| Job Description | Actual meaning |
|---|---|
| A fast-paced environment | Your job will be constant firefighting |
| A market leader | Recently started making a profit |
| Able to work with minimal spervision | You'll be the one we blame when something goes wrong |
| An Agile team | We have daily stand-ups |
| Dynamic environment | Our leadership keeps changing priorities |
| Must be a team player | Must not question authority |
| Ninja | You do all the work alone |
| Passionate | You will persevere through regular death marches |
| Rockstar developer | You will work very long hours with impossible deadlines |
| Self-starter | We have no process |
| We have an urgent need | Our other rockstar just left and no one understands the code |
| Work on cutting edge technology | Do what everyone else is doing |
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