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\title{\input{arch-logo.pdf_tex}\hspace{-0.39\columnwidth}Fuck-up Assessment Form}
\texttt{<@phrik> Welcome to \#archlinux, tell us how you fucked up.}
\textbf{IRC nickname:} \dotfill
\ \textbf{Date and time of fuck-up:} \dotfill
\def\arraystretch{1.5} % increase vertical table size
\multicolumn{4}{|l|}{\textbf{What emotions were going through your head upon fucking up?} (check all that apply)} \\ \hline
\(\square\) Panic &
\(\square\) Remorse &
\(\square\) Amplified IRC elitism &
\(\square\) Fear, uncertainty and doubt \\
\(\square\) Nerdrage &
\(\square\) Wah wah wah &
\(\square\) Desire to install Ubuntu &
\(\square\) Other (please specify): \dotfill \\ \hline
% there's probably a way easier method to align the two
% "I (didn't) listen(ed) to" points but this works
\settowidth{\listenedwidth}{I listened to}
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\textbf{What initially caused your fuck-up to occur?} (check all that apply) \\ \hline
\item systemd
\item \texttt{pacman -Sy <package>}
\item \texttt{pacman -S --force <package>}
\item The AUR
\item I used yaourt
\item I installed \dotfill (packages)
\item I ran \texttt{dd} and now my computer won't boot
\item I didn't look it up on the Arch Wiki
\item I looked it up on the Debian Wiki
\item Allan broke it
\item I tried deleting a file named {\raise.17ex\hbox{\(\sim\)}}
\item My root partition is btrfs
\item I used an installation script
\item I forgot the root password
\item I saved the root password in a text file only readable by root
\item I copy-pasted commands from an abandoned online discussion forum
\item I tried setting up a printer and now lp0 is on fire
\item I couldn't find \texttt{\#archlinux}
\item I took \texttt{\#archlinux-offtopic} seriously
\item I listened to \makebox[7em+\didntlistenwidth-\listenedwidth]{\dotfill} (IRC nick)
\item I didn't listen to \makebox[7em]{\dotfill} (IRC nick)
\item I tried to be funny in IRC and got banned
\item I put my swap file in \texttt{/tmp}
\item I installed LUKS with a detached header and my mom washed the pants with the USB stick in them
\item I don't know, but it wasn't my fault
\item Other (please specify): \dotfill \vspace*{-\baselineskip}
\end{enumerate} \\ \hline
\multicolumn{4}{|l|}{\textbf{What have you tried so far to remedy your fuck-up?} (check all that apply)} \\ \hline
\(\square\) \texttt{pacman -Syu} &
\(\square\) Rebooting &
\(\square\) Reinstalling Arch Linux &
\(\square\) Installing Gentoo \\
\(\square\) Crying &
\(\square\) Crying in IRC &
\multicolumn{2}{l|}{\(\square\) Other (please specify): \dotfill} \\ \hline
Please return completed form to \texttt{/dev/null} in order for your fuck-up to be assessed by a professional.
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ghost commented May 14, 2021

Oh I didn't know you can use LaTeX to create such an awesome thing

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