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| <Hitman_Spike> GET EM HURK LOL | |
| <Hitman_Spike> He sounded so legit excited about that | |
| <Hitman_Spike> Aaannnnd he made it weird | |
| <Nutblox> fun?? :animegirlpingreeeee: | |
| <EJ-DVi> aimed at his taint too | |
| <Fridafuzz> Man, this bromance is legit. You'll be hotdogging in no time, Qipz | |
| <Hitman_Spike> nice ninja approach qipz | |
| <Fridafuzz> Is that Credence Clearwater Revival? | |
| <Fridafuzz> My parents were too big fans of that | |
| <Slowcat> yeah | |
| <Fridafuzz> *them | |
| <Hitman_Spike> holy fuck nice shot | |
| <Hitman_Spike> HOLY FUCK NICE SHOT | |
| <EJ-DVi> hahahahaha | |
| <Slowcat> pfffffff | |
| <Hitman_Spike> WHY DID THAT WORK LMAO | |
| <Fridafuzz> O_O | |
| <Hitman_Spike> BROMANCE ENDED | |
| <EJ-DVi> SHOOT THROUGH COVER BRO | |
| <Hitman_Spike> Till death did you part, Qipz | |
| <Fridafuzz> Oh damn, it's April now. Almost my birthday wooo | |
| <Hitman_Spike> NOT AGAIN | |
| <EJ-DVi> Happy almost birthday | |
| <Hitman_Spike> oh shit Fridafuzz when is your birthday | |
| <Fridafuzz> 21st of April, Hitman_Spike | |
| <Hitman_Spike> oof, 13th | |
| <Fridafuzz> April kids are the best, right Hitman_Spike ? | |
| <EJ-DVi> Hitman_Spike: oof Friday the 13th | |
| <Hitman_Spike> EJ-DVi my last name has 13 letters, too | |
| <Hitman_Spike> 13 is my lucky number | |
| <Fridafuzz> seaqcumber and I have the same birthday of the same year, so we might be meeting up for our day | |
| <Caligula> You're both 12? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Yes, Caligula | |
| <Fridafuzz> I'm almost a woman now, Caligula | |
| <Caligula> Okay. | |
| <Fridafuzz> Titties is a fun word | |
| <Ramstrong> bazongas | |
| <EJ-DVi> Produce porn that have big ol' titties but with campaign slogans watermarked | |
| <Fridafuzz> Just a lil snack | |
| <birdo> Sweater puppies | |
| <Ramstrong> chesticles | |
| <Fridafuzz> Sweater puppies are the best remedie for my cold hands | |
| <birdo> Honkers, milkers, or pool pontoons | |
| <Ramstrong> bobs | |
| <Fridafuzz> No milk | |
| <Caligula> A cracking pair of top-bollocks. | |
| <Ramstrong> bobs and vagene | |
| <Fridafuzz> It started with the dude goin on about the campaign titties, Qipz | |
| <Caligula> Qipz, you did not respond to me earlier. | |
| <Caligula> You are dead to me now. | |
| <Ramstrong> Qupz | |
| <Fridafuzz> Mooseknuckle Run, eh? | |
| <Caligula> But the dead deserve a gift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxx6wGu1ol0 | |
| <Caligula> WE'LL DO IT LIVE! | |
| <Caligula> FUCK! | |
| <Rumia> Qipz what IS it with chat and people expecting you to watch videos during stream | |
| <Rumia> WE'VE NEVER DONE IT | |
| <birdo> friendship ended with qipz | |
| <Caligula> Because you owe your very existence to us. | |
| <birdo> Asian cowboys are the best. | |
| <Hitman_Spike> THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING FLIP WOULD WEAR LMAO | |
| <EJ-DVi> ^ | |
| <Hitman_Spike> I don't know why, but that outfit in particular screamed Flipkami at me | |
| <Hitman_Spike> that's 100% a flipkami outfit | |
| <birdo> Can you look cool while running with a backpack on? | |
| <Hitman_Spike> it does help that he's asian lmao | |
| <Fridafuzz> Is flip the only prominent asian in the community= | |
| <Fridafuzz> ? | |
| <EJ-DVi> You murdered someone's pet | |
| <birdo> Asians have a hard time getting onto the internet | |
| <birdo> Skunk 'em, Johnny | |
| <EJ-DVi> I think you made him mad | |
| <birdo> When will we go 4-wheeling in the sand dunes at DopeCon USA? | |
| <Hitman_Spike> It's small arms, ya pussy, get some altitude | |
| <Hitman_Spike> I really appreciate the attempt Qipz | |
| <Hitman_Spike> i like the cut of your gib | |
| <EJ-DVi> Qipz: launch a car at it | |
| <birdo> Give those sinners the swerve | |
| <Green> >Small Arms | |
| <Green> That was the BEST fucking game on XBLA | |
| <EJ-DVi> RIP | |
| <Fridafuzz> Now it's a FLYING bear fight | |
| <EJ-DVi> OH NOW YOU TELL ME | |
| <birdo> The weak should fear the strong | |
| <EJ-DVi> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> EJ-DVi: Qípz has been playing Far Cry 5 for 2h 1min 41sec | |
| <birdo> Next time sports fans, next time | |
| <EJ-DVi> gg qipz | |
| <Fridafuzz> thanks for the far cry, Qipz | |
| <birdo> Thanks for streams, qipz | |
| <Rumia> Thanks qipzarino | |
| <Fridafuzz> Good night, fuzzballs | |
| <strogg> night | |
| <Boomer> @everyone happy april fool's day | |
| <Rumia> Haha that doesn't ping me at all | |
| <Rumia> You're the fool | |
| <Ghatto> Afternoon dopechat | |
| <seaQcumber> :animegirlpingreeeee: | |
| <Green> Oh fuck, now no one will believe me when I mention how we hit a deer on the way home | |
| <Rumia> Greene did you hit a deer on the way home | |
| <Green> I wasn't driving, so no | |
| <Rumia> I believe you because it is still March 31 here | |
| <Fitnig> He didnt | |
| <Green> But yes | |
| <GoaLitiuM> @someone ¯_(ツ)_/¯ (Drallkan) | |
| <Styrka> @everyone @someone | |
| <Volume> Fuck you | |
| <Green> @fuckyou | |
| <Boomer> :meowuwu: | |
| <GoaLitiuM> fuck you @someone (◕‿◕✿) (Danofthetubes) | |
| <Volume> @someone is a terrible April fools feature | |
| <Green> no u | |
| <birdo> your face is worst april fools | |
| <Volume> Rude! | |
| <Boomer> got em | |
| <Volume> I am quite the attractive young male specimen I'll have you know | |
| <birdo> Every year I want to do some dumb april fool shit with the twitterbot but I know it'd just make it lose followers :blini: | |
| <Boomer> I'll bet you at least one person left the server because of my ping | |
| <Green> Dopelives quotes should say something completely outrageous for April Fools | |
| <Green> Oh wait | |
| <Rumia> Don't say it | |
| <birdo> I think people say enough crazy shit normally | |
| <Boomer> Today was a normal day and everything went fine and nobody talked about feet even once | |
| <Boomer> Quote that | |
| <Boomer> You fucking bot | |
| <birdo> Oh there was some feet nonsense a foot during that KaloKock Exiles stream | |
| <Boomer> I bet but I was making something up for april fool's | |
| <Qipz> Rumia http://i.4cdn.org/v/1522536419150.jpg | |
| <birdo> Too crazy | |
| <Qipz> Rumia http://i.4cdn.org/v/1522536281348.jpg | |
| <Rumia> Qipz oh my god that is perfect | |
| <Boomer> """""""I'm not a foot fetishist honest I swear it's just every time I communicate with topso I must mention feet haha it's so ironic and funny right""""""""""""" | |
| <Green> Reminds me of Ramstrong and how his one gimmick for the last 10 years has been farts | |
| <Rumia> Hlaalu really ARE worse than the n'wah | |
| <Boomer> Ram is autistic though | |
| <Green> Aren't we all | |
| <Boomer> I have to stop talking | |
| <Boomer> I say a lot of things on sleeping pills | |
| <birdo> Farts are eternal | |
| <Qipz> theyre not | |
| <Boomer> Nothing particularly untrue it's just hard to formulate sentences | |
| <Rumia> Seems like a great time to stream boom | |
| <Rumia> er | |
| <birdo> Tell me your banking account ID | |
| <Green> Farts are eternal, but their funniness very much isn't | |
| <Boomer> It really isn't rumia trust me | |
| <Green> Do it anyway | |
| <Boomer> It's entertaining for like maybe 10-15 minutes about 10 minutes after I take them | |
| <Boomer> Then I can't speak right and I start to slur very heavily | |
| <Green> Do it for like maybe 10-15 minutes then | |
| <Green> My dude | |
| <birdo> can't be worse than that one stream where the streamer ended up hyperventilating and rolling around in garbage | |
| <Boomer> Me irl | |
| <Qipz> explain this nintensoys http://i.4cdn.org/v/1522536699783.jpg | |
| <Green> Good soy | |
| <Boomer> Anyway goodnight | |
| <Green> >No strem with boomboy fucked up on pills | |
| <Green> What a terrible timeline this is | |
| <birdo> Haha https://twitter.com/Dopefish_Quotes/status/918760033680113664 | |
| <Qipz> lol | |
| <birdo> lmao rofl | |
| <Ghatto> Oh that was when Hitman_Spike went eldritch drunk | |
| <Green> roflcopter | |
| <Hitman_Spike> (it was garbage) | |
| <Qipz> ((but was it)) | |
| <birdo> This chat man https://twitter.com/Dopefish_Quotes/status/912775625164886017 | |
| <Aksu_> !lastplayed g:s.t.a.l.k.e.r | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Aksu_: 48d 23h 27min 22sec ago, Hitman Spike played S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl for 5h 17min 57sec | |
| <Green> (((garbage))) | |
| <Ghatto> It probably was | |
| <Qipz> >not proud | |
| <Qipz> wow green | |
| <Qipz> that's very insensitive | |
| <birdo> Cats don't give a shit though | |
| <Green> I lost all feeling long ago | |
| <Qipz> nice nice. | |
| <Hitman_Spike> i mean, it was actually garbage | |
| <Hitman_Spike> i have a bin next to my desk to throw out trash | |
| <birdo> Comfortably numb | |
| <Qipz> ((((garbage)))) | |
| <Green> Strangely enough, it was right after you left Gothenburg | |
| <Hitman_Spike> i knocked it over when I got drunk | |
| <Green> DON'T STEAL MY RACISM | |
| <Qipz> 😦 | |
| <Qipz> hey greene | |
| <Qipz> I was thinking | |
| <birdo> You can't roll around in jews, you silly billies | |
| <Qipz> dopecon and chill? | |
| <Qipz> if its when I can go | |
| <Green> Sounds good | |
| <Qipz> and I can only go on 1 of the weekend sadly | |
| <Green> I'm still not sure if I should bring SDVX | |
| <Ghatto> .Hue | |
| <Qipz> ghatto | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <Ghatto> @Qipz | |
| <birdo> Last one, fuck me. https://twitter.com/Dopefish_Quotes/status/894692317327540224 | |
| <Qipz> I started wartching The Bridge and the mexican dude in it uses "muchachos" and has a nice gruffy voice. do you share some of these qualities | |
| <birdo> I can't imagine any context that makes sense for most of these | |
| <Green> I can | |
| <Ghatto> Nocie @Qipz. Nice gruffy voice? | |
| <Qipz> why are there no birdo quotes??? | |
| <Green> The context is always >This chat | |
| <Qipz> very much so Ghatto | |
| <birdo> I'm in there somewhere | |
| <Ghatto> My voice is terrible. Like i drank paint remover | |
| <Qipz> me too larry | |
| <birdo> I just don't say anything funny | |
| <Ghatto> Which, true story, i actually did once | |
| <Qipz> me too | |
| <Green> Like that Mexican comedian? | |
| <Qipz> we need to go deeper https://twitter.com/Dopefish_Quotes/status/967453992421855233 | |
| <Green> George Lopez | |
| <Qipz> the feels | |
| <outtis> I got currywurst with sauerkraut | |
| <birdo> Is it good? | |
| <outtis> this shit is delicious | |
| <birdo> gibe | |
| <outtis> no | |
| <Qipz> oh shit outtis, finally | |
| <birdo> dag | |
| <Qipz> you've been talking about that curry worst since forever outtis | |
| <Rumia> Guess who didn't wake up until 3pm and so cant go to bed for another few hours :( | |
| <Green> Was it me? | |
| <Qipz> could have been me | |
| <outtis> Qipz ye | |
| <Qipz> I lost track of time | |
| <birdo> It was @someone | |
| <Qipz> just like how I lost track of life | |
| <Rumia> @someone | |
| <Rumia> Does that work | |
| <Qipz> no | |
| <birdo> Nope | |
| <Green> Qipz, why are you building paper skeletons at 4 in the morning? | |
| <birdo> Better than making pudding at 3am | |
| <Qipz> [sturring in a pot of paper skellingtons] | |
| <Qipz> with a hammer ofcourse | |
| <Green> gnägg | |
| <Qipz> otherwise it isnt building | |
| <Green> undead papier maché | |
| <birdo> how do I mine paper skeleton | |
| <Green> With an old GPU | |
| <Ilga> fug | |
| <Green> One that doesn't get too hot soit burns the paper | |
| <Green> I don't know, I can't make jokes | |
| <Green> fuck you | |
| <Qipz> I want to make this quote clear, it wasnt nudes, there were boxershorts involved https://twitter.com/Dopefish_Quotes/status/854046575647219712 | |
| <birdo> Wait,how does Nephtunh know about your nudes? 🤔 | |
| <Qipz> he probably saw them | |
| <Green> Those were the pictures you took while your vomitshirt was being washed, right? | |
| <Ilga> kips DID take nudes at his toilet tho | |
| <outtis> Qipz once took a pic of himself shitting and the penis was visible | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <Nephtunh> I might or might not have seen the nudes | |
| <Nephtunh> I cant say for certain | |
| <begoniabol> who doesnt know about Qipz nudes, birdo | |
| <Green> GOnna need to see again to be sure | |
| <birdo> I feel so out of the loop on these nudes | |
| <outtis> "oh shit, the penis can be seen" - qipz 2013 | |
| <Green> The peen has been seen | |
| <birdo> It's too late mother, I have seen everything | |
| <Qipz> outtis pls | |
| <Green> I must monger the donger | |
| <Qipz> you missquote me | |
| <Qipz> "oh shit, you can see the penis" | |
| <outtis> the exact quote is in my forum quote | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <begoniabol> i miss Qipz drunk stream | |
| <Green> tfw a misquote makes you more eloquent | |
| <Qipz> I DONMT | |
| <Qipz> all I remember is me picking up the phone and saying hello? | |
| <Qipz> whilst it was my doorbell that rang | |
| <Qipz> not my phone | |
| <outtis> how can the earth be round without people standing upside down? | |
| <Qipz> ikr | |
| <Qipz> and now I must sleep | |
| <begoniabol> sleep well Qipz | |
| <Qipz> jij ook | |
| <Rumia> I want to play whatever game that is | |
| <begoniabol> dank je Qipz, lekker gezellig | |
| <Green> You don't, Rumia | |
| <Green> Don'tf all for the MMO meme | |
| <outtis> lekker | |
| <begoniabol> outtis lekker | |
| <Green> läcker | |
| <outtis> het paard heefteen saart | |
| <outtis> *staart | |
| <Rumia> hé hé | |
| <outtis> heeft een | |
| <begoniabol> who taught you that >:[ | |
| <birdo> horse phrases | |
| <outtis> hebt je tieten op zijn hofd he he | |
| <begoniabol> have you tits on his hed he he | |
| <birdo> boobhat | |
| <outtis> surinaam | |
| <Green> bobs | |
| <begoniabol> whos teaching you all that stuff! | |
| <outtis> zeekomkommer | |
| <Green> PEPERNOOT | |
| <begoniabol> ofcourse | |
| <begoniabol> hes teaching you dirty stuff | |
| <Green> Teach me dirty stuff, begoniabol | |
| <birdo> Never trust sea critters that puke out their organs | |
| <begoniabol> vies Greene ;) | |
| <Green> Speaking of Happy Birthday, only 2 more weeks until four more years until I'm a wizard | |
| <Green> hype | |
| <Ghatto> You'll never get to be a wizard, @Greene | |
| <Rumia> Yee | |
| <Green> I know Ghatto, I'm just going to a god damn soapland when I'm in Tokyo if I still haven't found anyone by then | |
| <Ghatto> You'll find someone before you get to put on the robe, my lad | |
| <birdo> Gil my man | |
| <Ghatto> You'll remember these words | |
| <Green> I'll remember them as I'm sitting in my home throwing motherfucking fireballs | |
| <Green> Laughing at how wrong you are | |
| <begoniabol> damn youre that old Greene? | |
| <Green> Hey now | |
| <Rumia> Do what Ghatto did Greene, and just watch lots of anime while playing lots of video gam-oh wait | |
| <Rumia> begoniabol gettin cheeky | |
| <Green> :V | |
| <begoniabol> well i thought you were younger | |
| <Ghatto> Well that is true, Rumia. I kept doing that and i end up meeting someone for some reason | |
| <Rumia> Ghatto I'm legit curious, how did you meet | |
| <Rumia> Was it at a dragonball event | |
| <Green> KoF | |
| <Green> Mexicans love KoF | |
| <Ghatto> We met over the innenet, MSN | |
| <Ghatto> Nobody actually knows who added who | |
| <Ghatto> We kept talking and stuff happened | |
| <begoniabol> when are you going to japan, Greene? | |
| <Green> 13th to 21st of June | |
| <begoniabol> oh thats exciting, are you going alone? | |
| <Rumia> That's gonna be lit af Greene | |
| <Green> Gonna stick to Tokyo and maybe a day trip to Fuji | |
| <Green> Going with my roomie | |
| <Ghatto> Noice @Green | |
| <Nutblox> das neat | |
| <begoniabol> thats great Greene | |
| <Ghatto> Wish i could...but i have a house to pay :( | |
| <Nutblox> having a weeb bro | |
| <Green> He's weeber than me | |
| <Ghatto> Weeb Master | |
| <Green> Recognizes mecha designers immediately | |
| <Green> By sight | |
| <Ghatto> Noice | |
| <Nutblox> he took the red pill and never looked back | |
| <Green> Browses /pol/ | |
| <Ghatto> >pol | |
| <Ghatto> Wew | |
| <Green> Gets us banned from 4chan every so often | |
| <Rumia> How much of a shitposter do you have to be to get banned from pol | |
| <Green> He gets banned via /v/ | |
| <Green> And from the ban messages that tell you what post got you banned, very justified | |
| <Nephtunh> did he calls mods valvedrones | |
| <Green> offtopic shitposting | |
| <Rumia> The worst kind! | |
| <birdo> I prefer topical shitposts | |
| <Rumia> Just like your ointments | |
| <Doniac> He's a /pol/ posted on /v/? fucking deserved then | |
| <Doniac> God I hate those fucking people | |
| <Doniac> >Talk about video games >HEY GUYS TRUMP FUCKING SJWS HAHAH FUCK NIGGERS | |
| <Doniac> Every fuckng time | |
| <Nephtunh> some games bait that kind of discussion tho | |
| <Nephtunh> like wolfenstein | |
| <Rumia> How does a series about shooting nazis bait that | |
| <Rumia> Unless... | |
| <Doniac> From downies maybe | |
| <Nephtunh> they bait /pol/ tier discussion | |
| <Doniac> I've seen so many people whine about nazis being portrayed as the bad guys, holy fuck | |
| <Nephtunh> by the nature of the game | |
| <Doniac> like to an actual delunsional point | |
| <Nephtunh> other example is | |
| <Nephtunh> game creator publicly attracting /pol/ tier discussions around their games | |
| <Nephtunh> so one second you have a game | |
| <Doniac> Sure, I'm not saying it's always bad/wrong | |
| <Nephtunh> the next second you have a game with a creator that attracts these people | |
| <Doniac> but it's way too common for people to bring it up because muh niggers muh sjws | |
| <Nephtunh> man niki lauda seems like an actually chill person | |
| <Nephtunh> now that I've watched the interviews | |
| <Doniac> thought I recognized the name, I've only seen the movie based on him | |
| <Rumia> Who is it | |
| <Doniac> f1 driver | |
| <Doniac> from like the 70s | |
| <Nephtunh> old rich guy that burnt his face off in his f1 race | |
| <Nephtunh> now chairman of mercedes racing team | |
| <Nephtunh> leader on the current f1 era | |
| <Nephtunh> time for sleep | |
| <Nephtunh> gn guys | |
| <Nutblox> :( | |
| <Doniac> cute | |
| <LarryLongbow> What the hell! http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1522535498086.webm | |
| <EJ-DVi> LarryLongbow: don't trust the koreans | |
| <begoniabol> off to bed, goodnight everyone | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: nobody has been spamming ASCII dicks for 2h 5min 55sec. Qípz played Far Cry 5 for 2h 2min 36sec | |
| <Artless> :animegirlpingreeeee: | |
| <Artless> Good evening. | |
| <DerSandmann> hi | |
| <Artless> ey | |
| <DerSandmann> this mouse is too powerful | |
| <Artless> computah mouse or a rodent | |
| <Holkin> arch a- | |
| <DerSandmann> comp mouse | |
| <DerSandmann> it has a dedicated alt+tab button artless | |
| <DerSandmann> so nice being able to click and drag again | |
| <DerSandmann> KIMOCHII | |
| <Artless> Hey guess what! These things suck! https://store.tumbadorchocolate.com/Images/TC_PBCupVariety_Trios.png | |
| <birdo> Fuck those things | |
| <Rumia> What the fuck is it with America and putting peanut butter in everytthing | |
| <Rumia> Like I enjoy peanut butter but | |
| <Rumia> There's a limit | |
| <Artless> I feel similarly about my peers with nutella | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Filipinos put peanut butter in their stewed meat. | |
| <DerSandmann> the state of node modules https://i.imgur.com/Tt0Uyym.png | |
| <DerSandmann> those look tasty artless | |
| <DerSandmann> waw FlippinKamikaze https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karekare,_New_Zealand | |
| <Artless> Their peanut butter is way too fluid, DerSandmann. | |
| <DerSandmann> ah | |
| <DerSandmann> so smooth | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> it's practically water | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> 0/10 | |
| <DerSandmann> smooth peanut butter is pretty watery | |
| <DerSandmann> unless you use a binder | |
| <Artless> It ploops out when you bite into em like peanut-flavored ejaculate | |
| <DerSandmann> idk of any organic binders | |
| <Artless> xantham gum's organic | |
| <Artless> xanthan, even | |
| <birdo> Soy letchithenamenadin or whatever it is | |
| <Artless> Lecithin is organic as well, yes. | |
| <DerSandmann> mhm | |
| <Artless> Basically anyone who does the "don't worry just stir it" peanut butter is fuckin lazy and intellectually deficient | |
| <DerSandmann> I guess then | |
| <DerSandmann> artless I buy peanut butter that you need to stir | |
| <DerSandmann> fite me | |
| <Artless> I'm callin you out, Adams | |
| <DerSandmann> this is the best peanut butter | |
| <Artless> I won't fite you, you're allowed your preferences. | |
| <DerSandmann> for cups though, just remove some of the oil | |
| <DerSandmann> you dont need so much oil in a peanut butter cup | |
| <Artless> Right? | |
| <Artless> but no, these people just don't wanna play ball | |
| <Artless> They gotta make em rectangular just to brag about it on the package, as well | |
| <DerSandmann> they have pics peanut butter cups too | |
| <DerSandmann> they're fucking good | |
| <Artless> Literally says "it's hip to be squared" on the attract message on the back like fuck you bud | |
| <Artless> I never thought I'd be angry eating a peanut butter cup but here we are | |
| <Artless> Life brings us to strange places | |
| <DerSandmann> why did you buy them | |
| <birdo> time to watch some bootleg illegal streams, boyohs | |
| <Artless> They looked alright! But they're not! | |
| <Artless> I felt like getting a taste of the upper crust, a slice of that trader joe's fodder I always see spoken of in salons, but all I bit into was lies | |
| <Artless> He looks like the dos equis guy | |
| <Artless> But he's a straight shooter, I like his patter. | |
| <DerSandmann> also there's a poem on the back of each label artless | |
| <Artless> Are they all stoic confirmations of a life well lived | |
| <Artless> Or are they verses of falsehood, perpetrated on unsuspecting, patchwork bumpkins itching for a glimpse of the good life | |
| <birdo> Excerpts from the work of E.E. Cummies | |
| <Artless> Oh I'm steamed like a Skinner ham just thinkin about these peanut butta cups, I am | |
| <Artless> clam, rather. FUCK I fucked my own joke | |
| <Rumia> Why is there peanut butter coming out of your cupboard, artless? | |
| <DerSandmann> ynot | |
| <DerSandmann> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Ràmstrong should stream! | |
| <Artless> I'm wracking my mind to continue the bit but I'm coming up short on something that is analogous to the steam compared to peanut butter's smoke | |
| <Rumia> Oh ye of little memes | |
| <Rumia> For real I dunno how I'd respond either | |
| <Artless> That's why Skinner's the principal and we're just chumps | |
| <plaaplaa> DerSandmann that's lewd | |
| <EJ-DVi> BUH GAWD | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has been preparing the next stream for 3h 55min 44sec. Qípz played Far Cry 5 for 2h 2min 36sec | |
| <birdo> How's about a stream | |
| <Rumia> Hi | |
| * DerSandmann bullies Rumia | |
| <birdo> Bully his butt into jelly | |
| <Rumia> into slime* | |
| <DerSandmann> !lastplayed g: Slime | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: 12h 18min 1sec ago, Rumía played Slime Rancher (filla) for 3h 34min 1sec | |
| <birdo> How was the slime rancher stram? | |
| <Fitnig> Rumia still alive | |
| <Fitnig> strim gem | |
| <Rumia> Slime rancher is WORK you guys | |
| <Rumia> Farming ain't easy | |
| <Fitnig> ok Rumia, let's go | |
| <birdo> Someday you'll be able to automate everything. Then you'll just sip some melonade on your porch and watch the cash roll in | |
| <Rumia> Gotta build the deck first | |
| <birdo> It's all about the galvanized nails | |
| <birdo> Rused | |
| <birdo> Now I can't trust big blue | |
| <Fitnig> Waiting for it to be used in q | |
| <Fitnig> It's just like a kid that's sad when parents dress them up for a photo. | |
| <Fitnig> except a cat | |
| <birdo> The cat will get his revenge | |
| <Rumia> DerSandmann do they really talk like this | |
| <Rumia> On purpose | |
| <DerSandmann> it's just the accent | |
| <DerSandmann> also a slideshow is called a deck | |
| <GoaLitiuM> duck maintenance? | |
| <DerSandmann> i mean, if you want to keep a hard deck for 40 years, you have to rub your deck sometimes | |
| <birdo> pls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWZ4tfOlC_g | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <nogaems_> but do they drop in via planes instead of boats? | |
| <DerSandmann> LET THE 1/4 JOKES BEGIN nogaems_ | |
| <nogaems_> i loathe april fools | |
| <nogaems_> may as well stay asleep for a couple of days | |
| <birdo> I'm excited for all the Boomer, lunki, and Danofthetubes streams | |
| <DerSandmann> IT BEGINS nogaems_ | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <birdo> Haha, that cord | |
| <birdo> *corn | |
| <DerSandmann> almost as good as https://www.google.co.jp/ime/___o/ | |
| <nogaems_> you know what sucks? the way my headphones quash my glasses into my head | |
| <DerSandmann> over ear? | |
| <DerSandmann> know what's really great? My glasses used to rub the back of my ear, but I put them under kettle water and re-bent them and now my ears dont hurt | |
| <birdo> That's p. gud | |
| <DerSandmann> it used to hurt really bad | |
| <DerSandmann> :< | |
| <DerSandmann> I suffered for 3 months before my brain said - why not bend your glasses | |
| <birdo> Thanks brain | |
| <DerSandmann> Visit Japan in Summer - Y/N | |
| <DerSandmann> its either visit in summer or cancel and go during winter | |
| <DerSandmann> dunno | |
| <DerSandmann> im torn | |
| <nogaems_> i mighjt kettle mold em then | |
| <DerSandmann> nogaems_, do they hurt atm? | |
| <DerSandmann> mine was actually digging into my ear and cutting my ears nogaems_ | |
| <nogaems_> wew | |
| <nogaems_> guys help, is easter sunday a holiday i cant remember. i need nutrients | |
| <nogaems_> or was it monday | |
| <nogaems_> oh it's monday | |
| <DerSandmann> yes | |
| <DerSandmann> yes and yes nogaems_ | |
| <DerSandmann> it's Today, but they give you monday off nogaems_ | |
| <DerSandmann> a lot of things are closed today nogaems_ | |
| <DerSandmann> >update to latest js framework >they remove fucking $gray | |
| <DerSandmann> reeeeeee | |
| <nogaems_> implying i know what that is | |
| <nogaems_> >wash hands with hadn sanitizer >eat finger food | |
| <nogaems_> i did not think this through | |
| <DerSandmann> i eat all finger food with chopsticks now | |
| <DerSandmann> I was using beta builds of software nogaems_ - I'm updating to the release | |
| <DerSandmann> well | |
| <DerSandmann> not even beta | |
| <DerSandmann> ALPHA | |
| <DerSandmann> so tons of shit broke :-^D | |
| <nogaems_> :D | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has missed anything for 6h 9min 1sec :(. Qípz played Far Cry 5 for 2h 2min 36sec | |
| <DerSandmann> IT BUILDS time to ship it | |
| <nogaems_> man i keep seeing gay articles about that sea of theives game, bragging about how it's the best thing ever | |
| <nogaems_> this has to bne some of the most blatant shjilling ive ever seen | |
| <birdo> It's really bad. They're paying off so many youtubers right now too | |
| <DerSandmann> :-^D | |
| <nogaems_> i think it's worse than the for honour bullshit where it was obvious everyone was getting money | |
| <nogaems_> orthat time DE paid streamer to play warframe, i forgot his name but he didnt even like it | |
| <nogaems_> summit? i think that was it | |
| <Fujiko> nogaems_: difference is, Warframe is a good game but has a lengthy grind | |
| <Artless> Recall that Lawbreakers also attempted this. | |
| <Artless> Look where that went. | |
| <nogaems_> and ocean boiz has.... water? | |
| <nogaems_> lol lawbreakers | |
| <nogaems_> i want to feel bad but i cant | |
| <Artless> All of twitch played it for exactly 2 hours and then fucked off. | |
| <nogaems_> kek | |
| <nogaems_> what was wrong with the game anywat? i never paid attention | |
| <nogaems_> well except that it was an arena shooter nobody asked for | |
| <a-> this steamlink for $1 thing, http://store.steampowered.com/sale/tripledailydeal/ | |
| <Artless> Just better or more popular competitors. | |
| <a-> how can they afford to sell hardware for $1 | |
| <Artless> Generally not really that engaging either through its characters, mechanics or look. | |
| <nogaems_> oic | |
| <Artless> They also changed revenue models midway through development, pulling the impossible and deciding to become a paid game instead of free to play. | |
| <nogaems_> kek | |
| <nogaems_> I miss yadde, i want to complain about space ships with him | |
| <Artless> I could pretend if you want | |
| <Artless> "Ol ol ol I'm finnish ork de bork my cofe is full power" | |
| <Nooya> Oh my god | |
| <birdo> ebin | |
| <Nooya> Path of Exile made a Royale mode | |
| <Nooya> as a first aprils joke | |
| <Artless> Gonna stream it Nooya? | |
| <Nooya> Maybe later | |
| <Nooya> Literally just woke up | |
| <Artless> mmarright. | |
| <nogaems_> lol yeah | |
| <nogaems_> i had a good giggle at that, artless. fool powah! (i'd fiull it with weird yurope vowels but i only have superior australian english keybread) | |
| <Artless> Is an australian keyboard poisonous like everything in that dimension | |
| <Nooya> Also holy fuck, I'm finishing up watching Naruto now | |
| <Nooya> And I saw the episode yesterday where Might Guy did the Night Guy attack | |
| <nogaems_> sometimes the keybaord spiders come out from under the keys when you hit obscure shit like \ | |
| <Nooya> That was the coolest thing I've seen since the final fight in one punch man | |
| <Artless> didn't it end a year ago | |
| <Nooya> Prob did artless, I'm just lazy | |
| <Artless> Fair enough. | |
| <nogaems_> i stopped reading naruto after some eye nigger was all like MUH EYES and shit after that pain saga | |
| <Nooya> I've wanted to see the final gate be opened since I saw rock lee open the first few gates in the first season | |
| <Artless> That describes like 90% of the comic nogaems_ | |
| <Nooya> Giggled like a litle girl in bed | |
| <nogaems_> my eyeys can see into the future and the past also they can kill people and also make myu imagination real and also beat up ken M from maths class bnecause he bullies me ::(((( | |
| <nogaems_> oh i remember rock lee, he'd do his gates thing and go hulk out | |
| <nogaems_> he was a better character than that faggot nauto | |
| <nogaems_> fingers pls spelkl enlgand gudder | |
| <Artless> I stuck with it out of a sense of obligation, and I like'd Kishimoto's worldbuilding but fuck me I could not care less about Naruto or Sasuke or anything to do with the main characters. | |
| <nogaems_> i fucking hated the whole naburo x sucksake thing, it was so forced | |
| <birdo> runs around like the naruto with whiskers painted on my cheeks | |
| <nogaems_> :D | |
| <Artless> Shikamaru is the only person in that universe with any fucking sense | |
| <Nooya> Naruto is imo a very well made character, you dont start really identifying until long into the anime | |
| * DerSandmann opens Nooya's gate | |
| <nogaems_> lewd | |
| <DerSandmann> do they do fish and chips in sweden Nooya | |
| <Nooya> Probably somewhere DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> is it not common? | |
| <Nooya> Nope | |
| <nogaems_> kek birdo | |
| <nogaems_> it still amazes how that dude is a thing | |
| <Artless> Vine, dude. | |
| <Artless> Made for resumes, known for memes | |
| <nogaems_> hah | |
| <birdo> wan wan | |
| <Artless> Heroina Au Au! | |
| <Ghatto> haha what the fuck? | |
| <Ghatto> >recommeneded category for you - french horns | |
| !lastplayed g:yakuza | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 399d 21h 56min 42sec (1y 34d) ago, SoulSilver played Yakuza 4 (crane filler) for 30min 40sec | |
| <Nooya> Porn is bae | |
| <Nooya> *Pornhub | |
| <birdo> Where's Rumia | |
| <outtis> did you guys see this? https://youtu.be/phGQGIct1Oo | |
| <KingofEngland> hi guys | |
| <KingofEngland> im in shanghai now | |
| <Ghatto> \o/ | |
| <Ghatto> Business or pleasure, KingofEngland ? | |
| <KingofEngland> my new job ghatto | |
| <KingofEngland> just feels really lonely | |
| <Ghatto> Holy cow | |
| <KingofEngland> im in an apartment by myself | |
| <KingofEngland> its the first time ive been totally alone | |
| <KingofEngland> i dont know anyone in shanghai | |
| <DerSandmann> where at KingofEngland | |
| <Ghatto> Was at least the pay good enough to make you move all over there? | |
| <DerSandmann> >KingofEngland got Shanghai'd | |
| <KingofEngland> working for hiltons central office there DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> rip | |
| <KingofEngland> i was working at a hilton in beijing the last few years | |
| <KingofEngland> its £27k a year ghatto | |
| <birdo> Have the VPN crackdowns after Papa Xi's infinite mathclass hit that area? | |
| <KingofEngland> so much better than what i was on | |
| <Ghatto> Not bad KingofEngland | |
| <KingofEngland> i came here though because i want to be with my gf again | |
| <KingofEngland> since shes chinese | |
| <KingofEngland> but im not sure when she can come to shanghai | |
| <DerSandmann> >she justs wants that hafu baby KingofEngland | |
| <Ghatto> Being on your own for the first time is scary indeed, sometimes it feels lonely | |
| <Ghatto> She may not be able to be there all the time, but at least you can see each other | |
| <KingofEngland> yeah it feels like that at the moment ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> It makes the situation better...it may not be the perfect scenario but keep in mind that worse scenarios could occur | |
| <KingofEngland> yeah | |
| <KingofEngland> your right | |
| <Ghatto> I could say "Bite the bullet and man up" like people told me when i went on my own, but is not a good advice. Just hang in there, reach for your family and gf whenever you need a familiar voice that could fill up your tank to keep going. It gets better with time, but for now don't hesitate to reach for them | |
| <Ghatto> Also, you have us...we may be giant sacks of shit but we can keep you company, lad | |
| <DerSandmann> >girlfriend filling up your tank | |
| <Ghatto> Works both ways, DerSandmann | |
| <IronBar> hey guys | |
| <IronBar> there's gonna be streams today | |
| <Ghatto> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Ghatto: Qípz played Far Cry 5 for 2h 2min 36sec, stopped 7h 15min 23sec ago | |
| <Ghatto> >7h | |
| <Ghatto> Probably not | |
| <birdo> This is an april rusing | |
| <KingofEngland> thats ghatto | |
| <DerSandmann> !lastp1ayed | |
| <Ghatto> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> How about we all go read a book instead? | |
| <DerSandmann> !p1ayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: Sir_Andersen has been playing Tree of Savior & Zen Pinball for 46min 0sec | |
| <Ghatto> ;_; | |
| <KingofEngland> what the fuck | |
| <KingofEngland> i can get on youtube | |
| <KingofEngland> it must be this apartment since its a service apartment designed for westerners | |
| <DerSandmann> why would youtube be banned KingofEngland | |
| <DerSandmann> >only baidu allowed | |
| <KingofEngland> it was never accessible to me for the whole time i was in china before DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> or afreeca | |
| <DerSandmann> mhm | |
| <KingofEngland> it must be this apartment complex | |
| <DerSandmann> filthy whiteeuu piggu complex | |
| <DerSandmann> whiteu piggu containment zone | |
| <KingofEngland> yea boii | |
| <KingofEngland> ive started trying eating ketogenically now as well which probably makes things worse | |
| <KingofEngland> no endorphins from sugar and that | |
| <DerSandmann> same KingofEngland | |
| <DerSandmann> somewhat | |
| <DerSandmann> sugar is bad for you though | |
| <birdo> Nostreams are even worse for you | |
| <Ilga> Oh my fuck | |
| <Ilga> Got a 6h train ride ahead | |
| <birdo> RIP Ilga's butt | |
| <Ilga> I look to my seat and see a super fat Muslim woman in a hijab with her babby on her lap | |
| <Ilga> My seat full of her stuff | |
| <Ilga> Tell her that that's my spot and she just stares at me mouth open with a dead stare | |
| <Ilga> Is this some kind of a cruel April fools | |
| <birdo> Yep | |
| <KingofEngland> dont be racialist ilga | |
| <DerSandmann> dw ilga, she's riding the train on your tax money | |
| <seaQcumber> There is #cute for random cat posting now ironbar | |
| <IronBar> No | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Lets put our heads together and think of who should stream. | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <Nadel> #CUTE: Containment Breach | |
| <DerSandmann> kawaii | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <birdo> amazing | |
| <Artless> Why is Del such a funky homo sapien | |
| <birdo> All that time in the pjs | |
| <Artless> He perceives more than the average madness | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> No | |
| !ondemand | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Vacker.tv - http://vacker.tv/ondemand/ | |
| <birdo> time to watch some old streams | |
| <IronBar> Mario Party today | |
| <I-H> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> I-H: Qípz played Far Cry 5 for 2h 2min 36sec, stopped 8h 55min 18sec ago | |
| <Nadel> Rumia will marathon Turok 2, Alundra 2 and Soul Reaver 2 today | |
| <IronBar> Flippin will complete Call of Pripyat | |
| <IronBar> Dope will continue Warcraft 3 and Limbo | |
| <Lunki_> I will stream today | |
| <Lunki_> hehh | |
| <IronBar> Lunki_ Yadde will stream today too | |
| <IronBar> He will stream Tapan Kaikki | |
| <Lunki_> nice | |
| <Nadel> and I will apply for streamer today | |
| <AndFergYou> Lo | |
| <DerSandmann> and I'll move to my new house next month and become the only kiwi streamer | |
| <Murgasmos> hoi | |
| <Nutblox> >pretending you're Murgasmos you can't fool me | |
| <Murgasmos> You got me | |
| <Murgasmos> I am actually Gasmurmos | |
| <Dopefish_lives> you have been promoted to a streamer Murgasmos | |
| <Dopefish_lives> congratulations! | |
| <Murgasmos> Oh fuck, please no | |
| <Nutblox> what you gonna stream to us today, fa | |
| <Nutblox> m | |
| <AndFergYou> Congradulation -penguin clapping- | |
| <Murgasmos> A nice healthy dose of nostreams @Nutblox, a dopelives special | |
| <Nutblox> smack noice | |
| !p1ayed Murgasmos | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Murgasmǫs has been playing Scratches- Director's Cut (PC) for 22min 23sec | |
| <ncn> so what's the doodle about | |
| * DerSandmann doodles ncn | |
| <Nadel> voting on dopecon dates I assume | |
| <ncn> also, any PoE dudes tried this https://youtu.be/XWZ4tfOlC_g | |
| <Boomer> Inb4 it unironically becomes popular, they make it official, and it brings in more cash than the rest of the game so they refocus their development | |
| <Nephtunh> tfw no rimjob stream | |
| <Nephtunh> explain dope | |
| !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> FlíppinKamikaze and Hitman Spike | |
| <IronBar> !p1ayed Po | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: Po has been playing Gang Beasts for 3h 3min 21sec | |
| <Ghatto> ;_;7 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I hope I can get to stream today | |
| <Murgasmos> You can't Gutsman, I am now streamer and I am streaming 24h marathon of nostreams | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Inb4 I get to stream for one day, April fooled, and then banned forever | |
| <Ilga> >watching gutsmansass streams | |
| * DerSandmann streams GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Gutsman when streams then eh | |
| <Qipz> can't I just give you the go? @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Qipz> I am a streamer | |
| <Qipz> I can change topic | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Sorry I was taking a shit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah lemme get my webcam and snacks and really loud drinks | |
| <Qipz> you wanna go live now? | |
| <Qipz> NOW | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Not now now in all honesty | |
| <Qipz> NOW | |
| <Ghatto> Also cleavage | |
| <Ghatto> Lots of it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> After breakfast | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Sunday is a fry up day | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Always | |
| <Dopefish__lives> lazy | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> But in all seriousness after breakfast I'll be good to go | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> After I get 70 agility | |
| <Nephtunh> >he doesnt have 99 agility | |
| <Nephtunh> the game has been out for ages by now | |
| <Nephtunh> cmon pull yourself together | |
| <DerSandmann> just bot it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You can't really bot agility | |
| <DerSandmann> mate | |
| <DerSandmann> I've fucking botted everything | |
| <Dopefish__lives> There's a really good hack | |
| <Dopefish__lives> get this | |
| <Dopefish__lives> when you jerk off you actually build agility | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Also nephtunh this is my hardcore ironman | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> So fresh account | |
| <DerSandmann> >hardcore ironman btw | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 70 agility for 20 hours just to skip one walk around in a cave | |
| <DerSandmann> it's nice though | |
| <DerSandmann> 70 agi is gud | |
| <DerSandmann> I gave up at like 68? and just use wild pies | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah since I'm getting 150 dragon bones | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Then ectophial that shot | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Shit | |
| <DerSandmann> ye easy 43ish pray | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Once I get protect from melee game is free | |
| <DerSandmann> free unless you boss | |
| <DerSandmann> what combat | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Then addy gloves then I dunno, just quests | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Level? | |
| <DerSandmann> aye | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Like 35 rn | |
| <DerSandmann> >35 combat | |
| <DerSandmann> kek | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You use magic to safespot the blue dragons | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea, 70 agi will help you level | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ya dolt | |
| <DerSandmann> the energy regen is noice | |
| <DerSandmann> I just have a maxed zerker | |
| <Nephtunh> agi is good | |
| <Nephtunh> because in ironman u do everything urself | |
| <Nephtunh> so lots of running | |
| <Nephtunh> and cant just buy energy pots | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: | Game: | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <DerSandmann> true | |
| <DerSandmann> get runecrafting too | |
| <Nephtunh> imagine going straight 99 agi | |
| <Nephtunh> then dying | |
| <DerSandmann> rip Nephtunh | |
| <DerSandmann> it's impossible to die if you do rooftops though | |
| <DerSandmann> afaik | |
| <Nephtunh> nah I mean | |
| <DerSandmann> the less hp you have, the less damage you take from failures | |
| <Nephtunh> u get 99 agi | |
| <Nephtunh> then starts slaying or something | |
| <DerSandmann> 99 agi, die to a goblin | |
| <DerSandmann> aue | |
| <Nephtunh> and die form dc | |
| <DerSandmann> aye | |
| <DerSandmann> this is why you get 43 pray asap | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I'm so confused, are you guys talking about runescape | |
| <Dopefish__lives> but then you said ironman mode | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I thought you were talking about real life | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ;_; | |
| <DerSandmann> Dopefish__lives, runescape classic has an ironman mode | |
| <DerSandmann> err | |
| <DerSandmann> oldrs | |
| <Nephtunh> ironman mode in runescape is when u cant trade people Dopefish__lives | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> there is a mode in runescape Dope that bans you from trading with players and basically | |
| <Dopefish__lives> oh really? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's a single player game | |
| <Nephtunh> hardcore ironman means u have 1 life | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I play the hardcore variant | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh I seeeee | |
| <DerSandmann> Dopefish__lives, fucking oldschool has shitloads of updates now | |
| <Nephtunh> u die acc is done | |
| <Dopefish__lives> That's cool | |
| <Dopefish__lives> can you pvp | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> there is an absolute madman mode | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> called ultimate ironman | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> where you have no bank | |
| <DerSandmann> Dopefish__lives, you can PVP but the items vanish | |
| <Nephtunh> you have a bank tbh guts | |
| <Nephtunh> but its not the ussual one | |
| <DerSandmann> You can't even talk to NPCs on Ultimate ironman | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Well yeah you go get looting bags | |
| <Dopefish__lives> fuck | |
| <Dopefish__lives> now I wanna play runescape | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> play it | |
| <Dopefish__lives> fuck yuo guys | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Where? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> OSRS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's official | |
| <Dopefish__lives> really? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> they update it on the regular | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ya | |
| <DerSandmann> it's legit Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Do you need to pay for the premium stuff? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ya | |
| <Dopefish__lives> like it used to be | |
| <DerSandmann> yea | |
| <Dopefish__lives> aw mang | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> unless you get enough money in F2P | |
| <DerSandmann> it still has the members stuff | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> and buy a bond | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I made so much money picking flax | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Flax is shit money now | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2gp | |
| <DerSandmann> you'll make NOTHING picking flax nowdays | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> bowstrings at 130gp | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Well yeah this was like.... 2007? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Or something | |
| <Dopefish__lives> like legit ages ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> client is in 2007 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> at least that's what the backup was | |
| <DerSandmann> aye | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I got my parents to get me runescape premium | |
| <Dopefish__lives> man | |
| <DerSandmann> it's 2007 with some updates | |
| <Dopefish__lives> before I had a card and shit | |
| <Nephtunh> you can buy premium with ingame items now Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> for gold? | |
| <Nephtunh> yeah | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> DerSandmann I did agi pyramid for a while on this ironman | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 750k | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Agility is like | |
| <DerSandmann> yea it's good | |
| <Dopefish__lives> a premium skill innit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yes | |
| <DerSandmann> aye Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nephtunh> I remember when I taught dopefish how to play | |
| <DerSandmann> there's new agility courses too Dopefish__lives | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I used bonds from my real money | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I never knew what it was good for, other than jumping over like 3 fences. | |
| <Nephtunh> and he couldnt do anyhting | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shortcuts | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> restores your run energy quickly | |
| <Dopefish__lives> well shit | |
| <DerSandmann> they'res TONS of shortcuts Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I guess I'm signing up | |
| <DerSandmann> like, there's a shitty walk to blue dragons in tavernly cave | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> F2P you can buy members | |
| <DerSandmann> you can fucking skip it | |
| <Nephtunh> they released 2007 runescape version on release Dopefish__lives , but they also added a lot of new shit | |
| <Nephtunh> so now its completely different | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that's how i'm funding my membership on my ironman | |
| <Nephtunh> but still the old game engine | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I'm getting my main to buy with gold the membership and giving it to my hardcore | |
| <Nephtunh> basically they wanted to recreate the 2007 experience | |
| <Nephtunh> but with more stuff to do | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So weird | |
| <DerSandmann> basically the new RS was shit | |
| <Nephtunh> and less grinding | |
| <Dopefish__lives> How is the modern runescape these days | |
| <Nephtunh> its a completely different game | |
| <DerSandmann> Dopefish__lives, lets say it doesn't exist | |
| <Nephtunh> the PVM is good on modern runescape | |
| <Nephtunh> but its not the same | |
| <Nephtunh> they completely ruined pvp | |
| <DerSandmann> modern runescape does not exist ;-^D | |
| <Nephtunh> pvm in modenr runescape is almost like a wow copy now | |
| <Dopefish__lives> pvm? | |
| <Nephtunh> bossing | |
| <DerSandmann> Dopefish__lives, Runescape ruined their game, realized they fucked it, and then brought back their backup up. Literally what WoW is going to do with Vanilla servers | |
| <Nephtunh> they made combat work arround these abilities you put in the ability bar | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh weird | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So OSRS is like runescape from 2007 but they kept working on it adding more stuff | |
| <Nephtunh> yeah | |
| <Dopefish__lives> instead of like changing the engine and shit | |
| <DerSandmann> yea | |
| <Nephtunh> and their motto is listen to community | |
| <DerSandmann> I think they updated the engine | |
| <DerSandmann> like bugfixes | |
| <Nephtunh> all the updates pass voting polls | |
| <Nephtunh> non the old school version | |
| <Nephtunh> on* | |
| <DerSandmann> but the community can vote on things, if it's not >80% it doesnt pass | |
| <DerSandmann> or something | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> LOL | |
| <Nephtunh> just recover it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >their motto is to listen to the community | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >makes rev caves | |
| <DerSandmann> you prob have to recover it Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> or make a new one | |
| <Nephtunh> it was when I played it guts | |
| <DerSandmann> your characters were taken to new RS | |
| <Nephtunh> idk what happens now | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> they still do | |
| <Dopefish__lives> To unlock it it asks me to download the new client | |
| <Nephtunh> before OSRS was developed by a handful of devs | |
| <Dopefish__lives> fuck that | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but they've made some silly decisions | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> OSRS is seperate from your old runescape character dope | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so you might as well just make a new character | |
| <DerSandmann> ^ | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> *Account | |
| <Dopefish__lives> sick | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I'm in :3 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> my main is trash btw | |
| <Nephtunh> I played on the very release GUTSMANSASS | |
| <DerSandmann> >tutorial island | |
| <DerSandmann> kek | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Can I scale/zoom the window | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ya | |
| <Nephtunh> I was top 10 people to get 85 slayer | |
| <Nephtunh> made lots of cash | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah playing on release was super fun | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I only played like a week tho | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I was super dumb in what to do lol | |
| <Nephtunh> I think my account has 70k abyssal kills now | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> how many whips | |
| <Nephtunh> idk | |
| <Nephtunh> me and my buddy shared one account on release | |
| <Nephtunh> to race to 85slayer | |
| <Nephtunh> one of us was always slaying | |
| <Dopefish__lives> oh nice | |
| <Nephtunh> the other one was fishing for food | |
| <Dopefish__lives> man what is even going on | |
| <Dopefish__lives> why am I installing and palying runescape | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dope are you ok | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> because it's the greatest MMO ever made | |
| <IronBar> Dopefish__lives fishing lvl? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> can't even joke about that | |
| <Nutblox> let the music sink in Dopefish_lives | |
| <Nephtunh> u know what was interesting | |
| <DerSandmann> Dopefish__lives, I'll trim your armor | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I'm way more hype for this than when I got back into WoW | |
| <IronBar> also it better be OSRS and not the new trash | |
| <Nephtunh> we were the only ones in the top 10 | |
| <Nephtunh> that got 85 agility without cannons | |
| <Nephtunh> every1 else somehow got donated shitload of cballs | |
| <Nephtunh> they couldnt be making them on their own by themselves | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> accounts purely on making cannonballs neph | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i've seen it | |
| <Nephtunh> even then | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Well, I have to pay for this to get the real experience | |
| <Dopefish__lives> dunno about that | |
| <Dopefish__lives> How much is premium | |
| <Nephtunh> you would need 5 accounts | |
| <Nephtunh> to support 1 account thats always slaying | |
| <DerSandmann> moar Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nephtunh> and these guys were cannoning and potting | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i think it's like | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> £5? | |
| <Nephtunh> pots are super expensive early on | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's cheaper than a wow sub | |
| <Dopefish__lives> can I scale the UI | |
| <DerSandmann> thought it was like 10 pound | |
| <Nephtunh> tbh most people did herblore at the start | |
| <Nephtunh> becaues you could get 99 herblore with proffit | |
| <Nephtunh> at the start of the server | |
| <Nephtunh> once we got 85 slayer we stopped leveling it | |
| <Nephtunh> but then the cash that rolled in | |
| <Nephtunh> was so chill | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> YEAH DOPE | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> caps | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> in the settings | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this button | |
| <Green> FUCK YEAH YOU CAN SCALE THE UI | |
| <Green> I love caps | |
| <GoaLitiuM> you have to install runescape? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rate my bank | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah you play through a client now | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I use a sorta unofficial but approved client | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> comes with a ton of quality of life things | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> check out those 1400 death runes tho :^) | |
| <GoaLitiuM> did they release the mobile version yet | |
| <DerSandmann> aye | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no they keep delaying it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no they didnt' | |
| <DerSandmann> I thought | |
| <DerSandmann> they did | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> only the beta | |
| <DerSandmann> :/ | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> they're testing IOS this month | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> looking for a june release | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> game is going to explode again when it does tho | |
| <GoaLitiuM> is it tablet only | |
| <GoaLitiuM> because that would suck major ass | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> mobile and tablet | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's taking forever because they want to make sure it isn't ass | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> on multiple devices | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> apparently it only used, within 3 hours of gaming, like 150mb of data | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck ios | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> and 10% battery | |
| <GoaLitiuM> fuck ios | |
| <GoaLitiuM> everything is always ios first | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Actually they beta tested the android first | |
| <DerSandmann> yea | |
| <DerSandmann> android is like done | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck ios | |
| <GoaLitiuM> shit i just realized the clock in my coffee maker is not in summer time | |
| * DerSandmann makes wintertime coffee | |
| <GoaLitiuM> are they going to release both of them at the same time | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ayyy | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> aw FUCK | |
| <Topso> Morning little starbabies | |
| <DerSandmann> moaning topso | |
| <AndFergYou> Hallo Topsooo | |
| <Caligula> Topso, the Bringer of Dicks. | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so in all seriousness if I can stream today | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I will | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but what | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> vote now on your phones | |
| <DerSandmann> ayylmao | |
| <Topso> Oh you have been approve for test streams Gutsmansass? | |
| * DerSandmann approves gutsmansass | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dope teased it earlier | |
| <DerSandmann> >dope teasing Gutsmansass | |
| <Topso> oh fun | |
| <Topso> are you nervous? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> vs | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> nah it's gonna be cool | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> the only thing i'm nervous of is my breathing being picked up by the mic but I think I fixed that | |
| <Topso> Gonna be fun to see 😃 | |
| <Meryl> Morning | |
| <Topso> Morning Meryl | |
| <Meryl> Guess what! | |
| <Meryl> I'm gonna be a father | |
| <maduin> wat | |
| <Nutblox> NANI | |
| <Meryl> ahaha gotem | |
| <AndFergYou> heyo Meryl !- WHA | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shit is that a trip to jeremy kyle | |
| <maduin> oh right....april | |
| <Meryl> LIKE I'D EVER HAVE SEX | |
| <Meryl> GOTEM | |
| <AndFergYou> April fools! Meryl is actually the mother! | |
| <AndFergYou> GOTEM | |
| <AndFergYou> :D | |
| <Meryl> :D | |
| <IronBar> You are | |
| <IronBar> NOT THE FATHER | |
| * Meryl starts dancing | |
| <Ratix> but that's old as shit | |
| <maduin> but | |
| <maduin> why | |
| <maduin> wild :D ass :D | |
| <DerSandmann> the cursor on that fucking page maduin | |
| <maduin> yes | |
| <maduin> its very american | |
| <Green> I know, right, Meryl | |
| <Green> I had sex! LMAO APRIL FOOLS | |
| <Green> ;_; | |
| <maduin> Anime is not real | |
| <maduin> april fools :D | |
| <Green> I have a fulfilling life and enjoy my current spot | |
| <Green> lmao ;_; | |
| <Meryl> gotem ;_; | |
| <maduin> is this the saddest day of the year | |
| <Fridafuzz> Could be, apart from my birthday ;_; | |
| <maduin> ;_____; | |
| <maduin> my birthday is soon | |
| <Fridafuzz> mine is too | |
| <Green> same | |
| <maduin> and I will be 33 | |
| <Green> you what | |
| <Fridafuzz> 33? | |
| <maduin> 33 | |
| <Green> GOTEM? | |
| <Fridafuzz> whew | |
| <maduin> no gotem | |
| <Boomer> Oldest man alive? Maduin is 33 years old | |
| <Fridafuzz> fug u | |
| <maduin> born in -85 | |
| <Green> Why are there so many old farts here | |
| <Lunki> we are here forever | |
| <Lunki> stuck | |
| <Boomer> Green I was 17 when I joined | |
| <Boomer> 26 now | |
| <Green> You should be permabanned on your 26th birthday | |
| <Fridafuzz> Because they were young when dopelives started | |
| <Fridafuzz> not anymore | |
| <Lunki> I'm still young at heart ;_; | |
| <Meryl> Tfw you aren't grown up but you cannot be a kid anymore | |
| <Fridafuzz> No, @Green , I still have so much to give, don't ban me ;_; | |
| <Green> I'll be gone in two weeks too | |
| <Fridafuzz> So when are y'all's birthdays? Should we have a pity party for us April kids? | |
| <Green> April 16th | |
| <maduin> I had huge problem with my age because older I got and still being single, more horrible it was to me because I wanted to have kids. Then I realized that wait a fucking second, no I dont want any kids and now I'm okay again :23 | |
| <Green> Pity party birthday streams | |
| <Fridafuzz> Ye 😄 | |
| <Meryl> I only did pity streams on New Year but that didn't last | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck kids | |
| <Green> No don't | |
| <Fridafuzz> Mine is April 21st. I was supposed to be born on Hitler's birthday, but I must have refused very hard | |
| <Meryl> Same Fridafuzz but replace Hitler with my mother | |
| <DerSandmann> prob grabbed mums fem-testes frida | |
| <maduin> mine is 14th. The day when Titanic hit iceberg | |
| <Green> Imagine the memery you're missin out on now | |
| <Lunki> like pottery maduin | |
| <seaQcumber> 21st boooiiiiis | |
| <Green> Both Richards in April | |
| <Fridafuzz> Twinsies seaQcumber :3 | |
| <Green> I'm the real Richard tbh | |
| <seaQcumber> fuck you richard | |
| <Green> Fuck me, Richard | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> hitler did nothing wrong | |
| <Fridafuzz> He did some good in the beginning | |
| <Meryl> You you TRIPLE OUTS | |
| <Green> My own namesake... now neither of us has to be a virgin | |
| <Green> O_O | |
| <maduin> but | |
| <maduin> wizard | |
| <Green> Listen | |
| <Green> If I stil don't have anyone by the time I go to Tokyo, I'm visiting a soapland | |
| <Green> That's my plan | |
| <Meryl> Feels good to have a name I never will share with anyone in current year | |
| <Fridafuzz> soapland? | |
| <Green> Grayzone brothel, kind of | |
| <Fridafuzz> Ah | |
| <maduin> you do that | |
| <Fridafuzz> You go get some | |
| <maduin> just dont get caught | |
| <Green> Prostitution is illegal, but buying a soapy bath from a beautiful lady isn't | |
| <Green> ¯_(ツ)_/¯ | |
| <maduin> ooooooooh | |
| <Green> No cameras, ya know | |
| <maduin> what if | |
| <Fridafuzz> Just like a massage isn't illegal either | |
| <maduin> woman IS camera | |
| <Green> hot | |
| <Meryl> Green, Swedish authorities will hunt you down | |
| <Fridafuzz> Double camera in the nips | |
| <Meryl> Because buying sex in places it's legal is illegal | |
| <Green> How would they even know | |
| <maduin> Chobits is shit | |
| <Green> I never watched Chobits | |
| <maduin> good | |
| <Green> I tried reading it though | |
| <Green> It was weird | |
| <DerSandmann> it's legal and regulated here Meryl | |
| <maduin> its peoples first "muh waifu" anime | |
| <Green> Mine was Hidamari Sketch | |
| <DerSandmann> also Green, soapland? | |
| <maduin> I dont know what was mine | |
| <DerSandmann> can't you literally just order a woman anyway | |
| <Green> I don't know, maybe | |
| <Green> But I might as well go for nice asian lady | |
| <Green> right? | |
| <maduin> Genshikens Chika Ogiue is wife material for me | |
| <DerSandmann> cant you pick them out of like a magazine | |
| <Fridafuzz> "Yes, one woman please! Make sure it's properly cleaned this time." | |
| <Green> I don't know, maybe | |
| <DerSandmann> I think you can just order them | |
| <DerSandmann> like choosing a car | |
| <Green> I don't know, maybe | |
| <maduin> I actually read a little bit about women in Finland, who were....how do I say it in english, order-brides? | |
| <Meryl> Clean out her back pipe with a toilet brush | |
| <maduin> and seems like life is pretty gud | |
| <Green> That's the weirdest shit | |
| <outtis> mail order brides? | |
| <maduin> yeah | |
| <Fridafuzz> Mail-order brides are definitely a thing | |
| <maduin> many cases where they really do love each other and are happy | |
| <outtis> ordering a thai woman must be a gamble :---DDDDDDD | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> anyway breakfast eaten | |
| <maduin> but I think those articles didnt mention much about bad cases | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Dopefish__lives hit me | |
| <Fridafuzz> That, and going to Thailand and picking up any woman who's attractive and bring her back to birth your children | |
| <DerSandmann> here it's chinese women | |
| <Green> The yellow fever is strong in me, so I'll just stick to the plan | |
| <DerSandmann> chinese women want hafu children | |
| <maduin> Yellow fever is real with white men | |
| <Fridafuzz> I see so many 50+ white dudes with Thai women in their 20s | |
| <Green> same | |
| <maduin> I also see some of those cases, except women are older than 20 | |
| <DerSandmann> maduin, chinese women have whiteman fetish too | |
| <Dopefish__lives> GUTSMANSASS | |
| <maduin> but no one has black woman fetish | |
| <DerSandmann> kek | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but black women do | |
| <Green> Didn't work for me, DerSandmann ;_; | |
| <DerSandmann> Green, Japans? | |
| <Green> Chinese girl I was talking to | |
| <DerSandmann> Ah | |
| <DerSandmann> I mean, there's a nother 1-2 billion Green | |
| <Dopefish__lives> GUTSMANSASS I was wondering if I can scale the UI, I can fill the window but like the text and buttons are tiny | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hmmmm | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's usually tied to the window resolution if you do it the way I do | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> not sure on the individual pieces | |
| <Fridafuzz> Huh, I never thought about how seldom I hear guys talking about how much they are into ebony. It's always Asians of all kinds | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> mine looks like this for example | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yeah GUTSMANSASS mine too | |
| <Green> As racist as it may sound, I love dark skin, but I really don't like "black" faces, Frida | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I wanted to sort of scale the UI up a little bit since I'm blind as a bat | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> can't help you there then, I don't know how without either lowering the resolution or playing in the original mode | |
| <Fridafuzz> We can't help what we're attracted to, @Green | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> maybe google it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> there must be an option somewhere | |
| <Green> Well yeah, but I gotta preface | |
| <Green> In case some PC-warrior is stalking me O-O | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So GUTSMANSASS you wanna stream? | |
| <Fridafuzz> So like, a darker skinned Indian girl is more attractive than an African one? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah boi | |
| <Green> Maybe | |
| <Qipz> I feel you, green | |
| <Qipz> Same taste | |
| <Green> 👋 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Greene hafu > * | |
| <Qipz> Mixed races hnng | |
| <Green> Hafu girls are amazing | |
| <DerSandmann> I dont mind lighter skinned dark women | |
| <Fridafuzz> Hafu lads are not to scoff at either :3 | |
| <Green> Yeah? | |
| <DerSandmann> girl at my work is half cantonese-white | |
| <DerSandmann> fucking gorgeous | |
| <Green> I remember seeing some community of hafu guys mbeing pissed at their mothers for "whoring out" to the white man and ruining their chances | |
| <Qipz> How stupid | |
| <DerSandmann> eh hafu guys might have it rough | |
| <DerSandmann> dunno | |
| <DerSandmann> I only know one | |
| <Nephtunh> what is hafu | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> some weeb shit idk | |
| <Green> All guys have it rough in the romantic sense, other than the top layer of perfect human specimens | |
| <DerSandmann> it's what asians usually call mixed race Nephtunh | |
| <Qipz> Mixed race | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> also who here TEAM PEEP | |
| <Green> CREME | |
| <Green> I WANTED TO BE CHOCOLATE | |
| <Green> AT LEAST I'M NOT PEEP | |
| <Nephtunh> TEAM PEPE PRIMO VICTORIA | |
| <Fridafuzz> At least you're not a marshmallow peep | |
| <Fridafuzz> I am tempted to take one of those geneology tests to see what lurks within my genes. I suspect it's Broadly Scandinavian all the way down :p | |
| <WhattheHell_> happy eggsday friends | |
| <WhattheHell_> whats the haps | |
| <Nephtunh> team peep | |
| <Fridafuzz> The haps is birthdays, hafus and peep | |
| <Green> MEME CREME | |
| <WhattheHell_> I can provide none of those | |
| <WhattheHell_> however greene, I have managed to punch myself a buddhist figurine | |
| <Green> Gib mochi instead | |
| <WhattheHell_> I am full weeb now | |
| <Green> You what | |
| <Green> Punched? | |
| <WhattheHell_> you heard me | |
| <Green> I did | |
| <WhattheHell_> enjoy | |
| <WhattheHell_> the weak should fear the crane | |
| <Green> The fuck is this, online crane games? | |
| <WhattheHell_> yes | |
| <WhattheHell_> do not question it | |
| <AndFergYou> I've seen a few videos of that cranegame WhattheHell_, it's pre funny | |
| <WhattheHell_> or why 60% is minion merch | |
| <WhattheHell_> AndFergYou I have been riding on free tickets and I am actually winning shit by jewing japs outta thier merch when they run outta money | |
| <WhattheHell_> its great | |
| <AndFergYou> @green, basicly you play cranegame via webcam, and anything you win Japan ships it to you for free | |
| <AndFergYou> Isn't that the way it's meant to work WhattheHell_ | |
| <WhattheHell_> well I had 8 tickets | |
| <Nephtunh> TEAM PEEP PRIMO VICTORIA | |
| <Fridafuzz> That's wonderful | |
| <Fridafuzz> Now I wanna try | |
| <Green> That's the weirdest shit | |
| <Green> I love it | |
| <WhattheHell_> and I have that thing now, a fate pocketwatch and a fucking tea pot | |
| <Fridafuzz> Right, only iOS | |
| <WhattheHell_> nah | |
| <WhattheHell_> you can download it from thier site | |
| <WhattheHell_> for android | |
| <Fridafuzz> ohright | |
| <WhattheHell_> then you log in and get free tickets | |
| <WhattheHell_> and you can also play on thier site | |
| <WhattheHell_> where connection is much better | |
| <WhattheHell_> and you get less lag | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> alright vote again whilst I get another coffee | |
| <AndFergYou> definitely watch a video or 2 of people playing so you can pick up the tricks if you're to try it out @Fridafuzz | |
| <WhattheHell_> greene I might have gotten vayl addicted to this and she might have won some things, even if she didnt say what | |
| <WhattheHell_> I expect degenerate things | |
| <Fridafuzz> Righto | |
| <Green> waifu dildos | |
| <Green> Is this the gateway to weebery? | |
| <WhattheHell_> not gonna lie greene, they had a fucking gilded egg vibrator | |
| <WhattheHell_> I saw that | |
| <Green> Damn | |
| <Green> Did you go for it? | |
| <WhattheHell_> ahahahahahaa | |
| <WhattheHell_> nah man | |
| <Green> why | |
| <AndFergYou> I think in the video i linked they won it, that or it was someone else from roosterteeth | |
| <WhattheHell_> I dont need that shit ok | |
| <WhattheHell_> and if this lands at customs I dont wannna open the box if that is included | |
| <AndFergYou> Here it was https://youtu.be/LI_QoXl9TS0?t=572 | |
| <WhattheHell_> the trick is to not go for heavy or big stuff and to wait for people to nudge it and then run outta money | |
| <WhattheHell_> also never try to actually lift things | |
| <WhattheHell_> thats what dumb people do | |
| <Fridafuzz> You can't possibly lift anything with that flimsy crane | |
| <Fridafuzz> so yeah, you nudge | |
| <WhattheHell_> exactly | |
| <AndFergYou> I think other tricks are like, try and hook through a tag if it's a stuffed toy or so | |
| <WhattheHell_> but people try | |
| <WhattheHell_> which is stupid | |
| <plaaplaa> @Fridafuzz skydoggo https://youtu.be/aPo-o0jXiC4 | |
| <WhattheHell_> my favourite AndFergYou is what I did with the statue | |
| <WhattheHell_> just punch it through the bars | |
| !larryinvasion | |
| <Fridafuzz> Pupper of the night :3 | |
| <WhattheHell_> did the same with the pocketwatch | |
| <AndFergYou> If it's anything like actual crane games, the claw itself has preset strengths that it moves between depending on how much money has been put in, so you could be 3 coins in and it's STRONG or you could be 50 in and you're paper | |
| <WhattheHell_> just | |
| <WhattheHell_> PUNCH | |
| <AndFergYou> have to login to see replahy | |
| <Green> Beautiful | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and then GUTSMANSASS never went live | |
| <Nephtunh> is this andromeda | |
| <Fridafuzz> Good luck, GUTSMANSASS , and have fun :) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah rip | |
| <Fridafuzz> Oh? Ripperino? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> having troubles with mass erect being picked up on OBS, might just go windowed mode | |
| <Nephtunh> windowed lags | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Try game capture first GUTSMANSASS, if ti doesnt work try screen/monitor capture | |
| <Green> YOU CHECK THAT BEFORE CHANGING TOPIC | |
| <Green> MY NIGGA | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah game capture is black screen but I tried display capture and it's good | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> will have to make my character before I go live since I have to alt tab 50 times now to get the sliders | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> didn't they test this shit before they released it | |
| <Green> Pro level streaming, only on Dopelives | |
| <Green> 😨 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> GUTSMANSASS if game capture is black, try tabbing back and forth | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it doesnt always update/register immediately | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Nah I got it, just give me 5 mins | |
| <Dopefish__lives> worst streamer ever | |
| <Dopefish__lives> :D | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Apologies | |
| <Green> That's a no from me | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I withdraw my support | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I shouldn t have said I was good to go | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Which I was until fucking reeee | |
| <Barano> Lads | |
| <WhattheHell_> what are you even using to stream this | |
| <Green> Until you tried actually setting up?` | |
| <WhattheHell_> windows media player | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> No I am set up I just need to make the character which involves tabbing in and out which will show my desktop 50 times | |
| <Nadel> isn't having technical difficulties the very essence of being a dopelives streamer | |
| <Green> STOP TYPING AND SET UP YOUR STREAM | |
| <DerSandmann> >We would see his porn | |
| <Green> It is, Nadel | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Fine | |
| <Dopefish__lives> idunno I unmuted the stream and I'm enjoying the fuck out of this weevil music | |
| <Green> We've all done it, which is why I feel justified in shitting on Guts | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Les go punk outside the streaming parking lot | |
| <Green> Best part is I won't even watch :suicidekanna: | |
| <Topso> Did I just enter a rave? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Now its fucking suitepee playing runescape | |
| <Dopefish__lives> save me gutsman | |
| <Nutblox> fuckpee | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> gutsman I swear to god go live right the fuck now im dying | |
| <Nephtunh> 10 years and guts still doesnt know how to stream | |
| <Nephtunh> pull yourself together son | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Well there you fuckign go | |
| <Barano> Live? | |
| <Topso> live but black | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >the chat is delayed | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what | |
| <Nephtunh> your shit is black | |
| <Dopefish__lives> The chat is like 3 seconds behind | |
| <WhattheHell> Why the fuck do you need to tab out to create a char | |
| <Fridafuzz> Ay, we can see now | |
| <Nephtunh> this guy cant even allign the window | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Sounds good | |
| <Dopefish__lives> And everythign in sin the left but it looks like that's the game doing it? | |
| <Topso> all sound good but we dont have much to go on just background music | |
| <Barano> Sounds good to me | |
| <Nephtunh> im not saying anything | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Like the background is there on the right too | |
| <Topso> yes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Just get into the game | |
| <Nephtunh> i mean maybe its the game | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and we'll see | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah but the fucking 3D rendered real game you dickhead | |
| <Dopefish__lives> not the menu | |
| <Nephtunh> why is there lots of space on the right -In game- | |
| <Topso> hahahaha | |
| <Topso> the game is the menu | |
| <Dopefish__lives> noooooo just | |
| <Topso> THE GAME WERE YOU SHOOT PEOPLE | |
| <Dopefish__lives> start playing | |
| <Dopefish__lives> like it was | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Now it's black | |
| <Nephtunh> its white | |
| <Barano> Can't see shit | |
| <WhattheHell_> gutsman I swear te fok, I only stream 4 times a month and I dont need 15 minutes to get picture | |
| <Nadel> quality live video game streams only at dopelives dot com | |
| <Green> Woah | |
| <Nephtunh> shepard? | |
| <Green> We've got a stream | |
| <Dopefish__lives> See it's fucking FINE | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Looks great guts <3 | |
| <Nephtunh> earth is flat | |
| <Nephtunh> proof right here | |
| <WhattheHell_> is this halo | |
| <Green> Halo effect | |
| <Fridafuzz> Voice volume is a bit low, but there are subtitles, so no biggie yet | |
| <WhattheHell_> THEY CALL IT | |
| <WhattheHell_> MASS EFFECT TM | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's not though Fridafuzz is it | |
| <Topso> no its fine please dont go back to menu | |
| <Nephtunh> stop touching yourself | |
| <Fridafuzz> Nah, it's good | |
| <Dopefish__lives> This balance is perfect, especially with subtitles. | |
| <Fridafuzz> I fucked up, is all | |
| <Barano> Everything is good | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Fridafuzz pulled a Slate | |
| <WhattheHell_> still looks better than andromeda | |
| <Fridafuzz> Yes, Dopefish__lives . I feel ashamed | |
| <Dopefish__lives> This opening sequence is really cheesy when you've seen the game before | |
| <Green> Remember when Bioware cared? | |
| <Green> Me neither | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Green you mean remember when BioWare was BioWare and not EA BioWare? | |
| <WhattheHell_> they actually move right and arent motion capped from crippled apemutants | |
| <WhattheHell_> that moustache is drawn on | |
| <WhattheHell_> the fuck did you do to that poor man | |
| <Nephtunh> that stache | |
| <Nadel> like sharpie eyebrows | |
| <Green> Doesn't even have Freddie's crazy buckteeth | |
| <Barano> teef slider to max | |
| <Dopefish__lives> That looks like Freddie Mercury and Michael Jackson had a kid | |
| <Green> Need to move upper jaw like 10cm forward | |
| <Topso> It look like a Italian porn actress | |
| <Topso> actor | |
| <Topso> I MEAN ACTOR | |
| <Green> actress | |
| <Nephtunh> 209069 | |
| <Nephtunh> what | |
| <Nadel> topso... | |
| <WhattheHell_> no I think actress is right | |
| <Dopefish__lives> 3full charm | |
| <Green> You hear that Guts, she's saying your characvter looks trans | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <Topso> fuck my spelling always gets me in trouble | |
| <Barano> He looks latino | |
| <Green> Why is Topso so rude | |
| <Nephtunh> does he have stds | |
| <Topso> Oh can you be gay! | |
| <Green> No Guts, it's been several seconds and he hasn't clearly stated what used to be his name | |
| <Green> Not trans | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Of course you can be gay Gutsman | |
| <Dopefish__lives> And if you're not you're playing it wrong. Femshep life | |
| <Topso> Fuck everythinG! | |
| <Green> Femshep's VA fucking sucks though | |
| <WhattheHell_> greene another sign of being trans in the future is hovering up stairs, this shepard has displayed that gravity works on him | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Femshep's VA is superior to maleshep imo | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Hale is gud | |
| <Green> I remember her sounding even deader than this dude | |
| <Topso> He needs lipbalm | |
| <Topso> looks dry as fuck | |
| <Topso> ooh a sexy alien | |
| <Nadel> I like Jennifer Hale usually but she sounds awful in ME | |
| <Green> Can you be gay with Nihlud | |
| <Green> Good | |
| <Green> Do that | |
| <Fridafuzz> Nihlus is immediate husbando | |
| <WhattheHell_> oh god | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Garrus === husbando | |
| <Green> jk, I think he dies in the intro | |
| <Topso> Nihlus is bae! | |
| <Nadel> #SarenDidNothingWrong | |
| <Green> Garrus best boy | |
| <WhattheHell_> now the first thing I remember is that video where they fucked with the mass effect code and the models went crazy | |
| <WhattheHell_> cause we are gettin to that part | |
| <Dopefish__lives> WhattheHell_ are you sure it wasn't just andromeda | |
| <WhattheHell_> hahahaha | |
| <WhattheHell_> I wish | |
| <Topso> why do everyone look so dry | |
| <Fridafuzz> I haven't played/seen this game before, so I don't know all the husbandos and waifus yet | |
| <Green> It's space Topso | |
| <Green> No moisture in space | |
| <Topso> oh right green | |
| <WhattheHell_> its easy frida | |
| <WhattheHell_> everyone dates wrex | |
| <Dopefish__lives> aKeith David | |
| <Fridafuzz> That recycled space ship air must be dry as fuck | |
| <Nadel> garrus is husbando, blueberry is waifu | |
| <Green> You know what else is dry as fuck | |
| <Topso> what? | |
| <Green> muh dick ;_; | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Topso> put some lotion on it | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nadel for some reason that black widow type blue girl in ME2 is the hottest character. I forget her name, but she's like the older asari. | |
| <Fridafuzz> Sounds unpleasant, @Green , have you tried lotion? | |
| <Green> Every day ;)))) | |
| <Nadel> also Garrus keeps telling everyone to stay hydrated so Topso might be onto something | |
| <maduin> oh god mustache why | |
| <Topso> Aha! Finally I am onto something! | |
| <WhattheHell_> Dopefish__lives into asari eh http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/228/655/c6a.jpg | |
| <Dopefish__lives> fucking hell WhattheHell_ | |
| <Fridafuzz> You must be using hand lotion then, @Green . That's way too harsh on your dick | |
| <AndFergYou> I'M ONLY HUMAN, AFTER ALL | |
| <Green> Character creation in a nutshell | |
| <Nadel> the justice milf or her sister/daughter psychic vampire dope | |
| <Green> Spend hours making it, see it in game and instantly hate it | |
| <Fridafuzz> Would Justice Milf be Marvel or DC? | |
| <Topso> me in every mmo Green | |
| <Green> Except my character in FFXIV | |
| <Green> She's perfect | |
| <Barano> Every fucking time Green | |
| <Dopefish__lives> This is so star-trekky | |
| <WhattheHell_> but greene | |
| <WhattheHell_> shes a potato | |
| <Green> No she isn't | |
| <Fridafuzz> A very attractive potato. The whole of Ireland loves her | |
| <AndFergYou> It's one of those situations where do you create something far from an imitation of life, or do you create something so close but never close enough | |
| <Green> She's a perfect brown Highlander, ok | |
| <WhattheHell_> lalafells are creatures that cannot be loved ok | |
| <WhattheHell_> they only bring pain | |
| <Green> lalas exist to be punted | |
| <Nadel> L. Jenkins xD | |
| <Green> Fuck you Nadel | |
| <Green> FUCK YOU | |
| <Green> I NEVER SAW THAT | |
| <Fridafuzz> The word punt is so amusing to me. Makes me want to punt someone | |
| <Green> punt is great | |
| <Topso> what does punt mean? | |
| <AndFergYou> The Batarians never had any redeming features apart from general evil | |
| !lastplayed g: fuck you nadel | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Revolvers is the best shit anyway | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 471d 14h 48min 4sec (1y 106d) ago, Q played Cue (FUCK YOU NADEL) for 1h 43min 58sec | |
| <Topso> does it mean fuck? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Or the space revolvers | |
| <WhattheHell_> man greene yesterday I finished the story quests so I can be up to date | |
| <WhattheHell_> what the fuck | |
| <Fridafuzz> It means kick, @Topso | |
| <Green> Oh yeah WTH | |
| <Green> I haven't done that yet | |
| <WhattheHell_> you really havent | |
| <WhattheHell_> its fucking stupid | |
| <Green> Well yeah | |
| <Green> It's FFXIV | |
| <WhattheHell_> and you should experience it so I can talk to you about it | |
| <Green> ok | |
| <Topso> Punt | |
| <WhattheHell_> its especially bad this time | |
| <WhattheHell_> like oh god why | |
| <Green> I'm taking a bath, then I'll do it | |
| <AndFergYou> can you put points into moustache | |
| <Topso> Do you have fancy smelling stuff Green? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Got any bathbombs from Lush, @Green :p ? | |
| <Barano> That reminds me, I should shower | |
| <Fridafuzz> This teststream calls for bepis mex | |
| <Nadel> I'm replaying kotor2 again and the dialogue options are so awful | |
| <WhattheHell_> I tried playing swtor again | |
| <Topso> BOOBIES | |
| <Kalo> hi all | |
| <WhattheHell_> let me tell you | |
| <WhattheHell_> that dialouge is some shit | |
| <AndFergYou> what if there was nothing under the armour @topso? | |
| <Topso> Kalo 😄 | |
| <Nadel> you can only be a complete cuck or an edgelord so you get railroaded into light / dark side | |
| <Fridafuzz> Did I miss some boobies??? | |
| <AndFergYou> Lo Kalo | |
| <Topso> thats hot andfergyou | |
| <Fridafuzz> subtlle boob plate | |
| <Dopefish__lives> if you let ashley die... | |
| <AndFergYou> Where's her moustache | |
| <Topso> in her pants | |
| <Nadel> Ashley's gonna get virmire'd | |
| <Topso> if you know what I mean! | |
| <Rumia> Guts ma boi | |
| <Fridafuzz> She's got a proper handlebar in her pants | |
| <Rumia> I'm just in time | |
| <plaaplaa> H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y R U M I A | |
| <Topso> Rumia ! | |
| <Rumia> It's like 390 by not | |
| <Topso> How many times have you played this Gutsman? | |
| <Fridafuzz> 390 is a respectable age, Rumia | |
| <Fridafuzz> Her suit makes it look like her boobs have fangs | |
| <Topso> omg | |
| <Rumia> what | |
| <Topso> wtf | |
| <Rumia> WHY THAT'S DOUBLE | |
| <Fridafuzz> ummmm | |
| <Topso> that was scary | |
| <Rumia> Oh boy its this part | |
| <Fridafuzz> this is some Vlad Tepes shit | |
| <Barano> smoooooth | |
| <Ramstrong> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: GUTSMANSASS test stream | Game: Mass Effect | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <AndFergYou> fuck what did i miss, i went to get a drink and come back to 'fangtits' and something scary | |
| <Ramstrong> sup guts | |
| <Nadel> what if Nihlus got impaled on one of those spikes and became Marauder Shields | |
| <Ramstrong> what class are you? bionic? | |
| <Ramstrong> engineer best class any game | |
| <maduin> Nadel, final boss of the trilogy right at the beginning?! | |
| <Ramstrong> sleep tight | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <Rumia> Oh boy we're playing one of these shepards | |
| <Barano> The only way to play | |
| <Ramstrong> i love how hamfisted the dialogue is | |
| <Fridafuzz> She gave up fast | |
| <Nadel> hahaha | |
| <Ramstrong> kaiden, the man with many faces | |
| <Fridafuzz> Highlight of the stream thus far | |
| <Slowcat> the skins look different from each other somehow | |
| <Barano> ^^_ _^^ | |
| <Slowcat> where did mustach go | |
| <Ramstrong> i remember picking infiltrator and deeply regreting it because sniping in this game sucks balls | |
| <Barano> I didn't enjoy any combat in this game tbh | |
| <Nadel> S A R E N | |
| <Ramstrong> i played tech, bionics just seemed like hi tech mage to me | |
| <Fridafuzz> Reminds me a little of Ultron | |
| <Ramstrong> i always play rogue classes and play skills over damage if i get the chance | |
| <Rumia> Engineer isn't really that great, omni-gel makes your special skills redundant and you have to use the pistol forever | |
| <Ramstrong> well it's still the warrior/rogue/mage types just with varying degrees based on what you pick | |
| <Rumia> I played one anyway | |
| <Nadel> manguard best class | |
| <Ramstrong> isn't vanguard bionic/tech | |
| <Nadel> tech is limited to shotgun skills | |
| <Rumia> Biotics seem to have the most fun | |
| <Ramstrong> what's so bad about sentinel? no combat skill? | |
| <Nadel> engineer was fun in ME2, you get this holo-armour around you | |
| <Nadel> oh right | |
| <Nadel> still not as fun as vanguard | |
| <Nadel> GO GO GO | |
| <Ramstrong> engineer da bes | |
| <Nadel> also guts you must find that pink armour in krogan version and put it on wrex | |
| <Ramstrong> clever girl armour | |
| <Fridafuzz> If only the pink clever girl armour could make you look like this raptor http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/mgdmt415.png | |
| <maduin> Greene: https://soranews24.com/2018/04/01/to-combat-declining-birth-rate-japan-to-begin-offering-breeding-visas-to-foreigners/ | |
| <Fridafuzz> Breeding visas eh? That article is from today, I assume | |
| <maduin> yes | |
| <Fridafuzz> yes | |
| <maduin> >While details are still being worked out, applicants are required to be at least 21 years old, be in good physical and mental health, and have scored at least chunin level on the official Naruto Certification Exam. | |
| <Fridafuzz> Hahaha | |
| <maduin> funny thing is, Naruto Certification is real https://otakumode.com/news/55e58415065a2ceb01f50499/Certification-Exams-Themed-After-“Naruto”-to-Be-Held-in-December | |
| <Topso> Are you gonna die? | |
| <Ramstrong> quality is better than mine, though that doesn't say much | |
| <Ramstrong> postage stamp streams | |
| <Ramstrong> nah, stream's good | |
| <Ramstrong> MY GOD JC | |
| <Fridafuzz> Quality is pretty solid, a little jittery at times, but not enough to be annoying | |
| <Rumia> OH NO NOT HEXAGONAL BOMBS | |
| <Ramstrong> A BOMB | |
| <Ramstrong> wasn't there a bug where sometimes weapons that overheated stayed that way almost forever | |
| <Ramstrong> no i definately remember a gun staying overheated when i was playing where my class only used the pistol but it overheated so i had to use guns i had no training with for a whole stage | |
| <Ramstrong> it was horrible | |
| <Ramstrong> >assault rifle with no training | |
| <Ramstrong> 3 shots in 50 hit | |
| <Nadel> you can pick another gun skill if you do that mission on the moon at level 20 I think | |
| <Topso> Her eyes looks so weird | |
| <Topso> like foggy | |
| <Fridafuzz> It's her visor that does it, @Topso | |
| <Nadel> oh maybe the gun will was in ME2 | |
| <Ramstrong> what if you used the beacon and images from pornhub was beamed into you mind | |
| <Nadel> on the collector ship | |
| <Ramstrong> and blueberry muffin was hot for you and your knowledge of porn | |
| <Nadel> reeee | |
| <Topso> Oh I want blueberry muffins they are my favoirte | |
| <Ramstrong> that fucking mustache | |
| <Rumia> I wake up with a minor throbbing too sometimes | |
| <Fridafuzz> Minor? | |
| <Ramstrong> >not playing as tyrone shepard | |
| <Viilipurkki> I remember there being one combination of mods for weapons that makes them unable to overheat. | |
| <Ramstrong> XD | |
| <Rumia> Hey look the best charactrer | |
| <Fridafuzz> Her face actually still looks weird. Looks like she had implants in her lips | |
| <Rumia> Ok so I'm starting my pressure group now gutsman, I'm calling it the "Romance Ashley but leave her on the planet alone to get blown up" group | |
| <Rumia> Guess what we're about | |
| <Ramstrong> kaiden is alright, though he does moan a bit | |
| <Sean> Happy Easter chat! Hope you all didn't get bamboozled today! | |
| <Fridafuzz> Freddie is a master of the sad-face | |
| <Nadel> and she quotes poetry at you | |
| <Rumia> Ashley: Yeah I'm a CHRISTIAN does that TRIGGER YOU? CAPTAIN SPACE LIBERAL? | |
| <DerSandmann> but it's the day after easter | |
| <Nadel> space her | |
| <Ramstrong> i dont really care if ashley is a space christian, she's just super annoying and so quick to judge or step in when she knows fuck all | |
| <Rumia> Ashley posts pictures of tweetie pie on spacebook and puts crappy captions on them | |
| <Rumia> Guaranteed | |
| <Rumia> Wait what | |
| <Nadel> plus she kills wrex if you're too much of a pussy | |
| <Topso> Happy easter Sean! | |
| <Ramstrong> no guts, ashley is otherkin | |
| <Fridafuzz> Otherkin? Incinerate her in space! | |
| <Ramstrong> >cant romance the doc kill me now | |
| <Nadel> mmm, those xbox textures on the clothing | |
| <Rumia> I SHOULD GO | |
| <Topso> Doctors are creepy | |
| <Topso> they have seen peoples insides | |
| <Topso> I don't like it | |
| <Rumia> We were all babies inside somebody topsso | |
| <Ramstrong> joker is... ok | |
| <Rumia> Joker is like that one wheelchair guy from scary movie | |
| <Rumia> I CAN DO IT BY MYSELF | |
| <Topso> Thats so weird to think about Rumia | |
| <Ramstrong> but i really dislike the whole boner AI shit in the later games | |
| <Rumia> What I dislike is that you can't cuck joker | |
| <Rumia> And bang the computer | |
| <Ramstrong> >freddy looks great unless he has to do literally anything human | |
| <Fridafuzz> Doc's voice kind of reminds me of Lady Olenna from GoT, which makes me like her even more | |
| <Rumia> Not to my knowledge | |
| <Nadel> the turian council member! | |
| <Rumia> Doc makes me think of the Half Life 2 overwatch voice | |
| <Ramstrong> so what kind of games do you normally play guts? any special interests or is it literally whatever | |
| <Rumia> Yeah what else can we expect | |
| <Rumia> haahah | |
| <Rumia> yesss | |
| <Ramstrong> shut up ahsley is the new shut up wesley | |
| <Rumia> Please take advance wars off my hands | |
| <Rumia> Its been nearly two years and I haven't beaten it | |
| <Nadel> wow you didn't go up there to talk to the space jew and the other alien | |
| <Rumia> MOAR MD TANKS | |
| <Ramstrong> i'm normally into rpgs, but mostly co-op multiplayer games alongside dota 2 but that's mainly the co-op element as opposed to the competitive part | |
| <Nutblox> will u bang garrus | |
| <Fridafuzz> I support some more XCOM, @GUTSMANSASS . I never get tired of seeing soldiers named after the community being blown to pieces by aliens. | |
| <Ramstrong> i'm rubbish at pvp in general, though i'm about moderate skill level in doto | |
| <Rumia> Just do another test stream, everybody does | |
| <Topso> Can you tell us more what you want to stream Gutsman if you get streamer? | |
| <Ramstrong> xcom long war 2 when | |
| <Rumia> Topso... | |
| <Topso> you said 2 games | |
| <Topso> oh ok | |
| <Ramstrong> what about original sin 2 | |
| <Ramstrong> i'd join you for it | |
| <Ramstrong> i've only reached to about the end of the driftwood section which is the part after leaving the island | |
| <Rumia> Turians: SAREN DID NOTHING WRONG. DEBATE ME | |
| <Ramstrong> why do most aliens have teeth | |
| <Ramstrong> isn't that a bit odd | |
| <Ramstrong> what if you gambled everything on this guts and aquired a duebill from it | |
| <Ramstrong> U OWE ME | |
| <Nadel> oh no, space gypsy incoming | |
| <Ramstrong> space gypsy is awful character | |
| <Ramstrong> still not as bad as ashley though | |
| <Rumia> Tali is great | |
| <Ramstrong> using OBS? | |
| <Rumia> Wtf | |
| <Topso> do whatever you want to do Gutsman you can have more then one test stream | |
| <Nadel> >Rumia is a talifag | |
| <Rumia> TALI IS INTO ENGINEERING | |
| <Ramstrong> i hate the conversation wheel so much | |
| <Nadel> well Zaeed is into guns but he's not my waifu | |
| <maduin> you are his waifu | |
| <nogaemz> there is no escaping the wheel. did consoles ruin everything? y/y | |
| <Ramstrong> how far have consoles fallen since the ps2 era, so sad | |
| <kalo_> Where's the penis? | |
| <Rumia> WHY DIDN'T WE GET THESE GUYS IN THE PARTY | |
| <Rumia> COME ON | |
| <Nadel> rine end herd | |
| <Nadel> here* | |
| <Topso> everyspace sifi game/movie always have this short chubby race with weird face | |
| <kalo_> On earth they are called Eskimos | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Test | |
| <Nadel> elephant | |
| <Ramstrong> SPACE JELLYFISH | |
| <Topso> :3 | |
| <Rumia> Hello | |
| <Ramstrong> yes | |
| <Rumia> Yes | |
| <kalo_> Yes | |
| <Rumia> woah | |
| <Nadel> am i wive | |
| <Rumia> What | |
| <Rumia> gutsman seal the deal on your application, do your best suitepee | |
| <Nephtunh> am i wive | |
| <Topso> I don't think he sees the chat | |
| <Nadel> I like how on NG+ you get like 30k exp for reading those signs | |
| <Topso> Might be better to be in irc when streaming | |
| <nogaemz> wonder how fags would react these days to asari. i imagine green frogs and screaming about feminists | |
| <Topso> don't think it can bugg out as much | |
| <Nooya> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: GUTSMANSASS test stream | Game: Mass Effect | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <AndFergYou> 'GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS' | |
| <nogaemz> haha | |
| <Nooya> REMINDER IF YOU WANT TO / ARE PLANNING TO ATTEND DOPECON, FILL IN HERE: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid | |
| <AndFergYou> boy, this was a very sudden assassination attempt | |
| <Ramstrong> I WILL DESTROY YOU | |
| <Ramstrong> GO GO GO | |
| <AndFergYou> AND NO ONE IN THE BAR GAVE A FLYING FUCK OF GUNFIRE | |
| <nogaemz> DOOF DOOF | |
| <Nephtunh> show me your moves | |
| <Fitnig> hey kid, imma cumputa | |
| <Ramstrong> >mention cold shower >hey kid wanna earn some cash? >uh... | |
| <AndFergYou> 'so now you've solved my personal issues wanna kill someone?' | |
| <Nephtunh> its ok | |
| <Ramstrong> discord irc sucks | |
| <topsso> Yeah I think it might be better for streaming Guts | |
| <Nephtunh> why are galactic clubs so boring | |
| <topsso> So much technology and still shitty tecno music | |
| <Nephtunh> >techno >shitty | |
| <Nephtunh> excuse me | |
| <topsso> :) | |
| <Fitnig> Mr. mikly | |
| <Fitnig> milky | |
| <Rumia> C O N R A D | |
| <begoniabol> hey chat and Guts | |
| <topsso> Hey lovely begoniabol | |
| <Slowcat> ey begoniabol | |
| <Nephtunh> CUCK | |
| <begoniabol> hey topsso :3 and Slowcat | |
| <maduin> bego.......... | |
| <kalo_> Bengan golnie | |
| <begoniabol> maduin wtf | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://i.imgur.com/E0PsbHv.mp4 https://youtu.be/IY1y3gwcwT8 https://youtu.be/Y7dP13xefNY | |
| <topsso> See its not just me that can't pronounce it ! | |
| <begoniabol> kalo_ did you make printscreens of the poses you did yesterday? | |
| <kalo_> No :( | |
| <begoniabol> WHAT | |
| <kalo_> I just lived in the moment | |
| <begoniabol> :( | |
| <begoniabol> jesus Guts i thought you were finnish | |
| <Ramstrong> a good journalist, or a good punching bag? | |
| <topsso> space cities looks so cold | |
| <topsso> hope they have floor heating | |
| <AndFergYou> what's the difference Ramstrong ? | |
| <AndFergYou> aaaaaaa | |
| <begoniabol> ive never heard your voice Guts :'( | |
| <begoniabol> 90% of chat is finnish anyway | |
| <Fitnig> what a hero | |
| <Lunki> benish | |
| <Fitnig> Thugs that know basic thuganomics | |
| <Fitnig> Cant see them | |
| <AndFergYou> You know how you target explosive barrels thinking it | |
| <AndFergYou> *it'll kill enemies | |
| <Fitnig> This AI | |
| <AndFergYou> I want a game where the barrels only kill civilians and it's to fuck with you | |
| <Fitnig> Fist is 300 bucks | |
| <topsso> those eyebrows are SINS!!!!!! | |
| <AndFergYou> What're you talking about topsso ? they perfectly accentuate her tall ass forehead | |
| <Fitnig> Wrex | |
| <AndFergYou> Shepard | |
| <topsso> SINS AndFergYou | |
| <topsso> what happens if you push the empty things in the wheel Guts ? | |
| <topsso> oh I thought it was like a middle answer | |
| <Fridafuzz> A Blade Runner game :p | |
| <Fitnig> Perfect triformation in the elevator | |
| <topsso> Can't get over the jogging he looks like hes having a nice morning jogg | |
| <kalo_> CUTE | |
| <Fridafuzz> They have practiced that formation, Fitnig . For maximum style | |
| <begoniabol> is jogg another word for penis, topsso? | |
| <Fitnig> One saying then a handshake | |
| <Fitnig> Nice | |
| <topsso> why don't they ever say what you think they will say | |
| <Fridafuzz> Wrex reminds me of a mix of a turtle and a nautilus. A turtlus? | |
| <topsso> if you choose like "yes" the real thing they say can be like "I would appriciate if you did that for me mylady" | |
| <Fridafuzz> Ah dinosaur, of course | |
| <Dopefish__lives> topsso every time | |
| <Dopefish__lives> FAllout 4 was the worst for that | |
| <Fridafuzz> The dialogue mod for Fo4 was mandatory | |
| <Dopefish__lives> x Yes, y Yes (Sarcastic), a Yes (Charming), b No (Yes) | |
| <topsso> It was even worse in swtor , the things you choose was never even close. you think you answered nicley but it always ended up being cunty | |
| <Fitnig> Roofthug don't give a fuck | |
| <Nooya> That's something I fucking hated about fallout Dopefish__lives | |
| <topsso> choose "I will" real answer "I might do that you stupid idiot cunt" | |
| <Fridafuzz> Maybe Bethesda learn from their mistake | |
| <Dopefish__lives> top joke Fridafuzz | |
| <Fridafuzz> ;) | |
| <Nooya> "No" - "As if I would ever care about peasents like you", me: NO I DONT WANNA BE A DICK YOU FUCKING DICK | |
| <topsso> hahahaha | |
| <topsso> Exactly Nooya ! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> "Please save my baby!" "Okay, but it might cost me dearly later down the line, as I am in a rush!" "No, I don't have the time!" -> "No, I don't have the time for A FILTHY PEASANT BABY I HOPE IT BURNS IN HELL!!!" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> like what the fuck | |
| <Nooya> Yeah Dopefish__lives, so dumb | |
| <topsso> hahaha | |
| <topsso> Choices are even worse | |
| <kalo_> MURDER HIM DEAD | |
| <topsso> I will choose the good path "save the baby" everyone in party "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT YOU CUNT" | |
| <Nooya> Also, is yorkshire pudding like fl�skpannkaka? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Oh, but it's obviously meant to show that anyone living in such a wasteland has no smidgen of decency left, and even good actions always come at a steep price | |
| <Nooya> without the bacon part | |
| <kalo_> YES! | |
| <Nooya> Dopefish__lives did you see pornhubs april first? | |
| <topsso> those alien guys are hot | |
| <Nooya> You're hot | |
| <Nooya> Wait what | |
| <topsso> haha :P | |
| <plaaplaa> Fridafuzz advanced doggoing https://i.imgur.com/Y6GlzhL.mp4 | |
| <Fitnig> I'm the cook | |
| <Nooya> I'm the cock | |
| <topsso> Also when I say alien guys I don't mean that toad looking guy | |
| <Fridafuzz> The goodest boy, plaaplaa | |
| <topsso> if you put your finger in her glowing mouth hole what will happen | |
| <AndFergYou> ufoporno | |
| <topsso> Its like doing that asshole thing when people yawn | |
| <topsso> when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn | |
| <topsso> you can do that to her all the time | |
| <begoniabol> UFOPORNO | |
| <Fridafuzz> does kalo do that to you, topsso ? | |
| <Nooya> I did that to my sister topsso but she got so scared when she opened her eyes that she bit down and my finger started bleeding | |
| <topsso> Yes and I hate it | |
| <Nooya> So jokes on me | |
| <topsso> hahahaha | |
| <topsso> fucking hell Nooya | |
| <Fitnig> All the help I can Geth | |
| <Fitnig> I'm good at this | |
| <topsso> wait its april first, is Guts test stream just a aprils fools | |
| <Nooya> Does anyone know of any good minecraft mods that's really difficult to survive and has the tekkit aspects of slow advancement? | |
| <Nooya> *minecraft modpacks | |
| <topsso> what a cutie | |
| <topsso> :3 | |
| <AndFergYou> what happens if you put your finger in the robot dwarf's mouth | |
| <topsso> I would love if that was an option for everyone you meet AndFergYou haha | |
| <topsso> "poke in mouth" | |
| <Fridafuzz> His speech pattern is interesting | |
| <AndFergYou> is this the only indian across the whole of ME games | |
| <Fridafuzz> And his wife obv AndFergYou | |
| <AndFergYou> Indian/SriLankan | |
| <AndFergYou> Terrible, the last 2 in the whole universe Fridafuzz | |
| <AndFergYou> a real tragedy | |
| <topsso> oh my god [nsfw?] https://twitter.com/MeidocafeR/status/980417225738907648 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> melonpan is always sfw topsso | |
| <Fridafuzz> Well then | |
| <begoniabol> wow lewd topsso | |
| <topsso> haha I died | |
| <Fridafuzz> That's a shiny bimbim | |
| <begoniabol> wow his lippies | |
| <begoniabol> hahaha | |
| <AndFergYou> chuuuu~ | |
| <topsso> Nani | |
| <Fridafuzz> Is it just me, or does the clerk have too many teeth? | |
| <AndFergYou> HE'S A GETH | |
| <AndFergYou> A MERE MOCKERY OF LIFE | |
| <Fridafuzz> Free exp and a couple more steps up to moral highground | |
| <Ramstrong> MOAR STRIIM | |
| <Ramstrong> MOAR | |
| <Guts> Dopefish_lives | |
| <AndFergYou> is she about to youch your penis again | |
| <Fitnig> TIME TO FUUUUUUUUCK | |
| <AndFergYou> "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS" | |
| <IronBar> OH GOD | |
| <IronBar> She's blinking while keeping her eyes closed | |
| <IronBar> MUTANT | |
| <begoniabol> wow nsfw | |
| <begoniabol> AHND | |
| <begoniabol> HAND | |
| <Fridafuzz> Titanic reference | |
| <AndFergYou> HI5 BRO | |
| <LarryLongbow> Romance the robot next! | |
| <Fitnig> Fuck to get stuff | |
| <Fitnig> Shepard: WITNESS | |
| <Fridafuzz> MEDIOCRE | |
| <IronBar> Welcome to Bioware games, any positive response equals sex | |
| <LarryLongbow> But do they get jealous! IronBar | |
| <Ramstrong> ERECTION | |
| <AndFergYou> It's the intern with a flashlight to make everything spooky Guts | |
| <AndFergYou> mood lighting | |
| <Ramstrong> i actually liked udina, surprised me how he panned out in the third game | |
| <AndFergYou> 'Look at my glistening face.... I'm ready' | |
| <nogaemz> man these reapers sound scary, i wonder what their goal is | |
| <Ramstrong> are they gonna make a supersonic man of you guts? | |
| <AndFergYou> 98% of people are too busy watching Masterchef Krogan | |
| <AndFergYou> I'm heading off for the night, thanks for the stream Guts, great watch | |
| <AndFergYou> have fun chat | |
| <Guts> Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yes | |
| <nogaemz> oh nn andfergyou ;-; | |
| <Dopefish__lives> sup? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I've been getting laundry and shit | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah of course | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I forgot how sassy Shepard is | |
| <Fitnig> Jack & Jill was the names in andromeda | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> so at this point, Guts, your stipulation to being a streamer in my book is that you have to stream games that have Ass in the title. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Assassin's creed | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> whoa whoa whoa, Dopefish__lives, that's WAY too much ass. | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> that's like his sendofff series | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> like when he decieds he's done | |
| <Nadel> oh right Guts you'll have to do cisquisition, no one streamed this masterpiece | |
| <Dopefish__lives> PassI can't think of many more games with ass | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Passage of something something | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Lasso? | |
| <Nadel> velvet assassin, that's low hanging fruit though | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Class, Passion, Glass, | |
| <Dopefish__lives> FIFA for Ass-ociation | |
| <Nadel> king of the dragon pAss | |
| <Dopefish__lives> tyeee | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Assult on Butcher Bay | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> oh man -- rebel Assault series | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah | |
| <Nadel> anything with a season pass | |
| <Nadel> BELLATOR IN MACHINA | |
| <Nadel> DEUS VULT | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> but only the season pass, so it's just streams of him buying the passes, nadel | |
| <Nadel> that's more meta than lootbox opening streams flippin | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> exactly. time to make a name for our selves inventing a stream genre | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Is this EU | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Or is this 2 | |
| <Nadel> always hidden potential and not created equally | |
| <Dopefish__lives> or what | |
| <Murgasmos> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Murgasmos: Gutsman has been playing X-COM Enemy Unknown: Long War for 3min 14sec | |
| <Murgasmos> Ayy Guts, I finished my walk just in time apparently | |
| <Nadel> >disabling the thin mint party in that Chinese mission arc | |
| <Murgasmos> Ah shite | |
| <Nadel> you'll still get the fishing village | |
| <Nadel> haha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Isnt that the same VA lol | |
| <Murgasmos> >have to choose between leftover pizza or food left in the fridge for a week that was unappetizing to start with | |
| <Nadel> oh right you get to recruit van doorn in LW right | |
| <Murgasmos> Sunday is best day for kalsarikännit and leftover pizza | |
| <Nadel> oh man, EXALT is in this | |
| <Nadel> [aggressive static] | |
| <Murgasmos> BEEP BOOP I AM ROBOT | |
| <Nadel> shivs are good for drawing aggro | |
| <Murgasmos> >Mexico >starting with bonus cash | |
| <Murgasmos> All them cartels | |
| <Nadel> can't sell dope to the aliens | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> >no unique bonus hard mode ENGAGE | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahah | |
| <Nadel> Yeah I always picked the Roscosmos one | |
| <Nadel> A NUU | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> >Guts picks Russia > a Brit supporting Putin >subversion confirmed | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> yo | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> these one-shots | |
| <Nadel> I have the cheeki breeki voice pack in Xcom2 but it didn't get an update for the expansion | |
| <nogaemz> wew, pulled old headphones out of storage and they had white mould growing. send fire pls | |
| <Murgasmos> The aliens one shot as well in long war tho iirc | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> nogaemz, just stand outside for what, 5 min? :^) | |
| <nogaemz> HEYOOOOOO | |
| <Nadel> it works fine guts but you can't use it for the stalker faction | |
| <nogaemz> well i ripped all the padding of and bleached it, the doused it in hot water | |
| <Murgasmos> Pop pop pop, watching aliums drop | |
| <nogaemz> welcome to trumps america, Murgasmos ;-; | |
| <Nadel> smashing | |
| <Murgasmos> This is what will happen when teachers are given guns nogaemz | |
| <nogaemz> !!!! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yeah brutal | |
| <nogaemz> so what you be sayin is that xcom is actually school teachers | |
| <nogaemz> makes sense | |
| <Murgasmos> Yes | |
| <Murgasmos> And the aliums are the retard class | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Murgasmos sian sasy hi | |
| <outtis> trump put all of the trans womxn in camps | |
| <Murgasmos> Hoi Sian | |
| <outtis> he is literally murdering gays | |
| <nogaemz> but of course! but it's an american class, so they are all technically retarded, Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> hahah nogaemz | |
| <Murgasmos> Is that a handheld nuke? jesus that radius | |
| <nogaemz> the map that's on fire should be the aussie map, i guess | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I'll have to look at it again | |
| <nogaemz> actually that'd be impossible, while we are all also retarded, we dont have guns. they'd lal have boomerangs and didgeridoos | |
| <Nadel> you may vant to instruct your men to exercise restraint vhen using explosives, guts | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> KOBER | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> er | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> KOBE | |
| <Murgasmos> EBOK | |
| <IronBar> Valve has removed the Steam Machine section from Steam | |
| <Ramstrong> Dopefish__lives is it just me or is Tybir just Robert Downey Jr? | |
| <Murgasmos> RIP | |
| <Murgasmos> HERE | |
| <Murgasmos> WE | |
| <Murgasmos> GO | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Ramstrong haha yes | |
| <Fridafuzz> Just came back to a bunch of papnic happening | |
| <Fridafuzz> You re-naming the troops, Guts ? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Ah, research complete, Guts -- Solis is Peruvian. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> FUCK OFF VAHLEN | |
| <Rumia> Fuck off Bradford | |
| <topsso> oh can we get a character ? | |
| <Rumia> No | |
| <Nadel> he still has his sweater ;_; | |
| <Ramstrong> at least bradford doesn't give you a short story about the dangers of using grenades Rumia | |
| <Rumia> ROCKETS | |
| <topsso> wait wasnt this game when some of you did your own voice lines | |
| <topsso> yeah you could | |
| <Murgasmos> Not sure if that was 2 topsso | |
| <Nadel> that was for the sequel topsso | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah topsso that was XCOM 2 though | |
| <Ramstrong> i was somewhat disappointed when vahlen didn't show up in the second game | |
| <topsso> oh this isn't 2? Dopefish__lives | |
| <Ska> gotta admit guts your character is holding it down in my run of 2 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nope, modded 1 | |
| <topsso> oh | |
| <Ramstrong> did i died Ska | |
| <Ska> no you're holding strong too | |
| <Ramstrong> ow | |
| <Volume> What happens when you add reactions to text on this channel | |
| <Fridafuzz> Try it, Volume | |
| <Volume> I guess nothing, irc can't really support it | |
| <Ramstrong> wait till sargent for names | |
| <Volume> Also morning | |
| <Barano> It just takes the text, also doesn't do edits | |
| <Fridafuzz> Morning Volym | |
| <Ska> :clap: | |
| <Ramstrong> get hype for xenonauts 2 lads | |
| <Fridafuzz> :gondola: | |
| <Volume> So if I want to talk shit about someone I just do it like this? | |
| <Murgasmos> When's it out Ramstrong | |
| <Barano> :vandarkholme: | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> >guts claps > he's not american >WHO IS THIS MAN?! | |
| <Ramstrong> unidentified female oscillators Guts | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> alternatively, "JESUS CHRIST, IT'S JASON BOURNE." | |
| <Ramstrong> meant to be out late this year i think Murgasmos | |
| <Fridafuzz> I saw Hilde Tangen, put her in there | |
| <Dopefish__lives> FlippinKamikaze: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaLyeasPSg8 | |
| <Fridafuzz> Yeee, Tnagen | |
| <Ska> 👽 vs 🦍 | |
| <Nadel> the only game I'm hype for is Untitled Duck Game | |
| <Murgasmos> Gibe goy pls | |
| <Ramstrong> if only you could spam rookies like the original xcom | |
| <Ramstrong> Private $ | |
| <topsso> YAAAAAAAAAAY! | |
| <Fridafuzz> Can I be Hilde Tnagen, Guts ? | |
| <topsso> UYAY | |
| <Ramstrong> gibe fatboy Guts | |
| <Murgasmos> >swedish | |
| <Murgasmos> My worst nightmare | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> hahaha, fantastic Dopefish__lives | |
| <Ska> private :eggplant: | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahhaa | |
| <Ramstrong> malady | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Gonna be out for a while, enjoy games Guts, good stream so far | |
| <Nadel> it begins | |
| <Fridafuzz> Can females have facial hair in this? | |
| <Nadel> this is why I don't use the community character pool for x2 | |
| <Ramstrong> mfw fat black ginger | |
| <Murgasmos> @Nadel but why, there are so many great characters there :-DD | |
| <Nadel> I think I only left flippin and fujiko in my roster | |
| <Ramstrong> not having a brazilian called Cakefart Porn | |
| <Ska> >read fat black >see word with two g's in it after >wow that's raci- >no ska you are now the racist | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahaha | |
| <Fridafuzz> I'm always a medic. It's fate by now. | |
| <Ramstrong> remember what ginger is an anagram of Ska | |
| <Ramstrong> i'm just being a clever racist | |
| <Murgasmos> Fucking Greg | |
| <Fridafuzz> Rumia is Irish too, Guts | |
| <Ramstrong> >rumia is irish | |
| <Murgasmos> Wow Fridafuzz | |
| <topsso> I love having a character! | |
| <Ramstrong> lol | |
| <Murgasmos> I can't believe you got Rumia and Ramstrong mixed up Fridafuzz | |
| <topsso> instantly topso approved streamer | |
| <Ramstrong> Rumia isn't even an ulster scot | |
| <Ska> nadel not in standard issue bomb vest? | |
| <Ramstrong> disgusting | |
| <Fridafuzz> He has gotten the Irish disease, he is Irish now | |
| <Ramstrong> he lives on potatoes now Fridafuzz | |
| <Murgasmos> Do you mean alchoholism or famine Fridafuzz? | |
| <Ramstrong> why do you think chips are so popular in ireland | |
| <Fridafuzz> Spuds and the black schtuff | |
| <Lunki_> got my new mouse | |
| <Lunki_> and bough chips and dip! | |
| <Ska> it's big blue let's go | |
| <Qipz> what mouse Lunki | |
| <Nadel> oh fuck this map | |
| <Lunki_> Logitech G402 HYPERION FURY(tm) | |
| <Lunki_> was on sale for 30� and derpfoot recommended it | |
| <Fridafuzz> I have to leave in 20 minutes, maybe my lass won't die before then | |
| <Nadel> imblyign | |
| <Lunki_> kill Fridafuzz, guts | |
| <Lunki_> she can stop worrying then | |
| <Nadel> wew | |
| <Fridafuzz> Great idea Lunki_ | |
| <Lunki_> dont have to ask if you are alive later if you know you died earlier :thinking: | |
| <Fridafuzz> I can also just check the on-demand | |
| <Fridafuzz> Afternoon, Suitepee | |
| <Suitepee> afternoon, Fridafuzz | |
| <Suitepee> is this a Guts stream I'm seeing? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Having a happy eggday? | |
| <LarryLongbow> thoughts on poe royale Qipz ! | |
| <Suitepee> it's been alright so far. i still have one easter egg to consume. | |
| <Fridafuzz> It is indeed, Suitepee . Second stream actually | |
| <Suitepee> second! | |
| <Lunki_> this mouse has dedicated sniper button! | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> tfw you can hit the broadside of a barn | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> but nothing else | |
| <Fridafuzz> At least the aliens are as bad as the humans | |
| <Murgasmos> whelp | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> YEAH! FUCK THAT BARN UP | |
| <Murgasmos> FUCK AGRICULTURE | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> IT'S THE ALIUM HEADQUARTERS | |
| <Topso> This is how I become a space princess :D | |
| <Fridafuzz> The barn had it coming | |
| <Barano> Ey Guts, how's the streaming going? missed the end of the ass effect stream | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Fridafuzz knows | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> look at that slutty red | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> literally begging for it | |
| <Barano> gagging for it | |
| <Suitepee> its not Overwatch Guts because there's no REPORT ALIEN option. xD | |
| <Murgasmos> The line of sight in this foken game | |
| <Lunki> geemu pls | |
| <nogaems> haha video games | |
| <Fridafuzz> wonkled | |
| <Topso> air cover | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> its high movement is its cover | |
| <Fridafuzz> I have a little spider friend watching the stream with me | |
| <Barano> Give it good boy pets | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> honestly, spiders are the real threat; they're the real aliums, controlling these fuckers | |
| <Fridafuzz> What about the little spider on my wall, is he planning my race's demise? | |
| <Topso> would you join the military to fight aliens Guts ? | |
| <Topso> FlippinKamikaze, you are in the military right? | |
| <Murgasmos> Fridafuzz no, he's planning the demise of the mosquito race and that is a good thing | |
| <Barano> Fighting alans is a worthy cause. I'd offer myself as cannon fodder | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> was, Topso; been out for 7 years | |
| <Murgasmos> I can definately see myself being a panicking recruit retort | |
| <Fridafuzz> I support that, Murgasmos . I will provide him shelter for his worthy cause | |
| <Murgasmos> Build him a little house | |
| <Topso> aah , then they can have like a meeting in the movies asking you back in "we need you FlippinKamikaze to fight these aliens" | |
| <Murgasmos> Like a doghouse but a spiderhouse | |
| <Barano> >Guts fighting aliens >jumps around in circles to dodge them then has an awkward encounter in a lift | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Murgasmos pls >sign up for fighting ayylamaos >hear about a mechanized project >become a mech >choose to be a heavy with a ground speed of -5 kph | |
| <Murgasmos> FlippinKamikaze pls, have you seen me play Mechwarrior Online? | |
| <Fridafuzz> I'll make a tiny house from popsicle sticks and cotton balls | |
| <Murgasmos> FOKEN 6 ER-PPC LESGO | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Topso: "You guys must be really desperate to call me up." | |
| <Murgasmos> RIP | |
| <Lunki_> RIP | |
| <Topso> GUTS!!!!! | |
| <Barano> RIP | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> F | |
| <Barano> F | |
| <Murgasmos> F | |
| <Topso> NOOOO | |
| <Topso> ;Ö_; | |
| <Boomer> I really wanna play Factorio, you guys up for joining if I host a server? | |
| <Suitepee> Topso is now one with the glitter faeries. | |
| <Barano> They're the final boss Suitepee | |
| <Barano> after the spider | |
| <Topso> I wouldn't have died if I had more glitter! | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> what good are they if they take you literal years to get them to the fight? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> ^ Murgasmos | |
| <Lunki_> glitter blocks alien targeting systems | |
| <Topso> that is true Lunki_ | |
| <Murgasmos> But FlippinKamikaze, they're ER-PPCS. I can be literal years away and still snipe sum aliums | |
| <Murgasmos> At the cost of turning my mech into a sauna | |
| <Fridafuzz> Definite final boss material | |
| <Barano> He's cute Fridafuzz | |
| <Murgasmos> Looks p. chill Fridafuzz | |
| <Murgasmos> Give him some cocaine | |
| <Fridafuzz> Yeah, he's just hanging out | |
| <Fridafuzz> Might even be a pregnant female | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> > Murgasmos provides fire support from Finland >literally relaxing in his mechanized sauna while pushing buttons on one multi-function display, finmemes on another, and ufoporn on the third | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahaha | |
| <Barano> Hire a nigerian for me | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Suitepee> me | |
| <Fridafuzz> Russian would be bald, Guts | |
| <Suitepee> RUSH B! DO NOT STOP! | |
| <Barano> I'll take that boi | |
| <Barano> Beretno | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> NO | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> GUTS | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> GO BACK TO THAT LIGHT VEST | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> NADEL IS NOW JOHN CENA | |
| <Lunki_> I want grill | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I approve of this | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> and your application | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> welcome to the team. | |
| <Ramstrong> >check stream >the fuck is going on with my soldier | |
| <Nadel> BRRRRRR APPLEDOUGH | |
| <Barano> Video games happened | |
| <Nadel> if I'm John Cena I need that camouflage gene mod | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> and I hope he's a scout | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> because not only could no one see him, but he could be everywhere. | |
| <Barano> Now we can't see Nadel | |
| <Topso> Can't I just get a character that lives on the ship so I wont die | |
| <Ramstrong> make a SHIV called Stopso | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Ramstrong> level it up for overwatch | |
| <Topso> yes please | |
| <Barano> That was a decent Worms AI grenade throw | |
| <Fridafuzz> Your corpse is out there in space, Topso , floating like Leah. Soon your Space Princess Force will awaken and you Superman back to the command center | |
| <Topso> Can you play as the aliens in any of these games? | |
| <Ramstrong> what if john cedel dies? will you make john cedel 2 the cequel? | |
| <Topso> Or is it always human? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I've gotta be off for a bit, Guts, making brekkie. catch y'all in a few! | |
| <Barano> cheeki brekkie | |
| <Ramstrong> bit late for breakfast Barano | |
