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guys, dudes, bros

I think you mean team...

I think you mean squad..

I think you mean gang...

I think you mean pals...

I think you mean buds...

I think you mean y'all...

I think you mean posse...

I think you mean phalanx...

I think you mean crew...

I think you mean crüe...

I think you mean nerds...

I think you mean co-workers...

I think you mean friends...

I think you mean fellow humans...

Surely you meant persons of any kind?

Perhaps you meant comrades?

You probably meant citizens.

I think you meant workmates...

retarded, herp, derp

I think you mean bad…

I think you mean uninteresting…

I think you mean boring…

I think you mean nonsensical…

I think you mean not worthy of attention…

I think you mean awful…

I think you mean silly…

I think you mean ridiculous…

I think you mean illogical…

I think you mean terrible…

crazy, insane

Maybe you mean bad?

Maybe you mean illogical?

Maybe you mean erratic?

Maybe you mean nonsensical?

Maybe you mean ridiculous?

Maybe you mean uncontrolled?

Maybe you mean unpredictable?

Maybe you mean too much?

Maybe you mean strange?

Maybe you mean unusual?

lame

Lame? Don't you think bad sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think boring sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think frustrating sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think a waste of time sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think tiresome sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think unoriginal sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think uncreative sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think disappointing sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think embarrassing sounds better?

Lame? Don't you think tedious sounds better?

dumb, stupid, idiot

Come on! Doesn't bad sound a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't poorly sound thought-out a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't illogical sound a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't incorrect sound a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't ridiculous sound a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't unthinkable sound a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't a sound waste of time a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't silly sound a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't trifling sound a lot better?

Come on! Doesn't pandering sound a lot better?

sucks

Maybe we can come up with a better description than that.

Could you be more descriptive?

I don't understand what you mean?

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