True)

gjnoonan

### Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

  * I am adulteratedjedi on github.
  * I am adulteratedjedi (https://keybase.io/adulteratedjedi) on keybase.
  * I have a public key whose fingerprint is 30E5 9CF3 E5B5 4AF3 5754  0654 FB63 A734 E9EF 838D

To claim this, I am signing this object:

gjnoonan

running PHP 5.3.6 with (/usr/bin/php) >>>

Array
(
    [Format] => DVD Video Disc - DVD / Normal
    [OriginalLanguage] => Swedish
)

Format: DVD Video Disc - DVD / Normal

gjnoonan

check process memcached with pidfile /var/pids/memcached.pid
      start program = "/usr/local/bin/memcached -d -P /var/pids/memcached.pid -u root -m 512 -l 127.0.0.1 -p 11211"
      stop program = "/bin/kill -9 `cat /var/pids/memcached.pid`; rm /var/pids/memcached.pid" 
      if failed host 127.0.0.1 port 11211 then restart 
      if cpu > 60% for 2 cycles then alert
      if cpu > 98% for 5 cycles then restart 
      if 2 restarts within 3 cycles then timeout 
      group cache

gjnoonan

Robin:~ adulteratedjedi$ curl    http://github.com/atmos/cider/raw/master/bootstrap.sh    -o - | sh
  % Total    % Received % Xferd  Average Speed   Time    Time     Time  Current
                                 Dload  Upload   Total   Spent    Left  Speed
104   835  104   835    0     0   2671      0 --:--:-- --:--:-- --:--:--  5964
Ensuring we have the latest version of cider installed
Cider installed successfully
[Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:18:35 +0100] INFO: Starting Chef Solo Run
[Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:18:38 +0100] INFO: Replacing the run_list with ["homebrew", "homebrew::dbs", "homebrew::misc", "ruby", "ruby::irbrc", "node"] from JSON
[Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:18:38 +0100] INFO: Ran execute[include cider environment into defaults for ~/.bash_profile] successfully
[Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:18:38 +0100] INFO: Ran execute[include cider environment into defaults for ~/.bashrc] successfully

gjnoonan

[2010-07-09 12:15:58] make 
handle.c: In function ‘rb_dlhandle_close’:
handle.c:73: warning: format not a string literal and no format arguments
readline.c: In function ‘username_completion_proc_call’:
readline.c:1292: error: ‘username_completion_function’ undeclared (first use in this function)
readline.c:1292: error: (Each undeclared identifier is reported only once
readline.c:1292: error: for each function it appears in.)
make[1]: *** [readline.o] Error 1
make: *** [mkmain.sh] Error 1
[2010-07-10 16:23:37] make 

gjnoonan

class Array
  def sum
    inject(0.0) { |result, el| result + el }
  end

  def mean 
    sum / size
  end
end

gjnoonan

var linkinus = require('linkinus-plugin');
    lcore = require('linkinus-core');

var myplugin = linkinus.makeplugin([
  // Do some ultra cool stuff
  var adulteratedjedi = lcore.whois( "adulteratedjedi" );

  if ( adulteratedjedi.last_seen_time > Time.now ) {
    return 0;
  }

gjnoonan

class Address
  include MongoMapper::EmbeddedDocument
  key :street
  key :town
  key :county
  key :postcode
end

class EmailAddress