gistfile1.txt

((rand().to_i)...rand((rand(5000).to_i))).send(Enumerable.instance_methods[rand(Enumerable.instance_methods.size)]) { rand(6) > 2 }

this has the potential to quickly spiral out of control

I stop when I see File.delete or File.unlink or the first ` anywhwere

or when:
ruby-1.9.2-p290 :004 > rand.class
=> Turtles

Got you covered:

def rand
  object = Object.new
  def object.class; "Turtles" end
  object
end

puts rand.class

begin; !!(((rand().to_i)...rand((rand(5000).to_i))).send(Enumerable.instance_methods.sample(1).first) { rand(6) > 2 })^32;rescue=>e;(e.methods-Object.methods)>rand(32);end

i call it safely random boolean

LMAO

Are you missing a #size on (e.methods - Object.methods) ? ZOMG, am I really code reviewing this!?!?!!?

ah you are right :(

I guess we'll count that as "MY MOVE" ? ;-)

begin;!!(((rand().to_i)...rand((rand(5000).to_i))).send(Enumerable.instance_methods.sample(15).zip(Object.instance_methods.sample(15)).permutation(1).select { |a| a.length > rand(2) }.flatten.slice(rand(10))) { rand(6) > 2 })^32;rescue=>e;e.methods.product(Object.methods).slice(rand(10),rand(10)).size>rand(32);end

BTW, nice use of #sample -- forgot that was on Array.

Have to use as many versions of rand as possible

Man Enumerable#lazy is going to be awesome.

require 'open-uri'

(0..open("http://www.random.org/integers/?num=1&min=5&max=100&col=1&base=10&format=plain&rnd=new").read.to_i).count {rand(6)>2}

# Fails since I guess I exceeded random.org rate limit or something.

Question.ask("Does no one here know how to use code formatting in Github Flavored Markdown?")

true

Yeah, nobody cares...

But none of your code is indenting! How can you stand it?

I think it adds a certain je ne sais quoi

touché

Edited comments just cause I like Jason P so much.

I just realized this is kinda like our mogrify app for Rails Rumble but with less porn and more code...

This gist got legit.

is there code styling for memes?

AN IDEA APPEARS.

this gist if full of WIN