- A ninja once received a Hollywood star, he made the handprint when the cement was dry
- Bullets can't kill a ninja. Even 1 million bullets can not kill a ninja.
- Bullets dodge ninjas
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects ninjas could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
- Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
- Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
- Ninja can change complete wardrobes in less than 1 second.
- Ninja can crush golf balls with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
- Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
- Ninja don't lose. Ever.
- Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport. They always win.
- Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
- Ninja don't sweat. Ever.
- Ninja invented skateboarding. Not even to do tricks, just to kill time in between killing.
- Ninja invented the internet. All of it.
- Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
- Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them. This is a lie from Hollywood.
- Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always.
- Ninjas are allowed to talk about 'fight club'
- Ninjas are mammals.
- Ninjas can predict the songs on their ipod shuffle
- Ninjas can speak in 'wing dings'.
- Ninjas created the wheel . . . twice.
- Ninjas don't fly, the ground falls away and moves for them
- Ninjas don't sleep, they wait
- Ninjas don't swim, the waters part to let them through
- Ninjas don't walk, the ground moves for them
- Ninjas fight ALL the time.
- Ninjas iron there shirts while wearing them
- Ninjas make onions cry
- Ninjas play minesweeper with real mines
- Ninjas put pants on 2 legs at a time
- Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless against a ninja.
- Shi-rei-shi - Ninja Not Found
- The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
- When ninjas do push ups, they don't push themselves up, they push the world down
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