gistfile1.cpp

std::string _make_filename() const
{
    auto rounded_time_point = std::chrono::system_clock::time_point(
        std::chrono::duration_cast<std::chrono::system_clock::duration>(
            std::chrono::duration_cast<Duration>(
                std::chrono::system_clock::now().time_since_epoch()
            )
        )
    );

    // fuck you, whoever decided that the below is the proper way to format time in C++11
    auto tt = std::chrono::system_clock::to_time_t(rounded_time_point);
    // seriously, fuck you. you are the worst person to ever walk this planet.

    // also fuck non-thread-safe localtime
    // auto tm = *std::localtime(&tt);
    // I even prefer stucking the goddamned #ifdefs here over trying to use you, you useless shit

    std::tm tm;
#if defined(__unix__)
    localtime_r(&tt, &tm);
#else
# error "your system is unsupported; please file a bug report or a pull request that fixes this"
#endif

    // yes, you are the worst person to ever walk this planet, and I do remember Hitler used to do that
    std::stringstream stream;
    // put_time was added in C++11. WHY IS THERE NO SANE WAY TO OUTPUT A C++11 TYPE CALLED TIME_POINT?!
    //stream << std::put_time(&tm, _filename_pattern);
    return stream.str();
}