gistfile1.rb

require 'rubygems'
require 'isaac'

configure do |c|
  c.nick            = 'ExplainerBot'
  c.server          = 'dev.urbanairship.com'
  c.port            = 6697
  c.ssl             = true
end

on :connect do
  join '#inane'
end

on :channel, /\?$/ do
  if rand(100) > 90
    msg channel, "Because computer."
  end
end