When core dumps got you down: The Worst Case Scenario Debugger

ticktock.php

<?php

declare(ticks=1);

function formatBytes($size, $precision = 2)
{
  $base = log($size) / log(1024);
	$suffixes = array('', 'k', 'M', 'G', 'T');
	
	return round(pow(1024, $base - floor($base)), $precision) . $suffixes[floor($base)];
}

register_tick_function(function(){
	$backtrace = debug_backtrace();
	$line = $backtrace[0]['line'] - 1;
	$file = $backtrace[0]['file'];
	
#	if ($file == __FILE__) return;
	
	static $fp, $cur, $buf;
	if (!isset($fp[$file])) {
		$fp[$file] = fopen($file, 'r');
		$cur[$file] = 0;
	}
	
	if (isset($buf[$file][$line])) {
		$code = $buf[$file][$line];
	} else {
		do {
			$code = fgets($fp[$file]);
			$buf[$file][$cur[$file]] = $code;
		} while (++$cur[$file] <= $line);
	}
	
	$line++;
	
	$log = "[".date("Y-m-d H:i:s")."] [MU:".formatBytes(memory_get_usage(),0)."] [MP:".formatBytes(memory_get_peak_usage(TRUE),0)."] [ML:".ini_get('memory_limit')."] [".basename($file).":$line] \t ".trim($code);
	
	#error_log($log);
	echo $log."\n";
});