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# Hey coops..
#
# Imagine yourself on the other side of the table: two job openings, hundreds of resumes,
# _all of which_ look friggin' identical. Yeah, the HR departments at your MegaCorp XYZ are using
# automated tools to scan for keywords, and the coop department at your school is trying to beat
# you into submission to follow some "predefined template".. But, unless what you're aspiring to
# is to be an automaton at MegaCorp XYZ, relegated to writing test harnesses for code that will
# never see the light of day.. please do yourself a favor, and _be different_! Be bold, dammit.
#
# (Frankly, I'm falling asleep while reading your resumes.. Wake me up! Srsly.)