| <Fridafuzz> Alright, I'm off to the cinema. Was fun watching you, Guts . Bye chat | |
| <Suitepee> see you FlippinKamikaze | |
| <Ramstrong> ENEMIES EVERYWHERE | |
| <Ramstrong> GO GO GO | |
| <Barano> Enjoy Romeo and Juliet 2: Oceanman boogaloo, Fridafuzz | |
| <Nadel> YOU MUST DIE | |
| <Ramstrong> QUALITY | |
| <Ramstrong> you seem to have forgotten how nade/missile aiming in the first game was ass Guts | |
| <Nadel> welcome to long war where cover doesn't matter and there's even more bullshit than in vanilla | |
| <Ramstrong> i actually liked xcom 2, just without the alien boss dlc | |
| <Ramstrong> alien bosses are total bullshit | |
| <Suitepee> see you Fridafuzz | |
| <Ramstrong> the chosen were a good challenge though | |
| <Suitepee> what part of the UK is this then? | |
| <Ramstrong> RANDUM | |
| <Nadel> they nerfed the alien rulers in wotc didn't they | |
| <Barano> One thing that always bothers me with turn based games like this is everything is animated so it looks like they're all politely stood round waiting for their turn to pewpew | |
| <Ramstrong> right i'm off to the shop, thanks for the striims Guts | |
| <Suitepee> have fun at the shop Ramstrong | |
| <nogaems> KA KA KANADA | |
| <Boomer> That's one of the things I liked the most about Frozen Synapse Barano, you ordered your dudes then they all took the turn at the same time | |
| <Nadel> barano there's a mod for x2 that makes units pew pew at each other without any hits of waste of ammo so the engagements look more dynamic | |
| <Nadel> or waste* | |
| <Lunki_> rulers didnt feel that bad when I played wotc, but I might have played on baby mode! | |
| <Barano> That sounds good @Boomer | |
| <Nadel> >warlock spawns on my new x2 run >weak to melee >weak to templars | |
| <nogaems> who where | |
| <nogaems> oh rad | |
| <Suitepee> make X-Com proud nogaems! | |
| <nogaems> oh no im gonna fuck it all up now. too much pressure | |
| <nogaems> OF COURSE | |
| <Nadel> V A N D O O R N | |
| <Nadel> aw | |
| <nogaems> OH GOD | |
| <nogaems> but there's fire everywhere and i hear spider noises | |
| <Nadel> gg | |
| <nogaems> ouch | |
| <Nadel> there was this great mod that ported the xcom1 conventional guns to 2 but the expansion broke it and the only other working version turns them into a researchable upgrade | |
| <nogaems> ffffffffff | |
| <Nooya> REMINDER IF YOU WANT TO / ARE PLANNING TO ATTEND DOPECON, FILL IN HERE: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid | |
| <Nadel> don't you love it when thin man spits 45 degrees off target but you still get poisoned | |
| <Lunki_> AYYYY | |
| <nogaems> LMAO | |
| <Nadel> AHAHAH | |
| <Lunki_> "lemme just fuck this car up" | |
| <nogaems> 4 hp because man mode? | |
| <nogaems> first dude had 4hp iirc | |
| <nogaems> critbois | |
| <Lunki_> OFCOURSE | |
| <Lunki_> fukken crit | |
| <Nadel> pfff | |
| <nogaems> Clap | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: Gutsman | Game: X-COM Enemy Unknown: Long War | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Nadel> WELCOME TO XCOM | |
| <Barano> GG | |
| <kreggur> xcum | |
| <Topso> thanks Guts | |
| <Lunki_> thanks Gatsu | |
| <nogaems> thanks Guts | |
| <JDA> thanks Guts | |
| <Nadel> cheers guts | |
| <Barano> Thanks Guts, I look forward to many more | |
| <Nadel> MOOOOODS | |
| <Suitepee> cheers Guts | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lamo fuck long war | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> anyway hope you enjoyed mass errect and long war | |
| <Suitepee> well, what I saw of X-CAWM looked good GUTSMANSASS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that rocket | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> everyone saw that right | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: Gutsman | Game: X-COM Enemy Unknown: Long War | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> how bullshit it was | |
| <Boomer> MOOOOOODS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> and yeah MOOOOOOOOODS | |
| <I-H> MODS = FAGS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> would love to stream more mass effect tho that was chill | |
| <I-H> thanks GUTSMANSASS even though I didn't catch that stream | |
| <I-H> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> I-H: Gutsman played X-COM Enemy Unknown: Long War for 1h 25min 41sec, stopped 38 seconds ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed -1 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 3h 53min 7sec ago, GÚTSMANSASS test stream played Mass Effect for 2h 23min 7sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I streamed for 4 hours lol | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I-H friend, you are here | |
| <Boomer> How many people here play Factorio anyway | |
| <IronBar> Stream verdict https://i.imgur.com/o75XgNo.png | |
| <I-H> FlippinKamikaze greetings | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Thanks IronBar | |
| <Boomer> They released 0.16 now | |
| <Suitepee> think ill do some filler :) | |
| <Boomer> It has artillery trains | |
| <Lunki_> nice Suitepee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but in all seriousness please let me know what you thought of the stream | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> finally, I get to give you some good help... sorta. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trYO4XkjSjw | |
| <Suitepee> id need to see more of it GUTSMANSASS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> setting up was a huge disaster lol | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> mass effect isn't recognised as a window | |
| <IronBar> fuck I hate setting up the mass effect thing | |
| <I-H> oh boy FlippinKamikaze | |
| <JDA> hey Suitepee | |
| <I-H> I don't mind this view from the desktop | |
| <Suitepee> !larry | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Looks comfy AF I-H | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> looks p cozy, I-H | |
| <JDA> <AndroidLarry> use camo clothes! | |
| <Topso> looks cozy as fuck I-H :) | |
| <I-H> :3 | |
| <outtis> looks like my summer car game I-H | |
| <I-H> we did do some firewood stuff a moment ago | |
| <Lunki_> maybe it was ghosts | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> TEAM PEEP | |
| <Ramstrong> what about po pi po | |
| <Lunki_> sure am Suitepee | |
| <Lunki_> installing xcom 2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> SCP UPDATED | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> GAEM TONIGHT BOIS? | |
| <Thorberix> S C P | |
| <Nutblox> S C P | |
| <EJ-DVi> Morning suitepee, still not playing Fortnite? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Whast the update | |
| <EJ-DVi> All the cool kids are doing it | |
| <Fitnig> I did a rogue pubg stream yesterday | |
| <Fitnig> Had some good games | |
| <Fitnig> 8 kills on one | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> literally nothing dopefish__lives, just the ;^) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> on the main menu | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but the update before that they fixed a bunch of stuff | |
| <Dopefish__lives> No new content ;_; | |
| <EJ-DVi> Shit yeah Dynamic Occlusion Culling Script | |
| <EJ-DVi> Does anyone know what that does? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> dynamically culls occlusion | |
| <EJ-DVi> ahhh I see | |
| <Ramstrong> restarted torment again, i got the feeling that i was very underlevelled when i reached the bloom, and seriously lacking in fighting ability for crises | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> they're trying to stable the game recently | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> *stabalize | |
| <Lunki_> well that was fast | |
| <EJ-DVi> Completely calm | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> the fuck | |
| <Nutblox> is that osama | |
| <EJ-DVi> HE BEEN ALIVE THE WHOLE TIME | |
| <EJ-DVi> CORPSE THROWN IN THE OCEAN MY ASS | |
| <EJ-DVi> and apparently got surgery to look like a cat | |
| <Nutblox> maybe he just reincarnated | |
| <Topso> Recatnated | |
| <Slowcat> good shots | |
| <Lunki_> insane stunt bonus! | |
| <Barano> Rad | |
| <Lunki_> WHOOOAA | |
| <Lunki_> NELLY | |
| <Barano> Game pls | |
| <Barano> death game | |
| <Barano> physics happened | |
| <Lunki_> good ol' bridge clipping | |
| <Fitnig> what | |
| <Fitnig> action replay please | |
| <Barano> Yeah seemed like it was going pretty well | |
| <Lunki_> should have saved that one! | |
| <Barano> The pan is basically a bug that became a feature | |
| <Slowcat> such an anti climatic death | |
| <Lunki_> nice! | |
| <Barano> A good start | |
| <Barano> Try using your vacker reflexs :V | |
| <Barano> Well that was quick | |
| <Slowcat> rip | |
| <Yadde> Hello Suitepee, how's hungergames: twitch edition? | |
| <Lunki_> more like, china edition | |
| <Barano> NOBODY HERE AT ALL | |
| <Barano> Think it's a sniper up on the hill | |
| <Barano> luckily he has shite aim | |
| <Yadde> EZ GAME EZ LIFE | |
| <Barano> He ran out of skill | |
| <Barano> Those vaulting mind games confused the first guy | |
| <Barano> My blood pressure isn't enjoying this right now | |
| <Barano> also watch the blue | |
| <Barano> He could've just fucked off | |
| <Barano> haha, nice | |
| <Barano> top 10 boiii | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> holy fuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> nvm SCP | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> did update | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Dopefish__lives https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/278752878636826625/430035961393446912/1522574746631.png?width=1083&height=610 | |
| <Barano> Holy shit haha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> apparently there is also the roblox "oooof" when you die too | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> we need to play this | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> tonight | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so bad | |
| <Barano> so close man | |
| <Barano> 3rd is very impressive | |
| <a-> !forums | |
| <ncn> ugandan-173 | |
| <Ramstrong> just had a bath and my hands feel very dry and it's annoying me | |
| <Suitepee> brb | |
| <Barano> Thanks Suitepee | |
| <Ramstrong> you know when you have super dry hands and it feels like you have no grip? | |
| <Ramstrong> horrid | |
| <ncn> always clammy hands, the low-key superpower | |
| <JDA> thanks Suitepee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> also the ranks changed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> holy shit SCP TONIGHT | |
| <a-> you guys want to see more far cry or nobody interested? | |
| <Rumia> Far WHY | |
| <Rumia> Get that scp business organised lads | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> distant whimper | |
| <a-> oh SCP now, I'm down for that | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> NOT NOW | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> TONIGHT | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> IN 3 HOURS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Also a you missed my test stream | |
| <a-> ah that's a shame, is it in vacker vods? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah should be | |
| <ncn> also, Corruption of Champions 2 | |
| <Meryl> WHAT | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> YEAH | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @Youkai are you around | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> You know what, no. How about YOU say who will stream next! | |
| <IronBar> Yoddel | |
| <Yadde> what's that? | |
| <Yadde> you want more E:D on twitch? | |
| <a-> looks good, GUTSMANSASS, sounds and video quality are all good, chat interaction and personality seem fine, I'm sure if you keep putting out quality like this you'll be good to go | |
| <IronBar> April Fools, I didn't want your stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hah you sure got me | |
| <Yadde> april fool, I wouldn't have streamed E:D | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I should have streamed runescape for 8 hours | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> doing nothing but agility | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no interaction and bass boosted audio | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> "April fools lol" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> "give me streaming status" | |
| <Murgasmos> So whens SCP | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 3 hours | |
| <Murgasmos> wew | |
| <IronBar> Coincidentally | |
| <IronBar> Guts first stream was today on April 1st | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if I'm allowed i'll test stream SCP since I'm always up to stupid shit | |
| <a-> oh it is jokes day I never keep track of these thigns | |
| <Nephtunh> I give you 5 miuntes | |
| <Ramstrong> git sum original sin | |
| <Nephtunh> to wash your ass | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I want to stream an FPS of some kind too i think | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> unsure on what | |
| <ncn> duke nukem forever | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> don't have it | |
| <Green> I'm gonna stream | |
| <Green> lmao April Fools | |
| <I-H> :D | |
| <a-> what kind of FPS games do you like GUTSMANSASS ? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yadde stream today? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> any really | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I like tacticool tho | |
| <Aksu> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> How about ... Tòpso? :3c | |
| <I-H> :3c | |
| <Aksu> :3c | |
| <Lunki_> :3c | |
| <a-> GUTSMANSASS, rainbow six siege | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I mean I could but that'll be just filler | |
| <Rumia> I was thinking I could maybe beat Dark Messiah tonight | |
| <Rumia> Are the Xanacrew around | |
| <ncn> pull an april fools and take the lesser waifu | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i should stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> far | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> cry | |
| <Rumia> ncn amazing | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> (two) | |
| <maduin> (one) | |
| <ncn> (quatro) | |
| <Rumia> dootdootdoot | |
| <maduin> Ghatto enters | |
| <Murgasmos> Always around Rumia | |
| <maduin> I have to confess something. I love watching/reading youtube drama | |
| <Murgasmos> Because there is no Leannacrew, she's a shite | |
| <maduin> OnePunch Man in Netflix :O | |
| <Murgasmos> Far Cry 2 was some great fun, tho it had some very glaring issues | |
| <ncn> maybe leanna is a closet kink | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> watching train wrecks maduin is great | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you heard of wingsofredemption | |
| <Murgasmos> ncn maybe Xana is pure | |
| <maduin> no | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Murgasmos http://www.moddb.com/mods/dylans-far-cry-2-realism-mod | |
| <maduin> I'm watching Down the Rabbit Hole videoseries and now Spoony | |
| <ncn> a succubus that wants only vanilla sex | |
| <ncn> a travesty | |
| <maduin> also I have followed the whole Channel Awesome shit | |
| <ncn> dapper noodle | |
| <IronBar> What is with German eBay sellers and high prices | |
| <Murgasmos> ncn >not wanting a cuddlebus | |
| <IronBar> If someone asks for 15, a German will probably ask for 30 | |
| <Suitepee> ok the staircase guy only had a crossbow | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> down the rabbit hole is a legit great series | |
| <Suitepee> so i got lucky and bumped into two players who both used crossbows | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dude's voice is butter | |
| <Suitepee> also yeah maduin, I watched that rabbit hole episode w/ spoony. great stuff. | |
| <Murgasmos> GUTSMANSASS the combat was bearable, but what I really had an issue with was the instant respawning checkpoints coupled with the long-ass way you need to travel to every damn mission. >get a mission at the other side of the map >have to fight 200 checkpoints to get there >do the mission >have to fight the same 200 checkpoints again to get back >rinse and repeat | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah the mod fixes that | |
| <Murgasmos> Oh it does? From a quick glance, it looked like it just fixed the combat to be more realistic and hard | |
| <Murgasmos> That's bretty gud | |
| <Murgasmos> Might be a fun strimgame | |
| <maduin> wait Machinima still exists? | |
| <LarryLongbow> @qipz have you tried that poe thingy! | |
| <LarryLongbow> forgot the name! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Have any of you been fooled today! | |
| <Rumia> I made sure to sleep in past noon LarryLongbow! | |
| <Rumia> So now April Fool's is over! | |
| <ncn> you fooled yourslef | |
| <maduin> Guts is there any good video about wingsofredemption, like summary or something | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> not yet | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but jesus what a shit show | |
| <Yadde> by the way, what did you stream GUTSMANSASS? | |
| <Yadde> I was away for the past few days so I didn't catch it | |
| <maduin> Guts >throws his DualShock 4 controller to the wall with force | |
| <maduin> oh again | |
| <maduin> ...was that console he threw | |
| <IronBar> Rumia Skywind is cancelled | |
| <Nephtunh> why | |
| <Nephtunh> because of new engine? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Mass effect 1 Yadde | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> and XCOM 1 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Well | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> EU | |
| <Yadde> not EW? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> well | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Long war 1 | |
| <Rumia> Can't fool me IronBar | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but I won't be playing it again after the bullshit lmao | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> will play XCOM2 on stream | |
| <IronBar> Rumia Dark Messiah 2 was announced | |
| <Yadde> did you get told by RNG? | |
| <Rumia> IronBar LINK | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> very told | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> and very bullshit | |
| <Lunki_> I HELPED! | |
| <Yadde> 95% chance to miss | |
| <IronBar> My dad works at Arkane | |
| <IronBar> That's the link | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >aim rocket at ayylmaos >Decides to do a full 45 degree turn and aim it at the car and kill half my squad | |
| <IronBar> They're also making StarCraft 65 for the gamecube | |
| <ncn> pranks are supposeed to be funny, that wasn't funny irnobar | |
| <IronBar> It's a social experiment | |
| <Yadde> also GUTSMANSASS, you might not be the next streamer in here | |
| <Yadde> there's someone who's gonna beat you to it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh wait | |
| <ncn> what a yoke | |
| <maduin> its just a prank, brah | |
| <Yadde> yes | |
| <Lunki_> LMAO | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> holy fuuuuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed Yadde | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 407d 19h 5min 34sec (1y 42d) ago, Yądde played //dopefish.freeforums.org/skanniversary-7-t2934.html for 61 seconds | |
| <ncn> MOTHER OF FUCK | |
| <Lunki_> just a prank | |
| <IronBar> That's not Tapan Kaikki | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed -1 Yadde | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 547d 22h 35min 21sec (1y 182d) ago, Lunkí + Yądde (drinking) played NES gayms + Mega Man 2 for 2h 42min 44sec | |
| <Rumia> TAPAN KAIKKI | |
| <Murgasmos> >Yadde doing Jaggie Alliance 2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> what a time to be alive | |
| <Murgasmos> Is this the april fools prank of the year? | |
| <ncn> yagged alliance | |
| <Rumia> Tune in tune in | |
| <Rumia> aaa | |
| <Rumia> Why won't it tune in | |
| <Ramstrong> yadde alliance | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> because is ruse | |
| <Murgasmos> Wonkled Rumia | |
| <Lunki_> this is some meta shit right here | |
| <Rumia> NO | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Rusemia | |
| <Rumia> I'm so mad I could just stream right here | |
| <IronBar> STREAM HIJACK | |
| <Ramstrong> do it faggot | |
| <Rumia> I'll fuckin do it Yadde watch out | |
| <Yadde> am I live? | |
| <Yadde> I should be live | |
| <Rumia> Yes | |
| <Lunki_> I never played this game | |
| <Lunki_> but always like when Yadde plays it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ye | |
| <Barano> Just the webcam though | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yadde put yo dick away | |
| <Lunki_> game might be frozen, but webcam is on | |
| <Suitepee> i see no live | |
| <Suitepee> Yadde pls | |
| <Aksu> !totalplayed yadde | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Aksu: Found 18 entries, total playtime is 14h 58min 4sec. First entry 2375d 19h 29min 39sec (6y 185d) ago (Retro Game Challenge), Last entry 407d 19h 8min 59sec (1y 42d) ago (//dopefish.freeforums.org/skanniversary-7-t2934.html). Average stream length is 49min 54sec. | |
| <Lunki_> did you finish the community names Yadde | |
| <IronBar> Frames are dropping | |
| <Aksu> LIVE | |
| <Lunki_> now the game works Yadde | |
| <Lunki_> hello Yadde | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Yadde pls | |
| <IronBar> Clear the chat, it's lagging the stream | |
| <ncn> yadde sounds like a bitch | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this is a strange jagged alliance mod | |
| <maduin> Yadde sounds horrible | |
| <Suitepee> hello Rumia | |
| <Yadde> so yeah | |
| <Yadde> APRIL FOOLS | |
| <Lunki_> then Rumia is perfect voice for Yadde, ncn | |
| <ncn> höhö | |
| <Yadde> hihi | |
| <ncn> LEANNABOIS | |
| <Lunki_> Jagged Alliance of Might and Magic | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that better be an april fool | |
| <Suitepee> Penumbra spiders! | |
| <ncn> congratulatiozn, you fooled yourself | |
| <Dopefish__lives> GUTSMANSASS you fuck | |
| <ncn> quelaag incoming | |
| <IronBar> nobody's being fooled by this pre-recorded stream | |
| <Dopefish__lives> i'm killing chickens and goblins and burying bones ;_; | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what a fucking world | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lmao | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> what's your IGN | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Dunno | |
| <Murgasmos> shpoiders | |
| <Yadde> wave3:TRIMMING ARMOR FOR FREE | |
| <Dopefish__lives> oh, Dopefishy | |
| <IronBar> Vapespider | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> add HC KhemKhan | |
| <ncn> the vapentella | |
| <Lunki_> man, unironically Xtra has the best sour cream & onion chips | |
| <Murgasmos> Big shpoider's a cunt | |
| <IronBar> Are you sure this isn't a puzzle boss | |
| <Qipz> I haven't tried it LarryLongbow! | |
| <Murgasmos> Yes Lunki_ | |
| <maduin> Lunki_: really? What store sells those? | |
| <Sariel> broadway best | |
| <Yadde> Lunki_, I bought them | |
| <Yadde> they weren't that good | |
| <Yadde> I think Rainbow might be the one with the good ones | |
| <Lunki_> Prisma | |
| <ncn> lunki_ with a dash of poverty | |
| <Yadde> also Sale sells them too maduin | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> damn there are a lot of people in F2P | |
| <Murgasmos> You know you're poor when you have to resort to Xtra | |
| <Lunki_> I havent tried rainbow ones, but these are waybetter than taffel or estrella | |
| <Yadde> Murgasmos, Estrella Sourcream & Onion turned to shit ages ago | |
| <Yadde> if you want good ones | |
| <Yadde> you buy the cheap ones | |
| <Murgasmos> Yes | |
| <Murgasmos> But Xtra is still Xtra | |
| <Murgasmos> I have tasted Xtra apple juice and decided to never buy Xtra again | |
| <Murgasmos> Rainbow's alright | |
| <Lunki_> yeah, pretty much everything Xtra is shit, but these are quality | |
| <Yadde> Xtra kofi | |
| <Lunki_> Xtra ketchup is just tomato juice | |
| <Lunki_> or tomato flavored water | |
| <Lunki_> take little spiders as hostages to make momma spider back off! | |
| <ncn> summon maneater mildred to help you! | |
| <ncn> !larry | |
| <Murgasmos> a lot | |
| <ncn> shoot qipz! | |
| <Sariel> wait what | |
| <Sariel> I don't remember a big spider | |
| <ncn> it was wonkle city the last time too | |
| <Yadde> that's more like a praying manthis though | |
| <Murgasmos> It's when you go free Leanna from the negromancer hole she was thrown in Sariel | |
| <Yadde> with the claws | |
| <plaaplaa> Barano begoniabol https://youtu.be/4XikL_UYV7U | |
| <maduin> ERGH | |
| <maduin> GIANT SPIDERS | |
| <Murgasmos> It's optional, so unless you wanted to get the skillpoints and to kill Leanna yourself instead then you might've missed it Sariel | |
| <Sariel> is this like mandatatory to do | |
| <Sariel> ohhhh | |
| <Sariel> yeah I killed leanna iirc | |
| <Sariel> wait | |
| <Sariel> I don't know | |
| <Sariel> I don't remember this at all though | |
| <Murgasmos> rib | |
| <Lunki_> you dunnit again | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahahahahaha | |
| <Murgasmos> >died from fall damaghe | |
| <Venec> heya Rumia, boyos | |
| <Murgasmos> Hoi Venec | |
| <Venec> hit the weak spot for massive damage Rumia | |
| <Murgasmos> Also, hit the green underside spot for damage | |
| <Murgasmos> hahahahah | |
| <IronBar> At least this one doesn't fire laser beams Rumia | |
| <Sariel> cheeeeese | |
| <Sariel> reeee | |
| <Murgasmos> reeee | |
| <Murgasmos> Nah, it damages him. The bows just do shite damage | |
| <Slowcat> wheugh | |
| <Murgasmos> No clue tbh, I just hit the weak point for massive damage always | |
| <Sariel> your health is low, do you have food, or potions? | |
| <Murgasmos> ya killed it | |
| <Murgasmos> gud jerb | |
| <ncn> the only way to kill it was to let it live | |
| <ncn> how ironic | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lamo drallkan | |
| <Nadel> god damnit rumia why did you kill the big spider | |
| <Nadel> if you let it have its fun there's a special thing when you enter the final dungeon | |
| <Murgasmos> >bitch can't even say "I'll suck your dick" after you rescue her | |
| <Murgasmos> Xana best girl | |
| <Sariel> kill leanna | |
| <Noutaja> do it | |
| <Murgasmos> Kill leanna, then just load it and let her die to spiders | |
| <ncn> kill jeesta | |
| <IronBar> Kick her off a ledge | |
| <IronBar> Give her the adoring fan treatment | |
| <Venec> did we get rid of HER | |
| <Venec> in a sesne? | |
| <Venec> did she had a wonkle? | |
| <Murgasmos> The spider is having funtime Venec | |
| <Venec> neat | |
| <Venec> let the spider have its fun | |
| <Venec> spiders are humans also afterall | |
| <Murgasmos> u wot lad | |
| <IronBar> The canon now is Sareth went down, saw the Australian Spider, went nope and just left | |
| <IronBar> Not even because he is EVIL just straight up NOPE | |
| <Murgasmos> Almost as bad as sailing down and seeing an Australian IronBar | |
| <ncn> can't be australian, not enough swearing | |
| <Venec> that sounds fun | |
| <IronBar> ree | |
| <Nadel> begoniabol look a cute horse | |
| <Sariel> master detective | |
| <Venec> I linked her that Nadel | |
| <Venec> boy she didn't appreciate it | |
| <Venec> not one bit | |
| <Nadel> good man | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahah | |
| <IronBar> SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE | |
| <Venec> BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD | |
| <Nadel> reeeeee | |
| <Murgasmos> MILK FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES | |
| <maduin> LET THE GALAXY BUUUUUUURN | |
| <Murgasmos> weugh | |
| <Nadel> hahah | |
| <Venec> shall what? | |
| <Venec> TELL ME | |
| <IronBar> THE GREAT PEAS | |
| <LarryLongbow> The great peace! | |
| <Murgasmos> Ice spots make them slip, which is objectively the best use of the freeze spell | |
| <LarryLongbow> Prepare thyself! | |
| <Nadel> HEY PAL | |
| <Venec> "must've been rats" | |
| <Murgasmos> STRANGER | |
| <Venec> didn't the aztecs used to play footie | |
| <Venec> with severed heads | |
| <Venec> ? | |
| <Murgasmos> ye | |
| <Murgasmos> Might be mayans tho | |
| <LewishM> Skeleton war is over boys | |
| <LewishM> They recruited dinosaurs | |
| <LewishM> We fucking lost | |
| <Ghatto> The mayans what_ | |
| <Ghatto> Also morning dopechat | |
| <Venec> oh boy | |
| <Venec> the mexicans are coming out of the woodwork | |
| <Murgasmos> Played footie with severed heads Ghatto | |
| <Slowcat> ey Ghatto | |
| <Murgasmos> Either mayans or aztecs I | |
| <Venec> hi Ghatto | |
| <Murgasmos> I'm pretty sure* | |
| <Ghatto> ナイス | |
| <Venec> man xana | |
| <IronBar> NEVER | |
| <IronBar> DELET THIS SWORD | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahaha | |
| <Ghatto> Wait wrong kb | |
| <Ghatto> Nice | |
| <Venec> Ghatto you're our resident central america expert | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> LewishM you wanted to see my stream it's on VODs | |
| <Venec> who used to play footie with severed heads over there | |
| <Ghatto> Let me see...aztecs played a ball game and the winners were sacrificed to the gods by removing their hearts and severing their heads which rolled down through the steps of the pyramids | |
| <ncn> KA LI MA | |
| <Sariel> isn't that in road to eldorado | |
| <Sariel> the ball game | |
| <Venec> "removing hearts" sounds like every aztec pasttime ever | |
| <Venec> Scientists found out that the Maya used severed human heads as soccer balls to play games with when the mood hit them to do so. | |
| <Ghatto> But only with their captured enemies, Venec | |
| <Murgasmos> Ghatto finally, I can put my horrible skills at any sports to good use | |
| <Ghatto> Not with their own people | |
| <LarryLongbow> I heard about that! And the losing team lost their heads! Venec | |
| <Venec> Captives were often shown in Maya art, and it is assumed that these captives were sacrificed after losing a rigged ritual ballgame.[59] Rather than nearly nude and sometimes battered captives, however, the ballcourts at El Taj�n and Chichen Itza show the sacrifice of practiced ballplayers, perhaps the captain of a team.[60] Decapitation is particularly associated with the ballgame?severed heads ar | |
| <Venec> severed heads are featured in much Late Classic ballgame art and appear repeatedly in the Popol Vuh. There has even been speculation that the heads and skulls were used as balls.[61] | |
| <IronBar> goty | |
| <IronBar> *Currency mining feature not available for Nintendo Labo. | |
| <Ghatto> Dunno about Mayans per se, but Aztecs used rubber balls since they discovered the rubber tree | |
| <IronBar> :( | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> nice bois | |
| <Ghatto> IronBar April fools, lad | |
| <Venec> you know what you should've brought Rumia? Lyanna's corpse | |
| <ncn> did aztecs also discover fleshlights | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> CAN FINALLY PLAY THE FUCKIN GAME | |
| <IronBar> No Ghatto this is disgusting why can't I mine with my Labos | |
| <Sariel> whut | |
| <Murgasmos> >leanna survived | |
| <LewishM> When you go see big bang and it's fucking scaffolding. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> JEESUS | |
| <birdo> No bongs for the next few years too | |
| <Ghatto> Yer | |
| <Ghatto> I read that it was going to be under repairs for a few years | |
| <ncn> did london stop for 11 weeks of mourning | |
| <Meryl> Got some food, got some drinks, got some memes | |
| <LewishM> Fucking garbage mang | |
| <Meryl> I'm ready for SCP | |
| <Murgasmos> You only need the memes Meryl | |
| <Nephtunh> its a sign | |
| <Lunki> :blini: | |
| <Nephtunh> next thing u know it | |
| <Lunki> hehee | |
| <Nephtunh> theres an accident | |
| <Nephtunh> and bye bye big ben | |
| <Venec> combine got him sir | |
| <IronBar> Ghoulbine got em sir | |
| <ncn> FOINALE | |
| <Meryl> WHY ARE YOU SO CALM | |
| <Meryl> THE CITY IS ON FIRE | |
| <Nadel> protect duncan Rumia | |
| <Venec> hahaah | |
| <Meryl> hahah | |
| <Lunki> it keeps happening! | |
| <Nadel> waw | |
| <IronBar> NOO | |
| <Venec> wow xana | |
| <IronBar> DUNK-HAN | |
| <ncn> rip duncan idaho | |
| <Lunki> the curse remains unbroken | |
| <Ghatto> Ripperoni | |
| <Venec> don't worry ncn, they have spares | |
| <Meryl> Duncan, more like, Dead can | |
| <birdo> Did you forget your armor again? | |
| <ncn> i understood that reference | |
| <IronBar> [heavy breathing] | |
| <Meryl> THey removed that from Youtube Lunki_ ;_; | |
| <Sariel> cmon Rumia I did this level with a mage that only really used staff to hit shit | |
| <Sariel> you have supershields and shit | |
| <Meryl> Lightning will only give them more life, like Frankenstein | |
| <Murgasmos> The ghouls are shites and now you will meet many ghoulies from now on | |
| <IronBar> tfw skin-n-bones but hit harder than a cyclops | |
| !larry | |
| <Nadel> gg | |
| <Venec> no larry | |
| <Venec> all is lost | |
| <IronBar> Duncan was always dead | |
| <IronBar> Because he was dunked on in Undertale | |
| <Meryl> Duncaeon Master | |
| <Nadel> rekt | |
| <Venec> spikes to the rescue | |
| <Meryl> Kick them! | |
| <Meryl> >Miss them completely >THEY DODGED IT! | |
| <Venec> this will be a fun level | |
| <Meryl> Is there a spell of Ghoulish command? | |
| <Nadel> do you have fire traps Rumia | |
| <Nadel> ahahah | |
| <IronBar> Ghouls ascend time and space | |
| <Venec> there is no duncan, only ghoul | |
| <ncn> getting rekt by spindly bdsm slaves | |
| <Venec> ONLY GHOUL | |
| <Venec> hahaha | |
| <IronBar> >headbutted by gachi slave >ded | |
| <Nadel> this is turning into the morrowind mod creepypasta | |
| <Meryl> Are spells limited? | |
| <Meryl> AHA | |
| <Meryl> This is turning into For Honor | |
| <Meryl> Stun and kick over the ledge | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hows it going Rumia | |
| <Venec> haha | |
| <Venec> HAHAHA | |
| <Meryl> LONG LIVE THE KING | |
| <Dopefish__lives> HAHAHHA | |
| <Meryl> AHHAHAH | |
| <Nadel> HAHAHAHAHA | |
| <Dopefish__lives> What a time to tune in | |
| <Aksu> hahaha | |
| <ncn> hoist by your own petard | |
| <Dopefish__lives> W O N K L E D | |
| <IronBar> Maybe I should use the ladders | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> WONK | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> LED | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @Ska SCP tonight? | |
| <Murgasmos> No infinite spawns | |
| <Artless> morn | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia did you ever play Dying Light | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahaha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah the zombie one. It has a very similar kick mechanic to this game where there are spiked barricades and you kick zombugs into them | |
| <Nadel> Duncan would know what to do | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> kicking in vidya games are super satisfying | |
| <Artless> I don't like anyone in this chat, especially you Rumia | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahaha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Wait so how are you confused as to where to go you did already beat thsi game right | |
| <Meryl> See you in bed Artless | |
| <Murgasmos> Wow @Artless | |
| <Dopefish__lives> you've been playing it back to back | |
| <Murgasmos> Daggers of shite | |
| <Artless> easter fools | |
| <Meryl> Did you beat this game like Arin beat Majora's Mask once in his youth Rumia? :V | |
| <Dopefish__lives> no Meryl he beat it like 3 months ago | |
| <Dopefish__lives> tops | |
| <Dopefish__lives> on stream | |
| <Venec> no | |
| <Meryl> ohhh | |
| <Venec> a year | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and then just started playing it again | |
| <Dopefish__lives> straight after | |
| <Suitepee> speedrun when Rumia? | |
| <Sariel> !firstplayed Rumia g:Dark Messiah | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Sariel: 537d 21h 16min 39sec (1y 172d) ago, Rumía played Dark Messiah of Might and Magic for 2h 55min 15sec | |
| <Sariel> year and a half | |
| <Dopefish__lives> first played yeah sariel | |
| <Caligula> He's calling you out, Rumia. You ran like a pussy. | |
| <IronBar> Any% record is 21m44s | |
| <Dopefish__lives> but then it took him 14 months to beat | |
| <Sariel> he did finish projects then | |
| <Sariel> mostly on time | |
| <IronBar> Then there's Any% blacksmith hammer only, no major skips category, 1h08m10s | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahah | |
| <Suitepee> whats the Wonkle% IronBar | |
| <Venec> HEY PAL | |
| <Dopefish__lives> This shield seems OP as fuck | |
| <IronBar> TBA Suitepee | |
| <Sariel> the one two punch | |
| <Murgasmos> It's one of the best ones Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I was wondering if this was like NG+ | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and you started kitted out | |
| <Suitepee> yes denton | |
| <IronBar> civroll | |
| <Nutblox> mad flips | |
| <Dopefish__lives> mad FlippinKamikaze | |
| <Suitepee> but you did beat it | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So Rumia are you going ((wrong route)) this time? | |
| <Venec> goblin space program | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Or playing the correct one again | |
| <Dopefish__lives> good boy | |
| <ncn> hmmm https://i.redd.it/zmm8njqxobp01.jpg | |
| <Murgasmos> Only one viable route | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Wait his name is Saroth | |
| <Murgasmos> Sareth I think | |
| <Dopefish__lives> praise Saroth tbh | |
| <Sariel> sareth | |
| <Barano> Fuck saroth. | |
| <Murgasmos> >putting points into archery | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahah, look at this pleb and laugh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> This game is ug,lier than I remember, or at least not as well animated. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> source engine | |
| <Meryl> Aim for the eye | |
| <Venec> HEY PAL | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I want to see a total conversion for this | |
| <Dopefish__lives> where it's dark souls | |
| <Dopefish__lives> but with this gameplay | |
| <Venec> a cyclops? easy, ghouls on the other hand | |
| <Murgasmos> Dopefish__lives >PvP is just people kicking eachother | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia's health was droppnig low so I instictively ate some cooked beef GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Murgasmos> Top game | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ayy lmao | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'm safespotting blue dragons | |
| <Dopefish__lives> my favourite part of this game is the spider cave | |
| <Dopefish__lives> nice GUTSMANSASS | |
| <maduin> OH did Rumia kill the spider | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Queelag maduin? | |
| <maduin> big spider | |
| <maduin> WOW | |
| <maduin> Who is hotter, Quelaag or Shelob | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Quelaag | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hands down | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and not just because she's lava | |
| <Meryl> Fair lady :3 | |
| <Nutblox> is shelob the scorpion lady | |
| <Sariel> lotr spidrel | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what a fucking faggot | |
| <Nutblox> is maduin a spider | |
| <Meryl> Whos the gal? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> God she's so hot | |
| <Dopefish__lives> fuck I forgot how turned on this game made me | |
| <Dopefish__lives> wait I mean | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @Youkai | |
| <Dopefish__lives> no actually that's what I mean | |
| <Nadel> demon lady in protag's head Meryl | |
| <Nutblox> combine it with rumia's smooth voice, dopefish__lives | |
| <Meryl> Ah of course | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I've jizzed twice already since tuning in nutblox | |
| <Youkai> Reporting in @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Murgasmos> @Nutblox >imagining Xana saying WEUGH now | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> set up the SCP server will you mate | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> we'll be playing soonish | |
| <Youkai> Sure, gotta finish a game of OW | |
| <Venec> dammit Murgasmos, I'm trying so hard right now | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Murgasmos Venec she'd say it in such a demeaning and degrading way, like she'd be mocking you | |
| <Artless> It's the heavy, dog like breathing of the gimps isn't it Dopefish__Lives | |
| <IronBar> Pushed over by a zombie | |
| <Dopefish__lives> These guys have Prodigy hair | |
| <Dopefish__lives> smack my bitch up | |
| <ncn> smegma pizza :-DDD | |
| <IronBar> YABBA MY ICING | |
| !twitch | |
| <Artless> stupid wheelbarrow | |
| <Nutblox> implying hype | |
| <Nutblox> then again fo4 was hype | |
| <Nutblox> IT'S TRUE | |
| <Murgasmos> >killing Xana | |
| <Murgasmos> Absolutely haram | |
| <Murgasmos> >there are actually people alive in this world who chose Leanna | |
| <Venec> tbh I would just run through | |
| <Venec> and let the ghouls have their way with them | |
| <Venec> HAHA | |
| <ncn> gotta have that necro dick | |
| <Venec> HAHAHAAH | |
| <Nadel> AHAHAHABA | |
| <Aksu> hahaha | |
| <Noutaja> haha | |
| <Artless> HAHAHAHAHA | |
| <IronBar> Ghoulbine got em sir | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> RIP | |
| <Murgasmos> TOP NOTCH AI | |
| <birdo> HAHAHA | |
| <Artless> Just tell everyone the Ghouls did it | |
| <Suitepee> Excuse the game for a moment Rumia. | |
| <Artless> Oh those aren't burns, they're claw wounds. Claw wounds from the many ghouls that killed them. | |
| <Nadel> mmm, claw wounds | |
| <IronBar> DRAGON'S BLOOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN THERE? | |
| <IronBar> Sareth, the ghouls are on fire! | |
| <Nadel> uh... the return of the seventh dragon? | |
| <IronBar> SQUEEK | |
| <maduin> May I see it? | |
| <Artless> The return of the seventh dragon, in this day and age, in this part of the world, localized entirely within this city? | |
| <IronBar> >stealth >streets with billion ghouls | |
| <Nadel> read the description on the thief armour Rumia | |
| <Murgasmos> weugh | |
| <Artless> It's a sign, Rumia. Dual shields | |
| <maduin> Rumia: https://twitter.com/gamespot/status/980463548030771201 you have to see this | |
| <Sariel> haah | |
| <Nadel> bahaha | |
| <Venec> ahah | |
| <Youkai> @someone (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) (Sariel) SCP server going up | |
| <Nutblox> it just got linked maduin ! | |
| <Sariel> why me | |
| <maduin> NO IT DIDNT | |
| <maduin> FUCK YOU | |
| <Nutblox> LINK THIEF | |
| <Murgasmos> Can't hold duplicates of items @Artless, if you pick up another of the same item it just gets annihilated. Exception is regular shields that have health and can break | |
| <Nadel> TAFFER | |
| <Venec> ahahah | |
| <Ramstrong> team rocket's blasting off again Rumia | |
| <Nadel> top | |
| <Boomer> State of America | |
| <IronBar> Team Zombie's blasting off again | |
| <Youkai> Sariel, @someone (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━✿✿✿✿✿✿ (Cria) tags a random guy in chat | |
| <Artless> Been a long time since I played this, real bummer that then Murgasmos | |
| <Sariel> why me thog | |
| <maduin> Boomer, but its not transparent | |
| <Youkai> Fate | |
| <maduin> PERCY | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahahah | |
| <maduin> more like perc :D | |
| <maduin> perse :DD | |
| <Sariel> what's the scp server ip | |
| <maduin> Perseval :DD | |
| <Youkai> 84.55.85.78 sariel | |
| <Sariel> fenks | |
| <maduin> Antz > Bugs Life | |
| <Nadel> what about bee movie | |
| <Nutblox> antz: a drug dream | bugs life: a cartoon | |
| <Venec> everytime you like it gets faster | |
| <maduin> Everytime Rumia uses b-letter stream shows 10 seconds of Bee Movie | |
| <Murgasmos> This is the last dungeon | |
| <Meryl> This area reminds me of Theif Dark Project | |
| <Murgasmos> Can't remember how long it was | |
| <Nadel> 🅱 umia | |
| <maduin> yes | |
| <Murgasmos> Just beat it | |
| <maduin> IS THAT A DRAGON, IS THAT A WYVERN, COME ON LET ME SEE YOUR FACE | |
| <Nutblox> just beat it before SCP tho!! | |
| <Murgasmos> >not killing the shitter | |
| <Meryl> He absolutely sees you | |
| <Kalo> Rumia did you get the schematics i sent to you on Twitter? regarding the wiring issue? | |
| <Murgasmos> Yes, you can kill it Rumia | |
| <maduin> Ghatto: https://www.facebook.com/bloodstainedrotn/posts/1371570632988655 | |
| <birdo> always be Be'sing & Do'sing | |
| <Meryl> Shoot it with your fiery ass bow | |
| <Venec> you even had an objective flash "kill the pao kai" | |
| <Nadel> there's a ballista Rumia | |
| <Meryl> Daaaaaaaamn | |
| <maduin> LICH | |
| <Ghatto> maduin IronBar already posted it, lad | |
| <maduin> pretty cool | |
| <maduin> I would love to be lich | |
| <Venec> that | |
| <Venec> leg | |
| <Suitepee> whats possessed heather mason doing here? | |
| <Meryl> Best lich | |
| <maduin> :3 | |
| <maduin> yes | |
| <Lunki_> what a lich | |
| <Nutblox> Objective Done | |
| <Venec> that was a crap lich | |
| <maduin> but is Overlord's main character a lich? | |
| <Venec> tbh | |
| <Meryl> He's an Isekai | |
| <Venec> where's her poison staff | |
| <Venec> that shoots poison clouds | |
| <maduin> best isekai anime with Konosuba | |
| <Murgasmos> Crap lich, crap character Venec | |
| <Venec> with jolly rogers on them | |
| <Meryl> Aye | |
| <maduin> FINAL | |
| <maduin> DUNGEON | |
| <maduin> and ally yourself with papa :3 | |
| <maduin> cock :D ring :D | |
| <Venec> maybe save that for boss battle | |
| <Murgasmos> :-DD | |
| <Meryl> Limited to 1 ring? | |
| <Venec> Rumia | |
| <Nadel> this isn't Thi4f maduin | |
| <IronBar> >put on phoenix ring >lose it 5 seconds to ghoulinis | |
| <Venec> there's an actual dungeon | |
| <Venec> to beat | |
| <Venec> before boss | |
| <Murgasmos> Yeah, he only has 1 finger Meryl | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I forgot thi4f | |
| <Meryl> Thiaf | |
| <IronBar> AAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Venec> AAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Murgasmos> AAAAAAAAAAAa | |
| <Meryl> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <IronBar> HJELP MIG | |
| <maduin> oh this | |
| <Venec> fucking gachi ghost | |
| <ncn> catacombs of carthus | |
| <Meryl> Carthus Swag Sword | |
| <Meryl> Also | |
| <Meryl> Ishtar | |
| <Meryl> Yoooo | |
| <maduin> how do these necromancers always gather an army, how | |
| <maduin> are they rich | |
| <maduin> but | |
| <maduin> that guy wasnt dead | |
| <Murgasmos> 5000 POWER LICHES | |
| <maduin> I like this last dungeon | |
| <maduin> Radisher | |
| <Sariel> hah | |
| <Murgasmos> That hand | |
| <Artless> GOT ANY CHANGE | |
| <Meryl> RIP | |
| <Nadel> AAAAAAAA | |
| <Meryl> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Suitepee> AAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDNT I SAVE | |
| <IronBar> EXTREME HELP ME | |
| <maduin> AAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <IronBar> This area sort of looks like one of those Dark Souls 2 DLC areas | |
| <maduin> The first DLC | |
| <IronBar> wew | |
| <Nadel> noscoped | |
| <IronBar> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Sariel> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Meryl> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Nadel> AAAAAA | |
| <Aksu> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rumia each time he has to do this part | |
| <maduin> IronBar: Shulva - Sanctum City! | |
| <Ramstrong> @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ | |
| <maduin> had to google | |
| <maduin> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <IronBar> I think this is Rumia's inner monologue, not the game | |
| <ncn> WEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH | |
| <maduin> please Rumia save | |
| <maduin> please | |
| <Meryl> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <ncn> maybe he wanted you to prepare for an incredible luncheon | |
| <Nephtunh> all those gays | |
| <Meryl> Is he one of the Lich Kings? | |
| <IronBar> A Lich Ping now | |
| <Nadel> AAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Sariel> S H O C K W A V E S | |
| <Meryl> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Meryl> I'M ISHTAR | |
| <Venec> kicking tons of stone like it were barrels | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: Rumía has been playing Dark Messiah- Might and Magic (PC) for 1h 55min 37sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> well I dunno | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> whenever everyone is ready | |
| <Nadel> WEUGH | |
| <Murgasmos> So when Rumia fugs Xana GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Suitepee> SQUISH | |
| <maduin> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Suitepee> flesh pound you say..... | |
| <Meryl> RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES | |
| <Suitepee> he kind of looks a bit like the baron from doom 2016 | |
| <Venec> when doom wads streams Suite | |
| <Meryl> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <IronBar> REE | |
| <Meryl> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> can't you just run behind him? | |
| <Meryl> Alright | |
| <Meryl> Wouldn't Bow and arrow be better against him? | |
| <Suitepee> wont be any on here Venec | |
| <Venec> waaah shame | |
| <IronBar> maybe heal so you don't wonkle in one hit | |
| <Nadel> wew | |
| <Meryl> He'd still be wonkle hit | |
| <IronBar> splat | |
| <Suitepee> well people here arent too interested in doom wads Venec, but they are elsewhere ;) | |
| <Meryl> Proceed to hit yourself with that | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hnoooo | |
| <strogg> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> strogg: Rumía played Jagged Alliance 2 1.13 for 56 seconds, stopped 2h 2min 30sec ago | |
| <strogg> woahhh jagged alliance is so cool | |
| <Kalo> Rumia can me an topso adopt you? | |
| <Kalo> Only topso? | |
| <Meryl> UMM | |
| <Topso> muahahaha | |
| <Meryl> CAN TOPSO AND I ACTUALLY | |
| <Meryl> AUHUH | |
| <Topso> if I adopt Rumia do I get Meryl for free? | |
| <Kalo> Yes | |
| <Kalo> Meryl can live in the shed | |
| <Caligula> Little legs? | |
| <strogg> Meryl: I thought the same | |
| <Meryl> That would be too high standard for me Kalo | |
| <Kalo> Well, we want to give you the best life you can have | |
| <Kalo> We call it "the spider shed" | |
| <Meryl> Leave me by the tree and give me a rope | |
| <Topso> Meryl, dont say that ;_: | |
| <Meryl> So I don't escape of course | |
| <Kalo> ... | |
| <strogg> wew meryl | |
| <Meryl> I like self deprecating humor | |
| <Kalo> Rumia you should replace your bow, it's on fire and shit | |
| <Meryl> Rip | |
| <Nutblox> SLOWLY | |
| <Nutblox> COMING DOWN | |
| <Topso> hahahaha | |
| <Meryl> It all comes TUMBELING DOWN | |
| <Fitnig> waaaaaaaaaaaaaa- eeh- | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <Fridafuzz> Evening Rumia . I just saw another neighbourhood cat. It let me pet it :3 | |
| <Meryl> Ayy Fridafuzz | |
| <Suitepee> how nice Fridafuzz | |
| <Nadel> multiplayer was outsourced and bad | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @Youkai Post IP btw | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so we have it | |
| <Murgasmos> 84.55.85.78 | |
| <Fridafuzz> Eyo, Meryl | |
| <Youkai> ^ | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> alright cheers | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahaha | |
| <Suitepee> the plunging attack | |
| <Fridafuzz> He tanked it without a blink! | |
| <Suitepee> the most devastating move in the game | |
| <Meryl> Undress us wiith your flamesword Rumia | |
| <Topso> You there! | |
| <Meryl> YOU THERE, CHECK OUT THAT NOISE! | |
| <Fridafuzz> Crash? | |
| <Fridafuzz> oh | |
| <Meryl> WE'RE UNDER ATTACK, AVAST YE SWABS | |
| <Meryl> Rip | |
| <IronBar> ROASTED | |
| <Fridafuzz> You have to hit the fire with even stronger fire! | |
| <Meryl> UGH UGH UGH | |
| <Fridafuzz> You're the smurtest, Rumia | |
| <Fridafuzz> I have grown to appreciate this game | |
| <Meryl> Not so charming then are ya | |
| <Venec> HEY PAL? | |
| <Meryl> Me charm spells makes people run away | |
| <Sariel> AAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Meryl> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Murgasmos> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa | |
| <Fitnig> gojob | |
| <Venec> AAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Meryl> ISHTAAAAAAAAAAAR | |
| <Nadel> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Fridafuzz> No, it was because you make it so cute and wonkly, Rumia | |
| <Ramstrong> gg Rumia | |
| <Fitnig> limbo | |
| <Fitnig> Report that tp the devs Rumia | |
| <Ramstrong> oh by the way Rumia i have Salt if you wanted to try that again sometime | |
| <Boomer> Oh shit is this dark souls 2 | |
| <Fridafuzz> First person Dark Souls would be an experience | |
| <Fitnig> WOOPING 10 VITALITY | |
| <Fitnig> This is ds 10 | |
| <Fitnig> Nito soon | |
| <Meryl> Rest in one of the sarcophaguses (?) and become a gravelord | |
| <Fridafuzz> Sarcophagi, Meryl , but good going | |
| <Meryl> t-thanks | |
| <Fridafuzz> Words are important, Meryl , we both know this | |
| <Meryl> Aye | |
| <Nutblox> the amount of enemies does remind me of das2 🤔 | |
| <Fridafuzz> You rang his bell good | |
| <Fridafuzz> The subtle t-posing | |
| <maduin> I WAS FROZEN TODAY :DD | |
| <Venec> these liches are pushovers | |
| <Meryl> Worst meme maduin | |
| <maduin> Meryl: forced, I think it was done by Nostalgia Critic | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's time | |
| <Meryl> Oh yeah | |
| <Meryl> Absolutely was | |
| <Venec> haha | |
| <Venec> hahahah | |
| <Venec> this game | |
| <Fitnig> Z U C C | |
| <Topso> omg so white | |
| <Murgasmos> >no lockpicking | |
| <Murgasmos> wew | |
| <Murgasmos> Gotta get them sekrits mang | |
| <Nadel> rumia has like 20 skill points | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> how close? | |
| <Venec> don't spend them on lockpicking | |
| <Nutblox> what woff | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh well | |
| <Nadel> AAAAAAA :( | |
| <Venec> he'll spend an eternity in a gachi dungeon | |
| <Topso> I kinda like the walking sound | |
| <Nutblox> how hard can eternal torment be? | |
| <Topso> its cozy | |
| <Murgasmos> The saving Private AAAAAAAAAAAa only helps with getting through that big door thing where you fight liches anyway, it turns 1 lich on your side | |
| <Topso> tiptap | |
| <Murgasmos> wew | |
| <Murgasmos> That majestic miss | |
| <Artless> Sareth with his crazy transformation, Succubus Xana's gonna need her domination. If she hears Leanna's lame protestations there'll be trouble in town tonight | |
| <Nadel> wew | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> SARRRRRRRRETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Succubus Xana! I was, uh- powerkicking my way down to the crypts! Isometric skill points, care to join me? | |
| <Artless> Why are there holy weapons in your inventory | |
| <Murgasmos> ^ | |
| <Nutblox> try not to get boned! | |
| <Fridafuzz> Bone durgen :D | |
| <Murgasmos> That is one retort dargon | |
| <Topso> Bone dragons are so cool | |
| <ncn> i'd bone a dragon | |
| <maduin> Oh, those arent holy, its fire, fire from the fire weapons we are using | |
| <maduin> MMMM fire weapons | |
| <Murgasmos> Nah, the holy weapons are in his inventory maduin | |
| <Fridafuzz> I like how bird-like his face is | |
| <Nadel> ok | |
| <Artless> I hope you're ready for citizen stunning lightning weapons | |
| <Topso> Would be kinda painful to ride a dragon, I mean just getting a saddle on would be hard | |
| <Topso> can't be comfortable to fly on | |
| <Nadel> well Arantir, I made it - despite your army of undead | |
| <Fridafuzz> Just got back from watching The Shape of Water. Boy was Doug Jones given another amazing costume | |
| <Fitnig> Prepare for the great "piece". | |
| <Fitnig> Lewd | |
| <maduin> Fridafuzz: good movie | |
| <maduin> I liked it | |
| <Artless> Demonspawn Sareth, I hope you're ready for an unforgettable showdown! | |
| <Nephtunh> why is Rumia making grunting sounds, he's not the one wielding the heavy sword | |
| <maduin> thankfully it didnt use couple plot points I was waiting for | |
| <Topso> he is a stealth mage?! thats cheating Rumia | |
| <Fridafuzz> Yeah, I enjoyed it a lot. What are you referring to, maduin ? | |
| <Nadel> if only you had a ranged weapon | |
| <Topso> please don't post spoilers here | |
| <ncn> WAH | |
| <maduin> posted in pm :3 | |
| <Fridafuzz> Yeah, you can tell me out of main chat, maduin | |
| <Fridafuzz> Neat :) | |
| <Nephtunh> try hitting the dragon with a bow | |
| !larry | |
| <Topso> You can do it Rumia !! | |
| <Topso> YAY! | |
| <Nadel> hrrmm | |
| <Topso> YOU DID IT Rumia !! | |
| <Venec> two times Rumia beat this game and two times he cheesed it | |
| <maduin> CONGRATS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Rumia it literally just said use the skull | |
| <Murgasmos> DAD | |
| <Venec> fuck off dad | |
| <Nephtunh> Rumia cheated | |
| <Nephtunh> this doesnt count | |
| <Nadel> ugh, DAD | |
| <Meryl> SEX THE DEMON | |
| <Nephtunh> WHAT | |
| <Murgasmos> Now you seal your dad | |
| <Nephtunh> worst ending | |
| <Murgasmos> You put it on the altar to seal your dad or you go and give it to dad for a happy family reunion | |
| <Nephtunh> this reminds me | |
| <Nephtunh> of some other game | |
| <ncn> anime af | |
| <Nephtunh> did you win | |
| <Venec> can you just | |
| <Venec> bolt with the skull | |
| <Venec> and pawn it off | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> GAME OVER YEAHHHHH | |
| <Topso> Nice work Rumia | |
| <IronBar> 32 viewers | |
| <Nephtunh> 32 idiots | |
| <Murgasmos> The only real ending is giving the skull to dad | |
| <Fridafuzz> Skipping and holding hands, Rumia ? | |
| <ncn> l-lewd | |
| <Murgasmos> And going on wacky world conquering family hijinks with dad | |
| <Venec> (krysalide) | |
| <Nephtunh> Rumia when will you stream another game | |
| <Venec> ^ | |
| <Nutblox> when will you stream the sequel? | |
| <Venec> ahue | |
| <Venec> well, there's xana in homm 6 | |
| <Topso> Gonna go shower | |
| <Murgasmos> Except the game was pretty shite Venec | |
| <Nephtunh> Bill Money has a lotta bills to pay | |
| <Venec> never played it, stopped at 5th | |
| <Venec> which was p. good | |
| <ncn> FUG | |
| <Venec> WONKLED | |
| <IronBar> APRIL FOOLS | |
| <Nadel> Rumia..... | |
| <Meryl> Cheers Rumia | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> S C P | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> SCP | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> S C P | |
| <Artless> Thanks Rumia | |
| <ncn> P C P | |
| <ncn> thansk rumia | |
| <Venec> thx Rumia | |
| <Aksu> Thanks Rumia | |
| <Nadel> thanks Rumia | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Thanks Rumia | |
| <Suitepee> cheers Rumia | |
| <IronBar> Thanks Rumia | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 84.55.85.78 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @everyone SCP time | |
| <IronBar> Essaypee | |
| <Nephtunh> suitepee containment platform | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> someone gonna stream it? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Put the server in tpoic pls | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 84.55.85.78 | |
| <Fridafuzz> topic | |
| <Nutblox> secure, contain, meme | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> they went full meme | |
| <Nephtunh> secure contain pee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> someone put it in the topic | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> or stream it | |
| <Murgasmos> These fucking class-names | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Suitepee Ska | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> a- | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> There's no such thing as too much Q livelive! | |
| <birdo> Where scp | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 84.55.85.78 | |
| <Fridafuzz> SCP mustn't die | |
| <birdo> Gib scp | |
| <I-H> GUTSMANSASS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I-H | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Alternatively I can stream it | |
| <I-H> where was your test stream? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this morning | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> afternoonish | |
| <Meryl> Is this April Fools edition of SCP? | |
| <I-H> !lastplayed guts | |
| <GoaLitiuM> I-H: 6h 52min 1sec ago, Gutsman played X-COM Enemy Unknown: Long War for 1h 25min 41sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you joining us I-H | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed guts -1 | |
| <I-H> !lastplayed -1 guts | |
| <GoaLitiuM> I-H: 160d 1h 28min 58sec ago, Qipz, Ilga. GUTSMAN and O U T T I S played Golf It (With your frenemies) for 2h 48min 56sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> huh | |
| <I-H> I've got a stellaris game going I'm afraid | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !latplayed -1 GUTSMANSASS | |
| <IronBar> Multi-stream drifting I-H | |
| <IronBar> Multi-game streaming | |
| <Nutblox> it's more free than stuff on good old games | |
| <I-H> I was thinking of letting GUTSMANSASS stream it | |
| <IronBar> free? you won't feel anything playing it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I mean I can if you want | |
| <I-H> y'all better be taking notes!! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Dopefish__lives | |
| <IronBar> You won't achieve feelings of pride and accomplishment | |
| <Rumia> Somebody STREAM it though | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I CAN IF I'M ALLOWED | |
| <Ska> i can stram if guts rather just play, otherwise have fun | |
| <birdo> Where stram | |
| <IronBar> open strm | |
| <I-H> main stream turn on | |
| <IronBar> How are you gentlemen | |
| <IronBar> CHAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ska might be easier if I stream tho | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> since ping | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I wouldn't mind showing my mad skillz off too | |
| <Ska> then just do it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> alright, change the topic | |
| <Kips> to? | |
| <Barano> >prepare your ass | |
| <Fridafuzz> Prepare your ass for ass strim | |
| <Rumia> Alright GUTS | |
| <Rumia> Live live | |
| <IronBar> Nickelodeon GUTS SCP edition | |
| <plaaplaa> Fridafuzz begoniabol weird bitey doggo https://youtu.be/XCmYHb9lbv4 | |
| <Fridafuzz> Is squeaky doggo, plaaplaa | |
| <Rumia> yeah itys gpood | |
| <Fridafuzz> You're good, GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Murgasmos> I always knew you were black GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Fridafuzz> If the game is still going in a couple of hours, I will join. But I've got some cheeky worm armageddon to tend to | |
| <kreggur> would join, but can't due to being at parents house | |
| <Fridafuzz> More like a couple weeks, GUTSMANSASS ;) | |
| <Fridafuzz> He protecc, maduin | |
| <maduin> what | |
| <Rumia> welp | |
| <maduin> what was that sound | |
| <Suitepee> sup GUTSMANSASS | |
| <a-> scp time? | |
| <Suitepee> will be fun to see the new changes, havent played this in a few weeks | |
| <Rumia> barano... | |
| <Fridafuzz> Of course barano would play that | |
| <maduin> why win if you dont even win hats | |
| <Barano> I see no issues with my choice of music | |
| <Fridafuzz> slut | |
| <plaaplaa> @Barano begoniabol Fridafuzz https://youtu.be/o8trNWSOZ78 | |
| <Fridafuzz> Just the name Holland lop is wonderful, plaaplaa | |
| <Barano> is good bunbuns | |
| <plaaplaa> aren't all bunbuns good bunbuns | |
| <Barano> Yes | |
| <Fridafuzz> It's a Peanut bunny! He must be the new mascot for SCP! | |
| <a-> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: GUTSMANSASS test stream | Game: SCP: Secret Laboratory | SCP server: 84.55.85.78 | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Nutblox> u are mute @a- | |
| <a-> my mic is not working? | |
| <a-> well I'm dead | |
| <Nutblox> just saw it flashing | |
| <Nutblox> yeh, nothing | |
| <a-> gonna reset the game | |
| <Rumia> Geneva Jail | |
| <Rumia> Jaileva | |
| <a-> easter fools day | |
| <birdo> Time to make a fool out of those scientist bitches | |
| <Rumia> Seems like a lot of work for just a one day joke, changing all this | |
| <Rumia> a- don't talk like that | |
| <a-> what else did they change besides the names? | |
| <Nutblox> you'll see | |
| <Rumia> DED | |
| <Nutblox> which doom mod is pee playing | |
| <Suitepee> game crashed | |
| <Suitepee> how many hp you take in damage GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Suitepee> i shot you in the head 4-5 times | |
| <Ska> I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHOEVER GETS TO LARRY'S ROOM JUST PUSH THE BUTTON | |
| <Ska> NEP | |
| <Ska> PUSH THE BUTTON | |
| <Ska> Nephtunh: PUSH THE BUTTON | |
| <Ska> AAAAAA | |
| <Ska> JUST PUSH IT I ALREADY SAC'D MYSELF | |
| <Ska> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Rumia> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Thorberix> Hahahah | |
| <birdo> Aaaaa | |
| <Nephtunh> WHAT IS HAPPENING | |
| <Nutblox> pained ska noises | |
| <birdo> Phantom pain | |
| <Nephtunh> how do you switch channels guys | |
| <Nephtunh> please help | |
| <Nephtunh> I am scared | |
| <Rumia> AAAAAAAAA | |
| <Rumia> I think its scroll Nephtunh? | |
| <Rumia> WOOP WOOP | |
| <Ska> haha who was it that killed me? | |
| <EJ-DVi> God damn guts | |
| <Rumia> Guts rolling bluff | |
| <EJ-DVi> Nutblox not giving two fucks | |
| <EJ-DVi> NEEERRRRDDDDDD | |
| <Rumia> Damn GUTSMANSASS did that look different in your head | |
| <Rumia> Ahahahahahaha | |
| <Rumia> I'm crying | |
| <EJ-DVi> My sides | |
| <Rumia> This is why people pick on nerds | |
| <EJ-DVi> This is why you don't | |
| <EJ-DVi> They just go full colombine when they have the chance | |
| <Nutblox> OOF! | |
| <Rumia> OOF | |
| <EJ-DVi> Great job | |
| <Rumia> Start charging that boi up | |
| <EJ-DVi> You killed the rescue squad | |
| <Rumia> That sounds good | |
| <Rumia> IF ONLY YOU LEFT THAT D BOY ALIVE | |
| <Rumia> HMM | |
| <Murgasmos> crashg | |
| <Nephtunh> HELP | |
| <Nephtunh> I AM NERD | |
| <Murgasmos> I pray for you Nephtunh | |
| <Rumia> It must get so annoying listening to sadboi crying all the time | |
| <Murgasmos> It is Rumia, playing as sadboi is best/worst | |
| <Rumia> AAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Rumia> Can you hear the PA system when in that void dimension | |
| <Rumia> Fucking hell thats horrifying | |
| <Rumia> what | |
| <Meryl> Rip GUTSMANSASS | |
| <EJ-DVi> Guts was OP, one week ban | |
| <Rumia> God damn aghahhaha | |
| <Rumia> Thanks GUTSMANSASS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wel lthat SUCKED | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> feel free to topic | |
| <Rumia> Ska you can pick it up pick it up pick it up | |
| <a-> what happened GUTSMANSASS ? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I got the admin password wrong | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so it kicked and banned me | |
| <Suitepee> :( | |
| <Viilipurkki> basically GUTSMANSASS banned himself a- | |
| <Sariel> can't Youkai unban him? | |
| <a-> lol | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> congratulations | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you played yourself | |
| <a-> Ska should be able to unban right? | |
| <Meryl> wew | |
| <RandomMarine> RIP | |
| <Nephtunh> thanks for game guys | |
| <Nephtunh> it was very fun | |
| <Nephtunh> time to sleep | |
| <Nephtunh> I wish I had any idea whats happening | |
| <Rumia> WE STILL LIVE OUT HERE | |
| <Rumia> REAL SCPHOURS | |
| <Rumia> hellohelo | |
| <Nephtunh> Ska, are you the admin | |
| <Rumia> Fucking FlippinKamikaze ahahah | |
| <Nephtunh> did guts get banned | |
| <Viilipurkki> he technically banned himself Nephtunh | |
| <Nephtunh> who can unban him | |
| <Viilipurkki> Youkai propably | |
| <Nephtunh> what is the bird scp called | |
| <Nephtunh> Im gonna read on this | |
| <Rumia> THAT TRANSITION | |
| <Rumia> KUYAHHI | |
| <Nephtunh> Ska, try opening the door | |
| <Nephtunh> Ska, can you spawn a gun for arch | |
| <Nephtunh> cmon do it | |
| <Nephtunh> AHAHAH | |
| <Nephtunh> so has anyone managed to leave in this Ska | |
| <Nephtunh> a cup | |
| <Rumia> Lots of cups | |
| <Rumia> ANOTHA CUP | |
| <Nephtunh> hes gonna stack some cups | |
| <Nephtunh> now we wait | |
| <Nephtunh> so how did that chaos guy get that huge ass laser Ska | |
| <Nephtunh> when we camped | |
| <a-> it's in one of the rooms I think | |
| <Nephtunh> I tried to block the shot with my body | |
| <Nephtunh> but I think I shouldve just closed the door | |
| <Nutblox> fuck a- i thought you were just memeing in there | |
| <a-> what do you mean? | |
| <a-> what do you meme | |
| <Rumia> RAISE YOUR DONGERS | |
| <Ska> check your inventory a | |
| <birdo> Time to reentry for that chinese space thing is < 2 hours http://www.aerospace.org/CORDSuploads/TiangongStoryboard.png | |
| <Ghatto> Reset your buttons, Ska | |
| <RandomMarine> KUYASHI | |
| <Nephtunh> a-, do you have some cups | |
| <Nephtunh> can you give him more stuff Ska | |
| <Nephtunh> poor arch | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: Ska+Everyone | Game: SCP Secret Laboratory | SCP server: 84.55.85.78 | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Nephtunh> ahahaha | |
| <Nephtunh> godamnit arch | |
| <Nutblox> :feelsapuapustajaman: quality game design | |
| <Sariel> are you genuinely stuck arch | |
| <Nephtunh> a-, do you have room in your inventory | |
| <a-> I have 7 slots in my inventory | |
| <Nephtunh> ska just get out ant wait for him on the other door | |
| <Rumia> hellohel- | |
| <Nephtunh> you should be able somehow unlock that door | |
| <Nephtunh> Ska, what larry button were you talking about earlier | |
| <Nephtunh> oh | |
| <a-> the super gun can only shoot once? | |
| <Nephtunh> we gave you all the tools you needed arch | |
| <Sariel> YUP | |
| <a-> well fug | |
| <Nephtunh> ok time for sleep for real now | |
| <Nephtunh> very fun game, will join you guys next time | |
| <RandomMarine> NEEEEEEERRRRRRRDDD | |
| <Nutblox> SKA YOU FOOL | |
| <a-> yea I actually crafted the gun into a super gun, but I didn't know you could only shoot it once | |
| <Nutblox> o nooo | |
| <RandomMarine> oof | |
| <Meryl> ta for fun games | |
| <Suitepee> ill keep watching the stream though | |
| <Suitepee> fun games | |
| <EJ-DVi> Fitnig: hi http://i.4cdn.org/a/1522597017732.jpg | |
| <Fitnig> I'm chocolate | |
| <Fitnig> So I like that one | |
| <EJ-DVi> HERSHEY'D | |
| <Nutblox> j-join the game | |
| <Suitepee> TACTICAL NUKE! | |
| <Nutblox> it's free | |
| <Suitepee> :) | |
| <a-> I knew I shoulda shot him | |
| <Sariel> THANK for games | |
| <Sariel> I'm done for the night | |
| <Suitepee> gotta end with a lil' ol dogpee | |
| <a-> how did you feel about that warp Sariel ? | |
| <Sariel> what warp | |
| <Rumia> Thanks ska | |
| <Sariel> the grinder room fuck | |
| <Suitepee> cheers Ska | |
| <Nutblox> slide into another stream | |
| <a-> right when you were escaping lol | |
| <Sariel> I didn't know the way out anyway | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> wait, so like | |
| <Sariel> just tried to see where it went | |
| <Thorberix> Thanks for the fun guys, and thanks for the server Youkai | |
| <Sariel> it doesn't seem to work the same way anymore | |
| <Sariel> seems to be some limitation to it | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> GUTSMANSASS banned himself from JUST SCP, right? I'm trying to see if it can be fixed, and it looks like it's a steam bannable offense?!?! | |
| <Sariel> I wanted to mark the larryroom but it didn't let me | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> or am I jumping to conclusions | |
| <Nutblox> it was bugged for me too i think the april fools patch ruined the sprite Sariel | |
| <Nutblox> teleport sprite | |
| <Sariel> yeah, it did work though | |
| <Sariel> just not always | |
| <Sariel> and it didn't spawn the mark | |
| <Barano> Thanks for scp people | |
| <Sariel> pretty happy I actually got to kill people with larry this time | |
| <Sariel> last time I caught I-H like three times | |
| <Sariel> and he made it out always | |
| <Sariel> felt like ass | |
| <Nutblox> sneaky | |
| <KingofEngland> morning guys | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> seems like a temp ban FlippinKamikaze | |
| <Nutblox> some servers clean up the corpses so you can't tell which rooms are safe | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's not perma | |
| <Suitepee> sup KingofEngland | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> think you're reading too much into it m8 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> just don't worry FlippinKamikaze | |
| <a-> Sariel, yea larry I think is the weakest SCP personally, I think some people might say it's peanut, but larry has so many disadvantages | |
| <a-> I guess at least he can go in the grinder room | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> damn, that's still butts | |
| <Sariel> larry is fine with other scps but soloing with him is pretty damn hard | |
| <Sariel> then again, same stuff with peanut 1v7 | |
| <Sariel> you might have a bit better chance though | |
| <Sariel> then plague doc and sadboi are good regardless | |
| <Suitepee> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> You know what, no. How about YOU say who will stream next! | |
| <Suitepee> ill choose a- then | |
| <a-> oh yea you want to see some far cry? | |
| <Suitepee> which one | |
| <Suitepee> and sure | |
| <Rumia> Go for it | |
| <a-> the new one | |
| <Rumia> live# | |
| <Rumia> How much do I have to donate a- | |
| <Fridafuzz> Change the topic, a- ? | |
| <Fridafuzz> There we go | |
| <Fridafuzz> That arrowhead looks like many much pain | |
| <Fridafuzz> Rattlesnek :3 | |
| <Fridafuzz> Such a cutie | |
| <Rumia> no step on snek | |
| <Barano> I thought she was hunting with an RPG 7 then | |
| <Rumia> Who are the peggies a- | |
| <Fridafuzz> Pilgrims? | |
| <Barano> That would be my guess | |
| <Barano> Either that or they're a strap on cult | |
| <Barano> >having 5 friends | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if I was banned FlippinKamikaze I would also be straight up banned | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> for example | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'm stil laround on steam so | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> mregh | |
| <Rumia> Raaaaa | |
| <Suitepee> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK | |
| <Fridafuzz> Of course his name is Zip | |
| <EJ-DVi> Me and you are gonna FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK | |
| <Barano> Would you really want a guy who shoots flames following you around with this AI? | |
| <Rumia> Did he just fly | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <Barano> Damn antigrav bears | |
| <Youkai> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: a- | Game: Farcry 5 (PC) | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Fridafuzz> Poor beasties | |
| <Barano> Not the cows! | |
| <Rumia> Cows :( | |
| <Rumia> LarryLongbow dont look, arch is killing cows | |
| <Suitepee> cows and cows and cows | |
| <Fridafuzz> Flashbacks to the cow level in Diablo | |
| <Rumia> I like this guy | |
| <Rumia> Stick with him | |
| <Suitepee> throw can? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Your moos give me the fuzzies, a- | |
| <birdo> Mooo | |
| <Fridafuzz> Sad moo | |
| <Fridafuzz> You're adorable, a- | |
| <Fridafuzz> Mooo :3 | |
| <Rumia> AMERICA | |
| <Barano> I'm out. Want to die and work in the morning. Enjoy Crying Fars, thanks for strim | |
| <Fridafuzz> Seems like you're hunting cougars after all | |
| <Suitepee> see you Barano | |
| <Fridafuzz> Almost feels proggy | |
| <Fridafuzz> Have you had the doggo friend with you yet, a- ? | |
| <Suitepee> you mean Boomer? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Yes, Suitepee | |
| <Fridafuzz> The good boy | |
| <Fridafuzz> :D | |
| <Fridafuzz> Boomer must live | |
| <Fridafuzz> Or The Nostalgia Critic will get sad | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh no! | |
| <Fridafuzz> Co-oping this game looks like lots of fun. Would join if I had the dosh | |
| <Fridafuzz> I want all those animal buddies. | |
| <Fridafuzz> I want to ride Cheeseburger into battle | |
| <Fridafuzz> Shotgun suppressors are a real thing for sure | |
| <birdo> LarryLongbow http://www.aerospace.org/CORDSuploads/TiangongStoryboard.png Off the coast of South America | |
| <Fridafuzz> Wingsuit is awesome | |
| <birdo> Wingsuit? Are there even places to jump off of? | |
| <birdo> GG | |
| <Fridafuzz> slow clap | |
| <birdo> But sinning is too much fun | |
| <Fridafuzz> "Please stop sinning while I am singing!" | |
| <Fridafuzz> He shot out your own windshield. Good going, dude | |
| <Fridafuzz> Can the animals revive you, I wonder | |
| <birdo> no dicks no butts | |
| <begoniabol> off to bed, goodnight everyone | |
| <Fridafuzz> Crawling off to bed now. Thanks for stream and remember to try the wingsuit, a- | |
| <birdo> Would you want a truck in real life? | |
| <EJ-DVi> Only if I can attach a minigun on the bed | |
| <EJ-DVi> YIIIIHAAWWWW | |
| <birdo> The future of VR | |
| <EJ-DVi> a-: YOU CLICKED IT DIDN'T YOU?! | |
| <birdo> Though if you're the dude with the truck then all your friends will be asking you to move their shit | |
| <EJ-DVi> a-: you saw the future | |
| <EJ-DVi> Welcome to the waifu age | |
| <EJ-DVi> Cybersex with other men with anime avatars | |
| <birdo> Showing off the features of the avatar | |
| <birdo> so after you cast you pull in line by tugging the slack but somehow all the slack is on the reel the moment a fish is hooked. My immersion | |
| <birdo> prepper's house of jumpscares | |
| <birdo> Watch your hand animations during fishing. | |
| <EJ-DVi> The fuck is this? | |
| <EJ-DVi> Are those corpses? | |
| <Suitepee> well im off to sleep. have fun a-! | |
| <EJ-DVi> a-: do it faggot | |
| <EJ-DVi> Do the story | |
| <a-> Fujiko, last call for co-oping story | |
| <Fujiko> why last call | |
| <a-> cause I'm doing it with or without you | |
| <Fujiko> well, i guess go on without me then, im in the middle of shit atm | |
| <Fujiko> like worse comes to worse youll join mine | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has been streaming fillers for 35min 57sec. a- played Farcry 5 (PC) for 1h 55min 45sec | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: nobody has touch my spaghett for 48min 28sec. a- played Farcry 5 (PC) for 1h 55min 45sec | |
| <DerSandmann> touch my spaghett | |
| <DerSandmann> Any way to see the streams in like a timeline | |
| <birdo> There's http://played.vacker.tv | |
| <DerSandmann> is there like an API | |
| <birdo> I don't think so | |
| <a-> overwatch is a game where everyone just refuses to play well or work together | |
| <birdo> It's hard getting teams to not be shits. It's hard enough to get people to shoot the floor in splatoon | |
| <birdo> Did you see Fitnig's big blueballs bee video, Ska? | |
| <Ska> dunno | |
| <Ghatto> Hahah | |
| <Ska> oh yeah | |
| <Ghatto> Fucking hell | |
| <Ghatto> Mom's spaghetti | |
| <a-> splatoon is head and shoulders above overwatch in that regard though birdoo, maybe because it's a simpler game | |
| <birdo> The face of the fallen manlet | |
| <Ghatto> Rupperoni | |
| <Fujiko> ses | |
| <Ghatto> Hahah | |
| <Ghatto> chika | |
| <Ghatto> That melon slap | |
| <Ghatto> Oh god | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <Fujiko> BOBBY ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| <Ghatto> Oh boy | |
| <Ghatto> PEPSI MAAAAAN | |
| <RandomMarine> Fucking half-life footsteps go with everything | |
| <Fujiko> can i have a link to this | |
| <DerSandmann> hi | |
| <DerSandmann> loli voice | |
| <Ghatto> hahah | |
| <DerSandmann> fucking hell | |
| <Ghatto> Man...the amount of work for that | |
| <DerSandmann> looks copied a lot from the inkling one Ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> Chat went smash | |
| <Ska> IT COULDA BEEN YOU | |
| <DerSandmann> bobobobbobobo | |
| <birdo> This is the fresh shit | |
| <Ghatto> Hahaha | |
| <Ghatto> Donkeh | |
| <Ghatto> What the fuck | |
| <DerSandmann> p gooood | |
| <Ghatto> Fokken hell | |
| <Ghatto> Wew | |
| <Ghatto> BEAR COURT IS IN SEASON | |
| <DerSandmann> LOLI BEARS | |
| <Ghatto> (couldn't be fucked) | |
| <Ghatto> This anime, jesus christ | |
| <DerSandmann> NAKED | |
| <Fujiko> tfw no loli in swimsuit | |
| <Ghatto> ^ | |
| <Ghatto> FBI | |
| <DerSandmann> FBI | |
| <DerSandmann> OPEN UP | |
| <Ghatto> so gut | |
| <Ghatto> The fact that the song is recorded on the film, and not added after the video makes it so good | |
| <Ghatto> hahahaha | |
| <DerSandmann> if only them machine was honks | |
| <Ghatto> This song is legit good tbh | |
| <DerSandmann> that honkin machine | |
| <a-> muh favorite | |
| <a-> baseball or soccer Ska ? | |
| <DerSandmann> SHOW DEM IT GURL | |
| <Ghatto> AH | |
| <Ghatto> Ayyyy | |
| <Ska> haven't decided but I usually default to pearl | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <a-> I think I'm going baseball cause I'm a goddamn american | |
| <DerSandmann> when gachimachine | |
| <Ghatto> Good question | |
| <Ghatto> That was 2 damn good | |
| <a-> oh god Ska | |
| <Ghatto> What is this | |
| <DerSandmann> FEMINISM | |
| <birdo> hnoooo | |
| <Ghatto> Hnnngh | |
| <birdo> These bitches can't handle the bantz | |
| <Ska> w-where are the other videos i wanted | |
| <Ska> damn it | |
| <Ghatto> Seems like they could handle a good ban, @birdo | |
| <Ghatto> NICO | |
| <Ghatto> VS | |
| <Ghatto> NATSUKI | |
| <a-> I recognize this voice, nyanners? | |
| <Ghatto> OH FUCK | |
| <Ghatto> What did you do to my drink?! | |
| <Ghatto> That fucking face | |
| <DerSandmann> THAT STARE | |
| <a-> how do you play splatfest? | |
| <EJ-DVi> Just masturbated to all the porn in this stupid polling war on that basket weaving imageboard | |
| <EJ-DVi> night | |
| <birdo> wat | |
| <Ghatto> This kid | |
| <Ska> ahhhh videos i hate you | |
| <DerSandmann> I HEAR YOU | |
| <Ghatto> *Wheeeze* | |
| <DerSandmann> >make baby with grim reaper | |
| <Ghatto> WEeeeeeew | |
| <DerSandmann> link video Ska | |
| <Ghatto> おこてる？ | |
| <birdo> waaaawwww | |
| <a-> >europeans get white ink this splatfest | |
| <Ghatto> おこている* | |
| <DerSandmann> white ink :D | |
| <Ghatto> Fucking stuck | |
| <Ghatto> Into infinite combo | |
| <a-> oh boy ableton | |
| <Ghatto> :/ | |
| <Fitnig> DAYUM | |
| <Ghatto> Oh fuck | |
| <Ghatto> DAYUM | |
| <a-> DAYUM | |
| <birdo> Pretty much every time I open Live | |
| <Ghatto> HONK | |
| <DerSandmann> MICROPHONE CHECK | |
| <Fitnig> ROCK | |
| <Fitnig> THAT | |
| <Fitnig> BITCH | |
| <Fitnig> That fucking gabber kick every time | |
| <Ghatto> Just read the note | |
| <Ghatto> 2deep | |
| <Ghatto> OF | |
| <Ghatto> FUCKING | |
| <Ghatto> COURSE | |
| <Ghatto> Fokken Kemono friends | |
| <Ghatto> Trust?... | |
| <Fitnig> Ja | |
| <Fitnig> It's the DLC version | |
| <Ghatto> Aways trust | |
| <Artless> Man what a megamix | |
| <Fitnig> aa iisune | |
| <Ghatto> Hnngh | |
| <Fitnig> Did Ska download that music software? | |
| <birdo> Oh nooooo | |
| <Fitnig> SHAPE THE SOUND OF YOUR DRUMS | |
| <birdo> Shape my ass | |
| <Ska> hold on hold on wait i can do this | |
| <Artless> Samurai Zone? | |
| <birdo> Making sicc trap tunes | |
| !!!!!!! | |
| <birdo> Hahaha | |
| <birdo> Is this what you're learning piano for? | |
| <Fitnig> Do you have a synth? | |
| <Ska> damn it this isn't the blackbob song i want | |
| <DerSandmann> Pappa, tyttö tyttö, vauva http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1521149099762.webm | |
| <a-> is it vacker that's fucking up or what? | |
| <Ska> no it's me | |
| <Fitnig> call me up | |
| <Fitnig> 8389110 | |
| <DerSandmann> helo its me your pc | |
| <birdo> look at this graaaaph | |
| <Ska> fuck i don't remember how to thing | |
| <Ska> oh well fuck it we'll do it live | |
| <birdo> Live | |
| <Ghatto> Oh fug | |
| <DerSandmann> skullker | |
| <DerSandmann> that brown megumin Fitnig | |
| <Ska> ok i've given up on life | |
| <birdo> RIP life | |
| <Ghatto> I'm ging to jail | |
| <Ghatto> :D | |
| <Spike> I love the woman's little "oh!" after | |
| <Fitnig> NICO NICO NIIIIIIIIIIIIII | |
| <Ska> oh right i should learn this | |
| <Ghatto> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | |
| <Ghatto> frica | |
| <DerSandmann> work y/n | |
| <DerSandmann> im at 90 hours | |
| <Ghatto> If you need the money, Y | |
| <Ghatto> Jesus, man | |
| <Ghatto> HAhaha | |
| <Fitnig> that last ooh stutter | |
| <Ghatto> allrightallrightallrightallrightallright | |
| <DerSandmann> imrightimright | |
| <Ghatto> buenobuenobueno | |
| <DerSandmann> altrightaltright | |
| <Ghatto> rhinorhinorhino | |
| <DerSandmann> MAGNUM DONG | |
| <Ghatto> OOOOOO | |
| <a-> >give one team two chargers in turf war | |
| <a-> why even | |
| <Ghatto> Get low | |
| <Ghatto> Get low | |
| <Ghatto> Get low | |
| <Ghatto> Get low | |
| <Ghatto> To the windoooows | |
| <Ghatto> To the waaaaalls | |
| <Fitnig> nanako futa confirmed | |
| <DerSandmann> prob a magnum dong Fitnig | |
| <DerSandmann> yep its decided | |
| <DerSandmann> we work | |
| <Ghatto> Good luck at work, DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> im remoting in | |
| <DerSandmann> dont be crazy | |
| <Ghatto> Oh, noice | |
| <DerSandmann> our office is closed | |
| <DerSandmann> it's holiday | |
| <Ghatto> Oh | |
| <Ghatto> Then fug work | |
| <DerSandmann> im bored | |
| <DerSandmann> it's either fap or work | |
| <Ghatto> Then fap | |
| <Ghatto> Nuts | |
| <DerSandmann> the flesh is spongy and weak' | |
| <Ghatto> DA DOOR | |
| <Ghatto> Then died in a tornado~ | |
| <Ghatto> Yer mom | |
| <Fitnig> nej | |
| <Ghatto> HEY HEY HEY | |
| <Fitnig> nej | |
| <Fitnig> nej | |
| <Ghatto> YOU MUST BE NEJ | |
| <nogaems_> u musty be ed! | |
| <Ghatto> Heidi | |
| <Ghatto> Manly? | |
| <Ghatto> YES | |
| <Ghatto> HAhahah that swing | |
| <Ghatto> Jesus christ | |
| <Ghatto> Every time | |
| <Ska> ;_;7 | |
| <nogaems_> ;-;7 | |
| <Ghatto> ;_;7 | |
| <nogaems_> woop woop woop WOOP WOOP woop | |
| <Fitnig> We can only grow stronger from our losses ;_; | |
| <Ghatto> Aniki was too beautiful for this world anyway | |
| <nogaems_> haha this is great | |
| <Ghatto> It is because it is true | |
| <Ghatto> OJ | |
| <Fitnig> Mackarna | |
| <Ghatto> SHIT | |
| <Ghatto> YES | |
| <Ghatto> SPEAKERS SO LOWD | |
| <Fitnig> round the coner | |
| <Fitnig> coner.. | |
| <Ghatto> The NES controller | |
| <Ghatto> Welfare check cashed n | |
| <a-> welfare check cashed in | |
| <Green> tfw it's 5AM and I just got home from friend's party | |
| <Green> Is this what normie feels like? | |
| <a-> I love this one | |
| <Ghatto> Probably @Green | |
| <Ghatto> Did you had fun, lad? | |
| <Green> I guess | |
| <a-> Greene, more like party | |
| <Fitnig> Go to bed | |
| <Fitnig> It's 515 | |
| <a-> normies just go grocery shopping and sleep early enough to go to work | |
| <birdo> Did your feet hurt? | |
| <Green> Met two old friends from 7th to 9th grade | |
| <Green> Immediately got set up with one of them | |
| <Ghatto> If you had a nice time and got home late then i don't call that a normie stuff. Normie stuff is more like what a- said | |
| <a-> it's good you're getting some of that social interaction though | |
| <Ghatto> SWAG | |
| <a-> that's the stuff that'll make everyone think you're a normie | |
| <Green> Yeah, that's why I went, a- | |
| <a-> you can go to work and tell people how you went to a roaring party last night | |
| <a-> or whatever the words people use nowadays is | |
| <Green> tubular | |
| <a-> dabbed all night or something | |
| <birdo> hepcat hullabaloo | |
| <a-> or is dabbing that autistic kid youtube stuff? | |
| <Green> One of my workmates was there too | |
| <Green> So we can brag together | |
| <a-> nice | |
| <a-> why censor? | |
| <nogaems_> no lewdness allowed! | |
| <birdo> Don't want to go to JAIL | |
| <a-> I mean it's pretty lewd | |
| <Fitnig> rip anna va | |
| <Ghatto> SOX | |
| <Fitnig> FASTER | |
| <nogaems_> if this is a real nippon they gotta be billionaires. that dining room is bigger than an entire apartment building | |
| <a-> oh is it because you aren't supposed to know if they are male or female | |
| <Ska> they could just not live in tokyo | |
| <a-> is that what the flag is about | |
| <birdo> No weebs should be that well off | |
| <nogaems_> not live in tokyo? | |
| <Ghatto> tfw you'll never be that staff :( | |
| <nogaems_> how even possibru | |
| <Spike> oof | |
| <a-> Ghatto, :( | |
| <Ghatto> nogaems_ houses outside of tokyo or big cities tend to be bigger | |
| <Fitnig> a- the "<JOKE>" is that the character is naked in the show except for the cloth | |
| <a-> ah so it's referencing an anime thing, but I was referring to the O on the flag being both a male and a female symbol | |
| <Fitnig> You know what would be really normie, you playing pubg with me now. | |
| <Ghatto> Puripuri | |
| <Ghatto> Meronpan | |
| <Ska> I still haven't found the background song for this and it pisses me off | |
| <a-> alright fuck this no more games for me tonight | |
| <birdo> >playing pubgee | |
| <nogaems_> mobile fortinte is where it's at | |
| <birdo> real people play fortnite and stomp tablet players | |
| <Fitnig> New uploads on Barong family | |
| <Ghatto> Hahaa | |
| <Fitnig> Time for normie music evolved | |
| <Ghatto> AAAAHHH | |
| <nogaems_> AAAAAAAA | |
| <Ghatto> Kusume! | |
| <Ghatto> NAMBA ONE DA! | |
| <Fitnig> new season please | |
| <nogaems_> MUDA DA | |
| <Ghatto> True story...i once left the long version of this run for the entire 10 hours of work last week without notticing | |
| <Ska> >castlevania takes place on easter | |
| <nogaems_> dio is quite the asshole | |
| <Ghatto> *lovable asshole | |
| <Ska> oh man that horn | |
| <Ghatto> Hahaha Fitnig | |
| <Ghatto> Damn timing | |
| <Ska> the squeaky trombone gets the beat | |
| <arch> Fitnig: when me, you, Ska, and Fujiko going to play some splatoon | |
| <Ska> oh wait we're gettin into it | |
| <Ska> OH SHIT I'M FEELIN IT | |
| <Fitnig> TROMBYON | |
| <arch> perhaps next weekend for splatfest | |
| <Ghatto> Move 'em sheckels | |
| <Ska> aha i just looked at my "up next" | |
| <Ghatto> *shekels even | |
| <Fitnig> Is this the sound you hear when a mexican goes past the american border. | |
| <Ska> are they trying to say something? | |
| <birdo> splatatats | |
| <nogaems_> this cant be a real song | |
| <Fitnig> zawa zawa | |
| <nogaems_> it always amazes me that this is japanese | |
| <Fitnig> Ye buddy | |
| <Ghatto> It is | |
| <nogaems_> 100yrs ago, would anyone even? COULD they even? | |
| <Ghatto> Pre-war japanese is way...WAAAAAY more different than post war japanese | |
| <Ghatto> Like holy shit | |
| <birdo> ice cream niii job | |
| <nogaems_> a rugged samurai sees a visio of the future where a little anime girl is going "niko niko niiii-AAAAAAAAA" | |
| <Ska> I disagree ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> BOKU | |
| <nogaems_> you think his genes would activate and he'd turn into a weeb | |
| <Ska> knowing the shit they were into pre-war explains a lot of the shit they're into now | |
| <nogaems_> yooooooooooooooooooo | |
| <nogaems_> YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| <Fitnig> dibsay | |
| <Ska> let's face it, a lot of their fucking weird ass hentai shit is directly from historical sources | |
| <Fitnig> -a | |
| <Ghatto> I was refering to the language, Ska | |
| <Ghatto> I get what you're saying thou | |
| <Ska> A LOT OF THEIR FUCKING WEIRD ASS LANGUAGE IS DIRECTLY FROM THEIR WEIRD ASS HENTAI MADE UP LANGUAGE BUTCHERING OF CHINA and the dutch didn't help | |
| <Ghatto> Hahah | |
| <nogaems_> i cant remember much besides them being super gay and murdering each other a lot | |
| <Ghatto> Also portugal,Ska | |
| <Fitnig> this is too weeby for me | |
| <Ghatto> Cuz Jesus has to be there in the mix | |
| <nogaems_> also rice | |
| <Ska> right fuckin jesus | |
| <Ghatto> ANKA | |
| <nogaems_> anka anka | |
| <Ghatto> Ska have you seen that there is a reboot of gegege no kitarou? | |
| <Ghatto> I saw ep. 1 today | |
| <nogaems_> oh yeah jesuis came back to life and moved to japan, didnt he | |
| <Ghatto> I remember i watched that when i was a kid and caught me by surprise, like holy shit | |
| <Ska> oh really? that's cool, i need to check that out | |
| <Ghatto> nogaems_ That's mormon jesus...he moved to the americas | |
| <Ghatto> Japan's jesus is the catholic jesus | |
| <nogaems_> oh that makes sense, after enlightening nippon he moved to america | |
| <Thorberix> Hey Ska, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm7gnxqZKFw the background song | |
| <Ghatto> At least the one that originally Portugal introduced back then | |
| <nogaems_> cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen | |
| <nogaems_> man what happened to chen | |
| <Ska> GOD DAMN IT THANK YOU I KNEW I KNEW IT FROM SOMEWHERE FUCK | |
| <Ska> OF COURSE IT'S POP'N | |
| <Ghatto> Holy shit | |
| <Thorberix> Anytime | |
| <Ska> oh it's plus-tech squeeze box | |
| <Ska> I wonder if I already have this song then | |
| <Ghatto> Ska https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOCq2OG2y5c | |
| <Ghatto> The new OP | |
| <Ghatto> You can watch it later | |
| <Fitnig> >people doing "SKIRR" in a song | |
| <Ska> thanks ghatto | |
| <Fitnig> gmcfosho represent | |
| <Ghatto> bee | |
| <Ghatto> We Pump it up now? | |
| <Ska> pop'n music | |
| <Ghatto> Then we mothafucking cat jazz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usZKxtb3gl0 | |
| <birdo> when bemani nite | |
| <Ska> wow i don't remember long versions of songs being so long | |
| <Ghatto> Yup, it surprised me as well | |
| <Ghatto> I thought it was going to be like 2 and half mins but thank fug is this long, this song is too damn good | |
| <Ghatto> Best song imho | |
| <Ska> actually this long version is fucking long too | |
| <Fitnig> fucking instant download | |
| <Ska> fukken miko | |
| <Ghatto> Toro toro | |
| <Fitnig> oh fuck | |
| <Fitnig> YOU | |
| <Fitnig> ARE | |
| <Fitnig> MACH RIDER. | |
| <Ska> I didn't realize this was done by the same guy as puppy whirl | |
| <Fitnig> Please stream mach rider. | |
| <Ska> makes sense though | |
| <arch> salmon run at 600 seems so crazy | |
| <Fujiko> Ska: did you cue the newest botchamania? | |
| <Ska> no but i'll grab that now | |
| <Fujiko> i can link it | |
| <Ska> sure | |
| <Ghatto> Atsui atsui | |
| <Fujiko> I would fuck some of these 2hus | |
| <nogaems_> ATSUI ATSUI | |
| <Ska> fu | |
| <Ska> ji | |
| <Ska> ko | |
| <Ghatto> One piece two piece...three sizes | |
| <Ska> why youtube | |
| <Fujiko> w-wa | |
| <Ghatto> FOKKEN | |
| <Ghatto> BULLSHIT | |
| <birdo> You wouldn't fuck a touhou | |
| <Ska> if you go to the website he posts them on vimeo and dailymotion without the fucked video | |
| <Fujiko> oh really? | |
| <Ska> yeh | |
| <Ska> only satori knows if i would fuck a touhou | |
| <nogaems_> dark as shit | |
| <Ska> HE GOT A BICYCLE | |
| <Ghatto> JAYZUZ | |
| <Fujiko> SUPER DRAAGONN | |
| <Ghatto> wew | |
| <Ska> this was a really good show | |
| <Ska> POOR KOTA | |
| <nogaems_> lol | |
| <Ska> motherfucker was trying to do this concussed | |
| <Ghatto> Oh fug | |
| <Ghatto> He saved it like a pro but damn | |
| <Ska> and he's still flipping around like a dick | |
| <Ghatto> mic is rip | |
| <Ghatto> ??? | |
| <Ghatto> haha | |
| <Fujiko> hahahahahahahah | |
| <Fujiko> I CANT | |
| <Ghatto> I can't laugh this hard, i'm sick | |
| <Ghatto> Jesus fug | |
| <Ska> prince nevitt FUCK | |
| <Ghatto> Wot | |
| <Ghatto> Hahah | |
| <Ghatto> Fucking | |
| <Ghatto> hah | |
| <Ghatto> Ouch | |
| <Fitnig> nej his neck | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <Ghatto> Hahah | |
| <Ghatto> Bonk | |
| <Ghatto> Fug | |
| <Fitnig> Was that Marn | |
| <Fitnig> Trying to get of the ring | |
| <Ghatto> Oh shit | |
| <Ghatto> He mad | |
| <Fitnig> Too real | |
| <Ska> that guy shoulda gotten the shit beaten out of him, he's actually very lucky | |
| <Ghatto> I AM THE TABLE | |
| <Ska> (that guy being the dad not the wrestler) | |
| <Ghatto> Rope pls | |
| <Ghatto> BOTCHAMANIA (clap clap clap clap) | |
| <Ska> >marty shurl | |
| <Ghatto> shurl | |
| <Ghatto> What a pro | |
| <Fujiko> hahahahah | |
| <Fujiko> Shurl is a hero :^) | |
| <Fujiko> WE COMIN FOR YOU NIGGA | |
| <Fujiko> fucking coach | |
| <Ghatto> Damn, son | |
| <Fujiko> hes trying so hard | |
| <Fitnig> Can't hold his laughter | |
| <Ghatto> >can't hold | |
| <Ghatto> Nigga is laughing so hard | |
| <Ska> >jonathan corpseman | |
| <Ska> ahahahaha fuck | |
| <Ghatto> Send for the man | |
| <Ghatto> OH | |
| <Ska> AHAHAHAHA | |
| <Ghatto> Weeeeew | |
| <Ghatto> Half an hour | |
| <Ghatto> Kid | |
| <Ska> AHAHAHAHAHA | |
| <Ghatto> Haha | |
| <Ghatto> Oh no | |
| <arch> ouch | |
| <Fitnig> furry shit | |
| <Ska> I AM THE TABLE | |
| <Ghatto> I AM THE TABLE | |
| <Fujiko> is that a wrapped tennis racket? | |
| <arch> haha | |
| <Ghatto> Hahaha | |
| <Ska> it's just still in the cover | |
| <arch> this commentator | |
| <Ska> nah the guy talking is the guy in pink | |
| <Ghatto> Hahaha | |
| <Ghatto> SO I PULL OUT MY GUN | |
| <Ghatto> Hahahaha | |
| <arch> haha | |
| <Fujiko> hahahaha | |
| <Ghatto> PANCAKES | |
| <arch> the look on his face | |
| <Ghatto> ;_; | |
| <Ska> AA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA | |
| <Ghatto> A HA HA HA HA HA | |
| <Fujiko> my waifu asuka | |
| <Ska> goddamn rockhonk | |
| <Ghatto> honk honk | |
| <Fujiko> GLORIOUS! | |
| <Ghatto> Hahaa | |
| <Fujiko> AND I WILL DEFEND | |
| <Fujiko> UNTIL THE END | |
| <Fujiko> UNTIL THE END | |
| <Ghatto> FOKKEN BULLSHIT | |
| <arch> haha | |
| <arch> nice bit | |
| <Ghatto> What the fuck | |
| <Ska> papakick party | |
| <arch> those are some cute kids | |
| <Fujiko> ;_; muh heart | |
| <birdo> THAT'S NOT COOL | |
| <Ska> oh oops um how is the stream currently | |
| <Fujiko> ok | |
| <Ska> is it kinda blurry or is it ok | |
| <Fujiko> its fine | |
| <Ghatto> Stream OK | |
| <Ska> ok. just realized i'm streaming at 1080p 60fps | |
| <arch> chipotle cheers? | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <arch> dickblade | |
| <Fujiko> HAHAHAHAHAH | |
| <Fujiko> EVERY FUCKING TIME SKA | |
| <Fujiko> HAHAHAHAHAHA | |
| <Ska> pisstake | |
| <Ska> first wrestlers to ever do it | |
| <Ska> nick's C looks like a dick | |
| <Fujiko> is Kenny not in bullet club anymore? | |
| <Ska> they're infighting | |
| <Fujiko> ah | |
| <Ska> kenny's doing stuff with kota, he hasn't left but he's having this fight with cody | |
| <Fujiko> i wish Kenny would sign for WWE for a while... | |
| <Ska> and it's ostracized him | |
| <Ska> nah he's exactly where he wants to be right now doing exactly what he wants | |
| <birdo> Man, I get this stuck in my head sometimes. Those spinning shots | |
| <birdo> The finest animation | |
| <Fujiko> HAKUREI BABY | |
| <Fujiko> LUB IT | |
| <nogaems_> Wa | |
| <nogaems_> TA | |
| <nogaems_> SHI | |
| <birdo> Look at all these transitions | |
| <Fujiko> what are you trying to do Ska | |
| <birdo> Thanks for cue | |
| <Ghatto> Thanks for cue, Ska | |
| <Fujiko> ty | |
| <nogaems_> o7 | |
| <birdo> Someone had to do it | |
| <Fitnig> fuck, it's 7 am | |
| <birdo> Time to stream | |
| <Fitnig> stream or die | |
| <Fitnig> I gotta die right now though | |
| <birdo> RIP nigfit | |
| <birdo> How was that gutsmans stream? | |
| <Ska> it was good, everyone was super into it | |
| <birdo> Niiiice | |
| <birdo> He will be a good steam man guy dude in no time | |
| <DerSandmann> !ondemand | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Vacker.tv - http://vacker.tv/ondemand/ | |
| <DerSandmann> wheres that other one | |
| <birdo> Which other one? | |
| <Fujiko> super bored | |
| <Boomer> I wish I could stream programming | |
| <Boomer> But my secrets and passwords | |
| <birdo> Too many secrets for our sensitive eyes | |
| <LordVysh> I'll probably stream some Grandia in a few hours :3 | |
| <birdo> illegal streams are the best kind | |
| <birdo> Is granita some kind of anime games? | |
| <LordVysh> It has an animated intro cutscene but otherwise no. | |
| <birdo> one o dem jrpgs | |
| <Ghatto> Do i look like i know what a jpeg is... | |
| <AndFergYou> Mronig' | |
| <AndFergYou> actually, ef=tenoon | |
| <birdo> teh noon | |
| <AndFergYou> just spent something like 4-5 hours clearing shed | |
| <AndFergYou> piles of wood 10+ years old, dust beyond belief | |
| <Boomer> Actually I might be able to strem programming | |
| <Boomer> Would anyone watch | |
| <ncn> what do you program | |
| <Boomer> A discord bot | |
| <AndFergYou> I'd tune in, still moving around the house a bit but would be audio | |
| <DerSandmann> >dickcord butt | |
| <DerSandmann> what language boomer | |
| <Boomer> typescript | |
| <DerSandmann> rewrite in rust | |
| <Boomer> No thank | |
| <DerSandmann> is typescript any good boomer | |
| <Boomer> Yeah it's great | |
| <DerSandmann> does it compile or it's just script | |
| <Boomer> It compiles | |
| <Boomer> Into javascript | |
| <DerSandmann> disgusting | |
| <DerSandmann> so it goes from typescript to javascript then the javascript needs to be compiled again? | |
| <Boomer> Well duh | |
| <DerSandmann> whats performance like? | |
| <DerSandmann> >runs good on my 32 core machine | |
| <Boomer> It's javascript | |
| <DerSandmann> why not just write javascript | |
| <birdo> I don't think this will be doing any heavy lifting | |
| <Boomer> Because javascript is unmaintainable | |
| <DerSandmann> wut | |
| <Boomer> none of your projects will do any heavy lifting since they'll never be popular | |
| <DerSandmann> tfw im doing heavy lifting atm | |
| <DerSandmann> ever get that job or w\e Boomer | |
| <birdo> Well I mean in terms of handing large amounts of data. With this kinda stuff, you usually don't have to putt out all the O Log(n) bullshit. Everything is fast enough | |
| <Boomer> Yeah I did I'm starting on Thursday | |
| <DerSandmann> neat | |
| <DerSandmann> what area are you working? Geographically | |
| <Boomer> Stockholm | |
| <DerSandmann> you live in stock? | |
| <DerSandmann> or drive in | |
| <Boomer> No I live just outside of it | |
| <DerSandmann> pub tran? Or no | |
| <birdo> Silly ganada animes, that's not how you read a map https://images5.alphacoders.com/557/557763.jpg | |
| <Boomer> Yeah I have no car | |
| <DerSandmann> ah | |
| <DerSandmann> they've basically shut down most of the public transport a lot here Boomer, so people have been like 'fuck it, i'll buy a car' but then the highways cant handle it | |
| <Yadde> birdo, where's her arm? | |
| <Boomer> Lol fucking idiots | |
| <DerSandmann> lewd | |
| <birdo> This is a good question for LordVysh | |
| <DerSandmann> and they're doing it on peak hours Boomer https://www.stuff.co.nz/auckland/local-news/101746358/aucklanders-face-peakhour-disruption-during-train-strike | |
| <Yadde> also her posture looks really odd | |
| <Yadde> shit picture | |
| <Yadde> 3/10 would not watch | |
| <DerSandmann> basically, the train company doesn't want to pay 15 people per train Boomer, so they've gone on strike | |
| <arch> sounds like a good day to stay home DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> or just drive arch | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck the public transport | |
| <DerSandmann> at times, there were more train workers than actual train passengers | |
| <DerSandmann> fucking stupid | |
| <Yadde> DerSandmann, imagine a situation like that, but buying a cheap car would cost twice its price over the year in taxes and insurances | |
| <DerSandmann> here, public transport is actually cheaper Yadde | |
| <DerSandmann> sadly | |
| <Yadde> even if you drove 0 meters with it | |
| <DerSandmann> here, you pay 0 taxes and 0 insurances basically | |
| <Yadde> I haven't onwed a working car for couple of years solely because it would bankrupt me | |
| <Yadde> even if I didn't use it | |
| <DerSandmann> so people literally buy any shitty car | |
| <birdo> Just get one of these https://i.pics.livejournal.com/tpek/11717388/228204/228204_original.jpg | |
| <ncn> does the nip come with it | |
| <birdo> He's extra | |
| <DerSandmann> and even better Yadde | |
| <Boomer> >be me >have never in my life felt like I needed a car >every time I need to go anywhere I can use public transit >save assloads of money | |
| <DerSandmann> public transport costs about 5euro to go 10km here Boomer | |
| <Boomer> Never having to pay to get a driver's license, a car, license, insurance, repairs, gas | |
| <birdo> I'm looking at all these grenadine game artworks and the arms of the girl with the green hair are hidden in all of them | |
| <DerSandmann> so, if I took public transport every day to work, it would be 50eu per week | |
| <DerSandmann> and it's really shoddy at showing uo | |
| <DerSandmann> up | |
| <DerSandmann> sometimes the public transport just doesn't come for 2-3 hours Boomer | |
| <arch> so what you're saying is they are basically about to put themselves out of a job? | |
| <DerSandmann> I hope so arch | |
| <Boomer> DerSandmann It costs $1090 for a year pass of public transit aka go as much as you want | |
| <DerSandmann> here they dont sell yearly passes :/ | |
| <Boomer> My sister thought that was super expensive | |
| <arch> idk how US manages it, but I don't think bus/train drivers are unhappy with their wages and I don't think they get paid too much or anything | |
| <DerSandmann> monthly pass is 200euro here Boomer | |
| <DerSandmann> for shit service | |
| <arch> though it's a city by city thing here | |
| <Boomer> I don't know why, compare the costs to owning a car and the fact that I don't need to go wherever I want and it's a bargain | |
| <Boomer> Also Stockholm has a crowded tax, you pay money if you enter the city during busy hours automatically billed through cameras | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea, in NZ, the cost of owning a car is stupid low | |
| <arch> maybe because it's subsidized by taxes | |
| <Boomer> And no need to find and pay parking | |
| <Boomer> No getting stuck in traffic | |
| <DerSandmann> If only NZ had decent public Transport Boomer | |
| <DerSandmann> Here, you get in Traffic WORSE | |
| <Boomer> Yeah a lot of places have shit public transit sadly | |
| <DerSandmann> because the bus stops every 20m for a bus stop | |
| <Boomer> The WORST are the fuckwits who go "taxation is theft why should I pay the government they're not helping me" uses roads | |
| <DerSandmann> here the road tax is taken out of the fuel you buy | |
| <DerSandmann> so we pay a lot for fuel | |
| <Yadde> >pay tax for road >taxmoney is used to get more immigrants to wear off the road | |
| <DerSandmann> >have newish car >buy fuel >still cheaper than public transport | |
| <DerSandmann> also here it's how much do you value your time Boomer | |
| <Boomer> You should value your time at how much it's worth | |
| <Boomer> If you think your time is valuable but you work a regular joe job, get home, and watch netflix for the evening then maybe it isn't | |
| <Boomer> Also public transit is slower sure but while on it I can use my phone and someone driving a car can't | |
| <DerSandmann> public vs owning a car Boomer https://i.imgur.com/ytfKHCA.png | |
| <Boomer> Do you live far from a city | |
| <DerSandmann> thats ~13k | |
| <Boomer> Because I'm talking about cities | |
| <DerSandmann> im right inside the fucking main city | |
| <DerSandmann> Im in the biggest city in NZ | |
| <DerSandmann> :-^D | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea, public transport in Germany was great | |
| <DerSandmann> here it's just unusable | |
| <AndFergYou> I wonder how you'd rate Melbourne's Public transport | |
| <Boomer> I still don't know why you'd move there from Germany | |
| <AndFergYou> *I wonder how low low | |
| <DerSandmann> I've been told it fucking demolishes ours AndFergYou | |
| <Boomer> low low | |
| <DerSandmann> we have 3 lines AndFergYou | |
| <DerSandmann> with like 10 stops | |
| <DerSandmann> holy shit AndFergYou | |
| <DerSandmann> is that real | |
| <DerSandmann> oh | |
| <DerSandmann> ;-; | |
| <DerSandmann> I got really hard, then I got really soft AndFergYou | |
| <AndFergYou> Oh, well maybe it is better than that then, I guess being a mainland, but reliability is shitty | |
| <AndFergYou> here | |
| <AndFergYou> Oh yeah, our map is fucking wonderful isn't it | |
| <DerSandmann> >Fantasy map if melbourne was like japan | |
| <DerSandmann> ;=; | |
| <AndFergYou> best part is when you're train pulling up to station, see your bus there waiting, and just as the train pulls up and doors open | |
| <AndFergYou> bus leaves | |
| <Boomer> >subway map fanfiction | |
| <DerSandmann> Boomer, when there | |
| <AndFergYou> despite it being a fucking station bus | |
| <DerSandmann> there's nothing | |
| <DerSandmann> it's sexy | |
| <DerSandmann> there's auckland transport fanfiction too Boomer | |
| <DerSandmann> same populations Boomer https://i.imgur.com/0OLMria.jpg https://i.imgur.com/xX3hWc1.jpg | |
| <birdo> Haha, fucking hell source engine AI pls http://vacker.tv/watch?f=Rumia+-+Dark+Messiah-+Might+and+Magic+%28PC%29.mp4&g=live&s=de#t=4992 | |
| <DerSandmann> oh neat you can link to a time | |
| <Boomer> Holy fuck | |
| <Yadde> It's been a thing for a long time DerSandmann | |
| <IronBar> Shocking surprise, Dark Souls "remastered" is basically a port | |
| <Yadde> a port for the PC of a port for the PC? | |
| <birdo> a port of a port | |
| <IronBar> But I guess it officially runs 60FPS now | |
| <ncn> i'll believe that when i see gameplay of blighttown | |
| <AndFergYou> Darksouls remastered, now with 80% more Blighttown | |
| <IronBar> When are we getting the real Souls game | |
| <IronBar> It's a Souls game that's exclusively Blighttown levels | |
| <IronBar> Featuring: Huge open-world Valley of Defilement | |
| <IronBar> Cinematic 12FPS gameplay | |
| <IronBar> Pitch-black darkness | |
| <IronBar> The ground is toxic | |
| <Topso> Morning babas | |
| <birdo> Yo | |
| <AndFergYou> SUP TOPSO | |
| <Topso> Hey andfergyou, birdo 😃 | |
| <birdo> what does it mean | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> The streaming gods demand an offering! Decide amongst youselves who should be sacrificed. | |
| <IronBar> I wonder if Guts is on the next bot yet | |
| <birdo> It just pulls from the users with +o now. | |
| <DerSandmann> only +o? | |
| <DerSandmann> !next | |
| <DerSandmann> That's no fun | |
| <DerSandmann> !p1ayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: Suitepee has been playing Misery (1990) for 10min 8sec | |
| <birdo> Fun is banned in his place | |
| <DerSandmann> oh dave is banned? | |
| <DerSandmann> no wonder he doesn't show up anymore | |
| <Topso> He be banned | |
| <DerSandmann> I had to check if fun was banned Topso | |
| <birdo> wing wong wannu | |
| <Topso> No dersandmann I am still here ;^) | |
| <DerSandmann> pffffffffft | |
| <birdo> pfft | |
| <DerSandmann> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: Q played Cue for 2h 51min 20sec, stopped 2h 54min 14sec ago | |
| <Topso> EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW | |
| <DerSandmann> pero pero pero Topso | |
| <Topso> GROSS | |
| <Topso> Write stuff so it goes up | |
| <Topso> and away | |
| <birdo> no | |
| <Topso> HELP ME | |
| <DerSandmann> oh I forgot discord auto-shows images | |
| <DerSandmann> :-^D | |
| <Topso> 😭 | |
| <Topso> BIRDO HELP ME | |
| <birdo> I am powerless | |
| <Topso> One more | |
| <Topso> YAY GONE! | |
| <Yadde> Topso didn't like this? http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522612290896.gif | |
| <Topso> YADDE | |
| <Topso> OMG | |
| <Topso> not again | |
| <Yadde> I like it | |
| <Topso> I am leaving! | |
| <Yadde> reminds me of the "that's a ten" video | |
| <Yadde> cover all nine thousand tastebuds | |
| <ncn> pero.exe | |
| <arch> aerate it Yadde | |
| <Yadde> warm it up | |
| <Yadde> that pure vanilla | |
| <Yadde> *smack smack smack* | |
| <Yadde> that's a ten | |
| <Yadde> :) | |
| <Lewder> that snail is cute DerSandmann | |
| <maduin> Everything gathered in one doc | |
| <ncn> who tf cares | |
| <DerSandmann> I AM FEROCIOUS TOPSO http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522124941248.webm | |
| <maduin> who Team Fortress cares | |
| <birdo> RIP that dude, he got the rabies | |
| <DerSandmann> russian cat Topso http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1521715923913.webm | |
| <Yadde> blyat | |
| <DerSandmann> !lastplayed s: Topso | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: 1d 13h 52min 43sec ago, Topso played Conan Exiles (with Kalo and maybe lunkí) for 2h 20min 30sec | |
| <birdo> Where have all the comfy games gone | |
| <Yadde> !lastplayed Yadde | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Yadde: 14h 46min 10sec ago, Yądde played Jagged Alliance 2 1.13 for 5min 14sec | |
| <birdo> when yadde strems | |
| <Yadde> I just did one yesterday | |
| <DerSandmann> >that's not a p1ayee | |
| <DerSandmann> wow | |
| <birdo> when more yadde strem | |
| <Yadde> 300 days from now | |
| <birdo> maaaan | |
| <maduin> why would you post that | |
| <maduin> why | |
| <ncn> grounds for a ban i'd say | |
| <AndFergYou> wait | |
| <AndFergYou> here | |
| <AndFergYou> all better | |
| <maduin> youuuuuuuuuuu stupid | |
| <AndFergYou> also >that vaper | |
| <DerSandmann> welp no streams | |
| <DerSandmann> time to go back to work | |
| <DerSandmann> or get brutally bullied | |
| <DerSandmann> and come back in 2 days | |
| <DerSandmann> :skano: | |
| <DerSandmann> its odd how discord does it's emojii | |
| <DerSandmann> :gachipump: | |
| <DerSandmann> >I can type in premium emoji with the bot | |
| <DerSandmann> where is your god now | |
| <DerSandmann> :clap-1: | |
| <DerSandmann> :clap~1: | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck you squiggle | |
| <birdo> :blini: | |
| <DerSandmann> :suitepls: | |
| <Yadde> :kappa: | |
| <DerSandmann> are you paying for discord premium on the bot? | |
| <DerSandmann> Or is that just some loophole | |
| <birdo> Nope | |
| <birdo> That's really weird | |
| <DerSandmann> do you see it animated? | |
| <birdo> Yeah | |
| <DerSandmann> i wrote a plugin for my IRC | |
| <DerSandmann> for the discord emojiis | |
| <birdo> Bot gimme discord pls | |
| <DerDiscmann> I wonder | |
| <DerSandmann> :trump: | |
| <DerSandmann> ok it didn't | |
| <DerSandmann> is your bot in any other IRCs birdoo | |
| <DerSandmann> birdo | |
| <DerSandmann> or, discords | |
| <Nutblox> you're under arrest for breaking the laws of time and space dersandmann | |
| <birdo> Nope, just here. | |
| <DerSandmann> im wondering if bots are just auto-premium :gachipump: | |
| <birdo> Probably. Fookin robots always get the cool shit | |
| <DerSandmann> I wonder if the bot would join another discord, if the emojii from that other discord would be available too | |
| <DerSandmann> in theory, with animated things working, yes | |
| <birdo> it's possible | |
| <AndFergYou> Man, babyformula seems to be the #1 trade resource here in Aus | |
| <DerSandmann> dont even have a testing discord? | |
| <Lunki> "here in Anus" | |
| <Nutblox> hey it's snowing, how cute :33 | |
| <Nutblox> NOT | |
| <birdo> I do, but I am burrito-mode in bed. No chance for getting up and editing the bot config to make it join another server | |
| <DerSandmann> oh yea you can ship it over seas | |
| <DerSandmann> because chinese formula is untrusted | |
| <AndFergYou> at easily 3x the price you pay here | |
| <AndFergYou> Shit is insane some of the footage of people sprinting through stores at opening, bowling others out of the way to grab tins, rush out then rush back in to buy again | |
| <AndFergYou> It's literally gone before it even hits the shelves | |
| <birdo> what happened to using your tits for this? | |
| <DerSandmann> if it's like NZ, the shipment wont even arrive in the stores | |
| <Volume-> MOrnig | |
| <AndFergYou> Sup Volume- | |
| <DerSandmann> the grocery stores here find buyers before it even gets to the stores, so the dont even waste time stocking the shelves AndFergYou | |
| <DerSandmann> they just sell some guy the whole skip | |
| <AndFergYou> Damn, that's shady as fuck DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> I mean, technically, it's allowed, but yea, really fucking shady | |
| <AndFergYou> people here have been caught using garages as warehouses, with hundreds upon hundreds of BOXES of tins stacked up ready to ship | |
| <DerSandmann> even if you pay export tax, when you're making 2-3x profit, the tax doesn't even matter | |
| <Yadde> why not just use your tits? | |
| <DerSandmann> Yadde, not all women can produce enough milk | |
| <Yadde> then use someone elses tits | |
| <DerSandmann> there's milk-banks in NZ for that Yadde | |
| <Yadde> rent a tit | |
| <DerSandmann> but even then, there's a bit of a shortage, and it's a lot harder to store compared to formula | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea, actual milk is so much better | |
| <Yadde> it's also a lot more healthy | |
| <DerSandmann> yea I mean healthy too | |
| <Yadde> keeps your kid from not being sick every other day | |
| <DerSandmann> it has antibodies etc | |
| <DerSandmann> I guess a bit of a cultural thing now too Yadde | |
| <DerSandmann> when I was growing up, women would just breastfeed or w\e in public | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <DerSandmann> now that's somewhat gone where I grew up in Germany | |
| <AndFergYou> also stuff like if family other than the mother is looking after child and doesn't have access to the milk | |
| <AndFergYou> or childcare etc | |
| <Yadde> most people I know didn't use formula | |
| <DerSandmann> it's sad people look at some artificial product and think it's better than what human's have grown up on for 1000s of years now | |
| <AndFergYou> formula has been getting better and better these days, with added stuff for different ages | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea, same thing here AndFergYou https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/101470144/chinese-formula-demand-wont-see-kiwi-babies-go-without | |
| <AndFergYou> it's really particular brands that are targetted | |
| <DerSandmann> and they keep it behind the drug counter glass here AndFergYou | |
| <AndFergYou> I know some supermarkets only put like 4 tins on the shelf and have the rest locked up in steel cage out back | |
| <DerSandmann> then again, breastfeeding rates in China are even higher than in the west | |
| <Yadde> also a lot of finnish parents just give babies over 1y regular milk | |
| <AndFergYou> then again there's the ones that know people buy for that purpose from them, so they throw it all out at start of day, knowing it'll aaaaaaaaalll be gone in 20min or less | |
| <DerSandmann> >drinking milk that long Yadde | |
| <DerSandmann> jesus | |
| <Yadde> what? | |
| <DerSandmann> afaik I was eating like, soft-real-food at like 6mo | |
| <Yadde> well I wasn't talking about having a milk only diet | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea, first 6 months you can't drink regular milk | |
| <Yadde> yeah, but after that you can just use nonfat regular milk | |
| <DerSandmann> true | |
| <Yadde> because formulas are pretty much the same stuff | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck nonfat | |
| <Nutblox> isn't mother milk good for like 2 yo kid | |
| <Nutblox> still | |
| <birdo> tittes are good for all ages | |
| <DerSandmann> ;D | |
| <DerSandmann> tigole bitties | |
| <nogaems_> breast milk is fine for all ages :^) | |
| <DerSandmann> >styrofoam speakers beat out high end speakers | |
| <AndFergYou> Samsung's new smartphone will be 2 cans with string between | |
| <AndFergYou> oh anime https://anilist.co/anime/98514/UmaMusumePrettyDerby | |
| <AndFergYou> >new season hasn't even started yet >horsegirl racing already 2 episodes in | |
| <ncn> bego's favorite amime | |
| <nogaems_> mirin this guys room tho, DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> ye | |
| <DerSandmann> looks like a barn nogaems_ | |
| <DerSandmann> looking at the roof | |
| <nogaems_> yeah | |
| <birdo> anime pls stop | |
| <DerSandmann> never stop the anime | |
| <Rumia> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Rumia: Q played Cue for 2h 51min 20sec, stopped 4h 10min 18sec ago | |
| <Rumia> Hey guys | |
| <AndFergYou> Ello Rumia | |
| <birdo> Rumia, that last Dark Messiah stream was GOLD. Just finished it | |
| <AndFergYou> everyone loves FIRE | |
| <Rumia> What parts did you like birdoo | |
| <birdo> No two people are not on fire | |
| <LordVysh> What's a good question for me? | |
| <LordVysh> I'm confused. | |
| <LordVysh> And intoxicated. | |
| <LordVysh> And ready to stream1 | |
| <birdo> Rumia: The shit firebug AI, all the AAAAAAA, and the endless attempts to use the collapsible bits of the levels but it NEVER WORKS | |
| <Rumia> ahahaha | |
| <birdo> LordVysh, does the green hair girl in Grenadia have arms or what? | |
| <LordVysh> Do you mean Feena? | |
| <birdo> I think so. All the fan and official art hide her arms for some reason. https://images5.alphacoders.com/557/557763.jpg | |
| <LordVysh> I've seen her arms in the game. | |
| <LordVysh> Speaking of which. | |
| <LordVysh> I've just acquired her as a party member. | |
| <LordVysh> And that's where I left off last. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Grandia 2 >>> Grandia dont @ me | |
| <maduin> Purification of Darkness~ | |
| <Dopefish__lives> aw shit ye its on gog | |
| <Dopefish__lives> time to pirate | |
| <LordVysh> Well I've never played any of them Dopefish__lives | |
| <LordVysh> So fight me. | |
| <LordVysh> For no inherent reason. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I said dont @ me fucker | |
| <LewishM> >2018 >pirating games | |
| <LewishM> wew | |
| <birdo> But you didn't say simon says | |
| <LordVysh> Well @birdo I'mma start playing it if you wanna watch me stumble my way through it | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >2018 >having money for games | |
| <Dopefish__lives> priviliged fuck | |
| <birdo> I faund it | |
| <LordVysh> To what are you referring? | |
| <birdo> secrets | |
| <LordVysh> Aight nibba. | |
| <nogaems_> what's money? | |
| <Torse> morns | |
| <LordVysh> okane | |
| <nogaems_> ???? | |
| <ncn> look at this baka not understanding moonspeak | |
| <nogaems_> oh internet says money is where pepis comes from | |
| <Dopefish__lives> you mean bepis? | |
| <LewishM> im just at the point where if I cant afford a game I dont play it | |
| <Dopefish__lives> but then I'd not play any games =( | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I went back to pirating when I got poor again | |
| <Dopefish__lives> after buying for 4 years or so | |
| <LewishM> Even movies and shit now like I havent used a torrent for something you can get legally in a long time | |
| <LewishM> I just cant justify it | |
| <nogaems_> fug in out of bebsi | |
| <nogaems_> I'm* | |
| <nogaems_> why even life | |
| <Rumia> Imagine drinking pepsi | |
| <Rumia> Like, not because you think its coke | |
| <ncn> bleh | |
| <birdo> Gotta become a cokeologist and ride the wave instead | |
| <Rumia> I think the GP office is closed but I need to see a doctor fff | |
| <maduin> I have stopped pirating games and movies completely. I listen music online so ITS NOT PIRACY REALLY :^) | |
| <ncn> OwO | |
| <maduin> @LewishM are any of these worth a shit? https://www.humblebundle.com/books/tales-from-the-worlds-of-warhammer-books | |
| <Aksu> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Aksu: Q played Cue for 2h 51min 20sec, stopped 4h 38min 0sec ago | |
| <Dopefish__lives> !lastplayed g: grandia 2 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Dopefish__lives: no match for game :( | |
| <Rumia> We don't play bad games here on dopelives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> !lastplayed g:gothic | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Dopefish__lives: 6d 14h 47min 18sec ago, Rumía played Gothic ÍI for 2h 0min 5sec | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hmmmm | |
| <Dopefish__lives> :chinnyreckon: | |
| <Rumia> WOW | |
| <maduin> HMMMMM | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I want to see you play it | |
| <maduin> BETRAYAL | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nah maduin 7 is the last good one | |
| <maduin> ah it was 8 then | |
| <Rumia> You know what I never actually played an ultima game, I tried UO for like 3 hours and I tried Pagan once | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Ultima 9 is the ultimate betrayal, but | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Ultima 8 sucks too | |
| <maduin> was Ultima 8 EA game? | |
| <Rumia> These games are beautiful damn | |
| <Dopefish__lives> They're noice | |
| <maduin> these days no game would make a "what's a paladin" line because everyfuckingone knows | |
| <Dopefish__lives> okay lemme wake sian up so she wont be angry at me then Im gonna stream some Grandia 2 | |
| <ncn> paladin? it's that chair with a roof that's carried by slaves innit | |
| <ncn> no wait that's a palanquin | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nono ncn that's a palanquin, a paladin is a a type of chocolate wrapped in foil | |
| <maduin> palance | |
| <Yadde> what's a paladin? | |
| <maduin> get this madman out from here | |
| <Nutblox> what a hot baabhabhiat | |
| <ncn> what is a, nigga | |
| <Nutblox> what's updog | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Penis | |
| <maduin> what are penis | |
| <ncn> penes* | |
| <maduin> nostalgia ahoy | |
| <Rumia> livelive | |
| <ncn> kari grandia :--DDDDD | |
| <maduin> Pity they only made two Grandia games | |
| * DerSandmann bullies Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> >pity | |
| <maduin> (they fucking made Grandia Online) | |
| <DerSandmann> this is how you get Grandia 5 black cocks maduin | |
| <ncn> these sfx oh my gah | |
| <maduin> Doggu | |
| <DerSandmann> sometimes, if you love something maduin, you have to let it die | |
| <maduin> Ryudo is great for the first 50% of the game | |
