Silly extension to Ruby grammar

likeruby.rb

%w(so like totally whatever whatever? um uh yeah stuff dude shit but no cos).each do |word|
  instance_eval %{def #{word}(w=nil); w; end}
end

# now you can code like this:

so like x = 3 and shit
um yeah so puts x or whatever?

yeah but no but yeah but no cos x = 3 or whatever