blague check norris , periodique

horloge.rb

require 'ssl_certificate'
require 'open-uri'
require 'json'
require 'nokogiri'
#require "win32/sapi5"

#include Win32
#$audio = SpVoice.new
#$audio.Rate=1 
#$audio.Volume=100

OpenSSL::SSL::VERIFY_PEER = OpenSSL::SSL::VERIFY_NONE


$time=File.mtime(__FILE__)
$periode= $periode= (ARGV.first == "-p") ?   ( ARGV.shift ;ARGV.shift.to_i*60) : 15
$title=ARGV.join(" ")

$title='Chuck Norris' if $title.size==0

# [{ "id":"144512","fact":"Quand Chuck Norris ....","date":"1504726103","vote":"348","points":"1095"},....]
def speak(txt)
  system("voice.exe","-v","100","-r","1",txt)  # https://www.elifulkerson.com/projects/commandline-text-to-speech.php
end

def getblague()
  json=nil
  open("https://www.chucknorrisfacts.fr/api/get?data=type:txt;nb:99") {|f| json=f.read}
  return '' if ! json || json.size<10
  txt=JSON.parse(json).select {|h| h['points'].to_i>1 && h['fact'].size<300}.shuffle.first['fact']
  Nokogiri::HTML.parse(txt).text.gsub(/chuck norris/i,$title)
end
def messages(txt)
  puts "say #{txt}"
  speak(Time.now.strftime("#{txt} %Hh%M"))
  speak(getblague())
end

puts "Periode => #{$periode} seconds"
messages("il est")
loop {
  while (Time.now.to_i % ($periode) !=0)
    sleep(1)
    ( $audio.Speak("Regis m'a tuer, baïbaï !") ; exit(0)) if $time!=File.mtime(__FILE__)    
  end
  messages("Il est exactement,")
  sleep(1)
}