| <Rumia> Do I need to play the first game to get this | |
| <maduin> DerSandmann: ;____; its true | |
| <maduin> Grandia 3 was so bad I rather imagine it doesnt exist | |
| <DerSandmann> can I bring my save files Dopefish__lives | |
| <Rumia> All those poor forest animals :( | |
| <maduin> Grandia 1 and 2 have fucking great intros | |
| <maduin> not Chrono Cross/Suikoden 3 tier of course but still | |
| <DerSandmann> I was about to ask Dopefish__lives | |
| <maduin> english VA soon | |
| <DerSandmann> I dont think this even has 16:9 | |
| <DerSandmann> wait, is this on steam Dopefish__lives | |
| <Torse> maduin nothing better than older games going from 2d to 3d and everything taking 5x longer because slow transitions | |
| <maduin> lol | |
| <maduin> that voice | |
| <DerSandmann> my 2d waifus | |
| <maduin> I'm expecting some "holy shit" moments from people when they hear Skyes voice | |
| <ncn> japanese goborins | |
| <maduin> or am I mixing it to something else | |
| <DerSandmann> wow | |
| <DerSandmann> that voice | |
| <maduin> IT IS | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <ncn> gruffest black dude incoming | |
| <Aksu> hah | |
| <maduin> do you guys recognize whos voice it is | |
| <DerSandmann> Ryodu == Ska's Manly voice | |
| <DerSandmann> is he black or something | |
| <DerSandmann> >his kind | |
| <Rumia> THATS THE COLONELAENIASF | |
| <Rumia> WHAT | |
| <maduin> YES | |
| <Rumia> RAIDEEENNN | |
| <maduin> IT IS | |
| <DerSandmann> what I wish Dopefish__lives -> I'm OK with 4:3 but I wish I could move the 4:3 all the way to the right and have IRC beside it | |
| <Rumia> I don't care about GIRLS | |
| <maduin> SNAKE, THIS IS A SNEAKING MISSION | |
| <Rumia> DerSandmann you can do that | |
| <DerSandmann> how | |
| <Rumia> Just move the window | |
| <Slowcat> I don't mind it too much | |
| <DerSandmann> in VLC | |
| <maduin> I dont mind it | |
| <DerSandmann> I would have to move it off-screen Rumia | |
| <Murgasmos> Hoi | |
| <Rumia> ...yes | |
| <JDA> DerSandmann VLC can cut the video to 4:3 | |
| <maduin> no? | |
| <DerSandmann> hi Dopefish__lives | |
| <maduin> stream is alive | |
| <maduin> STREAM IS ALIVE | |
| <Lewder> i think | |
| <Rumia> It doesn't say notlive | |
| <Lewder> i caused that | |
| <DerSandmann> how JDA | |
| <Rumia> GEOHOUND | |
| <Rumia> This really IS metal gear | |
| <JDA> right click -> Video -> Cut (Beschneiden) -> 4:3 | |
| <Lewder> by accident however | |
| <DerSandmann> ACH SHEISSE JDA | |
| <DerSandmann> ty | |
| <Lewder> the one way to crash the stream still isn't fixed | |
| <Lewder> nginx-rtmp is a bit silly | |
| <ncn> oh no, does this game have that awful town music | |
| <DerSandmann> i see it Dopefish__lives | |
| <Lewder> Dopefish__lives, it's live, but vacker.tv announces it as offline | |
| <DerSandmann> lizard charm | |
| <Yadde> AP is still showing for me | |
| <DerSandmann> aaaannd it fucks my setup | |
| <DerSandmann> rip | |
| <Lewder> sorry about that, it's me who took it down, i need to talk to Xphome about this again as it's still not fixed | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yeah dont go announcing it though | |
| <Dopefish__lives> just go talk in private | |
| <Lewder> he couldn't reproduce it the previous time | |
| <maduin> back live | |
| <Lewder> of course i'm not announcing how to do it | |
| <Lewder> i did it by accident | |
| <maduin> it just says so but its live | |
| <DerSandmann> if you can't reproduce it there's no bug :-^D | |
| <Yadde> it's a feature | |
| <Lewder> it's a bug in nginx's implementation of rtmp | |
| <Yadde> a random encounter | |
| <Lewder> i think nginx has to be restarted | |
| <Lewder> oops | |
| <DerSandmann> nigix | |
| <Dopefish__lives> watch on that link | |
| <DerSandmann> us was fine Dopefish__lives | |
| <Lewder> big sorry | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> This isn't runescape | |
| <maduin> FUCK IT WE ARE DOING IT LIVE | |
| <ncn> oh, it was grandia 3, how fitting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbTjVulToI&feature=youtu.be | |
| <maduin> TENSEIKEN SLASH | |
| <maduin> but it aint V-SLASH | |
| <ncn> WOUND SLAVE | |
| <maduin> animehair group | |
| <maduin> all different colored hairs | |
| <DerSandmann> oh man, this game stole the combat system from Hyperdimension Neptunia :D | |
| <maduin> stop that | |
| <maduin> stop that right now der | |
| <DerSandmann> :-^D | |
| <DerSandmann> Are you using digital input Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> ps4 controller works natively Dopefish__lives | |
| <Yadde> >kills someone >"you better practice" | |
| <Yadde> WELL GEE NIGGA, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PRACTICE WHILE DEAD? | |
| <DerSandmann> wew | |
| <AndFergYou> IS THAT AAALLL | |
| <DerSandmann> there https://i.imgur.com/Y6K1ddN.jpg | |
| <Yadde> METAL GEAR? | |
| <DerSandmann> that's one good thing with 4:3 aspect ratio at least | |
| <DerSandmann> you can have chat + stream on a 16:9 monitor | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Dopefish has been playing Grandia ÍI for 23min 19sec | |
| <Qipz> what's this | |
| <AndFergYou> 'why don't you take a seat and take off your pants' | |
| <Qipz> this isnt filler/random crap | |
| <Qipz> are you okay dope, this seems like an actual project | |
| <DerSandmann> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: Dopefish | Game: Grandia II | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Qipz> grandia 1 is my all time fav JRPG | |
| <DerSandmann> what do you do nowdays Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> ah doing what Dopefish__lives | |
| <Qipz> just stream after work dope, like the other streamers | |
| <DerSandmann> wew | |
| <DerSandmann> >have you tried unplugging it and plug it in again | |
| <DerSandmann> x8 hours | |
| <Qipz> horrible dersandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> more swedish | |
| <DerSandmann> hoopdy doopy schwoopty | |
| <Qipz> bjork | |
| <ncn> @Qipz my gave grandia song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKqfJgUGUVc | |
| <AndFergYou> It's like he should always be having thumb on nose | |
| <AndFergYou> kicked the shit outta that chair | |
| <Yadde> medicinal earb | |
| <DerSandmann> what countries dont pronounce the H in Herb | |
| <Yadde> RISING BASTARD DRAGON WORLD | |
| <Rumia> You don't have somefriends? | |
| <AndFergYou> You can only use it if you have friends | |
| <AndFergYou> SHAME THAT YOU'RE A GEOHOUND | |
| <AndFergYou> Tower looks like it was made by Doctor Robotnic | |
| <ncn> are they running a train on her or what | |
| <DerSandmann> do you drop the H on Herb Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> would you say (herb) or erb | |
| <ncn> a herb or an herb | |
| <Yadde> hörb or örb | |
| <AndFergYou> Rules are made to be broken Bird! Now shutup | |
| <ncn> yrtti masterrace | |
| <DerSandmann> this combat system ripped straight out of hyperdimension | |
| <DerSandmann> wew | |
| <AndFergYou> He must hate his sword, he's always throwing it into ground | |
| <DerSandmann> this music Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> ten second slash | |
| <DerSandmann> this tower music is gud | |
| <AndFergYou> yo there's vocals | |
| <AndFergYou> or at least 'AAAaaaaAAAAAaaa' | |
| <DerSandmann> yea actual male VA | |
| <DerSandmann> I mean it had english VAs on the console afaik Dopefish__lives | |
| <AndFergYou> I meant the background music | |
| <Yadde> what a lewd spider | |
| <ncn> important bits like TENSEIKEN SLASH | |
| <Yadde> dangling his bits in front of you | |
| <AndFergYou> it sounded like tower music was about to get some range | |
| <DerSandmann> yea the background music has random aaaaaaa | |
| <DerSandmann> a-, | |
| <ncn> also, tenseiken = heavenly sword | |
| <DerSandmann> ahh yeaaaa | |
| <Yadde> ncn >mixing nipponese and brittenese while speaking english | |
| <Yadde> why not just say "heavenly sword slash"? | |
| <AndFergYou> because the japanese man who taught it to him spoke Japanese | |
| <AndFergYou> he couldn't understand it so took it at face value | |
| <ncn> he said "damn"! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN STREM | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives, in other words it's just catering for weebs | |
| <DerSandmann> music reminds me of macross 7 music Dopefish__lives | |
| <AndFergYou> but western is all just BONK | |
| <maduin> BLOOD | |
| <ncn> slasho la calavera! | |
| <DerSandmann> she's still warm :-D | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives, did you ever play Legend of Legaia? | |
| <Torse> Dopefish__lives its 2018 now, we do ass-to-mouth | |
| <ncn> legaia had a kickass combat system | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <ncn> and the composer recycled a song directly from alundra | |
| <Yadde> I mean it's a pretty standard JRPG, but the combat system was different enough to make it stand out | |
| <Yadde> also ncn | |
| <Torse> legend of legaia had pretty fun combat until you figured out the "optimal" moves to do | |
| <Torse> then it got pretty boring | |
| <Yadde> IKUSO! TORNADO FLAIM! | |
| <maduin> YES | |
| <DerSandmann> what year was this game | |
| <maduin> BEST | |
| <maduin> WAIFU COMING | |
| <Yadde> yeah Torse, at first you were like "oh crap this is a pretty cool system" | |
| <Yadde> then you'd just figure out how to chain special moves in a crammed sequence | |
| <DerSandmann> the music in this reminds me of https://youtu.be/QOGhUXDiJbo | |
| <Yadde> and repeat it over and over | |
| <Slowcat> aaaaaaa | |
| <Torse> Yadde I played it a while back on my psp then got to the conkram mirror glitch | |
| <Torse> rip playthrough | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: Dopefish has been playing Grandia ÍI for 46min 33sec | |
| <DerSandmann> FUCKING BEIJING | |
| <ncn> dude we get it, you vape | |
| <Torse> also Yadde, why is legaia2 not legend of legaia 2? | |
| <DerSandmann> wait.. have I plaed this before.. | |
| <Yadde> Torse ncn https://youtu.be/8jrutqOzj9g?t=61 | |
| <Torse> I liked the combat a bit more in legaia2 because you didnt need to spirit after every 2 moves | |
| <DerSandmann> I'll be able to confirm if I played this.. shortly | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed g:wild arms | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: 1809d 0h 33min 55sec (4y 349d) ago, DarkZoma played Wild Arms for 4h 21min 35sec | |
| <ncn> weugh | |
| <Slowcat> women amirite | |
| <DerSandmann> YEP | |
| <DerSandmann> I'VE PLAYED THIS | |
| <ncn> xana returns | |
| <DerSandmann> man I forgot about this game | |
| <maduin> Millenia waifu | |
| <DerSandmann> fair hand :D | |
| <DerSandmann> wew | |
| <DerSandmann> lewd | |
| <maduin> Ahhhh! | |
| <ncn> she's norwegian i see | |
| <DerSandmann> crazy ones are the best | |
| <Slowcat> THAT HP | |
| <DerSandmann> that infinite hp | |
| <DerSandmann> >those fights where you have to lose | |
| <DerSandmann> >you lose and she steps on you with her heels | |
| <Yadde> DerSandmann, that feeling when there was a battle in Suikoden I thought you were always supposed to lose | |
| <DerSandmann> do you even see that model Dopefish__lives | |
| <Yadde> only to find out years after that you could actually win it | |
| <Slowcat> <3 | |
| <DerSandmann> sweatingman.jpg Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> he gave you his daughter as well? | |
| <DerSandmann> jesus that's some payment | |
| <DerSandmann> yep, this is the game I played FOREVER ago | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck, on Dreamcast? | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck I was 8 years old | |
| <Yadde> you know what this voice acting reminds me of? | |
| <Yadde> "Now bear my arctic blast!" | |
| <DerSandmann> I wonder how much of the puns I didn't get Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> >I was ruined at 8 years old | |
| <DerSandmann> rip | |
| <Slowcat> can you level up in this game ? | |
| <DerSandmann> lebbel uppu | |
| <Slowcat> don't step on snek | |
| <DerSandmann> snek | |
| <DerSandmann> dont tread on snek | |
| <DerSandmann> throwing nukes | |
| <Nutblox> i never played ps1 era jrpgs, these early 3D jrpgs seem so slow | |
| <DerSandmann> I forgot, is there a lot of grinding Dopefish__lives ? | |
| <Nutblox> never played FF7 and now i'm too old to enjoy it i assume | |
| <DerSandmann> never too old | |
| <DerSandmann> yea you can run around them | |
| <DerSandmann> sane | |
| <DerSandmann> same | |
| <DerSandmann> !lastplayed g: Hyperdimensia | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: 1033d 2h 24min 25sec (2y 303d) ago, Lunkí played Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;Birth 2: Sisters Generation the Electric Boogaloo for 1h 10min 34sec | |
| <Yadde> Heal, Healer, Healest | |
| <Slowcat> hah | |
| <Nutblox> sian will be tonite all like, why are you so horny dope and his response: 'i played grandia II' | |
| <Slowcat> 10 second smash | |
| <KingofEngland> good chinese evening guys | |
| <DerSandmann> YO | |
| <DerSandmann> THIS MAN KNOWS HOW TO PITCH A TENT | |
| <Nutblox> owl just chilling htere, standing on air | |
| <DerSandmann> she would be a good baseball thrower | |
| <DerSandmann> great form | |
| <DerSandmann> what do you do when you get off work Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> that bowling noise | |
| <DerSandmann> :/ | |
| <DerSandmann> ah | |
| <Nutblox> this looks more dynamic now that you don't just instakill them with a special attack | |
| <DerSandmann> jerpergeerr | |
| <Nutblox> don't tread on me reee | |
| <DerSandmann> do you take increased dmg if you get countered Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nutblox> :| :D :| | |
| <DerSandmann> still wastes mana though Dopefish__lives | |
| <KingofEngland> are you guys watching a stream | |
| <KingofEngland> its not live on my side | |
| <Nutblox> there's some older jrpg about airship pirates that is apparently good | |
| <Dopefish__lives> watch on that link | |
| <Nutblox> did you play it | |
| <ncn> skies of arcadia? | |
| <Nutblox> is it gud ncn | |
| <ncn> dunno, never played | |
| <Nutblox> i loved trails in the sky | |
| <DerSandmann> the neptunia games have this exact combat system | |
| <Nutblox> hyperdimension neptunia is just a meme story tho | |
| <Nutblox> if i wanted a shallow story with fanservice i'd just go with a porn jrpg | |
| <DerSandmann> >meme story | |
| <DerSandmann> it has gameplay though nutblox | |
| <DerSandmann> oh | |
| <DerSandmann> RANCE | |
| <Nutblox> :o | |
| <Nutblox> i'll check it out when i'm in the MOOD for some good games | |
| <DerSandmann> Kamidori Alchemy Meister is a good hentai game too | |
| <Nutblox> ^ | |
| <DerSandmann> like | |
| <DerSandmann> it's a legit game | |
| <DerSandmann> >obsure porn game >oh hang on I have it installed | |
| <Yadde> I still think Suikoden 1 and 2 have one of the best JRPG stories | |
| <ncn> more like groan | |
| <Ramstrong> Roan is pronounced "puss-see" | |
| <Slowcat> roan is a boy ? | |
| <Ramstrong> ecstaberry | |
| <Nutblox> bonk | |
| <DerSandmann> man | |
| <DerSandmann> >forgot to charge phone >pick up phone >it dies in my hand | |
| <DerSandmann> ;=; | |
| <Nutblox> her boobs are defying gravity | |
| <DerSandmann> what are we going to do on the bed | |
| <LordVysh> >start streaming Grandia >Dope streams Grandia II | |
| <LordVysh> It's ok Dopefish__lives I love you man. | |
| <Ramstrong> succy succ | |
| <Nutblox> somewhere in africa a black man is streaming grandia III lordvysh | |
| <LordVysh> I KNOW MAN | |
| <LordVysh> I hope you at least consider it as materiel for streamer Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nutblox> this framerate, auughh | |
| <Nutblox> only during the cutscene | |
| <LordVysh> At least I can upload at 10Gbps. | |
| <LordVysh> For YT. | |
| <Nutblox> a fashionable way to kill a snake | |
| <plaaplaa> no step on snek ;_; | |
| <Nutblox> i hear doom noises | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Doom had a lot of stock sounds | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> But since doom is so popular, you'd think it's out of place since you like doom | |
| <Nutblox> i didn't know this | |
| <Slowcat> nice | |
| <maduin> lollipop lane kid, lollipop lane | |
| <ncn> groan getting to motorboat succubus waifu | |
| <Meryl> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: Dopefish | Game: Grandia II | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Meryl> Mooooooooorning | |
| <Ramstrong> the "sonic got hit" animation Dopefish__lives | |
| <Meryl> Where are streams | |
| <Dopefish__lives> watch on that link | |
| <Meryl> Make sure you have Flash Player installed | |
| <Meryl> Thought I had that | |
| <Nutblox> go to chrome options and enable flash on vacker, Meryl | |
| <Nutblox> wait why did i say chrome i don't know if you have chrome | |
| <Nutblox> bulk frog | |
| <Lunki> frogotaur | |
| <Nutblox> BULL FROG | |
| <begoniabol> hey all | |
| <maduin> bego.. | |
| <begoniabol> maduin what | |
| <begoniabol> is stream over or stream just started? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> watch on that link | |
| <maduin> stream is still going | |
| <begoniabol> thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <Lunki> she is turning into a fish cake | |
| <Nutblox> just put it in topic! | |
| <begoniabol> why isnt it working on dopelives? | |
| <Nutblox> dat topic gonna last for two mins tho | |
| <Nutblox> assuming you gonna kick this frog ass | |
| <Viilipurkki> netherlands server works on dopestreamer | |
| <Viilipurkki> yeah, something is strange | |
| <Viilipurkki> the Germany server seems to be down, but the US and Netherlands servers work | |
| <Viilipurkki> strange indeed | |
| <Nutblox> lewder accidently kicked .de server power button | |
| <Nutblox> not very strange at all! | |
| <Topso> Hey dopefish hows it going? | |
| <Topso> golden hammer..............crash | |
| <Slowcat> hahah | |
| <Topso> rip | |
| <Topso> omg what a strong bird | |
| <Nutblox> ripped owl | |
| <Topso> he doesnt have any pants | |
| <Topso> lollipop lane | |
| <Nutblox> better for immersion, your brains remember where you are | |
| <Topso> puff nut my new nickname for Nutblox | |
| <Nutblox> i like it | |
| <Topso> hahahaha | |
| <Nephtunh> are we playing SCP tonight | |
| <Nutblox> lolll | |
| <I-H> puff-a-nut | |
| <Nephtunh> last night was a blast | |
| <LordVysh> Xphome you about lad? | |
| <Nutblox> you gotta trick the community into playing it Nephtunh | |
| <Nephtunh> wadya mean | |
| <Nutblox> the hype's slowly dying :/ | |
| <I-H> [can't wake up} | |
| <Topso> I am tried today | |
| <Nephtunh> oh yeah I noticed | |
| <Nutblox> i'd be up for SCP earlier today tho | |
| <Nephtunh> is it because theres only 4 types of monsters | |
| <I-H> SCP has been good for surprisingly long time though | |
| <Nutblox> it's a fotm | |
| <Topso> OH PINK GIRL | |
| <Nutblox> and the fun part is learning it | |
| <Topso> WHO IS PINK GIRL | |
| <LordVysh> Oi @Topso | |
| <Topso> Hey Lordvysh | |
| <Ramstrong> Dopefish__lives i'm playing torment numenera and i swear to god Erritis is just LarryLongbow | |
| <Topso> Me irl | |
| <Nephtunh> I just noticed SCP downloaded 50MB update | |
| <Topso> Thanks cutie Dope 😃 | |
| <I-H> thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <Ramstrong> cheers Dopefish__lives | |
| <LordVysh> Takk Dopefish__lives | |
| <Slowcat> thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <JDA> thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nephtunh> danke | |
| <Nutblox> come back to it later!! | |
| <Nephtunh> danke dope | |
| <ncn> thansk dopefish__lives | |
| <Yadde> thanks Dope | |
| <AndFergYou> Thanks Dope | |
| <KingofEngland> danke dope | |
| <Nooya> REMINDER IF YOU WANT TO / ARE PLANNING TO ATTEND DOPECON, FILL IN HERE: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> I think ... Qìpz should stream! | |
| <IronBar> Qipzter | |
| <begoniabol> thats a high cat IronBar | |
| <IronBar> Cat in the high pole | |
| <KingofEngland> we fight from high place? | |
| <Nutblox> IT'S OVER ANAKIN | |
| <ncn> general nutbloxi | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Morning dopechat | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto_Works jesus christ | |
| <plaaplaa> you're MASSIVELY EARLY | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Been here since 7 am, plaaplaa | |
| <Ghatto_Works> UK meetings, lad | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Damn UK people having weird time and shit | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> :vandarkholme: | |
| <Ghatto_Works> You know i don't do anal | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Lets all get comfy and wait for Ràmstrong to stream. | |
| <Ramstrong> uwotm8 | |
| <Ramstrong> but i have chores | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Shhhhh.....No chores, only streams now | |
| <ncn> you know what the biggest april fools was? making us think it was spring | |
| <ncn> HAHAA NIGGAS HAVE SOME MORE SNOW | |
| <Yadde> it's snowing right now in here, ncn | |
| <ncn> here too, after almost all had melted | |
| <Yadde> gotta resupply for all that slush | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> :dogpee: | |
| <Ghatto_Works> No snow here, only hot weather | |
| <Ghatto_Works> 31c last few days | |
| <Yadde> I could go for 31'c for a day or two | |
| <Yadde> wanna swap? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> You can take it, Yadde | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Daily dose https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tffOB41vc84 | |
| <begoniabol> seen it :3 | |
| <begoniabol> did you shave your cats Ghatto_Works? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Only Kimi | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Korra has her hair short since the last time | |
| <begoniabol> haha oh no | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Kimi is a hair ball | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Half ragamuffin | |
| <begoniabol> oh long hair? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Yeah | |
| <IronBar> !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Drunkfish | |
| <Nephtunh> why are ther 10 different SCP-0001 | |
| <Nephtunh> in the scp wiki | |
| <Nephtunh> dissapointed | |
| <Nephtunh> does that mean u accuse someone of rape | |
| <Nephtunh> and he gets his guns taken away | |
| <maduin> good question | |
| <ncn> why do they write half the article in the url tho | |
| <Nephtunh> clickbait | |
| <maduin> I guess more likely to click the link | |
| <ncn> they should put more sex into it then | |
| <Nephtunh> this is the shittiest one of all | |
| <maduin> is that angel | |
| <Nephtunh> idk but I got triggered | |
| <Nephtunh> when I saw 10 differnet SCP-001 pages | |
| <Nephtunh> very triggered | |
| <maduin> why | |
| <maduin> arent all those distraction from the real one | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wot | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I died for a reason | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Weird | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And lost my channels for a reason | |
| <Ghatto_Works> What was the dopeanimu channel again? | |
| <Green> The weeklyweebshit channel is dead as fuck,. innit | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Dunno lad | |
| <Nutblox> pulla madoka | |
| <Green> lewd | |
| <Nutblox> i think it's only dan streaming anime to his normie friends green | |
| <Green> In that channel, maybe | |
| <Green> But one the actual streaming channel we watch anime pretty often | |
| <Green> Or fig and sauze do at least | |
| <Nutblox> i see so that's where the two have been hiding | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'd stream anime, i have fucktons of it but all of them are spanish subb'd :( | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Except a few like Chrono Crusade and Tenjou Tenge | |
| <Nephtunh> why not english sub | |
| <Nutblox> watching spanish dub is slightly better than watching english dub | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Aye | |
| <Ghatto_Works> It has its exceptions though | |
| <Ghatto_Works> But generally i agree | |
| <maduin> :( | |
| <maduin> poor drone | |
| <Ghatto_Works> RIP drone | |
| <Nutblox> they ryssivät it :-DD | |
| <maduin> why is latin so cool sounding language | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <begoniabol> plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/jjkRG1Xm6xI | |
| <begoniabol> haha jesus | |
| <Ramstrong> PINGAS | |
| <Nutblox> ramstrong: tfw i broke the kingdom's economy in ni no kuni 2 and now i lost all motivation to finish it | |
| <Ramstrong> top lel nutblox | |
| <Ramstrong> you dun goof son | |
| <Nutblox> maximum inflation did too good | |
| <Ramstrong> >maximum inflation should i call you tom preston? | |
| <maduin> I recognize that reference | |
| <Nutblox> no but you might call me [his other name] | |
| <maduin> what was his other name | |
| <maduin> I dont remember it | |
| <maduin> Blue Bear | |
| <Nutblox> i like all the animes here except FMA | |
| <Rumia> What's wrong with FMA | |
| <Ghatto_Works> You can keep Shingeki no Kyojin, @Nutblox. I'll take FMA instead | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >redditcore >bowie >queen >demon days >dark side of the moon >pulp fiction | |
| <Nutblox> idk, wasn't my thing | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rest is trash tho | |
| <Rumia> I think once you're past a certain age FMA seems kinda childish | |
| <nogaems_> it was ok when i watched it 10yrs ago | |
| <ncn> ed... ward... | |
| <Rumia> Also is this a graphic poking fun at reddit or I cant tell anymore | |
| <maduin> wait you dont like FMA? | |
| <maduin> What is wrong with you | |
| <nogaems_> i think it's a meta mix of degenerate shit like taht steven universe and good shit | |
| <Nutblox> it's boring to me!! | |
| <nogaems_> subtle troll maybe? | |
| <maduin> also this is pretty bad troll picture | |
| <ncn> i bet nutblox likes rick and morty | |
| <Rumia> Man now the ready steady go song is in my head | |
| <Nutblox> i do | |
| <ncn> ha, knew it | |
| <Nutblox> the guy who made the pic just put in popular stuff and called it a day | |
| <ncn> confirmed autirs | |
| <Nutblox> your words can't hurt me | |
| <nogaems_> google tells me that's a paul okenfold song, and i dont like him | |
| <Nutblox> coz I'M PICKLE RIIIIIICK | |
| <Nutblox> look what you made me do | |
| <nogaems_> HUE PICKY RIIICK SNESCHANASUWN SAUCE MORT BBBRAP | |
| <maduin> that episode destroyed whole Rick&Morty | |
| <nogaems_> oh i remember this song | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I agree with this chart apart from the music | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but trigger word buzzword reddit xd | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> like you're not allowed to enjoy things | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> or form opinions | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> like /v/ massively hates mass effect but it's probably my favorite trilogy of all time | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I even liked 3 up until the ending | |
| <nogaems_> i dont really know enough about reddit to say, but i do know that things idont like are reddit | |
| <Rumia> I think /v/ loved the first mass effect when it came out | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> they still do | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> and they liked 2 | |
| <Rumia> God I remember lurking /v/ back then, the shitposting was insane | |
| <Nutblox> 'to be reddit', pls explain what that even means coz i don't think it means nothing | |
| <Rumia> JAPAN TIME | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> andromeda deserves all the hate it gets though | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> fucking | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that game is just sad | |
| <nogaems_> eh most of /v/ is just one dude shitposting about one topic trying to force an opinion. mass effect was enjoyed for years | |
| <nogaems_> yeah im not keen on andromeda tho, and im too old to force myself to eat shit just to see if it tastes like shit | |
| <Rumia> nutblox here's my take: To be "reddit" is to pick the safe, mainstream options that you can say you enjoy without revealing your power levels | |
| <maduin> lol andromeda | |
| <Viilipurkki> @GUTSMANSASS the ending and some of the pointless dream sequences we're really the only bad things about ME3 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah they spoiled it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> like the citadel DLC for mass effect 3 was fucking amazing | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> fan service but | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> just so fun | |
| <nogaems_> me3 had a lot of shit wrong with it, too. it was an ok game i enjoyed it, even if that gay space babby and space ninja shit ruined it | |
| <Yadde> a lot of those games on the reddit list are just games that popular people stream | |
| <Yadde> they're not actually great games | |
| <Rumia> The weird fuckin tonal change for the DLC though | |
| <nogaems_> me3 mp was sexcellent | |
| <nogaems_> oh i never played any me3 dlc | |
| <maduin> GUTSMANSASS: that DLC was fun even for me who never played ME3 | |
| <maduin> ME2 had two amazing DLCs, Overlord and that Shadow Breaker or something like that | |
| <Sariel> broker | |
| <maduin> Oh its broker, makes sense | |
| <nogaems_> i liked me2, even if that one dude on v hated it | |
| <maduin> I really like ME2 | |
| <Sariel> don't think I played either, I liked the first ME best for the customization stuff | |
| <maduin> ME1's gameplay is just eh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shadow borker was great | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah ME1's gameplay is a bit all over the place | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> gameplay is 3>2>1 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> story is 1=2>3 | |
| <maduin> I just wish the original plan for the story would have stayed ;_; | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2 becomes = with overlord and shadow borker | |
| <nogaems_> me3 gameplay was legit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> But anyway NO SPOILS I'M TRYING TO STREAM THIS STFUF | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> STUFF | |
| <maduin> but | |
| <maduin> no one is streaming | |
| <Yadde> spoilers GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Viilipurkki> sentinel is the best class | |
| <Yadde> your choices don't matter | |
| <nogaems_> spoilers: solid snape is dumbleswarf | |
| <plaaplaa> andromeda was the best mass effect | |
| <maduin> how can I believe you if there are no streams now | |
| <plaaplaa> :^) | |
| <nogaems_> +b | |
| <Nutblox> let's not spoil the ending of ME3 gotta let everyone experience it for themselves | |
| <maduin> China fucking loves Ready Player One | |
| <nogaems_> more like reddit player unknowns battlemovie | |
| <maduin> it was fun movie :3 | |
| <maduin> just dont watch it in 3D | |
| <nogaems_> I honestly have no interest in it, im not even sure what it's about | |
| <nogaems_> wew3d | |
| <Nutblox> why maduirn | |
| <maduin> there are so much stuff you could spot and go "HEYYY I RECOGNIZE THAT" but you cant fucking see anything in 3D because everything is in blur | |
| <Nutblox> lul | |
| <maduin> I still dont know if that one was dreadnought from Warhammer 40k | |
| <Nutblox> ultimate I CLAPPED movie | |
| <Nutblox> wonder if RLM is up to task reviewing it | |
| <nogaems_> nice | |
| <nogaems_> rich is probably gonna have fun, then mumble a word wrogn and get trolled | |
| <Nutblox> poor rich | |
| <maduin> Yeah nostalgia is BIG thing in it, but its not trying to fool you like its not big thing | |
| <maduin> its just fun movie | |
| <nogaems_> helllooooooooo~ | |
| <nogaems_> can you even call rp1 nostalgia bait? im sure there's a word for it | |
| <nogaems_> memebait? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if i'm allowed i'll stream more mass effect tonight | |
| <Yadde> guys | |
| <Yadde> guys | |
| <Yadde> no I mean | |
| <nogaems_> GUYS | |
| <Yadde> Qipz | |
| <Yadde> Qipz | |
| <Yadde> Qipz | |
| <Yadde> Hi | |
| <maduin> nogaems_: it doesnt have memes | |
| <ncn> ayyyymd | |
| <nogaems_> yeah im not sure how to describe it. cultural references? | |
| <nogaems_> there should be anice word for it | |
| <Fridafuzz> I see you're following my life advice, Qipz | |
| <Rumia> Oh hey qipz | |
| <Rumia> I had to switch to NL server | |
| <Nutblox> what's this noise lul | |
| <maduin> nogaems_: popcult | |
| <Yadde> Earl Grey | |
| <Nutblox> vanilla | |
| <nogaems_> popcult works | |
| <nogaems_> make some green teaaaaaa | |
| <Yadde> green tea | |
| <Fridafuzz> Was going to suggest lemon ginger, Qipz . Is great for energy boost | |
| <Yadde> kowfi | |
| <nogaems_> mm lemon gigner sounds nice | |
| <Nutblox> i guess you could say | |
| <Nutblox> you weren't ready for it, Qipz | |
| <Yadde> lipton yellow label and twinings earl grey are the only good teas | |
| <maduin> also seems like Far Cry 5 has been breaking the francise records | |
| <Yadde> fight me | |
| <nogaems_> remove the tea dude from the tea thing in 4-5mins Qipz | |
| <Yadde> You're not allowed to say I'm wrong Qipz | |
| <nogaems_> earl grey is p good | |
| <Yadde> because that's just like | |
| <Yadde> your opinion man | |
| <maduin> I dont know shit about teas ;_; | |
| <nogaems_> i mostly drink decaf black. my taste buds got too used to black tea | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> far cry 5 is a step up from 3-4 | |
| <Yadde> I used to drink lemon tea | |
| <ncn> >eating with mic on REEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| <maduin> so worth of buying then? Not full price but still | |
| <Yadde> but I don't like fruit teas anymore | |
| <maduin> Polygon doesnt like that this game is not political enough | |
| <nogaems_> hey fruit tea. fruity | |
| <maduin> WELL | |
| <nogaems_> oh hey LarryLongbow it's the aussie nathem | |
| <Yadde> I streamed Tyrian on my empty channel Qipz | |
| <nogaems_> anthem* figners pls werk | |
| <maduin> Tyrian? | |
| <Yadde> Tyrian | |
| <maduin> I played Pillars of Eternity today | |
| <Yadde> best shmup | |
| <maduin> got my ass kicked | |
| <Fridafuzz> Time to remove the tea dude, Qipz | |
| <maduin> what are you eating then | |
| <Yadde> anyone who doesn't say Tyrian isn't the best SHMUP, hasn't played it | |
| <ncn> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| <Yadde> is* | |
| <Murgasmos> Just tuned in, haven't seen anything of the game before. How is game, is it worth? | |
| <nogaems_> i dunno if i want to play this game before i get major spoilers | |
| <Yadde> I never got excited on Far Cry games after playing 3 | |
| <LarryLongbow> its very catchy! nogaems_ | |
| <Yadde> not saying 4 or 5 are bad games | |
| <Yadde> but 3 was meh after a while, and as far as I know, 4 and 5 are just 3 with better graphics | |
| <nogaems_> i never finished 3. got to the last island and meh | |
| <maduin> fucking Qipz | |
| <ncn> this munching EUGH | |
| <Fridafuzz> Have you ridden Cheeseburger into battle yet, Qipz ? | |
| <Murgasmos> What are some good meal replacement things, might be good to try out so I don't need to cook every day to eat at home and work | |
| <Sariel> vaas carried 3 | |
| <nogaems_> oh wait maybe I did finish 3 but was underwhelmed. i remember tetten | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 5 isn't really 3 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's a lot more open | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> more depth to it too | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shooting may seem the same but whatever | |
| <Sariel> would have been far far better if vaas was actually the actual enemy, the real baddie was so meh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2 > all of them tho | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 1 = 2 > rest | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> actually | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 1 = 2 > blood dragon > rest | |
| <nogaems_> 1 was garbage with it's autoaim bullshit | |
| <Yadde> yeah, blood dragon is better than 3 because 80's jokes | |
| <Sariel> all I remember from 2 was the fever shit | |
| <Sariel> and burning grass | |
| <Sariel> apart from that nothign good | |
| <Sariel> breaking weapons | |
| <nogaems_> infinite africas, aids, cars, sand. tahts all i remember | |
| <Nadel> what about the deadly africanised water | |
| <Sariel> >get new gun >use for .5s >rusty and broken | |
| <Sariel> yeah and that | |
| <nogaems_> oh no no the bottleheads | |
| <Fridafuzz> lololloll | |
| <Rumia> Man I'm already upset about having to climb radio towers in beyond good and evil 2 | |
| <Murgasmos> My favourite was the checkpoints that respawned if you took 0,0025 steps away from it nogaems_ | |
| <LarryLongbow> qipz did you ever get a chance to try out royale! | |
| <Rumia> Ubisoft are gonna fuck it up | |
| <Yadde> Qipz. there's a golden reindeer statue next to the highway in a city near here | |
| <nogaems_> inorite Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> Also, how every quest was on the other side of where you were on the map | |
| <Murgasmos> So you had to go through those checkpoints every damn time | |
| <nogaems_> lol xcom | |
| <Yadde> if you can click links Qipz http://www.tietotori.fi/Pohjois-Savo/Pohjois-Savo%20Keskustelut/I0021A5F6.0/Kultainen%20peura%202.jpg | |
| <nogaems_> oh deer | |
| <Yadde> how many souls did you sell for that feature Qipz? | |
| <Slowcat> you can see the picture in chat ? | |
| <Rumia> So now if 3 people post a link you can't read shit qipz | |
| <ncn> yadde you mohno that's deer not a reindeer | |
| <Yadde> yeah ncn | |
| <Yadde> I remembered wrong | |
| <Yadde> it's always been "kultanen poro" even though ot | |
| <Yadde> it's actually peura* | |
| <Slowcat> hahah | |
| <Rumia> !lastplayed g:sega bass | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Rumia: 1962d 15h 44min 26sec (5y 137d) ago, http://www.livestream.com/Qipz played Sega Bass Fishing for 24min 19sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >livestream.com | |
| <Rumia> Damn he's right | |
| <Rumia> >five years | |
| <Rumia> holy shity | |
| <Rumia> That's no moon! LarryLongbow | |
| <LarryLongbow> You have to be a starwars fan to truly know! Rumia | |
| <Rumia> ahah | |
| <nogaems_> id shit off her chest, if you know what i mean | |
| <Fridafuzz> ha | |
| <IronBar> Played through Call of Pripyat again yesterday, probably beaten it like 10 times by now | |
| <nogaems_> BLZEIT | |
| <IronBar> That is one bright sun | |
| <Fridafuzz> Always ready to be adequate, Qipz | |
| <Rumia> Its so good IronBar | |
| <Rumia> I wanna do misery one day | |
| <IronBar> ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <nogaems_> my stream is slow im sorry Qipz | |
| <IronBar> Rumia, so you're the wonkle expert eh? HIHIHIHI | |
| <LarryLongbow> Sharks! Qipz | |
| <nogaems_> huehue | |
| <Slowcat> crocs | |
| <IronBar> Slaughterfish | |
| <IronBar> This is Skyrim with guns afterall | |
| <IronBar> So Southern Finland got it's pre-spring snow dump today | |
| <IronBar> Yes | |
| <LarryLongbow> our snow is almost gone now but they say snow will come tomorrow! IronBar | |
| <IronBar> Laughing dog | |
| <nogaems_> rip duck | |
| <LarryLongbow> Her man has passed out! | |
| <LarryLongbow> He was working so hard he died! | |
| <IronBar> !wisdom | |
| <I-H> 10 The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. | |
| <IronBar> Well, that wisdom timed itself right | |
| <LarryLongbow> I hope you go cave exploring and find a secret underwater cave with new alien species! | |
| <IronBar> Is Jacob someone or was he just a bossman | |
| <LarryLongbow> Do they always flee when they close to dying! | |
| <Barano> no shot beer ;___; | |
| <Barano> also, Lads | |
| <LarryLongbow> Who is the nerdlooking man with glasses! | |
| <Nutblox> do u have a restream @Qipz | |
| <Nutblox> restream it on twitch so i can watch it better! | |
| <Nutblox> yee boi | |
| <ncn> don | |
| <Nutblox> what's the link! | |
| <Barano> the delightful demon | |
| <Nutblox> hi @Qipz ! | |
| <Nutblox> :)) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> why do you need twitch? | |
| <ncn> MonkaS | |
| <Barano> Tails: A Nature Documentary by Qipz | |
| <nogaems_> pretty sure grizzlys are way bigger than black bears | |
| <ncn> omegaLUL | |
| <Nutblox> my internet is having a fight with vacker.tv | |
| <Fridafuzz> Grizzly bears are definitely bigger than black bears irl Qipz | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Nigga this Kawaii https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_ONuPfI6EU&t=244s | |
| <ncn> heya | |
| <Barano> Gay bears > all bears | |
| <Barano> I'd like to see a grizzly try and fight bear force one | |
| <Rumia> SLINGBOW | |
| <nogaems_> twtf even | |
| <Barano> Darts or bolts would be better | |
| <ncn> not enough stability i'd wager | |
| <nogaems_> yeah why didint anyone think of some sort of device to sling arrows | |
| <Rumia> I think because they only became possible thanks to modern rubber | |
| <Rumia> By the time we had that, we had guns already | |
| <Yadde> you need a place to rest the arrow head | |
| <Yadde> and when you add that | |
| <Yadde> it's just a crossbow | |
| <Fridafuzz> Well, a crossbow is kind of a slingbow | |
| <Green> ur a slingbow | |
| <Barano> >designing a slingshot for arrows >realise it needs to be wider >realise the handle could just go on the shaft >realise you can get more power from a flexible bow >accidentally invent the bow again | |
| <Fridafuzz> Fun fact, the Norwgian word for crossbow translates to "arm breast" | |
| <Barano> That is a fun fact | |
| <Green> The swedish word translates to "arm brush" or "arm bristle" | |
| <Barano> You doing the Bart Simpson run now, Qipz? | |
| <Fitnig> A wonkle finish | |
| <Barano> Should've done a 360 | |
| <Fitnig> ITS A GODDAMN WOLF | |
| <Fitnig> >spading the wolf | |
| <Fitnig> cruel | |
| <Fitnig> Sleepspade | |
| <Fridafuzz> You made the wolf do the whiny noise, Qipz :'( | |
| <Rumia> I started saying "oopaa" becauuse of how often qipz says it and my sister told me to stop because it sounds like I'm saying oppai | |
| <Dopefish__lives> @Green Fridafuzz: Armborst also means "arm-breast" originally. They're corruptions of "arcuballista" from Latin. The more you know! | |
| <Fitnig> Rumia got that weeb fam | |
| <Green> wowza | |
| <plaaplaa> @Barano I love that video | |
| <plaaplaa> it's so well edited | |
| <Barano> The faces are a perfect fit | |
| <Fitnig> KUYASHII | |
| <Aksu> He hates it | |
| <Fitnig> Wow game | |
| <Rumia> Can you kill anybody in this game | |
| <Rumia> Or just the bad lads | |
| <Fitnig> >experimenting on wolves | |
| <Barano> Anybody but the bees | |
| <Fitnig> THOSE FUCKING BEES THOUGH | |
| <Fitnig> or wasps | |
| <Fitnig> He just sleeping also | |
| <Fitnig> Sleepbees | |
| <Barano> Putting bee DNA into wolves | |
| <ncn> je ne parle pas en francois | |
| <Rumia> Anybody recommend a private tracker for games? There's one I wanna stream but it's A: Expensive and B: new enough that I think they'll sic lawyers on me | |
| <Fitnig> We need the main character to have a voice bit that says "LOCKED" with a very pronounced K | |
| <Rumia> Why is his butt so floaty qipz | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fucking finally found the source for that DerSandmann video about the girl dancing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwA_0N5NyEY | |
| <Barano> Action packed streams | |
| <Fitnig> Low quality bait | |
| <Fitnig> gotta get that lossless flac bait | |
| <ncn> hoplaa! | |
| <Yadde> Qipz, this is a shit fishing game | |
| <Yadde> play Pro Pilkki 2 | |
| <Barano> In a hospital | |
| <ncn> this is the greatest fishing game nigga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX_reTiiDM4 | |
| <Yadde> ncn, we actually played Pro Pilkki 2 this weekend with friends while drinking beer | |
| <Yadde> it got loud | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia what game | |
| <Nutblox> voi jehna ncn | |
| <Rumia> I gotta keep my secret projects secret Dopefish__lives but I will send a message via pidgeon at the usual dropbox | |
| <Fridafuzz> Various species of sturgeon live in the ocean, near the coast or in freshwater, qi | |
| <ncn> best was when you didn't catch any fish and muumimamma said "looks like i'll be making fishless fish soup" | |
| <Yadde> Rumia, I could give you an invite to torrentday, but I would require you to actually keep a ratio there | |
| <Fridafuzz> Sturgeon live both in freshwater and saltwater, Kips | |
| <Dopefish__lives> sturgeon is a bird | |
| <Yadde> sturgeon is an animal with a scalpel | |
| <Ramstrong> i thought sturgeon was the snp leader Dopefish__lives | |
| <ncn> mountain chicken is a bird | |
| <Dopefish__lives> no Ramstrong that's nickola salmon | |
| <Rumia> My empornium radio is 2.3 Yadde is that good enough | |
| <Rumia> Dopefish__lives no you're thinking of the guy who eventid electriky | |
| <Yadde> your what? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> sturgeon is a german menance | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no wait | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> scottish menance | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wow gutsman confirmed fuckin sexist and blind | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia no that's nikola tesla, you're thinking of the man who played opposite of Jon Travolta in Face/off | |
| <Ramstrong> good thing you're gutsman and not eyesman then | |
| <Yadde> Sturgeon's revelation (as originally expounded by Theodore Sturgeon), commonly referred to as Sturgeon's law, is an adage commonly cited as "ninety percent of everything is crap". | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> noice | |
| <ncn> >immortalized in history for stating the obvious waw | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Shit, son | |
| <Nephtunh> ur inhuman qipz | |
| <Nutblox> moose: immunity to bullets, +15% resistance to arrows | |
| <Nephtunh> ur not even eating the meat qipz | |
| <Nutblox> arrow has more mass so it's more effective | |
| <Nephtunh> just buy more arrows | |
| <Nephtunh> yes? | |
| <Nephtunh> its right there | |
| <Ramstrong> man i'm really enjoying ni no kuni 2 | |
| <Ramstrong> so gud | |
| <Nephtunh> he killed her | |
| <Nephtunh> GODAMN IMMIGRANTS | |
| <Nephtunh> kill him | |
| <Nutblox> looop | |
| <nogaems_> did she blink? | |
| <arch> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> arch: Dopefish watch at http://vacker.tv/watch?c=live&s=de played Grandia ÍI for 2h 19min 27sec, stopped 3h 39min 11sec ago | |
| <Murgasmos> >read the flavour of an ice cream as "blueberry and white chocolate" >get home >read the label again >it's blueberry and cardamom | |
| <Murgasmos> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| <Nutblox> rip murgasmos | |
| <arch> what's that topic about? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Cardamom ice cream? Sounds interesting | |
| <Murgasmos> WHAT KIND OF A MADMAN PUTS CARDAMOM IN ICE CREAM | |
| <Nephtunh> qipz you fucked with the wrong marines | |
| <Barano> Black cardamom? Because I'm down for that | |
| <Murgasmos> Fridafuzz the blueberry part tastes good, but I can barely taste it because the taste of cardamom is stronk | |
| <Fridafuzz> Pretty unusual flavouring | |
| <Nutblox> where's the WASTED message | |
| <Nutblox> it's missing | |
| <Murgasmos> No shit | |
| <Fridafuzz> Wanna know where to find sturgeon, Kips ;) ? | |
| <ncn> you just ate! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ramstrong i'm not this far | |
| <Barano> Enjoy food, thanks Qipzlad | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> pls no spoil | |
| <ncn> thansk kips | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> tanks kips | |
| <Ramstrong> i didn't spoil shit GUTSMANSASS calm down | |
| <nogaems_> wow check out spoilerman over here | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> If only S would stream some videogames on the internet. | |
| <Qipz> should change his name to spoilstrong | |
| <Dopefish__lives> is Ramstrong pulling a Greene :D | |
| <Nutblox> hey buddy the spoiler club is two blocks down | |
| <Ramspoilers> DUMBLEDORE DIES | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew | |
| <Ramspoilers> SCOTT SHELBY IS THE KILLER | |
| <Rumia> noooo you bitch | |
| <Fridafuzz> I will join the food normies | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Darth Vader is Luke's Father! | |
| <Fridafuzz> Soilent Green is people! | |
| <Nutblox> i better forget scott shelby because it might come out one day | |
| <Dopefish__lives> They Love | |
| <Dopefish__lives> They Live even | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hmm | |
| <ncn> i ate a lihis with a banana in it | |
| <Nutblox> and you call me out for liking rick and morty | |
| <Nutblox> who's the real memester here HUH | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what | |
| <Ramspoilers> rick and morty is ok, the fanbase is fucking dumb as shit though | |
| <Fridafuzz> You can like it, but you can't love it | |
| <Ramspoilers> NUTBLOX IS THE REAL MEMESTER | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I love undertale | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but the fanbase is just | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> fuck off | |
| ! | |
| <Ramspoilers> i liked undertale | |
| <Barano> It's a good show, now please check out my fanpage on tumblr pls | |
| <Nutblox> who here liked Alphys | |
| <Green> no one | |
| <Barano> Not me | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no one | |
| <Yadde> the fanbase made me hate undertale even if I never played it | |
| <Nutblox> it's settled, then | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i played it on release Yadde | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so it was fine | |
| <Rumia> Alphys was the worst character, and yet the most relatable | |
| <Rumia> What does that say about us | |
| <Green> >Alphys >relateable | |
| <Yadde> people | |
| <Barano> I did not relate at all | |
| <Yadde> the thing that makes everything worse | |
| <Ramspoilers> >anime >relatable | |
| <Fridafuzz> Alphys seems kind of like a stab at manic fandom | |
| <Barano> Exactly | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >most relatable character >not Pokey | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ?? | |
| <IronBar> tfw can't go faster | |
| <ncn> onion-san is most retardable | |
| <Ramspoilers> >most relatable >not the animated dummy | |
| <Qipz> I ended up watching QI | |
| <Qipz> so no lil cue | |
| <Boomer> HITB Ready Player One | |
| <Fridafuzz> Stream QI | |
| <Nutblox> HYPE | |
| <Barano> QI you say? Whack it on lad | |
| <Qipz> nah, gonna enjoy this one on me own | |
| <Fridafuzz> Alright bud | |
| <Barano> What do we even pay you for ffs | |
| <Barano> wait. | |
| <Fridafuzz> Enjoy your Sandi Toksvig boner | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> he does it for 🆓 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> just like I will lmao | |
| <Ramspoilers> how far in are you GUTSMANSASS? | |
| <Ramspoilers> have you been ding dong bannu yet | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no I just got the kingdom for reals | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'm saving it for when i'm holiday next week | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> finishing far cry 5 first | |
| <Ramspoilers> no GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Ramspoilers> ding dong dell is the name of the kingdom evan lost at the start | |
| <Ramspoilers> hence ding dong bannu | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no | |
| <Rumia> Special request stream coming in hot ETA T-10mins | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i've got the fucking kingdom Ramspoilers i don't know how obvious that is where I am | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ! H Y P E ! | |
| <Ramspoilers> no i think the ding dong bannu joke just went over your head | |
| <Dopefish__lives> getting hyped up you should join me | |
| <Nutblox> hype? | |
| <Ramspoilers> join for... ? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> getting hyped | |
| <Ramspoilers> for | |
| <Yadde> Rumia talked about star control in mod channel | |
| <Yadde> I'm hype | |
| <Fridafuzz> Getting hyped about getting hype | |
| <Dopefish__lives> fuck no Yadde aint no shitty space game | |
| <Ramspoilers> and people bitch about my spoilers | |
| <Ramspoilers> gus jerb | |
| <Yadde> your face is a shitty space game Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nutblox> should start calling spoilers yadders | |
| <Lunki> HYPE | |
| <Yadde> SPOILERS | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yadde it's probably floaty and generic enough | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives has no planets on his face | |
| <Rumia> Hold on I gotta edit some txts | |
| <Fridafuzz> Have I got time to heat my sup, Rumia ? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yes go | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> is it jagged alliance 2 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> GUTSMANSASS we're not allowed to steal Yadde's project | |
| <Rumia> How much time will that take Fridafuzz | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rip | |
| <Qipz> so | |
| <Danofthetubes> So | |
| <Qipz> anybody going live then, I could in 10ish min | |
| <Nephtunh> ok | |
| <Rumia> yes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> in qipz streams booked | |
| <Qipz> mind you, far cry is just filler | |
| <Nephtunh> I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice | |
| <Qipz> ok rumia, good | |
| <Nephtunh> but did you guys see that twitter video | |
| <Qipz> you got that thing fast! | |
| <Nephtunh> where some nigs are playing with a gun in a car | |
| <Nephtunh> they give the gun to the girl | |
| <Fridafuzz> 5 min, Rumia | |
| <Nephtunh> and she kills the other one | |
| <Rumia> Heat suup Fridafuzz | |
| <Qipz> woah | |
| <Rumia> I will wait patiently | |
| <Qipz> where was this nephtunh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Fridafuzz I swear to fucking god | |
| <Nephtunh> ill pm u on irc qipz | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I will boil that soup with my burning rage | |
| <Rumia> Ok guys now she's gone I can start stream right :DDD | |
| <Rumia> Nah let me just work obs out a tick | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nephtunh I'm curious, do PM. And good job being smart about it. | |
| !totalplayed g: (filler) | |
| <Nephtunh> qipz | |
| <Nephtunh> ur not on irc | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Found 1532 entries, total playtime is 102d 23h 8min 35sec. First entry 2898d 5h 17min 50sec (7y 343d) ago by Arawak, Last entry 1d 1h 20min 2sec ago by Suitepee. Average stream length is 1h 36min 47sec. | |
| <Kips> I am Nephtunh | |
| <Nutblox> did Jay get a new haircut | |
| <Nephtunh> godamn fake chipz | |
| <Nephtunh> the guy's on life support Dopefish__lives Qipz | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Not dead? Damn | |
| <Nephtunh> also this was on facebook live | |
| <Nephtunh> apperantly | |
| <Topso> how does that played button work | |
| <Nephtunh> man I hate facebook | |
| <Danofthetubes> That's a lotta filler | |
| <Danofthetubes> Gaddam | |
| <Fridafuzz> Ready, Rumia . 5 min as promised | |
| <Nephtunh> all the stuff happens on facebook live now | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dopefacebookliveswhen | |
| <Barano> Never | |
| <Barano> pls | |
| <Rumia> hold on having an obs issue | |
| <Topso> I don't even have facebook | |
| <Fridafuzz> aaaahhhh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I'm so happy normies are now #DeleteFacebook-ing, that means I don't have to be a fucking weirdo for not using it | |
| <Fridafuzz> You have no reason to be mad at me now, Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I always have a reason to be mad at you :D | |
| <Topso> Iv'e been a weirdo for years. Come join me Dopefish | |
| <Barano> I have it. I don't use it | |
| <Dopefish__lives> topso it hasn't mattered for so long but now I got work and shit it's like | |
| <Rumia> Do you guys mind a little bit of borders, obs is doing weird stuff and I dont wanna take time | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia right click -> filter -> crop | |
| <Nephtunh> we live without borders Rumia | |
| <Nephtunh> this is EU | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and crop it out your own | |
| <Fridafuzz> Why do you hate me, Dopefish__lives :'( ? | |
| <Rumia> That only works for the source Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nephtunh> :-) | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia what | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what else are you having borders on | |
| <Dopefish__lives> that makes no sense | |
| <Rumia> Like, the canvas | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yeah no worries | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I streamed 4:3 before | |
| <Rumia> Ok hold onto ur buts | |
| * Yadde oozes his talons | |
| <Dopefish__lives> maduin you fucking cuck | |
| <Rumia> Also somebody kick Yadde before he gets upset at me | |
| <maduin> whatthefuck | |
| <maduin> ! | |
| <maduin> oh fuck | |
| <Danofthetubes> I didn't know about that filter shit dope | |
| <Danofthetubes> Neat | |
| <ncn> well then | |
| <Barano> Ah nice | |
| <Dopefish__lives> liveu | |
| <Yadde> What's a paladin? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hi Rumia | |
| <nutblox> what's this? | |
| <Yadde> this isn't space | |
| <Topso> Live | |
| <Sariel> ai i wiwe guys | |
| <JDA> perfect timing, just got done with dinner | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Such a good intro | |
| <Dopefish__lives> :D | |
| <Topso> A monkey? | |
| <ncn> look, a three-headed monkey! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So that's The Guardian Rumia, your nemesis basically. | |
| <Fridafuzz> Britannia rule the waves? | |
| <Topso> red skull Rumia ? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nope, the guardian is the bad guy. | |
| <ncn> respect his authoritah! | |
| <Topso> He looks like a red monkey | |
| <Dopefish__lives> He reached into the real world Rumia. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> The Avatar (you) is summoned to Britannia every X years | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and time passes differently there | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Not a video game no, just a parallel world | |
| <Dopefish__lives> or whatever | |
| <Fridafuzz> Those notes were messing with me | |
| <ncn> gee, how does etc. | |
| <Topso> Well its lord british | |
| <Sariel> I've never played an Ultima game | |
| <nutblox> a parallel world where a place called Britannia exists | |
| <Dopefish__lives> nutblox no Britannia is the world, there's Britain inside of it | |
| <nutblox> aah | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ABATAP | |
| <nutblox> sex: yes please :-D | |
| <Fridafuzz> Be a women, Rumia | |
| <IronBar_> But Rumia, you need to play Ultima 9 first to know what's a paladin | |
| <nutblox> call it Lunki | |
| <Barano> ^ | |
| <nutblox> :vD | |
| <Dopefish__lives> PLay male | |
| <IronBar_> GG | |
| <ncn> corruption of champions 2 is out niggas | |
| <Dopefish__lives> SHOCKING | |
| <Fridafuzz> Oh geez | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ncn is it what | |
| <Topso> omg they go fast | |
| <ncn> first public build i think | |
| <Nutblox> april fools was yesterday | |
| <IronBar_> *teleports infront of u* personnel, bro | |
| <ncn> nah nutblox, shit's real | |
| <IronBar> He's a bard | |
| <Topso> lolo winks | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <IronBar> He stole your shit in Ultima 1 | |
| <Barano> lolo's running | |
| <Fridafuzz> I babe | |
| <Topso> Lolo is such a good name | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia this is one of your companions from the previous games. Iolo. He's an old man now, but you first met when you were both late teens or whatever. Time works differently in Britannia though, so he's 200 years old but still not more than like 60-70 of our world's years. | |
| <Fridafuzz> Guinsic! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Not lo-lo, iolo | |
| <IronBar> #yolo | |
| <Topso> haha not lolo , lolo | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nope, he's from here. | |
| <IronBar> You're the only outsider to the world | |
| <nutblox> not computer try to follow rumia! | |
| <Topso> he still says lolo | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Only you are from elsewhere, you're the Avatar - basically the Jesus of this world. | |
| <JDA> 1olo | |
| <Fridafuzz> The dog has a permanent blep | |
| <Topso> why does it do that | |
| <IronBar> SoulSilver? | |
| <ncn> so who was the dude who's into gyaru <https://i.redd.it/0sk60ejdqlo01.jpg> | |
| <maduin> its CLEARLY avatar | |
| <Topso> oh ncn gyaru I forgot about that | |
| <IronBar> Аватар | |
| <maduin> press no | |
| <Dopefish__lives> You should probably accept... | |
| <Green> Who isn't into gyaru tbh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> but you can decline | |
| <nutblox> you don't wanna piss off the Lord | |
| <maduin> Petre | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Bracing for the coolest opening scene | |
| <Dopefish__lives> <3 | |
| <Fridafuzz> The flayor continues | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Hold it down Rumia | |
| <Dopefish__lives> jesus | |
| <Topso> hahahahaha | |
| <Lunki> nice stroll | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Move with the mouse | |
| <Dopefish__lives> if you want | |
| <Dopefish__lives> click the diskette | |
| <IronBar> Save to your 5.25" diskette | |
| <Topso> holy shit those thigh muscles | |
| <Fridafuzz> You have a seagull friend, Rumia ! | |
| <IronBar> SKRRR-KRRRR | |
| <Barano> thicc boi | |
| <ncn> ABATAP | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nope, no VA | |
| <IronBar> It only has select voice acting | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Only very limited | |
| <IronBar> but gog doesn't work?? | |
| <Fridafuzz> clu buuk :3 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I | |
| <Topso> you have balls for knees | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> What | |
| <nutblox> a phoenix | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Peaceful/agressive | |
| <IronBar> OH THERE'S A BURNING SUPER DEATH SWORD | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> is this tibia? | |
| <IronBar> This game has a cool inventory system | |
| <Fridafuzz> You've got so many blobs! | |
| <Topso> I am just sitting on needles waiting for the game to break haha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Prosit Rumia | |
| <Topso> bless you | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew | |
| <Fridafuzz> Prosit :3 | |
| <Barano> bottlele | |
| <ncn> gesundheit | |
| <Fridafuzz> Swedish and Norwegian, Rumia | |
| <IronBar> Brexitania | |
| <Dopefish__lives> That says Brittania in runes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Hahaha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's wrong, but I can see it. | |
| <Barano> There's a lot of runescape classic colour palette in this as well | |
| <Fridafuzz> A halo? | |
| <ncn> it's like runescape was inspired by this or something | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia the black and white dots is like how you react to badguys | |
| <Topso> what are thou joking | |
| <Topso> hahahaha | |
| <maduin> >this talk http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/778/937/98a.jpg | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> The combat in this game is controlled by AI mostly, though you can manually control the Avatar if you want | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So it's like "approch closest enemy" "wait ofr enemy to approach" "go towards group of enemies" and stuff | |
| <Dopefish__lives> OH YES | |
| <ncn> quartering, da bes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this is some delicious 5 fps | |
| <IronBar> UUU | |
| <Noutaja> this scene is the only thing I remember seeing from this game when I was a kid | |
| <IronBar> Crimescene ruined | |
| <IronBar> Tampering with evidence, the authorities are on their way | |
| <Fridafuzz> ball yourself | |
| <IronBar> you click | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> carn't | |
| <IronBar> you double-click to interact | |
| <Ramspoilers> within 5 minutes of actually starting the game he dumps buckets of blood over crime scenes and rakes people, i must say i'm impressed | |
| <Fridafuzz> You need to be Rumia's guardian angel in this, Dopefish__lives | |
| <Barano> I keep wanting to rotate the screen. The perspective is fucking with my brain | |
| <IronBar> click and drag to move things | |
| <Fridafuzz> That dude has been flayed proper | |
| <Fridafuzz> Looks like he has a weird face with fangs | |
| <ncn> i thought it was a devil | |
| <Barano> Is that a mega naked guy or a satan? | |
| <IronBar> You pick up items by dragging them over yourself | |
| <Fridafuzz> He has been flayed, @Barano | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LMB one click is "inspect" rumia. Double click is "use/interact". And then you can click and drag stuff | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Pick stuff up by dragging it onto yourself | |
| <Barano> flaying is just ultimate lewd nude | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Spacebar enables "keyboard mouse", you don't need to use it. | |
| <Barano> >"I downloaded some guides n shit from GoG" >can't fucking pick things up | |
| <IronBar> Sack on the floor can be opened | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Ramspoilers> put body in pack | |
| <IronBar> Take the sack | |
| <Topso> crime scene destroyed | |
| <IronBar> Bags are good for inventory sorting | |
| <Ramspoilers> take the victim's ballsack and put it in your sack | |
| <Fridafuzz> Making a cofe, you want one too, Rumia ? | |
| <arch> I always thought ultima was one of those fps dungeon games | |
| <Barano> Fold body into sack | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> purple drank | |
| <Barano> grape drank? | |
| <maduin> GLASS | |
| <arch> feeling fancy | |
| <Fridafuzz> Good memories, @Barano | |
| <IronBar> oh boy half in the bag for ready player one is out | |
| <arch> did it start in a can Rumia ? | |
| <arch> was it canned soda | |
| <maduin> take the cannoli | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Fucking Sian made me miss some stuff. | |
| <IronBar> yes | |
| <Barano> There's nothing wrong with looting a place while checking over a crime scene | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yes, he's a Gargoyle. It's a race of people (sort of Demon/Devils) from the undergrond. | |
| <Topso> is she home Dopefish__lives ? | |
| <Fridafuzz> You can move his corpse around? Best game | |
| <Dopefish__lives> You accidentally stole their holy book in a previous game and sort of had to work out a peace between humans and gargoyles Rumia. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> That's Iolo bro | |
| <Dopefish__lives> The Halo thing by the way is "help mode" or something like that. You enable it and your other dudes will protect the halo'd guy | |
| <IronBar> Abacus calculates your total money I think | |
| <maduin> Rumia is so happy :3 | |
| <IronBar> You're still carrying that blood bucket you know | |
| <Dopefish__lives> You can press Z for stats Rumia | |
| <IronBar> In your hands | |
| <IronBar> BUCKET BLOOD! | |
| <nutblox> don't come near me, vile beasts! | |
| <IronBar> Hardcore version of pocket sand | |
| <Dopefish__lives> i | |
| <Dopefish__lives> for invgfentory | |
| <IronBar> Just drag the item over yourself to pick it up | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and you can press S to quickly save/load | |
| <Fridafuzz> bictim | |
| <IronBar> I think you can extinguish them by double-clicking | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Watching Rumia fumble through the start of this game is <33 | |
| <nutblox> take gargoyle to the streets | |
| <Fridafuzz> Bring the gargoyle with you on your adeventures, Rumia | |
| <Dopefish__lives> You should ask him for your other companions | |
| <Dopefish__lives> =( | |
| <Youkai> Just tuned in, what even is this? Looks like shit | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Youkai you faggot | |
| <Fridafuzz> That's better water than I've seen in many other contemporary games | |
| <LordVysh> Well I was hoping to fix my sleep schedule. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I don't think you can Rumia | |
| <LordVysh> But I've actually fucked it up way worse. | |
| <Fridafuzz> That's of-fence-ive | |
| <nutblox> giving a murder to solve before you've even learnt the game mechanics, that's harsh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> iktf LordVysh | |
| <LordVysh> If I don't sleep super early today I worry that I'll sleep through my first day at new job ;-; | |
| <Dopefish__lives> +haha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> get some 5 hour energy shit | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and power through | |
| <Fridafuzz> What's your new job, LordVysh :) ? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Dog still has permanent blep. I love it | |
| <Sariel> elder futhark? | |
| <LordVysh> Creating and maintaining a test lab for SSD testing. | |
| <Barano> moon runes are different | |
| <maduin> I doubt danes know viking runes | |
| <Fridafuzz> Wait, open it for me again, Rumia | |
| <LordVysh> I can read runes Rumia | |
| <LordVysh> First word is The haha. | |
| <Fridafuzz> oki thanks | |
| <maduin> TOO HEAVY | |
| <Nutblox> i cracked | |
| <Nutblox> 'NO DOGS ALLOWED' | |
| <arch> pm flaphphhagan phle | |
| <arch> I can read it just fine | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Can you pet dog | |
| <IronBar> There's actually a hidden cheat room in the town, it can only be reached by stacking crates to make a staircase | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Jaffa the jew | |
| <Dopefish__lives> "The Honorable Hound" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> is the rune | |
| <Dopefish__lives> s | |
| <LordVysh> I got everything but forgot the Os Dopefish__lives | |
| <LordVysh> It was like "what letter is that again?" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> You can steal anything you want as long as you're not caught Rumia. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Though it's not very Avatar thing to do :D The Ultima series is all about the virtues of the avatar and stuff | |
| <LordVysh> I like Ultima's do as you please style. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> However Rumia | |
| <maduin> whats a paladin | |
| <Dopefish__lives> your companions can snitch on you! | |
| <Fridafuzz> The hound certainly is honorable | |
| <LordVysh> It's a rare element found in limited quantities maduin | |
| <Volume-> Oh man the new Tomb Raider was legit good. Not many movies with strong female leads make me not cringe, but this was done really well. And for a 'video game' movie too it wasn't bad at all. | |
| <Volume-> Many recommend. | |
| <Volume-> Also mornig | |
| <Barano> I translated it as "be wanfrable wfund" | |
| <Barano> I think I fucked up | |
| <maduin> LordVysh: is this avatar paladin then? He STOLE | |
| <Fridafuzz> You said she's got some nice shelves, Rumia | |
| <LordVysh> I mean if you ciphered it into the correct letters you'd be right @Barano | |
| <Dopefish__lives> "Hey appolonia tell me about your sex life" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> One thing that is a downgrade for this is that you can't do custom input in conversations | |
| <Dopefish__lives> that was the best | |
| <Dopefish__lives> though almost always useless | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia do read what I wrote regarding stealing | |
| <LordVysh> Oh wait maduin. I was thinking about palladium. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Iolo is a scumbag | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Just wait until you get the paladin in your party | |
| <Dopefish__lives> he's LAWFUL BITCH | |
| <Fridafuzz> Lawful Stupid | |
| <LordVysh> I thought paladins were supposed to be well respected...and rich. | |
| <Fridafuzz> I'm playing DnD with a Lawful Stupid paladin. Gets us into more trouble than our evil characters | |
| <nutblox> are those bird sounds or characters talking | |
| <LordVysh> That's why I play DCC Fridafuzz. You can do whatever you want. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's a blank deed I think Rumia | |
| <Dopefish__lives> HAHHAHA | |
| <Dopefish__lives> THAT HORSAE | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> welp | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It did look like it was lying down | |
| <Dopefish__lives> because of the perspective | |
| <Fridafuzz> Neutral Evil is nice though, LordVysh . Just be selfish and an occasional prick | |
| <LordVysh> The real secret to success at DND is to take as much treasure for yourself as you possibly can. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia immediately goes all klepto | |
| <Dopefish__lives> so good | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh oh my god you'd get along well with Fridafuzz | |
| <Topso> is sian home Dopefish__lives ? | |
| <LordVysh> Kind of hard to die when you're loaded up on weapons, spells, and armor. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yeah Topso | |
| <Barano> I always play unarmoured characters in DnD because it amuses me. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Why Topso? | |
| <Topso> Gonna steal her :P | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso I thought you said "gonna steal her IP" | |
| <Topso> Every portrait in this game has their highlight on point | |
| <Fridafuzz> My character just looted everyone after battle and kept all the loot to herself because she reasoned that nobody asked her to distribute anything evenly, LordVysh | |
| <Topso> I might Dopefish__lives haha, wait can you steal someones ip? | |
| <Barano> Try "password" | |
| <LordVysh> If you have enough money and someone is corrupt enough Topso | |
| <Dopefish__lives> barano: "Blue" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> no wait YELLOW | |
| <Topso> or 123 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Batlin of Britain | |
| <Dopefish__lives> is an important character | |
| <Dopefish__lives> the guy who wrote this | |
| <Fridafuzz> rring | |
| <nutblox> ring of fortune and favor | |
| <nutblox> alternatively a wedding ring | |
| <LordVysh> What's fun about DMing DCC is that you can entertain any player's absurd actions because the rules don't limit you to anything Fridafuzz | |
| <IronBar> YOU BEST NOT DO THAT ;) | |
| <Dopefish__lives> The Guardian is WATCHING YOU BRO | |
| <nutblox> don't steal from church t. god | |
| <LordVysh> A buddy of mine said he'd jump over this mountain and rolled a nat 20. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh whats DCC | |
| <LordVysh> So I told him "You jump...higher than you've ever jumped before..." | |
| <LordVysh> "It's super impressive...but you didn't jump over the mountain" | |
| <Volume-> Its what you use to transfer on IRC | |
| <Dopefish__lives> There's reasons to it Rumia, but we can't explain them without spoilering. | |
| <Volume-> :3 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Volume- that's oldschool dude, xdcc is the modern stuff :D | |
| <Dopefish__lives> modern as in 199...6? | |
| <Volume-> what can I say im old ;_; | |
| <LordVysh> DCC is Dungeon Crawl Classics Dopefish__lives. It's like AD&D but with a more modern styling. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I see | |
| <LordVysh> I'm friends with two of the dudes who wrote the rulebook/created the art for it. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh neato | |
| <Barano> That's kinda cool | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I never really had any intereest in AD&D personally becasue it seemed clunky + not condusive to the type of games I tend to run. It seems dungeon crawly | |
| <Barano> I played one session of it as a "Who wants to do a quick dungeon crawl" and it was decent | |
| <LordVysh> DCC is a lot more open ended so you need to have good players or at least a good DM. | |
| <Barano> Like, dungeon crawls are fun but I'd rather do more character based stuff | |
| <LordVysh> The stats/progression is super simple so the barrier to entry is super low. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Why so suspicious Rumia | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah LordVysh I dunno, I | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah LordVysh I dunno, Im not a huge fan of combat heavy systems in general, I've never tried it or evne read it though so I might be wrong about it but AD&D for sure is not suitible to my type of prefered game | |
| <LordVysh> It isn't even necessarily combat heavy. | |
| <LordVysh> You could be total pacifist if you really wanted. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh but are there systems for other stuff | |
| <Dopefish__lives> or would you need to improvise it, and all the rules that exist are for combat more or less | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >keep calling iolo Lolo | |
| <Dopefish__lives> aah | |
| <arch> that's a nice thing to do for autistic people eika | |
| <LordVysh> Rules for combat/roles/stats/leveling. | |
| <Barano> Who puts bread in a stew? | |
| <LordVysh> Everything else is a "do at your own whim" with dice rolls and DM making the calls. | |
| <LordVysh> So having a shit DM would ruin it but a good DM makes it good. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Fair enough | |
| <LordVysh> I've never run a campaign everyone didn't enjoy. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Though to be fair, any system can be good with a good enough DM | |
| <LordVysh> But I just write up the background and a basic end goal and ad lib everything from there. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> the lighter the better really, to allow the DM to be good without getting bogged down | |
| <Barano> Shit GMs ruin any system imo | |
| <LordVysh> Since I know the people I play with are just going to subvert everything anyway. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Heh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Same! | |
| <Barano> ... | |
| <Dopefish__lives> The game I'm running down is very improvisational, and it's fun | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia pull the drape? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> :D | |
| <LordVysh> I don't even care how it resolves as long as everyone has a good time/everyone dies. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Same | |
| <LordVysh> The fun of the beginning of a DCC campaign is that everyone starts with 2/4 level 0 characters. | |
| <LordVysh> These are 1-4 HP useless characters. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I tend to make a few bullet points for story stuff, and instead of having a "story" for the players to follow I make NPCs/organisations with their own motivations and goals and then throw the players into the blender. | |
| <Barano> Shit, Dope, that reminds me. I have stuff I wanna do when we restart games. Would you want me to message you before or you fine with it coming out in game? | |
| <LordVysh> The ones that survive the hell the opening puts them through collect enough equipment and XP to level up. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> And then roleplay the people/etc according to their own motivations, gaols and secrets etc. | |
| <LordVysh> You just randomly generate a bunch of level 0s and hand them out to people. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Aight | |
| <LordVysh> You need 2/4 because they definitely die and die quickly. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Never ran a grinder like that myself, but sounds neat. I maen AD&D is the system where a hosuecat one-shots a level 1 wizard so | |
| <LordVysh> It eliminates the annoyance of building super OP characters with a set system. | |
| <LordVysh> And guarantees upsets over character death. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh just roll 3d6 down the line :D | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia I can translate for you | |
| <LordVysh> I mean it bares only some semblance to AD&D. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Also you should learn the runic alphabet | |
| <LordVysh> It just plays similarly to AD&D than say 3.5e. | |
| <LordVysh> In that AD&D has a really simple ruleset. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh real question though | |
| <Dopefish__lives> dose it use THAC0 | |
| <LordVysh> What is that? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Okay good | |
| <Dopefish__lives> :D | |
| <Dopefish__lives> To hit AC 0 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> the way attack rolls resolved | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it was dumb | |
| <Dopefish__lives> simple enough once you knwe it but | |
| <Dopefish__lives> still sucked | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia can you take him into inventory | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I said "can you"? | |
| <LordVysh> I mean the way AC works is just you roll equal to or higher to hit. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah LordVysh how it should be. | |
| <Ramstrong> Dopefish__lives have you been trying to draw again? https://i.gyazo.com/8b690e37e38b10d1177ca3c1714debe7.png | |
| <LordVysh> If your AC was 0 you'd just get instahit ayylmao | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Is that lisa simpson Ramstrong | |
| <LordVysh> I mean technically true for 1 too | |
| <Ramstrong> who knows Dopefish__lives | |
| <IronBar> They make surer that you know | |
| <outtis> ahh, very taste | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh THAC0 is not the same as having no armor. THAC0 is like your base chance to hit something unarmored and then you remove stuff from it. It's like a backwards calculation. It's not very good, but old D&D used it. | |
| <LordVysh> I mean I've played with people who do the opposite. | |
| <LordVysh> Where the higher roll was a miss and AC went backwards. | |
| <LordVysh> It's the same thing from a number theory perspective though. | |
| <LordVysh> But no that isn't a part of the system. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh THAC0 is not the same eaxactly, no. You want a lower AC in that system, it's not just reversing it though. But like plate armor gives you -6 AC for example, and that is put onto the roll to hit you, but there's also THACO which is like a character's "accuracy". Modern D&D has no accuracy modifier really (only the to-hit dice roll, and sure, you might add like DEX to it or something but this was more indepth) | |
| <LordVysh> Yeah, none of that. | |
| <LordVysh> The goal is to make things as simple as possible. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Is it a retail system | |
| <Yadde> whistling longsword +3 of accuracy | |
| <Dopefish__lives> or do you have a copy of it I can look at | |
| <LordVysh> I've played legit AD&D or C&C like that but no, DCC is different. | |
| <LordVysh> I might have a copy of the rulebook. | |
| <LordVysh> Let me check. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> There's a lot of possibility space Rumia, but a lot of items are sort of fluff | |
| <Dopefish__lives> also press Z to check your stats remember | |
| <LordVysh> I dunno if I follow the core rulebook perfectly though Dopefish__lives but here you go | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia it's like holsters | |
| <arch> goddamn different web browsers render things so differently sometimes | |
| <Nadel> is this Tibia | |
| <Barano> Every hammer is a beat up skellingtons hammer | |
| <Nadel> it's like those container 'puzzles' in syberia 3! | |
| <Nadel> sword blank, sword redacted and sword data expunged | |
| <Nadel> WEUGH | |
| <Topso> today is world autism day | |
| <LordVysh> Ah yes. | |
| <LordVysh> Luck burning is a mechanic. | |
| <Topso> so happy dopechat day :^) | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Sounds fun LordVysh, from skimming the book a bit. If you're ever doing a virtual game keep me in mind :) | |
| <LordVysh> If you have luck you may permanently discard it to increase a bad roll. | |
| <LordVysh> If you do cool shit the DM may give you luck. | |
| <Nadel> oh no now I remembered that oc with Andromeda's autistic MC | |
| <Fridafuzz> Happy Autism Day, Topso :D | |
| <arch> Topso: don't shame us for our autism | |
| <LordVysh> Being a crazy MF is rewarded in either glory or hilarious death. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh sounds awesome, just the way it's meant to be | |
| <LordVysh> I'm sure to play a game Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I like systems with fate points and so on | |
| <Topso> I don't shame anyone, I just wanted to make a joke arch :( | |
| <Barano> I'm quite artistic. you guys bring it out in me | |
| <LordVysh> I don't actually know many people here so I'm likely to play a game online. | |
| <LordVysh> (here meaning in this part of the state) | |
| <LordVysh> Or any part of the state really. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Well, if you're looking to start an online game I'm sure you'll find enough people around here, know for a fact that several people are aching for more RPing | |
| <LordVysh> If you wanna gen some levels 0s use this Dopefish__lives | |
| <Barano> Hit me up if you need a group to play with LordVysh. I'm always up for RPGs | |
| <Dopefish__lives> cursed image nadel | |
| <Barano> Nadel pls no | |
| <Nadel> there are more and it gets worse | |
| <Barano> No there aren't. stop right there. | |
| <arch> Topso: you have offended me to the highest order, and so I must challenge you to a duel | |
| <arch> 2 men, 60 hot dogs, 30 mins | |
| <Topso> Well I am equipped with adhd so I have +10 speed | |
| <Topso> but I also don't eat meat | |
| <Topso> So I instantly loose | |
| <Yadde> what | |
| <Yadde> no blowjobs? | |
| <Yadde> poor kalo | |
| <LordVysh> I generated a corn farmer who runs stupid fast and has a sheep hahahah. | |
| <Nadel> so what are the Ultima games even about Rumia? I thought these were the FPP one with a party but I guess it was Wizardry or something | |
| <LordVysh> Only 1 HP though so he definitely dead. | |
| <Topso> He calls it a meat sicle so I don't wanna comment on it Yadde | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nadel there's Ultimae Underworld which is FPP dungeon crawling stuff | |
| <IronBar> Underworld 1+2 | |
| <Nadel> ah | |
| <Dopefish__lives> But these games are expansive fantasy RPGs with a bunch of morality stuff going on, like the virtues of the avatar and so on. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Basically it's a fantasy game about a religion or a way of life or something | |
| <Dopefish__lives> but with plenty of skeletosn to kill too of course | |
| <Barano> Oh god this character creator is giving me life. Wanna PvP my 2HP potato farmer? | |
| <LordVysh> Dopefish__lives @Barano if I get the itch to DM something this week I'll write up a campaign and get something set up this week. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Cool | |
| <Barano> He has a cow | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I'm best with weekends these days, might be best since we're multicontinental | |
| <LordVysh> Probably 3 of those will die @Barano | |
| <LordVysh> If you're lucky you end up with 2+ level 1s. | |
| <LordVysh> Usually you get 0/1. | |
| <Barano> Sounds good to me | |
| <Dopefish__lives> give him a fuckign crtacker mate | |
| <LordVysh> This fucking halfling with 3 fucking suits (as in like suit and tie) and scissors as a weapon. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia PROTIP: Sort used keys off somewhere else because you can't tell them apart. If you want ot save it, add it to a special bag that you have only for "used keys". | |
| <Kalo> Hi Rumia | |
| <Kalo> Yay! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia generally protip: sort your inventory rigidly! Don't put shit in random bags | |
| <LordVysh> You should read the section on Mercurial Magic Dopefish__lives | |
| <LordVysh> One of my fav mechanics. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia Charity is one of the virtues | |
| <Barano> LordVysh I just generated a Gong Farmer. The fuck is a gong farmer?! | |
| <LordVysh> This one guy had a wizard where every time he cast sleep he made it not rain in a specific area for a random amount of time. | |
| <LordVysh> One time he made it not rain on this one mountain for 14 years. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh god LordVysh how harsh, I love it. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> "At great cost. Every time the wizard casts the spell, someone he knows dies (judge�s choice)." | |
| <Nadel> dong farmer* | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hahahha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Somewhat reminds me of Dark Sun's magic rules LordVysh, if you know them? Where magic is basically dead and the only way to do magic is to parasitize on the life force of the planet | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I mean, that's not exactly what this is obviously but | |
| <LordVysh> "Every time he casts this spell, the wizard devolves to sub-human tendencies for 1d4 rounds | |
| <LordVysh> thereafter. During this time, he cannot speak intelligently, cannot cast other spells, cannot use complex de- | |
| <LordVysh> vices, cannot read or write, etc." | |
| <Dopefish__lives> where it's got some bad consequences | |
| <LordVysh> Holy shit that carriage return. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> LordVysh so he watches anime after every spell | |
| <Barano> ??? | |
| <LordVysh> It's someone who collects shit @Barano | |
| <LordVysh> Not even joking. | |
| <Barano> Best character | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh boy Rumia | |
| <Dopefish__lives> here we go | |
| <Barano> >halfling money lender >5GP | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Go to the Inn and sleep? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah | |
| <ncn> this game got a day-night cycle and everything | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah this is nice | |
| <Dopefish__lives> you wanna keep a logbook basically | |
| <Nadel> HATE MURDERS | |
| <LordVysh> "Casting the spell steals energy from a dying world, and any use of the spell causes the death of | |
| <LordVysh> untold thousands." | |
| <LordVysh> I don't see any downside to this. | |
| <FAPFAPFAP> I like ponies | |
| <Kalo> Is this a Tibia knockoff? | |
| <nutblox> zat kid is a zpy! | |
| <IronBar> The book will feature 12 in-depth interviews and around 30 smaller ones | |
| <IronBar> 460 pages | |
| <LordVysh> Also the use of powerful magic causes bodily corruption. | |
| <LordVysh> So high-level wizards often die of corruption. | |
| <maduin> >sunlight | |
| <maduin> BUT ITS RED | |
| <nutblox> haha | |
| <nutblox> this guy has OCD | |
| <Dopefish__lives> good job | |
| <ncn> dude must have the tightes foreskin around | |
| <Topso> nice! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> HAHHAHA | |
| <Dopefish__lives> That noise | |
| <Nadel> ahahah | |
| <Topso> hahahaha | |
| <Topso> quck quck | |
| <ncn> must be striking very close, considering the flash and sound come at the same time | |
| <ncn> warrior needs food badly! | |
| <ncn> runescape ass-music | |
| <Barano> I mean it's good, but it's no sea shanty 2 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> press C Rumia | |
| <ncn> NOT AGAIN | |
| <Dopefish__lives> C is combat mode | |
| <Dopefish__lives> should equip your weapons then | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this tbh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> at barano | |
| <Topso> I really like the curtains in this game | |
| <IronBar> Does Far Cry 5 have any weather system in it | |
| <IronBar> I've only seen sunny days from the streams | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed g:wizardry | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: no match for game :( | |
| <ncn> waw | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah you can sell stuff | |
| <Dopefish__lives> However you can't sell arbitrary items to arbitrary merchants, it's like certain people want to buy certain stuff. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Like weapons to a blacksmith and armor to an armore. Gems to a jeweler etc | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Or actually it's even more specific I think, where there are only a few NPCs in the game that want to buy stuff from you | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So stealing golden stuff and so on is useless I guess. The things you should look out for is gems and gold nuggets | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Stuff like the Gold Bar is useful though | |
| <Nadel> gg | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hold up Ill get it for you | |
| <JDA> 120 | |
| <JDA> 60 | |
| <Nadel> call the codec number from the game's box for the coordinates | |
| <Dopefish__lives> damn JDa too fast | |
| <JDA> 60 | |
| <Fitnig> answer wrong and the game uninstalls | |
| <Dopefish__lives> thou mayest LAG | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yay | |
| <nutblox> when are we playing lord british's new game | |
| <Topso> I honestly wanna try it nutblox | |
| <Fitnig> Boater, sell me your strongest boats! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Shroud of the Avatar is shut | |
| <Dopefish__lives> shit | |
| <nutblox> wouldn't?! | |
| <Fitnig> them water graphics | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's super unfinished and broken as fuck basically Rumia. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It might once be a decent game but not yet | |
| <Dopefish__lives> not for a long time | |
| <IronBar> Isn't there some Underworld successor being made | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah IronBar Legends of Grimrock 3 :D | |
| <nutblox> i doubt it'll ever get finished | |
| <Caligula> Ultima V is best Ultima. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Caligula you mean Online | |
| <Topso> does anyone know how Camelot unchained is shaping up? | |
| <IronBar> G U L P | |
| <IronBar> I think that was the sound of swallowing the contents of a whole bottle in one go | |
| <Fitnig> Steal the deed | |
| <Topso> 93 days until beta | |
| <Fitnig> Kill the deeder. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia you can go to other places outside of Trinsic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> without the boat | |
| <Kreggur> kill him deed | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Also Rumia you mentioned making a stack of boxes to get somewhere, that's actually an easter egg / cheat here at the start | |
| <Dopefish__lives> but don't do it, it ruins the experience | |
| <nutblox> i like the idea of faction vs faction element in it Topso | |
| <maduin> what | |
| <Fitnig> VOICES | |
| <Caligula> Yeah, end-game equipment awaits if you do that, so don't do it. | |
| <JDA> :^) | |
| <Topso> yeah me too puff nut | |
| <IronBar> It's basically a room with the best stuff and all the important quest items and a bunch of teleports to different parts of the game, so you can beat the game in like 10 minutes | |
| <Fitnig> Murderface Paul | |
| <Barano> speedrun strats, nice | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Meryl | |
| <Meryl> hi | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Meryl rises from her "Death" | |
| <nutblox> meryl looks like chuck norris | |
| <Dopefish__lives> oh sorry Meryl I was just pointing out that a character in the play is called Meryl | |
| <Meryl> Oh | |
| <Meryl> Back to masturbating then | |
| <Dopefish__lives> emoku | |
| <Dopefish__lives> emkpu | |
| <Dopefish__lives> enjoy | |
| <Fitnig> oh no, fartmonsters | |
| <Topso> the races are also soo cool nutblox | |
| <Dopefish__lives> There's ressurection Rumia | |
| <Topso> I mean look at this race nutblox http://camelotunchained.com/v3/realms/tuatha-de-danann/bean-sidhe/ | |
| <IronBar> DA-DAK | |
| <nutblox> goddomn | |
| <IronBar> ! POISON ! | |
| <IronBar> hint | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Press Z | |
| <IronBar> swamps are poisonous | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Poisoned | |
| <Topso> jog the pain away Rumia | |
| <IronBar> swamp boots | |
| <Fitnig> >implying pokemon posion rng allows them not to die | |
| <Topso> I want to eat cake for dinner | |
| <Topso> also I want to just carry around cake | |
| <Fitnig> or do I remember it wrong, do they always go down to 1hp in pokemon? | |
| <IronBar> Now we're really Runescape | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lmao | |
| <Topso> I eat cake for dinner on my birthday :D | |
| <Topso> its super rewarding | |
| <Dopefish__lives> SIR DUPRE | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Important | |
| <Caligula> WHAT'S A PALADIN? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> (companion from previous games) | |
| <Nadel> that thunder sound is so realistic | |
| <IronBar> crates | |
| <Barano> Looks like wheat's back on the menu, boys | |
| <Caligula> GET ON THE FLOOR | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rumia you're trying to bake bread I think | |
| <Ghatto_Works> EVERYBODY DANCE THE DINOSAUR? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> you need to flour the surface | |
| <IronBar> CHEESE | |
| <IronBar> FOR EVERYONE | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hit the goldmine | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Cheese cheese | |
| <Ghatto_Works> B! | |
| <Caligula> Every time you do this it counts as theft, by the way, Rumia. | |
| <Fitnig> Cheese for kings | |
| <IronBar> Avatar tax | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Caligula shh | |
| <Barano> Tfw you forgot the crackers | |
| <Nadel> 🅱 | |
| <IronBar> HALT Avatar, before you nuke The Black Gate, you must pay your bills | |
| <nutblox> you gotta pay the troll toll to get the boy's hole | |
| <Dopefish__lives> soul nutblox soul | |
| <Topso> ;_; | |
| <Caligula> I must be one of the few people in the world who had the patience to play through Pagan to the end. | |
| <Caligula> Not something I plan to ever do again. | |
| <Barano> That fucking face | |
| <IronBar> kshhh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> why did you bother Caligula | |
| <Dopefish__lives> not even the devs finished that game :D | |
| <Caligula> I didn't know any better, I suppose. | |
| <Caligula> Also, the bit where you summoned a big red demon was pretty cool. | |
| <Caligula> The rest was a painful mess though. | |
| <IronBar> IOLO IS ANGRY | |
| <IronBar> ANGRY ABOUT BREAD | |
| <Caligula> Hahaha | |
| <Topso> that voice scared the shit out of me | |
| <Dopefish__lives> IOLO is pissed off | |
| <Nadel> don't do that :) | |
| <IronBar> Check Iolo's inventory | |
| <Dopefish__lives> #BNP | |
| <Caligula> And eventually your companions will have enough of your disgusting behaviour. | |
| <nutblox> the companions should know better | |
| <IronBar> Check Iolo's inventory pls | |
| <nutblox> besides, if you get caught it's not you who has all the stolen items in the inventory | |
| <nutblox> put it all on Iolo | |
| <Barano> Fucking hell. I could've made bread by now. real bread. | |
| <Caligula> Fer-LAYMING | |
| <nutblox> fellowship of ethnic cleansing | |
| <Barano> get baby | |
| <nutblox> give the baby to gargoyles | |
| <Dopefish__lives> RUMIA | |
| <nutblox> haha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> jesus | |
| <Barano> Rumia pls | |
| <Dopefish__lives> HAHAHAH | |
| <Caligula> Interesting that in a game based on being virtuous and freedom of choice your first instinct is to steal a baby. | |
| <Barano> CONSEQUENCES | |
| <Fitnig> Turok | |
| <IronBar> Secret party member | |
| <Barano> jesus fucking christ | |
| <Barano> You're on some kind of fantasy register now, lad | |
| <Fitnig> >the kid asked for it | |
| <nutblox> iolo the baby thief | |
| <Barano> m8. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> BRITAIN | |
| <nutblox> his name shall forever be ruined | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rule BRitania | |
| <Barano> o7 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> o7 | |
| <IronBar> You can buy fish and chips in this town | |
| <IronBar> It really is Britain | |
| <Fitnig> Fisk o pommes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> This rendition of rule britannia is great dont @me | |
| <Nadel> ah yes, the "we're on an island, get fucked" piece | |
| <arch> well I'm out of things to look at on the internet | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Look at the stream | |
| <Dopefish__lives> JOB | |
| <arch> I am | |
| <Dopefish__lives> NAME | |
| <Dopefish__lives> JOB | |
| <Caligula> "Come see me at my shoppe when it is open!" | |
| <arch> you got two duders following you now? | |
| <Fitnig> Can they throw a coke bottle beside it for scale Caligula? | |
| <Barano> I'd take a hot namejob right about now | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Rune alphabet | |
| <Danlat> Evening Rumia how goes it | |
| <Venec> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Venec: Rumía has been playing Ultima VII: The Black Gate for 2h 22min 7sec | |
| <Venec> hello Rumia | |
| <Green> Rumic | |
| <Venec> rule britania | |
| <Barano> Maybe open an orphange? That seems to be your current direction | |
| <Venec> thats benny hill | |
| <Barano> Is that gaming mill? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> hah abaraRANO | |
| <IronBar> "I am a guard" | |
| <IronBar> hello guard | |
| <nutblox> what's the painting? | |
| <JDA> what's a painting? | |
| <nutblox> don't let the avatar near those babies! | |
| <Barano> Rumia no. | |
| <IronBar> Can you pick up the toddler | |
| <Barano> Stop right there | |
| <nutblox> hahah | |
| <nutblox> the baby is in the right place | |
| <IronBar> Pretty sure he's immortal | |
| !larry | |
| <Nadel> :( | |
| <nutblox> gift the Lord a baby | |
| <nutblox> a present of goodwill | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Of course Richy Garry is a scientologist Rumia, did you expect anything else? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Aight, I gotta bail. Thanks for the stream Rumia, it's been real fun. Gotta take a shower before bed though | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh perfect timing then | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yay | |
| <IronBar> thanks Rumia | |
| <JDA> thanks Rumia | |
| <Barano> Thanks rumia. stay away from babies. | |
| <arch> bye Rumia ! | |
| <Nadel> thanks Rumia | |
| <IronBar> He's gonna put them in a pot | |
| <Dopefish__lives> thakns a load Rumia! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> byuebye | |
| <arch> now I'm out of things to listen to on the internet | |
| <Nutblox> everytime avatar visits britannia babies go missing | |
| <Xphome> For the person watching the anime channel, I'm testing stuff so stream will drop | |
| <strogg> can you explain what the anime channel is for and how it works | |
| <Venec> thx Rumia | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> How about ... Ràtix? :3c | |
| <maduin> which one runs better | |
| <Qipz> oh | |
| <arch> not as bad as blindness Kips | |
| <arch> yea but if you're blind you don't get to play video games | |
| <arch> you're just pressing buttons to sound queues at best | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> jesus chrsit | |
| <Boomer> What the fuck | |
| <arch> is that a frog it's eating? | |
| <arch> or a rat or something | |
| <arch> it's just a bird swallowing some small animal whole | |
| <Barano> Looks like a rabbit | |
| <Fridafuzz> Yeah, there is no blood and guts or anything, just swallowing some rodent | |
| <arch> is that a slingshot with arrows the fuck | |
| <Barano> It's a bunbun, I can see his lil ears, fuck you autoembed ;___; | |
| <arch> that lever action, I don't think I could take it in this game | |
| <strogg> arch: that's a real thing | |
| <strogg> you can shoot arrows via a slingshot | |
| <strogg> PUT THE SNPIER SCOP ON THE SHOTGUN | |
| <strogg> oh | |
| <strogg> tacticool | |
| <Barano> Why don't you have a bear friend yet? ffs | |
| <plaaplaa> @Barano maybe it's.. unbearable :-DDDDDDD | |
| <Barano> OHOHO | |
| <Fridafuzz> SeaQ has the bear friend and they're going on all kinds of adventures, Q | |
| <Barano> Guess you could say after this URSINEing him up :V | |
| <ncn> awooo~ | |
| <Barano> Yeah but he ran him over FridaFuzz :(( | |
| <plaaplaa> Fridafuzz learning to woffle https://youtu.be/t1q7SNgQ6YI | |
| <Barano> "basejump to the bear" How fucking good are video games sometime | |
| <Barano> s | |
| <Barano> That's not flying | |
| <Barano> That's falling with style | |
| <Fridafuzz> Sex in the City 2, ? | |
| <Barano> Sex in the City 2? | |
| <Barano> Fridaman pls | |
| <ncn> bionicle movies | |
| <Fridafuzz> You given up on the sturgeon yet ;) ? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Was it action? Comedy? Chickflick? | |
| <Barano> Bears are important | |
| <ncn> were you thinking of TIGER MAFIA | |
| <ncn> try barbarian fishing | |
| <ncn> star wars episope I a dark menace | |
| <Fridafuzz> Okay gang, we have a couple of clues now: 90s, maybe a trilogy and likely comedies. We're getting closer | |
| <maduin> Topso: http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/eyes_.jpg when will you do this | |
| <ncn> dumb and dumber, ace ventura | |
| <Barano> Bill and ted | |
| <Barano> wait, that's 80s | |
| <maduin> guys, did you know: There is gonna be Bill and Ted 3 | |
| <maduin> not some fucking april fools thing | |
| <ncn> UNBEARABLE | |
| <birdo> And bill and ted will be women comedians | |
| <Barano> Nope, it's keanu | |
| <Barano> and t'other guy | |
| <ncn> fucking itse valtiaat up this bitch | |
| <Barano> slingboi and the bear: crime fighting duo | |
| <ncn> itse valtiaat was a finnish satire animation about our politicians, the theme had similar banjo music as the bear sequence | |
| <maduin> ncn: I loved that as a kid | |
| <ncn> me too, didn't understand a bit tho | |
| <maduin> same | |
| <maduin> Niinistö with rollerblades | |
| <ncn> oh yeah, what was up with that | |
| <Fridafuzz> It's probably Cheeseburger helping you carry more :D | |
| <Barano> The more I look at the slingshot, the dumber it looks | |
| <Barano> I guess but it looks fucking retarded | |
| <LewishM> like you :v | |
| <maduin> @LewishM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQCPj-bGYro especially 10 last minutes, fucking golden lovers | |
| <Fridafuzz> kitty too feest | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> are these marks | |
| <Fridafuzz> it | |
| <Fridafuzz> it's wonderful how you plonk straight down after crashing | |
| <Fridafuzz> does the bear give you fucking CPR? | |
| <Barano> Maybe he's a care bear | |
| <Fridafuzz> He gives you a cheeseburger | |
| <Barano> please no | |
| <Fridafuzz> Would be great if you could attach a harness and haul your animal friend up the mountain | |
| <strogg> will there be a mobie today | |
| <birdo> No | |
| <Fridafuzz> If Qipz can remember what mobie he was going to stream | |
| <strogg> okay\ | |
| <Barano> Lord of the Locker room | |
| <Fridafuzz> Ah, okay. | |
| <Fridafuzz> I've never watched Office Space, but I hear it's a great comedy that needs to be watched | |
| <Barano> I'm down for a movie, but I forgot all movies I know | |
| <Barano> Paddington 2 was amazing | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> jesus | |
| <Fridafuzz> Was it a cartoon? | |
| <Barano> I fully expect to be pinged at fucking midnight with the name of some random film | |
| <Fridafuzz> I've been recommended the Stalker movie | |
| <ncn> there's also a witcher movie | |
| <Fridafuzz> Stalker movie is on youtube with subtitles https://youtu.be/TGRDYpCmMcM | |
| <Barano> It's almost as if there's some content you can download in the future that may be set in that hotel | |
| <Fridafuzz> Haven't watched Finding Dory yet. How about that one? | |
| <Barano> It's a decent movie | |
| <Barano> Yeah I don't watch it out of choice | |
| <Fridafuzz> Ah, it's that meh? | |
| <Barano> The lad is a fan though, he likes the beluga whale | |
| <Barano> Not "meh" it's just not amazing | |
| <Fridafuzz> Ash vs Evil Dead? | |
| <Fridafuzz> I take it will be Sarmpsons | |
| <Qipz> yarp | |
| <Barano> noice, brb then | |
| <Fridafuzz> Neato | |
| <arch> got em boo | |
| <arch> mer | |
| <Barano> I just discovered that mini metro has graphs charting passenger wait times and shit like that. As if I wasn't already addicted. | |
| <arch> mini metro a shit | |
| <arch> when I have to wait 20 mins for a train I don't get to shut down the rail line | |
| <Caligula> START THE SHOW ALREADY! | |
| * Caligula throws popcorn at the screen. | |
| <Fridafuzz> Spanking others is doing them a service though | |
| <Caligula> Another gauge of Simpsons quality: the blackboard message is funny. | |
| <Barano> Only for disciplinary reasons Fridafuzz | |
| <Nephtunh> I heard a bloop | |
| <Caligula> I got that reference. | |
| <Nephtunh> while I was playing | |
| <Nephtunh> I thought someone pinged me | |
| <Rumia> oh great its a marge episode | |
| <Nephtunh> its a bart episode | |
| <Nephtunh> G E T O U T | |
| <Barano> This is like my annoyingly busy life but I have no family | |
| <Qipz> TRICKED | |
| <Qipz> [lion] | |
| <Barano> I love arnie pie in the sky | |
| <Nephtunh> 6 foot | |
| <Qipz> how much is that? 180cm-ish? | |
| <Barano> yeh | |
| <Nephtunh> wait | |
| <Nephtunh> if shes 6 foot | |
| <Nephtunh> or 6 foot 1 | |
| <Nephtunh> with hair | |
| <Qipz> ye | |
| <Qipz> shes like 140cm | |
| <Nephtunh> and her hair is like | |
| <Nephtunh> half her body | |
| <Nephtunh> jesus they're all short af | |
| <Barano> >homer can't look after the kids | |
| <Qipz> hahaa | |
| <Barano> oh no. I knelt on the floor with my ankles, got distracted by the simpsons, went to stand up and i've slipped under the bed but I'm wedged | |
| <Barano> I'm actually stuck | |
| <Qipz> need help? | |
| <Green> Fucking dummy | |
| <Barano> please | |
| <Barano> no seriously | |
| <Barano> I'm mega stuck | |
| <Qipz> how | |
| <Qipz> like | |
| <Qipz> how | |
| <Caligula> What the fuck? | |
| <Qipz> how do you slip under the bed | |
| <Barano> hang on, let me reach my phone | |
| <Nephtunh> just call the fire brigade | |
| <Caligula> How embarrassing. | |
| <Qipz> 9£483 | |
| <Caligula> Make sure to alert the local paper too. | |
| <Barano> Like this | |
| <Qipz> oh no | |
| <Caligula> Hahaha | |
| <Qipz> twist | |
| <Green> What the fuck dude | |
| <Nephtunh> its over | |
| <Nephtunh> ur dead | |
| <Nephtunh> just accept it | |
| <Barano> I need to james franco myself | |
| <Caligula> Nice knowing you. | |
| <Green> Is that another bed your knees are against? | |
| <Nephtunh> this is some nigthmare fuel barano | |
| <Barano> my ass is on a radiator with my towel on it, knees under the bed | |
| <Nephtunh> just lift the bed | |
| <Lunki> how do you even | |
| <Green> Oh shit | |
| <Caligula> What's the other side of the bed? | |
| <Barano> I'm no shamus | |
| <MysticJC> get a knife @Barano | |
| <Green> HOW | |
| <Nephtunh> and thats boys | |
| <Nephtunh> iw hy you lift | |
| <Qipz> A KNOIFE | |
| <Nephtunh> is why you lift | |
| <Nephtunh> so you dont get stuck like that | |
| <Barano> oh wait | |
| <Qipz> or just get fat | |
| <Barano> the bed is really fucking light haha | |
| <Qipz> I can't get down into crawlspaces | |
| <Green> HOW WAS THAT NOT THE FIRST THING YOU TRIED | |
| <Caligula> You're an idiot, Barano! PLAY A RECORD! | |
| <Nephtunh> UNLIMITED POWER | |
| <Barano> HhhahaHASFVH;ASK | |
| <Green> Fuck you, I'm going to bed | |
| <Barano> I really hurt my hip trying to escape as well | |
| <Barano> Let's just pretend this never happened | |
| <Nephtunh> atleast you didnt need to call the fire brigade | |
| <Caligula> And the local paper. | |
| <Green> I've already saved the picture | |
| <Barano> And james franco | |
| <Barano> pls no | |
| <Qipz> iooh god | |
| <Qipz> that song | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <Qipz> m-marge is nude | |
| <arch> what do you guys think when you hear the terms fast paced puzzle game? | |
| <Qipz> hm | |
| <Barano> Anxiety. | |
| <Qipz> tetris | |
| <Lunki> tetris championship | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> tetris | |
| <Caligula> Haha | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Qipz> wow homer | |
| <Barano> wew | |
| <Qipz> :3 | |
| <arch> spacex just launched another doodad into space | |
| <Qipz> neat | |
| <Barano> falcon 9 right? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> NEVER | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> AGAIN | |
| <Nephtunh> what a nice episode | |
| <Qipz> maggie is cute | |
| <Nephtunh> nothing fancy | |
| <arch> falcon 9 and dragon | |
| <Nephtunh> just a nice episode in general | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> See, like the simpsons doesn't have to be over the top | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> like the modern one is | |
| <Qipz> exactly | |
| <Barano> But how much better would that've been with GUEST RAP STAR #745 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh man | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this episode | |
| <Qipz> "I want a world without Zinc" | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <Barano> hahaha | |
| <Qipz> poor crabapples | |
| <Caligula> Oh is this the "Woodrow" episode? | |
| <Qipz> oh woodrow. | |
| <Caligula> Of course it is. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> tfw you remember her VA died | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ;( | |
| <Qipz> 😦 | |
| <Barano> Wish I had the balls to just call a number for sex | |
| <Qipz> but those gals are overused 😦 | |
| <Caligula> Ay girl, lemme send you my digits. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> damn too real | |
| <Qipz> how they do this | |
| <Kreggur> EPILEPSY | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> EPILEPSY WARNING | |
| <Barano> those fucking Worms rope physics | |
| <Qipz> oh. | |
| <Qipz> bart is a fucking WARLOCK | |
| ! | |
| <MysticJC> oh | |
| <Nephtunh> DONALD TRUMP | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> THE PRESIDENT! | |
| <MysticJC> oh | |
| <Qipz> all I have is a rollup meter | |
| <Barano> I forgot how good this was | |
| <Barano> fucking fads | |
| <Nephtunh> RIP | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> OH FUK | |
| <Qipz> it's rumia! | |
| <Qipz> hehe racism | |
| <Barano> Humdinger | |
| <Qipz> barano found a new word for his tinder page | |
| <Barano> I'm not touching tinder again | |
| <Barano> fuck that | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Man | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this was super cruel | |
| <Qipz> cat | |
| <Qipz> yeah it was Guts | |
| <Barano> she touched herself reading that. | |
| <MysticJC> poor doggu | |
| <arch> where'd yadde go? | |
| <arch> he never leaves | |
| <Qipz> he left | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wait wouldn't the teacher know that she's writing to bart's house | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> HELL NO | |
| <Qipz> 😮 TODD PLS | |
| <Caligula> It's done on PO Box numbers. | |
| <Barano> good character | |
| <Qipz> ye | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> INCEST | |
| <MysticJC> i^ | |
| <Caligula> GET OUT BART IM PISS | |
| <Qipz> hahahaha | |
| <Ramstrong> we'll have no pumpkin nipples here Caligula | |
| <Caligula> Haha | |
| <Barano> haha] | |
| <arch> what can I do at work for the next 3 hours since I don't have any work? | |
| <Qipz> OH | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> flanders fucking jumped the fence | |
| <Caligula> Have a wank. | |
| <Barano> ^ | |
| <arch> can't wank at work | |
| <Barano> Have several | |
| <arch> and it doesn't take 3 hours | |
| <Qipz> @Barano Beverly Hills Cop 2 is a movie I wanna see but not the one I was talking about earlier | |
| <Barano> That'd be a good one | |
| <arch> maybe I'll do like a unity tutorial or something | |
| <Barano> Is america really like this with swearing? | |
| <Qipz> yes | |
| <Qipz> fucking horrible is it | |
| <Barano> HA | |
| <Qipz> marge you dirty bird | |
| <arch> you mean using swears all the time? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hahahaha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I missed that when I was young | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> HUNGRILARY | |
| <Qipz> bart you monster 😦 | |
| <Qipz> sexily yours, woodie | |
| <Caligula> Would you an Edna? | |
| <Qipz> idk | |
| <Barano> I mean attaching such a taboo to swearing arch | |
| <Barano> Like here, I learn new swear words when kids walk past me | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ahhahah | |
| <Qipz> holy shit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> JEEZ | |
| <Qipz> look at ned | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> NED WITHOUT THE TASHE | |
| <Barano> You dirty bass | |
| <Barano> BEES | |
| <arch> well I mean everybody nowadays is looking to be offended to everything | |
| <Qipz> WOAH | |
| <Barano> >everybody | |
| <Qipz> BUTT STUFF | |
| <Barano> Oh I see how it is | |
| <Barano> We all get lumped into one | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> OW | |
| <Qipz> Fiddeldee dee | |
| <Caligula> Haha | |
| <Qipz> 😮 | |
| <Caligula> Father of the year. | |
| <arch> I have this problem when I refer to everybody but I don't include certain sets of people in that term because I kind of use it in the "you know who you are" type of way | |
| <Qipz> marge's face | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <arch> but then everyone's so self conscious they apply it to themselves and I look like an asshole | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Barano> I was jokingly being offended | |
| <Qipz> wow what are you Baramo, USAian? | |
| <Caligula> But wait... are we everyone or aren't we? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> gay | |
| <Barano> Yes and no | |
| <Barano> I'd go the gay route tbh | |
| <arch> everybody always being a little bitch | |
| <Nadel> WHAT | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: ??? has been playing to Simpsons or not to Simpsons for 45min 4sec | |
| <Qipz> WHERE WERE YOU NADEL | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <Caligula> That's one of the greats. | |
| <Barano> that ending | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> We've had some fuckin classic | |
| <Caligula> OH IS THIS THE ONE WITH THE SOFTBALL TEAM? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> s | |
| <Caligula> THIS MIGHT BE THE GOAT | |
| <_2> sup | |
| <Qipz> how about we do 1 extra tonight because Nadel just joined | |
| <Nadel> ...yes? | |
| <Caligula> As if we're going to say no to more Simpsons. | |
| <Qipz> dude | |
| <Qipz> I want donuts | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> SOFT | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> BALL | |
| <Qipz> ITS THAT | |
| <Qipz> ITS THAT PIC | |
| <Slowcat> hah | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <Qipz> fucking rip | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> REACTION IMAGE FONUD | |
| <Barano> I like this avant garde editing | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> WONDERBAT | |
| <Qipz> where did the nails go | |
| <Barano> he welded them into the wood | |
| <Barano> jeez | |
| <Barano> that picnic guy | |
| <Slowcat> homer run | |
| <Barano> it reminds me of a film called "grown ups 2" | |
| <Nephtunh> homer un | |
| <Caligula> Hahah | |
| <Qipz> those bars | |
| <Qipz> bats | |
| <Qipz> I DISAGREE | |
| <Caligula> This episode is so good on its own, but the song at the end is the cherry on the top. | |
| <Qipz> woah | |
| <Qipz> burns | |
| <Nephtunh> HE SAID IT | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Did he say | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Negro leagues | |
| <Nephtunh> yes | |
| <Barano> it's a solid joke | |
| <JDA> knee grow league | |
| <Caligula> He comes from a time when that was a thing. | |
| <Qipz> he does | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >Exercising | |
| <Qipz> these bassball players are all so nice | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> They got the real players to voice them | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> DUH | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> REACTION IMAGE! | |
| <Qipz> yup | |
| <Nephtunh> CUCKED | |
| <Qipz> you can tell how good an episode is by the amount of reaction images | |
| <Barano> blacker than me | |
| <Caligula> Haha | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <Qipz> hahahaha | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <Barano> :D | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Qipz> F | |
| <Nephtunh> F | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> AAAAAAAA | |
| <Slowcat> F | |
| <Barano> rip | |
| <Qipz> here we go | |
| <Nephtunh> hilbert laugh | |
| <Nephtunh> classic | |
| <Caligula> HAHAHA | |
| <Slowcat> yoo | |
| <Nadel> lol | |
| <Barano> hahaha | |
| <Qipz> I like this part | |
| <Barano> it's so good | |
| <Qipz> I wish I had a marge to snuggle | |
| <Barano> "snuggling" ;))))) | |
| <Qipz> ;))) | |
| <Slowcat> i like how he is still in his baseball shirt | |
| <Qipz> that stance | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <birdo> Look at all these discord people | |
| <Qipz> hahahah | |
| <MysticJC> ;_; | |
| <Qipz> ;_; | |
| <Barano> ;_; | |
| <Barano> Those eye noises were not pleasant | |
| <Nadel> they should play against Christopher Robin | |
| <Nephtunh> hes gonna lose | |
| <Nephtunh> feels bad man | |
| <Qipz> that wholesome smile 😃 | |
| <Nephtunh> that ghost | |
| <Nephtunh> did u see that | |
| <Nephtunh> qipz | |
| <Caligula> THE SONG | |
| <Qipz> great ending | |
| <Qipz> yew nep | |
| <Qipz> ye | |
| <Qipz> great | |
| <Qipz> sOOOOFTBALL | |
| <Nephtunh> ok tiem to hit the snooze | |
| <Nephtunh> night bois | |
| <Barano> \o\ | |
| <Caligula> We're talking HOOOOMEEEEEEEER | |
| <Qipz> nn neph | |
| <Barano> /o/ | |
| <Slowcat> night Nephtunh | |
| <Caligula> ;_; | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> classic episode | |
| <Qipz> last one of the night bois | |
| <Qipz> oh man I havent had cornflakes in ages | |
| <Qipz> I want to eat some | |
| <Barano> My knees still hurt | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> why is her hair blue? | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Qipz> poor batano | |
| <Qipz> dude | |
| <Qipz> gasoline smells great | |
| <Barano> a | |
| <Nadel> it does | |
| <Caligula> Would you a Miss Hoover? | |
| <Qipz> no | |
| <Caligula> How no? | |
| <Qipz> idk | |
| <Barano> Miss hoover is kinky AF, mark my words | |
| <Caligula> She'd be grateful, you can tell. | |
| <Caligula> Haha | |
| <Qipz> oh homie | |
| <Nadel> SHUT UP LISA | |
| <I-H> found plaaplaa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlcJs3ogHoE#t=18s | |
| <plaaplaa> cat | |
| <arch> lol I-H | |
| <plaaplaa> poor kitty is so ! SPOOKED ! | |
| <Qipz> I kinda want to be a cop | |
| <Qipz> but I dont | |
| <Nadel> hahah | |
| <Barano> Man, Apu was sure enjoying being tied up. | |
| <Qipz> damn boxes | |
| <Slowcat> milk | |
| <Qipz> WOAH | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <Barano> The editting | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <Qipz> poor eddy | |
| <Barano> 8) | |
| <Qipz> oedipus complex | |
| <Qipz> smoking stinks | |
| <Barano> One day we'll look back at this episode and laugh at the plebs who didn't have moon cities | |
| <Barano> ikr | |
| <Barano> I love seymour | |
| <Qipz> yes | |
| <Nadel> hahah | |
| <Qipz> hahahaha | |
| <Nadel> wew | |
| <Slowcat> hah | |
| ! | |
| ! ! | |
| <Barano> Laramie Jr haha | |
| <Qipz> oh man | |
| <Qipz> this room | |
| !lastplayed m:Naked Gun | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 1067d 3h 36min 39sec (2y 337d) ago, Qipz played Naked Gun 33 1/3 for 1h 16min 50sec | |
| <Qipz> almost 3 years ago | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <Nadel> long enough to have a rerun | |
| !lastplayed m:Police Squad | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 1181d 23h 31min 6sec (3y 86d) ago, ??? played Police Squad for 2h 5min 15sec | |
| <Caligula> >Anon rips Blade Runner 2049 >Converts to VHS >HOLY FUCK IT LOOKS FANTASTIC AND I'M BACK IN THE 80s https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1522704102320.webm | |
| <Nadel> police squad is better tbh | |
| <Nadel> the running gags are amazing | |
| <Qipz> yeah nadel | |
| <Barano> Could do with being copied onto VHS again Caligula | |
| <Caligula> "Cigarette?" "Yes, I know." | |
| <Slowcat> will this be bart vs lisa ? | |
| <Caligula> With some vertical hold issues, Barano? | |
| <Barano> Yes please | |
| <Caligula> Stop, I can only get so erect! | |
| <Barano> get those colours a little more desaturated as well | |
| ! | |
| <Qipz> BEVERLY HILL COP | |
| <Qipz> OH EGADS | |
| <Qipz> a girl just texted me "broski, you up?" | |
| <Qipz> she's cool | |
| <Barano> is she fine? | |
| <Qipz> she's allright | |
| <Qipz> I like how the car goes onto the | |
| <Qipz> WOAH | |
| <Qipz> hahahaha | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <MysticJC> reee | |
| <Barano> reeeeee | |
| <Qipz> woah | |
| <Qipz> I like Venec's meme list | |
| <Qipz> haha | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <Qipz> [tap] | |
