Robocall a whole bunch of people from PayPal about this Regretsy disaster.

call.php

<?php

// Note: CA state law says no robocalls before 9AM, so wait until 12PM EST.

$sid = 'Your SID';
$token = 'Your Token';
$telephoneNumber = 'Your Telephone Number, the one that Twilio gives you.';

$client = new Services_Twilio($sid, $token);


// More PayPal telephone numbers here: http://consumerist.com/2008/06/all-the-secret-paypalebay-email-addresses-and-phone-numbers-you-could-ever-want.html#.Tt1m77VTojs.twitter
$numbers = array(
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    4029352238,
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    4029528691,
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    4029355186,
    4029355187,
    4029355189,
    4029355192,
    4029355194,
    4029355195,
    4029355196
);

foreach ($numbers as $number) {
    $call = $client->account->calls->create($telephoneNumber, $number,
        'https://raw.github.com/gist/9c4e2f8b94f3cb850312/1fe66cf6126089cf6cf98fa0320206229fcb8036/twilio.xml'
);
}