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// ==UserScript==
// @name I'm An Idiot: The Anti-LOL Script
// @namespace hateradio)))
// @description Remove those senseless letters from your view.
// @include http://*neogaf.*/forum/*
// @grant All
// @priority 100000
// ==/UserScript==
/*jslint indent: 4, maxerr: 50, browser: true */
// //*[text()[contains(.,'ABC')]]
(function () {
'use strict';
var anti = {
// searches: [
// "//div[contains(@class, 'post')]//text()[contains(translate(., 'LOL', 'lol'), 'lol')]",
// "//div[contains(@class, 'post')]//text()[contains(translate(., 'Having said that', 'having said that'), 'having said that')]",
// "//div[contains(@class, 'post')]//text()[contains(translate(., 'That said', 'that said'), 'that said')]",
// "//div[contains(@class, 'post')]//text()[contains(translate(., 'That being said', 'that being said'), 'that being said')]"
// ], //div[contains(@class, "post")]//text()[contains(translate(., Having said that, having said that), having said that)]
replaceText: [
'LOL',
'Having said that',
'That said',
'That being said'
],
replacementsCustom: {
'LOL': function (data) {
data = data.replace(/(lol)\b/ig, '[I\'m an idiot.]').replace(/((lo)\1{1,}lo?[sz]?)\b/ig, '[I\'m an idiot.]');
data = data.replace(/(lol[sz]?)\b/ig, '[I\'m an idiot.]');
return data;
}
},
replaceSearch: function (text) {
var lower = text.toLowerCase();
return '//div[contains(@class, "post")]//text()[contains(translate(., "' + text + '", "' + lower + '"), "' + lower + '")]';
},
replaceFn: function (text) {
return anti.replacementsCustom[text] || function (data) {
data = data.replace(new RegExp('(?:' + text + '),?', 'ig'), '');
return data;
};
},
// replacements: [
// function (data) {
// data = data.replace(/(lol)\b/ig, '[I\'m an idiot.]').replace(/((lo)\1{1,}lo?[sz]?)\b/ig, '[I\'m an idiot.]');
// data = data.replace(/(lol[sz]?)\b/ig, '[I\'m an idiot.]');
// return data;
// },
// function (data) {
// data = data.replace(/(?:Having said that),?\s+?/ig, '');
// return data;
// },
// function (data) {
// data = data.replace(/(?:that said),?\s+?/ig, '');
// return data;
// },
// function (data) {
// data = data.replace(/(?:that being said),?\s+?/ig, '');
// return data;
// }
// ],
replacer: function (nodes, replace) { // replace: String => String
var i = nodes.snapshotLength, n;
while (i--) {
n = nodes.snapshotItem(i);
n.data = replace(n.data);
}
},
main: function () {
anti.searches = anti.replaceText.map(anti.replaceSearch);
anti.replacements = anti.replaceText.map(anti.replaceFn);
// console.log(anti);
anti.searches.forEach(function (text, idx) {
var nodes = document.evaluate(text, document, null, XPathResult.UNORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE, null);
anti.replacer(nodes, anti.replacements[idx]);
});
}
};
window.setTimeout(anti.main, 400);
}());
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