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| You put the stack trace into my logs | |
| You send the load sky-high when the server starts | |
| Hiesenbug killin’ my brain | |
| My fingers bang on the keyboard ‘till my head does the same | |
| The debugger ain’t helping | |
| This code just ain’t right | |
| Stack overflow says | |
| I should call it a night | |
| But I’m not sleeping | |
| Though I’m brain dead | |
| I got my pager | |
| Keeping me awake instead | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| 3-AM and the servers have all stalled | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I miss sleeping soundly through the night | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| And I’m gonna have to fix this solo | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I’m gonna fix this tonight | |
| Or escalate it high! | |
| You make my GC thrash when you call | |
| You make my code obscure like Larry Wall | |
| The server's gone down again | |
| The logs are nothing but a giant wall of spam | |
| 'Cause you're my system | |
| And I'm a fool | |
| I know I'm crazy | |
| But I've got the right tool | |
| To fix this issue | |
| And go to bed | |
| Who am I kidding | |
| I'll get to sleep when I am dead! | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| 3-AM and the servers have all stalled | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I miss sleeping soundly through the night | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| And I’m gonna have to fix this solo | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I’m gonna fix this tonight | |
| Or escalate it high! | |
| I'm so damn tired | |
| I patched the code | |
| I cross my fingers | |
| And watch the load | |
| I hold my breath | |
| It didn't crash | |
| I do a dance | |
| Because that's how I earn my cash | |
| Ooooh! | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| 3-AM and the servers have all stalled | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I miss sleeping soundly through the night | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| And I’m gonna have to fix this solo | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I’m gonna fix this tonight | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| 3-AM and the servers have all stalled | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I miss sleeping soundly through the night | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| And I’m gonna have to fix this solo | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I’m gonna fix this tonight | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| 3-AM and the servers have all stalled | |
| Wake me up, because I’m on call | |
| I’m gonna fix this tonight | |
| Yeah! |
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