rofo.rb

message :body => /^\/(space)?rofo\s*([\d])*\s*$/ do
  phrases = ["Subways, subways, subways!", 
             "Anything else?",
             "I saved a billion dollars.", 
             "I'm running for mayor in 2014!", 
             "Gridlock creates pollution. It keeps you away from your families.", 
             "Cyclists are a pain in the ass.", 
             "The purpose of marathons is to create revenue for charities.", 
             "I stopped the Gravy Train!"
            ]
  send_to members phrases.sample
end