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Semaphore Build status widget for Dashing

Show build status for you CI build statuses from Semaphore on your Dashing dashboard.

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Dependencies

Add the Semaphore ruby gem to your gemfile

gem 'semaphoreapp', '~> 0.1.1'

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ruby-1.9.3-p385 cumulative performance patch for rbenv

This installs a patched ruby 1.9.3-p385 with various performance improvements and a backported COW-friendly GC, all courtesy of funny-falcon.

Requirements

• rbenv
• ruby-build

You will also need a C Compiler. If you're on Linux, you probably already have one or know how to install one. On OS X, you should install XCode, and brew install autoconf using homebrew.

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In your Gemfile add:

group :development, :test do
  gem 'micro_migrations', :git => 'git@gist.github.com:33e9f92c229eb808a4fa.git'
end

You might want to add something like this to the Rakefile of apps that use a gem that uses micro_migrations:

ENV['SCHEMA'] = "#{Gem.loaded_specs['your-gem-name'].full_gem_path}/db/schema.rb"

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brew install rbenv
brew install ruby-build
brew install rbenv-vars
brew install readline
brew install ctags
echo 'eval "$(rbenv init - --no-rehash)"' >> ~/.bash_profile
exec $SHELL -i # reload the shell
CONFIGURE_OPTS="--disable-install-doc --with-readline-dir=$(brew --prefix readline)" rbenv install 1.9.3-p194
rbenv global 1.9.3-p194
gem install bundler rbenv-rehash git-up hitch gem-browse gem-ctags cheat awesome_print pry

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    var e = document.createElement('script');
    e.setAttribute('src',"//localhost:3000/trackr-local.js");
    document.body.appendChild(e);
  }
  var oldonload = window.onload;

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source :rubygems

gem 'RedCloth'
gem 'jekyll'
gem 'fleakr'

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# Response body from curl
{"hit":{"author_id":40,"date":"2011-05-31T15:06:47Z","extract":"<a href=\"http://twitter.com/DanWarp\">@DanWarp</a> I&apos;m so excited!!!!! It&apos;s going to be <b>awesome</b>(;","profile_id":1,"source_name":null,"starred":false,"title":"@DanWarp I'm so excited!!!!! It's going to be awesome(;","url":"http://twitter.com/SparksFlyyXx/statuses/75578980698304512","uri":"/accounts/1/profiles/1/hits/32825","hit_type":"tweet"}}

# Response body in HTTP Client
<"hit":{"author_id":40,"date":"2011-05-31T15:06:47Z","extract":"<a href=\"http://twitter.com/DanWarp\">@DanWarp</a> I&apos;m so excited!!!!! It&apos;s going to be <b>awesome</b>

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    var w = img.width;
    var h = img.height;
    if (w && h) {
        var src =  'http://placekitten.com/'+w+'/'+h;
        img.src = src;
    }
});

// code from https://github.com/lsemel/jquery-placekitten