| <Caligula> Whoa* | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <Caligula> Hahaha | |
| <Barano> droop snoot :3 | |
| <Slowcat> oh fuk | |
| <Qipz> aw shit | |
| <Nadel> hahahah | |
| <Barano> shiiii | |
| <Qipz> we already reached the point where we've seen em | |
| <MysticJC> oh | |
| <Qipz> ;_; | |
| <Barano> ;) | |
| <Qipz> I will always cry | |
| <MysticJC> the fuck | |
| <Qipz> ; _ ; | |
| <Barano> ; _ ; | |
| ! | |
| <Barano> 🐸7 | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Qipz> HUH? | |
| <Qipz> ffs | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <Slowcat> ahha | |
| <MysticJC> :D | |
| <Qipz> 😄 | |
| <Nadel> :3 | |
| <Barano> such a good drum boi | |
| <Qipz> hahahahah | |
| <Caligula> HAHA | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Barano> AHAHAHAHA | |
| <Barano> OH THAT'S TOO GOOD | |
| <Caligula> All I wanna di BANG BANG BANG | |
| <Qipz> god that noise | |
| <Qipz> every time | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Barano> :3 | |
| <Qipz> :3 | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Slowcat> :3 | |
| <Barano> <:3 | |
| <Barano> wot | |
| <Qipz> mad lad | |
| <Barano> Good cuestrims, thanks ??? | |
| <Qipz> YEAH | |
| <Venec> oh man | |
| <Venec> cue | |
| <Barano> Ima smoke and sleep | |
| <Qipz> o-rite barano | |
| <Qipz> see ya in the mornan | |
| <Qipz> or evenin | |
| <Venec> hah | |
| <Barano> With any luck I won't wake up | |
| <Qipz> gl | |
| <Qipz> MPM | |
| <Qipz> MOM | |
| <Qipz> GET THE CAMERA | |
| <Qipz> anyway | |
| <Qipz> time to hit the hay | |
| <Qipz> night lads | |
| <Venec> nite nite | |
| <Venec> me too | |
| <MysticJC> thanks ??? | |
| <Slowcat> night Qipz , me too | |
| <Nadel> thanks Qipz, ??? | |
| <Qipz> no, thank you, Nadel | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> I just asked !larry and he said that Q should stream! | |
| !p1ayed Q | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Q has been playing Pirates of Penzance for 3min 23sec | |
| <birdo> Is that even a game? | |
| <Nadel> The Pirates of Penzance; or, The Slave of Duty is a comic opera in two acts, with music by Arthur Sullivan and libretto by W. S. Gilbert | |
| <birdo> This seems like something Meryl would streams | |
| !lastplayed g:"Pirates of Penzance" | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: no match for game :( | |
| <Meryl> hi | |
| <birdo> Man, back in 24 Dec 2015 | |
| <birdo> Were any of us even alive back then? | |
| <Rumia> I think suite was | |
| <birdo> In the beginning, there was Suitepee and it was good. | |
| <Meryl> Are we even alive now | |
| <Meryl> Or is this the limbo after 2012 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Uh hello | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 8+ years here | |
| <Meryl> tfw 2012 was 8 years ago | |
| <birdo> The meme that never died | |
| <Meryl> That's what I think when I look myself in the mirror birdoo | |
| <arch> 2012 wasn't peak was it? wasn't it like 2010? | |
| <Rumia> >tfw too young for kony 2002 | |
| <Meryl> But not for Kobe 2002 | |
| <Meryl> He was active 2002 right? | |
| <Rumia> I mean I think his band had another name back then | |
| <Rumia> You can only get demo reels of his stuff | |
| <Ramstrong> aw yiss | |
| <Ramstrong> level 2 kingdom | |
| <Ramstrong> time to make monies | |
| <Rumia> Whats Arrow to ni kuni 2 about anyway | |
| <Ramstrong> it's sort of a fairytale adventure about a boy king who gets usurped from his kingdom and sets out to start again | |
| <Ramstrong> it's good shit | |
| <Ramstrong> i streamed it a couple of days ago, should be in on demand | |
| <Rumia> Hahah "Fuck you king, start over" | |
| <Rumia> Do the farmers like, un-irrigate their fields | |
| <Ramstrong> no he's exiled from his kingdom, he builds a new one | |
| <Rumia> Oooh right | |
| <Rumia> neato | |
| <Ramstrong> you get to recruit citizens and build it up | |
| <Ramstrong> it's good shit | |
| <Rumia> That kinda stuff really gasses my tank | |
| <Rumia> Like the old digimon game | |
| <Ramstrong> i torrented it, it's on steam for about 50 quid | |
| <Rumia> Why are japanese games so expensive now wtf | |
| <Rumia> I saw AoT for like 55 | |
| <Rumia> Chill guys | |
| <birdo> When more Lisa Simpson anime simulator? | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Lets all kindly ask Q to stream! | |
| <Nadel> you already said he was going to stream | |
| <birdo> I don't know why that happens | |
| !next | |
| <birdo> It has a cooldown | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You're a cooldown | |
| <Nadel> why Q keeps ditching us? I don't know either | |
| !totalplayed Q | |
| <birdo> /me chills | |
| <birdo> Dag | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Found 610 entries, total playtime is 38d 15h 28min 44sec. First entry 3062d 4h 56min 32sec (8y 142d) ago (Catmario), Last entry 2h 39min 23sec ago (to Simpsons or not to Simpsons). Average stream length is 1h 31min 14sec. | |
| <birdo> Cat Mario | |
| !totalplayed Suitepee | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Found 1537 entries, total playtime is 116d 16h 55min 12sec. First entry 3066d 6h 33min 2sec (8y 146d) ago (Medal of Honor: Underground (Who knows)), Last entry 1d 8h 15min 37sec ago (PUBG filler (PC)). Average stream length is 1h 49min 20sec. | |
| <Nadel> >stealing ???'s streams to boost your stats, wow Q | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Hey I remember that underground stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Lines up, guess I've been around since 2009 or something | |
| <birdo> Old man | |
| <Nadel> I know the exact date when I found the channel because it was the day Michael Jackson died | |
| <Nadel> and dope was streaming moonwalker | |
| !lastplayed dope g: moonwalker | |
| <Nadel> it was before dopelives | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: no match :( | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That means it didn't happeb | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Faggot | |
| <Nadel> the golden age of livestream chat | |
| <RandomMarine> I can't remember when I first found dopelives. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Livestream chat | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ooof | |
| <Nadel> actually no, the webchat with numbered viewers was the golden age | |
| <RandomMarine> It was just some link on a /v/ thread back near the beginning, back before dopefish did his first x-com stream. | |
| <RandomMarine> What Nadel said, those were good times. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I remember since it was heartgold's JP Release, someone on /v/ streamed it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And I went looking at other vidya | |
| <RandomMarine> I miss all the viewerfags. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Tfw it was either vinesauce or dopelives on top | |
| <RandomMarine> Remember when people were trying to stir shit up by spamming links to vinesauce? | |
| <birdo> Are there other multi streamer communities out there? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Vinesauce | |
| <RandomMarine> Remember WORLD TV LIVE LIVE | |
| <RandomMarine> And @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ | |
| <Nadel> and /v/ threads about dopelives which devolved into regulars shitting on each other behind anon | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @@@@@@@ m@@@@@m | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah the /v/ threads were quality | |
| <Rumia> Those were so bad | |
| <Rumia> Pre-circlejerk circlejerk | |
| <Nadel> suitepee thread simulator.mp4 | |
| <Nadel> shiggy diggy | |
| <RandomMarine> Whatever happened to slashcaps anyway | |
| <Rumia> guts where is slashcaps | |
| <Rumia> What did you do with him | |
| <birdo> did he died | |
| <Nadel> the loan sharks got him | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I think he's on my steam friends still | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I dunno what happened | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You tell me what happened to papa smurf and I'll get slashcaps | |
| <Rumia> Well I know a little about papa-smurf | |
| <Rumia> He moved out of his town because they wanted to move his mother to a nice quiet place, she has a terminal diagnosis of some sort I think | |
| <Rumia> Last time we spoke he said he intended to be active here once they got internet set up, haven't heard from him since | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Damn | |
| <Rumia> I can't remember what parts I wasn't supposed to tell anybody so SORRY PAPASMURF IF YOU'RE READING THE LOGS | |
| <Nadel> /tts | |
| <Nadel> it didn't work :( | |
| <LarryLongbow> What is друг! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZzwBfXUMAAi0P1.jpg | |
| <Nadel> doesn't that mean friend | |
| <Rumia> Gutsman.. | |
| <Nadel> cletus-kun, what do you think about the bible verse | |
| <Nadel> lisa simpson sure has changed in those newer seasons Ramstrong | |
| <Ramstrong> pretty much | |
| <Holkin> LarryLongbow means friend | |
| <Nadel> Larry I like how the 'before' photo is him in the hard gay outfit | |
| <Rumia> hardo gayyyy HOOO | |
| <Rumia> LarryLongbow I like how one says CYBERSTALK | |
| <Nadel> oh no | |
| <EJ-DVi> LarryLongbow: these featured articles | |
| <EJ-DVi> "Dying is not as bad as you think" | |
| <LarryLongbow> wow! | |
| <begoniabol> off to bed, goodnight everyone | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> friends | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I will stream | |
| <EJ-DVi> Greetings flip | |
| <Ramstrong> sup flip | |
| <Ramstrong> would you be up for multiplayer in about 10-15 mins flip? | |
| <Ramstrong> k | |
| <EJ-DVi> Braces?! | |
| <EJ-DVi> But your teeth is a perfect set of pearly whites | |
| <birdo> Whoaaaaa | |
| <birdo> I bought this game when I was in highschool | |
| <birdo> The dude is just now finishing it | |
| <EJ-DVi> Damn only got a slight overbite | |
| <birdo> oh man, streets of rogue | |
| <birdo> This game is great | |
| <LarryLongbow> Streets of Rage! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Does he remember! | |
| <LarryLongbow> You hurt his copfriend! | |
| <Artless> even | |
| <Artless> how do flip | |
| <LarryLongbow> Do you get stealthadvantages if you darkskinned! | |
| <EJ-DVi> Meanwhile in my dreams | |
| <EJ-DVi> #Roguelivesmatters | |
| <Artless> HIPPOCRATIC OATH YOU FUCKIN PIG | |
| <Artless> I HAVE YOUR BADGE NUMBERS | |
| <Artless> I'M REPORTING THIS TO YOUR SUPERVISOR | |
| <Artless> How many players does this support | |
| <LarryLongbow> Wow! | |
| <Artless> Oh it DOES does it | |
| <LarryLongbow> Are you a ghost forever now! Ramstrong | |
| <LarryLongbow> If you have 1 life and give half life to ressurect him do you both die or do both of you get 1 health! | |
| <Artless> I have acquired this game, and would like to join in the shenanigans if that is amenable | |
| <LarryLongbow> wow vampire is really strong! | |
| <LarryLongbow> What is the vampires main weakness in a town that is always dark! Garlic or what! | |
| <LarryLongbow> If you kill everyone in town do you win! | |
| <LarryLongbow> how many slums are there! | |
| <RandomMarine> Good job Ramstrong | |
| <RandomMarine> IS YOUR REFRIDGERATOR RUNNING? | |
| <RandomMarine> What does the ghost gibber do. | |
| <RandomMarine> Does it gib ghosts? | |
| <Ramstrong> noight leds | |
| <birdo> videobutts | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ASS | |
| <nogaemz> <>== | |
| <Ghatto> (B) ASS | |
| <birdo> cute | |
| <Ghatto> Bossu o7 | |
| <Artless> Oh fuck ster played some TF2 on april fools | |
| <birdo> fuckster | |
| <a-> who's the fuckster | |
| <plaaplaa> peckster https://youtu.be/4rI60A_RG1M | |
| <arch> clicking larry's link is intense | |
| <birdo> larry links are a rollercoaster | |
| <Sir_Andersen> haha LarryLongbow | |
| <LarryLongbow> What is that! Drallkan | |
| <Drallkan> Steam Machines, LarryLongbow, something valve tried in order to get people playing games on steam in their living rooms on their TVs, they were pretty expensive for a good one if I remember right | |
| <Drallkan> >Shaq Fu reboot silently released on the PS store, well then, not on PC yet though | |
| <arch> I guess they are getitng out of the hardware game and that's why they were selling those steam links for $1 | |
| <arch> they should take all that steam money and invest it in games tbh | |
| <birdo> They do have that card game coming out soon | |
| <birdo> >VR made much less of a showing at this years GDC >Most VR titles on display were in development titles present at previous GDCs with a high chance of being there next year | |
| <birdo> >At a VR roundtable devs agreed that VR's high costs, mobility issues, and difficult development restrictions have all but killed the momentum of the industry, who are now more apt to chase after other hot topics | |
| <birdo> RIP headset displays | |
| <birdo> Oh yeah, if you have prime go on twitch and get all your free games. Steamworld Dig 2 and a couple others | |
| <arch> oh neat there's a little video thing relating to far cry 5, maybe I'll do a stream of that at some point | |
| <arch> 30 min side story that happens before the events of the game or something | |
| <Ghatto> >dude sent me over steam key >"Here, ghatto. You gotta play it and stream it" >"If it is for free i'll fucking do it" >sent me this https://i.imgur.com/84cGxcj.jpg | |
| <Ghatto> I have made a terrible mistake | |
| <arch> haha Ghatto you gonna stream it? | |
| <birdo> Time to stream that | |
| <Ghatto> I said i'd do it, arch | |
| <Ghatto> I can't go back on my word now | |
| <Ghatto> But i don't know if twitch would be ok with it | |
| <Ghatto> Seems...lewd | |
| <birdo> Haha, that summary http://store.steampowered.com/app/542200/Animal_Lover/ | |
| <birdo> Yeah it has male nudity | |
| <birdo> Penises with tumblr noses | |
| <Ghatto> Send help | |
| <arch> at least there's a no furries disclaimer | |
| <arch> I thought it was going to be about bestiality to be honest | |
| <Ghatto> I'm legit spooped | |
| <birdo> Man, reviews for VNs are always so positive despite the writing and characters being totally shit. This is a good industry to get into. | |
| <arch> you've seen enough gachi to be prepared for male on male intimacy | |
| <Ghatto> I mean, arch, i can get gachi...that shit is manly as fuck | |
| <Ghatto> But this... | |
| <arch> boys need love too | |
| <Ghatto> I agree, arch | |
| <Ghatto> But here nothing is manly | |
| <arch> o-> | |
| <Ghatto> There is no wrasslin like in gachi | |
| <Ghatto> No jabroni outfits | |
| <Ghatto> No muscle | |
| <Ghatto> Everyone looks shabby and tumblr as fug | |
| <arch> then I guess you're just going to have to tap into your gay side | |
| <arch> two penises wrapping around each other in the night | |
| <Ghatto> With no grapple or roll over the mat... | |
| <Ghatto> I'll play some gachi in the background while i play it | |
| <Ghatto> That way i won't lose my man card | |
| <arch> lol | |
| <birdo> Haha, these reviews >I love feminist stories but I get annoyed when they're sometimes too anti-male. This one seemed like it had a nice balance of being pro-feminist but without too much demonizing of the guys and their toxic masculinity. | |
| <Ghatto> Oh | |
| <Ghatto> My | |
| <Ghatto> fucking | |
| <Ghatto> God | |
| <birdo> When the demonizing is just right https://2static4.fjcdn.com/comments/When+the+crowbar+snaps+in+two+just+right+_f9d68d19114c692c1479844b8009549f.jpg | |
| <arch> I'm not sure you meant to link what you did | |
| <arch> what a cancer funnyjunk is | |
| <birdo> Go blame their SEOing of google image results. I just wanted a just right meme image. | |
| <arch> oh it shows up fine in discord, I guess it's just opening it in browser is where they get their hooks in | |
| <nogaems_> many why dont we have vr card games yet | |
| <birdo> There's going to be a catan VR game sometime soon | |
| <nogaems_> neat' | |
| <nogaems_> it's kinda funny how tumblr turned being gay into something only faggots do. fucking a dude in the poop chute used to be manly as fuark | |
| <nogaems_> now it's less about being a homo and mroe about being a pathetic faggot | |
| <birdo> I'm still waiting for yahoo to just end tumblr. Their attempts to monetize it aren't working since posting porn is the driving usecase and advertisers are all like "hell naw, son. That's a penis!" | |
| <nogaems_> lol | |
| <nogaems_> yeah birdo that cracked me up. tumblr is big for porn, but htey are all like "NO, THIS SEWER HAS TO BE CLEAN!" | |
| <nogaems_> cant even see that shit without logging in, F | |
| <nogaems_> i dont think you can search for porn using tumblrs in built search function, either | |
| <birdo> They put adult search results behind a toggle switch buried in account settings and made all adult content login-to-view to limit its viral spread. | |
| <nogaems_> those monsters | |
| <nogaems_> i tried to find out how to see shit without logging in but couldnt, so i meh'd | |
| <nogaems_> ALL I WANTED WAS ONE OBSCURE STUPID SFM PORN VIDEO | |
| <nogaems_> is that a radio or a bike? | |
| <LarryLongbow> The Huffy Radio Bike 1955! | |
| <nogaems_> whoa, when will the madness stop!? | |
| <LarryLongbow> wish it came in green! | |
| <arch> reminds me of the bike from the pee wee herman movie | |
| <LarryLongbow> Ive heard Ready Player One is a good movie, I have to see RLM review on it! | |
| <birdo> There you go Larry https://i.imgur.com/ZOOadYH.png | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh! @Birdo | |
| <nogaems_> nicee | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <LarryLongbow> Are they hugging or wrestling! | |
| <birdo> Well LarryLongbow, when two blobs love each other | |
| <IronBar> Wrestling is just extreme hugging | |
| <Yadde> örg | |
| <IronBar> ;) | |
| <IronBar> That's two down | |
| <IronBar> hundred more to go | |
| <IronBar> and probably a hundred more to come | |
| <Yadde> how will they make money now and how will players get the feeling of appreciation? | |
| <IronBar> Meanwhile Hawaii Anti lootbox bill failed to pass | |
| <maduin> oh :| | |
| <nogaems_> seems legit. emma gondolaz cannot have the nuclear codes! | |
| <Yadde> also that picture is fake and gay | |
| <nogaems_> I've really got to the stage where I don't believe what I read on the internet anymore. Am I a men now? | |
| <maduin> yes | |
| <LarryLongbow> Crazy skinhead umbrella teens! maduin | |
| <nogaems_> man Yadde, I went to a CZ, that place is aids >strip shield >uses shield bank >strip shields again >has 6,000,000 hull and takes 7 years to chew through it | |
| <maduin> what if we will have lewdboxes, would you pay | |
| <Yadde> stop bullying the condas with your sidewinder, nogaems_ | |
| <birdo> heart shaped boxes | |
| <nogaems_> >get bulleid by 2 vultures and boost away 78KMs to escape | |
| <Yadde> >almost full on FSD charge >"Module malfunction" >thrusters offline | |
| <nogaems_> shield goes goes >MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE MAGIC MISSILE | |
| <Yadde> I still run atleast one PD even though I don't need it most of the time | |
| <VolumeWork-> MOrnig | |
| <nogaems_> seems like a good idea, they didnt have any PDs at the station nearby so i kept risking it | |
| <nogaems_> morning | |
| <nogaems_> I just dont think my non engineered python can hack it there | |
| <Yadde> Python CAN deal with NPC condas and vultures, but it needs to be kitted for combat | |
| <Yadde> like, resistance shields with boosters | |
| <Yadde> and bi-wave shields are a must on anything that plans on staying longer in combat | |
| <nogaems_> yeah biweave seems nice, the regen is pretty crazy unless you have like 4k shields | |
| <Yadde> yeah, though even with the 4k it's still a lot better, since you'll overall most likely have more shield amount to get hit with than just normals | |
| <Yadde> because you have more time to regen them too | |
| <nogaems_> i think i was tyring cz to open up a dude who needs 50 cz bonds so i can mod beams | |
| <Yadde> ah | |
| <Yadde> yeah, I remember that | |
| <Yadde> it's not really a hassle, just need a combat ship | |
| <maduin> hire small ships, do kamikaze | |
| <Yadde> that would work if it wasn't for the fact that you lose all your combat bonds if you die, maduin | |
| <nogaems_> I've got enough to bu ya conda now, bit more for a cutter tho, but no $$ to gear it out | |
| <Yadde> don't buy a cutter | |
| <Yadde> it's shit | |
| <Yadde> I regret buying it | |
| <Yadde> it has a good number of hardpoints | |
| <Yadde> but while clipper is a fast dildo that turns well | |
| <Yadde> cutter is the pornstar version if it, and it only knows how to thurst forward | |
| <Yadde> it can't turn for shit | |
| <Yadde> out of the big three, I definetely like Corvette the most | |
| <birdo> Anyone want some tea? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9V6X0H4s2c | |
| <Yadde> I still have no idea what green tea tastes like | |
| <birdo> Bitter mostly. If you drink it on an empty stomach it can really fuck you up | |
| <Yadde> do people who drink it sweeten it with something, or just drink it as is? | |
| <birdo> For the tea ceremony, like what the robot is doing, nah. I know a lot of people drink it with honey. | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has been spamming ASCII dicks for 4h 29min 3sec :(. FlíppinKamikaze played Streets of Rogue for 2h 3min 28sec | |
| <Nadel> 9 minutes late | |
| <Yadde> I can't see his gills maduin | |
| <Nadel> well he's not amphibian, he just can go into water and not break down | |
| <AndFergYou> Yo | |
| <Ska> I drink green tea raw ;_; | |
| <AndFergYou> but do you drink it dry? | |
| <birdo> Ska "Pukevalanche" Demon | |
| <Ska> >bigballerbrand | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <birdo> You've gone and done it, you've become a normie doing normie reddit things | |
| <LewishM> We will create the greatest circle | |
| <LewishM> when reddit sends their people | |
| <LewishM> theyre not sending their best | |
| <Ska> I don't understand | |
| <Yadde> what is that LewishM? | |
| <Yadde> it's a spinning thing | |
| <Ska> online fidget spinner | |
| <I-H> THE CIRCLE HAS BEEN BETRAYED | |
| <Yadde> This circle has been betrayed | |
| <Yadde> I have no idea what is going on | |
| <AndFergYou> This is unsettling | |
| <nogaems_> fucking lol, amphibious | |
| <nogaems_> but yeah Yadde I was torn between the 3 big ships, cant decide | |
| <Yadde> well, the cutter is only good for doing wing delivery missions solo | |
| <nogaems_> that cargo bay would be nice i guess? | |
| <Ska> does this mean lewishm knows who betrayed him | |
| <AndFergYou> Does it tell you who bretrayed? | |
| <Yadde> otherwise I wouldn't even look at it | |
| <Ska> or is this now a game of secret hitler | |
| <AndFergYou> >bretrayed | |
| <LewishM> >BETRAYED | |
| <LewishM> thanks | |
| <Ska> BRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MODEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| <LewishM> fags | |
| <Nadel> get a conda, then realise the cobra is more comfy and keep flying it forever | |
| <LewishM> its just a circle and everyone with the password joins | |
| <LewishM> adding more balls | |
| <LewishM> but anyone whos joined can just hit betrya | |
| <LewishM> and end it | |
| <birdo> what do the balls do? Are they inert? | |
| <Yadde> LewishM, it never let me put a password | |
| <LewishM> so you have to get as many balls as you can | |
| <Yadde> did it require an account? | |
| <LewishM> before someone is a cuck | |
| <LewishM> Yes Yadde | |
| <Yadde> meh | |
| <LewishM> also its been betrayed anyway | |
| <LewishM> so its over | |
| <AndFergYou> So you don't know who betrayed? | |
| <Ska> it's not over lewishm never give up | |
| <Yadde> what does it mean to be betrated anyway? | |
| <nogaems_> i have no idea what is going on | |
| <Nadel> I bet it was S | |
| <AndFergYou> you can still work with a ruptured circle | |
| <AndFergYou> it just leaks more | |
| <nogaems_> fucking S, press S to spit on S | |
| <nogaems_> SSSSSSSSSSSSSS | |
| <Yadde> nogaems_, If you want a big ship that can shoot, but can be converted to a big freighter, get a conda | |
| <LewishM> Yadde betraying just ends the circle | |
| <LewishM> thats all it does | |
| <LewishM> its someone who had the password just ending the circle | |
| <LewishM> for no gain | |
| <birdo> The circle was squared | |
| <Yadde> if you only want to do big pew pews, and don't really care about flying long distances on a large vessel and prefer doing it on a medium or small ship, get a corvette | |
| <nogaems_> skulker did this | |
| <birdo> What can you gain from joining? Cool reddit points? | |
| <LewishM> Birdo trust! | |
| <Nadel> >expecting this chat not to fuck up when presented the option to | |
| <LewishM> the game is just how many people can you trust | |
| <LewishM> before you invite a weasel | |
| <birdo> This chat is weasels all the way down tho | |
| <LewishM> indeed | |
| <Yadde> I'm surprised you even got 4, LewishM | |
| <AndFergYou> >check front page of Circle of trust >all these betrayals | |
| <nogaems_> 81 total people here, including a few bots | |
| <nogaems_> who is the weasel!? | |
| <Nadel> 24hype is like a circle of trust too, and then someone ruins everything with an overwatch filler | |
| <AndFergYou> maybe the password was too easily guessed and it wasn't even someone from here that betrayed | |
| <birdo> Man, it's always overwatch filler too | |
| <LewishM> AndFergYou pls it was big baller brand | |
| <birdo> A top password along with 1234 and jesus | |
| <nogaems_> coriolis and ed shipyard need to have a mongrel baby that has the bet of both | |
| <nogaems_> both of them suck in different ways | |
| <Yadde> you could just watch some of the "reviews" | |
| <Yadde> combatwise Corvette is just the best | |
| <nogaems_> hrngh all these 8 cargo racks. cutter pls | |
| <Yadde> but it has a smaller jump range | |
| <Yadde> don't look at the cutter | |
| <nogaems_> ah yeah the conda has lik 70ly as a jumper | |
| <Yadde> do yourself a favour and just skip the cutter | |
| <Yadde> like I said it's slow as shit to turn, so the only way to do combat is with turrets | |
| <nogaems_> b-but 720tons | |
| <Yadde> yeah, but that's EXPENSIVE 720tons | |
| <Yadde> like | |
| <Yadde> FUCKING | |
| <Yadde> EXPENSIVE | |
| <Nadel> and gutamaya ships are ugly | |
| <nogaems_> ohey the type 10 as one 8 slut. but lol, type 10 | |
| <Yadde> you don't want your first big ship to be something that costs 1bil just to kip properly | |
| <Yadde> kit* | |
| <Yadde> and the insurance | |
| <Yadde> hhhhh | |
| <nogaems_> insurance eww | |
| <Yadde> >over 10mil insurance just out of the box | |
| <nogaems_> man the top tier hull armour is fuckign crazy | |
| <nogaems_> 300M-500M for a big ship | |
| <Nadel> oh, if you buy a ship in that yong ru or whatshisface controlled space you get a discount and the insurance is lower as well | |
| <Yadde> yeah, the li yu chineseface | |
| <nogaems_> oh yeah li yongu-rui or whatever | |
| <Yadde> thougn I do my shopping at Jefferson's Memorial | |
| <Yadde> it's a smaller discount, but atleast it has all the things | |
| <nogaems_> i figured out yesterday that mods sold sell for what you paid for them | |
| <Yadde> yeah, atleast they're supposed to | |
| <nogaems_> jeffersons is that the elite founders place? | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <Yadde> Li gives a 15% discount, Jefferson's gives 10% | |
| <nogaems_> im still ages away from that | |
| <Yadde> also nogaems_, reasons to buy corvette https://youtu.be/WF2t2YZ8PFo?t=1110 | |
| <Nadel> just do a tourist trip to sag a and honk with every jump | |
| <Nadel> bam, elite explorer | |
| <Yadde> my first elite was trader | |
| <Yadde> because I grinded money on Ceos | |
| <Nadel> I hit trader elite by selling 10 gold or something like that | |
| <Nadel> because I already was at 99,9999% | |
| <nogaems_> man i was looking at a beam multicannon build | |
| <Yadde> the only thing I don't like about the corvette is the bottom class 3 hardpoint | |
| <Yadde> hard to use as gimballed since the firing angle isn't that great past the middle point | |
| <Yadde> but you'll be spending a lot of time shooting people above the middle if you have gimballeds on the class 4 mounts | |
| <nogaems_> oic | |
| <Yadde> I just put a turret laser on it | |
| <nogaems_> so 2 YUGE beams and bunch o gimballed multis | |
| <Yadde> well that's what the video has | |
| <Yadde> but I ran it a bit different | |
| <Yadde> it had 2 class 4 gimballed beams, 1 class 3 pulse turret, 2 class 1 pulse turrets that I later upgraded to beams, and 2 class 2 gimballed multicannons | |
| <nogaems_> neat | |
| <IronBar> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: nobody has been posting dogs for 5h 15min 47sec :(. FlíppinKamikaze played Streets of Rogue for 2h 3min 28sec | |
| <Yadde> I like using the turrets just to have a continous source of damage on things that are faster than my turning rate | |
| <Yadde> they're not required though, just quality of life | |
| <Yadde> also I recently swapped the multicannons to shock cannons | |
| <Nadel> I have laser turrets everywhere in my conda except the huge gimballed multi and two railguns on the sides | |
| <Yadde> I tried using the guardian plasma chargers on the class 2 mounts, but they were too wide | |
| <Yadde> couldn't hit anything | |
| <nogaems_> the two wide apart mounts on my python are pita | |
| <Yadde> my friend likes to do this https://youtu.be/V5YZ8xXIauE?t=761 | |
| <Nadel> I got hit by these once, didn't even get my shields down | |
| <Yadde> yeah, missiles are shit against shields | |
| <Nadel> just lol'd at the guy and jumped away | |
| <LewishM> When planet dinosaur streams | |
| <Nadel> you are the dino streamer, you tell us | |
| <LewishM> i aint dino streamed in 16 years | |
| <Yadde> nogaems_ nadel this lightshow https://youtu.be/jqJe5kTCXCs?t=221 | |
| !lastplayed g: jurassic | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 262d 15h 41min 3sec ago, LewishM played Jurassic Park Operation Genesis for 1h 24min 1sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🤔🤔 | |
| <nogaems_> oh boy here we go | |
| <birdo> swedish pls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpHniCEHY7I | |
| <LewishM> 16 years | |
| <nogaems_> that disco | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> If I'm allowed I'll stream more mass erect tonight | |
| <Yadde> >whale and val are the same | |
| <Yadde> what? | |
| <Yadde> is this guy high or what? | |
| <birdo> He might be | |
| <nogaems_> kek | |
| <birdo> So what's Jurassic Park Operation Genesis. Like a park game? | |
| <Yadde> think it was some low effort indie game | |
| <Yadde> or I might be thinking of some other game | |
| <Yadde> yeah, it's a different game | |
| <whilly2dope> Im 28 and still name FF characters Ass and Penis. Some things never change | |
| <birdo> Sometimes there's just no need to change | |
| <whilly2dope> heh | |
| <nogaems_> this simple swedish was not what i expected | |
| <Yadde> yeah nogaems_, it just went to joking about the same things we joked in school when we were 12 | |
| <nogaems_> and you're not dumber than every swede | |
| <nogaems_> ARE YOU | |
| <LewishM> @birdo JP:OG is like zoo tycoon type game but with jurassic park | |
| <LewishM> its also amazing | |
| <birdo> Oh mang | |
| <LewishM> and one of the best if not the best dino game ever made | |
| <LewishM> and its sequel is coming | |
| <LewishM> after lik | |
| <LewishM> 22 years | |
| <LewishM> or some shit :3 | |
| <Yadde> I thought Dino Crisis was the best dino game | |
| <birdo> That's a lot of years | |
| <LewishM> ok 15 years | |
| <LewishM> but still | |
| <Yadde> the only jurassic park game I played was the SNES one | |
| <LewishM> >zoom in on unhappy guest >"I'm bored, the dinosaurs dont do anything cool!" >Build fence around him >Place raptors inside fence >put viewing platforms around >guests watch him get eaten alive | |
| <LewishM> good fucking game | |
| <LewishM> thatll teach you to tell me what my dinosaurs dont do | |
| <nogaems_> oh you can actually ally with these faction powers | |
| <Yadde> power play? | |
| <nogaems_> oh power play is it | |
| <Yadde> yeah, you can pledge to get paid | |
| <nogaems_> and get access to those pack hounds and shit | |
| <Yadde> and some of them offer a weapon/module after you stay the for 4 weeks and rank up | |
| <nogaems_> 4 weeks? that sounds pretty gay | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> The dudes making the sequel made planet coaster | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> So it sounds good | |
| !lastplayed g: planet coaster | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 541d 19h 40min 54sec (1y 176d) ago, weevíl played Planet Coaster for 2h 13min 7sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Damn the game is that old?! | |
| <birdo> Those are the best stream games. Mega comfy | |
| <IronBar> !lastplayed g:cities | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: 318d 22h 20min 49sec ago, Nǫoya played Cities: Skylines for 2h 31min 54sec | |
| <birdo> it's true | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I love planet coaster but I just play with inf cash | |
| <birdo> Do you like making custom coasters? | |
| <IronBar> Planet Coaster is TRASH, buy the real deal Rollercoaster Tycoon for the Switch, the ultimate!! (NOT sponsored by Atari Inc.) | |
| <IronBar> Still can't believe they did that investment thing where investing 500$ got you a discount coupon for the switch port | |
| <IronBar> and switch version is just a shitty mobile game port | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Lmao | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Really | |
| <birdo> Whatever happened to that Atari console or whatever? | |
| <IronBar> It wasn't Kickstarter, it was like an actual investor thing but still | |
| <IronBar> it's probably gonna be shit, it is nu-atari afterall | |
| <IronBar> "announcing a pre-order date in April" | |
| <birdo> It's like a steambox but without steam | |
| <IronBar> Valve recently removed the Steambox section from Steam | |
| <IronBar> Since those obviously flopped | |
| <birdo> Perfect time to release a similar product | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Doesn't Atari have a slot in e3 | |
| <birdo> Now that would get a spot at EVO | |
| !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Gręene's birthday funsies | |
| <IronBar> >grön >fun | |
| <birdo> huehue | |
| !nexy | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Skà! | |
| <IronBar> !lastplayed butts | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: 5d 5h 30min 30sec ago, Ską played Dragon Ball Fighter Z for 3h 49min 55sec, Alias: Ską | |
| !lastplayed guts -4 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: no match for streamer :(, did you forget to add "game:"? | |
| !lastplayed -4 guts | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 1777d 14h 25min 40sec (4y 317d) ago, weevíl + gutsman played Wrestling time for 2h 31min 53sec | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> How about ... àrch? :3c | |
| <LewishM> more like fartch | |
| <LewishM> hahaha | |
| <IronBar> more like archaic | |
| <LarryLongbow> Archaon! | |
| <Green> Why you so rude, IronBar | |
| <IronBar> :) | |
| <Green> :( | |
| <LarryLongbow> RIP Lill-Babs! | |
| <birdo> rolling those Rs | |
| <LarryLongbow> Lill-Babs is dead! Kreggur | |
| <LewishM> Whos that Larry | |
| <LarryLongbow> Shes like Swedens Marilyn Monroe! @LewishM | |
| <LewishM> does she sing dansband | |
| <LarryLongbow> not really dansband! Pop, soul! | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has touched my spaghett for 7h 5min 0sec ;_;. FlíppinKamikaze played Streets of Rogue for 2h 3min 28sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> LewishM what's your opinion on this cena vs taker feud | |
| <LewishM> But how can this happen when guns are banned 🤔🤔🤔 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Or lack of | |
| <LewishM> I dunno. I'd like them to fight. I hope crazy cena comes out on smackdown tomorrow and it's confirmed there because taker is a smackdown star | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Rumour is that he'll come back as American badass | |
| <LewishM> Hahahahahaha | |
| <LewishM> I'd pay for that | |
| <LewishM> KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Apparently kid rock is at wrestlemania | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And RUMORED limp bizkuit too | |
| <LewishM> But surely this is his last match. | |
| <LewishM> Does he really wanna retire as American badass | |
| <LewishM> Oh wait probably given that was his personal idea | |
| <LewishM> And wwe wrote the spooky one | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I want him to retire | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And make cena his retirement match | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> People want it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Maybe at smack down people are saying | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Lets put our heads together and think of who should stream. | |
| <IronBar> Guts | |
| <birdo> stream some dinocoasters | |
| <nogaems_> oh man good old L O N D O N | |
| <nogaems_> part and parcel etc | |
| <LewishM> i am actually really liking London | |
| <LewishM> in the few weeks I've been here | |
| <LewishM> but yea some places are almost as dodgy as back home | |
| <LewishM> really though anytime someone has told me im going to a "bad" part of London | |
| <LewishM> all ive seen is muslims and kebab huts | |
| <Lunki> more like new mecca | |
| !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Journey to Silius a.k.a The Terminator Game that never was (NES) | |
| <Nadel> all I remember from that game is nice music and typos/engrish | |
| <LarryLongbow> Is the tea better in London! @LewishM | |
| <LewishM> Oh god no | |
| <LewishM> its so bad LarryLongbow | |
| <LewishM> its really the biggest downside of the whole thing | |
| <LewishM> the water here is so chalky | |
| <LewishM> I cant drink tap water | |
| <LewishM> without getting sick | |
| <LarryLongbow> hmmm! I thought the london people were the tea-drinkers in UK! | |
| <IronBar> Ah, Nokia water | |
| <LewishM> LarryLongbow they drink lots of tea yea, but the locals dont know the difference | |
| <LewishM> and the immigrants still think the water is clean anyway | |
| <LarryLongbow> Maybe youve grown up drinking too pure water you whole life so your immune system isnt as good! @LewishM | |
| <maduin> LewishM, I read how London now has more violent crimes than NY | |
| <LewishM> if you get it from a shop or a cafe its fine | |
| <Nadel> I had to buy a jug with a filter in Szczecin, otherwise the tea looks like boiled gasoline | |
| <maduin> but then again people do say that NY is more peaceful than like 10 years ago | |
| <LewishM> Yes LarryLongbow Scotland has some of the cleanest water in the entire world, theres only like 3-4 countries I can drink tap water in | |
| <LewishM> because my immune system has no practice | |
| <LewishM> with chalky water | |
| <Nadel> fortunately the filter works, nothing helps where my grandma lives | |
| <LewishM> I can drink water in the Netherlands ;3 | |
| <LewishM> Dutch power | |
| <LarryLongbow> Ever tried Swedish water! @LewishM | |
| <LewishM> No Larry but it should be fine | |
| <LewishM> same with norway | |
| <Lunki> swedish water is filled with estrogens! | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh yea! What about Finland! | |
| <Lunki> estrogens! | |
| <Lunki> it turns our youth into communists! | |
| <LewishM> I dont know much about finnish water | |
| <LewishM> is it clean? | |
| <LewishM> dont they use russian lead pipes | |
| <Nadel> no it's full of memes | |
| <LarryLongbow> yea maybe! | |
| <LarryLongbow> radioactive water from russia! | |
| <maduin> finnish water is clean :3 | |
| <LewishM> See on lists of clean water the UK seems to come in the bottom half of the top 10 all the time | |
| <LewishM> but thats because London and North englands is SO bad | |
| <LewishM> it drags everyone else down | |
| <LewishM> scotlands is waaaaaaaaaaay cleaner than englands | |
| <LarryLongbow> I heard the estrogen gets in the water from the pills women take! Why cant they filter it out properly! | |
| <AndFergYou> it's not from pills LarryLongbow, it's because MOTHER Earth | |
| <birdo> It'd take a lot of energy to filter something like that out. It's not a particulate matter or a salt. | |
| <Yadde> we used to get our water from our own underground source | |
| <LarryLongbow> Isn't it London were the immigrants throw the oil clogging the sewers! | |
| <Nadel> only Alex Jones has anti-estrogen water filters | |
| <LarryLongbow> I still need to get one of his filters! @Nadel | |
| <LarryLongbow> and his coffee! | |
| <maduin> you need plastic filter | |
| <birdo> >Met Commissioner Cressida Dick said websites and mobile phone applications such as YouTube, Snapchat and Instagram were partially to blame for the bloodshed. | |
| <LarryLongbow> If you boil your water before drinking it, do you get the estrogen out! | |
| <birdo> Sounds like London police haven't changed. | |
| <LarryLongbow> Do you boil the London-water to be able to drink it! @LewishM | |
| <LewishM> Yes Larry | |
| <Nadel> inb4 phone surrender bins | |
| <LewishM> and its still not great | |
| <AndFergYou> it just becomes fumes that get aborbed into your blood LarryLongbow | |
| <I-H> Lads | |
| <maduin> I-H | |
| <I-H> A couple of snow | |
| <Nadel> it's 5 degrees now, supposed to be 19 tomorrow | |
| <Nadel> also a thunderstorm, hype | |
| <nogaems_> im used to good enough tap water. the tap water at my sister's place smells like pool water, but she lives out with the cows and bushfires | |
| <Yadde> 20 degrees of snow | |
| <LarryLongbow> I would roleplay as Artyom if I had to drink that water, it tastes better if you think you are in a post-apocalyptic fiction! | |
| <nogaems_> you really appreciate good, clean water | |
| <LarryLongbow> I dont really like normal water but I remember the water in school after gym would always taste great from one tap! Very strange! | |
| <maduin> I dont like water when I'm eating something | |
| <LewishM> Hahahhaa Larry I might try that | |
| <Nadel> everything tastes better when you're thirsty/hungry | |
| <maduin> I need milk, juice, something | |
| <maduin> LarryLongbow: that is always good | |
| <nogaems_> i have a terrible habit of drinking while i eat. It's technically fine, but it makes me uncomfortable | |
| <LarryLongbow> You can even smell better when you are hungry! | |
| <nogaems_> i blame fast food places that pack meals and coke | |
| <maduin> nogaems_: why? | |
| <maduin> why it makes uncomfortable I mean | |
| <nogaems_> reflux mah boi | |
| <KingofEngland> evening guys | |
| <nogaems_> sup | |
| <maduin> derp | |
| <Yadde> nogaems_, I drink while eating too | |
| <LarryLongbow> you mean eating and drinking at the same time! nogaems_ | |
| <Yadde> I can't deal with even remotely dry foods without something to drink | |
| <nogaems_> yeah. I usually have some srot of beverage when i eat, i assume i got that habit from shit like macdonalds | |
| <LarryLongbow> Thats very strange! | |
| <LewishM> or from | |
| <LewishM> you know | |
| <LewishM> nature | |
| <nogaems_> hardly ever just a small cup, either | |
| <LewishM> cause you should drink and eat | |
| <LewishM> thats why all meals come with drinks??? | |
| <birdo> drinking shit aint natural | |
| <LarryLongbow> yea but at the same time! | |
| <maduin> I could eat bland rye bread without drinking | |
| <maduin> but I rather not | |
| <LarryLongbow> food in your mouth and then drinking at the same time! | |
| <nogaems_> you dont really need to drink water with food, we got that saliva stuff | |
| <nogaems_> but a habit is a habit | |
| <Yadde> LewishM, I think we're talking about first putting food in your mouth, then beverage, and TEHN swallowing | |
| <birdo> Now that's something an alien would do | |
| <LarryLongbow> I drink inbetween! | |
| <nogaems_> cant remember exactly but certain drinks are great with fatty foods. eating shit like fried food without them is greasy as | |
| <Yadde> maduin, every time I eat even a small amout of rye bread without a drink | |
| <Yadde> I get a hiccup | |
| <Yadde> no exceptions | |
| <maduin> I can take meds without any water, as a kid I couldnt swallow even the smallest ones | |
| <maduin> then I was in carcrash, one week in hospital and learned | |
| <maduin> Yadde: horrible! | |
| <nogaems_> i get that maduin. most of that i think is just a childish hesitance and not so much the tiny throat | |
| <LarryLongbow> People like LA Beast drink and eat at the same time to get the stuff down more quickly! | |
| <Yadde> nogaems_, I've tried swallowing medical pills without water | |
| <nogaems_> me three | |
| <Yadde> it goes down eventually, but it's a pretty uncomfortable experience | |
| <Yadde> it feels like the pill gets stuck for a long time at the upper part | |
| <LewishM> the only pills ive ever taken are parecetomol | |
| <LewishM> but I dry swallow them | |
| <nogaems_> it's a bad idea anyway, some tablets can cause damage if they get stuck since they are acidic or whatever | |
| <LarryLongbow> swallowing iron tablets without water isnt that great because they dont taste that great! | |
| <maduin> Thankfully these days there aint meds that melt on your tongue right away | |
| <nogaems_> oh god dont take iron tablets without water or food | |
| <maduin> LarryLongbow: oooooooh | |
| <maduin> but I think you shouldnt take those without water at all | |
| <LarryLongbow> Yea I dont! | |
| <LarryLongbow> I dont like the taste of them! | |
| <nogaems_> you should take iron tablets with a meal anyway, without food they only make you shit or get sick in the stomach | |
| <LarryLongbow> they make your shit darker and harder! | |
| <Nutblox> shit used harden | |
| <Nutblox> it's super effective! | |
| <nogaems_> pooper has become paralyzed | |
| <LarryLongbow> but its not so bad! as long as you dont take several of them! | |
| <maduin> nogaems_: my bacteria population or something is kinda derpy these days, fucking annoying. Like I had to eat some burger with my friend and the rest of the day my stomach was all wonky because I havent had that kind of burger in ages | |
| <nogaems_> but yeah, unless stated otherwise, it's better to take all meds with food. some shit like NSAIDs will give you stomach ulcers eventually | |
| <nogaems_> oh yeah maduin, that happened to dersandmann after he went full homosexual vegetarian | |
| <nogaems_> had the shits after eating a burger, lol | |
| <LarryLongbow> If Vegans go back to meat they feel bad too! | |
| <nogaems_> fat really makes you sick if you arent used to it, i think | |
| <nogaems_> body isnt used to it, so you get the shits | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <Yadde> a lot of stuff makes that | |
| <LarryLongbow> I wonder how a full meat person would feel going back to carbs after a year! | |
| <maduin> the good side of it is that you really do not want to have another burger because your ass will be on fire | |
| <Nutblox> this spaghetti is poison! | |
| <nogaems_> i bet they are good for a few hours, then massive flatulence | |
| <LarryLongbow> Why is snorting condoms a thing now! | |
| <nogaems_> when i eat clean for a while, then go super dirty I get the poots from what i assume is the fermentables | |
| <nogaems_> LarryLongbow, wat | |
| <nogaems_> christ almighty | |
| <LarryLongbow> Did you guys know theres a swedish pepe! | |
| <nogaems_> why | |
| <nogaems_> whyyyyyyyy | |
| <LarryLongbow> because its election year! nogaems_ | |
| <Nadel> I see they mention that 4 Chan guy | |
| <nogaems_> oh the infamous sys admin know as four chan | |
| <LarryLongbow> rightwing extremists are trying to meme the swedish election and the media is not very happy about it! | |
| <nogaems_> haha+ | |
| <Nadel> shadilay | |
| <LarryLongbow> they also obsessed with russia now! | |
| <LewishM> When is the swedish election | |
| <nogaems_> hahahaha | |
| <nogaems_> oh god who puts metal in a microwave | |
| <LarryLongbow> 9th september! @LewishM | |
| <maduin> oh god that microwave | |
| <nogaems_> shit if i was the kind of faggot who makes red hot knife videos id sacrifice a microwave for interent clicks | |
| <nogaems_> 123,055,192 views | |
| !p1ayed faggot who makes red hot knife videos | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: faggot who makes red hot knife videos has been playing X-com for 13min 30sec | |
| <Nadel> 1000 degree knife vs sectoid | |
| <Yadde> 95% chance to miss | |
| <Yadde> (gone wrong) | |
| <nogaems_> lmao | |
| <Nadel> :feelsapuapustajaman: | |
| <LarryLongbow> haha! | |
| <Kreggur> sad times LarryLongbow_ | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has been preparing the next stream for 8h 27min 48sec ;_;. FlíppinKamikaze played Streets of Rogue for 2h 3min 28sec | |
| <Nadel> 1/3 through boys | |
| <LewishM> ill stream just to fuck with you | |
| <LewishM> MOVIE STREAMS :v | |
| <maduin> YES STRM | |
| <Nadel> is fucking with me really worth making maduin happy | |
| <maduin> goddamn | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <Nutblox> king is the best one punch man character | |
| <Qipz> can you hear the king engine? | |
| <Nutblox> intimidating | |
| <Nutblox> i've been waiting for 2 years for murata to catch up the spot i left on the webcomic | |
| <Nutblox> atleast the anime aired during that time | |
| <maduin> King is the strongest | |
| <maduin> ONE finished Mob Psycho so webcomic should be starting again : | |
| <Nutblox> IT'S FINISHED?! | |
| <maduin> yes | |
| <Nutblox> fug me | |
| <I-H> Lill-Babs sounds like some nigga rapping about bitchez | |
| <Nutblox> now that we have discord why don't we create anime fap ring in here | |
| <Nutblox> will u be on board @Green | |
| <Nutblox> it's not gay if there's no dog toys @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Nutblox> fuck you @Nadel | |
| !totalplayed g: fuck you nadel | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Found 4 entries, total playtime is 7h 23min 58sec. First entry 1666d 12h 54min 6sec (4y 206d) ago by FlíppinKamikaze, Last entry 473d 15h 13min 59sec (1y 108d) ago by Q. Average stream length is 1h 51min 0sec. | |
| <Ramstrong> lo | |
| <Nadel> I don't see who applies meme stickers to messages on the phone, I tapped on it to see if it would show a list but it applied another one instead | |
| <Nadel> not that is inaccurate | |
| <LewishM> the virgin blobfish vs the chad sculpture | |
| <BANKSY> his fucking hair man | |
| <BANKSY> grow a fringe or cut it off | |
| <begoniabol> hey all | |
| <Nutblox> hi niabol | |
| <begoniabol> hey nutblox | |
| <begoniabol> miauw | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> When was the last time you went outside? | |
| <BANKSY> damn... | |
| <I-H> like an hour ago | |
| <I-H> hadn't ploughed snow in a while | |
| <I-H> I suppose it's good excercise | |
| <Ghatto_Works> One thing is certain, we all are going to die in the end | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also morning dopechat | |
| <begoniabol> hey Ghatto_Works | |
| <I-H> hi Ghatto_Works | |
| <Nutblox> after death we become skellingtons and go to place called grim fandango ghatto_works | |
| <I-H> she sure showed them LarryLongbow | |
| <LarryLongbow> I remember when we wrote lovenovels in school once and a friend of mine named his girl Vagina! | |
| <Nutblox> she sure put value on his son by reducing him to a vessel of ideology, larrylongbow | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ahoy begoniabol, I-H, @Nutblox | |
| <Ghatto_Works> An eternal dia de muertos kind of death, @Nutblox? My kind of death | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Well...more like after life than actual death | |
| <Yadde> isn't there a thing that prevents people naming their kids with shit names like that? | |
| <LarryLongbow> You cant name your kids anything in Sweden at least! Yadde | |
| <Yadde> man, this reminds me of the times I played Heroes 3 with my cousin | |
| <Yadde> her name is Anu | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Cheeky name, Yadde | |
| <Yadde> it's a common finnish name Ghatto_Works | |
| <Yadde> but I would childishly giggle every time it was her turn | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I also had a friend in another community a long time ago whose surname was Condom | |
| <Yadde> "Anu's turn" | |
| <Ghatto_Works> *last name | |
| <IronBar> it's a sale | |
| <IronBar> on the gee oh gee | |
| ! | |
| <Ramstrong> video j u e g o s | |
| <strogg> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> strogg: FlíppinKamikaze played Streets of Rogue for 2h 3min 28sec, stopped 10h 3min 18sec ago | |
| <strogg> anybody got the link to the dopelives map? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> !map | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fug | |
| <Nutblox> ghatto_works i meant to link this to you ages ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO0E_fxWrnQ | |
| <Nutblox> best potg i'll ever achieve | |
| <LewishM> I moved myself on the map :3 | |
| <Yadde> >rasvakattila | |
| <LewishM> keeping it up to date | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Sweet team kill, @Nutblox | |
| <Yadde> I don't know if I like that name more than my own | |
| <Nutblox> a complete ruin of party | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Where we droppin lads | |
| <strogg> thanks yadde | |
| <Yadde> who are you going to invade, strogg? | |
| <begoniabol> whos nepo, in the dopemap | |
| <begoniabol> and malaysia and studiosi | |
| <strogg> it's time for a finnish crusade | |
| <Yadde> man, I could've made this a productive day in terms of games | |
| <Yadde> or anything | |
| <Yadde> instead I've just sat and done nothing in particular | |
| <strogg> I know that feel | |
| <Yadde> maybe I'll just continue Tyrian | |
| <Nutblox> you could've even produced your own game | |
| <Yadde> Nutblox, you have no idea | |
| <Nutblox> :o | |
| <Yadde> for the past 3 weeks I've had the thought of "making a simple game just as a proof of 'I can do it'" | |
| <Yadde> I haven't even started | |
| <Nutblox> which engine | |
| <Yadde> Unity | |
| <Yadde> I mean it would be really simple | |
| <Yadde> and I know I could do it | |
| <Yadde> but I haven't | |
| <Nutblox> do you want to | |
| <Yadde> sort of | |
| <Yadde> as a proof | |
| <Yadde> prove to myself that I can do it | |
| <Nutblox> sort of do it | |
| <Yadde> I've sort of started | |
| <Nutblox> little bit a day or alternatively spending all day on it | |
| <Yadde> I don't handle "little bit by a day" well | |
| <Yadde> I can only deal with things in "all or nothing" manner | |
| <Yadde> and then I lose interest halfway | |
| <Nutblox> it doesn't usually work for me but there was a period where i would start doing stuff the first thing in the morning and it worked | |
| <strogg> the only thing that works for me is when I completely turn off the computer | |
| <Nutblox> impossibru | |
| <strogg> try it for once as an experiment | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <begoniabol> yes | |
| <plaaplaa> H A P P Y R U M I A B I R T H D A Y | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/BPH-Wa4Atk8 https://youtu.be/IilZkNbtV54 | |
| <strogg> shit I really feel like playing assetto corsa but I'm too lazy to download and shit and set it up | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: FlíppinKamikaze played Streets of Rogue for 2h 3min 28sec, stopped 10h 31min 10sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hyyyype | |
| <nogaems_> mistakes have been made, Yadde. I accepted a mission to a place 300l Ls away | |
| <nogaems_> fuck systems with mutliple suns | |
| <Yadde> kek | |
| <Yadde> time to go and make some kofi while you choose a direction and just let it fly | |
| <Yadde> that's what I do | |
| <nogaems_> (it was wing delivery mission) | |
| <nogaems_> gonna take a lot of kawfia | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <begoniabol> incest batties plaaplaa | |
| <Yadde> LarryLongbow, I honestly don't understand why people are doing this though | |
| <begoniabol> cat needs hug | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol oh fug hot off the presses https://youtu.be/L8ELKS7cWK8 | |
| <plaaplaa> uploaded 2 minutes ago | |
| <Nadel> Go to Hutton orbital and get a voucher for a free anaconda nogaems_ | |
| <begoniabol> oh no he fell | |
| <LarryLongbow> people like mascots! Yadde | |
| <nogaems_> oh fuck hutton orbirtal lmao | |
| <nogaems_> +spelling | |
| <LarryLongbow> Skurt is a childhood character for 90s kids but I didnt have tv3 so I barely know the guy! | |
| <nogaems_> aint hutton like 1 light YEAR away? | |
| <LarryLongbow> I only had a recorded vhs tape with him on it! | |
| <Yadde> but what does it have to do with elections, LarryLongbow? | |
| <Nutblox> we didn't have Nelonen anymore when we moved so i couldn't catch up watching power rangers, larrylongbow! | |
| <Nutblox> i also remember being jealous when other kids could watch SubTV because it had cool mobile games!! | |
| <ncn> like that volleyball with the bikini-clad host | |
| <LarryLongbow> the best times were on saturdays at 18:00 watching disneydags with donald duck and his friends! @Nutblox | |
| <Yadde> Nutblox, I was jealous even when people talked about ANYTHING related to nelonen and subtv | |
| <Nutblox> i have hazy memories of that ncn | |
| <LarryLongbow> I only had channel 1, 2 and 4! | |
| <Nutblox> the asteroids game with the space ships was my jam tho | |
| <Yadde> I remember those clearly | |
| <Yadde> and I always thought people who played those were idiots | |
| <Yadde> even as a kid | |
| <Nutblox> lul | |
| <Nutblox> i wanted to play those but didn't have a mobile phone or money for it | |
| <Yadde> they didn't seem fun at all, and then I saw the price on them | |
| <ncn> oh yeah nigga https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCEMH5AoUEA | |
| <Yadde> "who the fuck would play an inferior game like this, and pay 2e just to see a ball fly once that will get blocked by a softcore porn model?" | |
| <LarryLongbow> This show used to be my favorite and eat pizza while watching it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNhKxPuUJJQ | |
| <ncn> today you can just go to twitch for softcore porn models | |
| <LarryLongbow> we had that as well! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoFGwpRDtRE ncn | |
| <LarryLongbow> I bet yours didnt puke live on tv! | |
| <Nutblox> was she pregnant | |
| <LarryLongbow> mensvärk! | |
| <Nutblox> :< | |
| <LarryLongbow> menstrual cramps! | |
| <Yadde> I used to watchi this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPz1Zy98bJw | |
| <Yadde> shit was grim | |
| <ncn> kaukametsän pakolaiset | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh man! I remember that show! But I think I remember the newer intro! Yadde | |
| <C-Runner> sup chat | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ahoy C-Runner | |
| <C-Runner> ahoy Ghatto_Works | |
| <LarryLongbow> Scar singing! | |
| <Yadde> this scene though https://youtu.be/2pypyDDPmIQ?t=21 | |
| <ncn> wtf | |
| <LarryLongbow> I remember the intro being depressive but I dont remember the deaths! | |
| <Nutblox> i remember that hedgehog road crossing | |
| <Nutblox> NO DON'T GET PARALYZED | |
| <Nutblox> AAA | |
| <ncn> why do they have human hands | |
| <ncn> and don't hedgehogs have blue hands | |
| <Nutblox> only the speedy ones do | |
| <LarryLongbow> Those deaths wouldnt work today! | |
| <Yadde> fake hodgepodges have yellow hands | |
| <ncn> today's childrens' programs are pampering garbage for soyboys | |
| <Yadde> LarryLongbow, there would be a global uproar if the telly showed scenes like this to kids at 18:00 | |
| <nogaems_> no you dont understand! my little pony is MATURE | |
| <Yadde> nogaems_, the only mature thing about it is the fanart | |
| <nogaems_> hahaha | |
| <LarryLongbow> its like an animal hippy show meant to make kids hate evil humans! | |
| <nogaems_> for real thouigh i'd totally sell out if i could and art and make porn for mlp. thousands of autism bucks | |
| <nogaems_> maybe make an alt identity thouigh | |
| <Nutblox> the question is, how deep would you go | |
| <C-Runner> capitalism ho! | |
| <LordVysh> Oh man. | |
| <plaaplaa> Caligula https://youtu.be/rj83CnXuK-0 | |
| <LordVysh> For the first time in my life I have a 2 minute commute. | |
| <LarryLongbow> make a dating app for queers! nogaems_ | |
| <nogaems_> lol | |
| <LordVysh> Grindr? | |
| <LarryLongbow> thats for homosexuals! | |
| <nogaems_> i'd go balls deep so long as i didnt get arrest for some obscure aussie law | |
| <Caligula> Need a summon. | |
| <LordVysh> Probably copyright laws would fuck you nogaems_ | |
| <LarryLongbow> a dating app for furries then! | |
| <Nutblox> drawing cartoon ponies is only the first step in depravity, nogaems_ | |
| <C-Runner> swiss bank account, problem solved | |
| <ncn> is there a yiffr yet | |
| <Yadde> the deeper you go | |
| <nogaems_> lol | |
| <Yadde> the bigger the wonga | |
| <Yadde> I'd gladly hit the bottom as soon as possible | |
| <nogaems_> man i remember some terrible deviantart bullshit | |
| <Nutblox> you'd wake up every night, sweating and screaming | |
| <ncn> yadde you probably know, is there a tindr for furries | |
| <Yadde> probably | |
| <LordVysh> Fetlife probably. | |
| <nogaems_> absolutely terrible shit started a bidding war for hundreds of dollars | |
| <Nutblox> it's commonly known fact that furries are the richest people in art world | |
| <Nutblox> they will throw money at you, they will ruin your favorite kickstarters | |
| <Yadde> just to see their diaper fetish | |
| <ncn> jesus chroist http://ifpl.cattech.org/ | |
| <nogaems_> fucking hell landing a fat 8d corvette on a planet is intense | |
| <LordVysh> Speaking of furries. | |
| <plaaplaa> I just don't understand how people get so deep into this shit | |
| <plaaplaa> or any fetish, for that matter | |
| <LordVysh> People are degenerates. | |
| <LordVysh> Also people are stupid. | |
| <plaaplaa> like how does your kink become the defining factor of who you are as a person | |
| <LordVysh> Now you know. | |
| <Ska> video games are my kink | |
| <Nutblox> prove it | |
| <Yadde> plaaplaa, it becomes that when you meet other people who share your deep love for diapers | |
| <plaaplaa> Yadde speaking from experience? | |
| <Yadde> and you feel they joy of being able to talk about it | |
| <plaaplaa> ! | |
| <nogaems_> 552/3735 units down. 6 trips to go. totally not worth the 7million they offered | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Not playing video juegos are my kink | |
| <Ska> i can't, video games don't do it for me anymore | |
| <Nutblox> :( | |
| <Yadde> so now that there's a person who doesn't judge your love for shit in a diaper | |
| <Yadde> you base your whole life to it | |
| <Ska> i need some really deep dark demented shit to get me going | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I saw some fucked up shit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Like cartoon flattening turned horribly sexual | |
| <nogaems_> hwo can you say you love her if you wont eat her poop? | |
| <Nutblox> what's the deepest darkest demented video game in existence | |
| <Yadde> it all really comes down to just circle jerking | |
| <Yadde> if there are people willing to continue doing it with you | |
| <Yadde> why would you care what the rest of the world thinks? | |
| <LordVysh> Well the most condemned game is Manhunt 2 @Nutblox | |
| <Ska> what about condemned | |
| <LordVysh> But I'm going to guess that Rapelay is probably up there as well. | |
| <Ska> or condemned 2 | |
| <LordVysh> 2condemned2furious. | |
| <Nutblox> such normie opinions LordVysh | |
| <Yadde> what about that one game we never see on the streams? | |
| <nogaems_> there's probably some edgy indie garbage out there | |
| <Ska> blaster master? | |
| <Yadde> shhh | |
| <Yadde> don't say it | |
| <Yadde> you might summon it | |
| <nogaems_> high looker? | |
| <LordVysh> I've got some Japanese PC98 games the world would condemn. | |
| <Ska> so how far into hype are we currently | |
| <C-Runner> ooooh, edgy indie garbage? sounds like Hatred | |
| <nogaems_> ending observer? | |
| <LordVysh> GOD Pure is pretty dark too. | |
| <Yadde> !hype | |
| <Ska> !larryplayed | |
| <nogaems_> done perceiver? | |
| <Yadde> man | |
| <nogaems_> bygone timer? | |
| <LordVysh> Levil's Dettuce. | |
| <Yadde> a friend of mine called and said he'd be dropping by tomorrow for cofi on his way to a hotel | |
| <nogaems_> shit im not good at synonyms | |
| <Yadde> I'm glad he's coming | |
| <Yadde> but | |
| <Yadde> now I have to clean up | |
| <LordVysh> Lentil's Device. | |
| <nogaems_> the worst, Yadde | |
| <Rumia> i sleep wh-CUE | |
| <Rumia> HELLO STREAM | |
| <LordVysh> Ohai | |
| <Rumia> I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT THE BELUSHI IS | |
| <nogaems_> back | |
| <nogaems_> in | |
| <Nutblox> can we get some scoops and turtles | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Yeah boiiii | |
| <nogaems_> SEVENNY NEIN | |
| <Ska> odd i can't bearhello | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I needed some Q | |
| <Ska> here let's try again rumia | |
| <Rumia> Ok let's go | |
| <Ska> no you have to say hello, damn | |
| <Rumia> Ok let's hello | |
| <ncn> LAADINGU LAADINGU | |
| <Rumia> HELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLOHELLO | |
| <LordVysh> Knock knock Rumia | |
| <Rumia> Who's there | |
| <LordVysh> Two | |
| <Rumia> two who | |
| <LordVysh> It's pronounced touhou you scrub | |
| <Yadde> this music | |
| <Yadde> is Mach Rider of the EN EE ES | |
| <VolumeWork-> h a p p y | |
| <VolumeWork-> b i r t h d a y | |
| <Yadde> VolumeWork- please type properly instead of "u", "r" etc. | |
| <VolumeWork-> r u m i a | |
| <Rumia> stop that | |
| <VolumeWork-> no | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Is anyone else seeing a power point presentation? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Or just me? | |
| <LordVysh> Yup Ghatto_Works | |
| <Yadde> just you | |
| <Rumia> Looks good to me | |
| <LordVysh> Had to use VLC. | |
| <Rumia> You guys on the DE server? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Let me try another server then | |
| <Ska> oh i know why i think | |
| <Ghatto_Works> 60fps again, Ska ? | |
| <nogaems_> yeah DE is lagging me out hardcore, imma try another | |
| <LordVysh> The web player hasn't worked well at all this week for some reason. | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Shitquality works fine | |
| <Nutblox> speak to @Xphome about it, LordVysh, Ghatto_Works | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Same LordVysh | |
| <nogaems_> shitq works now? | |
| <LordVysh> Aww fuck. | |
| <LordVysh> Gotta go to work. | |
| <LordVysh> See ya. | |
| <nogaems_> o7 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Laters LordVysh | |
| <Ska> havea good day at work, darling~ | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Good luck, lad | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Bread dough boobs | |
| <Yadde> Ska | |
| <Yadde> when will we watch Akagi? | |
| <Rumia> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafrica | |
| <Ghatto_Works> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <nogaems_> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Ghatto_Works> frica | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Stream OK now | |
| <Nutblox> goddamn just as you said it it started going shit for me, Ghatto_Works | |
| <Nutblox> did you just perform an equivalent exchange | |
| <Ghatto_Works> When we live read Kaiji One Poken Hen | |
| <nogaems_> THAT TROLL | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Probably, @Nutblox | |
| <nogaems_> omg spongebob i cant believe it | |
| <Ghatto_Works> That face | |
| <Rumia> hhhno | |
| <strogg> the fuck? | |
| <Rumia> This fucking kid can fuck off | |
| <nogaems_> what even | |
| <Yadde> you know | |
| <nogaems_> man he isnt that bad | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I'm on mobile but is boomer streaming rumi | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> A | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hah | |
| <Yadde> if you let him grow up 5 years | |
| <nogaems_> FAKK YUUU | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ;^) | |
| <Yadde> and lose the whole texas singing | |
| <Yadde> he wouldn't be bad at all | |
| <Ghatto_Works> pin pin pin pin | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Chika | |
| <strogg> oh god no | |
| <Ghatto_Works> FBI | |
| <nogaems_> perfect | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Kid pls | |
| <Nutblox> STOP DOING THIS STUPID KIDS | |
| <strogg> haahah | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <Yadde> who the fuck films himself while taking a shit? | |
| <nogaems_> :3 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh fug | |
| <Ghatto_Works> 2spoopy | |
| <nogaems_> eat sloger maim? | |
| <Ska> eat slaughter mame | |
| <Ghatto_Works> LA VACA | |
| <Ghatto_Works> MOO | |
| <Yadde> testicleface! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> This fucking song, jesus christ | |
| <Rumia> no no no | |
| <C-Runner> poputepipiku | |
| <Rumia> NOOOO | |
| <Rumia> AAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Mom's spaghetti | |
| <nogaems_> OOOHH HNNOO | |
| <Yadde> hah | |
| <Yadde> that's what you get | |
| <Yadde> food is for EATING | |
| <Ghatto_Works> DROPPED COMBO | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Into RIP | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <nogaems_> SLAP | |
| <strogg> in japanese balls are called gold balls | |
| <nogaems_> !!! | |
| <nogaems_> THAT MADMAN | |
| <LarryLongbow> haha! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> haha | |
| <nogaems_> wooow | |
| <Rumia> what | |
| <Rumia> oh no | |
| <strogg> mhh the jiggly physics | |
| <nogaems_> haha oh god | |
| <Slowcat> lewd | |
| <strogg> it's just the male fantasy | |
| <Ska> wakkateru | |
| <strogg> I want to like her armpit | |
| <strogg> lick | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Every time | |
| <nogaems_> perfecto | |
| <Nutblox> dat skirt | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Haha | |
| <maduin> is this moe | |
| <nogaems_> oh fuck | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SHIEEET NIGGA | |
| <maduin> blacks still best weebs | |
| <Ska> it coulda been you | |
| <maduin> ó_ò | |
| <Ska> that picture post | |
| <Ghatto_Works> It coulda been you | |
| <maduin> haha | |
| <maduin> awkward as fug | |
| <nogaems_> M I L F | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Haha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> People singing at bus next? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oi school boi | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ayyyyyyy | |
| <Slowcat> hah how long does this go on | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Despite the yelling and the embarassing moment, these guys probably made this school kid's day | |
| <Ska> until he gets off train | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Aye | |
| <Ska> hey he got a beer out of it | |
| <Ghatto_Works> YES | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SOME MATERIAL SHE WANTED | |
| <nogaems_> OHOHOHO | |
| <Ghatto_Works> MEIN SHAFT SHE GOT! | |
| <nogaems_> wonder what would happen if this happened today | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I've seen it happen, nogaems_ | |
| <Ghatto_Works> when there is a game in my city | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hhnnngghhh | |
| <nogaems_> but bongland | |
| <ncn> i'm going to jail :D | |
| <maduin> fucking lolis | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> FBI | |
| <nogaems_> hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> i'm going to jail :D | |
| <ncn> no fuck that ableton is good | |
| <Ghatto_Works> :D | |
| <Rumia> :D | |
| <nogaems_> :D | |
| <maduin> :D | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Legit love that I'm going to Jail meme | |
| <Rumia> R-razlog? | |
| <Yadde> all these normie terms for people who think they're doing music | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also >editing music using mouse pad | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Or track pad? | |
| <Yadde> touchpad | |
| <Ghatto_Works> That laptop shit | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Thanks, Yadde | |
| <Ska> WHOOPS | |
| <nogaems_> ddddaaaaayyuummmmmmmmm | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Woke up way too early, brain is still mush | |
| <Ghatto_Works> BACK IN 79 | |
| <Ska> i accidentally fucked up | |
| <Yadde> realtalk though | |
| <Yadde> I wanted to try Ableton | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahah | |
| <nogaems_> kek | |
| <Yadde> but my friend lost his keys to it that he had from the instruments he bought | |
| <ncn> SU TO RO GA NO FU | |
| <Ghatto_Works> BE E E FU SU TU RO GA NO U FU | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ~ | |
| <Yadde> and I can't be bothered with the free version because you can't save with it | |
| <Slowcat> tomato | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >NOT ACTUALLY BEEF | |
| <nogaems_> it doesn't matter if it's not actually beef | |
| <Ghatto_Works> This | |
| <Ghatto_Works> This is great | |
| <ncn> it's the bitrate machine | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And i thought the original was good | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ska you have opened my eyes | |
| <ncn> i hate how swedish that guy looks | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Reminds me of a long haired Xphome if you ask me, ncn | |
| <ncn> he's swedish innit | |
| <Yadde> I both like this guy because he knows what he's doing with this stuff, and I hate him for not doing my kind of music | |
| <Ska> OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT | |
| <Ghatto_Works> AAAAAAA | |
| <Ska> AAAAAAA | |
| <nogaems_> AAAAAA | |
| <ncn> dark messiah flashbacks | |
| <Yadde> the melody is nice on this though | |
| <Yadde> also this guy looks like a meth user nowadays | |
| <Ghatto_Works> BYAAAAAATCH | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Haha | |
| <VolumeWork-> Oh cool @Topso you're coming to dopecon this year! | |
| <Caligula> Dopecon? More like GROPEcon. | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Like it isn't like that every dopecon, Caligula | |
| <ncn> if i can make it, it gonna be the return of dashcon | |
| <VolumeWork-> Caligula: Thats true enough. Kniple constantly sexually abuses me at dopecon. | |
| <Yadde> Just be glad I'm not coming to dopecon | |
| <Yadde> usually when I hang out with people while inebriated, the topic revolves around losing buttvirginity, pineapples, and "where did the third fist come from?" | |
| <begoniabol> who here knows a lot of video games? im trying to find a game but forgot the title of it | |
| <Yadde> describe it | |
| <ncn> wrong chat, we alla bout JAPANESE GOBORIN | |
| <Nutblox> this is a story about japanese goblin | |
| <Yadde> you will never be a japanese hiisi | |
| <ncn> you just watch me | |
| <Nutblox> magic or genetical modifications, ncn | |
| <ncn> yes | |
| <begoniabol> Yadde should i pm you? | |
| <begoniabol> or just throw in chat | |
| <Nutblox> what's that guy doing over there! | |
| <Nutblox> BRRRRIIIIIIIUUUUUUUM | |
| <Yadde> just throw in chat | |
| <Yadde> if I don't know about it, someone else might | |
| <Yadde> Ska, when will you be the president again? | |
| <ncn> why is there so much touhou fan music anyways | |
| <nogaems_> BOOOREEOOOOW | |
| <Yadde> ncn, because the music itself is good | |
| <Yadde> even if you don't care about the games | |
| <begoniabol> Yadde: game was made around mid 2000s. youre a male character, he was melee using a 2 handed sword. You recruit an army for some mission. you explore the world like a final fantasy game, where you run into an enemy and start a turn based combat. the game is set in the middle ages, along with the whole dragons and magic stuff | |
| <Yadde> for a moment it sounded like Last Remnant | |
| <begoniabol> game was made before fallout 3 | |
| <Yadde> until you said middle ages | |
| <Ska> 3d or 2d | |
| <Yadde> western or japanese? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Mid 2000s? | |
| <begoniabol> 3d and western | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Never heard of it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Soul calibur 3's campaign mode? | |
| <begoniabol> yeah its not last remnant Yadde | |
| <LewishM> Final fantasy 7? | |
| <LewishM> :v | |
| <begoniabol> the main character you play is like a king arthur type, blonde and long hair | |
| <ncn> western turn based rpg, pretty rare innit | |
| <Nutblox> draw it in ms paint begoniabol | |
| <Yadde> begoniabol, Gladius? https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=7DzZaOQWe9g | |
| <Yadde> also what platform was it? PC or console? | |
| <nogaems_> lol | |
| <begoniabol> pc Yadde | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wonder core | |
| <begoniabol> the main character looks like he-man but with longer hair and longer trousers | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That sounds even more obscure | |
| <ncn> what kind of turn based, final fantasy or disgaea | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> So like a turn based western game where you play this dude in 3d | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <Yadde> was it turn based tacitcs, or just turn based FF combat? | |
| <Yadde> tactics* | |
| <ncn> turn based tictacs | |
| <Ghatto_Works> VR chat was a mistake | |
| <begoniabol> combat was similar to xcom, Yadde | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Wtf | |
| <Yadde> so it was a turn based tactics | |
| <begoniabol> also it wasnt gladius Yadde | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> This game sounds dope | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Was it a heroes of Might and magic game? | |
| <begoniabol> yes Yadde | |
| <ncn> jalter looks like a mongoloid | |
| <begoniabol> checking the might and magic atm, guts | |
| <ncn> big bird there's a guy up your ass | |
| <Yadde> oh | |
| <Yadde> begoniabol | |
| <begoniabol> Yadde | |
| <Yadde> Discliples | |
| <ncn> QUACKBORNE | |
| <Nutblox> goddomn | |
| <Yadde> disciples* | |
| <begoniabol> no Yadde :( | |
| <Yadde> no? | |
| <Yadde> it sounded pretty close to that | |
| <begoniabol> no, sorry | |
| <Yadde> or maybe Disciples 2 | |
| <ncn> >cursor on screen REEEEE | |
| <nogaems_> kek | |
| <Nutblox> is this jojo music | |
| <Nutblox> :vv) | |
| <Yadde> begoniabol just to be sure https://youtu.be/yfN_EHXJauE?t=758 | |
| <begoniabol> its not Yadde | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Your game is starting to sound like bullshit | |
| <ncn> YES | |
| <Nutblox> just draw it begoniabol!! | |
| <Yadde> ^ | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Forged of blood? | |
| <ncn> the twitch man in the bg haha | |
| <Yadde> man | |
| <Yadde> now I want to see a project stream of Disciples | |
| <ncn> smugface.cavepainting | |
| <Yadde> Gutsmansass | |
| <Nephtunh> dojo dojo dispirojo | |
| <Nephtunh> I tuned into the right cue | |
| <Ska> obviously the game is this | |
| <ncn> nazi nazi nazi nazi | |
| <Yadde> Danke Danke Danke | |
| <Ghatto_Works> danke danke danke danke | |
| <Yadde> Dirk pls | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Never heard of disciples | |
| <Nephtunh> donkey | |
| <Yadde> wait Guts | |
| <Yadde> what | |
| <Yadde> you haven't played Disciples? | |
| <Nephtunh> ska make him white | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol boobie babies https://youtu.be/qtqLxsDA3us | |
| <Nephtunh> can you do that | |
| <Ska> look at his bone | |
| <Yadde> Do you like Heroes of Might and Magic, Guts? | |
| <Yadde> and do you like Pokemon/Final Fantasy combat, guts? | |
| <Yadde> if you do | |
| <Ska> make who white van? | |
| <Yadde> you get Disciples | |
| <Nephtunh> yes | |
| <nogaems_> deja dejad vu vu deja vuvuvu | |
| <begoniabol> cuuute plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol also reposting proudest momma https://youtu.be/4i-Iyn0NSIE | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I do yadde but I'm terrible at it | |
| <plaaplaa> I want a rat | |
| <Ska> SIX DAYS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Heroes of might and magic that is | |
| <Ska> I've BEEN T OTHE DANGERZONE | |
| <Yadde> Guts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo7cfeMucXE | |
| <Caligula> "A Bonfire has been added next to Vamos the Blacksmith." Sheeeeeeeeeeeit | |
| <LewishM> which one is vamos | |
| <begoniabol> i cant draw it Yadde | |
| <Caligula> Bony Boi | |
| <LewishM> ahhhh | |
| <LewishM> makes that whole section a good bit more traversable | |
| <Caligula> Covenants can be switched at Bonfires. SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SHURL | |
| <begoniabol> do you have any other ideas Yadde? :( | |
| <Nephtunh> BIG PUSH | |
| <Yadde> I'm thinking | |
| <Nephtunh> is this april fools Ska | |
| <Yadde> it wasn't Age of Wonders either, was it begoniabol? | |
| <Yadde> I'm guessing no, since it's another game that plays like Heroes | |
| <Boomer> Yadde the fucking World of Warcraft drums https://youtu.be/Uo7cfeMucXE?t=163 | |
| <begoniabol> no Yadde | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I'm at work I can't view vids | |
| <ncn> were they random encounters or could you see the enemies in the overworld | |
| <Nephtunh> THAT WAS AWFUL | |
| <Nephtunh> THAT WAS AWFULL TOO | |
| <Nephtunh> ded | |
| <begoniabol> i dont remember ncn | |
| <Nephtunh> hes ded too | |
| <Yadde> begoniabol, were the people you fought with just "bunch of soldiers and stuff", or were they all inviduals? | |
| <Nephtunh> YEAH BOI | |
| <Nephtunh> who spits on a girl | |
| <Ska> bad guys | |
| <Nephtunh> who does that | |
| <Ska> >shurl | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SHURL THE MAN | |
| <begoniabol> Yadde, im like 80% sure they were individuals | |
| <Nephtunh> he's having a shurl | |
| <Nephtunh> on stage | |
| <Nephtunh> bignig | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SUCKA | |
| <Nephtunh> ahahaha | |
| <Nephtunh> FO SHIZZLE | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SEND FOR THE MAN | |
| <Nephtunh> SEND FOR THE MAN | |
| <ncn> this is the trashiest shit | |
| <Nephtunh> what happened | |
| <Ghatto_Works> He fucked up, Nephtunh | |
| <Ghatto_Works> He is trying to fix it | |
| <Ghatto_Works> By adding more time | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I AM THE TABLE | |
| <Nephtunh> I AM | |
| <ncn> furry wraslin eh | |
| <Nephtunh> wait | |
| <Nephtunh> grizzlies | |
| <Nephtunh> is that a thing | |
| <Nephtunh> godamn america | |
| <Ska> guy in pink is the one talking currently | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Mornign! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Morning Dopefish__lives | |
| <begoniabol> hey Dopefish__lives | |
| <Yadde> sorry begoniabol, can't think of anything more | |
| <begoniabol> thats fine Yadde, thank you so much though for trying | |
| <Yadde> if you're bored you could just check the wikipedia list for roleplaying games and see if a name seems familiar | |
| <Nephtunh> AHAHA | |
| <maduin> bego............. | |
| <Yadde> like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_role-playing_video_games:_2004_to_2005 | |
| <begoniabol> thanks Yadde | |
| <Nephtunh> honestly | |
| <Nephtunh> sometimes I dont understand wrestling | |
| <Nephtunh> its like when you comeback to anime | |
| <begoniabol> it could be kings bountry, the legend Yadde | |
| <Nephtunh> after a few seasons | |
| <Yadde> King's Bounty is another Heroes type | |
| <Yadde> so I didn't suggest that | |
| <ncn> waw, it's currently less than 2€ on steam | |
| <Nephtunh> YES | |
| <Nephtunh> YES | |
| <Nephtunh> YES | |
| <maduin> ncn: what is? | |
| <Nephtunh> simpsons did it first | |
| <ncn> king's bounty: the legend | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Tfw wrestling cues on but I'm at eork | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Work | |
| <Nephtunh> what | |
| <Caligula> begoniabol, Silver? | |
| <Ska> SHURL | |
| <Yadde> Silver isn't turn based | |
| <Caligula> No, true. But it sounds like it in all the other descriptions. | |
| <begoniabol> its not silver Caligula | |
| <begoniabol> kings bounty is the closest thing to it | |
| <ncn> there's also this weirdly specific list https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_tactical_role-playing_video_games:_2005_to_2009 | |
| <Yadde> so the combat was closer to Heroes games, not XCOM, begoniabol? | |
| <Ska> FAT MASA | |
| <begoniabol> hard to remember Yadde, im not sure | |
| <Ska> also >jiyuna | |
| <Nephtunh> ;_; | |
| <Nephtunh> why is he sad | |
| <Ska> cause bullet club is fighting | |
| <begoniabol> thanks for cue | |
| <ncn> ending on a sour note :( | |
| <Yadde> thanks butts | |
| <Nephtunh> thanks for everything Ska | |
| <Ska> ending is a sour note | |
| <nogaems_> thanks Ska | |
| <Yadde> maybe it was just Heroes 5 begoniabol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyTu7Wl8bB4 | |
| <begoniabol> its not Yadde, sorry :( | |
| <arch> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> arch: nomeme has been memed for 5min 28sec. Q played Cue for 1h 28min 47sec | |
| <Rumia> maduin wh WHAT | |
| <Green> Fuck you Dope | |
| <Rumia> im gun get u magus | |
| <maduin> Rumia: lets see if they actually fix the port | |
| <Green> No Boomer | |
| <Rumia> What happened to the port maduin | |
| <Green> None of her exes are alive | |
| <maduin> Rumia: phone version, graphics fucked, UI shit etc | |
| <Yadde> Rumia, I think what happened is that they ported the phone version to PC | |
| <Yadde> instead of making it a PC game | |
| <Rumia> Yeah I've seen a few android games getting pc ports | |
| <Rumia> And its like | |
| <Rumia> wut r u doin | |
| <LarryLongbow> I didnt take you for an androidgamer! Rumia | |
| <Rumia> I'm not LarryLongbow! But maybe once a year when visiting my family I download an android game so I won't be bored | |
| <LarryLongbow> Theres only one game I would play on a smartphone and that is chess! | |
| <Rumia> I like putting emulators and old pokemon games on | |
| <arch> lol what's this green? | |
| <Green> The only word in games journalism | |
| <Yadde> I bought couple android games over the time from humble bundle | |
| <Yadde> and I realised there's no point because they drain your battery too fast, and you can't really enjoy them | |
| <arch> Yadde: what if those mouth noises actually do increase your ability to taste things better | |
| <Yadde> I | |
| <Yadde> what? | |
| <Yadde> mouth noises? | |
| <ncn> the ice cream guy, "that's a ten" etc. | |
| <Yadde> they could affect the flavour, sure | |
| <Yadde> making the air circulate in | |
| <Yadde> and spread it all around | |
| <Topso> Hey chaterino | |
| <ncn> interestingly, pouring coffee from higher up lets more air in the coffee and makes it taste better | |
| <maduin> hello Topso how is the day | |
| <Topso> I had a good day today, super tired though. But I bought 2 sparkly lipglosses | |
| <Topso> so its all good 😄 | |
| <Topso> makeup colors have the weirdest names | |
| <ncn> like mauve | |
| <Yadde> or rouge | |
| <ncn> or periwinkle | |
| <Topso> never peachless , anything flamning goes | |
| <ncn> the niggest | |
| <Topso> haha stop | |
| <LarryLongbow> glitterglans! | |
| <Topso> do you think they hired one guy for just namning colors? | |
| <Topso> Indeed larrylongbow | |
| <begoniabol> how would you call make up, topso | |
| <Topso> what do you mean begoniabol? | |
| <Aksu> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Aksu: Q played Cue for 1h 28min 47sec, stopped 42min 52sec ago | |
| <begoniabol> make up has weird names, how would you call them topso? | |
| <Topso> blue, nude, baby blue and black | |
| <Yadde> more like | |
| <Yadde> blue, red, blue, black | |
| <Topso> wtf yadde | |
| <Topso> how is that red?! | |
| <Yadde> it's not yellow or green or blue | |
| <Yadde> so it's red | |
| <Topso> hahahahaha | |
| <Yadde> also this gal doesn't know shit about applying makeup | |
| <Yadde> >painting the lip piercing | |
| <LewishM> Man bardocks music in DBFZ is great | |
| <Topso> amen sister | |
| <LewishM> great referencing to his anime soundtrack | |
| <Topso> LOOK AT THIS RACE https://crowfall.com/en/races/guinecean/ | |
| <Yadde> what's this, a furry MMO? | |
| <ncn> fits you like a fist in the asshole | |
| <Topso> I wanna be gunniepig race | |
| <Yadde> nah ncn, no sexy races there | |
| <Yadde> not my game | |
| <Topso> its even a race for ramstrong https://crowfall.com/en/races/elken/ | |
| <ncn> nigga they got elk people | |
| <Topso> rollplaying severs will be interesting | |
| <Topso> I am gonna buy this game when it comes out | |
| <Nutblox> mooo | |
| <Topso> Hey puffnut | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Skà! | |
| <Nutblox> hi top so | |
| <maduin> s-strm? | |
| <maduin> wasnt Crowfall flop? | |
| <Topso> I am gonna stream tomorrow, because I am free then and less tired hopefully | |
| <Topso> Its gonna be huniepop | |
| <Topso> 😄 | |
| <Nutblox> oh no | |
| <Rumia> Hyped# | |
| <maduin> YES | |
| <Nutblox> i mean oh yes | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <maduin> lewd streams again from Topso | |
| <Topso> I got the nude patch | |
| <Topso> so be ready bois | |
| <maduin> first dicks now tits | |
| <Topso> You guys asked for this! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Welp | |
| <LarryLongbow> Do they have devilish looking goats! @topso | |
| <Topso> Never played a dating sim before, I only played traniner lewd games before | |
| <ncn> trannier? | |
| <Topso> Yes larrylongbow here https://crowfall.com/en/races/minotaur/ | |
| <Topso> I have dyslexia!! shit happens | |
| <Topso> trainer | |
| <ncn> i have daily sex too | |
| <ncn> dyslexia* | |
| <Topso> .... | |
| <maduin> why does this fatty play CoD when it makes him so angry | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh! any foxes! @topso | |
| <Topso> No foxes larry, but they have stone people | |
| <Topso> ncn will you play crowfall? | |
| <ncn> mmo's are a bit meh, probably not | |
| <Topso> 😦 | |
| <Topso> Am I the only mmo addict here? | |
| <arch> people on the internet are dumb | |
| <arch> so what's up friends | |
| <Rumia> The rest of us are waiting for wow vanilla topso | |
| <Yadde> topso, a lot of people played MMO's a lot when we were younger | |
| <Yadde> and because we played a lot, they became just meh | |
| <Topso> I still try every mmo that comes out, its fun 😃 | |
| <Topso> I am older that you Yadde what are you on about | |
| <Yadde> newer MMO's don't really offer anything new except better looking boobs | |
| <Topso> well shooters really don't offer anything new either | |
| <Nutblox> boobs were perfected in 16bit era | |
| <Topso> Pixelbaab | |
| <arch> I hate pay to play crap, but people seem willing to buy it so I can't fault the company | |
| <Yadde> Topso, I don't own a single Call of Duty game for that exact reason | |
| <Rumia> Its all about the pixel dicks | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Boobs are perfection | |
| <ncn> oh yeah lookit dat ass https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.53698122.0231/flat,1000x1000,075,f.jpg | |
| <Topso> I love mmos guess its just one of my favorite genres | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> If you can look down in your game and see tits it's an instant 10/10 | |
| <Nutblox> what gaem | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I play mmos | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Jurassic park tresspasser | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Age of Conan | |
| <Topso> conan exiles | |
| <Nutblox> vr chat | |
| <Yadde> I just don't bother with MMO's anymore because after the initial excitement of discovering how your character works, it's just numbing grinding and farming most of the time | |
| <ncn> ^ | |
| <Topso> maybe that will change | |
| <Nutblox> apparently mmos start getting fun once you get to the endgame content which can take hundreds of hours to reach | |
| <Yadde> the thing I loved about MMO's and RPG's in general was developing your character | |
| <Yadde> most games don't offer a long fresh experience in that regard | |
| <Rumia> Neverwinter was a grindfest but I enjoyed the pvp | |
| <Rumia> Also fucking WhattheHell_ and his custom dungeons | |
| <Topso> vanilla wow was perfect in that regard, I never reached max lvl but enjoyed everything about it, never felt grindy | |
| <Rumia> Fuck you | |
| <WhattheHell_> heuheuheuheue | |
| <Rumia> Yeah topso I never hit level cap either but it was chill af | |
| <WhattheHell_> do you mind if I add more | |
| <WhattheHell_> spiders | |
| <Rumia> SSHPOIDERS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Mmos are dying | |
| <Topso> I loved haning out infront of walling caverns Rumia | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I play runescape tho which is the penultimate mmo | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Classic that is | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Stood the test of time and breaks the conventional dps/tank/healer | |
| <ncn> classic, like rs1 | |
| <ncn> nigga osrs or bust | |
| <arch> lol these rose tinted glasses | |
| <Topso> I am just saying if I can play a gunnie pig I am gonna buy it | |
| <Rumia> We really need to break the dps/tank/healer bullshit | |
| <Nutblox> make a mmo, every class is a bard | |
| <Topso> yeah thats the biggest problem rumia | |
| <Nutblox> ((guild wars 2)) | |
| <Yadde> Guild Wars doesn't have the basic tank/healer/dps setup | |
| <Rumia> Shroud of the Avatar sorta did that but ehhh | |
| <Yadde> I mean sure, there are different roles for people but it's not just healers healing and tanks tanking | |
| <WhattheHell_> shroud of the avatar would be fine if it wasnt like playing a fucking fanfic | |
| <Barano> Make an mmo but make the gameplay actually fun :V | |
| <WhattheHell_> like holy shit | |
| <Nutblox> blade and soul barano | |
| <Rumia> ahahah WhattheHell_ its too true# | |
| <Barano> I like the idea of a big open world full of people but I also want a game that’s nice to play | |
| <ncn> still waiting for that 100% science based dragon mmo | |
| <WhattheHell_> all the preorder stuff they added ruined how the game looks, its a mishmash of different styles cause of all the houses and shit, not to mention that fuckers life story added | |
| <Barano> Runescape was my jam but only with bros | |
| <Rumia> fishing lvls | |
| <ncn> 69 | |
| <Topso> Gonna try bless because it looks like ffxiv clone | |
| <ncn> nice | |
| <maduin> bless? | |
| <Volume-> Bless looks like ff14? | |
| <Volume-> o.O | |
| <Barano> ♋️ | |
| <Volume-> u high topso? | |
| <ncn> what did the french runescape player answer when you asked where he was from? | |
| <WhattheHell_> bless looks like black desert | |
| <ncn> nice | |
| <WhattheHell_> which isnt surprisng cause its one of the mmos that use its prepackaged engine pack | |
| <Topso> they have bascaly the same races as ffxiv volume | |
| <Topso> here maduin http://www.blessonline.net/ | |
| <Nutblox> very cool | |
| <Topso> also its coming to steam and I like that | |
| <ncn> >early access mmo HA HA HA | |
| <Barano> I wouldn’t mind playing LotRO again tbh. If that’s still alive. Just to go for a wander y’no | |
| <Topso> I am gonna be the little race | |
| <arch> it's still around | |
| <Nutblox> here's my ideal mmo will u kick start it | |
| <arch> just like all MMOs | |
| <Nutblox> DARK SOULS, BUT MMO | |
| <arch> which is why I get confused when people say X MMO stood the test of time | |
| <Rumia> LORDRAN ONLINE | |
| <Barano> Sounds like a cluster fuck of rolling | |
| <arch> like any of them ever go away | |
| <Nutblox> BLOODBORNE KART EVENT | |
| <WhattheHell_> barano >years later >morder is actually ingame >sstill havent leveled enough to reach it | |
| <WhattheHell_> fug | |
| <Barano> Oh man | |
| <WhattheHell_> *mordor | |
| <Nutblox> i want a mmo where lvl 1 scrub can beat the hottest player on the realm | |
| <ncn> bonetown | |
| <Barano> ;))) | |
| <Topso> I want a game were they actually finish it before releasing without having to revamp it later like the last 5 mmos | |
| <Volume-> Bless looks so unfinished | |
| <Volume-> idk if I want to play it | |
| <Topso> Then don't volume | |
| <ncn> just play second life and be the glitter fairy you always wanted to be | |
| <arch> topso you'll never have that game, no game is ever going to be big enough to support everything | |
| <ncn> and start a weird sex cult for other glitter fetishist | |
| <C-Runner> I miss UO | |
| <WhattheHell_> man Volume- I caught up with the ffxiv story, holy shit its gettin stupid again | |
| <Rumia> I tried UO and | |
| <Rumia> The fucking grind | |
| <Topso> Who says I am not already in a cult | |
| <Topso> wait | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <Volume-> ye pretty much WhattheHell_ | |
| <IronBar> !wisdom | |
| <I-H> 10 To succeed in the world we do everything we can to appear successful already. | |
| <Volume-> but the raids are still legit WhattheHell_ | |
| <WhattheHell_> >hes still alive | |
| <WhattheHell_> fucking | |
| <WhattheHell_> kill me | |
| <Volume-> no-one fukken dies bro | |
| <Volume-> that fucking little dude that died to shinryu will come back soon | |
| <Volume-> and the yda too | |
| <Volume-> cos fuck it why noit | |
| <Topso> Fine arch but atleast a game finised enough for not needing a complete overhaul | |
| <WhattheHell_> fucking | |
| <WhattheHell_> papaya | |
| <WhattheHell_> our raid group has resumed btw, we are trying to beat lightningcat atm | |
| <Volume-> pa paya... papaya paya paya pa paya | |
| <Volume-> EX? | |
| <WhattheHell_> not that one | |
| <WhattheHell_> the one in final coil | |
| <Volume-> oh | |
| <WhattheHell_> we are doing it on level with min equipment | |
| <Volume-> is dustbin in your group i forget | |
| <WhattheHell_> cause we hate life | |
| <WhattheHell_> yes | |
| <Volume-> is he alive | |
| <WhattheHell_> sometimes | |
| <WhattheHell_> here have a meme Volume- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9RGvi2mDsY | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has toucha my spaghet for 1h 12min 23sec. Q played Cue for 1h 28min 47sec | |
| <Nadel> HMPH | |
| <Volume-> lol WhattheHell_ | |
| <Topso> Hope gutsman gets streamer soon so he can fill the void from us lazy streamers | |
| <Volume-> has he said anything about coming back to dope campaign atleast? | |
| <Rumia> Wow okay am I lazy now | |
| <Rumia> Do you want me to stream | |
| <Rumia> I'll fuquin do it | |
| <Volume-> i guess its less effort to play than to dm | |
| <Topso> Well you wont so why even say it rumia | |
| <ncn> do we get more proto-runescape | |
| <Nadel> Topso the first thing after getting +o is to go on a hiatus | |
| <ncn> the music reminds me of LGR videos | |
| <ncn> dat adlib | |
| <Topso> haha pretty much me nadel after 2 weeks hahaa | |
| <Rumia> It's been a while since siberia | |
| <Rumia> !lastplayed g:siberia | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Rumia: 18d 19h 58min 10sec ago, Rumía played Syberia 3 for 1h 31min 11sec | |
| <Rumia> Whatfuk | |
| <Topso> Rumia no one believes you are gonna stream | |
| <Nadel> do it Rumia, I need more data before I can finally finish your bingo card | |
| <ncn> believe in the me who believes in you who is gonna strem | |
| <Rumia> What is this bingo card | |
| <Nadel> oh you know, like those E3 ones on /v/, "EA show is a disaster" etc | |
| <Nadel> skanniversaries had bingo cards I think | |
| <Topso> do I have a bingo card? | |
| <Rumia> Shouting at kalo would be a square | |
| <Nutblox> weugh goes in the middle | |
| <ncn> *points at screen* should be a square | |
| <Nadel> nah, middle is free wonkle | |
| <ncn> *snort* and *burp* too | |
| <ncn> also "sluta!" | |
| <Rumia> SUITEPEE | |
| <Suitepee> RUMIA (in all caps) | |
| <RandomMarine> Freespace is wonkled | |
| <Yadde> Not streaming Star Control 2 should be the free middle | |
| <Suitepee> DOPECHAT | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Topso> fucking sluta | |
| <Yadde> slut a | |
| <Topso> I say it too much | |
| <Nadel> I have "nadel mentions soul reaver" so I can put "yadde mentions star control" in as well | |
| <Suitepee> have we all recovered from eating easter eggs? | |
| <Yadde> I only ate one Suitepee | |
| <Suitepee> same here | |
| <Topso> I mostly ate too much food | |
| <ncn> i had dinner at grandparents | |
| <ncn> ain't gonna eat for a week | |
| <Barano> I had no chocolate | |
| <Yadde> I buried my godfather | |
| <Topso> I can't really eat candy anymore, its too sweet | |
| <Topso> I am getting old | |
| <ncn> *emotional violin music* | |
| <Yadde> old hag | |
| <Nadel> I must say I like discord much more on mobile when those channel and users panels are hidden until you need them | |
| <Topso> well you are a old fag Yadde | |
| <Yadde> you got me there | |
| <Barano> It would be nice to hide them on the desktop version | |
| <Topso> Also me and Kalo are planning on adopting Lunki , Yadde | |
| <arch> did you guys know that venezualan markets would be full if the venezualans didn't eat so much #communism | |
| <Yadde> why would you take my only friend away from me topso? | |
| <Suitepee> WELL RUMIA, I AM GOING TO DO SOME FILLER NOW | |
| <Rumia> WELL SUITEPEE THAT SURE IS A RELIEF | |
| <Topso> He is too cute Yadde | |
| <Rumia> FOR ME | |
| <Nadel> 4u | |
| <arch> topso what are you going to do with all that megapussi? | |
| <Topso> I TOLD YOU RUMIA WOULDN'T STREAM | |
| <Suitepee> IT MEANS YOU DONT HAVE TO STREAM IF YOU DONT WANT, ALTHOUGH IT'S FILLER SO PEOPLE MAY STILL BUG YOU | |
| <ncn> AND SUITEBUB HAS A FILLER PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEE | |
| <Rumia> FOR MEEE | |
| <Yadde> I WILL ANT RUMIA | |
| <Topso> Keep it in a closet arch | |
| <Rumia> Ant Rumia | |
| <ncn> for MEEEEeEEeEEeEEeeEEeEEEeeEee | |
| <Barano> STOP SHOUTING | |
| <Rumia> Hello livepee | |
| <Barano> Streams mean I have to move to get my computer. Fug | |
| <Rumia> !larry | |
| <Ezid> beware of sharks! | |
| <Topso> were are you now Barano | |
| <Topso> Also now I can watch stream 😃 Hey suitepee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Dopefish__lives can I stream today | |
| <Topso> Sparkly and good ! Hope you get top 3 today suitepee | |
| <EJ-DVi> GUTSMANSASS: stream everyday | |
| <Rumia> gutsstream erryday | |
| <Topso> ooh the hype of being a new streamer, don't burn yourself out in the beginning gutsmansass | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I'll never burn out | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I got a million games I want to play | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but I wanna show off xd | |
| <Yadde> GUTSMANSASS please don't use that smiley | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> fuck off yadde | |
| <Topso> I said the same Gutsmansass | |
| <Boomer> @Barano Here I made it easy for you | |
| <RandomMarine> Oh shit gutsmang streams | |
| <Topso> I think everyone said that in the beginning tbh haha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> in like | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 30 minutes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> cooking food rn | |
| <ncn> OSRS STREMS?! | |
| <ncn> praise zamorak | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I can stream OSRS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if people really want | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I'm currently doing quests | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so maybe | |
| <ncn> oh yeah, finish that imp catcher baybee | |
| <Topso> are you gonna shave your eyebrows for some sweet runscape gold? Gutsmansass | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i don't undertstand that reference | |
| <Topso> Oh I thought you knew that a lot of runscape streamers got pranked by promies of gold to shave their eyebrows on stream | |
| <Topso> and then never got the money | |
| <Nutblox> so, has your enjoyement of this game increased lately Suitepee | |
| <Topso> Its not funny if you don't get it 😦 | |
| <ncn> runescape streamers do the zaniest shit | |
| <Nutblox> there's zany people, then there's runescape streamers | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <RandomMarine> Remember when Suitepee had to drop the cabbage into the pot for the black knight quest but he ate it instead. | |
| <Caligula> >Dark Souls Remaster makes it look as shitty as Dark Souls 2. | |
| <Caligula> Fuck everything. | |
| <RandomMarine> Good times. | |
| <a-> well you certainly don't need to play the remaster | |
| <Nutblox> nu-devs always fuck with the lightning | |
| <RandomMarine> SWERVE | |
| <Nutblox> it's the most basic thing you'd know to do if you had even tiny bit of art background | |
| <Lewder> GUTSMANSASS, what is the state of your rs07 account? | |
| <RandomMarine> ROCKED | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Started my Hardcore Ironman like 2 weeks ago | |
| <ncn> never fuck with lightning, it's very very frightening | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> got to 70 agility and b een grinding blue dragons | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> time for questing now | |
| <Yadde> why do I get jumped by bulletsounds from the stream when I'm playing a spaceship flying game? | |
| <Yadde> yeah but | |
| <Yadde> this game doesn't have bullet sounds | |
| <Yadde> only pew pew lasers | |
| <Yadde> I shouldn't get scared of gunsounds | |
| <Nutblox> scare the shit out of him, Suitepee! | |
| <ncn> this is too far https://i.redd.it/21lzogen5mp01.jpg | |
| <Yadde> you're an asshole Suitepee | |
| <nogaems_> fuck how do i send messages in elite dankerous game pls | |
| <Yadde> nogaems_, press enter | |
| <Yadde> or if you want to PM someone, from the upper menu | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed g: far cry 2 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 1193d 22h 57min 15sec (3y 98d) ago, FlíppinKamikaze played Far Cry 2 for 3h 16min 31sec | |
| <Boomer> >when you click the kebab menu and it turns into a meatball menu | |
| <ncn> kebab removed | |
| <Nutblox> ska acquired | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >KoF '97 for PS4 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh | |
| <Ghatto_Works> FUCK | |
| <Ghatto_Works> YES | |
| <ncn> shermie is bae | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ | |
| <Barano> Just need a scope now, lad | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I love Blue Mary thou, ncn | |
| <Ghatto_Works> She is TOP | |
| <ncn> bruh | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Blue Mary / Iori / (robert or kyo or ryo or terry) has been my 3 tag team since the first time i played it | |
| <Ghatto_Works> '97 i mean | |
| <Ghatto_Works> i have a different team for every KoF but normally Iori is a must | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Except in '00...i use him as a striker (alternate iori) | |
| <Barano> Was that not a jeep? or was it a decorative jeep? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also just in time, my Qanba fightstick arrives this friday | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Awww yeeee | |
| <Barano> Bikes pls | |
| <Yadde> oh god | |
| <Yadde> as bad as it is Suitepee | |
| <Barano> Bikes 2 Suite 0 | |
| <Yadde> I laughed | |
| <Yadde> I'm sorry | |
| <Barano> ^ | |
| <ncn> cursed drawing https://i.imgur.com/bNA0UX0.png | |
| <maduin> what | |
| <Barano> No bikes this time. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Dopefish__lives | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> is kill rip | |
| <ncn> crashing cars since forever | |
| <Barano> That was bad luck | |
| <Barano> With the situation you were in you would've had a good chance of surviving either way | |
| <Barano> would'nt have | |
| <Barano> The footsteps sometimes sound a bit jank and it's kind of confusing | |
| <Barano> Better get finding a rifle | |
| <LewishM> I love donald so much | |
| <Slowcat> maybe they did it so the game is more balanced Suitepee , im not sure though | |
| <Slowcat> that is the only reason I can think of | |
| <Barano> I think it's something to do with the fact that the gun doesn't have the same mounting shit | |
| <Barano> idk, all guns look the same to me | |
| <Yadde> Most modern guns use Piccadinny rails barano | |
| <Barano> Aight | |
| <Slowcat> ahh I remember that area | |
| <Yadde> uh | |
| <Yadde> Picatinny* | |
| <LewishM> what is suite complaining about | |
| <Barano> Righto, that other one looked like it didn't have that shit | |
| <Topso> snipe everyone suitepee | |
| <Yadde> how the M14 doesn't take a 8x scope, LewishM | |
| <Yadde> and it doesn't really make sense unless they just did it for balance | |
| <Yadde> Barano, if it didn't have picatinny for optics, then it wouldn't have been able to mount pretty much any optics in the game | |
| <Barano> I'm not a gun guy so I'll believe you. A quick google says they basically just did it for balance | |
| <Yadde> like I said | |
| <Barano> or "reeee they nerfed muh guns" seems to be more accurate | |
| <Slowcat> aww | |
| <Topso> rip | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> waw | |
| <Topso> was he on the roof on the building? | |
| <Barano> But if he moved then you would've killed him. | |
| <Barano> So why wouldn't he? | |
| <Barano> But then you'd kill him if he ran | |
| <Barano> so like | |
| <Barano> in the end of the day | |
| <Barano> video game | |
| <Yadde> that's why rambo axe runs are the best Suitepee | |
| <Nutblox> chicken dinner next round! :v | |
| <Slowcat> !larry | |
| <Ezid> cant live in memories! have to go on! | |
| <Barano> ^ | |
| <Nutblox> fixed !larry | |
| <Topso> angry suitepee 😦 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ;_; Larry | |
| <Barano> Suitepee man, focus on the next round. chicky din dins let's fucking go | |
| <Nutblox> the world is build for stupid idiots | |
| <Nutblox> they're the true winners | |
| <Yadde> rambo | |
| <Yadde> go | |
| <Barano> do it | |
| <Barano> Make sure you scream while you do it | |
| <Slowcat> chop his head off | |
| <Slowcat> rip | |
| <Ramstrong> O F C O U R S E | |
| <Barano> It was good while it lasted | |
| <Barano> Melee is good. Say you drop in an area with 20 other guys and you're all scrabbling for weapons and everyone's just whacking cunts with machetes and pans. It's beautiful. | |
| <Ramstrong> need more maps | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> pan fights are something out of fist of the north star | |
| <Barano> The noise of pan fights, man | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 5000 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> or quitting because I learnt after 79 this game is garbo | |
| <Barano> Pan someone | |
| <Ramstrong> panpee | |
| <Ramstrong> ding dong pannu | |
| <Barano> tfw you had that luck but a bike fucked you | |
| <Ramstrong> praise rngesus | |
| <Ramstrong> player unknown's pannelgrounds | |
| <kalo> suitepee was he on the roof? | |
| <Yadde> Scar | |
| <Yadde> brother | |
| <Yadde> help me | |
| <Slowcat> haha Yadde | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> long live the pan | |
| <Yadde> Suitepee, you have to remember | |
| <Yadde> you drop with close to 100 people | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> is onli gaem | |
| <Slowcat> nice ak | |
| <Nutblox> maduin: murata is trying to speak english :3 | |
| <maduin> :33 | |
| <Yadde> >miaukissa | |
| <Yadde> are you playing with plaaplaa, Suitepee? | |
| <Caligula> Is this why Topso really wants to play Bless? https://i.4cdn.org/v/1522777392828.webm | |
| <plaaplaa> cats? https://youtu.be/SSVVNi120Mc | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol ^ | |
| <begoniabol> omgggggg | |
| <Topso> Yes Caligula I want to be the small people! | |
| <maduin> Topso is HUUUUUGE | |
| <Caligula> You want to bait paedophiles? | |
| <Yadde> >topso wants to bee the small people | |
| <Topso> Rude maduin | |
| <Yadde> don't sting midgets topso | |
| <Topso> they are not human caligula! | |
| <Caligula> ? | |
| <Topso> sting? Yadde what do you mean | |
| <Yadde> you wanted to bee people | |
| <Yadde> with your beestingers | |
| <Yadde> blame Ramstrong for making me imagine the picture | |
| <Topso> OMG | |
| <Topso> My boobs don't sting! | |
| <Topso> I hope | |
| <Yadde> do they buzz? | |
| <Topso> Kalo ? | |
| <Caligula> How would he be able to hear them buzzing when he's on the outside wall clinging to the window frame and waggling his dick? | |
| <maduin> wait what boobs sting what | |
| <Barano> good shit, the rampage begins | |
| <kalo> they are soft | |
| <Topso> ... | |
| <Yadde> kalo, soft buzz? | |
| <kalo> the boobs are soft | |
| <Slowcat> well he dun goofed | |
| <Yadde> but do they buzz? | |
| <kalo> but yet, they are firm | |
| <Barano> haha | |
| <begoniabol> make boobpics so we can judge if they look stingy or not topso | |
| <Topso> STOP DISCRIBING THEM | |
| <maduin> soft, firm and intense | |
| <kalo> begoniabol why i outta! | |
| <begoniabol> yes | |
| <Barano> Don't be stingy with the stings | |
| <Yadde> I have a | |
| <maduin> maybe not stingy, maybe...STINKY? | |
| <Yadde> STINGING FEELING | |
| <Fitnig> Masculine tits is that topso have | |
| <Yadde> so if topsos boobs don't sting | |
| <Yadde> do they tingle? | |
| <Topso> Stop trying to make me a trap! | |
| <Barano> Cockso confirmed | |
| <Topso> hahahaha | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <maduin> Conan Exiles stream was actually a documentary | |
| <begoniabol> are your tits real, topso? | |
| <Yadde> extradimensional tits | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Begonabol! | |
| <maduin> what are tits | |
| <Topso> haha I dont think you can get small boobs made | |
| <kalo> Topsos bazoombas are out of this world | |
| <Barano> Topso, describe Kalo's tits, get revenge. | |
| <Topso> hairy and soft | |
| <kalo> :) | |
| <Barano> but firm? | |
| <Yadde> do THOSE buzz? | |
| <Yadde> or sting? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> As long as they are firm, big or pettan is fine | |
| <Topso> hahaha a- | |
| <Barano> My tits have disappeared now. I'm glad that my body is sorting itself out but I miss them | |
| <begoniabol> Ghatto_Works | |
| <Slowcat> is it possible to fold pancake titties ? | |
| <Topso> no Yadde but his belly sounds like the ocean | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Barano i jelly. My tits won't leave me, and i am afraid they'll never will | |
| <Barano> No but you can stack them slowcat | |
| <Slowcat> hah | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wife doesn't mind, actually "I have the best of both worlds" she says | |
| <Nutblox> start a movement to donate tits to those in need | |
| <Ghatto_Works> The nerve of this woman... | |
| <Barano> Take comfort in them Ghatto haha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> TBH nothing like sleeping between a nice pair of tetten | |
| <Yadde> until you suffocate | |
| <Barano> it's good shit | |
| <Barano> I need to find me a woman again | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Yeah Yadde. But it soothes me (i always had sleeping issues, sleeping 4 hours a day every day or less) | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also tighs. Every time i put my head in wife's tighs is like goddamn magic, comfy as fug and the giant mess that is my brain keeps quiet for as long as i am there | |
| <Barano> Thighs are the best, they're like ass and legs combined | |
| <Barano> bueno | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Rico | |
| <Topso> 16 left you can do it! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also, rest your head in thighs is socially acceptable in the outdoors, @Barano, while sleeping on tits or ass is not | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hnnnngh | |
| <Barano> Learnt that the hard way? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Aye | |
| <Nutblox> lul | |
| <Nutblox> public kissing wasn't appreciated 60 years ago | |
| <Ghatto_Works> True Story: Almost got arrested due to "immoral acts" because i fell asleep on my wife's tetten in the middle of the street | |
| <Nutblox> be the frontier ghatto_works | |
| <Barano> Also never sleep on ass | |
| <Barano> you're in for a nasty surpised | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Like 8 years ago | |
| <Slowcat> haha Ghatto_Works | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Cops arrived and stuff | |
| <Ghatto_Works> We were near a popular hotel downtown, near a park. Apparently some religious old lady saw us and called the police | |
| <Barano> amazing | |
| <Topso> holy shit ghatto | |
| <Barano> I had sex in public and just got invited in for a cuppa. Thanks Britatin | |
| <Slowcat> this looks tense | |
| <Barano> Britatin | |
| <nogaems_> oh Yadde, did you know if you can share completed wing missions? | |
| <Nutblox> brittits | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Got out of it cuz the cop was asking me for money to let me go and lawyered my way out asking for an infraction because it was my first offense and had not a single ticket or criminal record in my history | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also minor offense | |
| <Yadde> dunno, but you have to turn them in at the place you got them | |
| <Yadde> unless it's a delivery mission | |
| <nogaems_> delivery lets you hand it in at the target | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "Just get lost kid and next time pay for a room" he said and let us go | |
| <nogaems_> im sitting here now if you wanted to try for 1min | |
| <Yadde> too lazy to log in tbh | |
| <nogaems_> fair enough | |
| <nogaems_> anyone else play elite dangerous pc? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> If i ever have kids i'll tell them "Kids...have i ever told you how i fondled your mother and almost got arrested?" | |
| <Slowcat> pfew zoned | |
| <Ghatto_Works> (Guitar riff starts) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> CLAIMED BY THE ZONE | |
| <Barano> Ah, bad luck man | |
| <Slowcat> not a bad round | |
| <Barano> Did pretty well | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Barano invited for a cuppa? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wew | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also how "in public" is in public actually? | |
| <Topso> good job suitepee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> sex | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> futbowl | |
| <kalo> Bye Suitepee | |
| <Ghatto_Works> As in middle of the street? Behind a tree in the park? | |
| <Slowcat> thanks Suitepee | |
| <Yadde> thanks Suitepee | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Thanks Suitepee | |
| <nogaems_> oh bye Suitepee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> gg | |
| <Kreggur> thanks Suitepee | |
| <nogaems_> >tune in >bye | |
| <Barano> Thanks Suitepee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so uh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dope is ded rip | |
| <Rumia> oi suitepee fanks | |
| <Barano> Someone's front garden in the middle of the city Ghatto_Works | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Shieeet, son | |
| <nogaems_> so, anybody wanna try and make a free 8.7m in elite? imma hand this shit in otherwise | |
| <Barano> Also under the cathedral but no one caught us | |
| <Topso> thanks suitepee | |
| <Rumia> GUTSMANSASS if you want to go live just do it man I'll cover for ya | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> alright lemme grab a drink m,9 | |
| <Barano> m'9 tips fedor8 | |
| <Yadde> but what if I wanted to stream? | |
| <Barano> It's not the 1st any more | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Barano on the first of my dates with my wife we went to a local theme park, I picked the craziest ride and had a bad time cuz i didn't had anything for lunch and stepped off of it real dizzy. Wife offered thighs to sleep in a bench and fell asleep like a baby without notticing and one of the care takers (a guy in a big bird or elmo costume cuz it was a sesame street themed park) woke me up | |
| <Ramstrong> Topso do you plan on playing any more conan exiles? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> He was mad | |
| <Topso> Yes Ramstrong but I can't promies when and how much | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I almost got banned from ever returning to the park | |
| <Ramstrong> urf | |
| <Topso> Starting new job soon | |
| <Ramstrong> cool | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "You were giving a lewd example, this is a kid's park" he said | |
| <Nutblox> pstd from angry elmo left forever | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Aye | |
| <Barano> What? Sleeping aint lewd fuck off elmo | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I know | |
| <Rumia> Maybe the way you sleep isn't | |
| <Barano> Were you face down? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Face up then turned apparently, as my wife tells | |
| <Barano> going "om nom nom" like some kind of muff rethemed cookie monster? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And she was wearing a mini skirt | |
| <Barano> nice | |
| <Rumia> noice | |
| <Ghatto_Works> So elmo got mad, we left the park but returned a year later or something like that | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I didn't had a lot of money when we started dating, i was fresh out of the uni | |
| <Barano> And that's when you realised you couldn't perform in bed unless you got interupted by elmo? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Aye | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I need elmo watching me | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Or i'll never get diamond hard | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> right | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> gunning it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> someone change topic | |
| <Barano> hot | |
| <Slowcat> was your face towards the sky Ghatto_Works ? | |
| <Nutblox> his face was towards the big, angry mascot | |
| <Ghatto_Works> It was, Slowcat. But my wife said that after a while i turned to face her | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And she didn't wanted to wake me up because i was so peacefully sleeping | |
| <Slowcat> aww nice | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Like, nigga ...that time i was under serious shit and slept like 2 hours a day | |
| <Rumia> yeah live | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And i fell asleep like a rock | |
| <Rumia> TO THE ASTEROIDS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> OH SHIT GUTSMANSASS is live | |
| <Topso> is that a true thing barano | |
| <Rumia> Ah yes, ''streamers'' | |
| <Barano> Appears to be Topso | |
| <Topso> Insane how much technology has evolved | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also, @Topso...what is this shit that you'll be attending GROPECON | |
| <Ghatto_Works> For real? | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <Topso> I have already been there once | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Gutsmansass pls...like there is any good part in this game | |
| <Topso> At dopecon that is not gropecon | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Is the same | |
| <Topso> Are you coming this year ghatto? | |
| <Rumia> MAKO LEVELS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ask Seaq | |
| <Rumia> I love this fuckin car | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Topso i wish...1500 USD for a round trip | |
| <Topso> @seaQcumber is ghatto coming to dopecon? | |
| <Yadde> >going by the road >not just climbing up vertically | |
| <Yadde> Guts are you sure you've played this game before? | |
| <Barano> Best car also worst car | |
| <Ghatto_Works> With that many chips i could pay a round trip to japan | |
| <Topso> I can live stream my experience if I am going for you ghatto 😄 | |
| <seaQcumber> Whot | |
| <Ghatto_Works> That'd be helpful, @Topso | |
| <Barano> Come to dopecon uk, It's just me playing games. you can be player two. | |
| <Topso> Where in uk do you live Barano? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Dunno who said it, but someone offered to pay the trip if i was the official cook of the con | |
| <Barano> Crappy controller and all | |
| <Yadde> You could come and play with my stick of joy | |
| <Barano> Lincoln, Topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Mexican food all day, every day | |
| <Topso> Is that near London? | |
| <Barano> No, it's in bumfuck nowhere | |
| <Rumia> Mormondy | |
| <Yadde> are you SURE you've played this game before, Guts? | |
| <Barano> Literally the only city in the county and it's the second biggest county | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Bumfuck nowhere? Is that in Ireland? | |
| <Topso> Oh, I might be going to London for my 30 birthday , so I wanna meet people | |
| <Rumia> IS there a disembark? | |
| <Rumia> Can you just jump out anywhere | |
| <Barano> I'd travel if peeps were around Topso. It's not hard for me to get about luckily | |
| <Topso> Nice, well I keep the uk people updated | |
| <Barano> Bueno | |
| <Rumia> Get Qut | |
| <Rumia> It fits | |
| <Yadde> Quat | |
| <Topso> If I wanna meet a lot of dope people I should just go to finland tbh | |
| <Yadde> you would meet 0, Topso | |
| <Topso> Because you all hate me? | |
| <Yadde> >implying anyone would open a door to a quest | |
| <Barano> >finland >sociable | |
| <Topso> I dont have any quest! | |
| <Rumia> Why couldn't the mako have had wings | |
| <Yadde> I meant guests | |
| <Yadde> you know what I meant | |
| <Topso> Lunki would open because he is a sweet boy | |
| <Yadde> see? | |
| <Yadde> this is why I don't want people | |
| <Yadde> they make fun of me | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Not afraid to be there. My family has evaded gunshots for generations | |
| <Rumia> WOAH A LUMP OF GOLD, GOTTA HACK IT | |
| <Topso> Gutsman where do you live? | |
| <Rumia> HACK THE PLANETTT | |
| <Barano> It's the part that no one likes | |
