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A Guide to Software Developer Job Advertisements
Job Description Actual meaning
A fast-paced environment Your job will be constant firefighting
A market leader Recently started making a profit
Able to work with minimal spervision You'll be the one we blame when something goes wrong
An Agile team We have daily stand-ups
Dynamic environment Our leadership keeps changing priorities
Must be a team player Must not question authority
Ninja You do all the work alone
Passionate You will persevere through regular death marches
Rockstar developer You will work very long hours with impossible deadlines
Self-starter We have no process
We have an urgent need Our other rockstar just left and no one understands the code
Work on cutting edge technology Do what everyone else is doing
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