FEMINIZER X9001 (the 1 is significant)

misandry.js

function misandry() {
    var replaceables = Object.keys(reptable)
        /* sort by length descending, value ascending
           this is to ensure greedy matching */
        .sort((s1, s2) => {
            const lengthOrder = s2.length - s1.length;
            const valueOrder = (s1 === s2) ? 0 : (s1 < s2) ? -1 : 1;
            return lengthOrder ? lengthOrder : valueOrder;
        }),
        ueberRegex = new RegExp('\\b(' + replaceables.join('|') + ')\\b', 'gm'),
        evilXML = document.getElementById('sexist').innerHTML;
    
    /* find successive matches */
    var match;
    while ((match = ueberRegex.exec(evilXML)) !== null) {
        /* substitute! */
        evilXML = evilXML.substr(0, match.index)
            + reptable[match[0]]
            + evilXML.substr(match.index + match[0].length);
    }

    /* crush the patriarchy! */
    document.getElementById('sexist').innerHTML = evilXML;
}