| <Rumia> He's a fellow swede topso | |
| <Rumia> Cant you tell | |
| <Topso> No he isn't | |
| <Topso> he sound brittish | |
| <Rumia> Yeah he's from Malmo | |
| <Topso> no he isn't | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Grandpa managed to escape from 3 guys who were looking for him with revolvers on hand, also another grandpa and his dad were part of the rebelion during Mexico's revolution | |
| <Barano> There's legit a dopemap now Topso | |
| <Rumia> Topso having 0% of my fuckery | |
| <Barano> Just perv on that for a bit | |
| <Topso> I live with Kalo Rumia | |
| <Topso> you can't fuck with me | |
| <Ghatto_Works> But he can, @Topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ;) | |
| <Topso> .... | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Rumia> Ghatto... | |
| <Topso> ok that was a good one I have to say | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I AM PROUD OF THAT, RUMIA. I WON'T TAKE IT BACK | |
| <Topso> GUTSMANSASS were do you live? | |
| <Barano> Scotland | |
| <Topso> Oh rude not visting you then | |
| <Rumia> WOW | |
| <Ghatto_Works> YOU MUST DIE | |
| <Rumia> NOT EVEN COMBAT | |
| <Rumia> JUST BLAM | |
| <Barano> GG | |
| <Rumia> I WILL DESTROY YOU | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahahah | |
| <Ghatto_Works> What the fuck is going on | |
| <Barano> Freddie Shepcury pls | |
| <Rumia> YOUARERE DED SHEPARD: 1 | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol spiky boi https://youtu.be/pp0_tMnf0Eg | |
| <Rumia> There's a planet in this game where its all like "anytime we get close they turn their lights off" | |
| <Rumia> So is shepard driving and shooting do you think or what | |
| <Rumia> Garrus is just blowing on the exhaust pipe | |
| <begoniabol> :333333 Ghatto_Works | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto_Works sleep tight kitty | |
| <LewishM> I remember my stream of this | |
| <LewishM> good times good times | |
| <LewishM> i was unemployed and could stream all day erryday | |
| <Rumia> >this game is like 10 years old | |
| <Rumia> Hhhh | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Feeling old, Rumia ? | |
| <Rumia> Feeling younger than I have in years | |
| <Nadel> !larry | |
| <Ezid> play the piano! | |
| <Rumia> 2007 | |
| <Rumia> WHAT A YEAR | |
| <Nadel> do you know about the momentum cancellation thing Guts, when you're mid-air in mako and pause/unpause the game you just land straight down | |
| <Nadel> looks pretty silly | |
| <Rumia> Didn't we have Mirror's Edge and Assassins Ass that year | |
| <strogg> yes | |
| <strogg> and orange box | |
| <Nadel> it's best when the armatures get stuck between your wheels and you drag them around | |
| <Rumia> What did we get in 2004 | |
| <Nutblox> this is Rumia rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emAe6IClGys | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I've never played any ME or HL or DaS games until know (despite having all DaS games) | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Not because i don't like them, is more probably because i jumped in the train way too late | |
| <Ghatto_Works> But tbh ME has never called my attention | |
| <Rumia> "Hey suitepee you'd really like this turn-based strategy game that was released for the NDS" | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And i have not played any DaS because i jumped in the Bloodborne bus | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Known as the best DaS | |
| <Nadel> ME1's soundtrack is great, then they had to fuck it up with hans zimmer tier epic orchestra | |
| <Topso> I love the look of bloodborne | |
| <Nutblox> bb is too action oriented to be a das game ghatto_works | |
| <Rumia> If you liked 1 you'd like 3 probs | |
| <Rumia> WOAH | |
| <Rumia> HOLD ON DELETING MY POST IN THE APPLICATION | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Probably, @Nutblox. Not using a shield and only parry with your gun using perfect timing makes you play way more active than in DaS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Holding your action until you see an opening | |
| <Nutblox> das is more rpg, i've had many great varying runs with different classes and themes ghatto_works | |
| <Nutblox> whereas in bb you can only do the hunter run | |
| <Nephtunh> someone tell this NOOB how to play | |
| <Nadel> >getting the soulsfags riled up | |
| <Nadel> I would give you +o right away if I could Guts | |
| <Nephtunh> u said word fag in offensive way Nadel | |
| <Nephtunh> to the gulag for you | |
| <Rumia> Everything nadel says is offensive to me | |
| <Rumia> He's out for my donkle | |
| <Nadel> but I am already in the chat Nephtunh | |
| <Nadel> how could it get any worse | |
| <Nephtunh> do you really wanna find out | |
| <Yadde> right, I'm off to bed | |
| <Yadde> enjoy your mustache effect Guts | |
| <Nephtunh> it would get worse if you left Nadel | |
| <Nephtunh> no homo btw | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Nutblox i have not finished bb yet | |
| <C-Runner> bed? in 2018? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Looking for the complete run and best ending | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'm not skipping bosses | |
| <Nephtunh> mark my words hipsters will soon sleep while standing | |
| <Rumia> Guts confession: I mishead something from a friend who got this game before me and I thought the party characters had permadeath so every time an ally went down, I loaded the game | |
| <Nadel> you can use the pause to aim Guts, aimbotting the sneaky geth and the final boss | |
| <Nutblox> i dropped bb halfway because i found halberd boring, did it again till the finish with saw cleaver ghatto_works | |
| <C-Runner> Ghatto_Works, I recently bought the GOTY edition with the DLC and doing a rerun on it, the new weapons are really fun | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Nutblox i started with the cleaver as well, but got inlove with the sword | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And kept it | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @C-Runner the DLC looks fun. I may get it after i finish my run | |
| <Nutblox> whatever works for you | |
| <C-Runner> whip-sword? hammer-sword? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I swap from time to time, @Nutblox. I just got more comfortable with the sword | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Cleaver-sword for me, C-Runner | |
| <Nutblox> halber was the worst possible choice to play with | |
| <Nutblox> especially having played the slower paced souls games before | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And i have all the insights, have not expended a single one. Same for the blood pellets | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And other items...i've been having a p. clear run | |
| <C-Runner> consume them all, it's the best way | |
| <Rumia> Nioh is often compared to them but its a different dev | |
| <Rumia> And its on PC now so yee | |
| <C-Runner> which boss are you at Ghatto_Works? to not spoil things | |
| <Rumia> Everything about Liara is weird | |
| <Barano> >make the best damn snapchat video loop >will never see it again. | |
| <Nadel> blueberry :3 | |
| <Nephtunh> so shreck was a nazi | |
| <Nephtunh> this explains everything | |
| <Barano> someNAZI | |
| <Nephtunh> nice password | |
| <Rumia> That camera angle | |
| <IronBar> WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MEIN KAMPF | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> That running animation, jesus fug | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also that pornstache | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> More like pedostache thou | |
| <Barano> He's so photogenic | |
| <Ghatto_Works> C-Runner Ebrietas, Asshole of the Cosmos | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fucking annoying bitch | |
| <Rumia> Nobody asked you Ashley | |
| <Rumia> Fuck off | |
| <Caligula> Is the charge giving you trouble, Ghatto_Works? | |
| <C-Runner> oh, agreed, good luck | |
| <Caligula> That was the thing that always ruined attempts for me. | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Yup | |
| <C-Runner> I still can't recognize the charge | |
| <Topso> Gonna go to bed, Nighty night everyone | |
| <C-Runner> night topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I try to brace for it but i can't get the timing | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Night @Topso | |
| <ncn> given anyone space-aids yet | |
| <Rumia> ASHLEY FUCKIN | |
| <Ghatto_Works> It was the first boss i've used items, C-Runner (apart from molotov). I've wasted so many bolt papers... | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I had to farm for echoes to buy more | |
| <Barano> His smile is so creepy | |
| <Rumia> HANG UP | |
| <Rumia> DO IRT | |
| <Rumia> You didn't even ask to be disconnected, joker just does it | |
| <C-Runner> you can also buy bolt paper with insight | |
| <Nadel> is it sexism if asari don't have genders | |
| <Rumia> K den, kaiden | |
| <ncn> is kaidan a lieutenant | |
| <Nutblox> are you ready for GANK PARTIES IronBar | |
| <ncn> goddamn gurl those brows are so 00's | |
| <Nadel> KAWAIIII | |
| <Rumia> This has more face than 2 and 3 put together# | |
| <Nadel> I should go. | |
| <Nadel> man I'm going to reinstall this soon but I'll have to grab those texture mods | |
| <Nadel> I think there is a higher res texture for his face somewhere in the game files but it just bugs out | |
| <Rumia> ahhahahaha | |
| <Rumia> Fucking shepard | |
| <Rumia> hurr durr | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> rob a spermbank! | |
| <Rumia> LARRY | |
| <Nadel> wow larry | |
| <Rumia> WHAT THE | |
| <ncn> sounds kinky | |
| <Nadel> fucking hell | |
| <Rumia> Ezid you cannot tell me you're not doing this | |
| <Ezid> Believe in Larry's wisdom | |
| <ncn> they said the thing haha | |
| <Nadel> get that xeno away from our technological secrets | |
| <ncn> tali, with or without mask? | |
| <Nadel> don't make me start baneposting again ncn | |
| <Rumia> Best waifu right here | |
| <Nadel> hahahah | |
| <IronBar> You wish Nadel, you get photoshop face instead | |
| <Nadel> fuck I forgot about that | |
| <ncn> i bet some r34 has made a better rendition | |
| <IronBar> Tali is just Master Chief, mask under the mask | |
| <IronBar> BONEITIS | |
| <Rumia> Just inject omni-gel into his bones | |
| <Rumia> I cured boneitis | |
| <Rumia> Send my nobel prize in the mail | |
| <ncn> yo i found tali's face <http://www.shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-03-27-pretali.jpg> | |
| <Rumia> Wow | |
| <Rumia> ncn no | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >shadman | |
| <IronBar> >man of shad | |
| <Nadel> same as every mission, clearing out a pirate base | |
| <Nadel> I WILL DESTROY YOU | |
| <Nadel> oh no it's the angry admiral | |
| <IronBar> Dankening | |
| <Nadel> you need more 'alignment' points to unlock more charm/intimidate innit | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: GUTSMANSASS | Game: gutsMASS EFFECT (test stream) | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Nadel> DID HE INSULT OUR SHIPFU | |
| <Nadel> you're lucky the ship isn't sentient yet, asshole | |
| <ncn> hello not happy, i'm shepard :::::D | |
| <Rumia> I love the obvious cuts as the game checks to see what species you have on board | |
| <Nadel> I-I'm sorry sir | |
| <Nadel> virgin commander vs chad rear admiral | |
| <IronBar> Too bad Shepard can't become the Paragon God by giving some water to some beggar or something | |
| <Rumia> "Commander shepard, when are you getting space roger taylor on board the normandy" | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> hide in the trashcan! | |
| <Rumia> The Normandy is no trashcan larry | |
| <Rumia> do it | |
| <ncn> stormlight archives copypasta <https://i.imgur.com/P1oK3qA.png> | |
| <IronBar> CAST FIST | |
| <IronBar> KAY | |
| <IronBar> OH | |
| <Rumia> Honestly she did well to stay conscious | |
| <ncn> judging by the name she's middle-eastern, probably used to it | |
| <IronBar> Well, thanks for streaming Mass Effect Guts but your career is over, game over | |
| <IronBar> But at least the ending of Mass Effect 3 won't be possible now | |
| <Rumia> This guy is Space Milhouse | |
| <Rumia> Just listen to him | |
| <Nadel> she mind fucked you, she knows everything | |
| <Rumia> Didn't we just talk to this woman | |
| <Rumia> Same face | |
| <Rumia> Different hair | |
| <Rumia> Verner needs a spinoff game | |
| <Qipz> mornan | |
| <Rumia> And you get emails from mom | |
| <Rumia> WOAH | |
| <Rumia> PUT HIM AWAY FOREVER | |
| <Rumia> SHOOT | |
| <Rumia> COME ON | |
| <Rumia> HE'S A SPACE NAZI | |
| <maduin> well | |
| <Boomer> It's fucking horrible but there are also so many jokes that can be made | |
| <Boomer> Looks like youtube got.... demonetized | |
| <Rumia> boooo | |
| <maduin> Oh yes, but I think we should wait for a while before those | |
| <Drallkan> I see where you were going with that, but needs work, decent attempt | |
| <Boomer> Pewdiepie with a gun and the text "I'm sick of their shit" and his pupils are replaced by demonetization symbols | |
| <Rumia> I checked Guts and yes | |
| <maduin> blood :( | |
| <Boomer> There's just too many jokes | |
| <Boomer> ENOUGH https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nu8h-9h2AVs/WaR_B28lHOI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/YghUQmEu8qkSydRlS9LWD3DYq5-GZAL-gCLcBGAs/s300-c/pewdiepie%2Bgun.jpg | |
| <Rumia> I'm guessing ex-employee or infowars fan | |
| <Nadel> WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING | |
| <Nadel> AAAAAA | |
| <Rumia> AAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Rumia> why is my shirt off | |
| <Boomer> THE NEXT LEVEL | |
| <Boomer> The madlad actually did it | |
| <Nadel> YES | |
| <maduin> huh | |
| <Nadel> girl power | |
| <Boomer> Reminder that all info is fucking garbage at this point | |
| <Boomer> Don't trust anything there's nothing that's officially been released | |
| <Meryl> ^ | |
| <Nadel> aimbotting those geth jumpers with a shotgun feels so good | |
| <maduin> yeah, now other source says someone with full body armor | |
| <maduin> we still dont know anything | |
| <Nadel> it was below 0 degrees Celsius two nights ago, now it's +11 | |
| <Nadel> send help | |
| <Rumia> Nooooo | |
| <Rumia> Is he cumming | |
| <Rumia> doggu | |
| <Rumia> Sweet air | |
| <Rumia> Just walk around the shield, perfect | |
| <Nadel> ye boiii | |
| <Rumia> My cousin is called LizBeth, I thought it was a nickname | |
| <Rumia> Alright thanks Guts | |
| <Nadel> thanks guts | |
| <JDA> thanks Gutsman | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Dòpefish__lives. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !forums | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hey I recognise that laugh | |
| <seagull> HALLO BOYO | |
| <seagull> caught a bit of your stream there GUTSMANSASS, good going | |
| <Rumia> lookit this BIRD | |
| <seagull> °v° | |
| <seagull> yeah, that's the one I have | |
| <seagull> €40! | |
| <IronBar> new in box | |
| <seagull> that's not a good deal. | |
| <a-> Rumia, lizbeth is what lizzie borden went by after she got off | |
| <a-> interesting coincidence that you would mention that as I have the lizzie borden article open | |
| <seagull> hello | |
| <Caligula> Found the pleb. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> of all the places to do a shooting | |
| <Rumia> seagull http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43632914 | |
| <seagull> "Man pardoned by hotel after seagull and pepperoni incident" | |
| <seagull> ooooooooohhhh MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY | |
| <Drallkan> would you prefer another campus, gutsman? at least this one is a fresh location | |
| <seagull> "The result was a tornado of seagull excrement, feathers, pepperoni chunks and fairly large birds whipping around the room. The lamps were falling. The curtains were trashed." | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so I can do another stream if people want | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> for like an hour | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> playing guitar hero | |
| <Rumia> Ooooh go on | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lemme setup | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> just gotta update it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> gonna be RUSTY | |
| <LewishM> man right wing groups are having a field day with that london vs new york news today | |
| <LewishM> even normies on my facebook are sharing stuff | |
| <LewishM> without realising they are sharing basically propaganda haha | |
| <LewishM> fuckin normies | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ebin | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I bet they got it from /r/thedonald too | |
| <seagull> it just means new york have been doing a good job of keeping crime down | |
| <seagull> good on them | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> anyway | |
| <LewishM> not really seagull | |
| <LewishM> London had a massive spike | |
| <LewishM> 15 murders in 20 days | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> right | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> going live | |
| <LewishM> all from unrelated scenes | |
| <seagull> christ | |
| <seagull> how did we manage that | |
| <LewishM> meaning its not a serial killer or some mass killing | |
| <LewishM> 15 times one dude murdered one person | |
| <seagull> yeah, different figures | |
| <seagull> different mindset | |
| <LewishM> the 2 latest were with guns also | |
| <LewishM> pew pew | |
| <LewishM> gun control works | |
| <seagull> >gutstar hero | |
| <LewishM> xD | |
| <Rumia> My fucking ears guts | |
| <Rumia> Yeah | |
| <Rumia> Lets do it | |
| <Rumia> What are you using for a controller | |
| <Rumia> Likea GH thing | |
| <Rumia> PLAY QUEEN | |
| <Fujiko> LET THEM EAT CAKE SHE SAYS | |
| <Rumia> Song is quiet compared to the clacks | |
| <Rumia> Maybe a weee bit more | |
| <Rumia> Now we're doing it | |
| <Rumia> Also if you muted your mic | |
| <Rumia> Its still muted | |
| <Viilipurkki> play shitty memes @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Rumia> MEME SONGS | |
| <Rumia> BONETROUSLE | |
| <Rumia> HELLO | |
| <seagull> NYEH HEH HEH | |
| <Fitnig> oh fuck gh | |
| <dTA> "county coroner has been called to facility" well ok now we need a paul there | |
| <Fitnig> I think I was ranked in the top 100s on GH3 | |
| <Rumia> Hahah it was doing so well | |
| <Fitnig> ... on wii | |
| <Fitnig> So it didn't matter | |
| <Rumia> AND ALL THE ROADS WE HAVE TO WALK AND ALL THE ROADS WE HAVE TO WALK AND ALL THE ROADS WE HAVE TO WALK AND ALL THE ROADS WE HAVE TO WALK | |
| <seagull> THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST | |
| <Rumia> NO YOU CANT | |
| <Rumia> oh jesus | |
| <Rumia> grrr | |
| <Fitnig> Well the playerbase on on PS3 and X360 was so much bigger that my world ranking through all consoles was not even close to top 100. | |
| <Rumia> Not the best mashup | |
| <seagull> was it guitar hero that was heavily based on the engine for 'skate' | |
| <seagull> to the point where the internal player name is 'skater1' | |
| <Rumia> BONE TROUSLE | |
| <Rumia> COME ON | |
| <Rumia> Then play | |
| <Rumia> Tone Brousle | |
| <seagull> borne rustle | |
| <Viilipurkki> if you got it, play suck my 401k | |
| <Ghatto> Finally home | |
| <Ghatto> Afternoon dopechat | |
| <Rumia> Was that song called hentai | |
| <Kreggur> hello Ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> Ahoy Kreggur | |
| <Kreggur> this song resonates with me | |
| <Rumia> My Heart Will Go Bork | |
| <Rumia> oh my god | |
| <Fitnig> used to 100% it | |
| <Fitnig> It was pretty advanced for GH2. | |
| <Fitnig> Then GH3 came out and went retarded with through the fire and flames | |
| <Viilipurkki> and then rock band 3 went even more retarted with operation ground and pound Fitnig | |
| <Fitnig> Stopped following GH after World tour | |
| <Fitnig> Never got any rock band games | |
| <Rumia> Here we go | |
| <seagull> I keep eyeballing the topic and thinking guts is playing gunstar heroes | |
| <Rumia> FUCK | |
| <Rumia> I cant | |
| <seagull> HAHAHAHA | |
| <Rumia> AHAHAHA | |
| <seagull> i need this song | |
| <Rumia> Here we go | |
| <Rumia> hahahaha | |
| <Rumia> WOAH MEMES WITHIN MEMES | |
| <Fitnig> I don't know if it's guts laughing or the guitar strumming. | |
| <Rumia> ^^ | |
| <plaaplaa> what if it's the guitar laughing | |
| <plaaplaa> plot twist | |
| <Rumia> You mean like in yankee rose plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> I don't know what that is | |
| <plaaplaa> but maybe | |
| <Rumia> WHAT | |
| <seagull> NEW BRUTALFOODS | |
| <seagull> FUCK | |
| <Fitnig> nite | |
| <Fitnig> good luck with the memes | |
| <Rumia> I gotta sleep, thank Guts and just start pinging mods when you want the topic changed | |
| <seagull> I'll keep IRC open. just highlight me. | |
| <birdo> Yeah mang, just ping me whenever | |
| <plaaplaa> everyone highlight seagull | |
| <plaaplaa> fucking birds | |
| <plaaplaa> reee | |
| <seagull> °v° | |
| <plaaplaa> I'll never give you stale bread again | |
| <birdo> SHREDDING | |
| <birdo> Some of my best college memories were playing these kinda rhythm games. It was a fun time | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> seagull CHANGE THE FUCKING TOPIC | |
| <seagull> FUCK YOU | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Anyway I should stop streaming side games | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And focus on mass erect | |
| <seagull> gash erect | |
| <C-Runner> I believe guts provided us with many hours of gaems, that's enough for me | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> How long was erredt | |
| !lastplayed g: mass effect | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 3h 39min 32sec ago, GUTSMANSASS played gutsMASS EFFECT (test stream) for 2h 23min 9sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Damn that long | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> The first stream was alright but this mass erect stream felt like it went 10x better | |
| <seagull> shooter's dead | |
| <seagull> four injuries | |
| <seagull> I hate guns. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Women can't even mass shooting correctly | |
| <plaaplaa> if you shoot someone really fat is it called a mass shooting? ;-DDD | |
| <LewishM> Guns are ace | |
| <LewishM> just hate people who shoot people | |
| <LewishM> lmao | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Btw seagull that tribute song is out there somewhere | |
| <seagull> found it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Search tenacious Dong | |
| <a-> how can a woman be indian joe | |
| <Nutblox> make [established character] black or woman coz that's easier than creating a new franchise just for them | |
| <Nutblox> you got me mad now! | |
| <Ramstrong> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1522679510960.webm | |
| <Nutblox> dat woman is thin | |
| <LarryLongbow> Leslie Jones! a- | |
| <birdo> What a world | |
| <birdo> Sam Hyde is an interesting man | |
| <begoniabol> off to bed, goodnight everyone | |
| <LordVysh> >receive text from someone asking me if I'm ok | |
| <LordVysh> >remember I was at the YT office for 2 weeks to train someone a year ago | |
| <plaaplaa> LordVysh oh my god | |
| <plaaplaa> are you ok??? | |
| <LordVysh> Why oh why do my node.js scripts keep timing out. | |
| <plaaplaa> maybe they're just sick of your bullying | |
| <Artless> Evenin. | |
| <Artless> I got some great news today. | |
| <plaaplaa> is it birb-related? | |
| <Artless> No. | |
| <plaaplaa> how good could it possibly be, then | |
| <Artless> I'm setting up a phone interview with Supergiant games. | |
| <Artless> So pretty good. | |
| <plaaplaa> is that some sort of giant game company? | |
| <Artless> The name is inversely apt. | |
| <Ramstrong> nice one artless, that's the devs behind transistor and pyre right? | |
| <Artless> Indeedy. | |
| <Ramstrong> noice | |
| <Ramstrong> best of luck man | |
| <Artless> Thanks! | |
| <plaaplaa> I suggest sending them a copy of the cockatiel you drew for me | |
| <Artless> I'm trying not to hype myself out since it's still a week away and no guarantee of anything but I'm pretty stoked just to have the opportunity. | |
| <Artless> I just may plaaplaa. | |
| <Ramstrong> send them the tunnel rat | |
| <Artless> Oooh. | |
| <Artless> I'll combine them all into one. | |
| <Artless> Anyway. | |
| <Artless> Ram, you think Flip would want to be a Rogue in the streets, a vampire in the sheets this evening? | |
| <Artless> would you? | |
| <Ramstrong> no idea, haven't seen him since last night | |
| <Ramstrong> i'd be up for it though | |
| <Artless> God he's such an abomination | |
| <Ramstrong> it's great | |
| <Ramstrong> he talks with a sort of newcastle/liverpool type accent | |
| <Ramstrong> fucking great | |
| <Artless> @FlippinKamikaze you fffffuck where you at already playing Streets of Rogue | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> privately playing because I'm also dealing with some real world shit and don't want you guys having to wait for me to respond to texts or emails | |
| <Artless> So how many outfits does he wear in addition to that Ramstrong | |
| <Artless> Mokay | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> also, Assassin OP af | |
| <Ramstrong> no idea artless, only seen that one as a bit of a joke skit | |
| <Ramstrong> i made a custom character for SoR that has remote hacking and good stats but gorillas and scientists hate him | |
| <Artless> Nuts. Anyway, if you wanna play some Rogue I'll make a room and hop in dicksword in a sec | |
| <Ramstrong> every level has someone chimping out | |
| <Ramstrong> cool | |
| <Artless> Game is doopfrisk password is the norm. | |
| <Ghatto> This fucking manga, man. Holy shit https://i.imgur.com/6KJBqKJ.jpg | |
| <birdo> I wish we did that in here | |
| <nogaemz> pure savagery | |
| <Ghatto> Nigga i'll get poor in a week | |
| <nogaemz> imagine living in a shitty world where meme police charge us licensing fees for copyright infringement | |
| <nogaemz> oi u cheeky cunt do u have a loicense for dat joke? off to the station u bloody menace | |
| <Ghatto> So...DMCA ? | |
| <nogaemz> for everyone | |
| <nogaemz> fookin NRA | |
| <nogaemz> so ive been asleep and someone shot up youtube hq? | |
| <LarryLongbow> yea! | |
| <arch> a woman? really now | |
| <nogaemz> this does not fit the narrative >:( | |
| <EJ-DVi> Welp, poor muslim terrorist brainwashed by the arab patriarchial caliphate | |
| <EJ-DVi> Case closed | |
| <EJ-DVi> Pls don't bully NRA-san | |
| <nogaemz> we should really take guns from white males | |
| <nogaemz> this is the only solution | |
| <nogaemz> if cis white male scumk didnt go around shooting, this poor womyn wouldn't have copied them! | |
| <LarryLongbow> some crazy peta iranian woman! | |
| <EJ-DVi> stream when? | |
| <birdo> Haha, holy shit. She did all that over being de-monetized by their ad AI? 2018 is quite the year. | |
| <nogaemz> this womyn is a treasure | |
| <arch> >getting people on the left to acknowledge they might be wrong about something | |
| <nogaemz> "we could admit we made a mistake and try to do better" "how about we just double down on the stupid and pretend we were right anyway?" | |
| <LarryLongbow> how about going halfway! Guncontrol for leftists! | |
| <arch> lol LarryLongbow | |
| <nogaemz> kek | |
| <EJ-DVi> The fuck is with Scooby Doo and crossovers recently? | |
| <birdo> That's rena-mazing raggy | |
| <AndFergYou> Noon | |
| <birdo> Kirk's kinda girl | |
| <nogaemz> hah | |
| <LarryLongbow> I want a segway-snake now! | |
| <birdo> We all do | |
| <Ghatto> I'd do the same if they made me use clear bagpacks | |
| <birdo> The original image was just a piece of paper with "Clear backpacks are stupid" on it | |
| <arch> lol Ska | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> If only à- would stream some videogames on the internet. | |
| <arch> so they have kids wear clear backpacks at that school now? | |
| <birdo> Yeah, they couldn't afford metal detectors on short notice so this is the stopgap | |
| <birdo> That's not porn. That's some kind of yoga to some shit | |
| <LarryLongbow> softporn for iranians maybe! @Birdo | |
| <birdo> I remember pornhub talking about how searches for hijab and other islamic terms along with normal porn descriptors is skyrocketing | |
| <LarryLongbow> yea there is one muslim-looking pornstar that is super popular! I dont remember her name! | |
| <EJ-DVi> LarryLongbow: Mia Khalifa? | |
| <LarryLongbow> the youtube-shooter was jewish iranian though! | |
| <LarryLongbow> ah yea! EJ-DVi | |
| <EJ-DVi> your welcome | |
| <EJ-DVi> >your | |
| <EJ-DVi> fuck me I need to bed | |
| <EJ-DVi> Yeah Mia is great, some say they don't like how she did work on her tits but doesn't matter to me | |
| <birdo> big ol plastic titties | |
| <EJ-DVi> Another important note is that she went to school in the same area as me | |
| <EJ-DVi> Like one county over | |
| <birdo> So why aren't you a porn star with huge plastic titties then? | |
| <EJ-DVi> It one of the things that keep me up at night birdo | |
| <EJ-DVi> I could have made a few decent pornos and then get BLACKED in the rest | |
| <LarryLongbow> scary stuff! | |
| <birdo> Gotta watch out for that super-gonorrhea | |
| <EJ-DVi> Waiting for super AIDS | |
| <EJ-DVi> the kind of AIDS that gets transferred by the sickiest shit you can do alone with another person | |
| <EJ-DVi> Like holding hands | |
| <Ghatto> Ska did you saw this? https://i.imgur.com/6KJBqKJ.jpg | |
| <LarryLongbow> yea I heard about that one! @Birdo | |
| !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, MAYBE | |
| <birdo> JUST MAYBE | |
| <nogaemz> the 3rd world was a mistake | |
| <nogaemz> here we are taking antibiotics seriously and they just hurp de derp | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> VACCINES CAUSE AUTISM | |
| <birdo> classic | |
| <EJ-DVi> night | |
| <birdo> Maan, a storm just rolled in. My power is going to go out again. ;_; no streams for birdo | |
| <AndFergYou> :< | |
| <AndFergYou> Apparently they've identified the Youtube shooter | |
| <birdo> Yeah, Larry's been sharing some of her weird videos and stuff | |
| <birdo> feels good | |
| <birdo> What happened to those spire card game streams? | |
| <birdo> Now vegans can't say they're a peaceful movement | |
| <Drallkan> vegans have never been peaceful though | |
| <birdo> And I can't seem to make a joke | |
| <Drallkan> also, now that im awake and have seen what the shooter looks like, how the hell are people saying she's a white woman? she may be light skinned but she's clearly middle eastern, you can see it in her fucking face | |
| <Topso> Morning 😃 | |
| <Drallkan> sup | |
| <birdo> mornan | |
| <Boomer> Morning #2 | |
| <birdo> Time for another glorious day of streams and hustling | |
| <Boomer> 25 hours left until I'm at work for the first day of my life | |
| <Topso> Yeah 😄 | |
| <Topso> Oh congratz boomer and goodluck! | |
| <Boomer> Thank you! | |
| <Topso> I am shimmering green today | |
| <birdo> Sounds like something to tell your doctor | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <Topso> I call this look, hint of orc skin | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <birdo> sounds like the perfect day to stream http://orcish-inn.stevencolling.com/ | |
| <Topso> awww thats so cute | |
| <birdo> There's a free demo that's pretty fun but the dev kinda vanished a few years back. | |
| <Topso> Oh there not finishing it? | |
| <birdo> I remember a tweet along the lines of "hey, I'm taking a break" and then I never heard anything more. | |
| <birdo> Yeah, "Orcish Inn's development is put on hold for an indefinite amount of time." | |
| <Topso> thats sad | |
| <birdo> It's a sad sad world. | |
| <Topso> sad sad | |
| <birdo> sad mad lads | |
| <Topso> dads fads bads | |
| <birdo> Two snug bugs in a rug, fugging | |
| <birdo> mods are asleep, post optical illusions http://www.newopticalillusions.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Penrose-Triangle-Pink-Black-Background.png | |
| <Topso> I am awake | |
| <Topso> I see you | |
| <birdo> shiiit | |
| <Topso> what is that artless? | |
| <Artless> It's an optical illustion | |
| <Green> Is this | |
| <Green> Dare I say it? | |
| <Topso> of what? artless | |
| <maduin> this is art | |
| <Topso> I don't get it | |
| <birdo> It's not the best one | |
| <Artless> Look at the very right edge of the dark brown patch, it might help reveal what the illusion is. It's very plain. | |
| <Topso> ooooog | |
| <Topso> oooh I mean | |
| <Topso> I didn't see it at all first | |
| <birdo> illililililiusion | |
| <Artless> are you fucking kidding me | |
| <Topso> its white and gold! | |
| <birdo> pls no, not this again | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <Artless> I'm just perturbed that all I had to do was search "the dress" in goog and this was the first result. | |
| <Artless> I don't enjoy this age we live in. | |
| <Artless> Normal street in hawaii.jpg | |
| <Topso> lol | |
| <Artless> simultaneously on fire and flooded | |
| <Ghatto> Just picture yourself waking up one day, opening your door and seeing that on the floor right outside of your house | |
| <Ghatto> You'd shit your pants | |
| <Topso> Then when you see its just painted you will be known as Ghatto poopants for the rest of your life | |
| <birdo> A horrible fate | |
| <Ghatto> Indeed | |
| <Artless> Ska how does this make you feel http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522556722654.webm | |
| <Artless> nsfw I guess,. | |
| <birdo> wrassles too lewd | |
| <Fujiko> Asuka was a Gravure actress before a wrestler so it makes sense artless | |
| <nogaemz> jesus she's horrid | |
| <nogaemz> those milkies tho | |
| <Fujiko> how is she horrid? | |
| <nogaemz> oh i mean the youtube killer i was scrolled up | |
| <Fujiko> oh | |
| <Artless> The what now | |
| <nogaemz> that's the woman who went postal in youtube hq | |
| <Artless> Oh./ | |
| <Artless> this is the first I've heard of this I've been doin other shit. | |
| <Topso> well she doesn't seem well in the video | |
| <nogaemz> yeah, she's vegan | |
| <nogaemz> HEYOOOOOOO | |
| <maduin> nogaemz: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5dax32 http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5wbp3e | |
| <Fujiko> better picture | |
| <Artless> I suppose it's fortunate there were no fatalities, at least as far as the reportage I see details | |
| <Topso> "better" | |
| <nogaemz> yeah only her. some people got shot tho. 3 i think | |
| <nogaemz> jaysus maduin | |
| <Fujiko> "This is unfortunate, and it continues. You'd think that after we've seen Las Vegas, Parkland, the Pulse nightclub shooting that we would see an end to this, but we have not." | |
| <nogaemz> the second video is giving me SMURFS vibes | |
| <Fujiko> HOW | |
| <Fujiko> HOW CAN YOU FUCKING EVEN RELATE ALL OF THEM | |
| <Fujiko> JESUS CHRIST | |
| <nogaemz> the fucking NRA, Fujiko! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| <maduin> gun laws | |
| <Artless> Oh I see that now nogaemz, she took her own life. | |
| <nogaemz> muh buck o five | |
| <Fujiko> EXCEPT THIS PERSON WAS 39 YEARS OLD, SHES A FUCKING ADULT, SHE COULD BUY A GUN AT ANY AGE THEY WOULD HAVE SET | |
| <nogaemz> you just dont understand you... NAZI | |
| <Fujiko> god i fucking hate morons | |
| <maduin> talks about gun laws are more than just about age :P | |
| <maduin> but | |
| <maduin> if she didnt have anything bad in her history | |
| <nogaemz> for real she can do more jumping squatz than i can | |
| <nogaemz> even if she weighs like 15kgs | |
| <nogaemz> but muh common sense gun laws | |
| <Fujiko> the point im making is, the only thing these had in common was a gun, other than that they arent fucking related in the slightest | |
| <maduin> it was a pistol, right? | |
| <nogaemz> no it was a semi automatic assault pistol | |
| <maduin> thankfully nothing bigger | |
| <nogaemz> am i being rused? | |
| <nogaemz> am i, arent i? | |
| <LarryLongbow> Thats what youtube gets for demonitizing and removing views from hardworking youtubers! | |
| <nogaemz> poor hard working vegan bodybuilders | |
| <nogaemz> oh shit. we need to protect vegan gains, our lovable orc! | |
| <nogaemz> i bet the nra made his dog sick after he gave it a superiour, healthy vegan diet | |
| <nogaemz> -u | |
| <birdo> uuu~ | |
| <Artless> Ladies and gentlemen I have an announcement. videogames. | |
| <nogaemz> nice | |
| <birdo> classic | |
| <LarryLongbow> "For those wondering why she's got green eyes and brighter complexion, this appears to be a photo Nasim herself uploaded onto an old deleted instagram account. Found via a reverse image search" | |
| <LarryLongbow> ah! | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has been facing JARAXXUS for 8h 21min 9sec ;_;. Gutsman played Gutstar hero for 54min 11sec | |
| <nogaemz> !!!!! | |
| <Ghatto> Lupin the 3rd is the best | |
| <Artless> It really is. | |
| <Artless> Have you watched the recent films? | |
| <birdo> back before anime went full anime | |
| <Ghatto> I have not, @Artless | |
| <Ghatto> I watched the old ones | |
| <IronBar> !wisdom | |
| <Artless> They're pretty great. I recommend em Ghatto. | |
| <Ghatto> I'll do it | |
| <Artless> swing yo arms from side to side | |
| <Yadde> nröhuo | |
| <VolumeWork-> Monrig | |
| <nogaemz> moginbg | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> There's no such thing as too much Lùnki livelive! | |
| <birdo> I'll go for any livelive | |
| <VolumeWork-> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> VolumeWork-: Gutsman played Gutstar hero for 54min 11sec, stopped 8h 40min 48sec ago | |
| <LarryLongbow> Did anyone ever play darkseed! | |
| <birdo> You should request it, Larry | |
| <birdo> Who do you think would stream it the best? | |
| <LarryLongbow> Rumia! | |
| <birdo> Rumia does love his games | |
| <IronBar> likes his games spicy | |
| <birdo> Oooh yeah, this is a Rumia game. No one else would even touch this | |
| <birdo> Maybe Soul | |
| <IronBar> !lastplayed g:darkseed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: no match for game :( | |
| <IronBar> I think soul did Phantasmagoria | |
| <IronBar> long ago | |
| <birdo> Time to push hard for darkseed streams | |
| <Artless> I mean Dope did Tex Murphy a couple times didn't he | |
| <Artless> But yes I agree Darkseed is definitely a Rumia game. | |
| <ncn> how is that plane staying still in the air | |
| <Fridafuzz> Either that, or those are some fast clouds | |
| !lastplayed g:Black Mirror | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 334d 10h 31min 42sec ago, Rumia played Black Mirror III for 3h 26min 40sec | |
| <Artless> Certainly been enough time, and Darkseed is a similar candidate if he's interested | |
| <ncn> isn't darkseed the game with h.r. giger stuff | |
| <birdo> yep | |
| <Artless> "I'm a dog" and "I'm hungry" are redundant next to one another | |
| <Fridafuzz> Just like "I'm a dog", and "I love you" | |
| <ncn> OwO | |
| <Artless> dyoooh | |
| !lastplayed g:shantae | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 469d 12h 45min 51sec (1y 104d) ago, GreenMiscreant played Shantae: Half-Genie Hero for 2h 3min 46sec | |
| <Artless> boo. | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <ncn> i feel pressed https://i.redd.it/qijdh98pkrp01.jpg | |
| <Fridafuzz> Made another spider friend | |
| <birdo> I bet that spider is all like "send bobs" | |
| <Fridafuzz> Of course | |
| <Fridafuzz> She's female, but even she can appreciate a nice pair of chesticles | |
| <IronBar> So Skyrim VR apparently has no attack cooldown so you can go full Fist of the North Star | |
| <Yadde> bracing for "flying fists of the not using strap" moves | |
| <Yadde> imagine that | |
| <Yadde> you're just pounding some poor bandit | |
| <Yadde> and suddenly your fists just | |
| <Yadde> fly off | |
| <ncn> like rayman | |
| <Yadde> except these never came back | |
| <Fridafuzz> And you hear a resounding crash and glass tingling | |
| <Fridafuzz> And your priceless chandelier falls to the floor in pieces | |
| <birdo> We've already had one VR death due to a glass table | |
| <Yadde> pop nuggets hang from your asscheek | |
| <Yadde> your parrot flies away | |
| <birdo> Gotta keep these VR junkies in padded cells | |
| <Yadde> poo* | |
| <Ska> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Ska: Gutsman played Gutstar hero for 54min 11sec, stopped 9h 3min 9sec ago | |
| <Yadde> is that guitar or gunstar? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Guitar | |
| <birdo> plastic guitar | |
| <ncn> sitar hero | |
| <Yadde> satir hero | |
| <ncn> stair ero h | |
| <Fridafuzz> Satyr hero, the goat man we all needed | |
| <Ska> feel like a stream? | |
| <Yadde> stray hore | |
| <birdo> yes yes yes | |
| <LarryLongbow> mmmm! | |
| <ncn> eat shit, literally | |
| <Yadde> oh shit | |
| <ncn> REAL NIGGA SHIT | |
| <Yadde> it's Day of the Tentacle 0.5 | |
| <Fridafuzz> When it comes down to it, we all eat pre-shit | |
| <ncn> what the fuck is this berserk reboot https://i.redd.it/0bue3r7z6pp01.jpg | |
| <Fridafuzz> scumm | |
| <ncn> THE NIGGA | |
| <Fridafuzz> Sunglasses kid | |
| <Yadde> Bernard | |
| <Yadde> definetely Bernard | |
| <Yadde> it's canon | |
| <birdo> JEFFFFF | |
| <Fridafuzz> Bernard and Michael | |
| <Yadde> Bernard and Wendy are canon | |
| <Artless> Hi Ska how do | |
| <Yadde> BERNARD | |
| <Yadde> NOT THE NIGGA | |
| <ncn> there was no canon before day of the hentai, fuck canon | |
| <Yadde> THE GLASSES | |
| <birdo> None of these kids are squids | |
| <Artless> Syd is close to squid | |
| <ncn> what about the gnarly metalhead dude | |
| <Yadde> Syd or Michael | |
| <Artless> Michael has best theme | |
| <ncn> MICHAEL FAM | |
| <Yadde> Razor is a punk girl | |
| <Yadde> they do nothing but yell | |
| <ncn> sausage fest ho | |
| <Artless> Razor over michael | |
| <Yadde> everyone is liking michael atleast | |
| <Fridafuzz> Sausage party pls | |
| <ncn> spit roast razor | |
| <Yadde> also need a black distraction | |
| <ncn> ok, spit roast bernard, he a ho | |
| <Fridafuzz> He a cutie twink | |
| <Artless> God look at the quality of this prerendered cutscene | |
| <ncn> bernard looks like markiplier, i hate him already | |
| <AndFergYou> Sup Ska | |
| <Fridafuzz> He does look like Markiplier, you're right | |
| <Artless> BLACK GUYS GETS IT FIRST | |
| <Yadde> I told you | |
| <Yadde> need a black distraction | |
| <Yadde> everything is going as planned | |
| <Fridafuzz> Either a black distraction or a girl slut who just had a sexual encounter. That's bound to get you caught | |
| <AndFergYou> MY ENERGY PLAN | |
| <Fujiko> lol | |
| <IronBar> In a way, it kinda is Rayman already since you only see your hands | |
| <IronBar> whoops I had chat up | |
| <IronBar> But I was talking Skyrim VR | |
| <Yadde> bweee bwooo bweee bwooo | |
| <Fridafuzz> this alarm is triggering me reeeee | |
| <AndFergYou> can't get further on edge | |
| <Yadde> Cos I'm one step closer to the edge | |
| <Fridafuzz> Speaking of edge, I need coffee | |
| <AndFergYou> Nice | |
| <Artless> WR any% | |
| <Fridafuzz> Best ending, congratulatiosns | |
| <AndFergYou> Luckily I was 5.1miles away and am only left with horrible burns | |
| <Artless> Cause the white man always takes black culture and calls it his own | |
| <Fridafuzz> + ovarian cancer | |
| <Yadde> and the black kid goes in first | |
| <ncn> the teeth gap on that nurse holy smokes | |
| <I-H> 10 I have always stood up to wipe. Grab one cheek spread it wide and wipe. Can you spread your cheeks sitting down? I think not. You sitter wipers are nasty fucks that are not getting your whole assholes clean. NO spread, no clean. | |
| <Yadde> I-H pls | |
| <LewishM> hello silly boys | |
| <LewishM> i need a book any recommendations? | |
| <ncn> you can spread while sitting, unless you have a losoperse | |
| <LewishM> im feeling like a fantasy tho | |
| <Yadde> fantasy? | |
| <Yadde> the read the Bible | |
| <LewishM> ive already read the silmarillion Yadde | |
| <Artless> Wow product placement obvious much LucasArts? | |
| <LewishM> but it is good yea | |
| <ncn> Lewish mistborn or stormlight archives if you haven't read them already | |
| <LewishM> I have ncn | |
| <VolumeWork-> LewishM: Witcher series? | |
| <AndFergYou> @@LewishM, The Shadow of what was lost | |
| <Yadde> how about something from the Forgotten Realms? | |
| <LewishM> are they actually good Volume? I hear the author hates the games cause he said they ruin his characters | |
| <AndFergYou> that double @ | |
| <LewishM> so I imagine its much different | |
| <VolumeWork-> Nah they're pretty good. | |
| <VolumeWork-> I recommend them. | |
| <AndFergYou> anyway, Shadow of what was lost is bloody wonderful, feels like it could be a Sanderson book | |
| <LewishM> oh also I still havent read metro 2035 | |
| <LewishM> ill pick that up | |
| <VolumeWork-> Some of the earlier stuff is a bit less professionally written so I don't recommend reading them in chronological order | |
| <VolumeWork-> Start with 'The Last Wish' | |
| <Fridafuzz> Name of the Wind, @LewishM ? | |
| <I-H> wisdom is inevitable Yadde | |
| <AndFergYou> Ye ye ye | |
| <AndFergYou> get on it | |
| <Artless> I put it down after a bit to read Dead Wake but the Goblin Emperor by Katherine Addison was pretty good from what I read of it, LewishM. Otherwise I recommend Gene Wolfe's Latro of the Mist series | |
| <AndFergYou> there's a sequal out as well, with the 3rd later this year | |
| <Fridafuzz> The Lies Of Locke Lamora @LewishM | |
| <Artless> * pretty good pulp | |
| <ncn> gene wolfe, the books of the new sun guy? trippy shit, that | |
| <Artless> Yeah he's great ncn | |
| <LewishM> Damn Metro 2035 aint cheap | |
| <AndFergYou> @Fridafuzz, I've heard good things about Name of the Wind, but also that the author hates finishing his series or something | |
| <LewishM> £14.99 paperback | |
| <LewishM> I wish I could get another epic series like the dark tower | |
| <LewishM> 8 fucking books, 5 of them being T H I C C and I was at the end like | |
| <LewishM> moooore | |
| <Fridafuzz> That's quite true, AndFergYou , still a great book | |
| <Yadde> where's the green tentacle, Ska? | |
| <ncn> up his butt i bet | |
| <Artless> Doesn't Kvoth learn sex techniques from a goddess of lust or something Fridafuzz | |
| <AndFergYou> You read 2nd lot of Mistborn books @LewishM? If not definitely get on them | |
| <AndFergYou> they're some of his best writing imo | |
| <LewishM> if it doesnt have Kelsier | |
| <LewishM> im not reading it | |
| <LewishM> 😠 | |
| <AndFergYou> Well.... | |
| <LewishM> no for real I am gonna read those but I just finished oathbringer | |
| <LewishM> so im not reading sanderson right now | |
| <AndFergYou> Fair call, I'd do same | |
| <LewishM> His writing is good but also quite similar | |
| <AndFergYou> Tentacle gotta piss now Ska | |
| <LewishM> i feel you could read mistborn and stormlight interchangeably | |
| <LewishM> and convince yourself it was one series | |
| <LewishM> hahaha | |
| <LewishM> I mean Kaladin is Kelsier lets not fuck around here | |
| <LewishM> he isnt but he is | |
| <AndFergYou> Does that make Syl Doxton? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Maybe he does, @Artless ... 😉 | |
| <AndFergYou> climb that ladder with chin | |
| <Yadde> oh no not the hamster | |
| <Yadde> it gets frozen in the second game | |
| <LewishM> AndFergYou | |
| <LewishM> whats the name of mistborn 4 | |
| <Artless> Fantasy fiction is so goofy sometimes Fridafuzz. I hear a lot of praise for Name of the wind and Rothfuss in general, but the tidbit I've been told about Kvoth being compelled to sex his way out of everything he can makes me giggle. | |
| <LewishM> is it the alloy of law? | |
| <AndFergYou> Alloy of Law @LewishM | |
| <LewishM> im confused cause its not numbered 4 | |
| <LewishM> everyone else is numbered | |
| <LewishM> ahh I see | |
| <AndFergYou> then Shadows of Self, then Bands of Mourning | |
| <AndFergYou> Also, ALSO, Secret History of Mistborn only to be read after Bands of Mourning | |
| <AndFergYou> because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <Yadde> YOU picked Dave | |
| <LewishM> Ok | |
| <LewishM> thatll do for now | |
| <AndFergYou> Noice | |
| <LewishM> Frida when i finish these 3 give me that recommendation again | |
| <Artless> Seems like some good picks LewishM | |
| <LewishM> that you made earlier :3 | |
| <AndFergYou> I've been thinking of re-reading Darker Shade of Magic | |
| <AndFergYou> some interesting world-hopping London action | |
| <ncn> >buying books look at this bourgeoise scum | |
| <LewishM> Books are the one thing in my life I have never pirated | |
| <LewishM> niggas who pirate ebooks | |
| <LewishM> wew | |
| <Artless> I quite liked it AndFergYou | |
| <LewishM> if youre broke go to a fuckin library | |
| <LewishM> literally legal free books | |
| <ncn> that's what i do, even then i don't have everything available to me | |
| <Fridafuzz> One can definitely praise Name of The Wind for many things, @Artless , particularly the language and the way the story is told. The story is also told "by" Kvothe, a quite arrogant and self-important lovely bastard who might exaggerate things haha | |
| <LewishM> Unreliable narrators the best | |
| <AndFergYou> Like those different angles on 'standard' magic @Artless | |
| <Topso> I have 2 credits on audible, any recommendations you think I would like @LewishM | |
| <LewishM> i love niggas who leave reviews of books with unreliable narrators though and dont understand it | |
| <LewishM> "HE SAID ONE THING BUT THEN IT WASNT TRUE IN ANOTHER CHAPTER PLOTHOLE" | |
| <LewishM> like no lol | |
| <LewishM> he said it wrong cause hes not god | |
| <ncn> "i love niggas" -LewishM, 2018 | |
| <LewishM> i mean I do | |
| <LewishM> @Topso do ya like magic | |
| <Yadde> reading books is for nerds | |
| <Yadde> video games are the real thing | |
| <Topso> yes @LewishM | |
| <ncn> what about video game books | |
| <ncn> or video book games | |
| <AndFergYou> >unreliable narrator >try reading The Vagrant which pretty much doesn't even have a narrator | |
| <Fridafuzz> Which recommendation were you referring too, @LewishM ? "Name of the Wind" or "Lies of Locke Lamora"? | |
| <AndFergYou> What a poor soul, Ska | |
| <Artless> Latro is basically that every chapter. It's presented as the writings of a greek soldier with anterograde amnesia who writes down each day's events with a piece of charcoal stylus, and other people sometimes chime in with their thoughts and interject in his writings to either contradict or correct him LewishM | |
| <LewishM> both @Fridafuzz ill read more than one book at a time | |
| <LewishM> @Topso read warbreaker | |
| <LewishM> it has a character with big boobies and magic | |
| <Topso> sold | |
| <ncn> multiple gals with big bazongas innit | |
| <LewishM> T H I C C LITERATURE TIDDY | |
| <Yadde> Man Ska, all these things I don't know what they do, but still recognise them because I beat the second game | |
| <Yadde> can you go inside the clock? | |
| <AndFergYou> \|/ | |
| <LewishM> Hi Ska, sorry i've been busy talking about gay ass book chat for nerds | |
| <Topso> is it a series @LewishM ? | |
| <Artless> Warbreaker's just the one book | |
| <Topso> Ok good to know 😃 then its perfect for a credit | |
| <birdo> They don't make mansions like they used to | |
| <AndFergYou> time for rip | |
| <LewishM> yes Topso the man speaks true | |
| <LewishM> its a one shot | |
| <Topso> Ok will get it 😃 I trust you | |
| <birdo> But button! | |
| <birdo> It begs to be pressed | |
| <LewishM> >trusting me | |
| <LewishM> oh dear oh dear | |
| <ncn> also i'm reading oathbringer and read warbreaker before it and WHAT THE FUCK | |
| <LewishM> nah it really is a good book, lots of chat have read it | |
| <LewishM> hahaha ncn | |
| <AndFergYou> ^ | |
| <LewishM> dont spoil ;P | |
| <LewishM> but yea shit was cool | |
| <AndFergYou> ncn, I've said it before, i'll say it again, Sanderson is a MADMAN | |
| <birdo> This speedrun | |
| <ncn> maddest of lads | |
| <Artless> Sanderson's pretty good but beware if you find yourself liking his work cause there's like a million fucking books and none of the series are done | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Ską has been playing Maniac Mansion for 40min 15sec | |
| <AndFergYou> ps, that's not the only thing like that ncn | |
| <I-H> is this single player SCP: D-boy simulator? | |
| <Fridafuzz> Snaderson is a writing machine | |
| <Fridafuzz> Pumps out those books | |
| <birdo> 9110 | |
| <Fridafuzz> If anyone's interested in Sanderson's takes on writing, here's a playlist of some university lectures of his on creative writing https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLH3mK1NZn9QqOSj3ObrP3xL8tEJQ12-vL | |
| <IronBar> Also, SGDQ2018 schedule comes out some time today | |
| <AndFergYou> tfw White Sand (Sanderson's Graphic Novel) isn't available anywhere except order online in aus | |
| <AndFergYou> ;-; | |
| <birdo> This game would have kicked my ass as a babby. So much shit to do | |
| <Yadde> wee woo wee woo | |
| <Yadde> dididididi | |
| <Yadde> wee woo wee woo | |
| <AndFergYou> Also, @LewishM, you mentioned about people bad leaving book review without understanding, I looked up reviews for one i really liked, sooo many 1 reviews, combined with so many 4-5 star reviews | |
| <birdo> How many kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? | |
| <AndFergYou> >book has racism themes in it >reviews: BAN THIS BOOK THIS BOOK IS RACIST PROPOGANDA | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <birdo> health drink | |
| <Artless> Gargle it | |
| <Yadde> >radioactive water | |
| <AndFergYou> Where's the option to piss in the pool Ska ? | |
| <Yadde> >"Lemme just put my hand in there" | |
| <ncn> the reactor don't do shit to water | |
| <ncn> except heat it up | |
| <birdo> he loves the bepis | |
| <LewishM> Post yfw swedes cant get delivery times like this | |
| <birdo> aliens a bitch | |
| <AndFergYou> Jesus @LewishM | |
| <AndFergYou> that cost extra? or actually that quick as standard? | |
| <LewishM> I have amazon prime | |
| <birdo> So playing arcade games is how you take over the world? | |
| <AndFergYou> aaah | |
| <LewishM> i think its £1.99 extra for non prime users | |
| <LewishM> to get next day delivery | |
| <LewishM> if these books were already in the UK id have been able to get them today | |
| <LewishM> because I ordered before 10 AM | |
| <LewishM> but alas they are on the mainland | |
| <LewishM> 😦 | |
| <birdo> Dave's pro at that | |
| <Yadde> I still have no idea why that mummy is in these games | |
| <AndFergYou> oh also @LewishM, forgot to mention, but Shadow of what was lost is as thick as Oathbringer | |
| <AndFergYou> enjot | |
| <AndFergYou> y | |
| <LewishM> T H I C C | |
| <birdo> That's how I ladder | |
| <AndFergYou> SHE'S LOOSE | |
| <Yadde> 3621 | |
| <birdo> She wants that dark chocolate | |
| <Artless> man just look at how Michael walks vs Bernard | |
| <Artless> Chad stride all over the joint, listen to that beat | |
| <birdo> what a slut | |
| <ncn> that jingle, hmmm | |
| <Yadde> that super mario chime | |
| <birdo> 8640 | |
| <Fridafuzz> I made the tiniest snowman outside my window | |
| <Artless> >light's still on | |
| <Artless> Nice job Michael | |
| <Yadde> Did they develope personalities? | |
| <birdo> It's like when you plug your phone into your tablet | |
| <Artless> Oh so why is the wall BLUE then Ska | |
| <AndFergYou> :3 @Fridafuzz | |
| <Artless> Man darkrooms are rad. Red lights, toxic chemicals, heavy apparatuses | |
| <Yadde> tentacle monsters | |
| <birdo> I'M READY | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <Artless> Ah no one cared about Dave anyway, not even Sandy | |
| <birdo> Anyone who microwaves water for tea deserves to die anyway | |
| <LewishM> man I had a direct mirror match up in DBFZ last night | |
| <LewishM> all 3 chars the same | |
| <LewishM> never had that before because I dont play the meta teams | |
| <LewishM> also I beat him 3-1 :3 | |
| <LewishM> Ska how is your DBFZ practice coming along | |
| <LewishM> do ya like FRIEZA | |
| <birdo> That Tesla | |
| <Yadde> and then Bernard scored | |
| <AndFergYou> ha ha ha ha ha | |
| <Artless> We truly were... a Maniac Mansion. | |
| <Yadde> Time for Day of the Tentacle, Ska | |
| <birdo> He turned into a mech after defeating the mob boss | |
| <Yadde> thanks Ska | |
| <Artless> Thanks Ska! | |
| <ncn> thansk ska | |
| <Lunki> thanks ska | |
| <birdo> Thanks for the great stream, Ska. That was fun | |
| <AndFergYou> Thanks heaps Ska | |
| <birdo> Ooooh stream into a stream | |
| <AndFergYou> and welcome | |
| <AndFergYou> freezer Frieza frozen | |
| <Yadde> oh, I-H | |
| <Yadde> you going to health jam? | |
| <LewishM> Oh man dargon ballz | |
| <birdo> freezer pronouns? | |
| <LewishM> Play frieza ska | |
| <Topso> good I put ska into my browser | |
| <birdo> Anime jogging circle simulator | |
| <LewishM> play bardock | |
| <LewishM> play bardock | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Play nothing but gokus | |
| <LewishM> look at this tryhard team | |
| <LewishM> Adult Gohan and SS1 vegeta are both in the top tier | |
| <Topso> when lewish vs ska showdown? | |
| <LewishM> Goku is alright | |
| <birdo> basic bitches are tryhard pros in this crazy mixed up world | |
| <LewishM> I been doing Bardock, SS1 vegeta and Frieza | |
| <LewishM> its a good team (but not really) | |
| <LewishM> I feel like I dont deserve to win as much as I do in this game | |
| <LewishM> cause massive combos seem to do as much damage as small ones | |
| <LewishM> Golden frieza can do one 3 ki bar combo | |
| <LewishM> its like 5 button presses | |
| <LewishM> for 7K damage | |
| <LewishM> its so stupid | |
| <LewishM> FLEX ON A NIGGA | |
| <LewishM> just use the vegeta assist to extend the combo after the second crazy legs | |
| <I-H> Yadde when is health jam? | |
| <I-H> I guess I should know this but | |
| <LewishM> I had to change the game into english since I got bardock | |
| <Yadde> 27-29 this month | |
| <birdo> building up those combos | |
| <Yadde> I-H http://www.gamesforhealth.fi/removing-the-mist-health-game-jam | |
| <I-H> hmm, probably | |
| <I-H> might be a cool idea | |
| <LewishM> ill fite you ska :3 | |
| <birdo> basic combos as far as the eye can see | |
| <LewishM> only 19 frame delay | |
| <LewishM> KA (waiting for opponent connection) ME (waiting for opponent connection) HA (waiting for opponent connection) ME (waiting for opponent connection) HA | |
| <LewishM> I think its still that way where you need the same steam download region | |
| <LewishM> to connect | |
| <LewishM> so id have to like change my steam to CALIFORNIA | |
| <I-H> how RACIST | |
| <Yadde> if I-H comes to the jam, then he can do his own game, and then use the rest of the jam to fix our game | |
| <birdo> Africans can't play games | |
| <LewishM> What is your steam download region ska? | |
| <Green> You're a rich boy with a career, you can afford good connection, Lewlew | |
| <LewishM> ok | |
| <LewishM> ill join that | |
| <LewishM> pick a server you can choose | |
| <LewishM> this doesnt need to be lag free anyway | |
| <I-H> FUCK MEXICO | |
| <LewishM> oh..ok | |
| <LewishM> hi ghatto | |
| <birdo> ONE MORE TIME | |
| <Green> Did Lewlew's job get stolen by a Mexican? | |
| <LewishM> Hahaha ska there are 3 people in this lobby | |
| <birdo> fiddy | |
| <AndFergYou> ok | |
| <AndFergYou> okay | |
| <I-H> >play with Gohan | |
| <I-H> YOU SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH FOOD | |
| <LewishM> Man | |
| <LewishM> you think 10 frames aint much | |
| <LewishM> then you press a buttona nd get caught in a super | |
| <LewishM> my winrate | |
| <LewishM> fuck sake hahahahah | |
| <AndFergYou> COUNTER | |
| <AndFergYou> COUNTER | |
| <AndFergYou> everything is *teleports behind you* | |
| <AndFergYou> DAD TIME | |
| <AndFergYou> THE BATLTE OF THE ULTIMATE DADS | |
| <AndFergYou> WHO'S THE BETTER FATHER | |
| <LewishM> man I do not recover fast enough in this game | |
| <LewishM> i sit eating blue combos | |
| <LewishM> nah i do it in normal conditions too | |
| <LewishM> hahah | |
| <LewishM> Ok i can do one more then I really should go back to work | |
| !forums | |
| <AndFergYou> mid combo spark | |
| <LewishM> hahaha damn | |
| <LewishM> gg ska thanks | |
| <LewishM> hahahah but it has frieza | |
| <Qipz> mornign | |
| <Qipz> @LewishM how's london treating you | |
| <AndFergYou> Sup @Qipz | |
| <LewishM> its good qipz | |
| <LewishM> lots of stuff to do | |
| <LewishM> i saw some dinosaurs | |
| <Qipz> aw man | |
| <Qipz> I just poured my hot water for tea on my cornflakes | |
| <birdo> Good start | |
| <Ilga> teaflakes | |
| <Qipz> oh egads, my cornflakes are ruined | |
| <LewishM> I mean just put hot milk on em now | |
| <LewishM> youll never know the difference | |
| <Ilga> just make it tea | |
| <birdo> mash up the flakes and boom you have some porridge | |
| <Qipz> but what if I were to heat my milk and disguise it as my own idea | |
| <Qipz> ho ho ho | |
| <Qipz> delightfully devilish, Qipz | |
| <birdo> I'm going to devishily punch your ass you steamed hamjob | |
| <LewishM> Sparkhan | |
| <LewishM> vegetas overhead fucks me up more than it helps me | |
| <LewishM> its so awkward | |
| <LewishM> Do the raw final flash | |
| <LewishM> It could have worked :p | |
| <AndFergYou> UUUUUuuuuu | |
| <AndFergYou> Poor pink lady | |
| <birdo> Doh I missed | |
| <LewishM> that was a lovely finish ska | |
| <LewishM> spahkingu blast | |
| <LewishM> I like when you play against someone who has ACED the combos on one character | |
| <LewishM> but if you kill them he sits and does auto combos on the other 2 | |
| <LewishM> I still cant get over how pretty this game is | |
| <LewishM> yep | |
| <LewishM> i hate how once you are on the defensive waiting for an opening is such a pain | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Tfw got streaming fever | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I want to go home and stream more Freddie effect | |
| <AndFergYou> time to ea,t thanks for the stream if done before back Ska | |
| <LewishM> Remember to sleep ska | |
| <LewishM> dont stay up all morning | |
| <AndFergYou> that hard starting kick | |
| <I-H> angery | |
| <AndFergYou> Man, Danganronpa is fun(?) but feel like gotta spend a day on it rather than an hour here and there | |
| <AndFergYou> especially when leave off at 'free time' | |
| <AndFergYou> only 3 cases in but it's fuckery alright | |
| <AndFergYou> It's an odd game, because i THINK I'm having fun but the story has so much nofun feeling it's infectous | |
| <AndFergYou> I think part of my problem with it is scouring the school re-clicking on everything every new thing searching for coins | |
| <AndFergYou> that slight outranged of your punches | |
| <AndFergYou> there was a moment when you tried to start the combo and he was 2cm too far | |
| <AndFergYou> For some reason being reminded of Persona4 Arena, and coming across Kanji's who would throw every 2 moves | |
| <AndFergYou> and they would hit every time | |
| <AndFergYou> damn | |
| <AndFergYou> that | |
| <AndFergYou> move | |
| <Torse> morns | |
| <AndFergYou> Sup Torse | |
| <AndFergYou> Thanks heaps Ska | |
| <Qipz> @Green that maddox lanDUI rap hahahahaa | |
| <AndFergYou> Thanks again Ska | |
| <AndFergYou> Good watch, bit of dispair, bit of not | |
| <AndFergYou> *despair | |
| <LewishM> @Juize did ya try bardock or broly yet | |
| <I-H> thanks for games Ska | |
| <Nutblox> qi | |
| <Nutblox> @Qipz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tVaMxyvjXA egads | |
| <Qipz> haha yeah | |
| <LewishM> Qipz | |
| <LewishM> we should watch new Limmy together | |
| <LewishM> when it airs | |
| <Qipz> yes | |
| <Qipz> whens that | |
| <LewishM> Tomorrow | |
| <Nutblox> will he be dressed up most of the show | |
| <Nutblox> or are we going full nude | |
| <Qipz> him? idk | |
| <Qipz> me? oh I know | |
| <Qipz> elex was nice | |
| <DerSandmann> fucking onions | |
| <ncn> hurst lots innit | |
| <DerSandmann> whats sum gud free hosting | |
| <DerSandmann> for file | |
| <Yadde> dropbox | |
| <Yadde> mediafire | |
| <DerSandmann> any like catbox.moe that aren't shite | |
| <Yadde> I don't even know what that is | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Dropbox | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Even google drives are pretty gud | |
| <DerSandmann> oh forgot about mixtape | |
| <Yadde> I usually use dropbox to share files that I don't mean to be publicly available for long periods | |
| <DerSandmann> why the fuck does dropbox need my god damn contacts | |
| <Yadde> dunno | |
| <DerSandmann> I told it to go fuck itself | |
| <plaaplaa> maximilian pls 8) | |
| <DerSandmann> looks like I had an account anyway | |
| <DerSandmann> only thing on there was some hyperlewd shit | |
| <Yadde> share? | |
| <plaaplaa> how lewd | |
| <plaaplaa> prove it | |
| <Nutblox> so lewd you'll become dersandmann if you get exposed to it | |
| <Nutblox> so, consider it carefully | |
| <DerSandmann> this is what I originally wanted | |
| <DerSandmann> not lewd | |
| <DerSandmann> kind of onions | |
| <DerSandmann> also jesus christ dropbox became cancer too | |
| <Yadde> everything is cancer | |
| <Yadde> but I occasionally use it because it can still do what I need it to do | |
| <Nutblox> son, even your cancer has cancer | |
| <plaaplaa> kaikki on paskaa | |
| <plaaplaa> paitsi kusi | |
| <Yadde> kuspaskaa | |
| <ncn> muskbox when | |
| <plaaplaa> piggu | |
| <BANKSY> tfw no fat assed gf to look after pigs with | |
| <Ramstrong> lo | |
| <AndFergYou> Ey | |
| <Ramstrong> lmao | |
| <LewishM> Banksy with the jungle fever | |
| <Yadde> roflmaowmc | |
| <DerSandmann> I wonder how warm temperature Japan will be in Summer http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1521959735250.webm | |
| <plaaplaa> white piggu go home | |
| <DerSandmann> swedish jokes http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522799360694.webm | |
| <VolumeWork-> >girl starts getting ugly gut >guy complains about it >girl posts it on instagram >everyone supports her and tells her to break up with him >she does | |
| <VolumeWork-> RIP | |
| <VolumeWork-> semi nsfw | |
| <nogaemz> wow lucky man | |
| <VolumeWork-> why can't people keep their relationships private/between friends? I don't get sharing personal shit on public media | |
| <AndFergYou> Do you think they'll put Aniki in the next Yakuza game as a tribute? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Morning dopechat | |
| <VolumeWork-> Mignorn Ghatto_Works | |
| <AndFergYou> Sup Ghatto_Works | |
| <nogaemz> i funno man, if you get with a vacuous, problematic ig whore, you know what you are in for. | |
| <nogaemz> she literally needs strangers to validate her, she's going to do it | |
| <Ghatto_Works> DerSandmann legit afaik it can get hot, not Tacoland hot but they can reach 30 - 35 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Add the fact that their climate is humid because >surrounded by sea | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And judging by your video i approve of that dress code for summer | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ahoy VolumeWork-, AndFergYou | |
| <LarryLongbow> shes pretty hot! | |
| <ncn> too bad she doesn't have nipples | |
| <LarryLongbow> beer gut is no bubble gut though! | |
| <DerSandmann> she doesn't have nipples? | |
| <ncn> sorry, i was referencing the nip | |
| <DerSandmann> doesn't have nipples? | |
| <DerSandmann> wut | |
| <LarryLongbow> haha! | |
| <LarryLongbow> begoniabols dream man! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> WWESkaPromo.webm | |
| <Ghatto_Works> The horse video i mean | |
| <LarryLongbow> the loser pays! | |
| <DerSandmann> baer http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522831486831.webm | |
| <plaaplaa> LarryLongbow but photoshop isn't sentient, it doesn't know anything | |
| <ncn> that's what they want you to think | |
| <I-H> is farcry 5 the worse details LarryLongbow? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Bajingo | |
| <nogaemz> wow fc5 is pretty radically nerfed | |
| <nogaemz> fuck i hate the explosions reeeeeeeeee | |
| <LarryLongbow> I think farcry2 seems better detailed in some ways! I-H | |
| <Lunki> >pirating todd's newest old game again | |
| <Lunki> somebody lock me up! | |
| <nogaemz> you madman | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> BUY | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> HIS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> GAME | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Today i learned: My Japanese is rusty as fug... | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I need to re-visit my books and learn the basics again, jesus | |
| <VolumeWork-> watashi wa rusotee asu fuckuru | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Haha | |
| <begoniabol> hey all | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ahoy begoniabol | |
| <VolumeWork-> hi begoniabol | |
| <begoniabol> hey Ghatto_Works and Volume- | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @LordVysh your image made me remember this https://i.imgur.com/FSYp9y8.jpg | |
| <Lunki> gotta love how jewish bethesda is tho, you can literally just use skyrim special edition and download 140 mb VR files and drop them into the game folder and it works | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also, universal truth https://i.imgur.com/2MI3bEM.jpg | |
| <begoniabol> haha | |
| <Nutblox> that video makes far cry 2 look cool tbh | |
| <DerSandmann_> wait | |
| <DerSandmann_> who am I | |
| <DerSandmann_> fuck | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/eiGZlXh2TGU http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522107883845.webm | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also, never forget https://i.imgur.com/pKXUHjq.jpg | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Look at that delicious piece of bacon, plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto_Works which one 8) | |
| <Ghatto_Works> The pig, my lad | |
| <AndFergYou> Rightuo, have a goooood day chat | |
| <Ghatto_Works> You can take that girl, i'll take the pig | |
| <AndFergYou> o7 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> o7 | |
| <begoniabol> all that cleaning plaaplaa | |
| <C-Runner> morning chat | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ahoy C-Runner | |
| <plaaplaa> Cutie-Runner | |
| <begoniabol> why are you sending me your porn plaaplaa | |
| <Nutblox> in finnish egg (muna) is dick, ghatto_works | |
| <Ghatto_Works> What a world | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol it's just a piggu bellyrub, stop being lewd | |
| <begoniabol> you send me a huge ass | |
| <begoniabol> youre the lewd one | |
| <C-Runner> I can't get over slut = end/finish | |
| <LordVysh> Send to me an ass. | |
| <Yadde> Ghatto_Works https://media.riemurasia.net/albumit/m17501/runkkarirasmus.JPG | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Here @LordVysh https://misanimales.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/burro.jpg | |
| <Yadde> "Good day. Sorry I had an egg(dick) in my hand" | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol here's a small ass https://youtu.be/a-tn9blvGOc | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahaha Yadde | |
| <LordVysh> Thank you Ghatto. | |
| <begoniabol> fierce as fuck plaaplaa | |
| <LordVysh> Now I can till the fields. | |
| <ncn> may i ride your ass | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol would you have a tiny donkey as a pet | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I won't | |
| <begoniabol> if i had space, yes plaaplaa | |
| <begoniabol> i love donkeys | |
| <begoniabol> hellocat IronBar | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Grandpa has 4 and they are stubborn and annoying as fug | |
| <ncn> donkeys have bigger dongers than horses | |
| <Ghatto_Works> They do | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Word 'round the office is you have a donkey long dick | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I do | |
| <Yadde> I turn around for one second | |
| <Yadde> and the topic revolves around animal dicks | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Business as usual, Yadde | |
| <ncn> we could talk about truck girl dicks again | |
| <plaaplaa> Yadde breaks his silence as soon as people start talking about animal dicks | |
| <plaaplaa> REALLY MAKES YOU THINK | |
| <Yadde> I was busy streaming for bots plaaplaa | |
| <ncn> we're talking about his brethren after all | |
| <ncn> since yabbe is a dick | |
| <Yadde> man | |
| <Yadde> my wrists hurt now | |
| <Yadde> I really should use the table while playing with the keyboard only | |
| <KingofEngland> have you got bruises on your wrists | |
| <Nutblox> what's the minimal size acceptable of girl's dick ncn | |
| <ncn> bigger than your own | |
| <Nutblox> that's gonna be tough | |
| <ncn> don't laud yourself | |
| <Nutblox> i'm not | |
| <Nutblox> :v) | |
| <I-H> >not looping | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Far cry 2 is great | |
| <I-H> :( | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Albeit a bit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Jank | |
| <Qipz> talking about far cry | |
| <Nutblox> not as relaxing as skyrim on switch is gonna be, i assume | |
| <Nutblox> are you flying a drone | |
| <Nutblox> coz that's what i initially thought was happening | |
| <C-Runner> they are shooting your bear! | |
| <C-Runner> how does a moose sounds like? | |
| <C-Runner> like the rocky and bullwinkle show? | |
| <ncn> a moose ran by my dad when he was jogging, they don't make noise other than the earthshaking stomping | |
| <ncn> moosen be big | |
| <Yadde> did someone say rocky and bullwinkle? https://youtu.be/aEtU-s4S3rM?t=5 | |
| <C-Runner> these forests are way too crowned | |
| <C-Runner> can't you have 2 bears? cheeseburger and big mac? | |
| <Yadde> hello Qipz | |
| <Yadde> hows Skyrim without guns with guns? | |
| <ncn> take kalo with you | |
| <Yadde> I don't think you took enough stuff in your mouth | |
| <Yadde> I could still hear your muffle | |
| <Nutblox> why does he climb the mountain | |
| <C-Runner> that's not how climbing works | |
| <Yadde> to hug the mountain | |
| <Yadde> to envelope | |
| <Yadde> the mountain | |
| <Nutblox> i read a manga about climbing mountains and it's pictured just as shatner said | |
| <Nutblox> full autismo mango | |
| <Yadde> Qipz | |
| <Yadde> did you know there's a bear chasing you? | |
| <Yadde> and he tried to eat you | |
| <Nutblox> last time i saw a pet bear was in wow with my hunter | |
| <C-Runner> I tried to read it too nutblox, I dropped it after the school part | |
| <C-Runner> grenade | |
| <Yadde> rocket jump | |
| <Nutblox> the next arc is decent | |
| <ncn> what mango is about climbing mountains | |
| <ncn> ninja kids? | |
| <Nutblox> kokou no hito | |
| <C-Runner> that | |
| <Nutblox> the art is cool | |
| <Nutblox> i've seen this spot in GTA V | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ruh roh | |
| <ncn> look at that fucking monkey | |
| <ncn> next to obama | |
| <Nutblox> >finish quest >I KNOW YOU | |
| <Yadde> hands to yourself, sneak thief | |
| <Yadde> yes | |
| <Yadde> it's how all the guards know you're a thief even though you've never got caught | |
| <Yadde> they don't see you sneaking | |
| <C-Runner> it's how we know we are living a dystopia | |
| <Yadde> you're just walking on the street and bumb to someone | |
| <C-Runner> NO FREEDOM TO SNEAK AROUND | |
| <Yadde> I don't sneak around though | |
| <Yadde> I snake around | |
| <Nutblox> play the video again | |
| <Nutblox> let's analyze the footage | |
| <Yadde> you've been hit by the arrow stealing bear | |
| <C-Runner> this is like that LOST episode with the disappearing bear | |
| <C-Runner> HAHAHAHAHAHA | |
| <Nutblox> haha | |
| <Yadde> hahahaha | |
| <Yadde> oh god | |
| <Yadde> my sides | |
| <Yadde> it's like those russian videos with people doing a bellflop on the ice | |
| <C-Runner> head first | |
| <ncn> dick first then | |
| <C-Runner> safety first Qipz, are you wearing a helmet | |
| <Nutblox> pff | |
| <ncn> inb4 unused perks that reduce fall damage | |
| <C-Runner> well, not in the combat section! | |
| <ncn> sir bearington | |
| <C-Runner> Sir Bearington | |
| <C-Runner> that makes you the butler | |
| <Nutblox> full panic mode | |
| <ncn> ssh, a wabbit | |
| <ncn> what a nimrod | |
| <ncn> can't you bathe in bear piss and make them all your friends | |
| <C-Runner> is your bear also flying? | |
| <ncn> get cheeseburger a wingsuit so you'll ahve bear force one | |
| <Nutblox> wingmansuit | |
| <C-Runner> no, she hit the deer | |
| <C-Runner> you do not know the way | |
| <Boomer> :ugandanknuckles: | |
| <VolumeWork-> :youdon'tknowthewaymeme.jpg: | |
| <C-Runner> was that winnieh? | |
| <ncn> ugan dank nuckles | |
| <Nutblox> :vd | |
| <C-Runner> CLING TO LIFE | |
| <Nutblox> gravity is the biggest enemy | |
| <ncn> bear gave you the L I C C of life | |
| <C-Runner> perfect landing | |
| <C-Runner> hahahaha | |
| <Nutblox> hahahah | |
| <ncn> fucking redneck engineering | |
| <C-Runner> ork tier | |
| <Nutblox> took off like a space rocket | |
| <Ghatto_Works> If it is stupid but it works then it ain't stupid | |
| <ncn> door is closed i just locket | |
| <LewishM> Star wars episode 8 sucks dick | |
| <LewishM> jesus | |
| <Nutblox> they stopped making star wars after ep VI | |
| <Nutblox> lucas died shortly afterwards | |
| <Yadde> so that means there's 6 good star wars episodes | |
| <Yadde> right? | |
| <Nutblox> yes | |
| <C-Runner> well, there is nothing before 4 too | |
| <ncn> A DANK MENACE | |
| <C-Runner> so really, 3 good episode | |
| <Nutblox> dat kartongi paper | |
| <Nutblox> you never wanted to pilot the millenium falcon punch kips? | |
| <LewishM> i think the prequels are fun if not as good as 4-6 | |
| <LewishM> and 7 was alright | |
| <LewishM> but 8 is just | |
| <LewishM> what the fuck am I watching | |
| <C-Runner> what is happening | |
| <ncn> 8 is just a big middle finger to all head canon | |
| <Boomer> >critikal made an SCP video | |
| <ncn> a big middle finger in general, really | |
| <maduin> Boomer, link | |
| <Boomer> Lazy cunt | |
| <Nutblox> ncn u got lynched | |
| <ncn> what happen | |
| <Nutblox> deconstruction is the highest art form | |
| <C-Runner> so you need a gasmask or something to approach the mansion? | |
| <Boomer> Oh he's playing some awful version of the not even real SCP game | |
| <Boomer> What a boozled | |
| <Nutblox> is the bear a replacement for seaqcmber, kips | |
| <C-Runner> reminds me of the sound of music | |
| <Nutblox> atleast you get more liccs | |
| <Nutblox> i want a co-op game where the other is a bear | |
| <Nutblox> he's alien | |
| <Nutblox> studying human world | |
| <maduin> Qipz: https://www.facebook.com/boredpanda/videos/10156600625874252/?hc_ref=ARQGCTeTUoafh6D2EGwAKYCH206Z1sC5GN9DcDXlTRVkS9wXrsY6bnAOHTvbQi7MR4U&fref=gs&dti=145820911532&hc_location=group | |
| <Murgasmos> fugg | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Parrot pls | |
| <plaaplaa> birb | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Boomer it's the unity version of containment breach | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ- | |
| <maduin> this SCP game critikal played sucks | |
| <C-Runner> cheers Qipz | |
| <ncn> thansk qipz | |
| <IronBar> Dad of War is out in two weeks | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Danke Qipz | |
| <IronBar> KH3 release date at E3 this year maybe??? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> HL3 release date at E3 this year maybe??? | |
| <IronBar> Artifact 2 | |
| <ncn> half-life 2 battle royale comfirmed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Wouldn't be surprised | |
| <Yadde> Gaben's royal deathmatch | |
| <Nephtunh> tfw ur done with everyones shit | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> The world would be a better place if only àrch would stream. | |
| <IronBar> TwitterBot sure likes them a strms | |
| <Ghatto_Works> But sometimes it is very picky | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Or passive-agressive | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >when your manager won't get off the fucking phone and talk to you about this one problem you need done | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >but you finished 10 minutes ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Haha MEMES | |
| <Nephtunh> memes are for nerds | |
| <Nephtunh> theatre | |
| <maduin> movie theatre! | |
| <Yadde> I'm board | |
| <Yadde> what do? | |
| <maduin> strm | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish_liver> Streamer: | Game: | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <begoniabol> so old but beautiful IronBar | |
| <Yadde> strm what? | |
| <Green> >Qipz can only join Dopecon on one date | |
| <Green> Ok, date is et | |
| <Green> ezpz | |
| <Qipz> workspace with normies limits my vaca days a lot 😦 | |
| <Green> kill normies | |
| <Lunki> how about Qipzcon | |
| <Green> Party at Qipz's | |
| <Lunki> attendees: Qipz | |
| <Qipz> 😦 | |
| <Nephtunh> even qipz wouldnt attend his own con | |
| <Qipz> not a big fan on the guy | |
| <Green> Every day is qipzcon at qipzhouse | |
| <Green> Youg et bored quick if you live there | |
| <ncn> what a sausagefest | |
| <arch> Ghatto_Works: rusty as mothers sex https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/tP1o92j7/image.png | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >rusty from mothers | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >rusty as sex | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fucking hell | |
| <Qipz> language! ghatto | |
| <Nadel> >rusty as sex https://i.imgur.com/rw8jY2o.png | |
| <Fitnig> iirrrrrr | |
| <Yadde> who's up for an Ur-Quan melee match? | |
| <Yadde> playing against bots is fun only for so long | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> defend yourself! | |
| <Nadel> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> When was the last time you went outside? | |
| <Nadel> fuck off TwitterBot it's warm and sunny outside I ain't going out into such horror | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> i would take the batmancar! | |
| <ncn> more dry fart | |
| <ncn> >looks up all the shit >complains about short game length | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Fart cart five | |
| <Ramstrong> fart | |
| <LewishM> I'll go to dopecon if it's held the weekend qipz can go | |
| <Slowcat> !larry | |
| <Ezid> play! | |
| <Slowcat> wow | |
| <Green> Óh hell yeah | |
| <Green> Now we HAVE to do it that weekend | |
| <IronBar> I'll go if someone pays for me :) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >when you plan to play far cry 2 on stream but then crowbat makes a video about it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> now i'll look like a fucking memer | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> fug | |
| <Slowcat> 7 kills ? | |
| <Lunki> so no change then guts :)) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew lad wew | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> how about you think before you type ok | |
| <Green> He thought about it | |
| <Green> very clever joke | |
| <Green> Appreciate | |
| <Yadde> you could say | |
| <Yadde> he had the GUTS to do it | |
| <nogaems_> hueeeeee | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <Slowcat> 14 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> kys | |
| <Slowcat> you burnt the whole forest Qipz , no animals left | |
| <Slowcat> what can you do with silver bars | |
| <Slowcat> haha ductape | |
| <Slowcat> ahh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> fuckin MEME | |
| <Slowcat> Gorillaz - Qipz with guns | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <Ramstrong> gonna play streets of rogue if anyone wants to join, game name is bawbag and the password is dope | |
| <Green> Breaking of character to laugh like a retard is the funniest thing | |
| <Slowcat> some... | |
| <Green> Fuck you Slowcat | |
| <Dopefish_liver> some? | |
| <LarryLongbow> If you roll down the hill will you break your neck! | |
| <Nutblox> dammit mcree smoking is bad for your health | |
| <IronBar> urlo | |
| <ncn> not enough lesbians 0/5 | |
| <ncn> better yet, don't use that filth | |
| <Dopefish_liver> !LASTPLAYED RUMIA | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DOPEFISH_LIVER: 2D 1H 25MIN 24SEC AGO, RUMIA PLAYED ULTIMA VII: THE BLACK GATE FOR 2H 30MIN 46SEC | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> CAPS LOCK | |
| <maduin> caps cock ;) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> No adam_ak | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dropped | |
| <Nadel> now where could my pipe be | |
| <Yadde> atleast Jon doesn't have a silly mustache | |
| <ncn> where tube | |
| <Slowcat> beavers | |
| <ncn> dam son, how'd you build this | |
| <IronBar> Young beavers should be called dam sons | |
| <maduin> Has anyone tried that Twitch Desktop App? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wtf | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hasn't unlocked rye | |
| <Yadde> a HIND-D | |
| <Slowcat> birb | |
| <Yadde> YES | |
| <ncn> >eating with mic on REEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| <Yadde> I know that feeling though Qipz | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this tbh | |
| <IronBar> ncn you uncultured heathen, it's social eating ASMR | |
| <Yadde> I sometimes want something just to eat and swallow | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I mute my mic if i eat when I stream | |
| <Yadde> like I'm not hungry | |
| <Slowcat> ohno | |
| <Yadde> and I don't really care about the taste | |
| !forums | |
| <ncn> fuck off, it ain't ASMR unless you're a loli sucking my earlobe | |
| <IronBar> [DEAFENING LIPSMACK] | |
| <Yadde> I just want something in my mouth that I can swallow | |
| <Yadde> inb4 dickjokes | |
| <LarryLongbow> Eagle for freedom! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dick joke | |
| <LarryLongbow> Can you die by jumping into the propeller! | |
| <Yadde> "fuck off, this is my finhing spot" | |
| <Yadde> fishing* | |
| <Yadde> Yaddlefish | |
| <Slowcat> gg | |
| <Yadde> those skins look pretty alive Qipz | |
| <Yadde> I think you forgot to kill them before skinning them | |
| <Slowcat> wonkled | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I mean you're using a slingshot with an arrow | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you fucking kid | |
| <Yadde> who's fucking a kid? | |
| <Boomer> maduin twitch desktop is just a discord clone/the old Curse app repurposed | |
| <Boomer> But with twitch integration and a store front | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> use your binos Qipz | |
| <maduin> Boomer: I got Prime and free games so I was wondering if its worth it | |
| <Yadde> and it's a way to make people not use adblock on twitch streams, Boomer | |
| <Boomer> I mean it doesn't cost anything and you have to use it to get your games | |
| <Boomer> It was just a prank bro | |
| <maduin> lol | |
| <Slowcat> !larry | |
| <Ezid> jump onto the pony! | |
| <Boomer> "Trump isn't actually that dumb he's just playing 4d chess" | |
| <Slowcat> HEAL | |
| <Slowcat> nice | |
| <Yadde> REEEEEEEEEEEEgenerating health | |
| <IronBar> so real | |
| <maduin> Boomer: "It was just a joke, bro! I never TRULY trusted him" | |
| <Slowcat> well done Qipz | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Wew Qipz you a real fuckin | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> chink | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> actually Qipz wanna coop, i'm done in this area so I can help out | |
| <Slowcat> hahah | |
| <Nadel> joker's mum caught on gotham-looks http://nyc-looks.com/post/172536054060/elizabeth-76-im-wearing-rain-boots-that-i | |
| <Boomer> >Elizabeth, 26" | |
| <Boomer> Damn | |
| <Nutblox> seems like a fun lady | |
| <Boomer> She's packing | |
| <JDA> maybe she's a gnome | |
| <Boomer> Gnot a gnelf | |
| <Boomer> Fuck that video | |
| <Boomer> Now you have to have it in your head too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4 | |
| <LarryLongbow> Whats hidden in those barrels I wonder! | |
| <LarryLongbow> the blue ones! | |
| <ncn> nico nico nii~ | |
| <LarryLongbow> NiiiiiI! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Being able to see through walls like you can is quite a superpower! | |
| <LarryLongbow> if you jump onto the propeller while its still and then it starts spinning, is it possible to stay on the propeller! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Are there any Lugers in this game! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Do a barrelroll! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> OH SHIT, NIGGA | |
| <Ghatto_Works> My fight stick just arrived at home | |
| <Ghatto_Works> \o/ | |
| <LewishM> guys to get to dopecon | |
| <LewishM> is it normal to fly to copenhagen? | |
| <LewishM> thats all i can find | |
| <Boomer> Yeah | |
| <LewishM> is that closest? | |
| <Boomer> Probably | |
| <LewishM> i see | |
| <Boomer> It sounds about right | |
| <LarryLongbow> What is a fightstick! Ghatto_Works | |
| <Ghatto_Works> An arcade stick controller, LarryLongbow | |
| <strogg> is the airport in copenhagen big?? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Usually employed in fighting games | |
| <Boomer> I would imagine so since it's their capital | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh! I thought it was a fighting stick you fight criminals with! | |
| <LarryLongbow> yea but a long stick! like a walking stick! think Gandalf! | |
| <LarryLongbow> I remember it! | |
| <LarryLongbow> magic! | |
| <LarryLongbow> they ruined the plane! | |
| <Slowcat> rip | |
| <Boomer> How to make anime >make a normal cartoon >make it look really shitty | |
| <LarryLongbow> The only cartoon that matters! | |
| <ncn> they had the sex | |
| <BANKSY> lol boo | |
| <BANKSY> boomer | |
| <BANKSY> fuck | |
| <LarryLongbow> beer belly! | |
| <BANKSY> I still havent got used to this | |
| <ncn> i don't like eating on stream | |
| <Boomer> Just do @ boomer | |
| <LarryLongbow> its annoying that theres no fastcommand for that! @Boomer | |
| <Boomer> Yeah but at least the Discord crew came back to chat for the most part! | |
| <Volume-> I wonder if it's worth making a script to smart @notify people | |
| <strogg> Slowcat: good evening | |
| <Slowcat> ey strogg | |
| <Volume-> Cant think of anything that's useful off the top of my head but I'm sure there's something to make it easier for IRC people to ping Discord ppl | |
| <strogg> Volume-: I think it would be worth it, it would be great if you could do that | |
| <Volume-> Kay give me some time to think of a good way to implement it and I'll do it | |
| <Volume-> My PCs always on anyways | |
| <strogg> thnk you for looking into it | |
| <Boomer> What | |
| <Boomer> It does @ notify people volume | |
| <Venec> evening | |
| <Volume-> Only if you type @Boomer, which isnt as easy to do as Bo[tab] | |
| <Boomer> Just keep in memory the names you've seen ii use | |
| <Boomer> Shouldn't take more than a regex, a lite db file and some time in mirc script | |
| <Volume-> >Just do something manually that everyone's used to not doing | |
| <Boomer> What | |
| <Boomer> No I mean the script | |
| <Boomer> Memory is RAM in this case | |
| <Volume-> Ah sorry I thought you was proposing a way to not make a script, ye that's fine but the problem is how do people tab a name that doesn't exist in IRC | |
| <Yadde> you don't | |
| <Yadde> I mean there's no way your client can know who's on discord | |
| <Boomer> The fun part about discord is that pings work while offline Yadde | |
| <Boomer> And you get a full searchable chat history | |
| <Yadde> That's only useful if you REALLY care about seeing every memepicture | |
| <Yadde> most of the time if it's actually important stuff, you'll be poked again when people see you're online | |
| <Yadde> or contact you via other sources | |
| <Yadde> I mean sure, there's nothing bad about having it | |
| <Boomer> Or you could just get contacted via the same source you chat | |
| <Slowcat> !larry | |
| <Ezid> you must amputate her arm! | |
| <Yadde> but I don't think the end result would justify the effort if it gets even slightly bothersome to do | |
| <Yadde> unless you have nothing else to fiddle around to spend your time | |
| <Yadde> Drallkan, pretty sure they run a version that doesn't force updates | |
| <Drallkan> I had a feeling that might be the case, if only we could get that version then | |
| <Yadde> but how else would you be part of the skynet? | |
| <Yadde> also win10 has become slightly less annoying with the updates | |
| <Yadde> still more than enough to be a shitty feature, but it's not as bad as when it launched | |
| <Viilipurkki> it's enterprise edition Drallkan, you can get it, it's just leased and expensive as balls | |
| <Drallkan> what isnt expensive as balls with microsoft? | |
| <Yadde> MSN messenger | |
| <Yadde> also I >paid only like 20e for this OS | |
| <Yadde> man, I keep forgetting Roward is still alive | |
| <Drallkan> Rowan | |
| <Yadde> yes | |
| <Yadde> Rowan | |
| <Drallkan> he's not even that old | |
| <Yadde> lemme see if I get the last name right too on the first try | |
| <Nadel> Robb Howard | |
| <Yadde> Aktinson | |
| <Drallkan> yes | |
| <Drallkan> no, wait, Atkinson | |
| <Yadde> like I said | |
| <Yadde> first try | |
| <Caligula> Ronhoward Adlington. | |
| <Drallkan> took me a secton to notice you got the T and the K the wrong way round | |
| <Yadde> atleast it's not Arnlod Svartserkikkelberg | |
| <Drallkan> >secton, fucking what brain? *second | |
| <Yadde> fucking | |
| <Yadde> >meant to type Arnold the right way | |
| <Yadde> I blame the tumor on my fingers | |
| <Yadde> and Brian Gibberdish | |
| <Nutblox> arnloins | |
| <Drallkan> >tumour on your fingers, you mean the rest of you, Yadde? | |
| <Yadde> this reminds me | |
| <Yadde> Did any of the finfags speak Kontti as a kid? | |
| <Artless> Mornin | |
| <Artless> I do, how you Qipz | |
| <Yadde> Korningmontti, Artless | |
| <Artless> Aw nuts, well I hope you have good eat | |
| <Artless> Mornin Yadde | |
| <Ramstrong> playing SoR with Kreggur if you wanna join Artless | |
| <Yadde> atleast this game has a decent amount of guns, Qipz | |
| <Artless> Cool. In a couple minutes Ramstrong | |
| <Yadde> you could shoot CoD slugs with the scope, Qipz | |
| <Yadde> I mean the barrel lenght would allow precicion slugs | |
| <Nadel> wombo combo https://i.imgur.com/eQIk0up.png | |
| <Nadel> >86% match | |
| <Nadel> time to remove myself from the gene pool | |
| <Yadde> paul malt blart bark park | |
| <Yadde> WHACK! | |
| <Yadde> SOCKO! | |
| <Yadde> was that an ingram? | |
| <Yadde> ingram is a machine pistol | |
| <Yadde> it never really made sense in video games how you were limited to having 20 sniper rifle rounds, but could carry 400 AR rounds | |
| <Yadde> jokes on you Qipz, some precicion rifles use the same caliber as AR's | |
| <ncn> thansk qipz | |
| <Yadde> you you | |
| <Yadde> GUN ILLITERATE | |
| ! | |
| <Slowcat> thanks qipz | |
| !! | |
| <strogg> thanks qipz | |
| <arch> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> arch: nobody has been awkward for 81 seconds. Qípz played Far Cry 5 for 2h 36min 40sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Ràmstrong should stream! | |
| <Nadel> !p1ayed Ramstrong | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: Ramstrǫng has been playing YOUR BODY IS NOT READY FOR THE TITLE OF THIS GAME for 1h 41min 3sec | |
| <Yadde> oh shit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed g: Ramstrong | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 856d 21h 21min 41sec (2y 126d) ago, Qeird played a Ramstrǫng inspired read for 7min 16sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Wait | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ew | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed Ramstrong | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 4d 20h 24min 42sec ago, Ramstrǫng played Ni No Kuni 2 for 3h 49min 0sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> HA HA 4 20 | |
| <Nadel> smok | |
| <Yadde> !lastplayed G:gutsman | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Yadde: 2148d 9h 37min 9sec (5y 323d) ago, Suitefiller played GUTSMAN playing Castlevania 4 (SNES) for 1h 21min 5sec | |
| <Nadel> !lastplayed g:fuck you nadel | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: 474d 22h 54min 51sec (1y 109d) ago, Q played Cue (FUCK YOU NÁDEL) for 1h 43min 58sec | |
| <birdo> Who the fuck is Qeird | |
| <LewishM> Meryl | |
| <birdo> That's weird | |
| <Yadde> !lastplayed yadde | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Yadde: 3d 2h 12min 22sec ago, Yądde played Jagged Alliance 2 1.13 for 5min 14sec | |
| <Yadde> oh | |
| <Yadde> right | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed Yadde -1 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: no match for streamer :(, did you forget to add "game:"? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed -1 yadde | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 410d 21h 18min 15sec (1y 45d) ago, Yądde played //dopefish.freeforums.org/skanniversary-7-t2934.html for 61 seconds | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> not even a real stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed -2 Yadde | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 551d 0h 48min 7sec (1y 186d) ago, Lunkí + Yądde (drinking) played NES gayms + Mega Man 2 for 2h 42min 44sec | |
| !lastplayed birdo | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: no match for streamer :(, did you forget to add "game:"? | |
| <birdo> ;_; | |
| <arch> all this lastplayed spam | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !firstplayed gutsman | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 2360d 3h 0min 18sec (6y 170d) ago, I-H, with Suite, Ram, Randǫm_marine, and Tǫrse, also Gųtsmansass played Killing Floor for 2h 2min 50sec | |
| <Nutblox> member random marine | |
| <birdo> nope | |
| <birdo> or that CF2 dude | |
| <Nutblox> is CF2 Ironbar | |
| <Nadel> remember Dave ;_; | |
| <Green> IronBar isn't nearly weeb enough to be CF2 | |
| <birdo> That can't be. CF2 was super aggressive and a butt | |
| <arch> RandomMarine is still here nutblox | |
| <Green> Also that | |
| <arch> he just doesn't normally say anything in chat until US hours | |
| <Nutblox> ok | |
| <Green> Real US hours | |
| <arch> well US stream hours | |
| <Nutblox> i should start doing all nighters again watching streams | |
| <Nadel> tfw no comfy late night silent hunter streams where nothing happens for 3 hours and then we get fucked by a depth charge | |
| <arch> !lastplayed flip | |
| <GoaLitiuM> arch: 1d 19h 9min 56sec ago, FlíppinKamikaze played Streets of Rogue for 2h 3min 28sec, Alias: FlíppinKamikaze | |
| <Nutblox> when next 24h marathon stream | |
| <arch> I'd do a 24h marathon, but people just complain when I stream for more than a few hours | |
| <Yadde> right, I'm off to bed | |
| <IronBar> More like you'd fall asleep during stream ;) | |
| <Nutblox> don't listen to the (((people))) | |
| <arch> just cause I hold the record | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >cf2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> who liked CF2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed g: faggot | |
| <Nadel> CF4 did | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 1118d 13h 0min 50sec (3y 23d) ago, Ramstrǫng played Final Faggotry 6 for 9min 22sec | |
| <arch> I thought he was fine GUTSMANSASS | |
| <IronBar> Final Faggotry is quitting smoking | |
| <Nutblox> he was decent lad the only interactions i had with him | |
| <IronBar> And then you smoke another fag the next day | |
| <IronBar> Just like FF, it's never final | |
| <Nadel> was he the one making shitty anime gifs all day | |
| <Nadel> that and half life maps, I preferred the maps | |
| <Nadel> or were those speedruns | |
| <Nutblox> he speedran the maps he made | |
| <Nutblox> WR | |
| <Nadel> !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Audiosurf (Yell loudest if you want a song) | |
| <Nadel> NO | |
| <IronBar> BLOOOOOOD | |
| <IronBar> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL | |
| <Green> @Qipz https://scontent.fgse1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/29684242_919378074932256_1204324098828430536_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&oh=40c9738ae259aa949ff64ea13cc03d63&oe=5B3469F7 | |
| <IronBar> okay can i get a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh | |
| <Qipz> hahahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Green *knock knock knock* FBI! | |
| <Green> No it's fine, they're 50000 years old | |
| <plaaplaa> @Qipz are you having problems with your mouse https://youtu.be/YuiM-tW1oaw | |
| <Ghatto_Works> birb! | |
| <arch> Greene: what's that podcast? | |
| <Green> The Dick Show | |
| <Qipz> there is a handy way to catch up nowadays, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ledktlPYTVk | |
| <Green> there's a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooot of shit to get through to get what the fuck they're talking about thouhg | |
| <Green> Yeah, I was going to link that | |
| <Qipz> I watched it today | |
| <Qipz> it was interesting | |
| <Green> Long as fuck, but it catches you up to the lore | |
| <Green> Very interesting, even though I knew all of it already | |
| <Qipz> you still need to listen to the biggest problem afterwards though | |
| <Nadel> tfw last bollywood was in february | |
| <Qipz> I'm waiting for interesting releases | |
| <Qipz> or interesting movies we can find | |
| <Venec> oh man | |
| <Venec> I want to experience 1000% Bahu | |
| <Venec> again | |
| <Nadel> holy shit Qipz I has fish girls | |
| <Qipz> me too tbh | |
| <Nadel> also I found it on youtube | |
| <ncn> HWAT | |
| <Qipz> fish girls? | |
| <ncn> NO SPOILERINO | |
| <strogg> when is it time for 2.0 | |
| <strogg> two point oh | |
| <Qipz> TWO POINT OH | |
| <Nadel> T-T-TWENTY SIXTEEN | |
| <RandomMarine> arch I got a night job | |
| <RandomMarine> Hell usually I'm asleep right now | |
| <arch> I think I wouldn't mind a night job, less people to deal with | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you know what we need | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> four player coop on https://www.gog.com/game/swat_4_gold_edition | |
| <Nadel> TRAILERS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'd stream the shit out of it | |
| <Nadel> I think we have a thread on the >forums with download links and shit | |
| <Hitman_Spike> !lastplayed g:SWAT | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Hitman_Spike: 417d 19h 6min 26sec (1y 52d) ago, Flippin and Spike played SWAT 4: The Stetchkov Syndicate for 2h 53min 31sec | |
| <Venec> f-fish girls? | |
| <Venec> wat Nadel | |
| <Venec> glorious | |
| <Hitman_Spike> GUTSMANSASS we have a few maps of that we still need to beat properly | |
| <Hitman_Spike> that fucking apartment map is murder and I'm pretty sure we still haven't actually done it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> does the gog version have multi | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that just works | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> instead of the tuungle bullshiet | |
| <Hitman_Spike> We did not need anything but I'm not sure what degree of fiddling was required | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rather better question | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> did you use gog or pirated | |
| <Hitman_Spike> GoG | |
| <Nadel> same thing :^) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ayy | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but yeah we could play the whole thing again | |
| <IronBar> So does YouTube track those notification bells or why else do channels tell you to click dat bell | |
| <Hitman_Spike> See around the weekend if you can grab Flip and Holkin and such | |
| <Hitman_Spike> IronBar it's because youtube decided it would start not notifying people of subs based on some arcane algorithms and the bell is the only way to make it work like it used to | |
| <strogg> Hitman_Spike: wow that's retarded | |
| <Hitman_Spike> Well, not like it used to | |
| <Hitman_Spike> but the only way to ensure that you don't actually miss a video from someone in your sub box | |
| <strogg> does it only show some or what | |
| <Hitman_Spike> The latest thing I saw was that they changed the default of one of their settings from "get all notifications" to "get occasional notifications" | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <Hitman_Spike> Videos not showing up in sub boxes has been kind of a thing for like, years now | |
| <Qipz> 'Padmaavat' is pure misogyny dressed up in diamonds and drama ... | |
| <Qipz> sounds like we should watch it | |
| <strogg> was there a movie todaa | |
| <strogg> y | |
| <Qipz> not yet | |
| <Green> @Qipz I named my farm in Stardew Valley Ass Farm | |
| <Green> I thought you'd like to know | |
| <Qipz> sativa Djyan would be proud | |
| <Green> o7 | |
| <birdo> Where the game streams | |
| <plaaplaa> but what are streams | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> I have fond memories of Skà streams. | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Gone home | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Laters dopechat | |
| <plaaplaa> oh no | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto_Works is now one with the walking simulators | |
| <IronBar> well that's what it's like if you have no vehicle | |
| <IronBar> you hold w until you get to your gold | |
| <IronBar> goal | |
| <Nadel> !p1ayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: Lunkí has been playing Populous 2 for 3h 45min 4sec | |
| <birdo> That's a lot of cat | |
| <birdo> So what if that rick and morty thing was in Australia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA | |
| <IronBar> !larryplayed | |
| <Ezid> you need to focus! | |
| <IronBar> focus our positive energies? | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> When was the last time you went outside? | |
| <IronBar> fuck you | |
| <IronBar> outside doesn't even stream | |
| <IronBar> it just hosts other streams | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> too late for me to do more mass erect anyway | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rip | |
| <birdo> RAP | |
| <Qipz> that new crowbcat video makes me sad | |
| <IronBar> Far Cry 5 doesn't even have dynamic weather | |
| <IronBar> victims of ubification | |
| <Nadel> !p1ayed ??? | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: ??? has been playing Nimbus for 4h 28min 12sec | |
| <seagull> H A L L O B O Y O | |
| <strogg> hallo | |
| <plaaplaa> strogg have you laked tears | |
| <plaaplaa> OwO | |
| <strogg> you mean the music?? | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Qípz played Far Cry 5 for 2h 36min 40sec, stopped 1h 23min 6sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <plaaplaa> strogg.. | |
| <strogg> now im confuse | |
| <birdo> what even is a seagull | |
| <seagull> larus argentatus | |
| <seagull> °v° | |
| <seagull> larus argentatus argenteus to be precise | |
| <birdo> Thanks remasters | |
| <IronBar> it was unlikely to happen but now there never will be dark souls the finished edition | |
| <seagull> >emblyign people won't back-port the relevant textures to the PC remastered edition | |
| <IronBar> but it has shading changes | |
| <IronBar> textures aren't enough | |
| <Ghatto> Why am i a walking simulator, plaaplaa ? | |
| <Ghatto> Also afternoon | |
| <IronBar> because you've Gone Home Ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> Oh yeah | |
| <Ghatto> I home | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto pls | |
| <plaaplaa> P L S | |
| <Nephtunh> OH YOU | |
| <Nephtunh> YOU'RE NO HOLLOW EH? | |
| <C-Runner> Ghatto everywhere | |
| <Ghatto> I'm always everywhere, C-Runner | |
| <Ghatto> Always stalking | |
| <Ghatto> Always waiting | |
| <seagull> always erect | |
| <IronBar> could have had a version that makes the second half of the game less sucky | |
| <weevil> !topic | |
| <Dopefish_liver> Streamer: | Game: | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <IronBar> but alas dino butts and bed of ASS floats in the void forever | |
| <seagull> every time seagull does something on the overwatch league I get like 25 notifications | |
| <IronBar> inb4 remastered buffs the bloom on the lava | |
| <seagull> but ZERO MIS-FOLLOWS | |
| <Nephtunh> Ghatto more like spaghatto | |
| <seagull> Nephtunh more like spaghetphtunh | |
| <Nephtunh> stop spitting on my screen seagull | |
| <seagull> sorry | |
| <seagull> lots of Ts and Ps | |
| <IronBar> only possible with the power brought to you by ps4 pro tm and one xbox one x box | |
| <seagull> ™® | |
| <Fujiko> seagull: >the city of manchester | |
| <Ghatto> Spaghatto coming out of my pockets, Nephtunh | |
| <seagull> never been, Fujiko. it sounds ghastly. | |
| <seagull> why do you bring it up? | |
| <Fujiko> >lost to Liverpool | |
| <seagull> in | |
| <Fujiko> home | |
| <seagull> I'm lost | |
| <seagull> what happened | |
| <Fujiko> CL | |
| <seagull> what is CL. | |
| <Fujiko> champions league | |
| <seagull> oohhhhhhh | |
| <seagull> liverpool beat city, did they? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ayy lmao | |
| <seagull> shame, they've been on a warpath | |
| <Nephtunh> more like cash league | |
| <Fujiko> I mean really >Be Guardiola >Buy lots of fantastic players >lose to Liverpool...AGAIN | |
| <seagull> I maintain you could cut out 90% of steam trash submissions by just banning anything with a russian language option | |
| <Nephtunh> do chinks make games yet | |
| <Nephtunh> on steam | |
| <seagull> they prefer mobile phones | |
| <Nephtunh> cause theres shitload of dota2 mods that are only in chinese language | |
| <seagull> more personal data to steal | |
| <seagull> >this app has been purchased by tencent | |
| <seagull> DELETE DELETE DEFUCKINGLETE | |
| <Nephtunh> u understand that doesnt help | |
| <seagull> it helps more than keeping it on there | |
| <Nephtunh> ofc | |
| <Nephtunh> but the data is already in their hands | |
| <Nephtunh> what u do is not fall for shitty apps in general | |
| <seagull> that helps too | |
| <seagull> good thing we have magisk so I don't need to use superSU any more | |
| <Nephtunh> next level | |
| <seagull> hahahaha | |
| <seagull> oh that's awful | |
| <Nephtunh> u know whats funny | |
| <Nephtunh> today I read the linux mailing list | |
| <Nephtunh> and theres this guy talking about secure booting | |
| <seagull> I didn't realise you were a trv linvx weenie | |
| <Nephtunh> and Linus Torvalds says something to him, and the dude is like | |
| <Nephtunh> please understand my co-workers got shot today I have a difficult time explaining this | |
| <Nephtunh> and Linus keeps on going on the next email | |
| <Nephtunh> god I love that man | |
| <seagull> he's autastic™ | |
| <Nephtunh> he is and I love it | |
| <Nephtunh> because when I read the linux mailing list | |
| <Nephtunh> the least I want is some newspaper article | |
| <Nephtunh> I read autistic stuff just to escape the constant negativity in the news | |
| <seagull> ycombinator is usually pretty good for diverting stuff | |
| <seagull> I read an article from there about a typeface that was laboriously designed and then dumped into the thames | |
| <Nephtunh> it was but now its filled with hidden marketing | |
| <seagull> and recovered after 200 years | |
| <Nephtunh> its very easy to distinguish over time | |
| <seagull> keep an eye about you and don't arrange by 'new' | |
| <seagull> dollar shave club are pimping everything again | |
| <Nephtunh> I used to read the datahoarder reddit before the western digital marketing guys took over it | |
| <Nephtunh> it was filled with some nice stuff people used to archive | |
| <Nephtunh> now it's tech support subreddit for setting up your home storage and WD hdd marketing | |
| <seagull> I mean | |
| <seagull> >reddit | |
| <seagull> but yes, I know what you mean | |
| <seagull> invasive marketing and astroturfing is very upsetting | |
| <seagull> I don't think people realise how damaging it is | |
| <Nephtunh> I just get mad when I realise | |
| <Nephtunh> these people are getting paid to market this | |
| <Nephtunh> and they probably get paid more than me being a code monkey in eastern europe | |
| <seagull> if it makes you feel any better, anyone working in a sales/marketing job hates their life | |
| <seagull> because it's a shit industry to be employed in | |
| <Nephtunh> possibly, I wouldnt know | |
| <Ghatto> This fight stick surely makes thing easier | |
| <Ghatto> I rike | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hey it's that image | |
| <Qipz> hey | |
| <Qipz> I could watch some simpsons | |
| <I-H> that's not small bart | |
| <Nephtunh> did you know homer was supposed to die | |
| <seagull> we were all supposed to die | |
| <seagull> the experiment got out of control | |
| <seagull> we overthrew our captors | |
| <Nephtunh> maybe we are dead | |
| <seagull> no | |
| <seagull> worse | |
| <seagull> we are adrift | |
| <seagull> floating blindly through space until our resources run out | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh yeah I mentioned on my stream that 2004 was the best year for video games | |
| <Qipz> holy shit that was a good year | |
| <Nephtunh> wait | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> :^) | |
| <Nephtunh> all that came in one year? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2005 tho | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yes Nephtunh | |
| <seagull> silent hill 2 in 2001 tho | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> even better list | |
| <Nephtunh> I imagine the companies gave no shits about release windows in 2005 | |
| <seagull> they gave no shits about windows releases either | |
| <Nephtunh> how do you fit doom 3 half life 2 and halo 2 | |
| <Nephtunh> in one year | |
| <seagull> cha cha real smooth. | |
| <Nephtunh> and then you have all the other games | |
| ! l i v e ! | |
| <Nephtunh> time to lay in bed | |
| <Nephtunh> and watch some simpones | |
| <Qipz> you can discord from phone in bed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2017 was a good year tho | |
| <Nephtunh> my phone has 2 apps | |
| <Nephtunh> bank and manga reader | |
| <Qipz> for me the mangos go on tablet | |
| <Qipz> same for porn | |
| <Nephtunh> I dont have one | |
| <Qipz> I still use the same nexus 7 | |
| <Nephtunh> but I agree manga on phone is garbage | |
| <Nephtunh> have to zoom in a lot | |
| <Qipz> 5 years old man | |
| <Nephtunh> ok gn | |
| <MysticJC> we can't see the full video | |
| <seagull> >$130 million | |
| <seagull> god | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> vacker.tv app when | |
| <seagull> >president, rock star to swap | |
| <seagull> I pine for the days when that was a joke | |
| <Torse> Fujiko you the strongest heretic slayer yet? | |
| <Qipz> IT'S THE PCITURE | |
| <Ghatto> >testing fightcade >KoF 97 on fightcade | |
| <Ghatto> On a scale 1 to mexican how mexican am i | |
| <Fujiko> Torse: BY TAAL! *pause* | |
| <Lunki> ay caramba | |
| <Qipz> poor hitler's dog | |
| <Qipz> : ( | |
| <MysticJC> oh god | |
| <Lunki_> Fujiko more like >BY TALL >charges >trips on a small pebble | |
| <Fujiko> lol | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <MysticJC> uh | |
| <Qipz> maggie is gachi as fuck | |
| <Qipz> ah nasty | |
| <Qipz> WOAH | |
| <Qipz> : ( | |
| <MysticJC> :( | |
| <Qipz> i get how SLH feels | |
| <Qipz> every day | |
| <Qipz> :3 that fat pupper | |
| <MysticJC> aw | |
| <MysticJC> that poor cat | |
| <Qipz> ye : ( | |
| <Qipz> is it snowball II or snowball III at this point | |
| <Qipz> movie in a movie in a stream ??? | |
| <Qipz> ooh | |
| <Qipz> aww | |
| <MysticJC> damn | |
| <Qipz> oh is this the episode where he rides off to dreamland? | |
| <Qipz> ah no | |
| <Qipz> it's this one | |
| <MysticJC> homer falls in love way too easily | |
| <Qipz> you wouldn't understand | |
| <Qipz> this is so true | |
| <Qipz> how do you write her name | |
| <MysticJC> wow, this song | |
| <Qipz> oh | |
| <Qipz> like that | |
| <Qipz> it;s weird how her eyes are red | |
| <Artless> Hidden message is would you kindly watch me get railed by a horse | |
| <Qipz> oh lord | |
| <Qipz> dont horses kill | |
| <Qipz> I heard a guy once got ruptured by a horse | |
| <seagull> mr. hands | |
| <Qipz> is that his name? | |
| <seagull> kenneth pinyan | |
| <Qipz> wew | |
| <Qipz> they made a movie | |
| <MysticJC> lewd | |
| <MysticJC> too lewd | |
| <Artless> How much harder of a suicide do you think Frank Grimes would have committed had he known that Homer had also been solicited by an attractive blonde country singer, a hot ginger, and a handful of people way out of his league | |
| <Qipz> tfw no country bumpkin | |
| <Qipz> who's the ginger again? | |
| <Qipz> his colleague? | |
| <Artless> Yeah | |
| <MysticJC> i think | |
| <Artless> I forget her name | |
| <Qipz> AAAAH I mean hello | |
| <Artless> hehehehehehehee | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Qipz> THE REDHEAD | |
| <Artless> BART WOULD YOU LIKE A BROWNIE BEFORE YOU GO TO BED | |
| <Qipz> was that Ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> What? | |
| <Qipz> sec ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> HAhaaha | |
| <Ghatto> YES | |
| <MysticJC> pepito | |
| <Qipz> Ghatto | |
| <Artless> You know I think it is | |
| <Artless> the resemblance is uncanny | |
| <Ghatto> Indeed it is | |
| <Ghatto> Ms. Scum it is | |
| <Qipz> this song reminds me of chat :3 | |
| <Artless> I know he gets vindicated in this but looking back Bart is coming across as a fuckin douche here, all bob did was frame someone for aggravated robbery | |
| <Ghatto> Man...Kelsey Grammer is a blessing to this world | |
| <Qipz> @Nooya this fucking wand https://www.reddit.com/r/pathofexile/comments/89tevd/absolutely_sickening_5l_howa_wand/ | |
| <Ghatto> Hahah | |
| <Ghatto> Barney | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Ghatto> Thank you, señor McGyver | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Qipz> bart is kind of a douche | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Bart is a dickhead | |
| <Qipz> yo | |
| <Qipz> neat | |
| <Ghatto> Spoopy | |
| <MysticJC> wiener boy | |
| <Ghatto> Hahahaha | |
| <Ghatto> Fucking hell | |
| <Qipz> wew | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <Artless> Selma ended up as one of the more sympathetic characters over time. | |
| <Qipz> I like their use of colour | |
| <Qipz> like in this scene | |
| <Ghatto> I just love Kelsey's voice | |
| <Ghatto> So damn good | |
| <Qipz> hahahahaa | |
| <Ghatto> Hahahahah | |
| <Ghatto> So sad | |
| <Qipz> oh no | |
| <Qipz> I never got this as a kid | |
| <Qipz> oh no | |
| <Ghatto> Neither did i | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Ghatto> Voy a matar a usted? That is wrong | |
| <C-Runner> and morally reprehendable | |
| <Ghatto> It should have been "Te voy a matar" | |
| <Qipz> god damn wiggum | |
| <Artless> fuckin' wiggum | |
| <Qipz> god damn it | |
| <Ghatto> Hahahaha | |
| <Artless> I love that montage | |
| <Qipz> fucking wiggum hahahaha | |
| <Ghatto> Wiggum pls | |
| <birdo> This Ghatto face reveal | |
| <MysticJC> thx ??? | |
| <Ghatto> HAhaha @Artless | |
| <Artless> looped properly https://frinkiac.com/video/S03E21/ETxrF3mIywy2eFCrbAmZXfbXTPs=.gif | |
| <Ghatto> Thanks ??? | |
| <Qipz> oh man | |
| <Qipz> that ghatto gif | |
| <Qipz> muy bien | |
| <Qipz> anyway, it's time for me to skedaddle, good night muchachos | |
| <Artless> Night Qipz | |
| <Artless> sweet sleep | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I sleep | |
| <seagull> real shit | |
| <Qipz> before I go | |
| <Qipz> did google change | |
| <Qipz> why can't I get the direct link to images anymore | |
| <seagull> getty images sued them | |
| <seagull> there's an extension you can get | |
| <seagull> sec | |
| <Qipz> fuck you getty images | |
| <Artless> Qipz it's been like this for a month how did you not experience this already | |
| <Qipz> I did | |
| <Qipz> and I've been vocal about it in other places | |
| <seagull> you should have talked to seagull. | |
| <Artless> But only here were you given a solution? | |
| <Artless> Cause that addon script was put out like hours after the change rolled out | |
| <Qipz> nobody cared about me enough to give me a solution until now 😦 | |
| <Artless> Boo | |
| <Qipz> and I didnt care enough to look for one | |
| <Artless> Dopelives is the place to solve all your problems | |
| <seagull> yes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You right click and view image too | |
| <seagull> speaking of solving problems | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That's how I get around it | |
| <seagull> artless, could you draw a picture for me? | |
| <Artless> No I haven't seagull | |
| <Artless> Oh sure | |
| <seagull> neat! | |
| <Artless> Whatchu need | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Porn | |
| <seagull> a picture of a seagull rootling through a toybox | |
| <seagull> and there's stuff strewn everywhere | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That's cute as shit m8 | |
| <seagull> initial drafts were a toolbox | |
| <seagull> but toybox is so much cuter | |
| <Artless> Mokay. If my time is available as I expect tomorrow I should be able to knock something out for you then. | |
| <seagull> thank you! | |
| <Qipz> this is wholesome | |
| <Qipz> good night | |
| <seagull> also good to know my code is impenetrable | |
| <birdo> So it in the style of Salvador Dalí. Meltygulls | |
| <Artless> I got other stuff to finish up and another thing to prepare for in case my phone interview goes well. | |
| <seagull> oh hey good luck | |
| <Qipz> good luck Artless! | |
| <Artless> I only spent about an hour on it seagull | |
| <seagull> impenetrable... | |
| <Artless> I did some rough hill climbing but stopped when I was like "I'd have to do some math if I wanted to figure this out" and fucked off to watch grubby play warcraft 3. | |
| <seagull> indestructible | |
| <Artless> It is a pretty good script though, some natural letter forms mixed with intuitive modifications. If there comes a point I completely give up on it I'd like to know what the system is | |
| <seagull> in time, all will be revealed | |
| <seagull> I'm glad you like the look of it. | |
| <birdo> These mysterious seagull secrets | |
| <seagull> I nearly showed the code to you | |
| <seagull> but you had to be honest and say I'd got you and artless mixed up | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Birds | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Seagull are you gonna make the big time like Greg | |
| <seagull> so | |
| <seagull> greg's going mainstream, like, making games is his job | |
| <seagull> and while it must be amazing to work with the old DMA design guys, I couldn't do that | |
| <seagull> if I ever release this game and it gets big, it'll be a nice side thing | |
| <seagull> I don't know that I could do it professionally. | |
| <seagull> not least because I believe in really taking your time and making a labour of love, which just isn't the correct mindset | |
| <seagull> like this isn't an "artist vs machine" argument I'm making | |
| <seagull> companies that take their time are bankrupt companies | |
| <seagull> I'm not disciplined enough to say "this isn't perfect but we have a deadline" | |
| <seagull> you've got to be a real pro to do it professionally. I wouldn't last 5 minutes. | |
| <birdo> I like mysteries more than code anyhow | |
| <birdo> Those are pretty big | |
| <a-> how can steel be heavier than feathers | |
| <plaaplaa> that looks like it was drawn by @Artless | |
| <plaaplaa> ?! | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <begoniabol> plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/TjmGExmHmBE https://youtu.be/7sPN5nwSDtU | |
| <begoniabol> ohh his poor mouthie | |
| <plaaplaa> yes :( | |
| <begoniabol> :( | |
| <begoniabol> poor vet cats | |
| <birdo> No depressing cat vids pls | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol kitten https://youtu.be/yPU3vRHI4fs | |
| <begoniabol> off to bed , goodnight everyone | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <plaaplaa> did you look at kitten | |
| <begoniabol> no but ill look at it tomorrow, its open | |
| <plaaplaa> NOW | |
| <begoniabol> byebye | |
| <plaaplaa> I'm calling the kitten police | |
| <a-> I'm calling the plaaplaa police | |
| <a-> somebody get over here and police this plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> it cannot be done | |
| <birdo> Man, needing @ before nicknames for highlight makes a lot of sense when you have people with dictionary words in a channel. | |
| <birdo> I wish that was an IRC convention | |
| <a-> you don't know me | |
| <a-> pretty sure highlighting was created after the original irc spec and the original irc spec was just some almost stupidly simple thing for the basest level of communication written in the late 80s | |
| <a-> though we may find specifier symbols to be out of fashion by the time AI gets sufficiently intelligent | |
| <birdo> Yeah, hence convention rather than feature. The IRC RFCs don't cover things like services. | |
| <Ramstrong> no SoR tonight FlippinKamikaze? | |
| <EJ-DVi> No Foxhole in 15 hours Ramstrong? | |
| <nogaems_> i rekon if the media stoppe giving duke nukem an outlet for hjis autistic rants, he would shut up | |
| <nogaems_> but because every time he farts they give him attention, he does it | |
| <plaaplaa> nogaems_ he's just too cool is all https://i.warosu.org/data/vr/img/0019/11/1409822723029.png | |
| <nogaems_> it's time to kick gumand chew ass | |
| <nogaems_> also fuck i meant to type gook nukem | |
| <BANKSY> hell to the kign baby | |
| <plaaplaa> this always makes me laugh | |
| <nogaems_> DICK | |
| <nogaems_> KICKEM | |
| <a-> shh you guys, I'm just padding my stream hours | |
| <birdo> Time to break out the textbooks and do some mathemagic http://i65.tinypic.com/9ay07n.jpg | |
| <birdo> Is there actually a strems? | |
| <birdo> Oh there is! | |
| <birdo> Liberate that shit-store | |
| <birdo> he gave a moose DRUGS?! | |
| <birdo> What a villain | |
| <birdo> Time for some crying | |
| <birdo> stereo spread | |
| <birdo> Pumped fulla them DRUGS | |
| <birdo> I try to watch overwatch but I just can't get into it | |
| <birdo> I've got a new bot that tells twitch chat people to come into the discord server. Next step is fixing the Twitch game changer since right now we're always playing games + demos | |
| <birdo> Just some normal backwoods crazy talk | |
| <birdo> Nah, it broke a while ago. | |
| <birdo> I don't even know who made the original system | |
| <birdo> This game just became GOTY | |
| <birdo> Nah, It might have been CF2 or something. It was there during the early days of the new streaming system. | |
| <birdo> Eagle wagon | |
| <birdo> whowhowho | |
| <birdo> hey arch, look at the name of the truck in the front grill | |
| <birdo> This truck is BANNED a- | |
| <birdo> Aw, nevermind. It looked like the name of the truck was xD | |
| <birdo> But it's ⭐ D | |
| <birdo> Cheese all the things | |
| <birdo> "Goddamn I am tired of these goddamn streets being littered with goddamn cultists!" | |
| <birdo> You need to get a good helmet or a gangster ride with the drivers seat all leaned back | |
| <birdo> I hear there are still hippy communes out in the hills of Oregon that take acid and explore their minds | |
| <birdo> It's a special place | |
| <birdo> Yeah, pine trees aren't really a thing down here. | |
| <birdo> It seems like a nice game to mess around in | |
| <birdo> The saddest doggo | |
| <birdo> That's what he looks like? | |
| <nogaems_> ohey streams | |
| <nogaems_> what's that buzzing? | |
| <birdo> for anyone wanting a professional audio editing/compositing suite, the legendary cakewalk system is back and totally free for now https://www.bandlab.com/products/cakewalk | |
| <nogaems_> is a- actually a ... b- | |
| <nogaems_> no a bee, damn muh jokes. | |
| <nogaems_> send the police | |
| <birdo> It's just a professional Digital Audio Workstation that's been used by the music/sound industry for over 30 years | |
| <nogaems_> neat | |
| <birdo> But yeah, it used to be like $400+ for the software but their new parent company is just giving it out for free like blowjobs on 2nd Ave. | |
| <nogaems_> ruroh you are mark now | |
| <nogaems_> :3 | |
| <nogaems_> run motherfucker run | |
| <nogaems_> awww | |
| <birdo> oh no, not a torture scene | |
| <birdo> Yes yes yes yes. Lets to the fork in the garbage disposal | |
| <birdo> This fucking on rails gameplay | |
| <nogaems_> punch her roight in the baby maker | |
| <nogaems_> hah | |
| <birdo> These takedowns | |
| <nogaems_> ladies first :DDDDD | |
| <nogaems_> rekt | |
| <nogaems_> it keeps happening! | |
| <nogaems_> u got UBISOFTD | |
| <nogaems_> HE RAN RIGHT BEHIND YOU | |
| <nogaems_> tolerance to bats | |
| <nogaems_> how do you keep missing them a- | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <nogaems_> i can see them walk up past you | |
| <nogaems_> yeah several of them came at one, you kinda shot one and the others went to the bosex to the right | |
| <nogaems_> at once* | |
| <nogaems_> F | |
| <nogaems_> yeah iirc they were like a conga line | |
| <nogaems_> take down (eventually) | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <nogaems_> that's a lot of dudes | |
| <nogaems_> fookin dawgs | |
| <nogaems_> rip | |
| <nogaems_> hhahaha | |
| <nogaems_> oops | |
| <birdo> bunz | |
| <birdo> IoT bathroom alerts | |
| <nogaems_> o7 | |
| <birdo> Time to go fishing with a shotgun | |
| <birdo> These videogames just can't keep up with my high level ideas | |
| <birdo> Move the bait around enough and you'll become a master baiter in no time | |
| <birdo> Doing your best horsefly RP | |
| <nogaems_> pop pop pop | |
| <Boomer> I'm going to work in a few minutes, I did it I escaped neetdom | |
| <birdo> Good job with your job | |
| <birdo> But killing yourself for the cause was extra cool. All your friends loved you more if you died taking out some imperialist bitches | |
| <AndFergYou> Ypchat | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <nogaems_> sup AndFergYou | |
| <birdo> RIP | |
| <AndFergYou> Eyo nogaems_ | |
| <birdo> These sounds | |
| <AndFergYou> oh shit there's a stram, Hey there arch | |
| <AndFergYou> How's your FREEDOM FEEL | |
| <AndFergYou> lighting many fires | |
| <AndFergYou> Don't let the flag burn! | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <nogaems_> b-b-back that ass up | |
| <nogaems_> so many waifus | |
| <AndFergYou> Shame about the firefires | |
| <AndFergYou> + smoke inhalation | |
| <AndFergYou> FLAMING BEAR | |
| <birdo> flambear | |
| <nogaems_> poor doggo | |
| <AndFergYou> why was that guy smelly | |
| <AndFergYou> as apposed to those domestic bears | |
| <nogaems_> a- is slowly getting more and more of a southern accent as time goes on | |
| <AndFergYou> where' the achievement tracker for accent | |
| <birdo> So many critters | |
| <birdo> Does fire create lighting at night? | |
| <nogaems_> the whole place burning might be a tad much | |
| <nogaems_> good way to kill yourself and ruin the game | |
| <nogaems_> cool to see, but not very balanced | |
| <nogaems_> it'd kill everything | |
| <nogaems_> including your frames huehueheuhe | |
| <nogaems_> bear strongk | |
| <Boomer> Oh fucccck dudes the bass drop in the song happened just as the bus stopped and started vibrating that was some 4d music listening experience | |
| <AndFergYou> crazy how nature do dat @Boomer | |
| <Boomer> Nuts innit | |
| <Holkin> 'lo a- | |
| <Holkin> so do i | |
| <Holkin> in aloha now | |
| <Holkin> VTM, yes | |
| <Holkin> i work in beaverton, but it's really just 15 minutes away | |
| <Holkin> where you at? is this john's region? | |
| <Holkin> a- have you tried working with the coop? | |
| <Holkin> i could drop in and help you out | |
| <Holkin> what a nerd | |
| <Holkin> i can stop in | |
| <Holkin> that'd be good | |
| <Holkin> in discord now | |
| <Holkin> (you totally can) | |
| <Holkin> arch you'll have to bring me into your party | |
| <Holkin> might have to quit out to the main menu | |
| <Holkin> it's what i had to do | |
| <Holkin> or that | |
| <Holkin> where's that discord presence | |
| <Holkin> I DID LITERALLY NOTHING | |
| <Holkin> that's actually wrong | |
| <Holkin> So can you not hear me for some reason? | |
| <Holkin> I sure can't | |
| <Holkin> You can | |
| <Holkin> the fact that you can't hear me is interesting | |
| <nogaems_> i must shopping thanks for strem | |
| <birdo> Yay co-op! | |
| <birdo> the pipes? | |
| <Holkin> gud fun | |
| <birdo> That was a good strem | |
| <birdo> Aussies: How close is this to your daily life down unda'? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA | |
| <arch> thanks for joining in Holkin | |
| <Holkin> any time | |
| <LewishM> hi nibbas | |
| <arch> lol what Holkin that didn't happen in my game | |
| <Holkin> i know it didn't | |
| <arch> amazing | |
| <arch> I saw that it moved some people around but it only killed 2 | |
| <arch> I wanted it to kill all 5 | |
| <arch> I guess that's pretty accurate to what I saw though | |
| <nogaems_> >gun; immersion ruined, birdo | |
| <arch> for some reason all those people were running int he same direction | |
| <nogaems_> seems legit tho, droppin dem references m8 | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <birdo> kick the fucking baaaall | |
| <Qipz> man | |
| <Qipz> nogaemz, the chat wasnt scrolled down and it showed me you talking about conga lines or some shit | |
| <nogaems_> oh god | |
| <arch> how'd you take these clips Holkin ? | |
| <nogaems_> COMEHSEKKACONGANOYACANDOCNTORLANYLONGA | |
| <Yadde> yes, my child | |
| <Holkin> arch NVidia share and then re-recording with ffmpeg | |
| <arch> you had to re-record? | |
| <Holkin> well, not exactly | |
| <Qipz> such a good song nogaemz | |
| <Holkin> if i could put it all right into vp9 i would, but i have to re-render the part of footage i want to upload | |
| <arch> I see | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You know these handburgers | |
| <Qipz> screamed handburgers? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Streamed hams | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Mmmmmm | |
| <arch> I think I might have only played so late to spite my roommate, he came in to play overwatch so I joined him in playing mostly just so he wouldn't be yelling overwatch shit in the background of my stream, and the he got done, either by getting upset or just being done for the night, and then I proceeded to do the stream I wanted to do | |
| <birdo> Spitestreaming | |
| <arch> I just don't like it when the only time I can stream he's in there shitting up overwatch shit | |
| <arch> my contention is that it's a bad game | |
| <nogaems_> that harvester, kek | |
| <nogaems_> so nonchalant | |
| <arch> I mean it's not a bad game, but it's not a game that is fun in it's current state | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Does he only play overwatch | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That's just sad | |
| <arch> that's not the only thing he plays, but for some reason he feels like it's important to play it or something | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I could become big man | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Be sponsored get paid | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Shieeet | |
| <nogaems_> hola hola git dola | |
| <nogaems_> the real way to get a sponsorhip is to make a fake FAZE clan tag and do trick shots all day | |
| <birdo> 1080 bozoscope'd right in the nards | |
| <arch> I think he has interest in streaming, but I think he recognizes that he'n not like a GM level player or anything | |
| <arch> idk he wants to get to master or something maybe | |
| <Qipz> time for a classic https://youtu.be/6ayTetluaGg | |
| <arch> but he doesn't recognize that it's easy for anyone to get to master if they just grind it out and not be terrible | |
| <birdo> Just like splatoon | |
| <arch> I'm getting that S+ in splatoon, and it's going to be a lot less of a grind than OW is | |
| <arch> it's also a more fun game | |
| <arch> I don't want to get anyone mad, but PC competitive games are overflowing with try hards and they aren't necessarily all good at games, makes games a lot less fun, even if they are good | |
| <arch> but I'm just not on that try hard level | |
| <birdo> >looking at a local plastic place for a project >they sell one-way mirror glass >applications include >TV in the bathroom >Business Surveillance > Interrogation of suspects. > Hidden cameras in your bedroom | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I don't like competitive games anymore | |
| <birdo> No wonder this stuff is expensive as shit, it's useful for so much cool stuff | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Or rather ranked modes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Like I play siege and I fucking love siege probably my favourite shooter in a long time | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> But I only play casul | |
| <birdo> People get so salty even in casual games these days. At least it's getting harder to ragecall people after you lose a match in most games | |
| <arch> well if you have more fun playing casual you can hardly be blamed | |
| <AndFergYou> @birdo that reminds me of https://pics.me.me/henry-henrythecreater-not-on-my-watch-real-mirror-way-glass-29675495.png | |
| <Yadde> That's what you get when you mix normies with games | |
| <AndFergYou> also couldn't find a better link | |
| <Yadde> It's so easy to do normie things, so they expect to win in video games as easily | |
| <birdo> Remember the good ol' days of having angry racist shit fill you inbox when you invaded some twink in darksouls? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> People hated GWFL but the hate mail was legendary | |
| <Yadde> but they forget that especially in a competitive PvP game, for every winner there must be a loser | |
| <arch> if there's a space that doesn't mean there's one way glass | |
| <Qipz> Andfergyou is that about spy mirrors in ladies bathrooms or something? | |
| <Qipz> who in their right mind would want to spy on women in the bathroom, they're at their worst there | |
| <birdo> You have to break the glass using your face, it's the only way to be sure. | |
| <AndFergYou> Ye, a 'helpful tip' in to knowing if the bathroom mirror is actually 2 way glass | |
| <AndFergYou> except it also works on household mirrors | |
| <Lunki> your web browser is like a spy mirror 🤔 | |
| <AndFergYou> @Qipz but think of all the consumer data, you can tailor ads to them | |
| <arch> Yadde: I mean it's one thing to have friendly competition, but I'm not prepared nor interested in facing someone who wants to be the best there ever was at a game | |
| <Qipz> meanwhile I overlook a busstop through my window when I'm in the bathroom | |
| <Yadde> I can see the unappeal in that arch | |
| <Yadde> I personally aim to be "competent" when it comes to some games | |
| <Yadde> I wan't to be good enough to not be the sole reason for the defeat, but I don't aim so high that the only way to play is to play the metast of the meta and just do the same thing over and over again | |
| <birdo> Give the people waiting for the bus a good ol' russian pirate show as you get out the shower | |
| <Qipz> and I couldn't give less of a fuck about people spying on me in the bathroom | |
| <Yadde> But I don't really want to play any PvP game anymore | |
| <birdo> It's this kinda thinking that leads to taking nudes in Greene's bathroom | |
| <Yadde> I consider myself a "good" player most of the time when I'm not having a shit time in a game | |
| <arch> the problem is that cheap mirrors are just some metallic material at the back of some glass, so there would naturally be a space between the glass and the reflective material | |
| <Yadde> but I get pretty salty when I see people play really bad, and then not realising they played bad | |
| <birdo> There's never a gap between the glass/plastic and the reflective medium. They're bonded together. Maybe the 'trick' is looking for evidence of the mirror assembly being pulled off the wall then reattached? | |
| <arch> I'm with you 100% Yadde | |
| <Yadde> It's the reason why I finally stopped playing MWO completely arch | |
| <Yadde> there were no fun games left | |
| <Yadde> Every match was a bunch of people thrown together, and then the team that had the most metameta pinpoint builds just snowballed over the team that had the rest of the players playing with either low skill, or low skill combined with really bad builds | |
| <arch> really? I mean I had fun playing back in the day, just shooting robutts on the other side of the city, but it does kind of get to that place where you need to be doing something and if you're not then your team loses and it's all your fault or whatever | |
| <arch> and yea idk I think once it gets past that stage where you're just a robutt shooting other robutts it's not as fun | |
| <Yadde> I had a LOT of games where when we lost, I was the only one that even managed to break 200 damage | |
| <Yadde> while there's a full lance that barely did the same damage with 4 mechs | |
| <Yadde> even when they stayed alive longer | |
| <Yadde> MWO was a great game for me because it was less of a reactionary twitch shooter like OW or CSGO, and was more about positioning and decicion making and consistent accuracy | |
| <arch> yea, though I feel like those things are very important in OW as well, I mostly just have lost all interest in team competitive games as a whole | |
| <Yadde> I would play MWO if there was a group to play with again | |
| <arch> even when you're doing well everyone else is just in fucker mode | |
| <arch> it is a beautiful thing to have a whole team working together and helping each other and stuff though | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah i only play battlefield 1 in a stack | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> It's great | |
| <arch> just not a realistic experience in most games | |
| <Yadde> hmmh | |
| <Yadde> do I want Deus Ex Mankind Divided? | |
| <maduin> I think its a good game | |
| <Yadde> what's different when you compare it to the first one? | |
| <arch> did you play HR? | |
| <Yadde> yes, didn't finish though | |
| <Yadde> but I did get pretty far | |
| <arch> I just assumed it was more of the same | |
| <arch> I haven't played it though | |
| <maduin> yeah its same stuff | |
| <arch> I actually quite like the deus ex games in general though | |
| <Yadde> I just want to know what it has more and what it has less when compared | |
| <arch> I really liked invisible wars even | |
| <Yadde> like, is there more or less RPG shenanigans like gear and stats, does it have more sandbox enviroment? | |
| <arch> !lastplayed g:invisible war | |
| <GoaLitiuM> arch: 1318d 10h 21min 44sec (3y 223d) ago, FlíppinKamikaze played Invisible Inc. for 1h 22min 46sec | |
| <maduin> I would say more | |
| <arch> hmm I thought I streamed that one but I guess not | |
| <Ratix> I didn't like MD too much, even though I beat it | |
| <Ratix> I don't really know why | |
| <Yadde> you played HR too right, Ratix? | |
| <Yadde> what was better/worse? | |
| <Ratix> yes | |
| <Ratix> HR was better | |
| <arch> oh jeez | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I did not like mankind divides | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> But really liked he | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Hr | |
| <birdo> I still need to play that. I keep doing that first mission then forgetting about the game. | |
| <Yadde> HR is a slow to pick up | |
| <arch> I've heard similar things comparing far cry 3 to far cry 4 | |
| <Ratix> I think the story in MD just felt so pointless in the end | |
| <Yadde> I started it like 3 or 4 times and got bored on it after the first one or two chapters | |
| <Yadde> but the last time I played, it felt it got better the longer I played and managed to get past the point where I normally stopped | |
| <Ratix> also going full stealth with cloak probably didn't go very well with the level design | |
| <Yadde> then the integrated DLC fucked up my inventory after it ended and I stopped | |
| <arch> some games that are so rewarding are so slow at the start, alpha protocol is one that comes to mind | |
| <Yadde> man, I wish I could erase my memories of JA2 | |
| <Yadde> I want to play it | |
| <Yadde> but I've played the early and mid parts hundreds of times | |
| <Yadde> I just can't be bothered to play it again | |
| <Yadde> even if it's THE favourite game | |
| <birdo> the most favoritist game | |
| <Yadde> meh | |
| <Yadde> I'll just watch He-Man | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah that's all my favourite game | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> S | |
| <arch> I did a srs bsns run of xenogears and then on the final dungeon my save game got corrupted and I couldn't finish | |
| <birdo> RIPgears | |
| <birdo> This is some SCP shit >In 1990, a disgruntled employee at the Point Lepreau Nuclear Generating Station in Canada obtained a sample (estimated as about a "half cup") of heavy water isotope from the primary heat transport loop of the nuclear reactor, and loaded it into a cafeteria drink dispenser for his fellow employees to ingest during their breaks. | |
| <Yadde> no birdo | |
| <Yadde> that's from Ska's stream he did yesterday | |
| <birdo> Haha, that's true! | |
| <birdo> classic | |
| <nogaems_> ayylmao | |
| <nogaems_> >type 10 defender interdicrts me for my delicious 15 consumer thingies >submit and kick his ass >another ship jump in on our battle for my cargo | |
| <nogaems_> t-they can do this? | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <Volume-> MORnign | |
| <nogaems_> sup Volume- | |
| <LewishM> I put my name down for dopecon for the first time :3 | |
| <LewishM> also boyos my books are nearly here | |
| <AndFergYou> \o/ | |
| <nogaems_> bookboys | |
| <nogaems_> what books? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Oh shit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Are we getting dopecon rumble 2018 | |
| <maduin> LewishM what books | |
| <LewishM> books | |
| <LewishM> I ordered them yesterday based on chat recommendations | |
| <maduin> Good books | |
| <maduin> I started that The Lies of Locke something something. Promising. | |
| <Green> Oh shit, Dopecon rumble sounds great! | |
| <Green> Live audience hype | |
| <Yadde> if finnish people are at the dopecon | |
| <Yadde> you don't even need a game | |
| <Yadde> just film ilga wrassling others | |
| <Boomer> Actually dopecon 2016 was Meryl wrassling others | |
| <LewishM> i can only go one weekend tho so | |
| <LewishM> im not exactly banking big odds on making it | |
| <LewishM> Where are books | |
| <LewishM> amazon reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |
| <maduin> Aaaaa bored | |
| <maduin> What should I reaaad for 2 hours | |
| <nogaems_> boku no potter-kun tower | |
| <Yadde> read the Transformers comics maduin | |
| <maduin> Uh oh | |
| <LewishM> Another 2 murders in London yesterday | |
| <LewishM> I wish we had gun control so nobody could die 😦 | |
| <Yadde> I wish you had people control so nobody would have a gun | |
| <I-H> you need more guns LewishM | |
| <maduin> With guns there would be more dead | |
| <I-H> if only those two people would've had guns, they wouldn't get murdered and the murderers would get killed | |
| <LewishM> I mean one of them was that | |
| <LewishM> 2 guys broke into a 78 year old mans house with knives | |
| <LewishM> and he took a kitchen knife and killed one of them | |
| <LewishM> and now hes being held for murder | |
| <LewishM> :)))) | |
| <LewishM> i suppose gun control nuts would say "WITH A GUN HE WOULD HAVE KILLED TWO PEOPLE!!!!!" | |
| <LewishM> good | |
| <LewishM> if you dont want shot dont break into peoples homes | |
| <LewishM> fucking idiots | |
| <Yadde> it's not murder though | |
| <Yadde> it would be homicide | |
| <LewishM> Hes charged with murder | |
| <LewishM> right now | |
| <LewishM> it can get downgraded but if you kill someone you get held for murder first | |
| <Yadde> only in UK | |
| <LewishM> until they can prove it down the scale | |
| <maduin> In Turku if that one guy had a gun and not a knife, there would have been more dead | |
| <LewishM> 2 people have been shot to death in London this week as well | |
| <LewishM> its almost as if | |
| <LewishM> gun control doesnt stop criminals getting guns | |
| <LewishM> cause they break the law | |
| <LewishM> 🤔 | |
| <Yadde> like I said | |
| <Yadde> gotta have people control | |
| <Yadde> use guns to control people | |
| <Yadde> instead of using people to control guns | |
| <Yadde> I've been waking up at like 08:00 - 09:00 | |
| <maduin> Guns dont disappear anywhere. Just make it harder to get guns, especially the ones that can be used to kill many easily | |
| <Yadde> and it feels really fucking weird | |
| <Yadde> I've been awake for hours, and it's still midday | |
| <maduin> And not enough to do? | |
| <Yadde> no motivation to do anything | |
| <Yadde> I did go and do groceries in the morning | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Guns don't kill people bullets do | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ban on bullets but keep guns | |
| <Yadde> bullets don't kill people, gunpowder does | |
| <maduin> Gunpowder dont kill people, triggers do | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <Yadde> triggered people do | |
| <Yadde> ban SJW's | |
| <LewishM> @GUTSMANSASS isnt that a chris rock sketch | |
| <LewishM> he says we just need bullet control | |
| <LewishM> make each bullet cost $10000 | |
| <LewishM> then if you see somebody got shot | |
| <LewishM> you know that nigga did some real shit | |
| <LewishM> shot 3 times in the chest thats $30000 | |
| <LewishM> he deserved itr | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> It's not a bad idea | |
| <Yadde> too bad making bullets is piss easy at home | |
| <LewishM> ^ | |
| <LewishM> that is why that plan falls apart | |
| <maduin> Hah | |
| <LewishM> black market bullets in seconds | |
| <maduin> Would be great otherwise | |
| <Yadde> it would be even bigger thing than making kilju in finland | |
| <Yadde> man, I kinda feel like doing zelda rando again | |
| <IronBar> what are cats | |
| <Lunki_> >over 2 hour worst borderlands speedrun | |
| <Lunki_> I cant wait it to be 3 hour run because "we never had this bad rng before" | |
| <plaaplaa> IronBar fucking sjws ruining everything REEEEEEEEEEEE | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Fucking knitler | |
| <maduin> Hopefully we will have 4 hour Mario Kart run | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >Heinki doing a Deus ex run again | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Cool | |
| <maduin> 6 hour PS1 trial pursuit run pls | |
| <maduin> Trivial even | |
| <Lunki_> I'm hype for mario maker blind relay! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Cool doom 2016 race | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yo FEAR | |
| <maduin> What difficulty | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >enter the gungeon speed run | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Vomit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >final fantasy 6 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >100% glitchless | |
| <maduin> Oh! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Fuck | |
| <maduin> Oh... | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That | |
| <maduin> I rather have glitches | |
| <maduin> Vanish/Doom all | |
| <Ratix> it's probably the last game anyway so you can ignore it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Kingdom Hearts HD 1.5 ReMix (KH1FM) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Fuck that | |
| <maduin> I will watch it anyway | |
| <maduin> Oh shit KH will watch | |
| <ncn> vanish/doom exploit? we talkin' the second best ff here? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Mario Kart 8 Deluxe | |
| !!!! | |
| <maduin> NO | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Remember last time it was run!!!! | |
| <maduin> NOT FUCKING MARIO KART | |
| <AndFergYou> ? | |
| <AndFergYou> what happened last time | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> The only metal gear solid game run this year is twin snakes | |
| <AndFergYou> nothing at all? | |
| <maduin> Last time it was 4 hour incredibly boring "run" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Runner was shit, ran over, failed tricks, came 7th in a race once | |
| <maduin> Hahaha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Pepsiman | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Fuck yes boi | |
| <AndFergYou> If the runner and the couch isn't dressed as many Marios it's not worth runnign | |
| <maduin> They probably are not allowed | |
| <AndFergYou> Cultural appropriation? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Fuck yes 2 Jedi knight games | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Cheese05 doing a mario run fuck yes | |
| <maduin> I remember how they had problems with Reimu doll | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Super Mario Odyssey | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Simpsons hit and run | |
| <maduin> Need to finish Odyssey | |
| <AndFergYou> Was she stealing all the donations? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >undertale | |
| <AndFergYou> getit, touhou joke | |
| <IronBar> !p1ayed SGDQ2018 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: SGDQ2018 has been playing Black Mirror ÍI for 12min 5sec | |
| <IronBar> wow I can't believe Rumia is running | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yo! Noid 2 | |
| <maduin> It was "distraction" or something | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> There are some great games on that list that'll be enjoyable | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Definitely the Deus ex one | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And cheese05 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> But there is some real buttfuck cancer there | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Oops banned | |
| <maduin> Is cheese05 fun | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah he's entertaining | |
| <IronBar> Can't get banned if you don't pay for the sub | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Current WR holder for mario 64 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Both 70 and 120 | |
| <maduin> Is Zelda there | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> A lot of it | |
| <maduin> Oot again? And Super Metroid? | |
| <IronBar> Original, Four Swords, Majora's 3D, Ocarina, Seasons, Skyward and Wind Waked HD | |
| <maduin> God I want NES Ninja Gaiden back | |
| <AndFergYou> #savetheframesagain | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Like I said | |
| <AndFergYou> #hellishloop | |
| <IronBar> Ninja Gaiden is on thre | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> A lot of cancer | |
| <maduin> FUCK YES | |
| <IronBar> Just the first one | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Oh fuck that's right | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I forgot AGDQ is under sub only again | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 😂😂😂😂😂 | |
| <IronBar> That Ninja Gaiden race is definitely one of the best ever | |
| <maduin> You mean cant chat with out sun? | |
| <IronBar> It couldn't be anymore perfect | |
| <maduin> Agreed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Wait is jack and daxter on there | |
| <IronBar> >wanting to chat on a big twitch chat | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Nope | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Shit | |
| <maduin> NG1-3 team relay | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Jak and daxter still remains my favourite funniest AGDQ run | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And they banned everyone | |
| <maduin> Fucking typos because phone discord | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Wow | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Waw | |
| <nogaems_> twitch chat is just memes | |
| <IronBar> You could just do it on the dopegdq chat, all you need to do is copy-paste "WORD XD WORD XD WORD XD WORD XD WORD XD" over and over again | |
| <IronBar> It's the same experience | |
| <maduin> I hate that spamshit | |
| <maduin> So im happy with subs only | |
| <IronBar> Some are probably bots but I can guarantee that there's some who do it themselves | |
| <AndFergYou> Where's the Drake speedrun | |
| <IronBar> Like they literally sit all day hitting ctrl-v | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> They're hot on the ban hammer tho | |
| <IronBar> It's right there Josh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> If you say one naughty little thing | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Like the runner being shit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> BANNED | |
| <maduin> DING DONG | |
| <maduin> BANNU | |
| <plaaplaa> IronBar only the sith deal in absolutes :^) | |
| <IronBar> Neat, Shadow Warrior | |
| <IronBar> Original one | |
| <IronBar> Also Prey run that isn't OoB | |
| <Ratix> holy shit thief 1 run | |
| <IronBar> and of course Doctors Without Borders is better charity | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Pretty sure AGDQ still pockets a lot | |
| <plaaplaa> that's a cool bird | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Let's mix it up. How about if Ràtix streams a movie instead? | |
| <IronBar> !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Some weird shooter he won't tell us which (???) | |
| <Lewder> assume y'all nignogs know about the spyro remake by now | |
| <Lewder> but did you know there is no PC release | |
| <ncn> yet | |
| <IronBar> it's gonna be the same as crash | |
| <Lewder> we are getting cucked again | |
| <IronBar> Comes on PS4 | |
| <IronBar> and then like a year later on PC | |
| <Lewder> hmm | |
| <ncn> timed exclusivity yada yada | |
| <IronBar> Sony wants those exclusivity deals | |
| <ncn> bloodborne pc when | |
| <IronBar> Never ever | |
| <IronBar> 25 years lateer | |
| <IronBar> on PS4 emulator | |
| <IronBar> At 9FPS | |
| <ncn> better than the original | |
| <ncn> HÖHÖ | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I might stream again tonight if I'm allowed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Stick to mass effect and stop doing random shit afterward | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Also I watched my own VOD and I fucking hate my voice lmao but I noticed the sound was a bit quiet | |
| <ncn> huniepopso HYEP | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Oh shid | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Is that tonight | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I wanna catch that fuck yeah | |
| <ncn> i think she said she was going to do it today | |
| <I-H> takes a while to learn to not hate your own voice @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <IronBar> worry not, everyone hates you :) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ; ) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I stutter a lot irl | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> My brain is too intelligent for my mouth and it trips itself | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I'm funny I swear | |
| !forums | |
| <ncn> you don't have to be funny to be a streamer | |
| <begoniabol> hey all | |
| <begoniabol> plaaplaa that video from yesterday :'( <3 | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/h8PyCygAagk | |
| <plaaplaa> and yes it was the most precious kitten | |
| <begoniabol> i love him | |
| <begoniabol> cat wants box | |
| <plaaplaa> it has such a tiny meow :'( | |
| <LarryLongbow> Aww it is too cute to handle! | |
| <plaaplaa> nigganiemi | |
| <ncn> puliplaa | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I may not be funny but I make it up in difficulty | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >breezing through hardcore ME1 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I'm going to go for insane difficulty on ME2&3 | |
| <LewishM> My books are here bois | |
| <AndFergYou> wo | |
| <LewishM> @GUTSMANSASS its a lot of waiting for shields to recharge | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Not if you're bad | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Wait | |
| <LarryLongbow> Books on wrestling! @LewishM | |
| <LewishM> None of those this time Larry | |
| <LewishM> but ive read a few | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> "was that a suplex?" A book by gutsman | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> If I ever commentate wrasslin I'll just call every move a duplex | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Suplex | |
| <birdo> suplex a stream | |
| <plaaplaa> pls a stream | |
| <Lunki> "getting pounded in the butt while getting suplexed" A book by gutsman | |
| <LarryLongbow> Boss music! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU3MXkZ0cB4 | |
| <plaaplaa> ok guys | |
| <plaaplaa> I'm fucking doing it | |
| <plaaplaa> I'm going in | |
| <plaaplaa> I'm watching the last jedi | |
| <birdo> RIP | |
| <maduin> movie theater? | |
| <maduin> yeah rip | |
| <plaaplaa> of course not, what the fuck maduin | |
| <maduin> it has two awesome scenes | |
| <maduin> rest... | |
| <plaaplaa> well that already sounds better than the force awakens :^) | |
| <maduin> See it first | |
| <maduin> also LarryLongbow I want to hear remix from that Battle 3 | |
| <Nutblox> did you buy a single's ticket | |
| <maduin> I kinda dont like Megadrive sounds but as an arranged remix this could rock | |
| <Green> Guts is really way too nervous about this application. I'm a god damn streamer here, it's ez | |
| <maduin> what application, Discord? | |
| <maduin> LarryLongbow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x9KuwAJVyE | |
| <birdo> inb4 guts streams are deemed so bad he gets banned forever | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed greene | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: 6d 17h 38min 0sec ago, Gręene played Gantz O for 1h 33min 42sec, Alias: GreenMiscreant | |
| <maduin> FUCKING GANTZ | |
| <maduin> FUCK | |
| <maduin> GANTZ | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed -1 greene | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: 7d 20h 40min 31sec ago, Gręene played Xenoblade Chronicles 2 for 1h 53min 49sec, Alias: GreenMiscreant | |
| <maduin> So @Green FMA movie next? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wew forgot to open IRC | |
| <Ghatto_Works> All this time | |
| <Green> :^) | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Morning dopechat | |
| <maduin> ning Ghatto_Works | |
| <Yadde> why does this make it feel extra lewd with ncn? https://i.imgur.com/4j9DB3A.png | |
| <Green> I'm hesitant about making Xenoblade 2 an actual project suddenly | |
| <ncn> ;;;;;;;;D | |
| <maduin> idontgetit | |
| <ncn> don't want to see me discharge my HYPER WEAPON? | |
| <maduin> @Green from what I have heard it has some grinding in it so at least dont stream those parts | |
| <Green> I've already beat it | |
| <ncn> i want to see some bunny lady tetten at least | |
| <maduin> ooooh | |
| <Green> And decided I want to pay it again | |
| <maduin> Get Octopath Traveller when it comes | |
| <Green> But it might not be fun stream game after all | |
| <Green> Oh I will | |
| <Green> I loved the demo | |
| <maduin> voice acting surprised me | |
| <LarryLongbow> Oh I didnt know there was a remix! maduin | |
| <maduin> LarryLongbow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlETcmHOJE | |
| <LarryLongbow> thats a good one! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Delivering, ncn https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DZtbTaVW0AADYtL.jpg | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Slightly nsfw | |
| <ncn> why are the police suddenly at my door? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Say they are over 5000 years old | |
| <LarryLongbow> top right one! Ghatto_Works | |
| <Green> Best girl is on the smaller end of tit size ;_; | |
| <maduin> ncn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ6VY3ho0Ec | |
| <ncn> i'm going to jail :D | |
| <Ghatto_Works> :D | |
| <LarryLongbow> best one is the top right one! | |
| <ncn> still haven't watched monster musume, have read it though | |
| <maduin> ah the other one is better | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed g:king's | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: 8d 20h 11min 3sec ago, Gręene played King's Field for 1h 45min 39sec | |
| <maduin> oh shit | |
| <maduin> first ep out from Galactic Heroes | |
| <maduin> and Evergarden ends ;_;7 | |
| <Green> I got legit stuck it seems, ncn | |
| <Green> I'm not touching that again | |
| <Green> Fucking SKURT | |
| <ncn> oh bother | |
| <LarryLongbow> Angry Skurt! | |
| <Nutblox> to beat Skurt you need help from the ancient evil | |
| <ncn> at least ultima is some REAL NIGGA SHIT | |
| <ncn> riginaga raginaga | |
| <LarryLongbow> that one looks finnish! @Nutblox | |
| <Nutblox> ah so it was that obvious | |
| <Yadde> morso | |
| <ncn> unfortunately the estonians got us beat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIRdoB8ZMUk | |
| <Green> > dramatic song with operatic singing >it builds up over three minutes >breaks out into breakcore | |
| <Green> Fucking Kikuo | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> The world would be a better place if only à- would stream. | |
| <Yadde> ncn, I wouldn't say https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I065RwxKk4g | |
| <ncn> ooho :o | |
| <ncn> TULTA SAATANA | |
| <IronBar> !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> going on here (50 viewer limit lololol) please leave | |
| <birdo> lolololol | |
| <ncn> lolo? | |
| <Yadde> oh god the 50 viewer limit | |
| <kreggur> I don't even remember that | |
| <Lunki> >50 viewer limit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Oh god | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 50 viewer limit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> What was that from 😂 | |
| <Yadde> livestream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> How did we get it removed lmao | |
| <Green> Good times | |
| <Lunki> >there was a point in time when there were more than 50 viewers | |
| <Yadde> think you needed to pay for it | |
| <kreggur> that was pre-twitch wasn't it | |
| <Yadde> yes | |
| <birdo> Justin.tv | |
| <Green> #Twitch2014 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I think the most legit amount we got was that space land stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> There is a screenshot of it somewhere | |
| <IronBar> cough deadpool stream | |
| <ncn> any opinions on milk alternatives, like almond or soy milk? | |
| <Yadde> taste like shit | |
| <birdo> get a goat | |
| <Nutblox> better than milk | |
| <ncn> goat milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | |
| <Nutblox> i drink it less often | |
| <Nutblox> and healthier | |
| <Nutblox> not soy milk because of memes tho | |
| * Lewder WILL NEVER FORGET ABOUT OWN3D.TV | |
| <kreggur> ncn: almond. Unsweetened if you want to lower calorie intake. There's too much texture in oat and soy is bad for you | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ | |
| <ncn> how is soy bad? inb4 SOYBOY | |
| <kreggur> well it is bad for your hormones. but then again so are IPAs and ibuprofen | |
| <Doniac> pretty sure that's just a meme | |
| <Doniac> afaik regular milk fucks you harder than soy milk does | |
| <ncn> pretty sure soy affecting hormones was debunked | |
| <Lunki> oh hey, new wow expansion in 4 months :^) | |
| <Yadde> every food ever fucks you up | |
| <birdo> Do streams fuck you up? | |
| <ncn> only if you eat them | |
| <Doniac> >Dark iron dorfs and Mag har orcs aren't available until release | |
| <Doniac> reee | |
| <maduin> Lunki_: ehhhhh. What is it called? | |
| <Nutblox> 'you don't need your wallet no more' maduin | |
| <maduin> :( | |
| <Doniac> Lunki_ apparently the expansion is by the same people who made cata and wod | |
| <Doniac> oh deary me | |
| <maduin> sooooo shit? | |
| <Doniac> probably | |
| <Nutblox> hype for new elf race? | |
| <Doniac> looks cool though | |
| <maduin> ....AGAIN new elf? | |
| <ncn> are they sexy at least | |
| <maduin> oh wait...its that void elf isnt it | |
| <Lunki> I hope it will atleast be as okay as legion was | |
| <maduin> were cata and wod okay? | |
| <Lunki> cata was | |
| <Lunki> wod lol no | |
| <Doniac> cata was alright in the beginning atleast | |
| <Doniac> wod was the worst wow has ever been | |
| <maduin> wod was utterly pointless | |
| <maduin> story wise too | |
| <Lunki> I was checking patch dates because this release seems really fast | |
| <Lunki> first I was like >tanaan patch 22 june in wod >legion pre-patch 19 july | |
| <Lunki> >then notice that there was a fuckin year between also | |
| <Lunki> so instead of 13 months of waiting in WoD, legion will have at max 6 months | |
| <Nutblox> tanaan on patch paeva | |
| <Lunki> if they gonna keep patch every 77 days, we should have had patch now, or next week | |
| <maduin> VOID ELVES | |
| <maduin> fucking | |
| <Lunki> if not, pre-bfa patch in 2,5 months | |
| <maduin> VOID ELVES | |
| <IronBar> warranty void elves | |
| <ncn> vacuous vaginas | |
| <Doniac> Void elves are sexy as fuck tbqh | |
| <ncn> put your dick in'em and you can never get it out again | |
| <Doniac> you wouldn't want to | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >playing alliance | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA | |
| <maduin> what if | |
| <maduin> WHAT IF | |
| <maduin> We pretend WoW never happened and lets make Warcraft 4 | |
| <maduin> without Metzen | |
| <Lunki> Metzcraft 4 | |
| <maduin> EVERYONE IS CORRUPTED | |
| <Lunki> ohhh no | |
| <Murgasmos> Hoil | |
| <maduin> no | |
| <ncn> hmmmm https://static.naamapalmu.com/files/82/big/1329eee3.png | |
| <maduin> cant wait for Amazons LotR-series | |
| <Murgasmos> ncn :-DD | |
| <maduin> it will be so shit | |
| <ncn> ::::D | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Maybe you should stream! | |
| <maduin> Lunki_: https://i.imgur.com/uTrDvPP.jpg epic | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed m:hobitit | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: no match for movie :( | |
| <ncn> boo | |
| <Lunki> zug zug | |
| <maduin> LotR is one of the best trilogies in movie history and then what the fuck Hobbit | |
| <ncn> specificly this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8J5IIjX946U | |
| <ncn> piip piip lehtisalaatti | |
| <Nutblox> ANOTHER PORT | |
| <Nutblox> on switch | |
| <ncn> no dicks 0/5 | |
| <IronBar> Can't put everything in one thing | |
| <IronBar> It's not right until you have 250 plugins | |
| <ncn> fair, 1/5 | |
| <IronBar> !lastplayed ru | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: 2d 22h 51min 36sec ago, Rumia played Ultima VII: The Black Gate for 2h 30min 46sec, Alias: Rumia | |
| <IronBar> It's not strange to use the larryapp | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh wow that smile! IronBar | |
| <plaaplaa> happiest kitty! :3 | |
| <IronBar> guess what russia is!!! | |
| <maduin> three games only | |
| <maduin> all Valve | |
| <ncn> S I C C https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hR7Pn0JfhDg | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> I hacked into the streamer channel and it looks like Nòoya is getting ready to stream! | |
| <Nadel> but we are at 30% hype already | |
| <Yadde> butts | |
| <nogaems_> <>== | |
| <ncn> where be topso | |
| <plaaplaa> what the fuck | |
| <plaaplaa> my denial of butts | |
| <plaaplaa> almost cost me EVERYTHING | |
| <Ghatto_Works> You NEVER deny a butt | |
| <Ghatto_Works> No butts, only dreams | |
| <plaaplaa> man what the fuck was that | |
| <plaaplaa> dropped out of quakenet | |
| <plaaplaa> sites wouldn't connect | |
| <plaaplaa> but everything was fine on other network | |
| <plaaplaa> I guess dns servers fugged? | |
| <nogaems_> that is one shitty house | |
| <Nadel> there were such ridiculous cues in every bar I checked after work I got mad and went home to make dinner | |
| <Nadel> and it's so fucking good | |
| <Nadel> indeed | |
| <Yadde> any bar that has cues isn't a good bar to go to | |
| <Yadde> it will be crowded | |
| <Yadde> it will be loud | |
| <Yadde> and because there's a lot of people, they'll most likely play some shit club music there | |
| <IronBar> dopelives, | |
| <IronBar> where's the stream? | |
| <plaaplaa> streams are dreams | |
| <IronBar> you were supposed to livestream it with the obs | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Where da video games | |
| <ncn> i wonder if steward copeland is involved with the music | |
| <Green> Just rip the original OST tbh | |
| <IronBar> no no you gotta reboot it | |
| <IronBar> and dump the original soundtrack | |
| <IronBar> replace it with some orchestral snorefest | |
| <IronBar> also fuck up the game too | |
| <Yadde> LarryLongbow, is this how He-Man was dupped in sweden? https://youtu.be/UYTe5h3fCW8?t=83 | |
| <Green> Stop | |
| <ncn> maybe option to switch between remaster and og? | |
| <Green> Don'te remind me of Ratchet & Clank | |
| <Green> pls | |
| <IronBar> HASH | |
| <IronBar> TAG | |
| <IronBar> GADGETRON | |
| <Green> KILL | |
| <Green> ME | |
| <IronBar> brain eating zombie t-rex | |
| <ncn> did they fuck up the music in the r&c remake? | |
| <Drallkan> whats wrong with Ratchet and Clank, Green? | |
| <IronBar> Why YES | |
| <IronBar> Yes they did | |
| <Green> The reboot of R&C is trash, Drallkan | |
| <ncn> mother bitch | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> The crash remaster was good tho | |
| <ncn> ye | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I assume the same studio is handling it? | |
| <Drallkan> I enjoyed it, it got me to go back and play through all of the other R&C games, even Size Matters and Secret Agent Clank, now the former of those was trash | |
| <ncn> except the time trials for crash 1 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Well the time trials were cancer anyway | |
| <IronBar> i am angery about spurdo what is this shit design where is angular derpdragon?? | |
| <Yadde> haha IronBar | |
| <Yadde> Spurdo the Dargoon | |
| <ncn> haven't 100%ed crash 3 because you need to do time trials | |
| <maduin> IronBar: ;_; | |
| <ncn> all the switchfags on twitter | |
| <Yadde> that feeling when all the anticipated games of this year are reboots/remasters/remakes | |
| <ncn> get a real console | |
| <Viilipurkki> as long as you don't aim for gold or platinum relics, crash 3 time trials are easy, ncn | |
| <Green> Fuck Crash 3 | |
| <ncn> yeah, i still hate time trials in general | |
| <Green> Waaaaaaaaayy too many gimmick levels | |
| <Yadde> underwater timed escort stealth missions | |
| !lastplayed g: XV | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 1066d 23h 51min 10sec (2y 336d) ago, GreenMiscreant played Final Fantasy XV Episode Duscae (Demo) for 1h 29min 56sec | |
| <Green> Woooooooow | |
| <Nadel> !firstplayed g:XIII | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: 2364d 17h 46min 46sec (6y 174d) ago, Ramstrǫng played XIII for 1h 1min 53sec | |
| <ncn> am i the only one who likes ff15 here | |
| <Yadde> I stopped caring after IX | |
| <Green> I'm interested in playing it | |
| <Viilipurkki> FFVI best FF | |
| <Yadde> I'm not saying they're bad after IX | |
| <ncn> you mean ffIX right viilipurkki | |
| <Viilipurkki> no | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> The best final fantasy | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Is 3 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And 3 as in JP release | |
| <Yadde> I didn't mind when they moved from Fantasy to Fantasy Steampunk in FF VI and VII and IX | |
| <Yadde> but after that it's mostly been sci-fi with swords | |
| <maduin> makopunk still best | |
| <Yadde> and it's not even good sci-fi | |
| <Ramstrong> ff6 is so gud though | |
| <Yadde> everything just os | |
| <Yadde> there | |
| <Yadde> is* | |
| <Viilipurkki> well, there's the seagullpunk in the middle Yadde | |
| <Viilipurkki> aka FFX | |
| <Yadde> X was just weird and I never really accustomed myself to the setting it had | |
| <Yadde> but like, in VI and VII the technology they have is somewhat explained | |
| <ncn> ffx jumped the shark | |
| <ncn> ff12 is cool tho | |
| <Ramstrong> i liked ff12 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 12 is great | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Like really good | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> If it wasn't full fucking price on steam I'd rebuy | |
| <Ramstrong> i liked how the plot suggested you might not really be the good guys | |
| <Yadde> I maybe should give 12 another go | |
| <ncn> >50€ nigga pls, it's the zodiac age edition but still | |
| <Yadde> I played it on an emulator like 10 years ago | |
| <maduin> I didnt like FFX world design | |
| <Ramstrong> GILGAMESH | |
| <maduin> clothes and so | |
| <Ramstrong> yellow dungarees everywhere maduin | |
| <Ramstrong> plz no | |
| <ncn> what the fuck http://store.steampowered.com/app/745220/There_Is_A_Genie_In_My_Szechuan_Sauce/ | |
| <Yadde> also every time JRPG's are mentioned, for some reason this starts to play in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyl_8yGUojI | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed g:suikoden | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: no match for game :( | |
| <ncn> *GASP* | |
| <Yadde> :( | |
| <ncn> must be a shit game innit | |
| <Yadde> I never played any of the Dargon Quest games | |
| <Ramstrong> i've only played 8 | |
| <Ramstrong> loved it though | |
| <Yadde> what was that other JRPG that revolved around dragons? | |
| <ncn> mother 3 | |
| <Yadde> hold on | |
| <Yadde> I can remember it | |
| <Ramstrong> legend of dragoon? | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <maduin> Legend of Dragoon | |
| <Yadde> Breath of Fire | |
| <maduin> Breath of Fire | |
| <maduin> ... | |
| <Ramstrong> too slow maduin | |
| <Ramstrong> step it up | |
| <ncn> legend of dragoon is a rhythm game | |
| <Yadde> maduin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULsMExWz6Xc | |
| <Ghatto_Works> God damn, Cena https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EueYot6TZ4 | |
| <Yadde> ncn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaB7qHBsGYA | |
| <ncn> imagine if cena started to do fiverrs like tyrone or whoever that guy is | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also Goddamn Cena at DopeWrasslin last Royal Rumble | |
| <Ghatto_Works> That asshole | |
| <plaaplaa> The Last Jedi was a very shitty movie | |
| <plaaplaa> not quite as bad as the force awakens, I think | |
| <plaaplaa> but almost | |
| <Yadde> let me guess | |
| <Yadde> critics loved it | |
| <nogaems_> fug yeah Yadde, new (grossly inefficient) gold rush | |
| <nogaems_> gotta board flip like 50 times tho ;-; https://i.imgur.com/vWJzr6Q.png | |
| <Ramstrong> that really s u b v e r t e d m y e x p e c t a t i o n s | |
| <Yadde> >30 mil | |
| <maduin> hey, hey | |
| <maduin> guys | |
| <nogaems_> supposedly there's a 50mil 180 unit delviery | |
| <Yadde> how long of a trip do you have to do? | |
| <maduin> s-strm | |
| <nogaems_> one system over | |
| <Yadde> maybe I should go there with my corvette and pirate around | |
| <Yadde> just to piss off people | |
| <nogaems_> MAIA system, Darnielle's progress surface installation that sells meta-alloys | |
| <nogaems_> there's a few people here, i lag hard, but havent seen and commanders | |
| <nogaems_> any* | |
| <Ramstrong> i could stream tonight maybe | |
| <nogaems_> oh neat | |
| <Nadel> !lastplayed Ramstrong g:rance | |
| <nogaems_> like i just flew out in open with a ful lcargo hold, not a single blip | |
| <maduin> but WHAT | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: 1106d 23h 26min 36sec (3y 11d) ago, Ramstrǫng played Sengoku Rance for 2h 38min 11sec | |
| <maduin> uh oh | |
| <Ramstrong> co-op shit | |
| <Yadde> nogaems_, sometimes I just want to go to a system with a lot of people, and then just interdict them | |
| <Yadde> and launch a hatch breaker | |
| <Yadde> and then jump off | |
| <nogaems_> lol cheeky | |
| <Yadde> not even collecting the shit | |
| <Yadde> just to literally piss people off | |
| <Nadel> implying they won't just log out | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: a played Far Cry 5 for 3h 51min 43sec, stopped 9h 19min 22sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hupe | |
| <Nadel> H U P E | |
| <Yadde> there's like a 15 second timer if you log out during combat | |
| <Nadel> not if you tab out and kill the process :^) | |
| <Yadde> plenty of time for the limpet to get one ton of cargo out | |
| <Yadde> and ruin their mission | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <Yadde> I mean like I said | |
| <Yadde> I wouldn't even collect it | |
| <Yadde> I would just make them waste time | |
| <Yadde> and if they actually logged out, they would fail the mission | |
| <nogaems_> last person i saw was almost 1hr ago, before that was 3 more hours iirc | |
| <ncn> yo ghatto_works https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80PSrXOwJlw | |
| <Dopefish_liver> vi deo ga m es u | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> I can never get enough of Ýadde streams! | |
| <arch> ncn more like boob mary | |
| <ncn> faightan is all about waifus anyway | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You're about waifus | |
| <ncn> yes | |
| <Green> no u | |
| <plaaplaa> who is best waifu of all time | |
| <IronBar> u | |
| <IronBar> ;))) | |
| <Lunki> u | |
| <maduin> no u | |
| <plaaplaa> OwO | |
| <ncn> i'm more into y | |
| <IronBar> N | |
| <ncn> x is a bitch tho | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Notices stream OwO what's this | |
| <arch> what stream? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Remember when people thought auto pilot was live | |
| <arch> I member | |
| <Green> What the fuck is a stream | |
| <ncn> internet-transmitted cancer | |
| <plaaplaa> what the FUCK | |
| <plaaplaa> it's RAINING | |
| <IronBar> huh, Autoplay is offline | |
| <plaaplaa> it's spring-ish in finland | |
| <plaaplaa> how is it raining | |
| <IronBar> what else is it supposed to do | |
| <ncn> gets all the white bullshit out | |
| <plaaplaa> snow | |
| <plaaplaa> because this country sucks dick | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> autoplay is offline? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> DEAD SITE | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> actually it's all offline | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wtf | |
| <Dopefish__lives> guys wanna learn about eggs | |
| <Murgasmos> tenga eggs? | |
| <ncn> deceared eggs? | |
| <arch> it's over GUTSMANSASS | |
| <arch> rip vacker | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah rip | |
| <plaaplaa> Dopefish__lives you mean, are we.. EGGCITED? | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives guess what | |
| <plaaplaa> Yadde why hast thou forsaken me | |
| <Ramstrong> >suitepee >over 40 marksmanship come on Yadde | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yadde where download | |
| <Yadde> in my secret HDD next to my porn | |
| <Yadde> I aint even kidding | |
| <Yadde> plaaplaa https://youtu.be/tGID-M1bpkA | |
| <arch> this is what nyanners is now? reading wikipedia? | |
| <IronBar> when it takes two decades to get a movie done, maybe it's time to reconsider | |
| <Yadde> I'm actually using the OBS preview window popped out to play this game | |
| <Yadde> because it's tiny as shit on windowed mode | |
| <Ramstrong> lel | |
| <arch> 320x240 games | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this match is considered the GOAT | |
| <Ramstrong> almost as small as my old streams arch | |
| <ncn> i thought the opening music was duel of fates kek | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> You know what, no. How about YOU say who will stream next! | |
| <IronBar> Y | |
| <Sean> dope sholuld stream | |
| <IronBar> V the below poster triple stream V | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Sean why dont you come stream some half life | |
| <Dopefish__lives> oh wait | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you god damn right | |
| <Sean> oh wait what bitch | |
| <Green> calm yourself, szechuan | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Sean you faggot | |
| <Sean> bullying | |
| <ncn> talking of szechuan someone strem this http://store.steampowered.com/app/745220/There_Is_A_Genie_In_My_Szechuan_Sauce/ | |
| <Lunki_> did someone say half life stream | |
| <Lunki_> chavn where | |
| <Yadde> half life | |
| <Sean> ask dope | |
| <Yadde> full life consequences | |
| <Dopefish__lives> RThat's not even the real Sean | |
| <Sean> yeah it is????????????? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Liar | |
| <Yadde> Sean Connery? | |
| <Sean> thats me hahahaah | |
| <arch> the szechuan sauce was mediocre | |
| <Yadde> I'm pretty sure it's him | |
| <Dopefish__lives> sezuchan sauce is just bbq and ketchup mixed | |
| <arch> inaccurate | |
| <Sean> dopefish is alive | |
| <arch> it's more like teriyaki sauce with soy sauce mixed | |
| <Sean> its me seanyb | |
| <Artless> Hi it's Vince with SlapChop, you're gonna be in a great mood all day | |
| <Sean> lets play some video games and drink bepis | |
| <Sean> cant belive you dont know your own wife | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hey wait | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this system is exploitable | |
| <Sean> I fuckin love dick | |
| <Sean> fug | |
| <outtis> isn't teriyakis auce just.. sweet soy sauce? | |
| <ncn> more like crusader kinks | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> OH SHID | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Anyway if people want streams I can if Dopefish__lives allows | |
| <Artless> You're gonne be slapping your troubles away with the SlapChop, slap slappin' your troubles away with the SlapChop | |
| <Lunki_> thanks Drallkan | |
| <Ramstrong> am i going to have to stream ck2 again | |
| <Sean> I had a slap chop but it was an ikea one and it was garbage | |
| <Dopefish__lives> im going to bed in a sec GUTSMANSASS, so no can do, unless you find another babysitter | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hey look Suitepee | |
| <arch> I can change the topic if that's what's required | |
| <Artless> Shame @Sean, Vince wanted you to have a good day | |
| <Suitepee> what am I looking at GUTSMANSASS? | |
| <Suitepee> also hi | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Vince McMahon? | |
| <Sean> I had a bad day and tbh a bad life after that experiance | |
| <arch> but I mean can anyone stream right now? | |
| <Sean> fuckin ikea tbh | |
| <Suitepee> i could do some filler arch, why you ask | |
| <Lunki> what are streams? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >streaming | |
| <arch> no I mean because vacker appears to be kill | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lmaoooo | |
| <Suitepee> ah | |
| <Lunki> too bad setting up VR stream is a hassle | |
| <Suitepee> i will attempt to go live now then, to test | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I need a babysitter to stream | |
| <Sean> same lol | |
| <Nadel> nooooooo | |
| <Fitnig> streamcucked | |
| <ncn> >pube g | |
| <Lunki> hey suitepee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rip | |
| <Sean> Im ready for a suitepee stream will it be pugv | |
| <Sean> helll yeah | |
| <arch> ok so it's just germany that is dead | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> well at least vacker works | |
| <arch> oh now it's back! | |
| <arch> huzzah | |
| <Lunki> suitepee fixed it! | |
| <Sean> three cheers for suitepee | |
| <ncn> hip | |
| <Sean> hip | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> boo. | |
| <Sean> ffs | |
| <Sean> fucked it tbh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I was but I need a babysitter or something | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i don't actually know what that means | |
| <Sean> can someone teach me to play pubg | |
| <Lunki> sit this @GUTSMANSASS *unzips dick | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> nice | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah I can teach | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you uninstall | |
| <IronBar> you then file a ticket for a refund | |
| <arch> sean you just pick shit up and hide and try to spot people before they spot you | |
| <Sean> lmao i play fornite with these two guys i met in OW from england and its cancer tbh | |
| <IronBar> and that's how you become the champion | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you be aggressive | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> be | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> be | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> aggressive | |
| <Sean> the guys and the game tbh | |
| <IronBar> GODAHBED | |
| <LarryLongbow> That is not Jesus christ! Dopefish__lives | |
| <Lunki_> yes | |
| <plaaplaa> no | |
| <ncn> maybe | |
| <Fitnig> Right click to loot Suitepee | |
| <Lunki_> looks like filler forever | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Huh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wha | |
| <Lunki_> GUTSMANSASS stream | |
| <Lunki_> you benis | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> am I allowed m8 | |
| <Lunki_> who knows | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dope said find someone to babysit | |
| <Lunki_> dont tell dope, he's gonna freak! | |
| <ncn> !larryyesorno | |
| <ncn> yes! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> <@Dopefish__lives> im going to bed in a sec GUTSMANSASS, so no can do, unless you find another babysitter | |
| <ncn> good to go | |
| <Lunki_> I'll watch GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Lunki_> >mfw I'm just finding more reasons to not stream myself | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> classic | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> See- | |
| <Lunki_> thanks Suitepee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ggs | |
| <Suitepee> ok GUTSMANSASS, over to you :) | |
| <Suitepee> no pressure | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> don't worry I got this homie | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'm just like Tay Zonday when he streamed TF2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> straight face | |
| <Lunki_> xcom 2 or mass mercury? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Mass Mercury | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I have to reset all my XCOM2 shit but I will stream that eventually | |
| <Suitepee> auto pilot not loading for me | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah pretty sure the auto pilot is fucked | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Xcom2? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Dopevoice pack, GUTSMANSASS ? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> there is one? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> didn't know. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I will use our character pool tho | |
| <Ghatto_Works> There was one | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Only a few people voiced it though | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ok do you want XCOM2? I can easily set it up but It'll take me like an extra 10-15 minutes or so | |
| <Lunki_> there | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Dope, Ska and Nooya i think added full voices | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Not sure who else | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lmao | |
| <Nooya> Do people want swedish pubg? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ok wtf | |
| <Nooya> me and my cousin are palying | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> game capture is now not capturing mass errect | |
| <Slowcat> im okay with xcom | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I don't get it how it's not picking it up | |
| <Ghatto_Works> begoniabol | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ok since mass effect wants to be a retard i'll jump on XCOM2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but yeah give me 15 or so minutes to set it up since I need to cleanse my mods | |
| <Lunki_> noice | |
| <Lunki_> I'll cook up some gamer noodles | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Where you at, begoniabol? I have cat stuff to show you | |
| <Ska> ALWAYS TRUST MELINDA MEGAMELONS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ALWAYS TRUST MEGAMELONS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ALWAYS TRUST BIG BLUE (Red truth) | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> The streaming gods demand an offering! Decide amongst youselves who should be sacrificed. | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Yadde | |
| <Yadde> Ghatto_Works | |
| <begoniabol> Ghatto_Works im here!! | |
| <Yadde> oh | |
| <Yadde> I get it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !FORUMS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> begoniabol have some pussy licking another pussy action https://www.dropbox.com/s/x9byz3xdnz4cqu8/videoplayback%20%287%29.mp4?dl=0 | |
| <begoniabol> :3 | |
| <begoniabol> their heads look huge | |
| <begoniabol> wow krora looks younger than new cat | |
| <begoniabol> i mean | |
| <maduin> what if cats are stupid | |
| <begoniabol> you are stupid | |
| <begoniabol> kimi is a queen, Ghatto_Works | |
| <Ghatto_Works> My cats are like that, maduin. Korra is an asshole and Kimi is dumb as fuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> gotta validate my files | |
| <maduin> its always one or another | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> install the mods again (shouldn't take too long) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> install the character pack | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> then we good to go | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ayyy | |
| <maduin> uh oh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so yeah give it 10 mins | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> suitepee could have played another game if I knew OBS was going to be a fuckin butt with mass errect | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Kimi was recently shaved, begoniabol, that is why her head looks bigger. Korra got her hair back recently but we notticed that in fact seems like Kimi is a bit larger than Korra | |
| <Ghatto_Works> But Korra is heavier | |
| <Ramstrong> Ska stream ck2 | |
| <Ska> that would be absurd | |
| <Ramstrong> exactly | |
| <begoniabol> korra is fat | |
| <begoniabol> or she has more brains | |
| <Ramstrong> any idea when shafa antics pick back up Ska? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> She thicc, begoniabol | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Kimi has way more hair | |
| <Ghatto_Works> But Korra is thicc | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> nvm II'm dumb | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I got Mass errect working | |
| <Ska> we'll see if we can't get it restarted maybe next weekend | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Let's have a poll | |
| <Ramstrong> cool | |
| <Ramstrong> xcom 2 alium boogaloo | |
| <maduin> not even a contest, FREDDIE | |
| <Yadde> >starting another project before finishing first | |
| <maduin> I'm tired of XCOM | |
| <Yadde> only in dopelives | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> :^) | |
| <Ramstrong> what about dark souls maduin | |
| <maduin> I have three projects going on and not even counting online games :3c | |
| <Lunki_> >finishing projects | |
| <Ramstrong> i dont even have a project | |
| <maduin> Ramstrong: only if its players first time | |
| <Yadde> you are a project | |
| <Lunki_> >not just booking as many games as you can and never stream them | |
| <maduin> otherwise eh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> great | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> there is a fucking tie | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ebin | |
| <strogg> di | |
| <strogg> hi | |
| <strogg> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> strogg: Suítepee played PUBG filler (PC) for 36min 4sec, stopped 21min 45sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> someone break the fucking tie | |
| <Lunki_> strogg decides! | |
| <Lunki_> no pressure | |
| <maduin> Freddie Effect! | |
| <strogg> let's see | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> RIGHT | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> FREDDIE WINS | |
| <Lunki_> Freddie it is | |
| <maduin> GOOD | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I will setup XCOM 2 and showcase my legendary ironman modded games tho | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> since I modded it to be like long war 1 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> aka good | |
| <strogg> I'mm going to vote without looking at the results | |
| <Ramstrong> as long as there's a gorillion perks to choose from at level up GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Yadde> Ramstrong knows what makes a game good | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yep Ramstrong | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 8 classes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 3 perks per class | |
| <Yadde> GORILLION perks you will never use because there's only 1 meta | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> actually 12 classes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 8 soldier, reaper, templar, spark, skirmisher | |
| <LarryLongbow> What game! GUTSMANSASS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> XCOM2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> anyway let me go live but get a drink | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> someone change the title | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> topic | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> whatever | |
| <maduin> but | |
| <maduin> but | |
| <Ramstrong> m e t a g a m e Yadde | |
| <maduin> Freddy won | |
| <LarryLongbow> I like this voice! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRlYSE6kWAg | |
| <Lunki_> do you feel tricked, maduin | |
| <LarryLongbow> Sounds like an evil man trapped in a can! | |
| <Slowcat> loive | |
| <strogg> love | |
| <Suitepee> hello Guts! | |
| <Ramstrong> wonder if i could get some sort of co-op project going | |
| <Ramstrong> like bone bois | |
| <Suitepee> man, KF1 sure is harder than I remember | |
| <Ramstrong> >swat 4 | |
| <Ramstrong> oh jesus | |
| <Ramstrong> TRAILERS | |
| <Suitepee> You're in my spot sir | |
| <Ramstrong> there's co-op for doorkickers as well if you're interested Guts | |
| <Ramstrong> ye | |
| <Ramstrong> tfw swat 5 never ever | |
| <Suitepee> well im off out to the pub, have fun Guts and dopechat! | |
| <Noutaja> ready or not | |
| <Ramstrong> seems gud | |
| <Lunki_> it's good now | |
| <Lunki_> last time it was bit quiet | |
| <Ramstrong> your freddie looks more like marlon brando from godfather tbqh | |
| <Ramstrong> make the geth an offer they cant refuse | |
| <Lunki_> need more kissable lips | |
| <Ramstrong> krogan head in their pod | |
| <Fitnig> peach lips | |
| <Ramstrong> are you talking to ellie from the last of us | |
| <Lunki_> h-hello? | |
| <Ramstrong> stream hiccuped a bit there | |
| <Ramstrong> dunno if anyone else had that | |
| <Slowcat> yeah Ramstrong , seems fine now for me | |
| <Lunki_> it's 1fps for me | |
| <Ramstrong> >harbinger attacks >THANKS OBABO | |
| <Guts> Hello? | |
| <Lunki_> hello? | |
| <Lunki_> oh now goos | |
| <Slowcat> I can hear you | |
| <Ramstrong> sorry Guts, but your name is too similar to the streamer's so i pinged you by accident | |
| <Ramstrong> the dangers of tab complete names | |
| <Lunki_> you... you TRIPLE CHATTER | |
| <Ramstrong> well then | |
| <Lunki_> also, I did a mistake of playing skyrim vr while hangover | |
| <Lunki_> I did not listen to Yadde's advice | |
| <Ramstrong> OLD GAMES IN VR | |
| <Ramstrong> MY FAVOURITE | |
| <Lunki_> ITS NOT OLD, ITS TODDS NEWEST GAME | |
| <I-H> nice @GUTSMANSASS, finally on the big screen | |
| <Ramstrong> newest old game | |
| <Lunki_> driving that mako in VR | |
| <Lunki_> MM-MMMM | |
| <I-H> neat | |
| <Ramstrong> andromeda in VR Guts, all those hilarious bugs in first person | |
| <Qipz> sup homeboys | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: GUTSMANSASS | Game: Mass Effect | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <I-H> even if they're not in your party, they're always in your heart | |
| <Lunki_> ohh no | |
| <Lunki_> save! | |
| <Yadde> Lunki_, did you almost puklu? | |
| <Lunki_> no, but got really nauseated for the rest of the day | |
| <Qipz> song of the day for me: https://youtu.be/gSQyPdYz4f4 | |
| <Lunki_> send them back to mexico! | |
| <ncn> is this twisted metal | |
| <Lunki> DAMN | |
| <Lunki> cold blood nigga | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol ^ | |
| <maduin> are there any other Battle Royale games than battlegrounds and Fortnite? | |
| <plaaplaa> maduin you missed it https://youtu.be/XWZ4tfOlC_g | |
| <Yadde> the 100 clones of them on steam | |
| <Yadde> also the ARK thing | |
| <Yadde> ARK had a standalone battle royale thing ages ago | |
| <ncn> is that a hollow | |
| <Lewder> you probably know already that CK2 is free on steam | |
| <Lewder> at the moment | |
| <Xphome> yooo | |
| <Xphome> Lewder, Do you know for how long? | |
| <Lewder> no clue | |
| <ncn> ends on saturday | |
| <Xphome> Cool, then I can tell my friends at work tomorrow | |
| <Lunki_> >:( | |
| <Nadel> "hey, that game where you can breed insane midgets is free to play today" | |
| <ncn> lisa got fingered | |
| <Q> [birdoo] has earned the achievement [Holidaymaker]! | |
| <Caligula> ... | |
| <Yadde> birdoo pls | |
| <birdo> wat | |
| <Qipz> gz birdoo | |
| <birdo> I guess I've been silent in IRC that long | |
| <ncn> the flood? | |
| <Green> Is this | |
| <Yadde> Bart, I'm loss | |
| <Lunki_> die! die! or else you will die! | |
| <plaaplaa> IronBar don't forget the true canon https://i.imgur.com/nEg5ZzI.jpg | |
| <plaaplaa> ;_; | |
| <ncn> nah nigga sif dies like a bitch and you know it | |
| <plaaplaa> ban ncn | |
| <plaaplaa> BAN HIIIIIM | |
| <birdo> too free for me | |
| <Ramstrong> tfw you cant create horse dynasties any more in ck2 | |
| <Ramstrong> am sad | |
| <ncn> wat | |
| <Ramstrong> mind sex | |
| <Ramstrong> aw yiss | |
| <plaaplaa> >no more horse dynasties | |
| <plaaplaa> how will begoniabol cope | |
| <Ramstrong> implying she played ck2 | |
| <Lunki> benis in brain | |
| <ncn> again? | |
| <ncn> aurora borealis in your head | |
| <Ramstrong> >space succubus disgusting | |
| <ncn> haven't seen any succ yet | |
| <Lunki> "excellent work commander, the council is pleased by your actions" | |
| <Lunki> you read that in xcom voice | |
| <Ramstrong> do it faggot | |
| <Ramstrong> renegade option: punch hologram | |
| <Yadde> I wish ME had DnD alingment dialogue options | |
| <Yadde> >True Chaotic option: Have sex with hologram | |
| <Ramstrong> i wish mass effect had dialogue options | |
| <Yadde> no wait not true chaotic | |
| <Yadde> I mean chaotic evil | |
| <Ramstrong> >chaotic neutral played as retard absolutely disgusting | |
| <segafag> is having sex with a hologram really that evil? | |
| <Yadde> the hologram didn't consent | |
| <segafag> if it did would that make it Lawful Good? | |
| <Yadde> no, that would make it chaotin neutral | |
| <Yadde> chaotik | |
| <Yadde> TUMORS PLEASE, let me type | |
| <segafag> Ture Neutral, just sit there and do nothing | |
| <Ramstrong> true neutral: muh underdog | |
| <Caligula> True Neutral makes sure the hologram gets off too. | |
| <Ramstrong> chaotic evil: never mind the universe ima bang some aliums | |
| <Yadde> Lawful evil would make it all legal by filming it and then selling it | |
| <Ramstrong> i forgot the shopping trolley on ice sections Guts | |
| <Yadde> Guts should just play E:D with the planetary scarabs | |
| <segafag> i never understood how the hell Wrex fits in the Mako | |
| <Ramstrong> >read scarab >think of oddworld | |
| <Yadde> You're always thinking about farts | |
| <Ramstrong> if only i could possess my own farts | |
| <Yadde> don't worry, your farts will posses others | |
| <Ramstrong> possess their stomach acid at least | |
| <Ramstrong> wrex gets shoved in the trunk | |
| <Yadde> I bet ramstrong was the one who enabled the "Whiff of something" events in Stellaris | |
| <Ramstrong> maybe Yadde | |
| <Ramstrong> >shotgun called Scimitar | |
| <ncn> this is pretty big rigs tier | |
| <ncn> big rigs meets skyrim | |
| <Yadde> where are your afterburners? | |
| <Yadde> remember, if you press the button harder, it will go faster | |
| <Yadde> right, I'm off to bed | |
| <Yadde> enjoy your space porn Guts | |
| <segafag> its almost like they're a secrect orginization | |
| <JDA> bring down the sky | |
| <seagull> HALLO BOYO! | |
| <ncn> clickety clack | |
| <IronBar> www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43632914 seagull ... | |
| <seagull> before I click | |
| <seagull> is this "hotel forgives man for seagull incident" | |
| <IronBar> of course you know about it because you did it | |
| <seagull> I did it | |
| <seagull> he deserved it | |
| <segafag> well you're gonna be using it a lot | |
| <Lunki_> get wepon | |
| <plaaplaa> not the first time seagull is up to no good https://youtu.be/U9t-slLl30E | |
| <IronBar> The Canadian man left a "tornado of seagull excrement, feathers and pepperoni chunks" in his suite | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hhnnnnggghhh IronBar | |
| <Ghatto_Works> David Hayter is great, man | |
| <ncn> any experience with rice cookers, guys? | |
| <ncn> waw | |
| <Qipz> tfw you text someone if they wanna grab a drink or something to eat and they dont text back | |
| <Qipz> :I | |
| <ncn> call'em | |
| <seagull> hey JORMA666PAAPPA, you wanna get a pint? | |
| <Qipz> fuck calling people | |
| <segafag> man they really nailed it with the Galaxay Map | |
| <Caligula> Sorry Qipz, your mum's already out with me. | |
| ! | |
| <birdo> I love my rice cooker | |
| <ncn> my friend called like ereyesterday and invited me for some chinese, fuck yeah | |
| <Qipz> oh man | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Rice cookers are magical, @birdo | |
| <Qipz> that is p nice | |
| <Qipz> how did you get a friend? | |
| <seagull> is 'ereyesterday' the day before yesterday | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I miss making / eating rice | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ;_; | |
| <Qipz> yes seagull | |
| <Qipz> you uncultured swine of the skies | |
| <birdo> The golden age of eating rice is long past | |
| <Caligula> What does Scandi Chinese food look like? | |
| <seagull> I wonder how I've never heard it before | |
| <ncn> i was forced to interact with me and now it's too awkward to cut off | |
| <Caligula> Is it sweet and sour pickled herring? | |
| <seagull> black-bean surströmming | |
| <Caligula> On egg-fried porridge. | |
| <ncn> i was boring and got beef with onions | |
| <birdo> super boring | |
| <ncn> too bad this city is too small for a chinese bugget | |
| <ncn> buffet* | |
| <birdo> Haha, bugget | |
| <ncn> bugget off | |
| <ncn> how do you even make that stuff, like spring rolls n shiet | |
| <Caligula> Take one spring (medium.) | |
| <Caligula> Roll. | |
| <segafag> you can get reall good armour if you dont claim the Bring Down the Sky reward till you're max level | |
| <Lunki_> I had chinese buffet last week | |
| <Lunki_> always have to eat like a horse | |
| <segafag> 50 i think 60 on NG+ maybe? | |
| <Lunki_> rip guts | |
| <ncn> of course you eat like a horse, who tf goes to a buffet for a two tiddlywinks of food | |
| <segafag> would you rather Mako or Probes? | |
| <ncn> yo when you get to slap some krogan cheeks | |
| <segafag> i refuse to play anything that requires Origin so ill never touch ME3 | |
| <strogg> crack it | |
| <segafag> is it secrectly Shepards father? | |
| <ncn> is the a.i. your father | |
| <ncn> fug | |
| <segafag> lol | |
| <segafag> tactical cowardice | |
| <Lunki_> try harder next time | |
| <segafag> the binary says "HELP" apparntly | |
| <Lunki_> A BOMB?! | |
| <segafag> should have started the timer during his gloating | |
| <Lunki_> someone stole your car! | |
| <segafag> we've got a cool terrain generator and some very pretty sky boxes lets make the same mission 20 times | |
| <Doniac> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: GUTSMANSASS | Game: Mass Effect | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Ramstrong> just had a bath and now i feel nice and relaxed | |
| <Ramstrong> nothing like a good soak | |
| <Ramstrong> MOD ABUSE | |
| <Ramstrong> mods = sods | |
| <Boomer> mods = soaked :gachigasm: | |
| <Ramstrong> but Guts what about JAPANESE GOBORIN | |
| <Green> WE ARE | |
| <Green> 👺 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Are you JAPANESE BOGORIN? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fuck you dislexia... | |
| <Ramstrong> at least it isn't "Wrex: Shepard" | |
| <Ghatto_Works> *dyslexia | |
| <Ramstrong> Ghatto_Works you should have a t-shirt that reads "Dyslexics Untie!" | |
| <JDA> Routine Gene | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Probably...or this one https://i.imgur.com/yIjsLXL.jpg | |
| <Ramstrong> i still have a t-shirt that says "i'm with stupid" and the arrow points down | |
| <segafag> ta Guts | |
| <Ramstrong> cheers Guts | |
| <Lunki_> thanks Guts | |
| <JDA> thanks Guts | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Thanks Guts | |
| <I-H> thanks GUTSMANSASS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew streams | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: GÚTSMANSASS played Mass Effect for 2h 37min 52sec, stopped 54 seconds ago | |
| <Ghatto_Works> wew | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <I-H> get readt | |
| <Qipz> or | |
| <Qipz> the last 3 epis of S03 | |
| <Qipz> Y/N | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Y | |
| <Nutblox> limmy @Qipz | |
| <Qipz> oh shit | |
| <Qipz> can we see it online | |
| <Nutblox> is it in hour | |
| <Qipz> ok | |
| <Qipz> sampsans first, limmy after | |
| <Qipz> is good? | |
| <Caligula> Qipz, video is too big for the frame. | |
| <Qipz> good call | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >7.5 | |
| <Caligula> Mother | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> HEHEHE | |
| <Caligula> fuckin | |
| <Caligula> SPINAL TAP | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 92? | |
| <nutblox> *nod nod* | |
| <Caligula> Derek Smalls is the voice of Burns for the one person who maybe didn't know. | |
| <Qipz> derek bum? | |
| <Qipz> kitchen gun! | |
| <Qipz> is homer listening to a wii shop song | |
| <Qipz> this concert | |
| <Qipz> milhouse: stop throwing chairs! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> me playing guitar hero | |
| <Nephtunh> time to tune into my boys the enigma | |
| <Qipz> hahahah | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> RIP | |
| <Qipz> why was his hair blue | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shieet | |
| <Qipz> skinner is best sampan | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hahahahahaha | |
| <MysticJC> clever | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <Qipz> this is hitting home my dudes | |
| <MysticJC> hear hear | |
| <Qipz> truthbomb | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> This is not happy days | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ahaha | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ok XCOM2 is all set up | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> o7 | |
| <Qipz> classic opening | |
| <MysticJC> wew | |
| <Qipz> CIRCUS OF VAAAAAALUES | |
| <Artless> COME BACK WHEN YOU GOT SOME MORE MONEY, BUDDEH | |
| <nutblox> OH NO | |
| <Kreggur_> A THOT | |
| <MysticJC> ohoh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> hahahahaha | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> REACTION IMAGE | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Qipz> woah | |
| <MysticJC> jeez | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Welp | |
| <MysticJC> ew | |
| <Kreggur_> D: | |
| <Qipz> 😮 | |
| <Qipz> dude | |
| <MysticJC> porn | |
| <Qipz> fucking martin | |
| <MysticJC> fucking rat | |
| <Qipz> OH MY GOD | |
| <Qipz> ooh | |
| <Qipz> a sextant of ale | |
| <Qipz> this writing is great | |
| <Qipz> it's like talking to seaq | |
| <Qipz> he also uses weird english words | |
| <Qipz> what's milhouses's dad called again | |
| <Qipz> kirk? | |
| <JDA> yeah https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VNTjNMiZnY4/hqdefault.jpg | |
| <Qipz> good character | |
| <Qipz> the original cuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Lmao | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I sleep in a race car, do you? | |
| <Qipz> tempura hatchback | |
| <Qipz> hahaha | |
| <Kreggur_> is this Danny DeVito | |
| <Artless> yes | |
| <Kreggur_> cool | |
| <nutblox> META | |
| <Ramstrong> boob souls? | |
| <Qipz> hahahaa | |
| <Qipz> yo | |
| <Qipz> I wanna ride that cushion train | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Qipz> but | |
| <Qipz> they have a couch right there | |
| <nutblox> >my son | |
| <nutblox> reeee | |
| <nutblox> >he had wife >he had son >he ruined it all | |
| <nutblox> the deepest lore | |
| <MysticJC> haha | |
| <Qipz> okay | |
| <Qipz> I'm trying to get limmy to work | |
| <Qipz> but | |
| <JDA> :( | |
| <Qipz> hmmmm | |
| <Qipz> is there a UK online | |
| <Qipz> working on a fix | |
| <JDA> good man | |
| <Qipz> @LewishM you watched Limmy yet? | |
| <Qipz> gggguys | |
| <JDA> welp, thanks for simpsons | |
| <Qipz> we'll have to do it tomorra | |
| <Qipz> I can't find a way to make the bbc iplayer work | |
| <Qipz> so I'll just download the episode tomorrow | |
| <JDA> brexit means brexit | |
| <nutblox> it's ait | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <plaaplaa> the absolute fucker | |
| <plaaplaa> she's never here when you need her | |
| <plaaplaa> smh tbh bbq fam | |
| <birdo> ggggames | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 10/10 | |
| <begoniabol> plaaplaa what | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol look at these angry kittens https://youtu.be/RnhTO30VY-M | |
| <begoniabol> jesus theyre fierice | |
| <plaaplaa> also big babbies https://youtu.be/bRIVTEBaLkA | |
| <plaaplaa> they look so happy :33 | |
| <begoniabol> aaaaaaaaaa | |
| <begoniabol> thats so cute jesus | |
| <plaaplaa> yes | |
| <begoniabol> off to bed, goodnight all | |
| <plaaplaa> who will I post fluffy animals to, now | |
| <birdo> yourself | |
| <plaaplaa> hey plaaplaa check out this birbs funny walk https://youtu.be/rLnd4V8Gfq4 | |
| <plaaplaa> hahah cool link plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> LarryLongbow do not bully the kitty :< | |
| <Ghatto> Afternoon dopechat | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto my favourite taco | |
| <Ghatto> Finally home... | |
| <Ghatto> Ahoy plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> would you say you've.. Gone Home? | |
| <birdo> When was the last time you rewound a tape | |
| <Ghatto> Audio casette or vhs? | |
| <Ghatto> *cassette | |
| <LordVysh> Aww fuck. | |
| <LordVysh> I forgot I didn't have IRC open. | |
| <LordVysh> You mean like a tape drive @birdo? | |
| <Artless> seagull where are you | |
| <Ghatto> Probably stealing ice cream cones from beach girls, @Artless | |
| <Artless> well he needs to answer for the mess he made | |
| <plaaplaa> silly birb :> | |
| <birdo> Any kind of tape | |
| <plaaplaa> I guess it's time to sleep | |
| <plaaplaa> I'm leaving this to you, @Artless https://youtu.be/eWsVC-Hn04E | |
| <plaaplaa> learn from it | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> @artless @ramstrong rogue? | |
| <Ramstrong> sure thing babycakes | |
| <Ramstrong> stream it | |
| <birdo> Streeems | |
| <Artless> I would but I can't | |
| <Artless> But yeah you should stream it | |
| <Artless> Like a professional, Fliop | |
| <Artless> It amuses me that you chose ninja given your record in stealth games | |
| <Artless> Should try to clone yourself and give each clone a knife | |
| <Artless> Smooth. | |
| <LordVysh> FlippinKamikaze me boy how are ye? | |
| <LordVysh> Is this free? | |
| <nogaems_> fookin RAYSIS PIGS | |
| <nogaems_> rip | |
| <LordVysh> I'll join in FlippinKamikaze | |
| <LordVysh> I wasn't expecting to get paid today and I did. | |
| <nogaems_> shapeshift! form of, man who wasnt killed by acid! | |
| <nogaems_> jaysus | |
| <nogaems_> hueheu | |
| <nogaems_> that cart | |
| <LordVysh> What's the pass FlippinKamikaze? | |
| <nogaems_> >playing the objective | |
| <nogaems_> graceful lol | |
| <nogaems_> hahaha | |
| <nogaems_> stealthy as usual | |
| <nogaems_> almost had it | |
| <nogaems_> you cant die if you already have no health pointing thinking man dot jaypeg | |
| <nogaems_> he gets 100m away OMAE WA MO | |
| <nogaems_> sheeeit | |
| <birdo> look at these videogames | |
| <nogaems_> ouchy | |
| <nogaems_> ruhroh | |
| <birdo> Thanks boyohs | |
| <nogaems_> thanks guys | |
| <LordVysh> Not bad for 15 dollarydoos | |
| <birdo> It's a fun game and the dev is always adding shit | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Indeed | |
| <Ghatto> Uhhh | |
| <Ghatto> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: Flip and Ram (and more?) | Game: Streets of Rogue | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Ghatto> fix pls? | |
| <birdo> no | |
| <Ghatto> :( | |
| <birdo> Infinite flip streams | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> I can never get enough of Grèene streams! | |
| <Boomer> It's ungodly early hours who up going to work smash that productivity button | |
| <Boomer> Didn't even eat breakfast cause I wasn't hungry | |
| <Green> >Eat breakfast >Still get super hungry an hour later | |
| <Green> Breakfast is a meme | |
| <birdo> Just hook up an IV nutrient drip | |
| <Green> Dude, if there was a convenient way to get something like that, I would | |
| <Green> In a fucking heartbeat | |
| <Green> Having to cook all the time is the worst | |
| <Green> Fuck off, I'm going hungry | |
| <birdo> hungry for streams | |
| <Green> I want to stream some dumb grinding like a roguelike or fightan tonight, give me ideas | |
| <Yadde> Dead Cells | |
| <Green> Oooooh, Dead Cells is pretty good | |
| <Yadde> also is topic old? | |
| <Green> Enjoyed the few hours I played of it | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: Flip and Ram (and more?) | Game: Streets of Rogue | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <birdo> very old | |
| <Yadde> thought so | |
| <Green> That's a long stream | |
| <birdo> Gotta pad out those stream hours | |
| <Green> Flip inflating his stats | |
| <Yadde> getting me excited for nothing | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Flip and Ram (and more?) played Streets of Rogue for 4h 37min 9sec, stopped 5min 13sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hhpe | |
| !lastplayed -1 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 9h 10min 35sec ago, ??? played Simpsons and Limmy afterwards for 1h 16min 16sec | |
| !lastplayed -2 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 11h 53min 42sec ago, GUTSMANSASS played Mass Effect for 2h 37min 52sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Huh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Felt longer than 2h 30 | |
| <Topso> Morning sparklydudes 😃 | |
| <birdo> Mass Time Dilation Effect | |
| <birdo> Mornin' | |
| <Topso> todays Kalo is away on a work dinner, so you got me the whole day 😄 | |
| <Yadde> oh please no | |
| <birdo> Noooooo | |
| <Yadde> there's only so many glittery cumsie sparklies I can take in one day | |
| <Yadde> or feetsies | |
| <Yadde> you better stream to make up for it topso | |
| <birdo> going right for all the topso memes | |
| <Topso> We are gonna play huniepop and have a great time 😄 | |
| <Yadde> oh god | |
| <Yadde> I don't think I can watch that | |
| <Topso> Well you don't have to think, because today is Topso friday! | |
| <birdo> What a day it will be | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Im more of a bottomif | |
| <Topso> But first I need to do my sparkly face and drink coffee, so you guys have time to prepare yourselfs | |
| <Yadde> as the saying goes amongst my friends | |
| <Yadde> "Prepare your anus" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> My | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> GUTSMANSASS ™ | |
| <birdo> You should edit a little image of gutsman's ass and request it as a server emoji | |
| <birdo> Oh wait, I can just do it | |
| <Yadde> and then discord was full of https://youtu.be/vHY1Qu4Ph_E?t=11 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I have it on another server | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> :Gutsman: | |
| <birdo> Oh shiiiit | |
| <birdo> I'm gonna make a version with the torn edges in white so it pops more. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That'll look ass on dark theme tho | |
| <birdo> It might look good. Right now it's just a floating ass | |
| <birdo> okay yeah it does kinda look bad | |
| <GoaLitiuM> who doesn't use dark theme 🤔 | |
| <Topso> I use nightmode on everything | |
| <Yadde> why wouldn't you use darker theme for everything? | |
| <birdo> wait, is huniepop that bejeweled game with the porn? | |
| <Yadde> it makes my eyes hurt less | |
| <Yadde> yes | |
| <Topso> yes birdo | |
| <Topso> you guys recommended it so I got it | |
| <birdo> Oh boy, get ready for tits and bad writing | |
| <Topso> B-but you guys said it was good! | |
| <birdo> It's not bad for what it is. | |
| <Topso> Well get comfy because I will go live in about 20 mins | |
| <birdo> I don't think I can get comfier than I am right now tho | |
| <VolumeWork-> MROnig | |
| <LarryLongbow> Good morning! VolumeWork- | |
| <LewishM> no @Qipz no limmy yet | |
| <arch> there's no boy characters to romance iirc | |
| <arch> sour ones | |
| <arch> it's cause the options don't matter | |
| <arch> it'll make the sweet ones taste better | |
| <Yadde> The Cumfairies | |
| <Noutaja> you'll see tits when you expect to | |
| <VolumeWork-> God the cringe | |
| <Noutaja> you get more points if you match what she likes | |
| <VolumeWork-> The new Overwatch hero says her ult in Swedish and is supposed to say 'All to me' ('Alla til mig'), but the way she says it leaves room for misinterpretation | |
| <VolumeWork-> I LOVE TEEN MEN | |
| <Noutaja> Noutaya | |
| <Ska> you should stack passion in the beginning so that all subsequent matches get more value | |
| <Ska> it's a fun game | |
| <Lunki_> LEWD | |
| <Lunki_> go on date before hunger empties | |
| <Lunki_> bottom | |
| <Lunki_> moves | |
| <Yadde> you have a limited amount of moves | |
| <Lunki_> unique gifts with star/heart are good | |
| <Lunki_> always buy those first if you can | |
| <Lunki_> game of pretend | |
| <Lunki_> in america you have to be 30 to drink alcohol | |
| <Ska> real talk she best | |
| <Lunki_> Topso be patient, she has autism | |
| <Ska> you just don't like her because you don't like looking at a reflection of yourself | |
| <Ska> nah there's only one reason she best girl and i'll never tell you and you'll never know. | |
| <Yadde> >date >go in pajamas | |
| <Yadde> didn't pink hearts give you extra moves? | |
| <Ska> bells are extra moves, hearts are higher multiplier | |
| <Yadde> you didn't even gift her | |
| <Yadde> >not liking her >still asking for date | |
| <Yadde> why? | |
| <Yadde> you're horrible | |
| <Ska> check the profile before you date to see if you can find out what icons you should be matching for maximum points | |
| <Yadde> all these girls are horrible | |
| <Yadde> I would just turn gay at this point | |
| <Yadde> then get some bells and pink ones | |
| <Ska> lol jk no fucking | |
| <Ska> one date a day, plus you're out of food and drink | |
| <Yadde> you can't do 100 dates on one day | |
| <Ska> she's self-conscious about her baby | |
| <maduin> ohgod this has voice acting | |
| <Ska> she already has a kid so you know she puts out | |
| <Ska> what IT'S LITERALLY TRUE | |
| <maduin> are you gonna go after OTHER GIRLS too? | |
| <Yadde> is she the "easy route"? | |
| <maduin> you really are a pro at this Topso | |
| <maduin> have you cosplayed Harley Quinn, Topso? | |
| <Yadde> you forget that this is a game for autistic otakus Topso | |
| <Yadde> you need to plan like 5 moves ahead | |
| <maduin> huh I thought you have cosplayed | |
| <maduin> .....oh god | |
| <maduin> I cant even watch larping | |
| <maduin> I feel so ashamed just by watching larping | |
| <maduin> "hardcore larping" | |
| <Yadde> 10 years ago I wouldn't have minded trying larping if it was actually a game | |
| <maduin> oh I think its cool when its done right, it just aint for me | |
| <Yadde> instead of just a next step of "you're dead" "nuh uh, I cast a spell on myself so now I'm immortal" | |
| <maduin> ^ | |
| <maduin> okay that IS hc | |
| <maduin> noble? | |
| <Yadde> you were made a noble with a tithe? | |
| <Yadde> I still want to develope a VR tabletop RPG | |
| <Yadde> like, Warhammer Quest/Hero Quest in first person | |
| <Noutaja> "people only tried to molest me! Otherwise it was good!" | |
| <maduin> okay this one is a slut | |
| <Yadde> basically make it work like the tabletop ones, but you wouldn't have to worry about remembering all the rules for dice throwing etc | |
| <Yadde> and you could just move in the grid in first person and do gestures for most of the actions in the game, like swinging your sword to attack an enemy | |
| <maduin> Flamberg | |
| <Yadde> speaking of fantasy and roleplaying | |
| <Yadde> what's your favourite weapon type, Topso? | |
| <Lunki_> Yadde what about https://imgur.com/gallery/HfcSj | |
| <maduin> ....fairy? | |
| <Ska> FUCK THESE BIRDS | |
| <maduin> SHIELD? | |
| <Ska> FUCK THESE BIRDS | |
| <maduin> oh god | |
| <Lunki_> fingers | |
| <Yadde> feet | |
| <Yadde> also lunki that's pretty neat | |
| <maduin> oh no | |
| <maduin> wuppe | |
| <Yadde> wuppe | |
| <Lunki_> is it a banana? | |
| <maduin> penis? | |
| <Yadde> tuit tuit tuit tuit | |
| <maduin> ooooh | |
| <Lunki_> flail? | |
| <Yadde> a flail | |
| <maduin> flail | |
| <maduin> its flail | |
| <Yadde> a flail is a morning star with a chain instead of a shaft | |
| <maduin> ITS FLAIL | |
| <Yadde> or are you thinking of a chainwhip? | |
| <maduin> oh right | |
| <Yadde> I think there's a weebname for it too | |
| <Yadde> a ball in a chain | |
| <Yadde> ballchain | |
| <Yadde> something like that | |
| <Yadde> but yeah, I know what you mean | |
| <Ska> ball and chain is something you put on someone's ankle so they can't run away from prison | |
| <maduin> chained in ball? | |
| <Ska> they use it to refer to someone who's married cause they are locked down and can't run away from their wife | |
| <Lunki_> 2 | |
| <Ska> "I'd go out tonight but i got the ol' ball and chain" | |
| <Ska> in other words the significant other is preventing them from doing other stuff, like they are stuck in prison. | |
| <Ska> marriage is a prison that is the joke | |
| <Yadde> so Topso something like this but even longer and with a morningstar ball? https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mafiawars/images/d/df/Huge_item_prisonchainwhip_01.png/revision/latest?cb=20110618163357 | |
| <maduin> I love skittles | |
| <Yadde> priests use cat-o-ninetails | |
| <Yadde> oh wait, you were talking about fantasy priests | |
| <Yadde> yeah, those use flails | |
| <maduin> flambergs are best weapons | |
| <maduin> prove me wrong | |
| <Yadde> okay | |
| <Yadde> katars and wristpikes are best weapons | |
| <Yadde> there | |
| <Ska> aiko is best girl traditionally. | |
| <Yadde> flamberg is a twohanded sword with a swirly blade, Topso | |
| <Yadde> like, it looks like a flame | |
| <maduin> used to cut horses | |
| <maduin> Yeah, its not useful against humans but for example its used against horses, cut down a horse and the soldier falls | |
| <Yadde> like i said | |
| <Yadde> katars and wrist blades | |
| <maduin> but really flamberg aint my favorite either, I try to remember what kind of weapons there are | |
| <Lunki_> we know you like sickos, you are here after all | |
| <Yadde> things like these Topso https://dviw3bl0enbyw.cloudfront.net/uploads/forum_attachment/file/26728/1621987-saw_gauntlet.jpg | |
| <Yadde> not claws though | |
| <Yadde> claws are for weebs | |
| <maduin> except bigger | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <Yadde> Assassin's Creed blades come from the bottom | |
| <Yadde> Wrist plades are bigger and on the top | |
| <Noutaja> you're not very good at dating it seems | |
| <Yadde> and you can actually use them for combat and parrying and not just backstabbing | |
| <maduin> Topso you are not getting any puss in this game :( | |
| <Lunki_> do the one on left then her daughter! | |
| <maduin> SSSSSSSSLUT | |
| <Yadde> Topso, kinda like this but not with edgy energy weapons https://pre00.deviantart.net/62bf/th/pre/f/2009/067/3/b/protoss_zealot_2_by_sgthk.jpg | |
| <DerSandmann> WOW | |
| <maduin> how could they even hide those | |
| <DerSandmann> LEWD Topso | |
| <Yadde> it's just | |
| <Yadde> a protoss | |
| <Yadde> Arthas? | |
| <maduin> Art Tanis | |
| <Lunki_> archie bunker | |
| <DerSandmann> >I escape my female captor to watch some christian streams >These aren't christian streams | |
| <DerSandmann> Would you buy a bikini that small Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> I mean the bottom bit Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> :) | |
| <DerSandmann> I like how they've given her a bit of cameltoe as well Topso | |
| <maduin> NUDE | |
| <maduin> BEACH | |
| <maduin> I dont see bikinis that hot tbh | |
| <Yadde> >search for "spike bikini" to make a joke about Topso and beestingers >just get MLP fanart | |
| <DerSandmann> just get a one piece Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> one piece bikinis are hot | |
| <Yadde> Korma | |
| <DerSandmann> Korma | |
| <maduin> Korma | |
| <DerSandmann> Carma | |
| <DerSandmann> Is it going to be like those japanese school one piece bikinis Topso | |
| <Yadde> every time Topso says we're rude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDwQJ64UpFQ | |
| <DerSandmann> my girlfriend has a one piece with the boob hole Topso | |
| <maduin> Plot twist of this stream is that game isnt being lewd, its Topso being lewd | |
| <DerSandmann> >bathinsuit in the hole in the bottom | |
| <Lunki_> >poop hole | |
| <maduin> SIDE HOLE | |
| <DerSandmann> just wear the top Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> and thats it | |
| <DerSandmann> For my bathing suit, I just wear the bottom | |
| <DerSandmann> my girlfriend goes in bathing suit top, and then she has a cute little skirt thing Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> ALCOHOL TOLERANCE: LOW | |
| <DerSandmann> >she likes it hot and sweaty | |
| <DerSandmann> GET LUCKY | |
| <DerSandmann> Saline pool topso | |
| <DerSandmann> Chlorine is nasty | |
| <maduin> oh shit | |
| <maduin> thats evil | |
| <DerSandmann> Topso, get good oceans | |
| <maduin> btw Topso have you been in Black Sea | |
| <DerSandmann> how old is she Topso | |
| <maduin> its where Crimea is | |
| <maduin> north of Turkey | |
| <DerSandmann> you mean russia maduin | |
| <maduin> its salty as FUCK | |
| <maduin> it was so weird | |
| <DerSandmann> It's so salty, it's hard to swim in it Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> because you're soooo floaty | |
| <maduin> yeah | |
| <DerSandmann> >get a girl in bed Topso >she slowly unbuttons her top >she removes her bra | |
| <maduin> you just cant into puss | |
| <Yadde> stop ignoring the bells Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >she has a matching shape game behind her bra Topso | |
| <Lunki_> flame | |
| <Yadde> flame | |
| <Yadde> hearts are passion that increase your score multiplier | |
| <Lunki_> no wait, moon is | |
| <Noutaja> crescent is romance | |
| <Noutaja> you know, orange | |
| <maduin> munie | |
| <DerSandmann> FAILURE | |
| <DerSandmann> no Topso | |
| <Noutaja> 12 girls in total I think | |
| <DerSandmann> HOLY BROWN GIRL | |
| <Noutaja> or 9 | |
| <DerSandmann> sheetah | |
| <Lunki_> well she is a hooker | |
| <DerSandmann> When I see cheetah print Topso, I immediately see them like a 40 year old woman | |
| <DerSandmann> oh Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> you can get that fairy girl too | |
| <DerSandmann> Those panties | |
| <DerSandmann> Ramstrong beat you to lewd Topso | |
| <Lunki_> Lunki has no games | |
| <DerSandmann> MY HYPER WEAPON | |
| <DerSandmann> GUFFAAAW | |
| <Yadde> Dating games are Suitepee, Topso | |
| <Yadde> you're too late | |
| <Yadde> dating games ARE horror games | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> This tbh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Girls are the scariest monsters | |
| <Yadde> then what games do I get? | |
| <DerSandmann> Girls are pretty bad | |
| <Ska> >ska has weeb games | |
| <Ska> i can tell topso doesn't actually watch my streams | |
| <DerSandmann> >ska is just a weeb | |
| <Yadde> no Ska, she said you have the weed games | |
| <DerSandmann> !lastplayed s: Butts | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: 2d 0h 55min 7sec ago, Ską played Dragon Ball Fighter Z for 2h 5min 19sec, Alias: Ską | |
| <DerSandmann> WEEB | |
| <DerSandmann> look into the lights Topso | |
| <Yadde> they're not sneezes Topso | |
| <Yadde> they're nosegasms | |
| <Ska> i'm rude? | |
| <DerSandmann> I wonder what the main character looks like Topso | |
| <Yadde> I mean they feel almost as good as the real ones | |
| <Ska> wow | |
| <Ska> sure is victim blaming here | |
| <DerSandmann> Topso, can just be the bullying streamer | |
| <Ska> yeah pretty much | |
| <DerSandmann> >how many drinks will it take to get you out of that shitty leopard shirt into a real shirt Topso | |
| <Ska> wow so now she's saying i'm not even a person | |
| <Ska> i give up | |
| <DerSandmann> also, why do the brown girl and this girl have massive fucking breasts Topso | |
| <Ska> >literally bullies me into a corner >"YOU DO IT TO YOURSELF" | |
| <DerSandmann> FUCKING MELONS | |
| <Yadde> Ska, how many buttons does Topso have? | |
| <Ska> fucking gaslighting shit goddamn am i in high school | |
| <Lunki_> this one is mommy milkies | |
| <DerSandmann> >two names Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> hooker confirmed Topso | |
| <Lunki_> just give her money! | |
| <DerSandmann> she needs leg warmers because her pants are ripped Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> ask her her breast size | |
| <DerSandmann> im fucking curious | |
| <DerSandmann> those things are like G's | |
| <DerSandmann> A N ARTIST | |
| <Ska> HOLY FUCK | |
| <DerSandmann> A PERFORMANCE ARTIST | |
| <Ska> SHE IS NOT A HOOKER | |
| <DerSandmann> IM AN ARTIST | |
| <Ska> SHE IS AN ACTRESS | |
| <Ska> A HOOKER AND AN ACTRESS ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS | |
| <DerSandmann> more like stripper | |
| <DerSandmann> IM A PERFORMANCE ARTIST, WOOP | |
| <Ska> wow now not only are you bullying me you're bullying adult actresses everywhere | |
| <DerSandmann> FOR A PRICE | |
| <Ska> you're going to get banned from vacker for that kinda talk | |
| <DerSandmann> HOLYSHHET | |
| <Lunki_> flame is sex | |
| <DerSandmann> >I'm not going to fuck her, I'm just going to take her out for a nice evening and then take her home | |
| <DerSandmann> so lewd Topso | |
| <Lunki_> bet you are going to hold her hand too! | |
| <DerSandmann> her moans | |
| <DerSandmann> jesus | |
| <DerSandmann> OH YES I LOVE WHEN YOU MATCH MY SHAPES Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> loose Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> CONFIRMED Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >just go play video games wih the qt nerd girl | |
| <DerSandmann> Holding hands is lewd | |
| <DerSandmann> do you drink coffee Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >all of the girls have just massive breasts in this game | |
| <Lunki_> audrey is FLAT | |
| <Lunki_> tits flat as her personality | |
| <DerSandmann> is she? | |
| <Lunki_> you get photo after good date | |
| <DerSandmann> 😈🍆🍑 Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> outside a night club Topso | |
| <Lunki_> it changes after night | |
| <Lunki_> so next spot you move to is morning | |
| <DerSandmann> why do you carry an entire box of tissues Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> what do you have planned with these poor girls | |
| <DerSandmann> how old is this girl Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> why are you dating 16 year olds | |
| <DerSandmann> look at her school uniform | |
| <DerSandmann> >20 >still in school | |
| <DerSandmann> where do you wear clothes like that in college | |
| <DerSandmann> ALL OF THEM ARE BIG Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> why you make doge angery | |
| <DerSandmann> >when she's so easy, you match two shapes and she's already holding your hand Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> oh | |
| <DerSandmann> jesus | |
| <DerSandmann> LONG HAIR | |
| <LewishM> morning boys | |
| <DerSandmann> twintails | |
| <DerSandmann> what size is audrey I wonder Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> wow she's a kid Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> wow | |
| <DerSandmann> would you wear audrey's clothes Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> with the holes in the side | |
| <DerSandmann> that's a pretty lewd outfit Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> I mean | |
| <DerSandmann> . | |
| <DerSandmann> no | |
| <DerSandmann> have you ever eaten a drug Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> but if you get into her clothes Topso, would you be as cute | |
| <DerSandmann> HOLYSHIT THOSE SHORTS | |
| <maduin> short shorts | |
| <Slowcat> i wish i could impress women by playing candy crush | |
| <DerSandmann> I think audrey would be one of those girls where you end up shagging in a public park Topso | |
| <Yadde> bells | |
| <Slowcat> haha wow | |
| <DerSandmann> >WHAT'S YOUR BOOB SIZE | |
| <DerSandmann> never ask weight Topso | |
| <Yadde> >don't ask boob size >don't ask weight | |
| <Yadde> gee | |
| <Yadde> I'll just not ask anything then | |
| <DerSandmann> Guys can't have a taller girl Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> because, then she'll wear heels and then you look like her little brother Topso | |
| <Yadde> why do women even wear heels? | |
| <BANKSY> makes their legs look tighter | |
| <DerSandmann> she's like | |
| <DerSandmann> 152cm Topso | |
| <Yadde> doggystyle | |
| <DerSandmann> BEHIND | |
| <DerSandmann> FUCK HER ALL NIGHT | |
| <DerSandmann> DOGGY | |
| <DerSandmann> the only thing Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >Audrey has ashtray mouth Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >it's like kissing a cigarette | |
| <DerSandmann> its literally Fujiko | |
| <DerSandmann> >this girl is just Fujiko | |
| <Fujiko> smoking is fucking disgusting | |
| <DerSandmann> Fujiko, this girl doesn't | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea it's disgusting Fujiko | |
| <DerSandmann> Topso, what position would you choose with this girl | |
| <DerSandmann> >what position? HAND HOLDING | |
| <DerSandmann> oh god Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >jewish answer | |
| <DerSandmann> is she jewish Topso ? | |
| <DerSandmann> what do you think of this girl Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >romance >you now smell like fancy cheese | |
| <DerSandmann> you have mail Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> 420 SMOKE | |
| <Yadde> smoking after food or sex is nice though | |
| <Yadde> if you're smoker | |
| <DerSandmann> jolly giant Topso | |
| <Slowcat> hahah | |
| <DerSandmann> Topso, we had a girl who was like 6'2 | |
| <DerSandmann> or like 185cm | |
| <DerSandmann> fucking girraffe Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >sweden >everyone is so short | |
| <DerSandmann> you fucking what | |
| <Slowcat> Can you look over people in a crowd Topso ? | |
| <DerSandmann> thicc Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> just wear a short dress | |
| <DerSandmann> :) | |
| <DerSandmann> would you wear leggings like that Topso | |
| <Yadde> so Topso, you said there'd be lewds | |
| <DerSandmann> the things she has on | |
| <Yadde> I've been waiting with my dick in my hand for how long now? | |
| <Yadde> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Yadde: Tǫpso has been playing Huniepop (Lewd Friday) for 2h 18min 59sec | |
| <Yadde> two hours | |
| <DerSandmann> Yadde, PLOT | |
| <Yadde> two hours with my limp dick in my hand | |
| <DerSandmann> IT'S SO HARD | |
| <DerSandmann> IT'S SO FUCKING HARD | |
| <Yadde> it's anything BUT hard DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> YOU'RE GOOD | |
| <Yadde> I can't | |
| <Yadde> Ska's there | |
| <DerSandmann> ^ | |
| <Slowcat> 5,4 ? | |
| <Slowcat> oh shit | |
| <DerSandmann> t7 Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> 5'7 is pretty tallish Topso | |
| <Yadde> you guys are midgets though | |
| <DerSandmann> mate | |
| <Yadde> 57 or 59 | |
| <Yadde> I'm fucking 180 | |
| <DerSandmann> bepis | |
| <Yadde> Kenya | |
| <DerSandmann> if I was 180 | |
| <maduin> is Lola dead | |
| <Slowcat> >she has a kid I don't want to get in to that | |
| <maduin> Lola is SO Dead | |
| <DerSandmann> aolp | |
| <DerSandmann> aiko Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> We have yellow fever Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> is it Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> those leggins Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> FISHNETS | |
| <DerSandmann> DELICIOUS FISHNET | |
| <Yadde> stockings | |
| <DerSandmann> holyshit | |
| <DerSandmann> Topso, this girl is the type of girl that has EXPERIENCE | |
| <DerSandmann> side holes Topso :) | |
| <Lunki_> it's a metaphor | |
| <DerSandmann> just like you said | |
| <Lunki_> two on side, two under | |
| <Yadde> side holes | |
| <Lunki_> OPEN holes | |
| <DerSandmann> her hair looks like a dog's butt tail Topso | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Man I wish I wasn't at work to watch this | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Hope vacker isn't spasing out like it was last week | |
| <DerSandmann> working fine in my shithole gits | |
| <DerSandmann> guts | |
| <DerSandmann> IT'S SO HARD | |
| <Yadde> it's still not hard at all Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >come expecting lewd stuff >be stroking for 2 hours waiting for release | |
| <Noutaja> just focus on the girls you leveled up for, flirtation and romance. We need to give Yadde his release | |
| <Yadde> >he thinks I'm the lewd and bad one | |
| <Slowcat> haha DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> >arm getting tired, switch to left hand >take a 5 minute break from stroking to refuel carbohydrates | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: Tǫpso has been playing Huniepop (Lewd Friday) for 2h 28min 13sec | |
| <DerSandmann> 112 Topso | |
| <Yadde> lips | |
| <Yadde> two and half hours of ZERO LEWDS | |
| <Slowcat> 112 | |
| <DerSandmann> 112 is less than 50 kg Topso | |
| <Noutaja> top | |
| <Yadde> top | |
| <Yadde> you're not lying but she takes it as a joke | |
| <DerSandmann> top Topso | |
| <Slowcat> nice | |
| <Yadde> girls be dumdums Topso | |
| <Yadde> that's how you date | |
| <DerSandmann> glitter and glass pipes Topso | |
| <Yadde> does she like cumsies on doggie feetsies too Topso? | |
| <DerSandmann> can you make her hair do the thing Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> cummies on her tummies | |
| <Noutaja> Topso, you can probably also add more items to your dating inventory to use sentiment on. You'll have to do that outside of this minigame though | |
| <Slowcat> she looks hard | |
| <DerSandmann> she's not hiding her bulge well Slowcat | |
| <Slowcat> hah | |
| <DerSandmann> what if she was Topso | |
| <Slowcat> glitterboy | |
| <DerSandmann> so close Topso | |
| <Yadde> bell from the left | |
| <Yadde> THE BELL | |
| <DerSandmann> left bell Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> bell in center | |
| <DerSandmann> give her the pink | |
| <Slowcat> gj | |
| <DerSandmann> ayyy | |
| <DerSandmann> IT FEELS SO GOOD | |
| <DerSandmann> how do you use the outfits Topso | |
| <Noutaja> there's invetory on the the phone | |
| <Noutaja> one of the tabs | |
| <DerSandmann> 🍆💦🍑 Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> 20 | |
| <Noutaja> arrows at the bottom | |
| <DerSandmann> what are the tissue box for Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> >tissues for wiping up body fluids | |
| <DerSandmann> AN ENTIRE FUCKING BOX OF TISSUES | |
| <DerSandmann> >still stroking your dick 3 hours in waiting for lewd | |
| <Slowcat> haha | |
| <DerSandmann> >HOW MANY TIMES A DAY DO YOU TOUCH YOURSELF >ONCE, I'M STILL WORKING ON IT | |
| <DerSandmann> 5'2 | |
| <DerSandmann> no | |
| <oh_boy> really tall 5 feet something | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Honipop more like can't pop won't stop | |
| <DerSandmann> >really tall | |
| <DerSandmann> >5'2 | |
| <DerSandmann> Topso, that's like 40cm shorter than you | |
| <DerSandmann> SIDE HOLES Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> SLUUTA | |
| <Yadde> tears | |
| <DerSandmann> wat | |
| <DerSandmann> a bingo? | |
| <DerSandmann> what bingo Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> give her the 💦 | |
| <DerSandmann> is there a topso bingo | |
| <DerSandmann> or do I make my own board | |
| <Yadde> there could be | |
| <Yadde> if someone made one | |
| <plaaplaa> also gud morningu dopechattu | |
| <Slowcat> mornin plaaplaa | |
| <DerSandmann> thats what I wanted to know Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> how do you outfit | |
| <Noutaja> you just skipped past that screen Topso | |
| <Noutaja> it's in her profile | |
| <DerSandmann> profile? | |
| <DerSandmann> neat | |
| <Yadde> side holes | |
| <DerSandmann> >dress her up like Topso | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> My side holes | |
| <DerSandmann> >literally undressing and redressing girls while you talk to them | |
| <DerSandmann> how about NOTHING AT ALL | |
| <DerSandmann> LEWD | |
| <Slowcat> THERE YOU GO | |
| <DerSandmann> POPSICLE | |
| <oh_boy> she's just drinking some water | |
| <DerSandmann> BLUEBERRY | |
| <DerSandmann> POPSICLE | |
| <Slowcat> s u c c | |
| <Yadde> Slowcat please type properly instead of "u", "r" etc. | |
| <DerSandmann> s u c c | |
| <DerSandmann> s u c c down to the balls | |
| <DerSandmann> >cute pic | |
| <DerSandmann> >she sends you a nude | |
| <Yadde> >every time topso puts a 3 bell move when there's a 4 bell move available | |
| <Yadde> I'm losing my hair | |
| <Yadde> AND I'M STILL LIMP | |
| <DerSandmann> shake it some more Yadde | |
| <DerSandmann> dont give up | |
| <DerSandmann> >are we fucked | |
| <Yadde> BELLS | |
| <Yadde> BOTTOM | |
| <Yadde> NO | |
| <Yadde> FUCK | |
| <Yadde> GHSNEGHKSEBGSGBNSRJBG | |
| <DerSandmann> YOY HAVEN'T EVEN UNDRESSED THEM AFTER 3 HOURS Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> of course we're not fucked | |
| <DerSandmann> WE CAN'T EVEN HOLD THEIR HAND | |
| <DerSandmann> she's semi-spiritual Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> dress her up Topso | |
| <Lunki_> there is no saving in real life | |
| <DerSandmann> SO FUCKING HARD | |
| <Yadde> I don't like afros or baby blue clothing | |
| <Yadde> she's the worst | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I've skullfucked ayy lmaos faster than this | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Deep lore: guts is a xenophobe since he plays games where you shoot aliens | |
| <DerSandmann> you mean a xenophile | |
| <DerSandmann> ;) | |
| <Yadde> so you | |
| <Yadde> discharge your weapon on the aliens? | |
| <Lunki_> did you try pressing esc! | |
| <Yadde> shoot your load at them? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> My hot sticky load on disgusting ayys | |
| <DerSandmann> would you let her mouth touch your dick with her smoker's mouth Topso | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I love the to pop the heat sink in the middle of a battle | |
| <DerSandmann> > give topso Succubus Dungeon | |
| <Lunki_> BAA Topso | |
| <Slowcat> thanks Topso | |
| <DerSandmann> Topso, could be a dominatrix as well | |
| <DerSandmann> teases you for 3 hours and then doesn't give you release | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: nobody has been preparing the next stream for 48 seconds. Tǫpso played Huniepop (Lewd Friday) for 2h 53min 32sec | |
| <Topso> hahah true | |
| <Topso> I thought you got to the boobs faster maybe we need to try the hooker | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Tǫpso played Huniepop (Lewd Friday) for 2h 53min 32sec, stopped 3min 25sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| !lastplayed g: xcom2 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 751d 6h 51min 6sec (2y 21d) ago, Ską played Xcom2 soundpack making for 1h 45min 23sec | |
| <VolumeWork-> Oh wow, Komplett refund shipping costs if you return an item you don't want | |
| <VolumeWork-> I'm surprised. | |
| <VolumeWork-> And impressed. | |
| <Lunki> can I return my life? | |
| !lastplayed g: xcom 2 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 423d 10h 35min 24sec (1y 58d) ago, Ramstrong played XCOM 2 - Long War 2 for 2h 1min 1sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ewwwwww long war 2 | |
| !lastplayed g: mass effect 2 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 1223d 10h 59min 44sec (3y 128d) ago, LewishM played Mass Effect 2 for 3h 21min 25sec | |
| <Ilga> show bobs | |
| <VolumeWork-> open cloth | |
| <Topso> GROSS | |
| <maduin> wooooooow | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🐭 🚪 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🚪 🐭 >shad | |
| <Topso> this is basically the dating sim I am playing https://twitter.com/oldbiddyyelling/status/982088873567072256 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🐭 🚪 | |
| <Topso> 🍱 :microwave: :feelsapuapustajaman: | |
| <DerSandmann> here I make it up for you guts, I link glorious nippon works https://i.imgur.com/trkRRHy.jpg | |
| <VolumeWork-> >you will never have a girl build you a house, do a glorious dance or give you pretty shiny rocks and other things you like to try and flirt with you. | |
| <VolumeWork-> ;_; | |
| <Topso> whut wakfu has come to netflix | |
| <Topso> nice gonna watch that with lunch | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You mean porn has come to netflix | |
| <DerSandmann> wat | |
| <DerSandmann> I must leave | |
| <DerSandmann> I am ordered to bed, | |
| <VolumeWork-> Topso what do you think of brigitte_ | |
| <Topso> she is a cutie | |
| <Topso> and finally a good swedish accent | |
| <VolumeWork-> Except for when she says her ult | |
| <VolumeWork-> 'I LOVE TEEN MEN' :D | |
| <Topso> whut | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <VolumeWork-> I am going to main her until I know all the phrases she uses in Swedish :D | |
| <Topso> she says "alla till mig" | |
| <VolumeWork-> I know :3 | |
| <Topso> not even close to love teen men | |
| <VolumeWork-> Så gott så ny! | |
| <Topso> så gott som ny | |
| <VolumeWork-> ;_; | |
| <VolumeWork-> I like that she says fan when she gets discorded | |
| <VolumeWork-> It's been translated officially as 'Damn' but it's a bit more harsh than that | |
| <VolumeWork-> Someone joked that when a Finnish character gets put in all their voice lines will just be strings of expletives | |
| <Lunki_> LarryLongbow would your evil twin be named BarryShortsword??? | |
| <Lunki_> or... good twin?? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Dunno, topso, I can hear what volume's hearing | |
| <LarryLongbow> No! Lunki_ | |
| <Topso> hahaha lunki_ | |
| <Topso> Barryshortsword | |
| !forums | |
| <VolumeWork-> Dopecon's gonna be real busy this year | |
| <VolumeWork-> So many people going | |
| <VolumeWork-> @Topso will Kalo be coming if you are? | |
| <Topso> Depends on the date and money situation, I might be going alone | |
| <Topso> its the dogs that are the most expensive part of going | |
| <Topso> doggy hotels aren't cheap, might be cheaper for Kalo to stay home with them | |
| <Ramstrong> when juegos Stopso | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has leaked the memes for 1h 34min 50sec. Topso played Huniepop (Lewd Friday) for 2h 53min 32sec | |
| <Ramstrong> welp | |
| <Ramstrong> oh vermintide recently got tons of buffs | |
| <Topso> Might stream more of that soon | |
| <Topso> was super fun | |
| <Topso> Stream some vermin for us ramstrong 😃 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Morning dopechat | |
| <Ramstrong> maybe later | |
| <Ramstrong> actually fuck it | |
| <Ramstrong> no idea how long i'll stream | |
| <Topso> Yay! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> We'll do it live | |
| <Topso> I am so hype to go this year because I get to terrorize nutblox and ncn irl 😄 | |
| <Topso> Live live! | |
| <Topso> bless you ramstrong | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto_Works you're so early these days | |
| <plaaplaa> you'll get a raise at this rate | |
| <plaaplaa> :> | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Early meetings, combined with horrible nightmares and 2 hours of sleep a day, plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> what kind of nightmares | |
| <Ghatto_Works> The ones even i won't like to discuss, my lad | |
| <plaaplaa> lewd nightmares CONFIRMED | |
| <Topso> they should release chaos team for this | |
| <Topso> nurgle team | |
| <Topso> they are scary | |
| <Topso> oh | |
| <maduin> Topso: One from Tzeench, one from Khorne, one from Nurgle....what are the two | |
| <Topso> if you were a nurgle? | |
| <VolumeWork-> shit you have to do when chasing top dps in ff14 >.> | |
| <Topso> I would say you will have the flue for all time | |
| <maduin> VolumeWork-: I will start playing FFXIV again when I get money ;_; | |
| <maduin> I want now but aaaaaaa | |
| <Topso> slaanesh Maduin | |
| <maduin> Topso, if we are going with old Fantasy then yes | |
| <Topso> You are old fantasy Maduin | |
| <VolumeWork-> maduin: you only play on whatthehell's server anyways | |
| <VolumeWork-> ;_; | |
| <maduin> and then either daemon spawn thing or Undivided | |
| <maduin> VolumeWork-: ;| | |
| <Topso> Do you like nurgle the most ramstrong? | |
| <maduin> Topso, you are Age of Sigmar, which makes you WORSE | |
| <VolumeWork-> I'm top 50 Dragoon in terms of DPS in the world for two of the 4 fights now in the current raid tier, maduin ! | |
| <VolumeWork-> Top 20 in one of them. | |
| <Topso> maduin that is the worse insult anyone has every said to me | |
| <Topso> hurts | |
| <maduin> VolumeWork-: Dragoon........woooow............... | |
| <VolumeWork-> fuck off dragoon is bae | |
| <maduin> VolumeWork-: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDg44MVJLrw >Dragoon | |
| <Topso> Can we ban maduin for saying im age of sigmar | |
| <VolumeWork-> haha i've never seen this maduin | |
| <VolumeWork-> they fucked it up tho | |
| <VolumeWork-> drg is supposed to jump just when an aoe happens | |
| <maduin> VolumeWork-: best about this is that SE themselves made this | |
| <maduin> Topso: You just have to accept your inner AoS | |
| <maduin> FFXIV music is very, VERY underrated | |
| <maduin> that Titan music alone destroyes all WoW songs ;^) | |
| <maduin> >Ai-chan played Fortnite | |
| <VolumeWork-> DRG best looking attacks | |
| <maduin> did that start with "she said cunt" | |
| <VolumeWork-> "He just said 'Gone'" | |
| <maduin> I have Black Mage and Paladin lvl 60 | |
| <maduin> main is Paladin | |
| <maduin> I like tanking | |
| <begoniabol> hey all | |
| <Topso> 😦 | |
| <Topso> Don't be so hard on yourself ramstrong | |
| <Topso> hey begoni | |
| <begoniabol> hey topso | |
| <LordVysh> Lo lads. | |
| <begoniabol> hey LordVysh | |
| <LordVysh> Well while I do hate waking up in the morning as opposed to mid afternoon, my new job is 2^64 times better than my old one. | |
| <KingofEngland> evening bummers | |
| <begoniabol> hey KingofEngland | |
| <KingofEngland> you got the day off or smething Ramstrong | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol u fug | |
| <begoniabol> cats | |
| <KingofEngland> so is vermintide a MMO then or just multiplayer | |
| <VolumeWork-> multiplayer | |
| <VolumeWork-> 'instanced' MMO at best | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> L4D with loot | |
| <Topso> sorry my grandma called, she has started saying Bengt when taking about Kalo and its not even close to his name haha | |
| <Topso> "what was his name again? Bengt?" | |
| <maduin> Bengt, Kalo, same name | |
| <Topso> I told her its fine, she can call Kalo Bengt if she wants to | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <Topso> She is 95 and thats the only thing shes gotten wrong so far, so I think shes doing great | |
| <VolumeWork-> Maybe she was misremembering the doggo name? | |
| <VolumeWork-> Isn't it Benji or something? | |
| <VolumeWork-> Or am I misremembering myself | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Topso> Kakan and Ruffa are my dogs names | |
| <VolumeWork-> Where the fug did Benji come | |
| <Topso> Ramstrongs laugh is fucking amazing ! makes me happy 😃 | |
| <Topso> Volumework Benji wtf you and my grandma are on something | |
| <VolumeWork-> ye | |
| <LordVysh> Aren't your dogs named Kafka and Rufus @Topso? | |
| <Topso> haha no | |
| <VolumeWork-> Kefka and Rufus | |
| <VolumeWork-> FFmeeeems | |
| <maduin> next dog will be Sephiroth | |
| <VolumeWork-> Aerithu-sama | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> There are probably a lot of kids out there named sephiroth now | |
| <maduin> I know there is one in South Africa | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Well nobody likes South Africans | |
| <Ramstrong> pess | |
| <Yadde> hnnh | |
| <Yadde> I was just about to tune in after doing stuff | |
| <Yadde> now I have nothing to do | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I'll stream tonight | |
| <Ramstrong> Ska stream tropico | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> T. Man who won't stream tonight | |
| <Yadde> guts why are you so goddamn expensive in JA2? | |
| <Nephtunh> snickers hype | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Because I'm a vet yadde | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I kill ayys not humans | |
| <Nephtunh> do we have restle | |
| <Nephtunh> tonight | |
| <LarryLongbow> Swedish kids show! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @LewishM | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Neph calling for wressle | |
| <LarryLongbow> Wario! | |
| <LewishM> no 2nite | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I shouldn't actually say I'm streaming tbh until I get approved | |
| <Nephtunh_> you shouldnt talk without permission too | |
| <Nephtunh_> hehehe | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah I do live in england | |
| <Nephtunh> sorry I had to restart my pc | |
| <Nephtunh> so why are there so many stabbings lately in UK gutsman | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> It's London | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Like London is a fucking shithole | |
| <Nephtunh> isnt it above normal level | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Legitimately | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> No one wants to live in london | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Everywhere outside crime like this is rare | |
| <maduin> There is unusual amount of crime in London right now from what I read | |
| <Nephtunh> are there any drug gangs | |
| <Nephtunh> waring | |
| <Nephtunh> maybe thats why theres so many stabbings | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I don't know | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Or care | |
| <maduin> I would like to know if those people know/knew each other | |
| <maduin> because for example in Finland almost all the stabbings are between men who know each other and were drunk | |
| <Nephtunh> yeah stabbing someone | |
| <Nephtunh> is very intimate | |
| <LarryLongbow> I have a romanticized view on London with nice tea, those telephone booths and special buses etc! | |
| <LarryLongbow> of! | |
| <LarryLongbow> queens guards with the hats! | |
| <LarryLongbow> gingers! | |
| <LarryLongbow> fish n chips! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> No London is shit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> All the cities are shit | |
| <Nephtunh> fish n chips | |
| <Nephtunh> do u mean kebabs | |
| <maduin> kebabs are great | |
| <LarryLongbow> kebabpizza! | |
| <maduin> Frenchfries on kebabpizza | |
| <LarryLongbow> its like swedens most popular pizza! | |
| <LarryLongbow> yea! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I live near a real Turk kebab place | |
| <LarryLongbow> maduin knows! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And it's 100% quality | |
| <maduin> I dont actually know what is Finlands most popular pizza | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Stabbing each other | |
| <LarryLongbow> do finland even have proper pizza! | |
| <Nephtunh> finland has saunas in apartments | |
| <maduin> GUTS, I live close to kebab place and its fucking great. Two wannabe-mafiosos went there and asked for "protection money", got kicked out so they threw molotovs inside, got caught right away | |
| <Nephtunh> I think thats next level | |
| <maduin> People here were quite sad because it was popular place. Now indian place is making the kebab, with the old workers | |
| <Nephtunh> does the indian place pay protection money | |
| <LarryLongbow> I had a girl asking for protection money! | |
| <maduin> >soy | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Hahahahahahahaha | |
| <LarryLongbow> but she was just a kid and probably just watched some mafia-movie! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Is this a real site | |
| <kreggur> of course not guts | |
| <kreggur> or well | |
| <kreggur> Polygon basically is at this point | |
| <Yadde> ofcourse it's a real site | |
| <Nephtunh> I dont have time to read normal news sites | |
| <Nephtunh> how do you guys have time to browse stuff like kotatku | |
| <LarryLongbow> their obsession with Harry potter is wierd though! | |
| <Yadde> Harri Pottapää | |
| <KingofEngland> dont put that stuff up LarryLongbow ive just gone back to shanghai | |
| <KingofEngland> lie to me and let me think im gonna live for a few more years | |
| <LarryLongbow> You gonna live for a few more years! KingofEngland | |
| <KingofEngland> cheers matey | |
| <LarryLongbow> Beautiful! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaGsWeXU0AEvG-B.jpg | |
| <KingofEngland> green | |
| <IronBar> Had a deer in the backyard again this morning | |
| <KingofEngland> what on earth | |
| <ncn> mother fuck i missed huniepopso | |
| <KingofEngland> hi ncn | |
| <ncn> hello kingofengland | |
| <KingofEngland> nice contex | |
| <KingofEngland> i dun a new picture | |
| <ncn> noice | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Noice | |
| <ncn> is it by design that the pattern doesn't repeat below the moon's chin | |
| <Yadde> ncn you didn't miss anything | |
| <Yadde> it was literally 3 hours waiting with a limp dick in your hand and no lewds | |
| <KingofEngland> shit thats the wrong one ncn | |
| <KingofEngland> i fixed that in the final draft | |
| <Ilga> I ordered pizza from wolt and it lets you see where the driver is | |
| <ncn> so topso didn't finish any of the gals eh | |
| <IronBar> PSYCHE | |
| <IronBar> THAT'S THE WRONG DRAFT | |
| <Ilga> so this dude didn't take the right turn and is now miles away on the speedway | |
| <ncn> ilga do you live under a bridge or what | |
| <Ilga> he did turn around on one of the ramps now tho | |
| <Topso> Oh so I hear you talk shit | |
| <Topso> ok ok | |
| <Topso> then you will get this | |
| <Nephtunh> talk shit | |
| <Nephtunh> get hit | |
| <Ilga> wait what | |
| <Ilga> he just drove trough a walkway | |
| <Nephtunh> EROTIC STREAM | |
| * Yadde unzips | |
| <Nephtunh> XXX | |
| <ncn> dat drawing | |
| <ncn> UNF | |
| <Ghatto_Works> fug | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Can't watch at work :/ | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'll minimize the screen | |
| <Nephtunh> this is weird | |
| <maduin> uh oh | |
| <Nephtunh> how do we watch this game | |
| <Nephtunh> but also listen to topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> With the power of your imagination, Nephtunh | |
| <Ilga> why are you lewd Topso? | |
| <maduin> Topso being lewd again | |
| <ncn> A FEMALE OPTION | |
| <ncn> when did that come about | |
| <maduin> LESBIAN | |
| <Nephtunh> is this the game where you train a slave | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Female best way to play this game | |
| <Ilga> I hope this game has naval penetration | |
| <maduin> Oh no its dead one | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahaha | |
| <Yadde> I GET THAT REFERENCE | |
| <Yadde> THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN | |
| <maduin> rip lola | |
| <Nephtunh> you are missing some hentai songs Topso | |
| <ncn> have you unlocked the secret characters yet | |
| <Ghatto_Works> The music in this game is great | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Tetten? | |
| <maduin> D | |
| <Nephtunh> who's feet is on the bottom right corner | |
| <ncn> i wrote all that shit down | |
| <maduin> well girls always talk about those things, its normal | |
| <nogaems> how are people surprised by facebook? we've known they do this for years | |
| <maduin> girls also fondel each others boobs | |
| <begoniabol> maduin wtf | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fact | |
| <maduin> FACT | |
| <nogaems> people always used to say "hurr i dont care if they know what porn i watch :^DDDD" | |
| <Nephtunh> fax | |
| <maduin> gay | |
| <Nephtunh> dick pizza ilga | |
| <Nephtunh> do it | |
| <Nutblox> /comfy/ | |
| <maduin> havent you failed each time now? | |
| <IronBar> Ilga what is in pizza | |
| <ncn> oh shit ilga we can see ur dick | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And old friend used to say "The best way to get into a girl's pants...is making her use a skirt and access it from below. They are useful in that sense | |
| <Ilga> everything | |
| <Ghatto_Works> That same guy married when he was 17 and has 4 kids as of now | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Idiot | |
| <Nephtunh> looks like topso is a horrible lesbian | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Pizza time | |
| <Ghatto_Works> PIZZA PASTA, PUT IT IN A BOX @Ilga | |
| <Nephtunh> hehehe | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "I'm a good lesbian...i think" - Topso 2018 | |
| <Yadde> BELLS | |
| <IronBar> onmycockonmycockonmycockonmycockonmycockonmyCOOOCK | |
| <Yadde> pressure? | |
| <Nephtunh> you need to work harder with your tongue | |
| <Yadde> there's literally NO pressure in my dick | |
| <Ilga> one pizza and coke was 8e but you get an extra fee if it's under 10e so I ordered 2 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Topso: A tip, go for dem hearts...they are multipliers | |
| <ncn> bellend | |
| <maduin> Topsos first win ^^ | |
| <Nephtunh> can you touch her boobs | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Best promo @Ilga | |
| <maduin> Not into carpet? | |
| <ncn> topso want to unlock a secrit character | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hahah | |
| <maduin> not into playing ball on a grass? | |
| <maduin> not into exploring the jungle? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> It is almost 10 AM in my time and it is getting this lewd already | |
| <Nephtunh> 1 | |
| <Ilga> sluts | |
| <Yadde> stewardress? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Stewardress | |
| <ncn> outdoors | |
| <Nephtunh> steve dress | |
| <maduin> steward | |
| <maduin> anal day? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wait no, stweardess | |
| <Ilga> BANE? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Not dress | |
| <Ghatto_Works> FUCK | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fingers, pls | |
| <Nephtunh> stewardess in a forest | |
| <ncn> outdoors | |
| <Nephtunh> very nice | |
| <Ilga> 3 | |
| <Yadde> Ghatto_Works has my finger tumors | |
| <Yadde> 1 | |
| <Ilga> or 4 | |
| <Yadde> she likes anal | |
| <maduin> anal | |
| <Ghatto_Works> My god | |
| <Yadde> didn't you already get an oral picture from that one girl? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >easiest | |
| <ncn> there's lore in this game, jessie is one of the other girl's mom | |
| <Nephtunh> she's a lonely mom | |
| <Yadde> also what's wrong with her round face? | |
| <Yadde> no features at all | |
| <Nephtunh> how is she lesbian if she's a mom | |
| <Ilga> 1 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Lonely single mom with a hottie for a daughter, Nephtunh | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ;) | |
| <Ramstrong> sup Feetso | |
| <Yadde> 1 | |
| <Yadde> she's a hore | |
| <Ghatto_Works> 1 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> The lewdest the better | |
| <Nephtunh> buy her virginity | |
| <Nephtunh> LUL | |
| <Ghatto_Works> There is achievement for not using a single present for the whole game | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Shit's hard | |
| <Ilga> 3 | |
| <ncn> 1 | |
| <Yadde> 2 | |
| <Ramstrong> it's the most important thing in the world: you can't beat wincest | |
| <Yadde> okay I'll break the tie | |
| <Yadde> 2 | |
| <Yadde> and 2 | |
| <Ilga> 3 | |
| <Nephtunh> 1 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> FUG HER | |
| <Ghatto_Works> That's what you're going to do | |
| <ncn> SPOILER tiffany is her daughter | |
| <Yadde> hukker | |
| <Ghatto_Works> NCN | |
| <Ghatto_Works> NO | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Thanks Yadde | |
| <Nephtunh> why do you have hentai on the right topso | |
| <Nephtunh> do you like batman | |
| <Ghatto_Works> 2 | |
| <Ilga> 1 | |
| <Yadde> 2 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Because she wants a hentai girl for her, Nephtunh | |
| <ncn> it's just a trivia thing, it doesn't matter | |
| <Nephtunh> 2 | |
| <Yadde> 3 | |
| <ncn> take her to bone town | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hah | |
| <Nephtunh> GERMAN MASTER RACE | |
| <ncn> a dirndl | |
| <Ramstrong> if she wants you to surprise her take her to aushwitz | |
| <maduin> DOGE | |
| <Nephtunh> nazi uniform | |
| <Ghatto_Works> She has the jugs, all you need is the beer | |
| <Ilga> nazi uniform | |
| <Yadde> >"come" >escapes | |
| ! feet ! | |
| <Nephtunh> that dog wants to hump | |
| <Nephtunh> not food | |
| <Yadde> FEET | |
| <Murgasmos> F-F-F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ahoy Murgasmos | |
| <Yadde> VAIKKA | |
| <Murgasmos> Hello Topso, why are you playing a bad H-games? | |
| <Ramstrong> FFFFFFFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKER | |
| <Yadde> did | |
| <Ilga> topso has corrupted the chat | |
| <Nephtunh> ramstrong has dwarf games | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >Ska has the weeb games | |
| <Yadde> did topso just call suite "pewdiepie" | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I think you meant Greene, Topso | |
| <Yadde> or did my ears grow a tumor too? | |
| <Murgasmos> Nephtunh autist games* | |
| <Ramstrong> >ramstrong has the ramstrong games | |
| <maduin> niece? | |
| <Ramstrong> ?????? | |
| <maduin> what? | |
| <ncn> niche | |
| <Lunki_> christian games, Topso | |
| <Suitepee> what have i come onto | |
| <Nephtunh> ska is manly games | |
| <ncn> >come kek | |
| <Suitepee> i think she said Suitey pie Yadde | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ Nephtunh | |
| <Ramstrong> thought i did more co-op streams than anyone else | |
| <Suitepee> also hi Topso | |
| <Suitepee> i havent played a horror game in a while | |
| <Nephtunh> I have no problem | |
| <Nephtunh> with hentai games | |
| <Lunki_> you have 2 knees, how many more you need? | |
| <Nephtunh> they are beautiful | |
| <arch> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> arch: Tǫpso has been playing HuniePop (Lewd Friday) for 18min 57sec | |
| <Ilga> hentai games are seaQs' speciality | |
| <Ramstrong> tits or gtfo | |
| <Murgasmos> I am eating black sosig | |
| <arch> oh here I thought you played the whole time I was sleeping | |
| <arch> gotta make those 4 stacks topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> !lastplayed g: Sengoku | |
| <arch> hearts left side | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Ghatto_Works: 1107d 21h 51min 30sec (3y 12d) ago, Ramstrǫng played Sengoku Rance for 2h 38min 11sec | |
| <Murgasmos> >4 >not 5 stacks | |
| <Murgasmos> Foken plebs | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I disagree, Ilga | |
| <Suitepee> keep on trying Topso | |
| <Yadde> huker | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahahaha | |
| <Lunki_> open cloth | |
| <Murgasmos> Whoker | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "Why is she so hard to get...she is a god damn hooker" | |
| <arch> why is she wearing leiderhosen at an ice rink | |
| <Yadde> she's an experienced woman and has high demands, Topso | |
| <Ramstrong> m i l f | |
| <Caligula> At full force. | |
| <ncn> it's a DIRNDL you mongs | |
| <arch> also the game gets harder over time | |
| <Yadde> an EXPERIENCED AND EXPENSIVE HUKER | |
| <maduin> HUKKER | |
| <maduin> those fucking hukkers | |
| <Ghatto_Works> For some not only the game, arch ;) | |
| <arch> lol | |
| <Ilga> she loves it | |
| <Suitepee> so this game is just match 3? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> KIMOCHII | |
| <Ghatto_Works> (She loves it) | |
| <Nephtunh> purple | |
| <Murgasmos> ITS SO FUCKING DEEP | |
| <arch> lewd | |
| <Nephtunh> ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED | |
| <Yadde> you need to upgrade your gear Topso | |
| <arch> uh what why? | |
| <Yadde> buy a brode sword +1 | |
| <arch> you had a heart match | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Topso you could ask the same to all figure skaters out there | |
| <Ramstrong> THE BRODE SODE | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Dem outfits are short and lewd as fug | |
| <arch> is tiffany that ghetto bitch? | |
| <FlipWork> tfw you can't tune in | |
| <Nephtunh> picutre? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> My bitch, arch ? | |
| <Nephtunh> DANK | |
| <Ramstrong> PANTSU | |
| <Caligula> PANTSU | |
| <Ilga> I got banned on hitbox for streaming lewd games once | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ahoy FlipWork. I tuned in, but minimized. This game gets lewd quickly | |
| <Murgasmos> Did you get banned for streaming boku no pico to twitch too Ilga? :-DD | |
| <Nephtunh> do you hate her because ska likes her | |
| <Ilga> no | |
| <arch> that's all this game is Topso, trivia bullshit | |
| <Ramstrong> does she get put in ska's corner then Topso | |
| <ncn> yo hate her because she's like you innit | |
| <arch> there's no real character development or anything | |
| <Yadde> soo yeaahh is such a shit dialogue | |
| <Nephtunh> ask her if she lieks to play minecraft | |
| <Ilga> deep plot | |
| <arch> well that's just my criticism of this game | |
| <Yadde> arch >implying people play these games for plot | |
| <Yadde> it's just there | |
| <maduin> she is cute as fuck | |
| <Caligula> Topso, just go to Google and type "boobs" then. | |
| <Yadde> to make you do SOMETHING for the lewd | |
| <arch> I like a good story to go with my fap tyvm | |
| <ncn> yuu wörk for dis buubis | |
| <Yadde> Topso, you want a game with hard earned boobs? | |
| <Caligula> Imagine working your ass off for boobies and getting beestings. | |
| <Yadde> play Rance | |
| <Yadde> oh god I want Topso to play Rance | |
| <Nephtunh> it better not be small boobs | |
| <Nephtunh> that you can barely see | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh god, Yadde | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Topso playing Rance? | |
| <arch> orange right side | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Sengoku Rance | |
| <ncn> it's a dressing | |
| <Yadde> Sengoku Rance | |
| <Yadde> It's actually a game some consider GOOD | |
| <Yadde> even if there weren't lewds | |
| <Nephtunh> (puke) ranch | |
| <Ilga> cool rance | |
| <arch> Topso: you're going to have to start making bigger plays if you want to win | |
| <maduin> hehe "harder" | |
| <arch> we play the video games in here | |
| <ncn> this is like watching rumia playing puzzle games | |
| <Nephtunh> dont listen to noobs Topso just focus on getting boobs | |
| <arch> ouch | |
| <Ilga> I don't think I can consume both of these pizas | |
| <arch> we're trying to maximize boobs/hour | |
| <ncn> ilga gib pizza | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Get her drunk, Topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Sweet drinks in general | |
| <Noutaja> >tfw Topso's been one date away from boobs for like two hours now | |
| <maduin> easier to fuck | |
| <maduin> RAPE | |
| <FlipWork> based on this chat, I'm kind concerned that y'all are watching a rape scene unfold | |
| <Ghatto_Works> The higher the easier the date goes, Topso | |
| <ncn> isn't tiffany underage | |
| <maduin> who do we need to report if Topso is going to stream rape scene? | |
| <Suitepee> we're watching match 3 with anime girls FlippinKamikaze | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahahaha. It was the same as when arch played vive games and the screen was black, FlipWork. 'member that? | |
| <ncn> topso please say "i'm going to jail :D" | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ | |
| <FlipWork> oooh, statutory AND legal rape? why, that's double! | |
| <FlipWork> oh lawd Ghatto_Works | |
| <Suitepee> wait, you play as a girl? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Get her more sweet drinks, Topso | |
| <Yadde> "I'M WHITE TRASH AND I'M IN TROUBLE" | |
| <Suitepee> ah | |
| <maduin> "YES I AM A GIRL I'M A LESBIAN" | |
| <ncn> BUSTED | |
| <arch> what does that mean? girls in college can get the P too | |
| <Ghatto_Works> YES, YES SHE IS | |
| <Murgasmos> arch penis? | |
| <arch> puss | |
| <Ghatto_Works> No | |
| <arch> cause it's lesbians | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Full drunk | |
| <Ghatto_Works> :( | |
| <seaQcumber> oh no Topso what are you doing | |
| <maduin> oh no its rape time | |
| <seaQcumber> this is an adult game | |
| <seaQcumber> I'll check it | |
| <KingofEngland> lewd friday | |
| <KingofEngland> its almost midnight for me | |
| <KingofEngland> aww year | |
| <FlipWork> not gonna lie, this chat out of context is potentially more entertaining than the stream | |
| <maduin> which one of those is alcohol | |
| <Caligula> Rance in a nutshell, Topso: https://i.imgur.com/ksMzYyD.jpg | |
| <ncn> do i peep some cameltoe | |
| <Murgasmos> Bells can't fuck you Topso | |
| <Murgasmos> They are inanimate | |
| <Nephtunh> pray for the bell god | |
| <maduin> BELLS FOR THE BELL GOD | |
| <Ramstrong> ring a ding ding | |
| <maduin> DROPS FOR THE DROP THRONE | |
| <arch> huzzah | |
| <arch> you got paid for going on a date | |
| <maduin> >Lusties | |
| <maduin> what a name | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'm telling you, Topso. Get them drunk and you'll win the dates quickly (only at night and only at bars) | |
| <seaQcumber> hot | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Doesn't work anymore, only for dates Topso | |
| <maduin> DOG | |
| <Nephtunh> WASTED ALL THAT MONEY | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ | |
| <ncn> buy some roofies for easy win | |
| <maduin> NO ONE | |
| <maduin> 2 | |
| <Yadde> 2 | |
| <Suitepee> 2 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> 3 | |
| <arch> q | |
| <seaQcumber> 3 | |
| <Lunki_> 3 | |
| <Noutaja> 3 | |
| <arch> 1 | |
| <FlipWork> >only on dates >picturing topso walking around her local area "HERE, GET DRUNK, IT'S ON ME" | |
| <maduin> SHE IS VIRGIN | |
| <maduin> 2 | |
| <Ilga> 1 | |
| <Lunki_> tiffany is secret slut | |
| <Ghatto_Works> She likes Yolks, 3 | |
| <maduin> oh god | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SEE? | |
| <maduin> lol | |
| <Nephtunh> she's gay | |
| <maduin> large penis | |
| <Nephtunh> 2 | |
| <Ilga> 2 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I can totally see that, FlipWork | |
| <Yadde> 2 | |
| <maduin> uhh | |
| <maduin> 2? | |
| <Ilga> my knee | |
| <maduin> Topso wants it young | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Man...one more date and you'll get her, Topso | |
| <Caligula> Rance in a nutshell, Topso: https://i.imgur.com/ksMzYyD.jpg | |
| <maduin> HAHAHA | |
| <Caligula> YOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| <Lunki_> LEWD | |
| <ncn> waw | |
| <Nephtunh> LEWD | |
| <seaQcumber> N O I C E | |
| <Ilga> woooow | |
| <Suitepee> GOODBYE TWITCH | |
| <Ilga> is she itchy? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I don't date to open the stream | |
| <maduin> fucking | |
| <nogaems> D E M O N E T I Z E D | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I minimized when you said "We got a picture" | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I can only imagine... | |
| <Suitepee> well you found the lewd Topso | |
| <Suitepee> good job | |
| <maduin> she finally opened up and you LAUGH | |
| <FlipWork> it was a dick pic, Ghatto_Works | |
| <Caligula> Because you're a dirty birdie. | |
| <Nephtunh> why is your face burning | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Of course, FlipWork | |
| <Nephtunh> you're not the one sending nudes | |
| <Nephtunh> you need to play monster girl quest topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also...for anyone who wants to see (hear) arch playing manly games https://www.dropbox.com/s/c7uwz9etex4xk6j/ArchDarkest.mp4?dl=0 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Found the link of the video i did | |
| <Ilga> oh yes, please play MGQ asap Topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Stockings + garter | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hnnnggghhh | |
| <Ilga> can't wait for the insect village | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Yes please | |
| <maduin> dogu feet | |
| <maduin> OH | |
| <ncn> FUKKU | |
| <maduin> RELOAD | |
| <Suitepee> at least it's not the HUKKA saying FUKKU | |
| <FlipWork> okay, I've managed to keep steam minimized now. | |
| <FlipWork> Topso, I have a question for you friend | |
| <FlipWork> how do you feel about the unsolicited dick pic? | |
| <Cria> is plaaplaa here | |
| <Caligula> Is it hot there today, Topso? Why is doggo lying on cold floor instead of warm bed? | |
| <Ramstrong> if you're afraid of dicks why did you come to >thischat | |
| <Caligula> Silly girl. | |
| <FlipWork> I'm just wondering, because I had a dicsussion with my friend last night, about how it's not cool and whatnot. | |
| <ncn> what if i put art in my dick | |
| <Ilga> spoopy benin | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wait, hold on...if topso is scared of dicks does that meant that a "dick-in-a-box" would scare her to death? | |
| <seaQcumber> hahaha | |
| <Murgasmos> What about penises on girls Topso? | |
| <Ramstrong> dicks are ugly as fuck i mean it looks like an upside down fly's head | |
| <nogaems> you may not like it, but dicks are what peak performance looks like | |
| <Suitepee> dog awoke for talk of dicks | |
| <FlipWork> fair play | |
| <ncn> do you think guys can only get hard when they want to | |
| <Ilga> what about aesthetic benises? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Suitepee dog is a chat member indeed | |
| <Cria> gotta admit the spaff scooper is top tier nogaems | |
| <seaQcumber> we mostly get hard when we don't want to | |
| <Murgasmos> What about feminine penises, aren't they artistic? | |
| <nogaems> :^) | |
| <Yadde> Topso pls | |
| <Yadde> flacid is the real artistic | |
| <Yadde> and professional | |
| <ncn> what about man boob pics | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "The boobs balance the penis" - Topso 2018 | |
| <FlipWork> friend was telling me how she was on the subway >guy asked her what flowers she had (it was Easter) >oh, they're orchids >wow, my little girl would love them. wanna see? >shows her pictures of his girl >swipes to a dick pic >s-sorry | |
| <Murgasmos> A professional dick pic | |
| <nogaems> >not playing games with foreskin; do you even appreciate art? | |
| <Caligula> Is that why you were so upset in Conan, Topso? Because the dicks were limp? | |
| <Yadde> OMG TOPSO | |
| <Yadde> STOP DICKSHAMING | |
| <Ilga> but what if I always want to be hard seaQcucumber? | |
| <Lunki_> how horrible | |
| <Yadde> GOD | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fat centipide? hahahah | |
| <seaQcumber> smooth FlipWork | |
| <Nephtunh> is this why you're a lesbian Topso | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahah jesus christ FlipWork | |
| <ncn> my dick is triggered | |
| <nogaems> lol | |
| <FlipWork> hahahaha | |
| <Murgasmos> Topso send dickpic | |
| <Caligula> >Afraid of dick. | |
| <nogaems> man FlipWork I think we're all behind the game, that guy was on a whole new level | |
| <Ilga> what about accidental dick pics a la Kips Topso? | |
| <nogaems> DIC | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wow FlipWork, not sure if the guy was smooth AF or legit fucked up | |
| <seaQcumber> too flacid @ilga | |
| <FlipWork> 200% agree, Topso. | |
| <Caligula> Did they bang, FlipWork? | |
| <Nephtunh> >hairy belly | |
| <Nephtunh> (puke) | |
| <ncn> do you like dirty navels | |
| <maduin> Topso, if you were HuniePop character, who would you be? | |
| <FlipWork> nope, Caligula, she was weirded out | |
| <ncn> what's wrong with her nose | |
| <Nephtunh> 3? | |
| <maduin> 3? | |
| <nogaems> threeee | |
| <FlipWork> "throw in like because you don't know how to control your verbal pauses" | |
| <maduin> I hate her | |
| <Nephtunh> no only in clubs | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Only at night and closed spaces like clubs or bars, Topso | |
| <Noutaja> just take her on a date and fuck her already dammit | |
| <FlipWork> >getting people drunk in the mall | |
| <seaQcumber> >bottom right of my screen > @ilga uploaded qipztoilet.jpg | |
| <FlipWork> what are you, New Jerseyan? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> The closest one is Tiffany, Noutaja | |
| <Nephtunh> bottom right looks like someone's belly | |
| <maduin> OTHER DOGGU | |
| <Ghatto_Works> One more date to go | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SHIT SHAMING | |
| <FlipWork> HGAHAHAHA | |
| <maduin> SHAVE HER SHIT | |
| <Ilga> but girls don't poop | |
| <Noutaja> Ghatto_Works, aren't both at 4 hearts? | |
| <ncn> kinky | |
| <Nephtunh> SHAVING HER EXREMENTS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh yeah, Noutaja | |
| <ncn> grossest lore | |
| <maduin> exrements? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> wot? | |
| <FlipWork> excrement? | |
| <nogaems> what e word? | |
| <Nephtunh> your webcam looks like someone's belly Topso | |
| <Ilga> clean shaven vagoos are gross tho | |
| <maduin> oh you mean excrements! | |
| <seaQcumber> the fuck ilga | |
| <ncn> skit | |
| <Caligula> Muff? | |
| <nogaems> what m word? | |
| <Caligula> Minge? | |
| <maduin> cunt? | |
| <FlipWork> I've never heard anyone not like e | |
| <Ilga> I'd rather give my cummies to a muff with a landing nice strip | |
| <Yadde> cumsies on excrements | |
| <ncn> quim | |
| <Nephtunh> maduin? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ | |
| <Noutaja> cummy excrement milkies? | |
| <nogaems> poor maduin | |
| <maduin> is it maduin? | |
| <FlipWork> moist cummy excrement? | |
| <FlipWork> oh god | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh snap | |
| <Yadde> migger? | |
| <ncn> memphis? | |
| <FlipWork> I kinda vomited a little there | |
| <maduin> its murgasmos? | |
| <nogaems> and then chat was /tv/ | |
| <ncn> muffalo | |
| <Ramstrong> minge | |
| <Nadel> bad moment to glance at the chat | |
| <seaQcumber> is it moist | |
| <Ghatto_Works> C? Cucumberbatch? | |
| <ncn> commies | |
| <Yadde> you know | |
| <Yadde> Topso would LOVE the Skeet Fighter flash | |
| <Nephtunh> BELLS FOR THE BELL GOD | |
| <Ilga> best flash Yadde | |
| <Ramstrong> GIMME THE CHOCOLATE MMMM | |
| <maduin> soooo Topso is for poop? | |
| <ncn> what's the one flash where they vomit all over each other | |
| <ncn> Poopso | |
| <FlipWork> I like to imagine this is how Trump and Stormy's night was spent. bells. bells everywhere | |
| <maduin> FlipWork: imagine those nipple accessories with bells | |
| <Nephtunh> shave your poop | |
| <Caligula> Toeso. | |
| <maduin> One Dog One Cup | |
| <nogaems> street fighter flash? the AW YEAH GURL? | |
| <Caligula> TIME FOR PORN | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Only at night i think? | |
| <nogaems> shes so rude | |
| <Yadde> Topso https://dagobah.biz/flash/skeet_fighter.swf | |
| <ncn> topso you gotta fug | |
| <ncn> >dagobah.biz dude | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Have you met Zenyatta gil yet? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> *girl | |
| <FlipWork> >I can fuck her after this girl, I guess >wow, it's like Topso has indeed become a horny lesbian | |
| <nogaems> classic flash | |
| <maduin> >become | |
| <maduin> what are you after, FlipWork? | |
| <Suitepee> i think we've found your niche anyway Topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Time to get her some galges | |
| <FlipWork> I... what, maduin? | |
| <Nephtunh> HOT | |
| <FlipWork> Soot-y pie | |
| <maduin> hnnnngh | |
| <ncn> bakini | |
| <maduin> hot | |
| <Nephtunh> BAZINGA | |
| <Suitepee> i do like the way you pronounce my name | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Aaaaaand there goes my job.... | |
| <maduin> niece | |
| <maduin> The way you say Suitepee sounds more like Pewdiepie | |
| <Suitepee> Ghatto_firedatjob_duetohuniepop | |
| <Suitepee> it does a bit maduin | |
| <FlipWork> marginally better than being fired for watching thew rape scene in Phantasmogoria, Suitepee | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I think i one got caught when someone shared some furry porn in chat a couple years ago, Suitepee | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Fucking hell | |
| <Suitepee> furry porn. good grief. | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I clicked without knowing | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Didn't had a NSFW tag | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Boss was walking by | |
| <maduin> Ghatto............... | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ... | |
| <ncn> >few years ago phew, wasn't me then | |
| <Ilga> at least it wasn't >shadman | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh shit, Ilga | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Thank fuck it wasn't | |
| <ncn> >clicking any links in this chat | |
| <FlipWork> you shouldn't click on anything, really | |
| <Suitepee> just keep pronouncing my name like you do Topso, it's adorable enough | |
| <Nephtunh> THERE GOES OUR TITTIES | |
| <Ghatto_Works> True, FlipWork...then again i am a dumb fuck | |
| <FlipWork> I wouldn't even click on https://www.google.com/ | |
| <nogaems> NOOOO GIB MILKIES | |
| <maduin> you will never get Lola ;_; | |
| <Yadde> I TRIED SO HARD | |
| <Yadde> AND GOT SO FAR | |
| <Ilga> FOR SEVERAL HOURS NOW | |
| <Yadde> BUT IN THE END | |
| <Ilga> NO TIDDIES | |
| <Yadde> MY DICK IS STILL LIMP | |
| <FlipWork> Streamer: Topso | Game: cuck the chat | |
| <ncn> my favorite link http://www.fagasstraps.com/ | |
| <nogaems> ;-;7 | |
| <Suitepee> just show that blonde girl's picture again | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SHE TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR, BUT IN THE END TITTIES WERE NOT HAND OFF | |
| <FlipWork> WOW | |
| <FlipWork> WOW | |
| <FlipWork> FUCKING WOW | |
| <Ghatto_Works> WOW | |
| <nogaems> WOW | |
| <FlipWork> SINGLE MOMS EVERYWHERE ARE SUPER TRIGGERED | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >goes for the latina | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> PLS | |
| <ncn> like swinging a baguette in an air hangar | |
| <Nephtunh> latinas are easy guys | |
| <FlipWork> ^^^^^^ | |
| <FlipWork> what Ghatto_Works said | |
| <maduin> I have no idea what you are saying | |
| <FlipWork> latinas are easy, but fuck they're like dynamite on a short fuse | |
| <nogaems> wooooooow check out this blame pushing | |
| <Suitepee> FlippinKamikaze? more like FlippinEasyman! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ FlipWork. | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Latina girls can be lewd as fug in private, have a great bod and are maternal...BUT OH BOY, DON'T PISS THEM OFF | |
| <Ghatto_Works> They can FUCK UP your shit in record time | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Get them drunk before going on a date, Topso | |
| <Yadde> that's like | |
| <Yadde> your opinion, Topso | |
| <FlipWork> no Topso | |
| <FlipWork> you fool | |
| <FlipWork> SHE'S A COUGAR | |
| <Ilga> cheetah is in the fashion now | |
| <Yadde> I on the other hand am a proud member of the leotard club | |
| <Suitepee> no cheets | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Topso animal print is common in milf's and single moms. Take Christina Aguilera for example | |
| <Nephtunh> topso making fun on latino fashion | |
| <Ilga> if we meet at dopecon, I'm going to gift you a cheetah dress Topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> OH | |
| <FlipWork> YOOOOOOOO | |
| <Ghatto_Works> YO | |
| <Ghatto_Works> YO | |
| <Ghatto_Works> YO | |
| <maduin> WHOA | |
| <seaQcumber> got em | |
| <FlipWork> WOOOOOOOOOOORLLLLLLLDSTAAAAAAAR | |
| <Suitepee> whats your thoughts on Britney Spears then Topso? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> White Thrash? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> WEW | |
| <nogaems> member when aguilera went from disney girl tier to skank? | |
| <maduin> SO HAPPY | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I do, nogaems | |
| <ncn> you mean puffnut | |
| <FlipWork> Nutbloxamine | |
| <maduin> I will tell Nutblox about this | |
| <Ghatto_Works> [Nutblox will remember this] | |
| <ncn> what did i do tho | |
| <FlipWork> that was closer to like, a minute | |
| <nogaems> haha | |
| <Suitepee> what about Shakira, Topso? | |
| <Nephtunh> what's your opinon on avril lavigne | |
| <nogaems> I feel bad for brittney though, she was doomed to get fucked up | |
| <Ilga> HEY HEY | |
| <nogaems> and then the media just went for the jugular | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh no, i know What Trash is, Topso | |
| <Yadde> what's the potion, Topso? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I was more like "Did she really called Christina Aguilera white trash?" | |
| <FlipWork> white thrash, what trash, what thrash | |
| <nogaems> man i remember when shakira became a thing, everyone was like WHAT THE FUCK SHE ISNT BLACK?! | |
| <Nephtunh> yeah shaquel oneal is pretty nice | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hah | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Man, Shakira's first 2 discs were good...then she went full "body over lyrics" and fucked up imho | |
| <Yadde> but wouldn't it help to use it anyway? | |
| <Yadde> more points is more points | |
| <Nephtunh> ghatto confirmed big shakira fan | |
| <Yadde> oh wait I saw what it did | |
| <Yadde> I thought it just increased points | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Not really, Nephtunh. I like her lyrics on her first couple discs, very anti-social conventions | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Which is something i can agree with | |
| <Nephtunh> FAILURE | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also very "fuck you, god" | |
| <Nephtunh> FAILURE | |
| <Nephtunh> FAILURE | |
| <Nephtunh> FAILURE | |
| <Suitepee> NO LEWD | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Told you to get her drunk, Topso | |
| <Nephtunh> what | |
| <nogaems> C U N T | |
| <Nephtunh> those are cummies | |
| <Suitepee> Plopp and Kex | |
| <nogaems> KEK | |
| <Suitepee> which is | |
| <Nephtunh> but those yoghurt things | |
| <Yadde> plopp kex | |
| <Nephtunh> look exactly like them | |
| <Yadde> is that how swedes say "top kek"? | |
| <Nephtunh> 1 to 10 | |
| <FlipWork> 57 | |
| <FlipWork> it's roughtly 1:2 | |
| <ncn> how many black dicks has she had in her vegana at the same time | |
| <JohnDaPro> hello chatter babaes | |
| <FlipWork> like, r o u g h l y roughly | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Aye | |
| <begoniabol> Topso wtf | |
| <begoniabol> why are you streaming porn | |
| <FlipWork> you said she was the whore | |
| <Ghatto_Works> .45kg per pund, Topso | |
| <FlipWork> OH GOD | |
| <Nephtunh> TOPSO IS DYING | |
| <begoniabol> oh shit | |
| <FlipWork> WE'VE KILLED HER BOYS | |
| <Caligula> CALL AN AMBERLAMPS | |
| <FlipWork> HAHAHAHHAHA | |
| <FlipWork> THAT'S A FUCKING CLIP | |
| <Nephtunh> swallowed the kummies | |
| <ncn> topso swallows comfirmed | |
| <Caligula> YOU SWALLOWED KALO'S YOGHURT? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Choking in "Yogurt" | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/SpVkQ7gDpDA | |
| <Yadde> Topso swallowed the white sticky stuff | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Sticky white stuff? | |
| <plaaplaa> also @Cria u fug | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Sticky white stuff | |
| <begoniabol> wtfffff | |
| <FlipWork> "I choked on the yogurt!... I need a pepsi" | |
| <Caligula> Gross. | |
| <Nephtunh> crusty yoghurt | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Bepis | |
| <JohnDaPro> this should go on that "horrible stream layout" twitter page | |
| <begoniabol> was that stuck in your throat? | |
| <ncn> crusty muffalo cummies | |
| <Ilga> yogurt and cummies | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "I choked on (kalo's) Yogurt...i need a bepis" | |
| <JohnDaPro> also, hello Topso, hows the weather over by your place | |
| <begoniabol> Topso would you fuck her? | |
| <Suitepee> choked? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "hi JohnDaPro, we are fucking..." | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I did not added anything | |
| <Yadde> Topso, lame question | |
| <Yadde> but | |
| <Ghatto_Works> It was word for word | |
| <Yadde> what color is your muffalo? | |
| <ncn> get her a new outfit then | |
| <JohnDaPro> hmm, it was super windy this morning, but now it's like 10+ and sunny and no wind | |
| <Ilga> choking on crusty yoghurt cummies and imbibing bebis | |
| <FlipWork> M O D W A R | |
| <Yadde> the m word? | |
| <Yadde> migger? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> What colour is yourmark ruffalo? | |
| <Suitepee> Moderator? | |
| <ncn> yadde does your carpet match the drapes | |
| <Yadde> not in density | |
| <begoniabol> you like to givie it from behind Topso? | |
| <ncn> RESOUNDING 3 | |
| <Suitepee> 3 | |
| <Yadde> 3 | |
| <FlipWork> I can't read it from the size of this stream | |
| <Ilga> weird | |
| <Ghatto_Works> She a cam girl i think? | |
| <Noutaja> porn stars need to pretend to like every position | |
| <Ilga> TOPSO | |
| <Ilga> WHERE ARE THE BOBS? | |
| <FlipWork> Streamer: Topso | Game: I am an anti-SJW | |
| <Ilga> YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE BOBS | |
| <Suitepee> Topso confirmed for horrible person. I mean, she's deprived the chat of boobs for so long. | |
| <Ilga> AND VEGANA | |
| <ncn> i hope you're a black girl, i bet she's gone black and can never come back | |
| <FlipWork> no, no, the stream's fine, I just have it in such a small window so my boss doesn't see an animu cheeta hooker | |
| <nogaems> SEND ME NEKDE PICS | |
| <nogaems> HELLO BITCH LASAGNE | |
| <Yadde> the stream is fine | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hahaha @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <ncn> milk truk just arive | |
| <ncn> buy her some lasol | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh lala~ | |
| <Suitepee> a drunken Topso stream. and this is Topso sober. oh man. | |
| <Yadde> Belarussian is the best drink to get drunk on | |
| <Ilga> there's that really sparkly glitter drink | |
| <Ghatto_Works> inb4 people going to D(GR)OPEcon taking notes on how to get Topso drunk | |
| <FlipWork> I will agree that different kinds of alcohol get me different kinds of drunk | |
| <ncn> ilga is it muumi limsa | |
| <Yadde> Taking bets now | |
| <FlipWork> wine = sleepy/pensive rum = loud and gregariously obnoxious tequilla = vomit | |
| <Yadde> who goes to the hospital this year? | |
| <Suitepee> Dopefish, Yadde | |
| <Caligula> Topso, this is the only thing you should ever drink: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goldschl%C3%A4ger | |
| <Ilga> no bulli | |
| <ncn> topso if you get wasted i'll call you a muffalo cummie | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I can do a Drunk stream | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I think you mean Tequila = Mexican (then vomit), FlipWork | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That'll authorise me right | |
| <Suitepee> yes guts | |
| <Suitepee> get started :) | |
| <nogaems> i like being drunk but i hate the nausea and hangover. choices choices | |
| <FlipWork> not necessarily, gutsman -- I've never done one | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I don't get hangovers | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Result | |
| <Suitepee> how guts | |
| <nogaems> how is it phsycially possible to not get a hangover | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Not being a pussy | |
| <Ramstrong> gift her some cock Topso that's all she eats | |
| <Yadde> sausage | |
| <ncn> that's guts' secret, he's always drunk | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Daddy would you like some sausage | |
| <nogaems> >get drunk via putting booze in bepis >no hangover | |
| <nogaems> worth a try | |
| <Caligula> Cummieberland sausage? | |
| <FlipWork> Topso can't you tell she's a COD player? | |
| <nogaems> lol | |
| <Suitepee> HOW MANY FRAGS HAVE YOU HAD? XD | |
| <Yadde> 2 | |
| <Suitepee> 2 | |
| <FlipWork> "bitch I'm 5th prestiege, get on my level before talking to me lmao" | |
| <Ilga> 3 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Show me your nuke runs | |
| <Ilga> Haha | |
| <Yadde> LEGS | |
| <Suitepee> 3 | |
| <maduin> FEET | |
| <Yadde> FEETSIES | |
| <ncn> CHEST | |
| <Ilga> benin | |
| <maduin> FEEEEEEET | |
| <ncn> CHEST | |
| <FlipWork> >trusting the chat >ever >under any circumstances | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "Bitch, i ranked up to MASTER SEARGENT MASTER PERSON OF THE MASTERS TO THE EXTREME last night. get lost noob" | |
| <FlipWork> hahahah fuck Ghatto_Works | |
| <Ramstrong> Topso: YOU'VE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME | |
| <maduin> SIDE HOLES | |
| <ncn> i'd fug her side holes | |
| <FlipWork> terry folds > side holes | |
| <FlipWork> just sayin' | |
| <Yadde> okay Topso, you take her side holes | |
| <Yadde> I'll take the middle | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hard to fug, ncn | |
| <ncn> NAVEL PENETRATION | |
| <Noutaja> ncn, I prefer the back hole | |
| <Ghatto_Works> (burp) | |
| <ncn> >black hole | |
| <FlipWork> that belch | |
| <maduin> there are two holes in the middle | |
| <Ilga> but without the middle hole you cant put the benin in the naval cavity Topso | |
| <nogaems> there's music? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> There is, nogaems. And it is actually p. good | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I have the OST | |
| <ncn> the ost is lit | |
| <nogaems> a rebel? | |
| <ncn> ostentanious? | |
| <Caligula> Ostentatious* | |
| <nogaems> IT WAS ME, OSTEN | |
| <Caligula> It means overly showy, flashy. | |
| <nogaems> I WAS TATIOUS ALL ALONG | |
| <Ilga> I'm giving up on life because of you | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "Ostentatious? that is the most pretentious word i've ever heard" uhh...topso... | |
| <ncn> what about titillating | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Those are synonims | |
| <FlipWork> I'm kinda partial to scintillating | |
| <ncn> donkey | |
| <Ilga> :feelsapuapustajaman: | |
| <ncn> what about tiivi-taavi | |
| <Suitepee> brb food | |
| <Ilga> titties | |
| <nogaems> paradigm is a pretentious bullshit word and i hate it | |
| <FlipWork> hahahaha | |
| <Caligula> Have you ever cheeki'd a breeki, Topso? | |
| <Ilga> kullinvenytin | |
| <FlipWork> that was an amazing finization of that word | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'm fond of preposterous, FlipWork | |
| <FlipWork> NOW YOU MADE IT FRENCH | |
| <ncn> finizatioux | |
| <Lunki_> 54 | |
| <FlipWork> I made that up becauyse you said titillating as if you were Finnish | |
| <Lunki_> yes | |
| <FlipWork> and then you said Finization (a made up word I made to describe how you took the word and made it sound Finnish) with a French accent | |
| <Ilga> kikkelinkudoksenkasvatin | |
| <FlipWork> WOW | |
| <FlipWork> WOW | |
| <ncn> is there even a dick tissue expander | |
| <nogaems> :DDD | |
| <Yadde> pippeli pippeli | |
| <Yadde> perrrrrso | |
| <Ilga> yes | |
| <FlipWork> :DDD | |
| <Yadde> e* | |
| <ncn> perrrrrrrrrrrrrse | |
| <Ilga> tiddies | |
| <FlipWork> "MUH DICK, GURLL YEAAAAAAA" | |
| <ncn> did you give her a fucking crack pipe | |
| <nogaems> be all like "I don't give a fuck what you have to say I just want to fuck" | |
| <Ghatto_Works> All you have to do is get her to a date and win it, Topso. | |
| <nogaems> hurray hair | |
| <FlipWork> date then mate | |
| <FlipWork> it's simple | |
| <Ghatto_Works> But MAKE HER DRUNK FIRST | |
| <ncn> bithces | |
| <Ilga> 1 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> get her drunk first? | |
| <FlipWork> JESUS FUCK Ghatto_Works, ALL THESE RULES | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Enlgish hard | |
| <ncn> NIGHT DATE GOD DAMIT | |
| <Lunki_> need to be night date | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ | |
| <ncn> >fully constipated | |
| <Caligula> I AM TUMESCENT! | |
| <Yadde> Topso use the potion | |
| <Yadde> more greens | |
| <FlipWork> MY PUZZLE IS FULLY ERECT | |
| <Caligula> DON'T FAIL ME NOW, TOPSO | |
| <nogaems> send bobs | |
| <nogaems> open cloth | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Where skabets now? | |
| <ncn> open cloth | |
| <Ilga> no tiddies | |
| <Ghatto_Works> We can bet on if Topso gets laid or not | |
| <nogaems> i dont think you can win only going for triples? | |
| <FlipWork> the silence | |
| <Ilga> no dick tissue expansion allowed | |
| <FlipWork> THE CONCENTRATION | |
| <Ghatto_Works> SHIT GOT REAL | |
| <ncn> THE CONSTIPATION | |
| <Ghatto_Works> THE PETTAN~ | |
| <begoniabol> Topso do your boobs look like the upper right girl? | |
| <Caligula> RIP boner... | |
| <ncn> BONER DIED | |
| <Ghatto_Works> KUYASHI | |
| <FlipWork> OH NO, WE'RE CUCKED AGAIN | |
| <begoniabol> faq | |
| <Ilga> WOOOOOOOOW | |
| <nogaems> fakk you | |
| <Ilga> CUCKED | |
| <Ghatto_Works> CUCKED | |
| <nogaems> bitch lasanga | |
| <Ilga> FUCK | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'm telling you...GET HER DRUNK | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Before a date | |
| <FlipWork> but honestly, Topso, who's the worst here? you, or a bunch of dudes egging you on to get it on with a grill? | |
| <Ilga> HERE I WAS ABOUT TO WHIP OUT THE BLOOD SAUSAGE | |
| <Ilga> cummies denied again | |
| <Caligula> The hookah? | |
| <ncn> plaid | |
| <Ramstrong> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Ramstrong: Tǫpso has been playing HuniePop (Lewd Friday) for 1h 33min 12sec | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Blood sausage was unsuccessfully drained, Ilga | |
| <Ghatto_Works> All day, every day | |
| <ncn> brushing your teeth, with a dick | |
| <Ilga> 10000 | |
| <ncn> cum is good for the enamel | |
| <Yadde> Topso, my friend said his GF makes him sometimes have sex 5 times on the day | |
| <Ilga> 3 times is nice | |
| <begoniabol> her outfit is so bad | |
| <ncn> that's a lot of fucking | |
| <Ilga> Topso | |
| <FlipWork> I HEARD SOMEONE IN HERE WAS FUCKING?! | |
| <FlipWork> wait, what the fuck is up with her abs? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ok, Topso, i'mma level up with you for a second here. IF me and my wife are on vacation (no work involved, no visit other family, no disturb) we end up fugging twice a day every day | |
| <ncn> running on empty... review! | |
| <begoniabol> whats the most youve fucked a day Topso | |
| <ncn> WHERE ARE THE EARS | |
| <ncn> too much to count waw | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Every day day life with current work is difficult. But at least 3-5 a week (7 day week) | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Depends on the amount of work too | |
| <begoniabol> seems like a lot Ghatto_Works | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I get swamped a lot of times | |
| <Green> I hope you're not using the ingest_game stream key for this by the way | |
| <begoniabol> bj is officially sex though | |
| <ncn> these horribly innefficient plays, by god | |
| <Green> ok good | |
| <Yadde> it's literally oral sex | |
| <ncn> so many 4-in-a-rows missed | |
| <Ghatto_Works> begoniabol wife is into lewd stuff as well and she loves it, that is why we do it and we have been doing it for many years | |
| <Ilga> why would anybody stream lewds on twitch | |
| <Ghatto_Works> It depends on the communication you have with your partner | |
| <begoniabol> thats great Ghatto_Works | |
| <ncn> is this going to chaturbate? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> And mood as well | |
| <nogaems> sex is for unemployed students. real working class married people do it once a month in the missionary position holding handsi nthe dark for the purpose of procration in dead silence | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wow nogaems | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >once a month | |
| <Ghatto_Works> CUCKED | |
| <ncn> my dick has shriveled and fallen off | |
| <Ilga> cucked | |
| <nogaems> is eye contact after sex lewd? | |
| <KingofEngland> yes | |
| <ncn> like fucking the armpit | |
| <Yadde> Topso, there's a saying amongst some people | |
| <Yadde> "Työntö ja tiukka tuijotus" | |
| <nogaems> armpits? lewd~ | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Gay | |
| <Green> By the way, have I ever mentioned that time in high school where me and a girl confessed to eachother then didn't talk for weeks? | |
| <begoniabol> 3 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Gay | |
| <begoniabol> Greene :( | |
| <Yadde> "thurst once and stare deeply" | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Topso you can be lewd all the time and be all flirty and touchy and consider that sex. Penetration is just one of the many options you can take | |
| <nogaems> lmao green | |
| <FlipWork> their sins | |
| <FlipWork> obi\ | |
| <nogaems> D O G | |
| <nogaems> bye dog | |
| <JohnDaPro> man green | |
| <JohnDaPro> srs? | |
| <ncn> greene confessed he has a trash waifu | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Oh man @Green | |
| <Green> I met her for the first time in ten years last week at a party | |
| <nogaems> :3 | |
| <nogaems> fucking dogs! get back in the camera so i can spy on you | |
| <Yadde> Did you fuck her Green? | |
| <nogaems> good dog | |
| <Green> Some people worked VERY hard to match us because apparently we were obviously lusting for eachother | |
| <ncn> nikki is a furry artist comfirmed | |
| <nogaems> poor green, will you ever wash the smell of spaghetti away? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also, TFW no girl ever confessed to me ever (i confessed to my wife first) and i was always considered the ugly reference guy when girls played the "You'll marry [ugly guy]!. And the girl responded EWWWW" in all grades | |
| <Green> In any case, we're meeting up this weekend | |
| <Ghatto_Works> True story | |
| <Green> Ghatto ;_; | |
| <Ghatto_Works> You go get it, @Green | |
| <JohnDaPro> aayy Green | |
| <begoniabol> d oyou still fancy her Greene? | |
| <nogaems> swedish people dont ever talk | |
| <Green> I hadn't met her in ten years, nigga | |
| <nogaems> ive seen the photos of the bus station! | |
| <Green> I like her though, yeah | |
| <Green> Instantly hitting it off after ten years of no talking | |
| <Green> 👌 | |
| <Caligula> Just remember not to be yourself. | |
| <ncn> CALLED OUT | |
| <begoniabol> Greene thats awesome, hope it works out! | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Green it doesn't help either that i am (and as a kid was) butt ugly, was a lonely kid that barely spoke and too much into reading than actually talking to people | |
| <begoniabol> that lazy bitch | |
| <Lunki_> Topso pls! autism! | |
| <nogaems> wow autism shaming | |
| <nogaems> 99% of chat triggered | |
| <ncn> please be patient, i am autism | |
| <Yadde> first shaming flacid dicks | |
| <FlipWork> ruuuuuuuuuu | |
| <Yadde> then autists | |
| <Green> You made it though, Ghatto | |
| <Green> Godspeed | |
| <Ghatto_Works> But then again, i was never into "dating" during school. I thought that i was going to school to learn not meet people | |
| <nogaems> woooow it's always chat's fault | |
| <FlipWork> WELCOME TO STREAMING TOPSO | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Which i did | |
| <Caligula> Why is this girl at the park in her pyjamas? | |
| <FlipWork> AREN'T YOU GLAD YOU APPLIED | |
| <ncn> you go to school to learn to hate people | |
| <Ghatto_Works> WELCOME TO STREAM, TOPSO | |
| <Green> RACIST AGAINST AUTISM | |
| <Yadde> racist against the autist | |
| <ncn> is autist a race? | |
| <begoniabol> thsi is liek candy crush | |
| <Yadde> Do you even know the national anthem of the Autisland, Topso? | |
| <Green> Autism is a race to be correct | |
| <FlipWork> by god, you've figured out the secret | |
| <Green> about everything | |
| <Caligula> DISAPPOINTMENT | |
| <nogaems> mroe like pussi crush :-D | |
| <Ilga> TOPSOOOOO | |
| <Ilga> CUCKED | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Also, in a place where dope talk about middle easterns as "Sand Niggers" throwing shade over autism is nothing, Topso | |
| <Caligula> TOPSO, I AM ANGRY. KTHNXBAI | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Among other things | |
| <Ghatto_Works> CUCKED | |
| <nogaems> I havent been this sucked since I last watched a Topso stream | |
| <nogaems> >sucked | |
| <nogaems> +c | |
| <ncn> topso is gone, talk about muffalo cummies | |
| <Ghatto_Works> tbh this girl is difficult to get | |
| <Ghatto_Works> :/ | |
| <FlipWork> Streamer: Cuckso | Cuckery: HunnieCuck | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ^ FlipWork | |
| <Green> Ghatto, if anything you show that looks don't matter that much. I've always considered myself decent looking and fairly social but haven't had a single relationship in my life | |
| <nogaems> haha FlipWork | |
| <nogaems> oh fuck spoiler that, begoniabol | |
| <Yadde> cucksies on my cuckalos | |
| <ncn> was that a pokemon reference | |
| <Kreggur_> Lewdness level: 0 | |
| <Ghatto_Works> @Green i consider i expended all the luck i had in my lifetime when i met my wife. We met over MSN and she didn't ended up being a 40yr old fat guy when i took the risk to meet up | |
| <FlipWork> but have you sexed? | |
| <ncn> DESIGNATED WAIFU | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ZENYATTA GIRL | |
| <Dopefish__lives> OMFGGGGGGGGGGG Topso how daare you stream this without me ;_; | |
| <ncn> have you taken a shit on the street together yet | |
| <Dopefish__lives> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Dopefish__lives: Tǫpso has been playing HuniePop (Lewd Friday) for 1h 48min 54sec | |
| <nogaems> this is my waifu, there are many like her, but this one is mine? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ALMOST TWO HORUS | |
| <Dopefish__lives> =((( | |
| <FlipWork> you've been missing nothing but cuckery, Dopefish__lives | |
| <Green> And more before that too! | |
| <Caligula> TWO HOURS AND NO BOOBS | |
| <FlipWork> don't worry, not much has been missed | |
| <begoniabol> their bodies look so weird | |
| <Dopefish__lives> the best parts FlipWork | |
| <Green> Arms look really short, begoniabol | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Chat is CUCKS, Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> This game is slow going mang | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Nothing but CUCKS | |
| <begoniabol> yeah Greene i think thats it, and her shoulders are so narrow | |
| <FlipWork> but we're at a rate of like .3bph -- boobs per hour | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Like she goes SHIT I AM TOO CLOSE and then...cucked | |
| <Caligula> Stream Summertime Saga instead, Topso. | |
| <FlipWork> not even | |
| <nogaems> hang on, swedish girls and cucking? | |
| <nogaems> hmmmm | |
| <Green> Ilga pls | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So you going for chocolate waifu or what | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Is that metric, FlipWork ? | |
| <begoniabol> oh god ilga | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Ilga pls | |
| <FlipWork> ye | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Holy shit | |
| <ncn> that's a penis :o | |
| <nogaems> T H I C C | |
| <FlipWork> 132? SHE T H I C C | |
| <FlipWork> I HEARD "MY CUCK SIZE" | |
| <FlipWork> GODDAMMIT | |
| <Dopefish__lives> go for the neko girl tbh I think you'd like her the most Topso :3 | |
| <FlipWork> THIS IS YOUR FAULT TOPSO | |
| <Ghatto_Works> ZENYATTA GIRL BEST GIRL | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I love the VA in this game | |
| <ncn> topso hasn't unlocked any secrits yet | |
| <Qipz> who's topso maining in this | |
| <Dopefish__lives> neko girl is S E C R E T C H A R A C T E R | |
| <Qipz> the fat blonde? | |
| <ncn> also do people actually wear that type of bottoms | |
| <begoniabol> no | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Of course | |
| <ncn> i wanna se | |
| <Qipz> wait wait wait | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <begoniabol> yes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> 2 clearly | |
| <ncn> i look at their nostrils flare | |
| <nogaems> so lewd | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >fucking face to face | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what are you | |
| <Dopefish__lives> some kinda christian | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ?? | |
| <nogaems> haha | |
| <Ilga> dead stare for the whole 5sec | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hahahahaha | |
| <Yadde> Can't look at her face when you're doing doggystyle with a bag | |
| <begoniabol> haha | |
| <Yadde> and she's the dominant one | |
| <FlipWork> YES | |
| <FlipWork> not their eyes | |
| <FlipWork> their nostrils | |
| <Qipz> topso when ilga talked about you not getting tits yet I thought you were doing it on purpose! | |
| <Alphena> Oh is Topso streaming??? Wish I could watch but I'm at work using the discord chat ;_; | |
| <FlipWork> ncn my sprit chat bro | |
| <Green> As a wizard apprentice, eye contact during sounds hot as fuck | |
| <FlipWork> alphena, do you look at your partner's nose when you sex? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> alphena you're missing the best stuff | |
| <ncn> *brofists* | |
| <Alphena> Why would i look at his nose, flip | |
| <Alphena> Wat | |
| <Qipz> ??? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Alphena how else will you see the nose flaring | |
| <FlipWork> ^ | |
| <Caligula> Was that camel toe shadow always there or is she getting worked up? | |
| <begoniabol> i dont see how its weird to look at eachother while having sex | |
| <Alphena> Why is that | |
| <Qipz> how topso, these lads basically throw their titties at you for playing bejeweled | |
| <Alphena> What | |
| <Alphena> Wtf is wrong with you | |
| <Green> >lads | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >lads | |
| <Green> Qipz | |
| <Ghatto_Works> >lads | |
| <FlipWork> >plaids | |
| <Qipz> BAD AT BEJEWELED? | |
| <begoniabol> 1 | |
| <begoniabol> yee | |
| <Qipz> are you colourblind? 😦 | |
| <Caligula> DON'T | |
| <Caligula> FUCK | |
| <Caligula> IT UP | |
| <Qipz> dont worry topso | |
| <begoniabol> what | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Jessie best girl (huniepop 2 being canon) prove me wrong faggots | |
| <Alphena> Anyway, Topso I can't see or hear you but ilu | |
| <begoniabol> shes in a wizard robe | |
| <Green> related https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/982296577044721665 | |
| <Qipz> it happens to the best of us | |
| <Qipz> wow | |
| <Topso> I LOVE YOU ALPHENA | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Alphena topso says she loves cheese too | |
| <Qipz> Topso was being really rude- | |
| <Qipz> oh | |
| <Qipz> FOOYE | |
| <Alphena> <3 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> date hard or go home Topso | |
| <Lunki> dont die this time | |
| <Qipz> MAIN THE OLD ONE | |
| <Ghatto_Works> (Takes a sip of sticky white stuf) | |
| <FlipWork> WHY-FOO | |
| <Qipz> SHE'S LITERALLY A WHORE | |
| <FlipWork> WHY FOO | |
| <begoniabol> the purpleeee | |
| <Qipz> dont | |
| <Qipz> blue | |
| <Qipz> FOR FUCK SAKE | |
| <Qipz> I WAS TOO LATE | |
| <nogaems> hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Shit, it's lunch time...i should be shoving food on my face right now | |
| <Ghatto_Works> brb | |
| <begoniabol> enjoy Ghatto_Works | |
| <Green> Why is the Tinder icon one of the jewels | |
| <nogaems> why eat when you can get cucked, Ghatto_Works? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Por que no los dos? | |
| <Green> GET THAT RED 4 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I really like the Kakiman Harley Quinn by the way Topso | |
| <Green> ;_; | |
| <nogaems> no hables dos servesas perple vore | |
| <Qipz> needs more shadman | |
| <Dopefish__lives> always Qipz | |
| <begoniabol> is she doing it | |
| <Ilga> up till now the chat was my only solace from my cucked real life but now even here I'm cucked | |
| <Ilga> thanks topso | |
| <FlipWork> do moves always have to be a combo? can you set up combos? | |
| <begoniabol> yeeees | |
| <Green> SEX | |
| <Dopefish__lives> GG | |
| <FlipWork> ARE WE GETTING TETTEN?! | |
| <Ilga> VAGENA? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso real question did you install the uncensoring mod | |
| <Green> I think it has to be the third date though | |
| <Dopefish__lives> One more date before fuckingu | |
| <Qipz> The stream: Half in the bagina | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Go romance jessie already | |
| * Caligula warms his hands up. | |
| <begoniabol> hi whore | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Jessie in HuniePop 2 <33 | |
| <Green> Fuck this hippie, go FUCK Audrey | |
| <Dopefish__lives> D E S T R O Y E D | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's in development Topso | |
| <Green> Will be | |
| <nogaems> oh shit ai-chan figurine coming out? | |
| <FlipWork> Streamer: Cuckso | Cuckery: HunnieCuck 2: Cuck Harder | |
| <IronBar> Sequel being made? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 😂 | |
| <Qipz> NO TOPSO | |
| <Qipz> NEVER ASK | |
| <begoniabol> 2 | |
| <begoniabol> 2 | |
| <begoniabol> 2 | |
| <Green> Come on Topso, let's turn Cuckso into Fuckso | |
| <begoniabol> oh | |
| <Green> TRY HARDER | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !totalplayed g: huniepop | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: Found 3 entries, total playtime is 9h 18min 23sec. First entry 1171d 18h 38min 2sec (3y 76d) ago by Qípz, Last entry 9h 14min 44sec ago by Tǫpso. Average stream length is 3h 6min 8sec. | |
| <Green> J-J-J-JAM IT IN | |
| <maduin> Remember when Topso said this is so much easier to get someone to have sex with you | |
| <begoniabol> her voice, jesus | |
| <maduin> OH | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2 | |
| <maduin> 2 | |
| <Green> 22222222222222222222222222222222 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> S T A M I N A | |
| <ncn> 3 | |
| <maduin> 3 | |
| <FlipWork> "depends, are they feminine tiny penises?" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> just like the lie about her package under that g-string | |
| <Green> Woke the dogs | |
| <nogaems> inb4 cant even score with a drunk skank | |
| <Green> That dog's name? Albert Einstein | |
| <Kreggur_> Y A Y | |
| <ncn> i have to redownload huniepop and complete it again, can't take these blue balls | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> what if I am gay | |
| <Green> the what | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this is gayist | |
| <Qipz> done what? | |
| <begoniabol> whats that | |
| <Qipz> mine is swahili | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> my love language is "hey buddy show me your dick" | |
| <FlipWork> oh, I've heard about that | |
| <maduin> french tongue | |
| <Ilga> mine is mute | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Love language? You mean like choking in sign language? | |
| <FlipWork> quality time, physical touch, gifts, that shit, right? | |
| <nogaems> lol | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> warning: choking hazard | |
| <Green> You're asking a bunch of degenerates and permavirgins what their "love" language is | |
| <Qipz> we don't read women magazines Topso | |
| <ncn> what is love | |
| <maduin> what does cosmopolita say | |
| <ncn> baby don't hurd me | |
| <Qipz> tumblr isnt generic dope | |
| <Qipz> she's worse | |
| <ncn> >neko >generic what is this trash | |
| <maduin> like sex? | |
| <Ilga> my dick | |
| <Green> >Cat girl >Not generic | |
| <Green> ncn please | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh Topso so you mean like "daddy" or "baby" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >she | |
| <ncn> shut up trash waifu man | |
| <begoniabol> so an honest conversation? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> like that kind of language | |
| <FlipWork> SERVICES?! | |
| <Qipz> Oh I never heard those in a relationship so I wouldn't know Topso | |
| <FlipWork> SERVICES?! | |
| <FlipWork> "HEY BABY, I GOT YOU INTERNET, SHOW ME YOUR TITS" | |
| <maduin> "principal" | |
| <Green> Nothing says "I love you" like a finger up the butt | |
| <ncn> >chocolate alien just write "immigrant" | |
| <nogaems> hahaha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> or blowjobs | |
| <Dopefish__lives> massages | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what | |
| <Dopefish__lives> cleaning the house | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you know, what you can get paid for | |
| <Dopefish__lives> how are those evne remotely related | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> "teehee look i'm a maid" | |
| <Ilga> prostate massage | |
| <maduin> you mean like licking the carpet? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Why do you need a quiz for this Topso | |
| <ncn> cleaning is like giving a massage to house | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wow it's 2deep4us | |
| <Dopefish__lives> like what the fuck | |
| <arch> it's nice to see a stream that appeals to all types | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> don't worry I played mass effect I know how to fuck women | |
| <begoniabol> oh its a quiz? | |
| <arch> except for me at work | |
| <maduin> you like getting Qipz? | |
| <Green> Would you fuck your house, ncn? | |
| <FlipWork> Topso: there're 4, right? like, words, quality time, gifts, and touch, INNIT? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso do you prefer to give or get gifts? And same question with oral | |
| <FlipWork> -caps on the innit | |
| <Qipz> so | |
| <ncn> green i'm inside it all day, what more can i do | |
| <Qipz> you're literally like everybody ever | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you wouldn't porn shoot a house | |
| <Qipz> sick | |
| <Dopefish__lives> "services" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> damn nigga | |
| <Green> I want to cum on my house's face | |
| <maduin> "touch" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Qipz BTFO | |
| <Dopefish__lives> DAMN | |
| <arch> lol rekt Qipz | |
| <nogaems> gifts and compliments? how exotic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ^ | |
| <FlipWork> WORLDSTAAAAAAAAR | |
| <arch> FRIDAY NIGHT GRUDGE FIGHTS | |
| <ncn> qipz your dick pick was posted to chat today | |
| <maduin> yes | |
| <ncn> not very flattering | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> "for stupid mistakes in the past?" "like how your mother gave birth to you?" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> "I took a quiz to figure out I like getting compliments from my partner" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what the fuck Topso | |
| <Dopefish__lives> like | |
| <Dopefish__lives> why did you need to take a Qipz for that | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I mean quiz | |
| <Qipz> topso everybody likes that | |
| <Qipz> literally everybody | |
| <arch> who doesn't like to get stuff and be called pretty | |
| <arch> I like that | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >hates cuddling | |
| <Dopefish__lives> wow Topso | |
| <maduin> she needs to take a Qipz to know it | |
| <Dopefish__lives> that's | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ouch | |
| <maduin> WHAT | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I'm sorry Kalo | |
| <Noutaja> you'd better go see Audrey now and FUCK HER ALL NIGHT Topso | |
| <Dopefish__lives> So sorry | |
| <maduin> CUDDLING IS GREAT | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> well I hate cuckholding too | |
| <arch> maybe you just don't know how to cuddle right | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Cuddling > Sex | |
| <begoniabol> damn Topso | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh so not into BDSM too | |
| <arch> I've known people that hate kissing, but it's cause they never did right | |
| <Caligula> Can't wait to tell Kalo that you hate his cuddles. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i don't like being whole | |
| <arch> ah you're one of those restless types | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Wait Topso so you DONT like "suffering" or being held stuck or tied down or suffocating? Damn I got you pinned wrong eh whuhuhu | |
| <ncn> TOPSO NIGHT DATE | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> "WHY AREN'T WE GETTING PICTURES" send nudes | |
| <ncn> DO IT FAGGOT | |
| <Ilga> when cuddling, you have to assert dominance by getting your partner in a pin and staring at her flaring nostrils | |
| <nogaems> huehue | |
| <FlipWork> Topso it's been said numerous times -- drunk, date, mate, all at night | |
| <FlipWork> you're going on dates in the afternoon and such | |
| <Slowcat> the last girl didn't get drunk ? | |
| <Qipz> I bet dope loves this character | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Qipz she's not bad | |
| <Qipz> yeah she is dope, that's the point | |
| <Dopefish__lives> well | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yeah | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> like cleaning the house? | |
| <ncn> look at audrey's nose, what's going on there | |
| <Qipz> hehe | |
| <nogaems> hey guys | |
| <nogaems> what if | |
| <Dopefish__lives> so basically Topso it's like "stop cuddling just stick it in already jesus" or "we're done here get off me" | |
| <maduin> Topso is only for raw sex | |
| <Green> Topso | |
| <nogaems> you cuddle and do something at the same time? | |
| <nogaems> am i being too outrageous? | |
| <FlipWork> HARAM AF nogaems | |
| <nogaems> oh fug | |
| <maduin> I dont think percents go like that Green | |
| <FlipWork> I SHOULD KICK YOU RIGHT NOW | |
| <Lunki> june 25th is my guess | |
| <Boomer> That's 150%! | |
| <Slowcat> !lunki | |
| <maduin> I like holding hands :3 | |
| <ncn> does licking the eyeball count as physical touch | |
| <Dopefish__lives> April 6 Topso | |
| <nogaems> oh no Caligula ;-; | |
| <maduin> Topso do you like holding hands | |
| <Green> You just want a living dildo | |
| <maduin> Caligula: oh fuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ok so you got a scat fetish | |
| <ncn> he was number one ;_; | |
| <Green> Sounds like someone's a sociopath~ | |
| <nogaems> cancer scares me, how do you even know you have it? | |
| <ncn> >become cancer problem solved | |
| <Dopefish__lives> You don't nogaems | |
| <Dopefish__lives> that's it | |
| <nogaems> ;-; | |
| <maduin> nogaems: you have to go to the tests | |
| <Slowcat> haha ncn | |
| <Green> It gets really far and you start hurting in one way or another | |
| <Caligula> Being in this chat makes the possibility of cancer 100%. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> FUCKIN' SKANKS | |
| <maduin> what type of cancer does that guy have? | |
| <FlipWork> unless it manifests on your skin (like leukemia or breast cancer), not really, nogaems | |
| <Green> Or, if you're like my grandma, the dentist notices it | |
| <nogaems> oh shit it was colon cancer. poor guy | |
| <FlipWork> JAGERBAHMBS | |
| <Caligula> Bowel cancer, maduin. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Being a dominatrix hardly makes you a sociopath Greene, it all depends on if its consensual etc. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> though Topso still is one no doubt :3 | |
| <Caligula> But it metastasised. | |
| <Slowcat> broke | |
| <ncn> NIGHT | |
| <ncn> DATE | |
| <nogaems> sheeeit | |
| <maduin> Caligula: isnt that the most painful one? | |
| <Caligula> Which means it has spread. | |
| <Caligula> No, pancreatic is one of the worst. | |
| <maduin> aaah | |
| <arch> I wonder if social media was really so much of a burden on him | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso you dont like cuddling | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what else are you | |
| <nogaems> EAT MORE FIBER, GUYS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Topso doesn't like cuddles, she likes strangling | |
| <Green> I want Topso to play that one mission in Yakuza 0 | |
| <maduin> "I like cucking my dogs" | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso do you like having your feet licked | |
| <Qipz> vanilla | |
| <ncn> knot the dogs | |
| <Dopefish__lives> a-asking for a friend | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >Feet | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it begins | |
| <Dopefish__lives> :DDDD | |
| <Green> >Doesn't like turtlenecks | |
| <Green> Turtlenecks are HOT | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >doesn't like turtles | |
| <FlipWork> hahaha | |
| <FlipWork> well, then | |
| <arch> it's lewd day all bets are off | |
| <ncn> am i turtley enough for the turtle club? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso thoughts on ballbusting | |
| <Caligula> My grandmother had bowel cancer and had an operation at 84 to remove it. the only reason she knew was because her doctor noticed she was anaemic. | |
| <maduin> Dominatrix | |
| <Caligula> She lived another 8 years and it wasn't cancer that she died of. | |
| <arch> more like learning about your personal preferences | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso wouldnt you be afraid to do permanent damage | |
| <Green> reverse curbstomp, a masochistic foot fetishist's dream | |
| <ncn> guy who likes ballbusting is plenty damaged already | |
| <Slowcat> doggu | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> cum | |
| <Green> "Cum" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> cum in my boozle stroogle | |
| <arch> sometimes permanent damage is just an acceptable side effect | |
| <nogaems> :3 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> no arch | |
| <Boomer> Ja kan inte busa nu :meowsadpat: | |
| <Dopefish__lives> go away | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> he's telling you how shit you are at bejeweled | |
| <nogaems> arf | |
| <arch> that's topso's onion on it | |
| <nogaems> dogtime! | |
| <maduin> are we still talking about domination in sex? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso some stuff is always dangerous though even if you're like a pro | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and people do it a lot of the time regardless | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> NUT | |
| <nogaems> b-but 50 shades taught me | |
| <Green> "If kalo wanted to bust a nut" | |
| <arch> some of those body mod things on the internet seem pretty fucked | |
| <maduin> Topso: not really same thing but like that one guy, who strangled himself to death, he just wanted to get high while masturbation :< | |
| <Green> Mr Hands | |
| <Dopefish__lives> "that one guy" eh maduin | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> kill me now | |
| <maduin> actor | |
| <Dopefish__lives> that's super common | |
| <Dopefish__lives> autoeroticasphyxiation | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> literally me right now | |
| <FlipWork> David Carradine | |
| <Caligula> So you hate cuddles but you're prepared to put in time researching ball busting. | |
| <arch> the guy that played raiden in mortal combat maduin ? | |
| <maduin> arch: is that same guy as Bill from Kill Bill? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ow the edge | |
| <arch> yea that guy | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'm back | |
| <maduin> HE WAS RAIDEN? Oh fuck | |
| <Ghatto_Works> how is the cuck streak going? | |
| <FlipWork> wait what | |
| <Dopefish__lives> If ther'es no chance of death where's the fun Topso? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> can I roleplay an attack helicopter | |
| <Dopefish__lives> GUTSMANSASS only if you go soisoisoisoisoi | |
| <arch> oh wait no it's a different guy, they just look similar | |
| <Green> >Looking at laptops >"Full size keyboard" as a USP >It's not a full size keyboard | |
| <Caligula> WE WANT BOOBIES! | |
| <Caligula> WE WANT BOOBIES! | |
| <Slowcat> no bob | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'm minimized | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oof | |
| <Caligula> NO BOOBIES! | |
| <FlipWork> no arch -- raiden was christopher lambert; he's still alive. David Carradine was the autoerotic choker who died | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> she has nice pillows | |
| <FlipWork> Topso sounds so defeated | |
| <Dopefish__lives> damn Topso | |
| <Dopefish__lives> more stream later please | |
| <Suitepee> and back | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> stream shopping | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I TRIED SO HARD | |
| <FlipWork> you gonna pop some tags? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> AND GOT SO FAR | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> BUT IN THE END | |
| <Suitepee> how much lewd was obtained | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I DIDN'T GET ANY BOOBIES | |
| <Ghatto_Works> WE STILL CUCKED | |
| <FlipWork> hahahahahha | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Sudoku | |
| <Noutaja> sudoku | |
| <FlipWork> what the shit | |
| <nogaems> hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> sudokku | |
| <FlipWork> sha-boo-boo | |
| <FlipWork> yes | |
| <arch> gg Topso | |
| <FlipWork> that's the new one. | |
| <nogaems> linkin cuck | |
| <Suitepee> well thanks for the stream Topso | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's Suduko Topso | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> soboko | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Sudoko | |
| <maduin> sudoku kudasai | |
| <Lunki> tahnks topso | |
| <nogaems> thanks Topso and doggos | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ggs | |
| <Slowcat> ty Topso | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Thanks Topso | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Thanks Topso, thanks for trying | |
| <Dopefish__lives> guess I'll have to nut somewhere else | |
| <Dopefish__lives> wait I mean | |
| <nogaems> huehue | |
| <ncn> thansk topso | |
| <arch> fucking you guys and your sudoku | |
| <Suitepee> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> If only Í-H would stream some videogames on the internet. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> not much of a mind for numbers eh arch | |
| * ncn commits sekuhara | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso: This stream.apng http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-03-09/frustration.gif | |
| <nogaems> thats one clever dog, im worried about its poor teeth tho | |
| <arch> lol that ending Caligula | |
| <ncn> that's and old ass-gif | |
| <nogaems> oh fuck that gif | |
| <ncn> nogaems https://i.imgur.com/3ViYu.gif | |
| <ncn> NSFW sorry | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it's really disappointing though ncn | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it doesnt like | |
| <Dopefish__lives> pop | |
| <Qipz> ncn with the goods | |
| <nogaems> hurray! | |
| <arch> better to leave something to the imagination | |
| <ncn> still, seeing it after all these years is like getting that last bit of water out of your ear | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: Tǫpso played HuniePop (Lewd Friday) for 2h 22min 51sec, stopped 4min 29sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <nogaems> sometimes the jounrey is better than the destination ;-; | |
| <ncn> Life before Death. | |
| <ncn> Strength before Weakness. | |
| <ncn> Journey before Destination | |
| <ncn> >using newlines fug | |
| <nogaems> Topso before cuckolding | |
| <nogaems> it's true tho, but I never really apprecaited it when younger, ncn | |
| <ncn> i like pinups more than full nudes nowadays | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> When was the last time you went outside? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> to go to work twitterbot fuck you | |
| <nogaems> fuck him up Ghatto_Works | |
| <nogaems> sassy lil bitchbot | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Wot | |
| <ncn> also, got me a rice cooker today, any uses for it beside the obvious one? | |
| <Ghatto_Works> TwitterBot you wot | |
| <Lunki> I have been supposed to get rice cooker for a while | |
| <Lunki> what did you get ncn | |
| <Dopefish__lives> a rice cooker | |
| <Dopefish__lives> aka a pot | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ?? | |
| <ncn> the one at the local verkkokauppa store, it's a cheapo emerio | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I thought rice cooker were called.. | |
| <Ghatto_Works> No...i'll stop myself there | |
| <Ghatto_Works> I'm not that kind of asshole | |
| <Green> Chinese | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Ghatto_Works you were gonna say something like a chinese mailorder bride? | |
| <Green> :O | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Something like that | |
| <Ghatto_Works> My brain and my fingers had a fight while writing that sentence | |
| <nogaems> fookin misstab. maybe i should read but in my defense, your sna GUTSMANSASS' | |
| <ncn> the reviews say the switching off doesn't quite work, but we'll see | |
| <nogaems> 's names are the same colour | |
| <nogaems> fucking fat finger why is ' next to enter | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> the fuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> are you talking about | |
| <nogaems> twitterbot and misstab like 5 years ago | |
| <Nadel> !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Boredomelands | |
| <Green> bore into my dome tbh | |
| <ncn> also, why do the yanks gotta use an arbitrary measurement of "cup", use something concrete like liters | |
| <Dopefish__lives> heh | |
| <Dopefish__lives> funy | |
| <Green> You get a cup with the cooker, dummy | |
| <FlipWork> I know Carter tried to modernize us and adopt metric. didn't do so hot | |
| <FlipWork> rather sad we didn't. | |
| <FlipWork> converting all the time is annoying | |
| <nogaems> confused.american.bike.mechanics.mkv | |
| <Topso> should I have a different lewd picture up on the right in every lewd stream? | |
| <nogaems> good idea | |
| <Green> obv | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> make it lewder the more streams you do | |
| <Topso> Yeah I thought it might be a fun idea, also gets me a reason to find more lewd pictures | |
| <Lewder> fuck you | |
| <Topso> Well we can try to get lewder | |
| <Lewder> fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuu | |
| <Lunki_> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: | Game:| Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso | |
| <Topso> Yes dope? | |
| <Nadel> THINGS SHALL GET LEWD NOW | |
| <Luder> FUCK YOUUUUU | |
| <Luder> I REALISE WHAT MY NAME MEANS IN SWEDISH & GERMAN | |
| <Topso> THATS GROSS | |
| <Luder> very nice Dopefish__lives | |
| <Topso> you could say she is a luder | |
| <ncn> topso use a shadman pic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Luder it's a carcass you use as bait for hunting | |
| <Luder> i will fucking kill you Topso | |
| <Luder> "TUTURU~" does not fit jazz music | |
| <Luder> it is not a good sample in the middle of a sax solo | |
| <Topso> I didn't know Luder was a bait for hunting, always good with new fact | |
| <Luder> ME, THE ANGERY PERSON | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> jesus fucking christ. | |
| <Lewder §º¿¸º§> SQUARE UP NIGGA | |
| <Lewder §º¿¸º§> SEE WHAT HAPPENS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >Shardman | |
| <Topso> haha I liked that one dope | |
| <Topso> You should be more in discord @Lewder §º¿¸º§ | |
| <Topso> Ok I will stop haha sorry | |
| <Lewder §º¿¸º§> i have my discord nick on highlight ignores | |
| <Lewder §º¿¸º§> otherwise i would be highlighted every time i write in this channel (not that i often do) | |
| <Topso> NO DOPE NO! | |
| <Topso> fucking dersandmann already linked that today | |
| <Dopefish__lives> itst so good tghough | |
| <Luder> is the monthly good for once | |
| <ncn> topso use the qipz dickpic | |
| <Caligula> >s | |
| <maduin> Luder, no | |
| <maduin> Dead Rising 4, Kerbal and Ruiner | |
| <Topso> Man I wish the burkas was thight | |
| <Topso> would be hot as fuck | |
| <Topso> I keep pinging myself | |
| <Topso> fucking annoying | |
| <Dopefish__lives> /nick Topsoil | |
| <ncn> rip lemon quit message | |
| <maduin> Soiled Topso | |
| <Topso> Oh I should find a new quit message | |
| <Topso> thanks for reminding me ncn | |
| <ncn> steamed anus | |
| <Caligula> >Seymour Butts | |
| <nogaems> steamd hams? | |
| <arch> all these things I can't click on | |
| <ncn> steamed buns | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Okay I'll stop linking shadbase | |
| <Dopefish__lives> even though I <3 shadman | |
| <arch> and yet I wish I could | |
| <ncn> i don't know what's the deal with shadman | |
| <ncn> he's edgy for the sake of being edgy | |
| <ncn> get over it | |
| <nogaems> i think it's more memes than anything | |
| <Dopefish__lives> no he's not ncn what are you on about | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Okay very last one. https://i.imgur.com/hb1MEiw.png | |
| <nogaems> shad was around for ages but mayeb this past year it became LOL WLAKING MOUSE | |
| <nogaems> lol brah | |
| <Qipz> oh no | |
| <Qipz> she's retarded | |
| <arch> finally getting around to watching this summary of the dick vs maddox situation, and this one guy just throwing the word nigger in as much as he can and I don't know why | |
| <Caligula> Sounds familiar. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that's how you know he's serious | |
| <nogaems> haha | |
| <nogaems> isnt maddox a turbo cuck and dick that guy who trolled roasties on dr phil | |
| <Ilga> games? | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed g:golf | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: 95d 5h 39min 18sec ago, Qípz and YOU! played Golf It! for 1h 15min 29sec | |
| <IronBar> Does anyone else see a lot of loose gloves around winter? | |
| <ncn> christ | |
| <Nadel> arch https://img.4plebs.org/boards/pol/image/1408/90/1408908561930.jpg | |
| <IronBar> Just random gloves on the side of the road | |
| <arch> sfw Nadel ? | |
| <Nadel> I guess | |
| <arch> ah lol | |
| <Ilga> guts golf? | |
| <Ilga> people golf?? | |
| <ncn> where is golfmeister kippis | |
| <Ilga> he is up for golf | |
| <Topso> in obs is gifs a image or media soruce? | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh we did have these! https://twitter.com/Kulturz/status/982304385517563904 Yadde | |
| <Yadde> uhkeat utareet | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> The world would be a better place if only Grèene would stream. | |
| <IronBar> !lastplayed g:king | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: 9d 23h 51min 41sec ago, Gręene played King's Field for 1h 45min 39sec | |
| <Nadel> found wombay's brand of choice http://nyc-looks.com/post/172653474175/schme-28-im-wearing-a-top-by-scheme-x-dreams | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I could stream xd | |
| <Ramstrong> j u e g o s | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it'll be XCOM2 today tho | |
| <Ramstrong> noice | |
| <ncn> larry what about these https://karkkimeri.mycashflow.fi/tuotekuvat/1200x1200/Salmiakki_Kulkuset_Karkkimeri.jpg | |
| <Ilga> so no golf? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> depends ilga really | |
| <ncn> i'd be for gofl | |
| <Qipz> me too | |
| <Qipz> that's 4 people | |
| <Qipz> eprfect | |
| <Ilga> perfetto | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ok fine golfo | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lemme update tho | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> maybe if you stare at a painting long enough it starts to move like in harry potter! | |
| <arch> every swedish grocery store has pick your own candy mix priced by weight | |
| <Qipz> Golf it? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> golf | |
| <arch> golf shit | |
| <nogaems> when live | |
| <Lunki_> where are the streams | |
| <Qipz> lol | |
| <nogaems> cucked again | |
| <Qipz> I forgot to click "start streaming" | |
| <nogaems> ree | |
| <nogaems> hi guys | |
| <nogaems> super blue balls. gotta see some holes getting smashed, Qipz | |
| <nogaems> heyoooo | |
| <nogaems> mm bagle | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Qipz and pals are going to deliver what topso tried but failed...landing their balls in some holes | |
| <nogaems> :-DDDD | |
| <Ghatto_Works> BALLS DEEP OR GO HOME | |
| <nogaems> lol | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Hahahaha | |
| <Ghatto_Works> "Difficulty easy!" >falls on the first shot | |
| <nogaems> AWWW YEAH\ | |
| <nogaems> right in that hole | |
| <Ghatto_Works> That pole reminds me of white and red striped thigh high stockings | |
| <Ghatto_Works> hhhnnnggghhh | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Yes pls | |
| <nogaems> GOTTEM | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Get your balls on dem jugs, bois | |
| <Noutaja> the chat seems unusually pent up today | |
| <Ghatto_Works> You need to treat your balls properly, Qipz | |
| <nogaems> hitting it hard > hitting it soft | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Noutaja it is friday after all | |
| <nogaems> F | |
| <nogaems> haha pass me your controller bro | |
| <nogaems> HOOR IN WAN | |
| <Ghatto_Works> AAAAA | |
| <Ghatto_Works> HOOORRUUU IINNNUU WAAAANNNN | |
| <Ghatto_Works> PLAYGUUUU | |
| <nogaems> GOTTEM | |
| <nogaems> cheeky cunt | |
| <Lunki_> #metoo | |
| <nogaems> HORR | |
| <nogaems> IN | |
| <nogaems> WAN | |
| <nogaems> woooooooooooow | |
| <Topso> 4 | |
| <JDA> 662 | |
| <Viilipurkki> 69 | |
| <Yadde> the letter B | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Honk | |
| <Topso> Pookaville | |
| <Topso> Candy | |
| <Youkai> Very tempted to join, but I think I am more in the watchy mood | |
| <Youkai> Heinz > Anything in the world > Felix | |
| <Topso> Can you see my ball? | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Youkai> Skurt-boll! | |
| <Boomer> :footlettuce: | |
| <Youkai> nero.tatti's ball IRL, just yesterday https://www.resume.se/globalassets/event/kommunikation-offentlig-sektor/skurtan.jpg | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🏈 | |
| <nogaems> nice | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <begoniabol> hey Qipz, ilga, ncn, GUTSMANSASS and french | |
| <begoniabol> no, et tu | |
| <begoniabol> youre french right, Qipz? | |
| <begoniabol> you are | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> you need fuel man! | |
| <IronBar> Guts needs some GAMER FUEL | |
| <IronBar> :-DDDD | |
| <IronBar> Euro Shopper, generic cheap brand of things | |
| <IronBar> all the jonnes buy that cheap ES energy drink | |
| <IronBar> !lastplayed g:dream course | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: no match for game :( | |
| <IronBar> yo when are we getting some kirby's dream course VS | |
| <IronBar> Now that's salt | |
| <IronBar> MY CURSE REMAINS UNBROKEN | |
| <LarryLongbow> Whats your handicap! Qipz | |
| <Nadel> autism | |
| <IronBar> outtism | |
| <IronBar> Qipz don't you mean.......... steamedassburgers | |
| <nogaems> steamed assburgers? when these are clearly golfed? | |
| <IronBar> PogChamp | |
| <nogaems> whoa | |
| <Youkai> GolfChamp | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> avoid the barrels! | |
| <begoniabol> its one of these hoes | |
| <Topso> YAY go ncn ! | |
| <Topso> win! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Whoever gets hole in one wins! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Would be cool if this map had evil garden gnomes that would try to ruin it! | |
| <IronBar> 420 | |
| <Topso> 11 | |
| <Youkai> Meatballs! | |
| <LarryLongbow> 27! | |
| <Youkai> 5 | |
| <LarryLongbow> The crystal forest sounds nice! | |
| <IronBar> Dark Holes | |
| <birdo> You have to hit the ball with your dick | |
| <LarryLongbow> Where are the crystals! | |
| <nogaems> !SMOK | |
| <nogaems> :V | |
| <begoniabol> NEE FUCK | |
| <IronBar> EPIC VIDEO GAMING SECRETS #832: You can rotate the PlayStation emblem 90 degrees on the original PS2 and PS3 to match the orientation of the console | |
| <begoniabol> penis sex | |
| <IronBar> bees knees | |
| <IronBar> HOLY-SHIT-IN-ONE | |
| <IronBar> What would a seagull be in golfing | |
| <plaaplaa> IronBar I'll rotate your dick | |
| <birdo> When you accidentally swallow your golf club as you lean down to retie your shoes | |
| <plaaplaa> if you know what I mean | |
| <IronBar> plaaplaa you'll try spinning, that's a good trick | |
| <begoniabol> you sound so dutch Qipz | |
| <begoniabol> he he | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> put her out of her misery! | |
| <strogg> hello | |
| <strogg> will there be a mobie todaaaaay? | |
| <begoniabol> hey strogg | |
| <strogg> noice | |
| <strogg> hi | |
| <IronBar> >2018 >TV | |
| <birdo> What's a TV | |
| <Topso> haha | |
| <IronBar> What's a computer | |
| <nogaems> U GOT A LOISENCE FOR DAT TV U CHEEKY BASTARD?! | |
| <nogaems> hahaha good old g i joe | |
| <nogaems> how DARE you not let us rob you to fund anti-uk propaganda and line our own pockets! | |
| <IronBar> lemme smash | |
| <nogaems> !!!!! | |
| <nogaems> !BETRAYAL! | |
| <Topso> ncn the golf god | |
| <IronBar> oh egolf my score is ruined | |
| <Topso> stop saying patjinco I keep hearing vajinco | |
| <nogaems> what's a vajinco? | |
| <birdo> manko | |
| <nogaems> clearly you are wrong, birdo https://i.imgur.com/2DLKfWj.png | |
| <LarryLongbow> I think this is more about luck than skill! | |
| <birdo> Those dang hindus | |
| <arch> wasn't josh supposed to be the fat one, why's he so skinny | |
| <arch> nobody wants to watch a show about two normal looking guys | |
| <Nephtunh> I sniff ball | |
| <Nephtunh> very good taste | |
| <Nephtunh> HAHAHA | |
| <Nephtunh> JUST PUT IT IN | |
| <nogaems> hahaha | |
| <nogaems> it's like im watching huniepop all over again | |
| <nogaems> PACHINKOOOOO | |
| <IronBar> HIT THE LEVER | |
| <nogaems> BALL STUCK | |
| <nogaems> CANT MAKE IT | |
| <nogaems> hahaha | |
| <nogaems> REKT | |
| <Nephtunh> too hard | |
| <Nephtunh> you have to be gentle | |
| <Nephtunh> with the ball | |
| <IronBar> Where's the golf hole? - You were supposed to putt it in with the golf club! | |
| <nogaems> spaaaaaaaaaace | |
| <IronBar> Prepared to DEEP STRIKE | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> avoid the water! | |
| <IronBar> !wisdom | |
| <Slowcat> !wisdom | |
| <IronBar> substitute | |
| <IronBar> something something powershit | |
| <IronBar> DAM SON | |
| <Slowcat> lucky, qipz | |
| <nogaems> im off nn lads thanks for streams | |
| <Slowcat> bb nogaems | |
| <seagull> HALLO BOYO! | |
| <maduin> no seagull | |
| <maduin> no | |
| <seagull> maduin? | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> drown them! | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Slowcat> thank erryone | |
| <Topso> Thanks everyoen | |
| <Nephtunh> thanks for big stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so can I straem | |
| <JDA> thanks | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Dopefish__lives: | |
| <seagull> those numbers | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> what do they mean | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: Qípz, Ilga, ncn, Guts, et tu? played Golf It! for 2h 0min 56sec, stopped 84 seconds ago | |
| <Nadel> numbers NUMBERS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew 2 h | |
| <seagull> hey Nadel | |
| <seagull> how about W | |
| <Nadel> splelps | |
| <Slowcat> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> (Pssst, Ràmstrong will be streaming next) | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: | Game:| Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <seagull> some fuckin guy on twitter just fuckin messages me like | |
| <seagull> "hi" | |
| <seagull> 9 hours ago | |
| <seagull> what even is that | |
| <Topso> haha say hi back | |
| <ncn> a greeting | |
| <seagull> I did | |
| <LordVysh> I'd message you on Twitter but you don't follow me. | |
| <Viilipurkki> a murdered seagull | |
| <seagull> that's exactly what I said, down to casing | |
| <Topso> seagull doesnt follow anyone | |
| <seagull> it's true. | |
| <seagull> I'm sorry. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rip no streams | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <LordVysh> I might stream when I get home. Or maybe I'll watch anime for 5 hours. | |
| <LordVysh> I dunno yet. | |
| <Topso> he just wants all the follows for himself | |
| <seagull> °v° | |
| <Topso> he is a greedy seagull | |
| <Viilipurkki> say what you want about the crash bandicoot 3 time trials being shit, but the soundtrack is the best in the series | |
| <LordVysh> Someone draw seagull as a seagull dragon hoarding follows | |
| <seagull> I think you need more than 25 to be hoarding anything | |
| <seagull> I think the baseline for "hoard" starts at like 60 | |
| <LordVysh> That's just what a hoarder would say. | |
| <Topso> dont worry little gull, we like you anyways even if you are a horder | |
| <seagull> UH OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH | |
| <seagull> well thank god for that, topso | |
| <LordVysh> Cmon guys. | |
| <LordVysh> I only have 59 vintage steam engines. | |
| <LordVysh> I'm not a hoarder! | |
| <seagull> seems legit | |
| <seagull> but isn't your birthday coming up? | |
| <seagull> time for ! PANIC ! | |
| <LordVysh> My birthday never comes. | |
| <LordVysh> I tell no one when it is and ignore it. | |
| <Topso> How old do you get? | |
| <seagull> I stopped ageing four years ago at the age of 26. | |
| <LordVysh> How many is that in bird years? | |
| <seagull> 7,432,989,427. | |
| <seagull> ½ | |
| <Topso> I think Seagull is an old soul full of shitposting and thats all that counts | |
| <seagull> paging dopefish_quotes | |
| <seagull> pls | |
| <seagull> pls | |
| <Ghatto_Works> You can send it over, seagull | |
| <seagull> but then I'd have to- oooohhhhhhh | |
| <seagull> I can use my dedicated shitposting account | |
| <seagull> might | |
| <seagull> speaking of which, it's time moomin's penis tweeted | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> if you kill a tortoise you can use its shell as a shield! | |
| <Topso> YAY MOOMIN | |
| <Topso> also I am off to eat snacks, talk to you guys later | |
| <birdo> I wan wan snacks | |
| <seagull> thanks invisible dopefish_quotes deity | |
| <qtrumiafangirl> that fucker is probably out socialising again what a prick | |
| <birdo> The biggest | |
| <seagull> what | |
| <Yadde> Fucking topso | |
| <Yadde> he cucked us so bad I had to play the game myself | |
| <Yadde> she* | |
| <birdo> So how was that huniepoppin game stream? Lots of tits were had? | |
| <Yadde> 0 tits | |
| <Ghatto_Works> We ended up with blue balls, @birdo | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Cucked all the time | |
| <Ghatto_Works> 2 girls were just there, but she fucked up | |
| <Yadde> that's why I had to borrow the game and get the tits myself | |
| <birdo> waaw | |
| <seagull> 14[21:47] * Joins: painbear_mkII (webchat@80.111.162.81) | |
| <seagull> 14[00:42] * Quits: deaflelah (webchat@80.111.162.81) (Quit: Page closed) | |
| <Yadde> seagull being the lil' ace detective | |
| <seagull> I just | |
| <seagull> this person has a habit of joining, posting one thing, then leaving | |
| <birdo> Don't creep on newfriends being weird. We were all weird at one time | |
| <Ghatto_Works> Going home, laters dopechat | |
| <seagull> 00[19:12] <@seagull> [00:18] * Joins: vapideternity (webchat@80.111.162.81) | |
| <seagull> 00[19:12] <@seagull> [19:11:39] * Joins: c_r_e_a_m (webchat@80.111.162.81) | |
| <seagull> 00[19:12] <@seagull> I knew it | |
| <seagull> [19:13] <+begoniabol> what? | |
| <seagull> 00[19:13] <@seagull> that guy's joined before under a weird nick, then fucked off immediately afterwards | |
| <seagull> 00[19:13] <@seagull> proves nothing, but I've got my eye on him | |
| <seagull> ok what the fuck | |
| <birdo> pls | |
| <birdo> PLS | |
| <Ghatto_Works> P L S | |
| <seagull> it's been going on for months | |
| <seagull> it's weird | |
| <birdo> Maybe it's one of my many operatives | |
| <Yadde> it's just a quality meme seagull | |
| <Yadde> also, I need something to watch while on bed | |
| <arch> what about him birdo, maybe he just likes to lurk chat or something | |
| <birdo> I like the nick variety though | |
| <arch> err seagull* | |
| <LarryLongbow> Maybe its Skullker! | |
| <seagull> clearly very creative | |
| <birdo> tell them to get their weird asses on discord | |
| <arch> yea or maybe it's skulker | |
| <seagull> nah, it's not like they're coming in, hurling abuse and then leaving | |
| <arch> he's got a weird fetish for us | |
| <seagull> they clearly prefer to lurk rather than that | |
| <Yadde> I've already finished the Star Trek Origina, TNG, and DS9 | |
| <seagull> chat* | |
| <seagull> that's fine, it's just | |
| <seagull> weird. | |
| <Yadde> and I don't know if I want to start Voyager or the new thing | |
| <Yadde> so I'm open for suggestions on what to watch before closing the lids on my eyes | |
| <Yadde> seagull, almost as weird as your facination on it | |
| <ncn> star wars episope 8 yadde | |
| <seagull> I've closed notepad++ | |
| <arch> well I think it's something that's common for twitch viewers, so that's probably where he's from | |
| <seagull> maybe, yeah | |
| <ncn> then you can close your eyes forever | |
| <Yadde> actually that gives me an idea | |
| <arch> if he was locked down to a single username I'm sure he'd use that | |
| <Yadde> is Rogue One on netflix? | |
| <birdo> What's that weapon name that sounds like "queer ass" | |
| <arch> it was Yadde, idk if it still is | |
| <ncn> cuirass | |
| <birdo> Rogue One was balls | |
| <ncn> and it's armor | |
| <Yadde> cuirass is an armor | |
| <seagull> that's not a weapon | |
| <Yadde> cutlass? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i liked rogue one | |
| <birdo> All I remembered was queer ass and fightan. Thanks ncn! | |
| <seagull> you could get a hide cuirass in SotN | |
| <seagull> hide queer ass | |
| <Yadde> birdo, most people said Rogue One is heaps better than ep7 | |
| <birdo> that's true at least | |
| <arch> I feel like ep7 and rogue one were about the same to me | |
| <ncn> 8<7<6<4<5<2<3<rogue1<1 don't at me | |
| <Yadde> oh right | |
| <arch> both better than ep1-2, but probably on the same level as ep3 | |
| <Yadde> fucking disney removing their shit from Netflix | |
| <seagull> @ | |
| <Yadde> the only star wars there is the CGI cartoons | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 3 is the most underrated of the films | |
| <LarryLongbow> cannabis soda when! | |
| <arch> I actually liked 8 better than both 7 and r1 | |
| <ncn> only ep1 has pod racing tho | |
| <Yadde> so | |
| <Yadde> what else could I watch? | |
| <birdo> There was that cocaine soda from mexico a few years back | |
| <seagull> didn't coca-cola have cocainum in it | |
| <seagull> once upon | |
| <LarryLongbow> original recipe! seagull | |
| <birdo> Yeah some drug lords remade the original recipe and started selling it | |
| <seagull> ye | |
| <LarryLongbow> maybe we can get to experience it one day! sea | |
| <LarryLongbow> seagull: | |
| <seagull> god I hope not | |
| <strogg> streamm when | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Hey, remember when Po_ used to stream? | |
| <seagull> ;_; | |
| <LarryLongbow> Coca cola original! People got really mad when they though coca cola changed their recipe once! seagull | |
| <seagull> new coke, yeah | |
| <seagull> I think the UK completely sailed past that one | |
| <ncn> i never saw po streams, but he streamed klonoa and hence has my respect | |
| <seagull> I saw a few po_ streams but it was a long time ago | |
| <seagull> late 2011 I joined. | |
| <ncn> half a decade to be presice | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> never forget the legendary lost and damned series | |
| <seagull> deadass I would love it one day if we had a new streamer (gutsman?) who started a hogs of war series | |
| <seagull> and just fucking finessed it in a single stream | |
| <seagull> didn't get tripped up once, just breezed through it in an hour | |
| <Boomer> You're not going to breeze through a game like that | |
| <Boomer> As shit as suite was at it that game looked like hot garbage | |
| <ncn> why is hogs of war so memed upon, i've played it and it's okay | |
| <seagull> I reckon with enough practice and a good guide, you could | |
| <Boomer> I mean more like | |
| <seagull> suite streamed it, ncn, and it nearly killed him | |
| <Boomer> The game is slow as shit | |
| <seagull> or a TAS | |
| <seagull> there's gotta be a TAS for hogs of war | |
| <Boomer> And every time you breathe at it they throw out some awful cringy line | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> reminder suite never finished dual strike | |
| <seagull> hey. hey. rik mayall is god. | |
| <ncn> shit's on steam nigga http://store.steampowered.com/app/389900/Hogs_of_War/ | |
| <Yadde> if you're a newfag | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if elected streamer I will do it | |
| <Boomer> Pausing the game to make sure you heard it and give ample laugh time | |
| <Yadde> you won't know about | |
| <Yadde> HOLOCAUST | |
| <Yadde> HOLOCAUST | |
| <Yadde> I'm a hat | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> (Please note: The game does not work on Windows 8, Windows 10 or on a Mac) | |
| <seagull> bet you it does tho | |
| <Yadde> but guys | |
| <Yadde> I still need something to watch | |
| <Yadde> fast | |
| <Yadde> going to bed soon | |
| <ncn> lords of the locker room | |
| <seagull> get full on-board | |
| <seagull> with the penis | |
| <birdo> time to make guts a stremboi | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i won't stream hogs of war | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but yeah I will fucking finish dual strike jesus christ | |
| <Yadde> will you stream Star Control 2? | |
| <birdo> get qtrumiafangirl to stream it | |
| <Yadde> psh | |
| <Yadde> I bet she wasn't even a girl | |
| <birdo> Finally, a robot just for me https://www.fastcodesign.com/90166952/this-adorable-robot-is-designed-to-cheer-up-lonely-millennials | |
| <Boomer> Rum and coke should be roughly 50/50 right | |
| <seagull> uuhhhhh | |
| <seagull> depends | |
| <seagull> are you looking to get tipsy, drunk or wankered | |
| <Boomer> I'm looking to have one drink the rest of the night | |
| <strogg> vodka | |
| <seagull> because they don't allow drinking in A&E | |
| <seagull> half-and-half is fine | |
| <Boomer> A&E? | |
| <seagull> the emergency room | |
| <Yadde> Boomer, at this point I have to quote one of my friends | |
| <Yadde> "Ruining good rum with soda" | |
| <Boomer> It's cheap bacardi Yadde | |
| <Yadde> he has a quote for that too | |
| <Yadde> "Making bad booze even worse with soda" | |
| <Boomer> Fair enough | |
| <Boomer> But I have this coke | |
| <Boomer> And I want to use it for something | |
| <seagull> I have a coke | |
| <arch> people so busy blaming millenials for everything, while it's still boomers and gen x running the government and fucking everything up for everybody | |
| <Yadde> well I use sodas too | |
| <Boomer> I have a cocke | |
| <seagull> I have this vodka | |
| <Yadde> can't drink anything raw | |
| <seagull> haaaaa | |
| <seagull> DRUNKE | |
| <Yadde> I have a rum | |
| <Boomer> I do like raw rum | |
| <Yadde> I have a coke | |
| <Yadde> POW | |
| <Yadde> cokerum | |
| <seagull> what makes me laugh, arch, is people who give millennials shit for getting participation trophies | |
| <Boomer> That's "A room for coke" in Swedish | |
| <seagull> when it was the boomers' idea to give them out | |
| <seagull> LITERALLY YOUR IDEA | |
| <Boomer> Don't blame me | |
| <arch> or gen x's at least | |
| <seagull> lol | |
| <birdo> I have a cokerum. I have a rumcokecokerum. | |
| <seagull> I just made that connection | |
| <Yadde> I have a seagull | |
| <Boomer> I actually named myself after the generation of people that spawned after the world war was over | |
| <Yadde> I have a bread | |
| <Yadde> UH! | |
| <Yadde> Dance! | |
| <birdo> fat seagull | |
| <seagull> aaaaaaAAAAAAAA | |
| * seagull hobbles about | |
| <arch> idk I was thinking about it this morning, and I really wonder (if modern society lasts that long) what it's going to be like when everyone 50+ now is out of government | |
| <seagull> i haet this fuckign memes | |
| <Boomer> I just couldn't get enough of thinking about people born in the 30's boning the crap out of each other | |
| <arch> cause it's radically different mindsets | |
| <Yadde> right | |
| <Yadde> you faggots didn't give me anything to watch | |
| <birdo> watch a dick | |
| <Yadde> so now I'm just going to go and wank with my tea and bread | |
| <seagull> smell a shit | |
| <Boomer> Here Yadde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp4-9G47uF0 | |
| <ncn> watch this | |
| <Yadde> seagull haista paska | |
| <arch> yadde you could watch this video on the maddox vs dick thing if you want me to link | |
| <seagull> POJAT | |
| <seagull> perkule | |
| <arch> it's just e-drama though | |
| <seagull> oh shit it actually is perjentai | |
| <Yadde> arch, I want a series to watch over a long course every nigth with a nightsnack | |
| <Boomer> I don't like dick masterson he's not very funny | |
| <Yadde> it kinda became a thing when I started watching the original Star Trek | |
| <arch> sounds like you want to watch an anime or something | |
| <Yadde> most anime is meh | |
| <seagull> banime | |
| <Boomer> He's like the most milk toast white guy on youtube with his own podcast ever | |
| <Yadde> I've already watched the good ones I know of | |
| <seagull> Yadde, watch the 'stop a douchebag' videos | |
| <birdo> Are nightsnacks a thing? Like is there a special word for it | |
| <seagull> they're good gun | |
| <Yadde> birdo, iltapala | |
| <seagull> ittapupu | |
| <arch> altered carbon was a pretty nice little series Yadde, if you're into scifi mystery type things | |
| <Yadde> "nightpiece" | |
| <birdo> Oh man, that is legit | |
| <Yadde> fuck it | |
| <birdo> milquetoast | |
| <Yadde> I'll just risk it and start ST Voyager | |
| <arch> I've also heard that's good | |
| <birdo> One of the worst words http://www.dictionary.com/browse/milquetoast | |
| <Yadde> I finished DS9 a few days ago arch, it was in the "good enough to watch" area | |
| <Yadde> it was hard to watch in the beginning because the people didn't really know how to act yet | |
| <arch> you could watch battlestar galatica, I've also heard that's good | |
| <Yadde> oh right shit | |
| <Yadde> that's a thing | |
| <Yadde> I was supposed to watch it after I finished Babylon 5 | |
| <Yadde> but never got around to do it | |
| <Yadde> yeah, I'll try that first before going to Voyager | |
| <Yadde> man, I actually liked the season 3 intro of Bablyon 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9EbGd1AlMg | |
| <Yadde> one of the few I didn't skip every time | |
| <begoniabol> plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/SpVkQ7gDpDA https://youtu.be/t7tSyrExaKk | |
| <plaaplaa> u fug | |
| <begoniabol> cuties | |
| <birdo> Voyager is something else | |
| <begoniabol> will she recover fully, plaaplaa? | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol through cuteness, all things are possible | |
| <Yadde> right | |
| <begoniabol> and through reality? | |
| <Yadde> for the third or so time | |
| <Yadde> I'm off to bed | |
| <Yadde> night | |
| <begoniabol> sleep well Yadde | |
| <plaaplaa> bye Yadde | |
| <birdo> sleep medium well | |
| <Yadde> I don't sleep in a well | |
| <Yadde> I sleep in a closet | |
| <seagull> can I be real with y'all for a moment | |
| <Kreggur_> no | |
| <seagull> team peep are fags and team creme are losers | |
| <seagull> team mini is where it's at | |
| <seagull> don't @ me | |
| <Nadel> team skub | |
| <Kreggur_> team wank | |
| <Viilipurkki> pro-skub vs anti-skub | |
| <birdo> @me | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> HEY i RECOGNISE THAT LAUGH | |
| <seagull> holy shit | |
| <birdo> this editing is manic | |
| <plaaplaa> I was getting kind of mad at the meme editing | |
| <plaaplaa> but the alex jones clip saved it | |
| <seagull> u mad | |
| <seagull> MONKEY TROUBLE | |
| <arch> GUTSMANSASS: funny how it still manages to pop up every once in a while | |
| <seagull> tune | |
| <birdo> what even are shaders https://ompuco.wordpress.com/2018/03/29/creating-your-own-datamosh-effect/ | |
| <seagull> holy fuck birdo this is awesome | |
| <seagull> I'm not sure if you were looking at that through your eyebrows when you posted it but | |
| <seagull> I love it | |
| <birdo> Nah, it's nice. I just wish I understood the code | |
| <arch> why would you want things to look worse birdo? | |
| <seagull> I've used goldmoshLIVE! before, and I've edited videos outright using HxD to mess with the data | |
| <seagull> it's an effect arch | |
| <seagull> here, watch this with mute on | |
| <arch> I feel like I'm watching satellite television | |
| <seagull> yeah I mean | |
| <birdo> It's neat effect when used sparingly. The adult swim dudes use it for transitions between clips in their Off The Air series. | |
| <birdo> It was also the first time I've seen a editing technique go viral then die like a meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS7QvOX8LVk | |
| <arch> I get it, but I sure hope games don't start putting it in, at least not in large quantities | |
| <birdo> At most it'd be added to the usual chromatic aberration and distortion effects that pepper modern games | |
| <arch> my experience with generated html https://usercontent.irccloud-cdn.com/file/smbHot8R/image.png | |
| <arch> I wonder what kind of display it will have | |
| <seagull> imgur dead | |
| <seagull> what else is good | |
| <birdo> 4chins? | |
| <seagull> yeah why not | |
| <Ghatto> Quad chins | |
| <Ghatto> Hello again, dopechat | |
| <Nephtunh> why imgur dead seagull | |
| <seagull> nothing I upload is sticking | |
| <birdo> art http://www.thisiscolossal.com/2018/04/live-plant-grows-through-walls-by-ruben-bellinkx/ | |
| <Ghatto> You need more sticky white stuff, seagull | |
| <seagull> hmm emoji | |
| <Nephtunh> hmmmmmmmmm | |
| <birdo> Oh, for uploading just use the safe moes | |
| <seagull> thanks | |
| <Nephtunh> the absolute state | |
| <Nephtunh> oh god | |
| <Nadel> cargo cults are great | |
| <seagull> aren't they just a tourist trap tho | |
| <Nadel> that would be some next level trolling seagull | |
| <arch> Nephtunh: literally eating sand? | |
| <seagull> LITERALLY | |
| <seagull> EATING | |
| <seagull> SAND | |
| <Nephtunh> this one is my favourite | |
| <Ghatto> A dusty finish indeed, seagull | |
| <arch> Nephtunh: reminds me of that one lady that couldn't stop eating glue or whatever | |
| <arch> oh makeup that's what it was | |
| <arch> >$5 for dirt sack for making dirt cookies | |
| <seagull> >not being able to afford $5 dirt | |
| <seagull> I bought this $15 dirt | |
| <seagull> because I'm so fucking special | |
| <seagull> and I'm going to eat all of it and you can't have any | |
| <Nephtunh> this has to be fake | |
| <Nephtunh> but I cant tell anymore | |
| <arch> idk sometimes I feel like charitable organizations are so specialized or so focused on one type of issue that they miss a ton of more effective ways to help | |
| <seagull> i just ran through 20 mcdonald's monopoly codes | |
| <seagull> GUESS WHO'S GOING TO ORLANDO? | |
| <seagull> not me. | |
| <seagull> oh boy | |
| <birdo> Remember when twitch banned that cooking stremer for making dirt cookies in her ethnic series | |
