Hi! I'm part-time pythonist and shitty memegenerator replicator, and my budget for this project is $0!

house_searchers.py

import random

job_prefixes = ['part-time', 'freelance', 'stay-at-home', 'currently unemployed', 'job looking']
jobs = ['squirrel tamer', 'leaf collector', 'tv-watcher', 'shitposter', 'meme developer', 'cat watcher', 'youtube video reviewer', 'angel energy streamer', 'bread eater', 'online arguer', 'sand eater']
budjet = random.randint(75, 150) * 10000

fjp = job_prefixes.pop(job_prefixes.index(random.choice(job_prefixes)))
fj = jobs.pop(jobs.index(random.choice(jobs)))
first = "Him: Hi! I'm {0} {1}".format(fjp, fj)
second = "Her: and I'm {0} {1}".format(random.choice(job_prefixes),random.choice(jobs))
budget = "Both: and our budget is ${0} USD".format(budjet)
print "{0}\n{1}\n{2}".format(first,second,budget)


#Him: Hi! I'm currently unemployed shitposter
#Her: and I'm part-time cat watcher
#Both: and our budget is $1290000 USD