Ad-hoc Sensu Alarm

goodbad.sh

function bad () {
  # { short_hostname, alarm_name, handler_name}
  # default:  hostname -s, alarmtest, enterprise_mws
  [ -z ${1} ] && ahost="`hostname -s`" || ahost=${1}
  [ -z ${2} ] && check="alarmtest" || check="${2}"
  [ -z ${3} ] && handler="enterprise_mws" || handler="${3}"
  echo "`date`: badding ${ahost}, ${check}"
  echo '{ "source": "'${ahost}'", "handlers": [ "'${handler}'" ], "name": "'${check}'", "issued": "'`date +%s`'", "output": "CRITICAL: '${ahost}' is sad.", "status": 2 }' | nc -w1 127.0.0.1 3030
}
function good () {
  # { short_hostname, alarm_name, handler_name}
  # default:  hostname -s, alarmtest, enterprise_mws
  date
  [ -z ${1} ] && ahost="`hostname -s`" || ahost=${1}
  [ -z ${2} ] && check="alarmtest" || check="${2}"
  [ -z ${3} ] && handler="enterprise_mws" || handler="${3}"
  echo "`date`: gooding ${ahost}, ${check}"
  echo '{ "source": "'${ahost}'", "handlers": [ "'${handler}'" ], "name": "'${check}'", "issued": "'`date +%s`'", "output": "CRITICAL: '${ahost}' is great.", "status": 0 }' | nc -w1 127.0.0.1 3030
}

. ./goodbad.sh

good test123

Tue Aug 11 09:31:10 MST 2015: gooding test123, alarmtest