Apple’s TOP SECRET product naming generator

apple.rb

def prefix
  %w{Apple i Air Car Magic}.sample if rand(2) == 1
end

def middle
  %w{Mac MacBook Pad Pod Pod Phone Mouse Watch Play}.sample
end

def ending
  %w{Pro S SE Retina Air Plus}.sample if rand(2) == 1
end

def generate_names
  [prefix, middle, ending].compact
end

def namify
  if (name = generate_names).size > 1
    name.join(' ')
  else
    namify
  end
end

Trademarks

> 10.times { puts namify }
Apple MacBook S
Magic MacBook Air
Apple Phone
Air Phone
Air Pad Pro
Car Pod Pro
Car Mac
Phone Air
Watch SE
Magic Play