asshole inheritance

Object.defineProperty(Object.prototype, "clone", {
  value: function (proto) {
    this.prototype = Object.create(proto.prototype, {
      _super: {
        value: proto.prototype
      }
    });
  },
  configurable: false,
  enumerable: false,
  writable: false
});

var Person = function (name) {
  this.name = name;
};

Person.prototype.speak = function () {
  return "Hello! I'm " + this.name;
};

var SWEngineer = function (name) {
  Person.call(this, name);
};

SWEngineer.clone(Person);                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                

SWEngineer.prototype.speak = function () {
  return this._super.speak.call(this) + " and I program.";
};

var josh = new SWEngineer("Josh");
console.log(josh.speak());