bash aliases for Harry Potter enthusiasts

harryPotterAliases

alias accio=wget
alias avadaKedavra='rm -f'
alias imperio=sudo
alias priorIncantato='echo `history |tail -n2 |head -n1` | sed "s/[0-9]* //"'
alias stupefy='sleep 5'
alias wingardiumLeviosa=mv

alias sonorus='set -v'
alias quietus='set +v'

alias colloportus='openssl enc -aes-256-cbc'  # locking spell!  $colloportus -in unencryptedName -out encryptedName
alias alohamora='openssl enc -d -aes-256-cbc'  # unlocking spell!  $alohamora -in encryptedName -out unencryptedName

alias reducio='zip -r'  # $reducio zippedName thingToZip
alias engorgio=unzip  # $engorgio zippedName

alias legilimens='defaults write com.apple.finder AppleShowAllFiles -bool true && killall Finder'  # see the hidden thoughts!
alias occlumens='defaults write com.apple.finder AppleShowAllFiles -bool false && killall Finder'  # keep hidden things hidden!

alias obliviate='history -c; history -w'  # clear bash history
alias obscuro='/System/Library/CoreServices/Menu\ Extras/User.menu/Contents/Resources/CGSession -suspend'  # lock screen

alias tergeo='defaults write com.apple.finder CreateDesktop -bool false && killall Finder'  # makes surfaces clean!
alias untergeo='defaults write com.apple.finder CreateDesktop -bool true && killall Finder'  # (this one isn't canon)

alias expectoPatronum='open ~/Pictures/turtleBasking.jpg'  # summon your spirit animal!  (replace with a picture of your own spirit animal)

function bodyBindCurse() {
	alias cd='echo "you are immobilized!  you cannot get to"'
}
function blindingCurse() {
	alias ls='echo "you have been blinded!"'
}

Nice!

I do have a suggestion, however. Wouldn't locomotor be a better alias for mv than wingardiumLeviosa?

diffindo for renaming, cutting, moving
evanesco is somewhat more accurate than avada kedavra
avadaKedavra - pkill maybe too long?
relashio - unlink
pack - zip
reducio - unzip
nox - shutdown
aparecium - ls -a
crucio - git rebase
mosmordre - vim/emacs

I'd like to report an issue, as avadaKedavra is to feeble. This should be alias avadaKedavra='rm --no-preserve-root -rf'.

sectumsempra - cut

mischiefManaged - sudo pkill loginwindow

brilliant !!

I would replace avadaKedavra with avada.