roddds

To everyone who got here through Twitter or Facebook or Hacker News or whatever: THIS IS NOT ME.

The "Me" in this transcript is @raddevon, who shared his story first on reddit.

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List of incompetent jackasses who can't check a source if their lives depended on it:

• geek.com
• nasdaq.com
• craveonline.com

raddevon

Chaitra: Hello! Welcome to Adobe Customer Service.
Me: Hello
Chaitra: Hi Devon
Chaitra: I understand that you wish to cancel your subscription, let me help you with that.
Chaitra: May I know the reason for cancellation please?
Me: I'm not using the software enough to justify the cost.
Chaitra: Thank you for the information.
Me: No problem!
Chaitra: I have checked and see that you have  Creative Cloud membership (one-year)  subscription, which was purchased on 18 Jun 2013.
Chaitra: Before you decide to cancel your subscription, let me give you an offer.

ryanray

## convert HTML POST data or HTTP GET query string to JSON
 
## get the raw post data from the AWS built-in variable and give it a nicer name
#if ($context.httpMethod == "POST")
 #set($rawAPIData = $input.path('$'))
#elseif ($context.httpMethod == "GET")
 #set($rawAPIData = $input.params().querystring)
 #set($rawAPIData = $rawAPIData.toString())
 #set($rawAPIDataLength = $rawAPIData.length() - 1)
 #set($rawAPIData = $rawAPIData.substring(1, $rawAPIDataLength))

whatnickcodes

// Open chrome://cache/ and paste the following script in the console. Feel free to edit the filter variable

var filter = /cask\.scotch\.io(.)*\.(jpg|jpeg|png|gif)/g;


/*! jQuery v2.1.4 | (c) 2005, 2015 jQuery Foundation, Inc. | jquery.org/license */
!function(a,b){"object"==typeof module&&"object"==typeof module.exports?module.exports=a.document?b(a,!0):function(a){if(!a.document)throw new Error("jQuery requires a window with a document");return b(a)}:b(a)}("undefined"!=typeof window?window:this,function(a,b){var c=[],d=c.slice,e=c.concat,f=c.push,g=c.indexOf,h={},i=h.toString,j=h.hasOwnProperty,k={},l=a.document,m="2.1.4",n=function(a,b){return new n.fn.init(a,b)},o=/^[\s\uFEFF\xA0]+|[\s\uFEFF\xA0]+$/g,p=/^-ms-/,q=/-([\da-z])/gi,r=function(a,b){return b.toUpperCase()};n.fn=n.prototype={jquery:m,constructor:n,selector:"",length:0,toArray:function(){return d.call(this)},get:function(a){return null!=a?0>a?this[a+this.length]:this[a]:d.call(this)},pushStack:function(a){var b=n.merge(this.constructor(),a);retu

max-mapper

Disclaimer: This is an unofficial post by a random person from the community. I am not an official representative of io.js. Want to ask a question? open an issue on the node-forward discussions repo

io.js - what you need to know

• io is a fork of node v0.12 (the next stable version of node.js, currently unreleased)
• io.js will be totally compatible with node.js
• the people who created io.js are node core contributors who have different ideas on how to run the project
• it is not a zero-sum game. many core contributors will help maintain both node.js and io.js

untrusted-lvl20-solution.js

/*****************
 * bossFight.js *
 *****************
 *
 * NO FARTHER, DR. EVAL!!!!
 * YOU WILL NOT GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE!!!!
 * IT'S TIME YOU SEE MY TRUE FORM!!!!
 * FACE MY ROBOT WRATH!!!!!
 */

untrusted-lvl18-solution.js

/**********************
 * superDrEvalBros.js *
 **********************
 *
 * You're still here?! Well, Dr. Eval, let's see
 * how well you can operate with one less dimension.
 *
 * Give up now. Unless you have a magic mushroom
 * up your sleeve, it's all over.
 */

untrusted-lvl17-solution.js

/***************
 * pointers.js *
 ***************
 *
 * You! How are you still alive?
 *
 * Well, no matter. Good luck getting through this
 * maze of rooms - you'll never see me or the Algorithm again!
 */

object-kazu

#compdef cordova
#autoload

typeset -A opt_args
local context state line

_cordova() {
  local context state line curcontext="$curcontext"

  if (( CURRENT > 2 )); then

hupili

Use Git to update your web server.

Many hosting service now supports not only FTP and web uploading but also SSH. It's more convenient to use the Git flow:

• Modify and test your site locally.
• Push to remote Git repo, which triggers the update of your website.

My settings: