PowerShell 7 speech syntheziser

fun.ps1

function Sing99Bottles {
    $total = 99
    Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
    $speak = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
    $speak.selectvoice('Microsoft Zira Desktop')
    $speak.rate = 4
    1..100 | ForEach-Object {
        $Words = "$total bottles of beer on the wall, $total bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, $($total - 1)  bottles of beer on the wall."
        $speak.Speak($Words)
        $total = $($total - 1)
    }
}

function Sing99BottlesAdvanced {
    Add-Type -AssemblyName System.speech
    $speech = New-Object System.Speech.Synthesis.SpeechSynthesizer
    $speech.selectvoice('Microsoft Zira Desktop')
    $speech.rate = 3

    foreach ($total in 99..1) {
        $words = '{0} bottle{2} of beer on the wall, {0} bottle{2} of beer. Take one down and pass it around, {3} bottle{4} of beer on the wall.' -f $total, ($total - 1), @{$true = 's'; $false = '' }[$total -ne 1], @{$true = 'no more'; $false = $total - 1 }[$total -eq 1], @{$true = 's'; $false = '' }[$total -ne 2]
        $speech.Speak($words)
    }
}