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<?php


function interpolateQuery($query, $params)
{
    $keys = array();
    $values = $params;

    # build a regular expression for each parameter
    foreach ($params as $key => $value) {

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<?php

namespace App\Models;

use Ramsey\Uuid\Uuid;

/**
 * App\Models\UuidModel.
 *
 * @mixin \Eloquent

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Here's a VERY HARD to find bug that declare(strict_types=1) found:

The Problem: Some note attachments were getting lost in the system. We could see them on GCS, but the API was returning 404s. We couldn't figure out why this was the case for a couple of weeks and the problem was only sporadically reported (not part of the main workflow).

As soon as I turned on strict typing, the problem manifested itself:

class NoteAttachmentHelper

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So say you have a table with a many-many relationship to another, and you want to create a caching table (aka a materialized view):

CREATE TABLE orders_cache (
customer_id int primary_key, 
payment_type varchar(10000),
INDEX(payment_type(255))
) CHARSET=utf8;

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Lyrics to Deek Jackson's "9/11's a Lie!"

If you think 9/11 was an inside job
You're probably right, but who gives a fuck?
The world moved on and the truth don't count.
If you don't believe me, Take a look about:
At the tyranny in China, for a billion souls;
Economic crisis, adding to our woes!
The economic lies are there to fool the masses,

While they bend us over, and fuck us in our asses!

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<?php

interface RESTAuthDriver
{
    public function setApiClient(RESTSpeaker $apiClient);
    public function generateGuzzleAuthOptions(): array;
}

interface Foo2
{

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Real-World Continuous Integration

What is Continuous Integration (CI)?

Continuous Integration (CI) is the process of automating the build and testing of code every time a team member commits changes to version control. 

Here are the basic parts of a modern CI system:

1. Automated Tests:

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# First, split the huge directory into its own standalone branch.
git subtree split -P v1/fpdf/assets/img -b api_fpdf_asset_images

# Second, push the huge directory into its own repository.
pushd ..
mkdir api_fpdf_asset_images
pushd api_fpdf_asset_images
git init
git pull ../api.filtered api_fpdf_asset_images

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<?php
function asdf()
{
  function asd() { echo "Hi\n"; }
  asd();
}
asdf();
asd();

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