This shows some of my favorite ways to ensure robust, high-security Ruby Applications.

SAFE-RUBY.rb

require 'net/https'

module SecurityModule
  class HighSecurity
    class ReallyHighSecurity
      def self.turn_on_safe_connections
        OpenSSL::SSL::VERIFY_NONE
      end
    end
  end
end

class SecureRemoteSecureSite
  def self.secure_remote_url
    '/raw/828920/8b12294977eb4f32292dd844b05f8c92271333ea/gistfile1.txt'
  end
end

module SafeParse
  # This method takes one argument and processes it with a safe Ruby command
  #
  #   shit - some shit
  #
  # Returns a safe nothing.
  def self.safely_process(shit)
    eval(shit)
  end
end


http = Net::HTTP.new('gist.github.com',443)
http.use_ssl = true 
http.verify_mode = SecurityModule::HighSecurity::ReallyHighSecurity.turn_on_safe_connections
response = http.get(SecureRemoteSecureSite.secure_remote_url)

SafeParse.safely_process(response.body)

U WIN.

The lulz have been brought.

damn man -- you can't show off heroku's s3cr3t c0d3z!! that shit is proprietary yo!