touchid_hack_total.py

#!/usr/bin/python

import requests, re

btc_rate = 139.0
dollar_total = 0.0
btc_total = 0.0

page = requests.get('http://istouchidhackedyet.com/').text
dollar_pledges = re.findall(r'-.+\$(\d+)', page)
dollar_total = sum(map(float,dollar_pledges))
btc_pledges = re.findall(r'([\d.]+) bitcoin', page, re.IGNORECASE)
btc_total += sum(map(float,btc_pledges))

print '%s USD (%s donors)' % (dollar_total, len(dollar_pledges))
print '%s BTC (%s donors)\n' % (btc_total, len(btc_pledges))
print 'TOTAL $%s' % int(round(dollar_total + btc_total*btc_rate,0))

+1 @ezfe's request