bookmarklet.js

javascript:function convert(e){var t="",n;for(var r=0;r<e.length;r++){n=e[r].toUpperCase();if(dic.hasOwnProperty(n)&&dic[n].length>0){var i=dic[n];t+="[["+i[Math.floor(Math.random()*i.length)]+"]]"}else t+=n}return t}var dic={" ":["156142887792515"],A:["I.have.letter.A","107015582669715"],B:["146468602064836","116067591741123","515425308486884","123610221018617"],C:["53872404042","imagineifyoucouldntc"],D:["322391688648","112542438763744"],E:["91766446175","115430438474268","283780138400963","123538490993811"],F:[],G:["Google","111532845537326","234343043309512"],H:["111356865552629"],I:["124741367672248"],J:["40324932642"],K:["221460146083","56926372437"],L:[],M:["theletterM.mcr"],N:["TheLetterN"],O:["307606749307431"],P:[],Q:["333248933364176","theletterqcafe"],R:["106699962703083"],S:["19thletter"],T:["440658102627745"],U:["156366047808011"],V:["77189649729"],W:["302663476724"],X:["124482324249542"],Y:["112991612048936"],Z:["165724910215"],"?":["466839490011958","173756546013139"],"!":["IWubLiterature"]};var act=document.activeElement;if(act!==null&&act.type=="textarea"){var start=act.selectionStart,end=act.selectionEnd;if(start!=end){var prefix=act.value.substring(0,start);var middle=convert(act.value.substring(start,end));var suffix=act.value.substring(end);act.value=prefix;act.value+=middle;void (act.value+=suffix)}}

fb_convert.py

lookup = {
    'A': 'I.have.letter.A',
    'B': '146468602064836',
    'C': '53872404042',
    'D': '322391688648',
    'E': '91766446175',
    'F': '',
    'G': 'Google',
    'H': '111356865552629',
    'I': '124741367672248',
    'J': '40324932642',
    'K': '221460146083',
    'L': '',
    'M': 'theletterM.mcr',
    'N': 'TheLetterN',
    'O': '307606749307431',
    'P': '',
    'Q': '333248933364176',
    'R': '106699962703083',
    'S': '19thletter',
    'T': '440658102627745',
    'U': '156366047808011',
    'V': '77189649729',
    'W': '302663476724',
    'X': '124482324249542',
    'Y': '112991612048936',
    'Z': '165724910215'}

import sys
text = []
for c in ' '.join(sys.argv[1:]):
    cc = lookup.get(c.upper(), None)
    if cc:
        text.append('[[%s]]' % cc)
    else:
        text.append(c)

print ''.join(text)