| <arch> just as a math problem lets say you wanted to feed all of haiti with a loaf of bread per person every day at like 1.25 pounds of flour per loaf of bread, cost of flour being $920 for a ton, for the whole population of haiti that'd be ~$2.3 billion, for one thing their GDP is $7.9 billion so nobody should be eating dirt, idk | |
| <seagull> ok | |
| <birdo> Good work | |
| <seagull> it's almost like wealth inequality is a thing | |
| <seagull> nooo why did I say anything | |
| <seagull> fuck | |
| <Nephtunh> isnt haiti divided | |
| <Nephtunh> into two parts | |
| <Nephtunh> or was that some other island | |
| <seagull> nah m8 that's denmark | |
| <Nephtunh> theres an island where you can visibly see the division on the satelite photo | |
| <Nephtunh> because one side has lush forests | |
| <Nephtunh> and other one is basically bare | |
| <Nephtunh> but I cant recall if thats haiti | |
| <arch> I'm not saying it isn't seagull, just that I find mismanaging of funds pretty lame, like if the US had a lot less money we'd easily find ourselves in Haiti's position, it's only because we have so much money that we aren't | |
| <Nephtunh> time to google | |
| <seagull> 1 in 5 americans can't afford their prescriptions, arch | |
| <seagull> you're closer than you think, sadly. | |
| <arch> not being able to afford your prescriptions doesn't seem nearly as dire as eating dirt to live though don't you think? | |
| <seagull> but then in the UK I think the fraction of people living two paychecks from homelessness is something like ⅔ | |
| <seagull> which is scary | |
| <Fitnig-> yeah, those people are scary | |
| <birdo> If only linear extrapolation was applicable to these kind of scales and corruption wasn't a thing boohoo | |
| <Kreggur_> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> If only àrch would stream some videogames on the internet. | |
| <arch> yea birdo, much ado about nothing that can be done | |
| <arch> much ado about nothing can be done, says only place where this happens regularly | |
| <arch> that mashup makes me smile | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Qípz, Ilga, ncn, Guts, et tu? played Golf It! for 2h 0min 56sec, stopped 2h 0min 56sec ago | |
| <seagull> they re-post it after every mass shooting | |
| <seagull> well, not every mass shooting, or they'd have to post it weekly | |
| <seagull> but they re-post it regularly | |
| <arch> LarryLongbow: I tried skipping forward to see what the video was about and I still have no idea | |
| <birdo> Classic | |
| <LarryLongbow> You have to see it all to get the full picture! arch | |
| <arch> I'm not sure my body is ready for the full picture | |
| <Nephtunh> it's sad when | |
| <Nephtunh> you would think google would alteast have high quality photos of whole of earth by now | |
| <Nephtunh> but you wanna look at some remote places in russia | |
| <birdo> Could a man Fit the whole picture in their butt | |
| <Nephtunh> or some random island in the ocean | |
| <arch> some places don't allow american satellites to take those HQ pics | |
| <Nephtunh> and its still loq uality | |
| <arch> I'm sure the government has it all though | |
| <birdo> I can see my car from space it's so good within the us | |
| <LewishM> whats good nigguhs | |
| <Nephtunh> also why is north pole | |
| <Nephtunh> cant be hq | |
| <birdo> Waitin on strems | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rip | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Qípz, Ilga, ncn, Guts, et tu? played Golf It! for 2h 0min 56sec, stopped 2h 9min 11sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'm playing my first game of fortnite and I must say like | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I thought PUBG was bad | |
| <arch> perhaps they only want to pay for the hq satellite images that are relavent to mapping | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this is just laughable | |
| <birdo> Man remember that time rumia accidentally streamed a huge butt. Classic | |
| <Nephtunh> nah arch | |
| <Aksu> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Aksu: Qípz, Ilga, ncn, Guts, et tu? played Golf It! for 2h 0min 56sec, stopped 2h 11min 1sec ago | |
| <Nephtunh> you can see north pole was photographed | |
| <Nephtunh> theres some hq areas | |
| <Nephtunh> but not everything | |
| <Aksu> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: | Game:| Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Aksu> game:| | |
| <birdo> That's okay | |
| <Nephtunh> theres someones room photo | |
| <seagull> jesus christ | |
| <Nephtunh> randomly somewhere in the north area | |
| <seagull> all I had to do was look at that link and donald trump has asked me to join his cabinet | |
| <Nephtunh> go to the link | |
| <Nephtunh> theres a random picture of someones drapes | |
| <birdo> Sorry we have no imagery here | |
| <birdo> 😒 | |
| <arch> something like this makes me worry though "Hopefully we understand satellites in a lot more detail and how they too can, and are, applied to a concave Earth. What is wrong with the mainstream theory though, that the Earth revolves around the Sun? Why has this model been eliminated from contention by myself? Let’s find out." | |
| <seagull> whoopee, another crackpot | |
| <seagull> but it's like I always say | |
| <seagull> "the dim lights make the rest of us shine brighter" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> holy fuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> how can ANYONE play fortnite and call it a good | |
| <birdo> There have always been dumb people. They just didn't have a way to get in the face of others. Thanks Internet | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> game | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that was the most mind numbingly boring game i've played | |
| <birdo> It's a silly game for kids. It's also free | |
| <birdo> Is that player known thing free yet? | |
| <Nephtunh> what other free games you know GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Nephtunh> that are good nowadays | |
| <seagull> warframe | |
| <Nephtunh> warframe has premium stuff | |
| <Nephtunh> doesnt count | |
| <seagull> it definitely counts | |
| <Nephtunh> I meant games that give no advantage | |
| <Nephtunh> for paying members | |
| <Nephtunh> free in that sense | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> runescape | |
| <seagull> I thought warframe's were all cosmetic | |
| <Nephtunh> oh then it counts | |
| <Nephtunh> if its only cosmetics | |
| <birdo> Fartnite has premium skins and the actual game | |
| <seagull> I think that's the case | |
| <Nephtunh> I mean dota2 launched somekind of premium subscribtion | |
| <arch> GUTSMANSASS: isn't it like the same game as pubg? | |
| <Nephtunh> but thats just skins and things to help players | |
| <arch> or did you not play battle royale mode? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah but it's fisher price minecraft | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah I did | |
| <birdo> Monthly dotabox | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you can build shit but the walls like go up instantly? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so say you're having a gunfight with someone, they can just build stairs in a blink and block your shots | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that isn't fun, that's just boring | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> like PUBG felt satisfying to gunfight people | |
| <seagull> did you guys hear they're removing the loot boxes from shadow of war | |
| <arch> pubg went mobile, and it's weird because it's a lot like the PC version | |
| <arch> I saw kripp playing the other day | |
| <Nephtunh> >kripp | |
| <Nephtunh> that man has died inside | |
| <Nephtunh> so long ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >Kripp | |
| <arch> nah he's a quality guy as far as I can tell | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> did he introduce his stream/video for the first 5 minutes before actually playing | |
| <arch> he does that on youtube, and it's pretty bad tbh | |
| <Nephtunh> ever since hearthstone kripp has been a complete wreck | |
| <Nephtunh> he was too scared to move to other games because once he did, his 20k viewers became 2k | |
| <seagull> I could never understand watching a streamer who only plays one game | |
| <Nephtunh> but even then, he wasnt the best player on that shit game | |
| <Nephtunh> nor was he the most popular hearthstone streamer | |
| <Nephtunh> I could see him die inside every month more and more | |
| <arch> it's nice to watch somebody that's really good at a game play that game personally | |
| <arch> like you wouldn't want to watch ronaldo playing basketball | |
| <Nephtunh> is that the bitconnect guy | |
| <arch> see how I just made that soccer reference to get my point across | |
| <arch> connecting with the audience | |
| <Nephtunh> why wouldnt I want to watch ronald play basketball | |
| <seagull> yes Nephtunh | |
| <Nephtunh> do you realise the amount of memes | |
| <Nephtunh> you can get from that | |
| <arch> (I don't know shit about soccer and had to look up a soccer guy) | |
| <seagull> didn't michael jordan try and do baseball for a bit | |
| <seagull> then golf | |
| <arch> ye | |
| <seagull> and then he was a movie and bugs bunny and hit 'em high | |
| <arch> he wasn't top at either like he was at basketball | |
| <birdo> Now even vampires can get shit delivered to their houses by drones https://spectrum.ieee.org/the-human-os/robotics/drones/ziplines-bigger-faster-drones-will-be-delivering-blood-in-the-united-states-this-year | |
| <arch> and newman seagull | |
| <arch> can't you hear the baseline now | |
| <Nephtunh> yes but streaming is not sport its entertainment | |
| <seagull> LONG LOOOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN | |
| <arch> well the most popular streamers are also esports guys for the most part | |
| <Nephtunh> yes but I wouldnt care about some mid league football match | |
| <Nephtunh> same way I dont care about some amateur hearthstone player | |
| <arch> these commercials are pretty silly seagull | |
| <seagull> i'm just sat here going "long looooong maaaaaaan" | |
| <seagull> it's such fun | |
| <birdo> card games aint an sports, digital card games doubly so | |
| <arch> is chess sports? | |
| <birdo> hecking no, that's a sleep aid | |
| <seagull> wew | |
| <seagull> spicy take bro | |
| <birdo> Now chess-boxing, that's the realdeal | |
| <seagull> hole-in-one! | |
| <seagull> 180. | |
| <arch> I would argue that even though kripp doesn't play as a pro player or go for getting GM every season or whatever that he's still one of the best players in the game | |
| <arch> he just doesn't need to try that hard because all his income comes from streaming | |
| <Nephtunh> I didnt know japanese have cucking fantasees seagull | |
| <seagull> uh yeah | |
| <arch> qxc is in a similar situation now that he's been kicked out of the pro scene for being toxic | |
| <birdo> NTR | |
| <seagull> what's it called, ntr? | |
| <birdo> Fuji's favorite fetish | |
| <Fujiko> Holy actual fuck, Michael Ironside is back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3TibSpdbVE | |
| <seagull> although the end of that ad series, which isn't shown there, has the long long man proposing to the dude | |
| <seagull> LONG LOOOOOOOONG MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN | |
| <birdo> Now this is a Qipz game https://youtu.be/kapR6PrxyGk?t=32 | |
| <Qipz> [clicking at the speed of sound sonic] | |
| <seagull> when is goose game coming out | |
| <plaaplaa> I want a babby dragon | |
| <Qipz> cute | |
| <Qipz> anyway, time for bed | |
| <arch> Fujiko: is that the splinter cell guy or something? | |
| <Fujiko> yes | |
| <Fujiko> the original VA | |
| <Fujiko> they brought him back | |
| <arch> neat | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> there is a big rumor there is a new splinter cell at e3 | |
| <plaaplaa> big if true | |
| <Qipz> Boku no Hero Academia season 3 starts today | |
| <plaaplaa> @Qipz https://youtu.be/Gt4f8MM1hko | |
| <Qipz> fuck you birb | |
| <Qipz> dont destroy | |
| <plaaplaa> birb is just looking out for your health | |
| <Qipz> if he really was he's just end it | |
| <Qipz> mine | |
| <plaaplaa> @Qipz you don't want to be ended by birbs https://youtu.be/4rI60A_RG1M | |
| <begoniabol> dog | |
| <plaaplaa> comfiest kitty | |
| <LarryLongbow> Its the power of the cat to always look comfy nomatter what! | |
| <seagull> >sexy cat | |
| <begoniabol> seagull please, look at her leggies | |
| <seagull> she is cooling her nipples | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol posting furry pussies | |
| <arch> that's a hell of a sploot begoniabol | |
| <begoniabol> very splootsy | |
| <arch> he wants you baby | |
| <begoniabol> mm | |
| <begoniabol> seductive | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/fcHRmIYRXvo | |
| <begoniabol> :3 | |
| <begoniabol> oh god | |
| <begoniabol> so cute | |
| <begoniabol> such a cute cheetah LarryLongbow | |
| <arch> if reincarnation were a thing, what types of people do you think would respawn as rodents | |
| <LarryLongbow> chefs! arch | |
| <begoniabol> hahaha | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol I want one https://youtu.be/y3dGXonnWFY https://youtu.be/Sx1tohbpAWc | |
| <plaaplaa> they're so adorable :'( | |
| <begoniabol> likkies | |
| <LarryLongbow> I heard they never bite either! | |
| <arch> I'd own a pet mouse because if it bit me it wouldn't do any serious harm, something that could take a finger off with the mentality of a mouse is not something I think I'd be comfortable with | |
| <arch> same as owning a cat vs owning a panther | |
| <plaaplaa> it's not the same at all | |
| <plaaplaa> what the fuck | |
| <seagull> I don't think there are many advocating for domestic panther ownership | |
| <arch> well somebody posted a guy sleeping with a cheetah a second ago | |
| <LarryLongbow> Have you ever been bit by a hamster! arch | |
| <arch> yes LarryLongbow | |
| <LarryLongbow> it hurts! | |
| <begoniabol> my sister had a hamster arch, she was vicious (the hamster) | |
| <begoniabol> shed just charge at your hand and hang on it | |
| <plaaplaa> vicious sister | |
| <LarryLongbow> my hamsters bit harder than my cat! | |
| <arch> I don't even think they mean to either, they just have those tiny little hamster brains | |
| <begoniabol> she had to feed her with gloves | |
| <LarryLongbow> If my hamsters bit me there would be blood! But if my cat did it wouldnt! | |
| <birdo> Cats draw blood all the time and they're just goofing about | |
| <LarryLongbow> My first hamster behaved just liked that! begoniabol | |
| <LarryLongbow> turns out she was pregnant! and I got 3 more hamsters and then she calmed down! | |
| <arch> when it comes to larger cats I think it's more the bloodlust, or just the instinctual necessity to kill vulnerable things | |
| <arch> wouldn't trust it | |
| <begoniabol> oh wow LarryLongbow | |
| <begoniabol> what a surprise that mustve been | |
| <begoniabol> me neither arch, theyre wild animals | |
| <LarryLongbow> Yea they even said she was a male! so we gave her a male name! begoniabol | |
| <begoniabol> haha | |
| <LarryLongbow> Gusten! so she was renamed Gustina! | |
| <arch> you are right though it's probably not something you would really need to worry about for a possum though plaaplaa, at worst it could like eat one of your eyes out or something | |
| <seagull> that's p. bad | |
| <seagull> I wouldn't like that at all | |
| <arch> yea but better than death | |
| <LarryLongbow> There was a guy demonstrating how rarely they bite people! He was even sticking his finger into its mouth but it would just growl! | |
| <LarryLongbow> He said they very rarely bite unless they have rabies! | |
| <plaaplaa> arch by that logic like almost any and every pet could do that | |
| <plaaplaa> but comparing a panther to an opossum is stupid | |
| <plaaplaa> the other might nip at you | |
| <plaaplaa> the other one can literally kill you | |
| <seagull> I was cold on possums until 'habits' | |
| <arch> the comparison was cat to panther vs rat to possum | |
| <arch> not panther vs possum | |
| <LarryLongbow> I think I would prefer possum to rat! | |
| <arch> I imagine a possum is much more similar to a cat than it would be to a panther | |
| <LarryLongbow> but not if the rat could cook! | |
| <seagull> possums really aren't domesticated. | |
| <LarryLongbow> they are friendly creatures that growls I bet! seagull | |
| <seagull> they're wild animals | |
| <arch> yea I was just saying that I wouldn't feel comfortable trying to domesticate a wild animal for the most part | |
| <LarryLongbow> Seagulls too! seagull | |
| <arch> like the guy that domesticated that hippo and then was killed by it 15 years later or whatever | |
| <seagull> I don't know that there are many people trying to domesticate seagulls. | |
| <birdo> "In a world ruled by capitalism, cash is king! Use the money you gather to bribe enemies to fight for you, activate deadly traps with your dough, or unlock special abilities. This is the game where even a lvl 1 pleb can rule the world, if they have the money!" http://nisamerica.com/games/penny-punching-princess/ | |
| <LarryLongbow> Ive heard that pitbulls are extremely overrepresented in dogbites so Im not getting one! | |
| <arch> shameless birdo | |
| <birdo> It's from the Disgaea dues. Looks like an okay beat-em-up with some fun puzzle/bribe mechanics. Plus enemies are legit called plebs. | |
| <arch> oh I thought they were literally saying you can spend money to win the game | |
| <arch> like rmt money | |
| <seagull> naaahh | |
| <seagull> they're not activision | |
| <birdo> Nah, it's just a switch game. Money is just their idea of xp+currency | |
| <arch> the built in calculator seems cute | |
| <arch> looks like it plays like that dungeon rouge-like game with the guns, enter the gungeon or something like that | |
| <seagull> I was upset that 'enter the gungeon' didn't have more gunge in it | |
| <birdo> There's a VOD of a dude playing it, seems like there's some stuff going on. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ6AHDFDj9A Dunno if it'd get boring after a few hours though | |
| <arch> I'm really not a fan of getting locked into areas to fight sets of enemies, there was an "MMO" kind of game that did that and it got super boring real fast | |
| <arch> spiral knights | |
| <arch> I'm about to have finished 51 hours of work in about 12 hours, time to pad those hours! | |
| <birdo> Yay | |
| <plaaplaa> clearly not 51 hours of work then, is it | |
| <arch> well for a normal man plaaplaa | |
| <arch> we sell what we can sell otherwise we'd go out of business | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: nobody has missed anything for 3h 59min 50sec. Qípz, Ilga, ncn, Guts, et tu? played Golf It! for 2h 0min 56sec | |
| <DerSandmann> !lastplayed -1 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: 9h 0min 25sec ago, Topso played HuniePop (Lewd Friday) for 2h 22min 51sec | |
| <DerSandmann> !lastplayed -2 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: 11h 38min 3sec ago, Ramstrǫng played Vermintide 2 for 1h 13min 0sec | |
| <Ramstrong> piss | |
| <DerSandmann> >look up area where I grew up | |
| <DerSandmann> >2010 census | |
| <DerSandmann> The racial makeup of the village was 98.37% White | |
| <plaaplaa> daaamn | |
| <DerSandmann> that feedback | |
| <DerSandmann> best climate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humid_continental_climate | |
| <LarryLongbow> I live in that climate! DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> lewd http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1522988681401.webm | |
| <LarryLongbow> What meat is that! DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> brisket, or beef belly | |
| <LarryLongbow> its so juicy! | |
| <LarryLongbow> I would eat that! | |
| <begoniabol> offto bed, goodnight everyone | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <plaaplaa> horsedolphin dreams to you | |
| <begoniabol> koalas shitting on your face | |
| <plaaplaa> why are you so nasty | |
| <begoniabol> me?! | |
| <DerSandmann> its rinderbrust in German, but I dont know what it is in sweden LarryLongbow | |
| <LarryLongbow> oxbringa! DerSandmann | |
| <Artless> evenin | |
| <DerSandmann> Ah yep LarryLongbow | |
| <DerSandmann> med rotmos och pepparrot LarryLongbow | |
| <LarryLongbow> Im not a huge fan of rotmos! But I only know it from school! | |
| <DerSandmann> :O | |
| <LarryLongbow> Maybe homemade is tasty! | |
| <LarryLongbow> it doesnt sound so bad when looking at the ingredients! | |
| <plaaplaa> @Artless my baby | |
| <DerSandmann> something like Rökt oxbringa is good too LarryLongbow | |
| <DerSandmann> at family meetings | |
| <LarryLongbow> I bet! | |
| <Artless> A peanut m&m fell out of my hand, bounced on my desk and landed perfectly back in it as I sat down | |
| <plaaplaa> that's nuts | |
| <plaaplaa> :-DD | |
| <Artless> It'd have been better if it was a peanut butter m&m but I'm already through that bag of post-easter looting. | |
| <plaaplaa> DerSandmann we almost reached infinite energy there | |
| <birdo> time to DDR MAX.... TWO | |
| <Artless> In the end, we truly were Dance Dance Revolution Universe Three Chinese Music Special Edition | |
| <plaaplaa> @Artless how does this make you feel? https://youtu.be/jUISGNwEvt0 | |
| <Artless> Like I don't spend enough time enriching my life with experiences and instead have contented myself with simulations. | |
| <Artless> Speaking of | |
| <Artless> Videogames. | |
| <plaaplaa> did you do your interbiew thingy @Artless | |
| <plaaplaa> and how about the interview | |
| <Artless> It's set to occur on the 10th. | |
| <plaaplaa> have you prepared/sent them the cockatiel drawing? | |
| <Artless> No but it's available if needed. | |
| <plaaplaa> is it the comeback mechanic | |
| <plaaplaa> if the interview starts going downhill you just go | |
| <plaaplaa> "CHECK THIS SHIT OUT" | |
| <plaaplaa> and then they'll be all amazed | |
| <birdo> I am a sweatman. Send help | |
| <plaaplaa> I'm sending prayers your way | |
| <birdo> Thx you | |
| <DerSandmann> why sweatman | |
| <birdo> Did a 30 min endless ddr mode with my metal dancepad. I should have worked up to it from no exercise but I was excite | |
| <DerSandmann> you got a dancepad? | |
| <birdo> Yeah from cobalt flux (rip those guys). I found it in storage from college | |
| <DerSandmann> In 2011, the Cobalt Flux website went offline... | |
| <plaaplaa> but everything changed when the fire nation attacked | |
| <birdo> The good ol' days | |
| <Holkin> a- discord + coop? | |
| <Artless> hm? | |
| <Artless> I'm watchin | |
| <Artless> arch just damn near shat his intestines out | |
| <Artless> Rajneeshpuram | |
| <Artless> Oregon community built around the cult founded by Bagwan "Osho" Rajneesh | |
| <Artless> After the group was disbanded investigations concluded that the community at large was guilty of conspiracy to commit murder, attempted assassination of public officials, arson and domestic terrorism. | |
| <Fujiko> i kinda wanna play FC5, but I dont wanna join a game thats farther ahead than me lol | |
| <Fujiko> i mean, i cant join when theres someone in the game IIRC | |
| <Fujiko> alrighty ill play then | |
| <Fujiko> arch: reinvite me | |
| <Fujiko> >The party you are trying to join is in a game mode you are unable to join arch | |
| <Fujiko> Q. How do I invite my friend to play co-op? A. The invitation system is based on your platform friends list (PC, PSN, Xbox Live). You can invite one friend to join your game in co-op. | |
| <birdo> How about that us cult that was so bad police bombed an entire subdivision to defeat them | |
| <Fujiko> i wish i could play games with people :( | |
| <DerSandmann_> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann_: a has been playing Far Cry 5 for 1h 5min 52sec | |
| <DerSandmann_> who is this other man a- | |
| <DerSandmann_> your voice has changed Holkin | |
| <Fujiko> can someone get FC5 so i have someone to play with | |
| <DerSandmann> >hello comrade Holkin I am american as well comrade | |
| <DerSandmann> >holkin secures the booty | |
| <DerSandmann> where do you live now Holkin | |
| <DerSandmann> organ | |
| <DerSandmann> organ trail | |
| <DerSandmann> doesn't a- live in oregan too Holkin | |
| <DerSandmann> yo shit | |
| <DerSandmann> what area of oregano Holkin | |
| <Artless> You mean each city ghetto birdo? BOOM GOTTEM | |
| <DerSandmann> i met a- too Holkin | |
| <DerSandmann> what do you think about these plane takeoffs Holkin | |
| <Artless> Holkin's in Beaverton ain't you | |
| <DerSandmann> THE BALLS ARE INERT | |
| <Fujiko> what the fuck to do | |
| <Artless> The game disagrees a- | |
| <DerSandmann> artless are you oregano | |
| <Artless> I am washingmachine | |
| <Artless> Ballview, Washingmachine | |
| <DerSandmann> ballview | |
| <DerSandmann> wew | |
| <birdo> Nah these dudes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MOVE | |
| <birdo> Crazy ass afro cults | |
| <DerSandmann> ara ara | |
| <Artless> Oh those guys | |
| <DerSandmann> rip | |
| <DerSandmann> Fujiko, when mic | |
| <Fujiko> pls dont start | |
| <DerSandmann> has it ever stopped lad | |
| <Fujiko> im really not in the mood for this | |
| <DerSandmann> or fujiko has just a really deep manly voice | |
| <Fujiko> bad day | |
| <birdo> when the bullying is just right | |
| <DerSandmann> Bully so fucking deep birdo | |
| <birdo> Man, that twitch integration with discord is neat | |
| <birdo> Okay, what is happening in dis strem | |
| <birdo> That happens, we love him anyway though. | |
| <Stafta> This game didn't meet my expectations for political commentary | |
| <Stafta> 3/10 | |
| <birdo> Classic | |
| <Stafta> I wanted a mixture of a Jones Town Documentary and a Roland Emmerich movie | |
| <Stafta> 3/10 | |
| <Stafta> You see the Crowbcat Farcry 5/2 comparison? | |
| <Stafta> Well I mean the world of Farcry 5 is so much larger and more dense | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> >bitch about what's on stream >leave | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> why even come in | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> sigh | |
| <birdo> He was memeing | |
| <birdo> We should have memed back ;_; | |
| <Fujiko> FlippinKamikaze: its the same feeling i get when people post about how "youre a rapist because rape is wrong" in rape threads on /h/ | |
| <Fujiko> why the fuck even join? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> is... what is /h/ ? | |
| <Fujiko> hentai | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> ah, alright. fair point | |
| <Ramstrong> i'd like to see those people try to troll /d/ Fujiko | |
| <Fujiko> problem is the ones im referring to arent trolling Ramstrong, they literally are serious because they post reasons why. | |
| <Ramstrong> >trying to make any serious points on a porn sub-forum | |
| <Ramstrong> retards everywhere | |
| <birdo> This is the most left-field thing to get wonkled over | |
| <nogaems> oh people who join things they dont like to tell people they dont like it? that happens all the time, lol | |
| <birdo> Ramirez! Protect burgertown and get me a half-caf mochachinno | |
| <birdo> Ramirez! Fix my marriage! | |
| <Fujiko> nogaems: the point is | |
| <Fujiko> why bother? | |
| <Fujiko> do they think theyre gonna convert people? | |
| <birdo> autism and soapboxing | |
| <nogaems> who even knows | |
| <birdo> Though for real, just download the extension that turns 4chan threads into full screen slideshows | |
| <Fujiko> : ^) | |
| <nogaems> neat | |
| <nogaems> enjoy your spiderman, birdo | |
| <birdo> When everyone is a bitch, no one is a bitch | |
| <nogaems> wow, she didnt get tortured much | |
| <birdo> Look at this telling and not showing | |
| <birdo> GG writers | |
| <birdo> waaw | |
| <nogaems> haha | |
| <birdo> You can't bait computers, you silly billy | |
| <nogaems> GOTY | |
| <birdo> nice nostril ring | |
| <nogaems> pls | |
| <birdo> wow | |
| <birdo> was that the game? | |
| <Holkin> DerSandmann why this garmarna | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: a has been playing Far Cry 5 for 2h 15min 40sec | |
| <DerSandmann> wat | |
| <Holkin> DerSandmann the webm | |
| <birdo> Ooh, back in the day that many explosions would be reserved for the ending | |
| <DerSandmann> whats wrong with it frend | |
| <Holkin> nothing - but who would find them interesting other than me | |
| <Holkin> oh it's wsg | |
| <Holkin> nvm | |
| <birdo> so much room for activities | |
| <birdo> babby chain | |
| <DerSandmann> i need some good documentaries Holkin | |
| <birdo> thanks for strem you dorks | |
| <Holkin> DerSandmann https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfDa8tR25dk | |
| <nogaems> thanks lads | |
| <Artless> why security questions gotta be open-ended | |
| <Artless> like I dunno how I was feeling the day I filled this shit out maybe my favorite TV show at the time was Rugrats I don't know what the fuck kinda kick I'da been on | |
| <nogaems> haha | |
| <nogaems> having a million accounts sucks, every single thing seems to need an account now | |
| <Artless> Fuck you TD Ameritrade I'm not even sure I filled this shit out for you, Scottrade never asked me this kinda shit just to check my positions | |
| <nogaems> and every one needs to be different because "hackers" | |
| <nogaems> wew | |
| <a-> what happened artless? | |
| <a-> I also transitioned from scottrade to td ameritrade | |
| <outtis> :E | |
| <birdo> :$$$ | |
| <Artless> I'm just trying to get into my account to check my balances/positions but they apparently don't recognize this computer. | |
| <Artless> So they're asking me shit I either set up yeeeeeeaaaaars ago with Scottrade and never had to deal with, or they're asking me stuff that basically doesn't have an answer for it cause I've never seen this question in my life. | |
| <a-> I would say just go for your best guess | |
| <Artless> "What is your favorite TV show as a child" like motherfucker who has a straight answer for that shit every single time | |
| <a-> I do think the questioned I was asked is something I set up before | |
| <a-> dragonball z artless | |
| * DerSandmann checks artless's position | |
| <Artless> I just checked the mobile app and it didn't even fuckin bother me with that, my shit's basically exactly where it was at the last time I checked anyway. | |
| <birdo> unfortunate URL from ages past http://speedofart.com/ | |
| <nogaems> brrrrrrrap | |
| <Artless> It's down, DerSandmann, like everything. | |
| <a-> that's the nature of brokerage accounts artless, unless you make some risky plays | |
| <a-> like I did when I bought equal parts dell and vmware stock | |
| <a-> it was a bad result | |
| <DerSandmann> >buying dell | |
| <DerSandmann> >vmware | |
| <DerSandmann> kek | |
| <a-> I thought that the market would be happy they were going to combine | |
| <Artless> I kinda don't, I was more checking if I had any dividends I could reinvest I wasn't aware of | |
| <a-> it's not the first time I've made a poor investment decision DerSandmann, but I've made some good ones as well | |
| <Artless> And turns out, not really. | |
| <Artless> I did do that thing I told myself I wouldn't do and looked at the 52 week high and imagined what I could do with the remainder had I cashed out everything at that point | |
| <a-> most of the companies I'd want to invest in are private so that's pretty lame | |
| <DerSandmann> company I make software for is public a- | |
| <a-> oh yea you think they are worth the investment? | |
| <a-> I'm always looking for solid investments to broaden my portfolio | |
| <DerSandmann> also japan post bought out the other company I had stocks w\ | |
| <a-> what's the company name DerSandmann ? | |
| <DerSandmann> one I work for, or one that got bought out | |
| <a-> the one you work for | |
| <DerSandmann> We do all of the backend systems for https://www.mainfreight.com/global/en/global-home.aspx a- | |
| <a-> would you say that they are going to be affected by the failure of the TPP and the current "trade war" situation between the US and China? | |
| <birdo> logistics is good stuff. Construction is pretty positive outlook right now. Companies that serve concrete or just non-metals for construction are good | |
| <DerSandmann> logistics is gr8 | |
| <DerSandmann> affected 0% a- | |
| <a-> well I pretty much lost the last $1000 I invested, though really lost on stock market doesn't mean gone by any means, just I might not see return for the next 20-30 years | |
| <a-> if there's one thing I've learned over time, it's always invest and you'll win in the long run | |
| <a-> if you're interested in day trading at all @Artless the thinkorswim application provided by td ameritrade is actually pretty neat | |
| <a-> I'm not really, unless I can make an algorithm to autotrade for me, but I don't think it's feasible with my current situation, I just try to put some spare cash in every couple of months | |
| <a-> I think you have to have around $2m invested in order to draw ~60k a year | |
| <a-> idk if you get raped by capital gains at that point though | |
| <a-> I just want to not have to work anymore | |
| <DerSandmann> swiss have no capital gains | |
| <a-> well it doesn't really matter I doubt I'll ever get $2m without making something that goes viral or something | |
| <a-> well except maybe my retirement account might | |
| <birdo> I remember a few whitepapers about trading. They used stock information over the course of a year and built a script that bought and sold randomly. Every time they ran it, its year end gains beat seasoned traders. | |
| <a-> the application td ameritrade provides has a fake money mode that lets you play around with test investments | |
| <a-> my portfolio is getting fucked up by the recent downturn in the market I need a win | |
| <a-> I'm not worried about it, but it's always lame to lose money | |
| <birdo> Back during the start of this administration, people on hackernews were making minor riches on companies trump sasses on twitter. They always have an upswing after he lets up on them for his next target. | |
| <a-> do you guys think facebook is going to go back up? | |
| <birdo> There's a serious hate-train on facebook. They have enough capital to turn into whatever but it'll be a long road if this keeps up. | |
| <birdo> The press, other companies that provide the same services, advertisers, and even Zuck's original business partners are shit-talking facebook like it's a crimescene drug | |
| <a-> I don't think td ameritrade lets me trade MFT:NZ DerSandmann sadly | |
| <birdo> Tesla might be an option. They're having multiple shits hitting the fan right now that could make it affortable. | |
| <a-> people hated apple too but that didn't stop them from being top of the stock market | |
| <birdo> Just use Robin. Trades are free and shit. That's the system behind TwitchPlaysStocks | |
| <a-> eh already kinda locked into this brokerage, I think it'd be too much in fees to switch anywhere else | |
| <birdo> There's zero fees on robin | |
| <birdo> But use what you know | |
| <a-> doesn't really seem like tesla is all that low right now, they are also sort of an unsustainable business model at the moment | |
| <a-> I mean everybody wants a tesla but most people can't even afford them | |
| <a-> too bad spacex isn't public | |
| <a-> I like the concept of investing in companies I believe in | |
| <a-> and yes I do believe in dell they make quality PC hardware | |
| <DerSandmann> >dell | |
| <DerSandmann> >quality pc | |
| <a-> not desktops but their laptops are some of the best I've used | |
| <a-> I can't really say anything about their consumer stuff, but their business stuff is pretty high tier | |
| <a-> especially the software they package with it | |
| <birdo> Tesla has at least three shits hitting the fan and Musk is going to be forced to do some stuff he promised he wouldn't have too. I'd leave them be | |
| <a-> every other company bloats out everything with their software | |
| <birdo> But seriously, don't invest in software. There's too much disruption and shit changes too fast. Even though I think he's a tool, check out the kind of un-flashy shit Warren Buffet invests in. His team digs into the supply chain and finds companies that drive others down the line. Like truckstop eateries or granite and quartz suppliers. | |
| <a-> well I believe in tech companies as a whole, but yea I have plenty of money in freight, metals, etc. | |
| <a-> blue chips and such | |
| <birdo> I believe that nearly any tech company can have their entire product turned into a "learn drupal in 24 hours" tutorial a year after they go live. There's no physical value and the hype train is slowing. | |
| <birdo> Hence why the recent market corrections were made of dipping tech stocks | |
| <a-> well it's betting on what people will be interested in, to some extent, I mean when I invest in AMD it's because I believe in AMD as a company, if I would invest in Facebook it would be to try and ride the human capital train | |
| <a-> I just don't know if I'd be able to do it right to maximize values | |
| <a-> if I'd have known how to leverage DT getting elected with stocks I would have made a quick buck on that one | |
| <a-> I'm 3 for 3 on predicting presidents | |
| <a-> now I know to short the gun industry when a repub is elected | |
| <a-> and to invest when a dem is elected | |
| <birdo> Trumptrading is easy, watch his stupid twitter. Wait for him to piss on a company, wait for markets to react. Sell 2-3 days later when everyone swoops in on the deal and it beats the original high. | |
| <a-> well but I could have made big money on predicting his win though | |
| <birdo> Though would you really have expected that insane market rally after the election results? Ever since he's been elected the markets have been breaking records like mad. | |
| <birdo> Though lets see what the wisdombot has to say | |
| !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Crusader Kings 2 (technical difficulty stream) | |
| <Artless> It's just been following the trend line from 2009 onward though. | |
| <DerSandmann> when does usa become great again | |
| <Artless> Again? | |
| <DerSandmann> AGAIN | |
| <birdo> I don't doubt this is just a continuation of a trend but seriously, anything containing text, voice, or video was screaming how the sky was going to fall and we'd be forced to eat our dead to survive after the election. I didn't expect things to just carry on. | |
| <nogaems> it's the nu-religion. atheism became hip, people were like DURR NO GOD ECKS DEE, but were still conditioned to act religious | |
| <Artless> Fair enough, but I think it's pretty typical for every president's first year to experience a big upswing regardless of whatever they do since people decide arbitrarily that "this is how his policies will affect trade!" and they gamble their brains out on whatever the fuck. | |
| <nogaems> feminism is the new church, patriarchy is the apple, racism/sexis/xyzism are the new deadly sins, original sin is now being born a cis white male | |
| <nogaems> but we still need a satan | |
| <nogaems> we need evil satanic cultists | |
| <nogaems> hitler is the new satan, and they keep proping up people like trump as his apostles | |
| <nogaems> so i dunno, these fuckos are obsessed with finding a new hitler | |
| <birdo> I think it's more a matter that investors are semi-rational opportunists while we were upheaved with more Fear Unease & Dave we could handle in the bloody lead up to the election. | |
| <Artless> Also equally possible. | |
| <nogaems> lol | |
| <nogaems> ride the waves of autism to new stock highs | |
| <Artless> I mean investors will make money regardless, they don't have any actual stake in anything. | |
| <nogaems> investing to mee seems like making money out of nothing. not as bad as modern art though | |
| <nogaems> shit on a canvas, that will be $5M please | |
| <birdo> That said, I think last week was just the beginning of action for "equalizing trade with china". Investors called the president's bluffs but now it's turning into legit action and people are selling. | |
| <Artless> I'd have to look at actual trading stats to see if the volume traded in first term first years is significantly higher but I'd be surprised if it weren't | |
| <nogaems> I wish him well. Aus is being sold to china for pennies and it sucks | |
| <birdo> Man, I miss pelvis. He digitally died and it sucks. | |
| <nogaems> F | |
| <Artless> I miss Deerjesus | |
| <birdo> They were too ___ for this world | |
| <nogaems> ;-; | |
| <nogaems> someone | |
| <nogaems> somewhere | |
| <nogaems> thinks the same about you | |
| <nogaems> hey I wonder where artless and birdo are? | |
| <nogaems> i havent seen those guys in years! | |
| <nogaems> i hope they are ok ;-; | |
| <birdo> RIP me | |
| <Artless> I doubt it but that's a kind thought nogaems | |
| <birdo> Man, am I shallow for kinda hoping that at least someone would be all like "did that birbo died?" when I finally get fed up with dopelives and fuck off forever | |
| <nogaems> it will happen, i'd be more sad if it didnt | |
| <Artless> Nah it's not shallow to want to have made a connection with someone. | |
| <birdo> the most shallow | |
| <Artless> It's only shallow tomorrow you fuck off forever but come in with a slight name change asking "hey where's that birdo dude what did we all think of him" | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <Artless> "did we like him or love him more than our families" | |
| <Artless> "how many marriages would we end given the chance to meet up once more with him" | |
| <birdo> These are all important questions | |
| <birdo> This game name doesn't mess around https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Q_8DqaZPo&feature=youtu.be | |
| <Artless> Wow lies right in the title that's pretty bold | |
| <Artless> There's way more than just shapes and beats | |
| <Artless> But that looks like a Ska game, maybe a Greene game, and, perhaps depending on his mood, even a Qipz game. | |
| <Artless> Or a Soul game if he's so inclined | |
| <birdo> You have to be in a special mood for bullet hells | |
| * DerSandmann bullies nogaems | |
| <DerSandmann> i love bullet hells | |
| <DerSandmann> after drinking 1 litre of redbull | |
| <nogaems> oi cunt ill knock yer block off | |
| <Artless> Ey ey ey boys no rough housin | |
| <DerSandmann> ive never seen one of those coffee makers | |
| <DerSandmann> with the glass thing | |
| <birdo> I don't know if I want to test my config now https://i.imgur.com/PfwOBgT.png | |
| <DerSandmann> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee | |
| <Artless> A percolator Dersandmann? | |
| <DerSandmann> ye ive never seen a glass one like that | |
| <Artless> You can find siphon brewers like that if you look for em, they don't produce that much different a brew than a regular drip maker, they use the same principles. | |
| <DerSandmann> mmm | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: a played Far Cry 5 for 2h 19min 7sec, stopped 2h 19min 56sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <nogaems> 21h 40m to go H Y P E | |
| <Yadde> hoger | |
| <nogaems> lol what the fuck | |
| <birdo> Have you dudes ever seen one of these coffee makers in action? https://i.imgur.com/gkBSQHp.gif | |
| <DerSandmann> youtube shooter nogaems | |
| <Artless> Seattle, birdo, of course I have | |
| <nogaems> oh i know, but she got age restricted for that? lol | |
| <birdo> Does it make sounds? | |
| <birdo> Like bong sounds? | |
| <nogaems> taht better be some dank kawfea if it takes an hour to make | |
| <Artless> Yeah like a percolator does, some light sputtering | |
| <Lunki> looks like that would be some disgusting coffee | |
| <nogaems> quality content, DerSandmann | |
| <nogaems> also extremely spoop | |
| <Artless> It's fine, it's easy to fuck up though, as a lot of finicky methods are. Moka pots are another that can produce bitter, disgusting slime quite easily if the operator doesn't know how to use the tool | |
| <birdo> ew | |
| <DerSandmann> AGE RESTRICTED nogaems http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1523062024082.webm | |
| <nogaems> totally looks llike a dude there sheeit | |
| <Lunki> what a beautiful man | |
| <nogaems> I was gonna say i can see why they want to protect the children, but the whole men are now women thing is what they promote | |
| <nogaems> I dont even know anymore | |
| <Artless> Basically for any of the methods that need a direct burner the biggest mistake people apparently tend to make is just leaving it on the heat too long. Percolators, siphons, mokas, they're all methods that people tend to overextract with just by being inattentive. | |
| <IronBar> !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Section 8 Prejudice! (dodgy XBOX360 port edition) | |
| <Yadde> But Artless | |
| <Yadde> the best type of kofi is the one you can just start, then forget for 30 minutes and then come back and still drink it | |
| <birdo> Could this be the first time someone has gone postal due to an algorithm? | |
| <Artless> Probably why drip makers are the most popular and pervasive then, Yadde? | |
| <Yadde> I know I like those | |
| <Yadde> also there's nothing pervy in them | |
| <Artless> Yeh, my preferred method is french press but just have a drip maker currently | |
| <Artless> I like the french press cause I can use it for tea, or consomme if I'm feeling naughty, too | |
| <birdo> lewd | |
| <Yadde> >tune in to a HS stream after not watching it for a long time >first comment from the player is "He stole my best card and got lucky, and I haven't gotten lucky yet" | |
| <Yadde> I'm glad to see that nothing hasn't changed | |
| <ncn> NEW FUNKY MODE | |
| <IronBar> they also updated his nose | |
| <IronBar> NEW FUNKY NOSE | |
| <Yadde> I don't want to sound like a negative nelly | |
| <Yadde> but | |
| <Yadde> was that really a worthy topic of making a video? | |
| <Yadde> besides, Jazz has way better idle animations | |
| <DerSandmann> THE NOSE | |
| <DerSandmann> THE NOSE | |
| <IronBar> Yadde you're negative nelly about everything | |
| <Yadde> I try my best IronBar | |
| <Yadde> and he didn't even mention the nose | |
| <ncn> mothman has a contender, and he is called methman | |
| <ncn> open cloth | |
| <birdo> Haha | |
| <ncn> jesus christ what a butt gremlin spyro was | |
| <AndFergYou> Ello all | |
| <AndFergYou> IronBar, those replys | |
| <AndFergYou> derserved | |
| <AndFergYou> *deserved | |
| <IronBar> huh | |
| <IronBar> Did YouTube add 60fps support to 360p and 480p now | |
| <nogaems> whats going on with the password? give me the tldr i cant read | |
| <ncn> plain text pwd | |
| <nogaems> wait what | |
| <Yadde> nogaems, plaintext passwords that are visible to customer service, and then going all defensive with "We have the best security" when called out | |
| <IronBar> huh apparently 60fps on lower qualities is for vertical videos only and has been a thing for a few years already | |
| <nogaems> lol what the fuck even | |
| <ncn> >vertical video | |
| <ncn> more like vertical vide-NO | |
| <Yadde> >not knowing wich way to hold the camera | |
| <nogaems> man nobody but you should ever, EVER have a password. customer service? why the fuck do they need it except when changing it for you | |
| <nogaems> actually now that i think about it, im pretty sure aussie ISPs have you passwords in plain text, too | |
| <Yadde> nogaems, wasn't the tweet about an aussie branch? | |
| <Yadde> oh, no | |
| <Yadde> it was Austria | |
| <nogaems> kek, fritzl'd | |
| <birdo> Those are the same thing, imo | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <Yadde> I mean Iran, Iraq | |
| <Yadde> Austria, Australia | |
| <nogaems> i for real missread austria as australia all the time anyway | |
| <Yadde> so do I | |
| <Yadde> Because Austria isn't written like that at all in finnish | |
| <Yadde> It's Itävalta | |
| <ncn> austria is a bastardization of österreich anyway | |
| <Yadde> and the literal translate for that would be like, Eastpower | |
| <nogaems> bloody brittish and their insane bullshit | |
| <AndFergYou> Crusader Kings 2 free on steam atm | |
| <AndFergYou> (dlc not included) | |
| <Meryl> Morning chubs | |
| <AndFergYou> Meerrnign' Meryl | |
| <nogaems> good old mike | |
| <Meryl> 4 hours of work on a Saturday | |
| <Meryl> feels badgood | |
| <AndFergYou> How (bad/good) is Crusader kings 2 without dlc? | |
| <Meryl> Free game / 10? | |
| <Meryl> No idea but I installed it | |
| <AndFergYou> Free game is free game I know, but how much shinanigans shit happens without dlc | |
| <AndFergYou> I just remember seeing the screens of shit like flirting with the pope | |
| <Yadde> If you're not specifically looking to romance your pony, I think it's definetely worth a try or two with no DLC | |
| <Yadde> especially if you can get a friend to do it with you | |
| <Nadel> every time https://i.redd.it/oel4yoy3a8q01.jpg | |
| <AndFergYou> Is the in-game tutorial any good Yadde? Or best to search the web? | |
| <Yadde> I had trouble with figuring things | |
| <Yadde> I don't think that the game is THAT complicated, but there's not really like, "this is how you do shit" for dumdummies | |
| <Yadde> that's not north korea DerSandmann | |
| <Emix> what phone under 200 euro is ze best? | |
| <Yadde> that really depends on what you're planning on doing with it | |
| <Nutblox> Huawei, Emix | |
| <Nutblox> Most power | |
| <Yadde> yeah, I'd just probably get a Huawei that has a good battery if you're looking for something at that price range | |
| <Boomer> Under 200€? None of them | |
| <Nutblox> I bet me Huawei is better than whatever you have Boomer :v) | |
| <Yadde> Emix, I'd probably get either the Huawei Y6 or Honor 8 lite | |
| <Boomer> I have a samsung galaxy s4 and I still doubt you'll find a more powerful phone for <200€ | |
| <Boomer> New, mind you | |
| <Yadde> Boomer, I think the honor 8 lite has more power | |
| <Boomer> Honestly just throw in another 100-200€ and get something worth your money | |
| <Yadde> Boomer, like I said it REALLY depends on what he's planning on actually doing with the phone | |
| <Yadde> I would NEVER pay over 200e for a phone | |
| <Boomer> What | |
| <Emix> thanks! | |
| <Boomer> You really should | |
| <Yadde> why= | |
| <Yadde> *? | |
| <Emix> i could also get shitfaced and buy the latest iphone and wake up tomorrow like the worst human ever | |
| <Boomer> Because <200€ is going to be severely underpowered, poor build quality, and just not going to be worth your money. It's going to be a garbage phone | |
| <Nutblox> Ait u have 0.3gz more power than I do, that ain't too much | |
| <Emix> money is not the issue it's just that i dont want to spent 1000 euro on a phone | |
| <Yadde> Boomer, how many jiggawats do I need to call people then? :^) | |
| <Emix> only thing i do with it is calling, candy crush, podcasts and some youtube | |
| <Nutblox> Honestly, when u buy samsung you pay 100e extra for the brand | |
| <Boomer> See @Nutblox and my phone is 5 years old now and it still beats out your cheap stuff | |
| <Boomer> That's why you spend the extra money | |
| <Emix> what is this <+ii> thing? | |
| <Emix> havn't irced alot lately :) | |
| <Yadde> Boomer, I have a used phone I paid 40e | |
| <Yadde> it still works just fine | |
| <Boomer> Used is different | |
| <Yadde> the ONLY complaint I have on it is the shit battery | |
| <birdo> Emix, ii is a discord to irc relay | |
| <Yadde> Boomer, the only reason I bought this was because my OTHER cheap phone that I paid less than 200e new, I accidentally dropped pretty bad without a case and it split the screen | |
| <Yadde> if it wasn't for that, I'd still be using that one | |
| <Nutblox> I checked 300e phones, opted for 150e because there was no significant difference | |
| <Yadde> like I said Boomer, there's literally no reason to pay 500e for a phone if you just use it for calling people, checking the bus tables, and playing candy crush | |
| <Nutblox> My brother was adamant samsung is the one brand I shouldn't get due to his bad experiences | |
| <Boomer> Build quality and longevity are good reasons to spend the extra money | |
| <Yadde> only if you're shit at handling your phone Boomer :^) | |
| <birdo> I'm still bummed out that a modern, treble compatible android phone with replaceable battery, headphone jack, unlockable bootloader, and active custom ROM community is non-existent | |
| <Nutblox> My last huawei was for 5 years | |
| <birdo> I'm still rocking a phone from 2014 :\ | |
| <Yadde> besides, Huaweis aren't on the bottom of the barrel when it comes to quality | |
| <Yadde> sure, the cheaper ones aren't the best either | |
| <Yadde> but they're well above what you'd expect for the price | |
| <Boomer> I mean it's up to you what you want to do obviously but if you ask me I'll always recommend spending a bit more to push yourself above the "way too low" line | |
| <Yadde> Well Boomer you obviously have the phone for different use | |
| <Yadde> I mean for example you have Discord running on it 24/7 | |
| <Nutblox> I have discord, I browse daily and fap on me phone | |
| <Nutblox> All gud | |
| <Yadde> I only use my phone for faps when I want to watch 360 porn | |
| <Nutblox> >on me phone. hmmm | |
| <birdo> Though with modern phones you can't swap the battery at all. If you take shit care of it you'll get less that 2 years before it starts to die at 30% battery. | |
| <Yadde> I bought one of those shitty chinese glasses for phones to watch 360 videos with | |
| <Boomer> Mfw my phone right now is dying at 30% battery | |
| <Nutblox> I'd go buy one from clas ohlson but too embarassed Yadde | |
| <Boomer> In the 1h commute to work I'm down to 40% | |
| <birdo> But you can replace yours, right? | |
| <Boomer> Yeah and I have, this is the 4th battery | |
| <Yadde> mine's started doing that too | |
| <birdo> What a luxury | |
| <Yadde> but I've been using it to farm pokemons while charging | |
| <Boomer> They don't produce new batteries | |
| <Yadde> so I'm not wondering | |
| <Boomer> Which is garbage | |
| <Yadde> I had a shit battery to begin with, it's the one real complaint I have about this | |
| <Boomer> That's the worst part about replaceable battery, if they just produced new batteries for old phones then it'd be everything I want | |
| <Yadde> it's only 1440mha | |
| <birdo> That's pretty shit. Though you were able to defeat the machine for a good while. 5 years is dino time in terms of phones. | |
| <Boomer> Oh yeah for sure | |
| <Boomer> And the phone still works just fine except the battery | |
| <Yadde> Mine's about 2-3 years old | |
| <birdo> Due to tons of shit capitalist piggery the US never gets mid/lowrange phones that you guys love and repairs are nearly impossible. We're really pushed into spending $500+ every two years or so. | |
| <Boomer> Thankfully phones came into being a good while after the transistors got too small to reduce much anymore so phone cpus aren't as many leaps and bounds ahead as PC CPUs got in 5 years back in 1990 | |
| <Yadde> People also want to show their status with their phone birdo | |
| <Yadde> that's why there's so many apples with poor people | |
| <Boomer> >buy a PC in 1990 >try and use it in 1995 to play new games | |
| <Boomer> Ohhhhh buddy | |
| <Yadde> luckily consoles almost caught up to halt the progress of power demand in games Boomer | |
| <Boomer> They invented Wolfenstein and Quake in that fucking time span alone lmao | |
| <birdo> Yeah, it's lame though. If we can't replace the battery I'd really not want to pay the price for a good PC with replaceable parts. I'd love something like the Mi Max 2 in the states. | |
| <Boomer> Honestly I've only ever replaced PC parts once | |
| <Boomer> Upgraded the RAM on a shitbox many years ago | |
| <Boomer> Gave it a good year or 2 more life | |
| <Yadde> the only parts I've had to replace was GPU | |
| <Yadde> because they died | |
| <birdo> I've swapped out graphics cards or just get my 7 years out of a rig before rebuilding. | |
| <Boomer> But it was very nice that I was able to do that | |
| <AndFergYou> >magpies making racket outside >they're trying to eat a cigarette butt | |
| <AndFergYou> fukin hell | |
| <birdo> You should give them a light | |
| <Boomer> Just like it's very nice that I was able to insert a 64GB SD card in my phone to expand the fucking embarassing 16GB internal that I would never buy again now that I know | |
| <Boomer> Just like it's very nice that I was able to insert a 64GB SD card in my phone to expand the fucking embarassing 16GB internal that I would never buy again now that I know | |
| <Boomer> I still can't install apps on the SD card sadly but it lets me take pics and store files and such | |
| <birdo> The worst thing is that I want to get a new phone but fucking google is doing so much weird shit with android at the OS level that I can't get any of the current phones. | |
| <Boomer> (because samsung a shit) | |
| <Yadde> why can't you install on the SD? | |
| <Boomer> Because a shit | |
| <Yadde> I can do that on my Samsung | |
| <Boomer> They just disable the feature in the OS | |
| <Yadde> root it? | |
| <Nutblox> Because facebook and others are above that shit | |
| <Boomer> Well, to make that work you would 1. Need a device the manufacturer hasn't restricted this option on (which happens more than you might think). 2. Be running at least Android "Marshmallow" or newer and 3. Follow the instructions below. | |
| <Nutblox> They belong on the phone directly :v) | |
| <Boomer> I don't really want to root my phone | |
| <Yadde> I had my phone pre-rooted | |
| <Yadde> but I had to revert back because Pokemon didn't run on rooted phones | |
| <birdo> You can turn root on and off or uninstall the root after you edit your configs | |
| <Yadde> (also my bank app didn't work on rooted phones either) | |
| <birdo> Plus now you can use magisk that defeats any of those safetynet checks that prevents pokemon go or banking apps from working | |
| <Boomer> There's a reason those safety checks are in place | |
| <Yadde> but like I said that's pretty much all I use my phone for anyway besides actually calling people | |
| <Yadde> so I didn't see much reason to root it back | |
| <nogaems> phones are shit | |
| <Yadde> ^ | |
| <Boomer> And people always go crying to the bank when it turns out their rooted phone had a backdoor implemented by hackers that send your bank info | |
| <Yadde> Android was cool when it came out | |
| <Boomer> Rather than, you know, the actual problem | |
| <nogaems> shit memory, shitty built in batteries, shitty "protection, shitty bloatware | |
| <Yadde> it was like "HOLY SHIT MY PHONE IS ACTUALLY ALMOST LIKE A COMPUTER" | |
| <Yadde> now they're more hazardous than useful | |
| <nogaems> i think most of that is because in order to maximize profit, android has to be gimped as fuck | |
| <nogaems> so rather than let us be safe and secure, shit is never updated, locked in garbage | |
| <birdo> It depends on what you're wanting to do. I just use root for editing the host file. Enable /system-less root, run ad-away (the su prompts for root permissions for the specific ad-away process), disable root. | |
| <birdo> bada-bing bada-boom | |
| <nogaems> lol you cant even edit hosts without root? | |
| <Yadde> skedaddle dii skedaddle doo, make my phone less like poo | |
| <nogaems> lol | |
| <Boomer> The never updated thing isn't actually Android's problem, it's the garbage CPU manufacturer shaking down corporations for money for new drivers | |
| <Yadde> ARM? | |
| <Yadde> or whatever the company is that makes them | |
| <birdo> Though the real hotness is if your phone has twrp support and posted kernels. Then you can make full backups and compile clean android builds for your phone. | |
| <nogaems> fair point | |
| <Boomer> Here's a read on it | |
| <Boomer> It's not actually google/samsung trying to screw you over this time | |
| <Nutblox> Linux phones when | |
| <birdo> It's qualcom | |
| <Boomer> Nutblox, I.... | |
| <ncn> iMusk when | |
| <Boomer> Yeah and Qualcomm are trash but everyone has to use them | |
| <Yadde> what would happen if Intel or AMD started making CPU's for phones? | |
| <birdo> The android project is pushing the kernel version up so fast all of a sudden old hardware is getting left in the dust with no way to build. And now this project treble memory/partition reorg is fucking over most architectures so even more phones are stuck pre-oreo. | |
| <Boomer> They do already | |
| <Boomer> It's just they're fucking expensive and nobody uses them | |
| <Yadde> what phones have them? | |
| <Boomer> Not many | |
| <ncn> gimme an old-school style flip phone that can do whatsapp and i'm set | |
| <Yadde> what about AMD? | |
| <birdo> Fucking intel >release an IoT developer kit >push it hard, even go as far as funding a reality show about it >kill it after 3 years because investors | |
| <nogaems> capitalism hoooo | |
| <Yadde> what even is WIMAX? | |
| <nogaems> planned obsolescence is a cunt too | |
| <birdo> Just another wide-area wireless system. Think wifi for for an entire village with one antenna | |
| <nogaems> sounds like garbage tbh | |
| <birdo> The new hotness is LoRaWAN tho | |
| <Yadde> Birdo, I know it's a 4g system | |
| <Yadde> because it was mentioned with LTE | |
| <Yadde> but I've never heard of it | |
| <Boomer> All wifi has been garbage forever, it's slowly been getting less garbage over time though | |
| <Yadde> Good thing there's next to no people in Finland, so it's even less garbage in here | |
| <Yadde> also >people referring to 4g as "wifi" | |
| <birdo> you people and your fast cellular data | |
| <Yadde> the ISP's in finland are becoming more and more ass though | |
| <Yadde> with streamlining their plans | |
| <ncn> smoking out up and coming rivals by undercutting themselves | |
| <ncn> *cough* elisa *cough* | |
| <Lunki_> ^ | |
| <Lunki_> elisa did that here, kept dropping prices until they oversold | |
| <Yadde> or "accidentally" snipping cables and then forcing people to use high speed high cost 4g | |
| <Yadde> *cough* telia *cough* | |
| <Yadde> or just being overall pretty bad in terms of quality | |
| <Lunki_> and everyone changed to more expensive operators because elisa didnt actually have the infrastructure to keep services up | |
| <Yadde> *cough* DNA *cough* | |
| <DerSandmann> thought Finland's 4g was amazing | |
| <Yadde> DerSandmann, it is | |
| <Yadde> but ISP's are getting REALLY greedy with money, and only offering high speed high cost plans | |
| <Yadde> or absolute shit, for those who don't want the 100/100 for your phone | |
| <Yadde> also fucking elisa with the "ads unless you pay us more" policy | |
| <Nutblox> I should've paid more | |
| <Nutblox> Now my number is eternally looping in some shitty marketing offices | |
| <Lunki_> I do enjoy getting 10mb/s from steam now tho | |
| <Yadde> I'm still not getting past 6mb/s | |
| <Yadde> even when I pay for the 100 | |
| <Lunki_> I got 11.6 peak on steam | |
| <Nutblox> Vaihteluväli Yadde :v| | |
| <ncn> the speeds they sell are always "up to", never promising constant speeds | |
| <Yadde> well you live closer to the centrum, Lunki_ | |
| <Yadde> Nutblox, it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for the fact that I never wanted this | |
| <Yadde> I was perfectly happy with the 50/50 | |
| <Nutblox> Yeh | |
| <Yadde> until I got this shitty note in my mailbox saying "lol, you now have 100/100 and you also pay more for us, no turning back" | |
| <Nutblox> Capitalism ho | |
| <Yadde> so in the end I get no benefit, because I'm not in the actual city area | |
| <Yadde> but have to pay more | |
| <LarryLongbow> Im trying to remember that old rock song were hes yodeling in the intro! Very famous song! | |
| <ncn> hocus pocus by focus? larrylongbow | |
| <Yadde> >this is supposed to be 100/50 | |
| <LarryLongbow> thats the one! ncn thanks! | |
| <Yadde> >barely getting better DL than with my old plan | |
| <birdo> All of the cranberries | |
| <ncn> that doesn't rhyme with fun https://i.redd.it/311zuv8pndq01.jpg | |
| <arch> splatfest and salmon run are open | |
| <ncn> yadde you're the resident macaron box wizard, what are the hottest hacks to make it delicious | |
| <arch> +1 for baseball | |
| <birdo> splatatatatatatatatatatatata | |
| <Yadde> ncn, most people in here would consider my box "bland" | |
| <Yadde> I just use a mixture of eggs, water and milk, onionsoup and meatcube in it | |
| <Yadde> and a thick layer of cheese on top | |
| <ncn> what kind of cheese | |
| <Yadde> good finnish mundane cheese | |
| <Yadde> just don't use kermajuusto | |
| <ncn> grated, before oven? | |
| <arch> +2 for baseball | |
| <Yadde> grated or slices, wichever you prefer | |
| <ncn> hmmm, interesting | |
| <arch> I'm surprised to see people actually trying for splatfest | |
| <Yadde> I actually use slices because it's less hassle to do | |
| <Yadde> and it helps keep the macaroni moist below it because it forms a good layer on top of it | |
| <arch> those soccer boys think they can beat the japanese-us alliance in baseball, I think not | |
| <birdo> There's nothing more american than baseball and buttsex | |
| <ncn> apple pie, lack of gun control | |
| <birdo> My favorite baseball video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmvL2RinuKw | |
| <ncn> and buttsex was a greek thing long before the yanks | |
| <arch> that game is some pretty fast paced action that actually isn't too bad in handheld mode | |
| <Yadde> pesäpallo >>>> baseball | |
| <Yadde> fite me | |
| <maduin> not gonna fite | |
| <maduin> its true | |
| <maduin> more tactical | |
| <Yadde> a LOT more tactical | |
| <arch> whats pesapallo? | |
| <Yadde> arch, finnish baseball | |
| <arch> what's it like? | |
| <Yadde> fundamentally it's the same, but there are some key differences in it | |
| <Yadde> there's a back foul area too | |
| <arch> oh weird field | |
| <arch> I like it | |
| <Yadde> so you can't just swing with all your might to make it fly as far as possible | |
| <maduin> so hitting with all your might is not good thing | |
| <Yadde> also the pitcher stands next to the batter and pitches upwards | |
| <Yadde> and if you catch the ball so that it doesn't hit the ground, everyone who moved out of their bases are removed, but they don't count as "outs" | |
| <Yadde> it just empties the field | |
| <Yadde> IF they left the base | |
| <Yadde> so it's sometimes better to just catch it, and immediately drop it and then take the ball so that the field isn't emptied | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> When was the last time you went outside? | |
| <Yadde> because you want the runners to be there, so you can out them | |
| <arch> ah but home runs are nice and the field is so big they are generally pretty hard to hit and all that field space develops the mid and backfield game which I feel like are the most important part of the game | |
| <arch> or enjoyable anyway | |
| <ncn> some professional pesäpallo batters hit the ball right at the ground and make it bounce like fuck to eliminate the chance for outs | |
| <arch> watching someone get a double out | |
| <arch> ah that sounds like a nice mechanic | |
| <Yadde> also arch. the field looks like that because they decided to make each base be farther from the previous one in terms of distance | |
| <Yadde> so the distance from home to first base is the shortest | |
| <arch> those outs sound like a bitch for the batter | |
| <Yadde> and the distance from the thrid to home is the longest | |
| <Yadde> unlike in baseball where each distance is the same | |
| <arch> I think I'd like to see it played sometime, just to see how it is | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> check the oven! | |
| <Yadde> there's a videe that seems to explain the basics | |
| <maduin> its kinda dying sport | |
| <arch> man that thin field, must take a pretty skilled hitter | |
| <maduin> for example football or volleyball has taken a lot of players | |
| <Yadde> well football and volleyball are played on national level | |
| <arch> is it unisex or are they just showing male and female players | |
| <Yadde> only finland plays pesäpallo | |
| <maduin> not unisex but honestly it can be played like that | |
| <arch> ooo I don't care for that vertical pitcher | |
| <Yadde> arch, I prefer vertical | |
| <Yadde> but not when I'm the picher, and the guy batting is known for his raw power | |
| <arch> why not just have the pitcher stand on the mound since their kind of is one? | |
| <arch> oh maybe that was just the one field | |
| <Yadde> at the middle of the field? | |
| <Yadde> think that's just a logo | |
| <Yadde> also if you miss your third swing, you can still try and run | |
| <Yadde> sometimes when you know a pitcher prefers tolppas, "high pitches", you can just gamble and not swing and start running as soon as the ball is loose | |
| <Yadde> higher pitches are harder to hit because it's harder to judge when the ball comes back | |
| <arch> is there a maximum height? | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <Yadde> but the higher you pitch, the more likely it is to be a "wrong" pitch that wouldn't land on the plate | |
| <arch> has someone ever just pitched it like 30m into the air? | |
| <arch> that'd be a pretty neat ability | |
| <Yadde> also most of the time the backer areas of the fields are not walled | |
| <Yadde> so a good horizontal bat can make the ball go in a really shitty place behind a bush or things | |
| <ncn> you may also feint pitches by not letting go of the ball to bait runners into leaving their bases | |
| <Yadde> yeah, when the batter is on the third swing you can fake a pitch to lure the people who are trying to steal | |
| <ncn> much more tactic in pesis than in baseball | |
| <arch> they get runners out by getting the ball to the base? | |
| <arch> I was a little confused by rules coming by in quick succession | |
| <arch> while trying to keep up with chat | |
| <Yadde> yeah, you get an out by getting the ball to the base they're running for | |
| <arch> ah ok nice | |
| <Yadde> like in baseball | |
| <arch> can you also get them out via touching with ball? | |
| <Yadde> also IIRC touching counts too if you're out of a base | |
| <arch> cool, well it sounds like it'd be worth watching a game sometime, maybe if I visit finland one of these years | |
| <Yadde> also the balls are a lot more bouncy than baseballs | |
| <Yadde> and the field is usually a hard sandy field | |
| <arch> they are rubber? | |
| <ncn> depends on the ball, adults and kids play with different balls | |
| <arch> hard sandy field sounds like it could be pretty rough for runners | |
| <arch> it did seem like they were suited up pretty good though | |
| <arch> well I guess that's true of baseball too | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Good morning fuckos | |
| <arch> but it looked like those guys were diving pretty hardcore | |
| <birdo> mornan dork | |
| <Yadde> also arch https://youtu.be/P5j7LyF8mSM?t=307 | |
| <Yadde> you can see here how the guy who's defending the second base on the right goes to catch the ball, while the other guy realises to go defend the base | |
| <Yadde> also here's a pretty high pitch https://youtu.be/P5j7LyF8mSM?t=341 | |
| <arch> so in that bit the guy hit the ball and it flew and the catcher dove for it before it hit the ground, but she still had to get it to base for the runner to be out? | |
| <Yadde> the ball did hit the ground right in front of him | |
| <arch> ah ok | |
| <Yadde> but yeah, if it didn't you'd still need to throw it to the base to get an out | |
| <arch> it's hard to spot where the ball is going | |
| <Yadde> it's jus the quality of the video | |
| <arch> yea I think you're right, I have this problem watching golf on sd as well | |
| <arch> glad they started doing HD on sports channels here | |
| <arch> though they only put the big games on the free public stations | |
| <arch> like the world series etc. | |
| <arch> baseball doesn't draw the crowd it used to either | |
| <Yadde> also in baseball it's up to the players to keep up with the game | |
| <arch> in shear numbers there's probably more baseball fans now than ever, but just the percentage of the population that likes the game enough to watch it has decreased pretty significantly | |
| <Yadde> if the pitcher makes a good pitch and the batter misses it, the pitcher is allowed to make a second pitch as soon as he can | |
| <arch> it used to be king of american sports | |
| <arch> but w/e | |
| <DerSandmann> good version https://youtu.be/3qTk__ZqpUA | |
| <arch> it's a fun game in my mind, and the finnish version also looks pretty fun | |
| <Yadde> like you can see here how the batter stumbles on his first swing, and the pitcher tries to get the advantage of it by pitching right away again https://youtu.be/5B4yAEgx-P8?t=149 | |
| <arch> it's too bad they need so many players, I think it'd be nice to play again | |
| <arch> it'd be nice to see more casual sports | |
| <DerSandmann> like e games | |
| <DerSandmann> wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww | |
| <DerSandmann> how could you not like baseball arch | |
| <arch> that is a hell of a throw DerSandmann | |
| <arch> I like baseball | |
| <DerSandmann> I wish I could throw a baseball | |
| <arch> you can? | |
| <DerSandmann> again that is | |
| <DerSandmann> not really anymore arch | |
| <IronBar> !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Overwatch (part 2 electric boogaloo) | |
| <arch> throw out your elbow? | |
| <IronBar> urlo | |
| <IronBar> Just give the pitcher a crossbow | |
| <DerSandmann> I ripped my ULC arch - it's THE throwing ligament | |
| <DerSandmann> err UCL | |
| <ncn> rip | |
| <arch> ouch that sucks | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> peanut butter! | |
| <arch> how'd you manage that? | |
| <IronBar> That will fix it | |
| <Yadde> time to be a leftie DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> I've had a tommy john arch | |
| <Nadel> time to be a leftist | |
| <arch> idk what that means | |
| <DerSandmann> NSFL arch https://youtu.be/wvYaQB2bFUs | |
| <birdo> Mmmm | |
| <arch> looks like a pretty clean procedure on this video, seems like good work, probably on a cadaver or something right? | |
| <arch> well at least you made it out with your arm and you probably have most of your function right? | |
| <DerSandmann> nah that's a person arch | |
| <DerSandmann> I have a video tape of mine somewhere | |
| <arch> ah ok interesting | |
| <nogaems> that sounds like jupiter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3fqE01YYWs | |
| <Holkin> arch | |
| <Holkin> I love how every time you pointed out how damanged the plane was getting, it was because you were shooting at our own plane | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh wow it really does! nogaems | |
| <arch> lol that's when I noticed it, I didn't shoot the plane that much | |
| <Yadde> Get some toast and tea and get ready to enjoy them >lick DerSandmann's NSFL link | |
| <Yadde> suddenly I'm not that hungry anymore | |
| <nogaems> eww | |
| <DerSandmann> mate I labeled it | |
| <Yadde> I know | |
| <Yadde> and I'm not blaming you | |
| <Yadde> and I don't really get a long period of nause on it or anything | |
| <Yadde> I usually just get a slight, brief feeling of lightheadiness from stuff like that | |
| <Yadde> but it passes pretty fast | |
| <birdo> better stream until your appetite comes back | |
| <LarryLongbow> What are they doing exactly! DerSandmann | |
| <Yadde> I mean I'm supposed to be a medic who has put the needle for intravenous therapy on someones hand | |
| <DerSandmann> the tendon is ripped so they drill some holes and put a new one LarryLongbow | |
| <Yadde> also when it happens to yourself, it's not as nauseating | |
| <Yadde> because you're too busy feeling the pain | |
| <DerSandmann> i dont mind needles | |
| <Yadde> neither do I | |
| <LarryLongbow> Why is there no blood! | |
| <Yadde> I learned pretty young that the less you squirm when there's needles involved, the less pain there is and the less uncomfortable it feels | |
| <LarryLongbow> If you have phobia for needles you should donate blood because then you will get exposed to needles every 3 months and that will cure your phobia! | |
| <birdo> Just start doing heroin | |
| <LarryLongbow> Im not scared of any of that! But seeing wet clothes on a person gives me shivers! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Anyone else gets that! | |
| <birdo> wat | |
| <Yadde> I've heard of it LarryLongbow | |
| <LarryLongbow> and if someone gets a snowball in the neck! | |
| <DerSandmann> they put one of those blood restriction wraps on the arm LarryLongbow | |
| <Yadde> also what's that one phobia about cavities on skin? | |
| <nogaems> tourniquet? | |
| <Murgasmos> Hoil | |
| <ncn> trypophobia | |
| <DerSandmann> yea nogaems | |
| <LarryLongbow> the one with holes! | |
| <nogaems> trychtophobia or trypohphia, isnt it Yadde? | |
| <LarryLongbow> thats a wierd phobia! | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <arch> man snowball in the neck suuucks | |
| <nogaems> Trypophobia is a proposed phobia (intense, irrational fear, or anxiety) of irregular patterns or clusters of small holes or bumps | |
| <Murgasmos> >join chat >fucking weirdos talking about that phobia with holes | |
| <Murgasmos> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <nogaems> well that's not skin but close | |
| <LarryLongbow> imagine if it was an evolutionary trait! there was some ancient monster of some kind that used to kill humans and you would recognize it with those holes! | |
| <ncn> talking about trypophobia NSFW <https://imgur.com/a/krm8U> | |
| <Holkin> Murgasmos how's torsion life | |
| <Yadde> I don't like them either, but that's mostly due to them being usually associated with insect hives | |
| <nogaems> HOLES.manga.tiff.nope.fap | |
| <Murgasmos> It's pretty good Holkin, haven't had phantom torsion for atleast 5 months now | |
| <Holkin> n i c e | |
| <Holkin> kidney stone life isn't as luxurious | |
| <Murgasmos> Don't worry, I'll probably join you for kidney stone life soon as well | |
| <Murgasmos> Too many sodie pops | |
| <DerSandmann> too satly Holkin | |
| <nogaems> wait whats a phantom torsion? | |
| <Murgasmos> Pretty much all I'm missing is kidney stones and prostate cancer | |
| <DerSandmann> >phantom torsion | |
| <nogaems> knock on wood | |
| <Holkin> Murgasmos never enough sodie pops | |
| <nogaems> but what if the sodie is too cold? | |
| <Murgasmos> That's like the phantom limb pain, but you feel it on your balls after having testietwister nogaems | |
| <nogaems> oh damn | |
| <DerSandmann> Murgasmos, I got banged really good in the butt and thought I twisted my testes | |
| <birdo> lewd | |
| <nogaems> i get phantom nut pain after one of my knackers got rekt, testicle doctor man is like shit's fine | |
| <Murgasmos> DerSandmann don't worry, when you do The Twister™ you will know for sure | |
| <nogaems> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOTEHRLAND | |
| <nogaems> y is testicle hurt and size of red april | |
| <Murgasmos> RIP | |
| <Murgasmos> DIY vasectomy | |
| <Kreggur> you'll never have testicular torsion if you simply get rid of one of your testies | |
| <Murgasmos> What if you get twisties on your other testie then Kreggur | |
| <nogaems> flawless logic | |
| <LarryLongbow> Do people get turned on by that! ncn | |
| <Kreggur> what would it twist with Murgasmos | |
| <ncn> i bet they do larry | |
| <nogaems> you can get a single torsion, too | |
| <Murgasmos> Kreggur testietwistie isn't actually one testie twisting around the other, it's one twistie doing a loop with the semen ducts and basically hanging itself | |
| <nogaems> actually i think most are singular anyway | |
| <Murgasmos> I had testietwistie on just one testie | |
| <DerSandmann> just fap, she'll be right Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> >tfw even your balls want to kill themselves | |
| <Kreggur> oh, I thought they crossed eachother | |
| <LarryLongbow> Ive heard its painful! Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> Nah, I think that's real rare Kreggur | |
| <Murgasmos> It is LarryLongbow | |
| <LarryLongbow> how did you achieve that! | |
| <Murgasmos> >achieve | |
| <nogaems> lol Kreggur | |
| <Holkin> pain is an accomplishment | |
| <Murgasmos> I was just sitting down, then I got up and got torsion | |
| <LarryLongbow> thats scary! | |
| <Murgasmos> IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANY OF YOU AT ANY TIME | |
| <LarryLongbow> I hope it doesnt happen to me! | |
| <LarryLongbow> How painful is it exactly! | |
| <nogaems> some people are just unlucky, some have special ball physiology that makes it more likely | |
| <Murgasmos> But nah, if you're not young you're pretty much safe for some reason. Nobody knows what causes it, but for some reason if it happens, it tends to happen by your twenties | |
| <LarryLongbow> not after twenty then! | |
| <Murgasmos> LarryLongbow extremely painful (4U) for a short amount of time, then the oxygen gets cut off and you feel pretty numb for a while until the necrosis starts setting in | |
| <LarryLongbow> you get a zombie testicle! | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahha | |
| <Murgasmos> Fuck | |
| <nogaems> lol | |
| <LarryLongbow> What do they do! Take it out! | |
| <DerSandmann> man Murgasmos | |
| <nogaems> if you wait too long. i think you have a few hours before it's dead | |
| <ncn> can you become a necromancer with a zombie testicle | |
| <Yadde> seeding zombies | |
| <Murgasmos> Nah, they open up your balls and then they unknot it. Then they staple it to the side of your balls to stop it from doing the twisties again LarryLongbow (except I started getting the twisties the day after I got out of the hospital) | |
| <Murgasmos> I think it's like 24 hours and then it's pretty much unsaveable nogaems | |
| <Yadde> jesus, that word though | |
| <Yadde> twisties | |
| <Yadde> twisties on cumsies | |
| <Murgasmos> testietwisties | |
| <ncn> are there titty twisties | |
| <nogaems> oh fug double twistie | |
| <LarryLongbow> if it dies do they take it out or do they just leave it in there! | |
| <Yadde> you've watched too much topso streams | |
| <nogaems> you always have to remove necrotic tissue my dude | |
| <Murgasmos> Probably amputate it LarryLongbow, since it's dead tissue | |
| <ncn> ain't been any titties in topso strems yet >:T | |
| <Yadde> dead tissue is never good | |
| <LarryLongbow> Do they put in a fake ball so it doesnt feel wierd! | |
| <Yadde> IIRC necrosis can spread | |
| <nogaems> hahaha | |
| <Holkin> Murgasmos thankfully renal stones don't have testes-threatening implications | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahaha | |
| <LarryLongbow> you know like people get fake eyes etc! | |
| <Holkin> Yadde it sure does | |
| <Holkin> and it smells fucking disgusting | |
| <nogaems> yeah necrosis goes sepctic, which kills nearby tissue. also if bacteria getsi n there there's no immune defense | |
| <Holkin> Murgasmos will get sepsis | |
| <Murgasmos> They actually probably do, put like a prosthetic ball in there | |
| <ncn> sbepis | |
| <Murgasmos> Bepsis | |
| <LarryLongbow> a fake ball you can decide which size and what colour etc even glowing ones that glows through the skin! | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahahha | |
| <nogaems> probably depends on your insurance and if it covers fake nuts | |
| <nogaems> fukkin ayyy | |
| <Murgasmos> Nah nogaems, this is Finland lad | |
| <Murgasmos> Probably paid for by glorious free healthcare | |
| <nogaems> he'ds got one testigle :-DDD | |
| <Murgasmos> Though luckily I didn't have to amputate one and get LED balls regardless of whether it's free | |
| <Murgasmos> nogaems we called a guy in our class way way back Cyclops because he had one ball :-DD | |
| <LarryLongbow> In sweden you can get paid by the state for a scar you have! That is super wierd to me! | |
| <nogaems> hahaha | |
| <ncn> i'd lacerate my peener if it meant i'd get a bionic donger paid by the government | |
| <nogaems> money for a scar? wtf | |
| <Murgasmos> VIBRATING PROSTHETIC DONGER | |
| <Murgasmos> It's red so it goes faster | |
| <ncn> with a spinning tip n shiet | |
| <LarryLongbow> yea if you get like a harry potter scar from an accident and you really sad about it, you get compensated by the state! nogaems | |
| <nogaems> how the fuck does sweden even afford to operate | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> streamers: do you think it's worth me doing side missions in games where it has absolutely no impact on the story/game off stream? | |
| <LarryLongbow> what missions exactly! | |
| <Yadde> are we talking ME? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yes we are lmao | |
| <Yadde> rofl | |
| <nogaems> i dont know, the whole game is ok | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> because I realised that those sleepy fucking missions killed the stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but I think we're almost done with them so | |
| <Yadde> it really depends on how much time you're planning on spending on then in succession | |
| <Yadde> doing the odd sidequest during the main story isn't bad | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I got one more to do really and then back to main story | |
| <birdo> Depends if people are digging the strem. If the peeps are lovin' it, go for all the contents | |
| <LarryLongbow> if they not entertaining and you dont like them dont do them I say! | |
| <Yadde> but if it's 5 hours of just scanning and probing, then no | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh god yeah Yadde when it comes to resource gathering in ME2 I'll do that off stream | |
| <LarryLongbow> What does ME stand for! | |
| <LarryLongbow> mass effect! | |
| <LarryLongbow> I knew it! | |
| <DerSandmann> mass erect | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Sorry FE | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Freddie Effect | |
| <LarryLongbow> can you play as Freddie Kruger! | |
| <LarryLongbow> oh its Freddy Krueger! | |
| <nogaems> fereddie kruger, invades your dreams to sing well and suck your cock | |
| <Murgasmos> So dopecon on 24th - 26th of August? | |
| <Emix> FYI i bought a samsung j3 | |
| <Qipz> I can hear it Guts | |
| <LarryLongbow> I hope you have strawberries and cream! | |
| <Emix> i hate this ii guy | |
| <LarryLongbow> Röda Ulvens Surströmming! | |
| <Emix> surströmming lol. hade it once in our cabin up in bollnäs | |
| <birdo> You can put ii on ignore then | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Hear what Qipz | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Princes of the universe? | |
| <LarryLongbow> I bet the smell is the worst part but its probably not as bad as people say! Emix | |
| <LarryLongbow> I dont like fish in general but Ive heard its just slimey fish you put on your tunnbröd! Emix | |
| <birdo> livelive | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I made 3 of these shitty edits | |
| <LarryLongbow> I think his mustache works without him looking like a pedophile! | |
| <LarryLongbow> maybe because hes so well known! | |
| <LarryLongbow> works on Magnum as well! | |
| <birdo> I dunno. He used to wear a leotard and hipthrust a bunch during concerts | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> he just wants to bang ayys birdo | |
| <Boomer> >we found new jobs that match your profile NOT ANYMORE :meowtears: | |
| <LarryLongbow> A job well done! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaK3-R6WsAAYylH.jpg | |
| <Ezid> Oh yeah, how's the job going @Boomer ? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but i'm not doing more streams until i'm actually a streamer, feels unfair that I keep asking and taking up slots | |
| <Boomer> It's going great, second day was yesterday and I got my code merged into test branch | |
| <Boomer> And the people there are great | |
| <Ezid> Awesome! What's the project? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Morning | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Oh sweet boomer, grats | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> boomer becoming big time | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> we gonna make it breh | |
| <Boomer> I'm currently working on a web application to replace microsoft access VBA scripts | |
| <LarryLongbow> trying to come up with a good word for a streamer that isnt a streamer yet! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >switching between irc and discord mid sentence | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what the fuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 200 IQ | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Aka whatever I tab to first | |
| <Boomer> The code I got merged was adding a slightly customized jquery querybuilder to the front end | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Good shit | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I just finished practice week myself, starting for realsies monday. | |
| <Boomer> But it's a low priority project just to get me used to their code bases | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> god damn we all growing up | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> we will be all old grumpy men soon | |
| <Boomer> It's so weird | |
| <Volume-> >soon | |
| <Ezid> Yeah, still nice to already have something ready though. When I started on this project it took a few days to be familiar enough | |
| <Volume-> NIGGA FUCK YOU | |
| <Boomer> When next dopecon volume | |
| <Volume-> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: | Game: | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Boomer> Not that dopecon | |
| <Volume-> Mini dopecon? | |
| <Boomer> The one for cool popular people | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> circlejerkcon | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >have a girlfriend I live with >have a full time job >have at least decent hygine | |
| <Boomer> Stockholmcon | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what a wfucking world | |
| <Dopefish__lives> who wouldve known | |
| <Qipz> we had a CJcon in belgium last year | |
| <Qipz> it was nice | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> who woulda funk | |
| <Volume-> Gonna be tough for a bit, next 2 weeks, then after that I'm in Riga for work, then after that going to UK for a week. Maybe after that? | |
| <Qipz> I made surprise bags with candy, a paper crown, a toy and a personalised greetingcard :3 | |
| <Dopefish__lives> boomer we have like no money right now being inbetween paychecks from different jobs and shit so probably not until next month at least =( | |
| <Boomer> Yeah no rush I got plenty of stuff to do | |
| <AndFergYou> imagine if the goat didn't go up that ladder Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> yeah AndFergYou damn | |
| <AndFergYou> You could have won the lottery or something instead | |
| <ncn> somebody else would be the goat man tho | |
| <DerSandmann> >grown ass-men | |
| <DerSandmann> I'm more of a leg man | |
| <Boomer> I'll definitely try and make it to dopecon this year though work is going on a big conference in a few months and I'm going too I just hope it doesn't happen at the same time | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Dopefish__lives did you see that link I posted yesterday | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I found your laugh yet agian | |
| <Dopefish__lives> nope, where? | |
| <Boomer> >guts is now typing >guts writes something in IRC | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> they always seem to appear in these ebin meme compilation | |
| <Boomer> :thinkys: | |
| <Boomer> Twomad uses it a lot | |
| <Boomer> I love his videos | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's used twice | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> in the same video | |
| <Dopefish__lives> oh dear | |
| <Volume-> ye I'm seeing it more and more too | |
| <Volume-> its becoming one of those authentic memes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I really thought you wrote autistic memes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> and I re-read it as that twice | |
| <Volume-> I mean | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it made sense in my mind that way | |
| <Dopefish__lives> so | |
| <Volume-> In context, pretty much the same thing | |
| <Yadde> A U T I S T H I C C | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I wanna do some streaming but Sean wants to go to the store and refuses to get ready | |
| <Dopefish__lives> fucking helf | |
| <Boomer> :guts: | |
| <birdo> Oh nice :guts: | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> :guts: | |
| <Volume-> stream until she's ready, if she's anything like Stef 'Let's go' means 'I want you to be ready but I am going to take another 10 mins to get ready'. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> does the bot translate emoji from chat | |
| <Dopefish__lives> :guts: | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it does | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> NICE | |
| <Dopefish__lives> cool | |
| <Yadde> :kappa: | |
| <Boomer> Bots get to use gif emojis too | |
| <Boomer> Fuck I want to work on my bot now | |
| <Volume-> :dancingmangif: | |
| <Boomer> :skano: | |
| <birdo> :skano: :skano: :skano: 💀 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> :rumia: | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Still the best one tbh | |
| <birdo> 🔫 :blini: What you say? | |
| <Boomer> We have a :gunreversed: | |
| <birdo> 🔫 :blini: :gunreversed: I'm here to eat bilini and kick some ass and I have a big stack of fresh bilini | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> use explosion bombs! | |
| <birdo> The best kind of bombs | |
| <DerSandmann> can bots use emojii from different discord Boomer | |
| <DerSandmann> that's what I want to know | |
| <Boomer> Yep | |
| <DerSandmann> neat - I figured as much | |
| <IronBar> 3 weeks DerSandmann ;) | |
| <DerSandmann> man I haven't played lewd games for so long now | |
| <IronBar> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: nobody has toucha my spaghet for 6h 51min 51sec :(. a played Far Cry 5 for 2h 19min 7sec | |
| <IronBar> !sgdq | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: a played Far Cry 5 for 2h 19min 7sec, stopped 6h 52min 25sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <IronBar> SGDQ schedule comes out on the 22nd | |
| <DerSandmann> no touch spaghet for 3 weeks IronBar | |
| <IronBar> what if somebody touches it for you | |
| <DerSandmann> tell them no | |
| <IronBar> someBODY TOUCHAMASPAGHETT | |
| <Yadde> god fucking | |
| <Yadde> why is this game torturing me? | |
| <DerSandmann> if someone touch spaghet without permission | |
| <DerSandmann> is not allowed | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: nobody has been posting catpics for 6h 54min 5sec :(. a played Far Cry 5 for 2h 19min 7sec | |
| <IronBar> Yadde you don't like god fucking because you're an atheist | |
| <Yadde> I've had to restart this one sector like 6 times now, every time for the same reason | |
| <Yadde> >play JA2 >first sector of the first city >figt goes well enough >a fucking hero enemy with shit gear makes an MLG play by sniping TWO HEADSHOT KILLS with a pistol | |
| <DerSandmann> JA2 Yadde ? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >play JA2 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >not stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed g: JA2 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: 2070d 12h 7min 53sec (5y 245d) ago, RAMSTRONK played Jagged Alliance 2 for 32 seconds | |
| <Yadde> I barely got hit before that, only getting a couple hits that took like 5-10hp | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> YOU DIDN'T EVEN STREAM IT | |
| <Yadde> then some pisspoor private enemy comes with his dinky small caliber pistol and headshots TWO DIFFERENT GUYS for 60-70 damage | |
| <Yadde> from way out of the effective range | |
| <Yadde> GUTSMANSASS >playing tactical games with no commentary | |
| <Yadde> you really like shit streams don't you? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I mean why do you think I applied | |
| <Yadde> to spread your filth? | |
| <Yadde> I'm going to give this shit one more try | |
| <Yadde> and if it happens again | |
| <Yadde> I'll just bury the whole thing | |
| <Yadde> think I'll even go as far and go back where I came from and find wirecutters and try a different position | |
| <DerSandmann> GUTSMANSASS, why are you half-irc half discord | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 200iq | |
| <Yadde> >there's no wirecutters on where I last got them | |
| <Yadde> GEE | |
| <Yadde> thank fucking god | |
| <Yadde> I just attacked a different sector and camped behind a corner | |
| <Yadde> now I can cheese the rest of the city with militias | |
| <Boomer> What do I cook today | |
| <Ezid> Burritos | |
| <Boomer> No | |
| <Boomer> Not a burrito day today | |
| <Ezid> Burrito day is erry day | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> you need fuel man! | |
| <nogaems> oh fug i almost ran out of fuel. fookin auto plot a route and didnt realize i stopped filtering sun types | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I wanna burrito myself in streams | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> If I'm allowed I can stream something that isn't mass errect too | |
| <Yadde> GUTSMANSASS, why does him being named "Suitepee" make him sound so much more amusing? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od5qCEp4XB4&feature=youtu.be | |
| <birdo> yeahyeahyeahyeah | |
| <birdo> streams | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Don't let your S streams be dreams. | |
| <Nadel> fucking discord why does it keep showing those unread messages notifications | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yadde NOT ENOUGH Weugh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> because he sounds like suitepee putting on his "DURRHURR" voice | |
| <Yadde> that "Mmmmmhhhh" is so satisfying though | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives, you should hear it when he gets hit | |
| <Yadde> hold on | |
| <IronBar> Man does the Xbox 360 suck with power, three different versions for their proprietary 6-pin and then the E model has it's own thing too and all have an outer brick | |
| <IronBar> While all PS3 models just use normal power cords | |
| <IronBar> splatsplatsplatsplatsplatsplat | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives, do these count as WEUGH? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfFu5CdCPXE | |
| <maduin> ur a squid now | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> suitpeee is DEAD | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh hey streams | |
| <maduin> is magic real, are witches real | |
| <Boomer> Wtf my stream is stuck on loading | |
| <Boomer> Haha get it | |
| <Ezid> :---D | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> SUCCER | |
| <ncn> BASEBAWL | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> better ben socc | |
| <Yadde> >soccer | |
| <Ezid> Football | |
| <Boomer> What's a soccer | |
| <maduin> only place where FOOTBALL wouldnt win is America | |
| <Boomer> What's a soccer | |
| <Yadde> as a sport, I prefer football | |
| <Yadde> but | |
| <maduin> this stream is triggering me already | |
| <Yadde> as a thing to watch, baseball | |
| <AndFergYou> Sup Ska | |
| <maduin> Yadde: which baseball | |
| <Yadde> any | |
| <maduin> football > pesäpallo > baseball | |
| <maduin> there | |
| <Yadde> because the world series football is anything but interesting to watch | |
| <maduin> but that IS interesting to watch! | |
| <Yadde> or anything that is even remotely professional | |
| <Yadde> the field is way too big for stuff to happen | |
| <Yadde> and half the time they're doing something else but actually playing | |
| <maduin> one of the best matches I have ever seen was USA-Japan women finals in world cup :D | |
| <maduin> jesus christ it was intense | |
| <AndFergYou> Woooo dance party\o/ | |
| <Yadde> >women | |
| <Yadde> well that's it | |
| <Yadde> women football is actually good | |
| <AndFergYou> what if she undid that zipper Ska ! | |
| <Yadde> I mean as good as football can be | |
| <AndFergYou> you're being hypnotised by the movements | |
| <birdo> holy shit, a stream | |
| <maduin> Splatoon in SMash, HYYYPE | |
| <AndFergYou> what's the splatfest anyway? futa gay v not gay? | |
| <DerSandmann> femine dicks vs manly dicks | |
| <maduin> OH | |
| <maduin> FUCK | |
| <DerSandmann> JOJO | |
| <maduin> okay baseball won | |
| <maduin> fuck | |
| <Yadde> Ska, draw a picture of that cat thing | |
| <Yadde> "I want that baseball" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> please | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> please have a professor layton and the malignant growth reference | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I will play team baseball if there is one | |
| <maduin> why only people who know how to draw play Splatoon 2 | |
| <maduin> why | |
| <maduin> Ska explain this | |
| <DerSandmann> >that use the machine | |
| <Yadde> this https://youtu.be/4m2U3hanOsw?t=33 | |
| <maduin> MACHINES | |
| <birdo> THE MACHINE | |
| <maduin> Soccer will win anyway | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> sOCCOR | |
| <maduin> WHAT | |
| <maduin> WHAT | |
| <DerSandmann> WEW | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >pearl | |
| <maduin> PEARL IS SHIT | |
| <Boomer> Rigged | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wow ska | |
| <DerSandmann> WEW | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> unsubscribbed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> fucking | |
| <maduin> CANCEL THE STREAM | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shit taste in spurt | |
| <DerSandmann> LAZERBEAMS FROM ICHIRO Ska | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shit taste in gurl | |
| <Yadde> >pearl | |
| <birdo> HORRIBLE | |
| <ncn> baseball a shit | |
| <Yadde> tuning out | |
| <Ezid> Unfollowed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'm done | |
| <AndFergYou> Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood | |
| <AndFergYou> pearl | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> did the stream crash because I fucking hope it did | |
| <maduin> Pearl fiasco crashed the stream | |
| <Ezid> It did | |
| <Ezid> Thanks God | |
| <ncn> the stream market is in turmoil | |
| <maduin> Justice has been served | |
| <Yadde> You have angered the streaming gods Ska | |
| <AndFergYou> she baseball, she white ink, she just don't let you touch yourself | |
| <AndFergYou> it came back straight away tho | |
| <Ezid> Switch to footy to fix stream | |
| <maduin> Netherlands worked, Germany fucked | |
| <DerSandmann> vacker ded | |
| <birdo> wow, it dead on twitch too | |
| <nogaems> splatfest is cancelled! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> YOU DESERVED IT | |
| <maduin> Look what you did! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> YOU DESERVED IT | |
| <maduin> PEARL | |
| <maduin> THATS WHY | |
| <Ezid> You know damn well how | |
| <AndFergYou> She unzipped the stream | |
| <maduin> works well now | |
| <maduin> and just as I said | |
| <IronBar> !larrytoon | |
| <Ezid> just run! | |
| <DerSandmann> THE RAINS | |
| <birdo> Pearl in game https://i.imgur.com/qZLZaot.jpg Pearl in real life https://i.imgur.com/20AITxZ.png | |
| <DerSandmann> hi Ska | |
| <Ezid> You are life, Mr Destructoid | |
| <birdo> You are livelive | |
| <DerSandmann> why are you a brown girl Ska | |
| <ncn> jesus birdo is that you as a babby | |
| <DerSandmann> Baseball funtari | |
| <DerSandmann> bepis | |
| <birdo> Nah, I was looking for that caveman squid artwork but that was in the google results for Pearl | |
| <birdo> Here it is http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/275/949/0fa.png | |
| <DerSandmann> rekt | |
| <DerSandmann> fucking rekt | |
| <DerSandmann> is that white ink? | |
| <DerSandmann> nvm | |
| <birdo> Keep your eye on the ball | |
| <Boomer> <a:suitepls:420957941227716621> | |
| <Boomer> :dogpee: | |
| <birdo> :dogpee: 🎺 | |
| <AndFergYou> 800 | |
| <birdo> back in 1022 | |
| <AndFergYou> is 800 low? what if you x it by amount of baseballs | |
| <Stafta> Is this F-Zero? | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> backstab and then 4 fireballs! | |
| <Boomer> Alright opening up #intro to opinions and thoughts | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh shit that's pretty neet m8 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> we /official/ now | |
| <birdo> Looooooks good to me | |
| <SoulSilver> evening all , Ska how be things | |
| <SoulSilver> ? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Looks good boomer | |
| <AndFergYou> Lo SoulSilver | |
| <SoulSilver> Oh Ska , Pearl and Marina Amiibos are on pre-order now looking at Play Asia | |
| <nogaems> this colour mix is messing with my eyes | |
| <SoulSilver> its better than the mayo and ketchup splatfest colours nogaems | |
| <nogaems> not for my eyes! | |
| <SoulSilver> welp I better defend Football's honour, I guess | |
| <AndFergYou> BASEBALL | |
| <SoulSilver> 1 day, we'll both be on same spatfest team :P | |
| <birdo> It looks like Marina is splatting out her ass | |
| <SoulSilver> gotta stay off the hook @birdo | |
| <SoulSilver> Jul 13 in Japan, dunno about elsewhere | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i think that's a win | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> when the bombs were dropped on pearl harbour | |
| <SoulSilver> actually I think I know what we'll get off Pearl and Marina, it'll be based off the singleplayer Octoling DLC armour Ska | |
| <birdo> Speaking of figurines http://i.gzn.jp/img/2018/02/18/tenga-robo-wf2018w/G00_1588.jpg | |
| <SoulSilver> YEAH SCRUB THAT SHIRT | |
| <birdo> get those skills off ya shoulder | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> are we doing SCP Saturday today? | |
| <birdo> Have there been updates or are the devs still getting doxxxed? | |
| <Yadde> why would anyone doxx a free game developer? | |
| <nogaems> GOTTEM | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> the 300IQ plays | |
| <Yadde> the last minute push | |
| <nogaems> F | |
| <Yadde> are you traveling in time? | |
| <nogaems> but what happened in 1885? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> y | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <Yadde> Ska ska lyssna på ska? | |
| <nogaems> h-heh | |
| <nogaems> get rekt | |
| <nogaems> COAXED | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ska stop being toxic about your team | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> s | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> m | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> h | |
| <nogaems> !TOXIC! | |
| <nogaems> you are always toxic! | |
| <Yadde> does salt skill squids? | |
| <AndFergYou> britny speaks Ska | |
| <Yadde> kill | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> we need !toxic! button that flashes ! TOXIC ! with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qq4j1LtCdww playing | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> the chorus that is | |
| <nogaems> oh boy | |
| <birdo> we went from standing tall to being shortstops | |
| <nogaems> F brittney spears | |
| <nogaems> REKT | |
| <nogaems> bully pussy | |
| <birdo> now we in the future | |
| <nogaems> oh no, the rains in AAAAAAAAAAAAA | |
| <Yadde> best period of time Ska | |
| <Yadde> the 90's | |
| <nogaems> aww yeah | |
| <Yadde> I aint even kidding | |
| <Yadde> so much shit got done in the 90's | |
| <birdo> Important events of 1990 include the Reunification of Germany and the unification of Yemen | |
| <birdo> In the fall of 1990, Tim Berners-Lee created the first web server and the foundation for the World Wide Web. | |
| <nogaems> wow that was 1990? | |
| <Yadde> in february 1990, I turned three years old | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> use your hands! | |
| <birdo> Encyclopædia Britannica, which ceased printing in 2012, saw its highest all time sales in 1990; | |
| <IronBar> That's like a baby's toy | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2010 My negros | |
| <nogaems> TWENNY TEN | |
| <Yadde> AAAAA IM A SUPER FIGHTING ROBOT FROM THE YEAR TWENTY TEN | |
| <nogaems> asian | |
| <nogaems> people | |
| <nogaems> love | |
| <nogaems> golf | |
| <IronBar> Trump is asian? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> mass effect 2 won a lot of GOTY awards in 2010 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> which means that game is like 8 years old and that makes me omega sad | |
| <Yadde> oh come on Ska, don't be sour | |
| <Yadde> what you lack in speed you make up in SPLAT | |
| <nogaems> yooooooo | |
| <nogaems> pure skill | |
| <birdo> 2010 was the big dump of war stuff on wikileaks | |
| <Yadde> You can't match my turbo skill | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Red Dead Redemption was 2010 too | |
| <Yadde> with the crash bomb | |
| <Yadde> something something | |
| <Yadde> Anyone got a light? I need a cigarette | |
| <Yadde> here you go bro | |
| <Yadde> bitch you're gonna regret | |
| <Yadde> don't forget I'd love to stay but I gotta jet | |
| <Yadde> we in the future now | |
| <nogaems> hahaha | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> wait, seriously, that's thte battle now? soccer vs beisbol? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> also hi Ska, chat | |
| <Yadde> yes FlippinKamikaze | |
| <Yadde> >soccer | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> BASEBALL PROFESSOR | |
| <SoulSilver> Fuck baseball FlippinKamikaze :D | |
| <Yadde> wonder when splatfest will be Sideboob vs Underboob | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> ^ there's the fight I can get active about | |
| <begoniabol> hey chat and Ska | |
| <Yadde> well there's not really a fight though | |
| <SoulSilver> Manboob vs normal boobs | |
| <Yadde> sideboob >>>>>> underboob | |
| <DerSandmann> boob vs butt | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> also, you're not wrong, SoulSilver... baseball is just meh these days. Too long for each game in some ways. Not to mention that teams are apparently adopting this goal of losing. | |
| <SoulSilver> so Marina vs Pearl DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> :) | |
| <Yadde> welcome back from the future, Ska | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if any streamer got us banned from twitch | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> which one would it be | |
| <Yadde> topso | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> ^ | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol https://youtu.be/JUSeGQLS5cY https://youtu.be/pqMjxjtATjo | |
| <Yadde> !firstplayed hunie | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh we have been banned from twitch? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lmao | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Yadde: no match for streamer :(, did you forget to add "game:"? | |
| <Yadde> yes, yes I did | |
| <Yadde> !firstplayed g:hunie | |
| <SoulSilver> I almost did with Phantasmogria 2 GUTSMANSASS , and got FlippinKamikaze fired :P | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Yadde: 1172d 14h 28min 28sec (3y 77d) ago, Qipz played HuniePop (Filler) for 4h 5min 7sec | |
| <Yadde> I think that got us banned | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> you did a lot of follow up painting | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> that's fairly important, I think! | |
| <Yadde> Ska, I'll help you | |
| <Yadde> your build is shit | |
| <Yadde> your inkling looks like a faggot | |
| <Yadde> this game is shit | |
| <Yadde> wow, you're ORANGE? | |
| <Yadde> way to not play the game | |
| <nogaems> zawa | |
| <nogaems> ZAWA | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: Ską has been playing Splatoon 2 Splatfest for 1h 20min 51sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i wish twitch did ban you | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> for fucking picking pearl | |
| <Yadde> ^ | |
| <Yadde> fucking | |
| <Yadde> fuck pearl | |
| <Yadde> also fuck GUTSMANSASS for reminding you backed pearl | |
| <Yadde> you're both the biggest faggots in the chat | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> hahaha | |
| <nogaems> rip in rain | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> so ska's got his own soundboard, which he's activating while playing a game | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> this is fantastic | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this is shitstreaming on a new level | |
| <AndFergYou> YATTA | |
| <Yadde> YOU GOT CARRIED | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> so I'm super late to the party here. are these just delinquent squidlikes who are inking the shit out of an area just to claim territory? | |
| <Yadde> that's one of the game modes, yes, FlippinKamikaze | |
| <SoulSilver> worlds most popular sport after the Apocalypse | |
| <Ramstrong> lo | |
| <SoulSilver> fucking placement matches | |
| <SoulSilver> also seems I picked the teamstacked team again | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ok DSP | |
| <Ramstrong> dark ska plays | |
| <Yadde> yeah, sure, just spam your ultimate when you're going to die | |
| <Yadde> real skillful bro | |
| <Yadde> look, I can mash the buttons too | |
| <Yadde> Woooow, aiming at your opponent? | |
| <Yadde> what a scrub | |
| <Ramstrong> muh stream, what happen | |
| <Ramstrong> is my internet dying | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <Ramstrong> oh | |
| <Yadde> the stream gods are just punishing Ska for being on the pearl side | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I am seeing it too | |
| <Ramstrong> that sniper was bad | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> agreed | |
| <Yadde> HOW IS THAT A WIN | |
| <Yadde> oh my god | |
| <Yadde> such a scrub | |
| <Ramstrong> not as bad as stealthflip though | |
| <Ramstrong> SoR when | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wow | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> nice toxicity | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I'd imagine that sniping on a controller is pretty but | |
| <Yadde> hey Ska | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> butt* | |
| <Yadde> you know what? | |
| <Ramstrong> >level 67 | |
| <Yadde> your mech is shit | |
| <Yadde> THERE | |
| <Yadde> I said it | |
| <Ramstrong> >96 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >level 96 | |
| <Ramstrong> u | |
| <Ramstrong> fukken | |
| <Ramstrong> wot | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> sad! | |
| <Yadde> okay okay | |
| <Yadde> how about this | |
| <SoulSilver> fucking 1619 teir scrubs... T_T | |
| <nogaems> there are still people, to this day, that have been playing counter strike since it came out | |
| <Yadde> Blaster Master is a better game than Clash at demonhead | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> there IS prestige? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> not sure if you jokin | |
| <maduin> Yadde: yes | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> so it's not actually called prestieging, but the concept's the same. interdasting | |
| <maduin> I want to play the new Blaster Master | |
| <maduin> it looks great | |
| <maduin> was it Blaster Master Neo or something? | |
| <Yadde> maduin, I watched a speedrun of it | |
| <Yadde> Zero | |
| <maduin> I did too, that was the reason I want to play it | |
| <Yadde> it looked pretty good | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <Yadde> too bad I will never play it because I don't have a switch | |
| <Ramstrong> play Math Blaster instead maduin | |
| <Yadde> or Wii U | |
| <Yadde> or whatever it was on | |
| <maduin> btw I love how indie games are doing cameos to other games | |
| <maduin> or kameos or what it is | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> you were right the first time | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> also, rip stream? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah the strream keeps cutting out for me | |
| <maduin> Shovel Knight, Shantae and so | |
| <Ramstrong> shovel knight was so gud | |
| <maduin> m-maybe Shovel Knight 2 in E3? | |
| <maduin> Switch exclusive? ;) | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shovel knight 3d | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> xd | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ska you gonna be watching Wrasslemania live | |
| <maduin> when is it? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> sunday | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> tomorrow | |
| <maduin> hnnngh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> midnight for me | |
| <maduin> I wonder if LewishM is gonna strm it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> well yeah I was going to watch it on /wooo/ | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> since memes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> crack me up | |
| <maduin> do you pay for the stream or just watch some free one? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> watch it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 😉 | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> l a z y | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> and your gaming skills are 0000000000000 | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> "hey google, is zero a positive number" | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Zero is nothing | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> just like yoooooouuuuuuu | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> "From math dot stack exchange dot com: 'Actually, zero is neither a negative or a positive number. The whole idea of positive and negative is defined in terms of zero. Negative numbers are numbers that are smaller than zero, and positive numbers are numbers that are bigger than zero.'" | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> so while it is non negative, it is also non positive | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> because fuck maths | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> they had a leaver and you still lost | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> what | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> YOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
| <Lunki> 0 + 0 is 0 quick maffs | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> calling bullshit | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> and stream died | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> because ska wanted to end on that note | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> you're back now Ska | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you're back | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> this has been happening a lot | |
| <SoulSilver> who didn't patreon to vacker this month? servers are dying without your kind donations | |
| <Boomer> #intro got some more changes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> seems good | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> would YOU want to support soccer? | |
| <SoulSilver> I'm team soccer FlippinKamikaze.... | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> s-sorry | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> make it straight! | |
| <Nadel> are you pro skub-ball or anti skub-ball | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> reminder this exists: https://bit.ly/2GDIiQV | |
| <Nadel> FlippinKamikaze https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGlRFDBBb0M | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> haha, this bit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> baby boss 2 | |
| <ncn> what about babe boss 2 | |
| <Boomer> >pubg adding team deathmatch Nice I might actually want to install that game again just for that | |
| <AndFergYou> I'ma head off for the night, thanks for the stream ska, happy Pearlsupporting | |
| <AndFergYou> Haaave a good day chat | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> TOXIC | |
| <Fitnig-> sup fagbois | |
| <Fitnig-> I'm dead | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> dead | |
| <Fitnig-> Zone-ink? | |
| <maduin> >Yugioh on Netflix | |
| <maduin> AWWW SHEEEEET | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> pride cometh before the fall | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> what's the most your team's covered in a game, Ska? do you recall? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> you're gonna have to tell me again when the stream comes back :( | |
| <Fitnig-> 2149 | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> okay, cool, I'm back | |
| <Fitnig-> WE NEED TO GO HIGHER | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I... think? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> nope | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> WE NEED TO GO | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> EVEN | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> FURTHER | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> BEYOND | |
| <Fitnig-> Vacker is shitting itself for me | |
| <IronBar> You know it's spring when there's a big fat fly somehow stuck between the windows even though there's no way it could get in there | |
| <Yadde> that always amazes me IronBar | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> is ska kill | |
| <Yadde> how the fuck do big fat flies and bees manage to get there | |
| <IronBar> AIR can't pass through the gaps on these windows | |
| <Fitnig-> It's very wonky | |
| <Fitnig-> All three vacker servers | |
| <Fitnig-> BACK DOWN | |
| <Fitnig-> WHAT | |
| <Ska> down again? seriously? | |
| <Fitnig-> I mean the match | |
| <Fitnig-> Back down on rank | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah i can't tune in Ska | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I'm getting sporadic connections to the stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> yeah I hear sound every now and then | |
| <Ska> fine i'm live on my twitch or youtube or somethin gi don't know | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I will say your yt stream is oging really well | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> super smoove and shit | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> tfw you get burs'd by bombs | |
| <Fitnig-> Superchat $5: AHAHAHAHA FUCK VACKER | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> vacker pls | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Twitch isn't loading for me | |
| <Fitnig-> I remember of the ultis that wasn't quad rockets | |
| <Nadel> #Livestream2019 | |
| <Fitnig-> #Livestream2ndQuarter2018 | |
| <Fitnig-> Twitch is fine | |
| <Fitnig-> Youtube is ok | |
| <Fitnig-> Vacker is barely ok | |
| <Fitnig-> ALMOST | |
| <Fitnig-> Give us the 2179 | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> the nice thing now is that you're on my TV ska | |
| <Fitnig-> Flippin's chromecasting is fucking up vacker. | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> yeah -- I'm making some coffee, and chromecasting your yt to my tv because why the fuck not | |
| <Fitnig-> You can remove why or not and it's still good. | |
| <Fitnig-> C.R. confirmed also | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> well, THAT's why team socker is getting rekt -- thery're only playingf in 720p! | |
| <Fitnig-> 9 MORE | |
| <Fitnig-> zahid with the bombstrap | |
| <Fitnig-> watch out | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> ALLAHU INKBAR | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> THIS IS IT BOYS, HERE COMES THE FALL | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> BRING IN THE SALT | |
| <Fitnig-> Toxic is abbreviation of talkshit | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> also, >go to brazillian churrasqueria >eat all the meats > a l l t h e m e a t s >get on scale this morning >lost weight | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> confusedblackman.png | |
| <Fitnig-> You must've shit a lot | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> how many times do you think the average human has a shit in their lfie | |
| <Fitnig-> Does that include shitposting? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I haven't taken a shit today Fitnig-, I'm very confus | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> depends | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> on average, I go once a day. I had a lot of constipation in college, tho | |
| <Caligula> All the methane waiting to come out must be making you buoyant, FlippinKamikaze. | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I did rip one last night... | |
| <Fitnig-> Most day-to-day weight is determined by water anyway | |
| <Fitnig-> Take some hits from the hydrogen/helium tank | |
| <Fitnig-> Lose weight instantly | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I drink a lot of coffee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> take about 3 shits a day | |
| <Nadel> you shouldn't have mentioned water and weight in the same sentence https://i.imgur.com/nIUTNuR.jpg | |
| <Fitnig-> I missed the last words | |
| <Fitnig-> Can you repeat the question? | |
| <Fitnig-> oh yeah | |
| <Fitnig-> fuck rabbits | |
| <Fitnig-> Man, toxic x 3 | |
| <Fitnig-> So toxic | |
| <Boomer> Jesus christ nadel what the fuck | |
| <Boomer> That guy writes like a complete schizo | |
| <Boomer> Splatfest is everyfest | |
| <Nadel> splatfish_lives | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it happened again | |
| <Fitnig-> Sorry for mentioning water Nadel | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> K U Y A S H I | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It had to be | |
| <Topso> Hey chat, hey Ska | |
| <Topso> wait is the stream not working? | |
| <Topso> wait is the stream not working? | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> it's being funky, topso, you can tune in to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73MS6sTTdt8 | |
| <Fitnig-> vacker banned your IP Topso | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah it's vacker | |
| <Topso> Oh shit, now I joined her because I thought no one saw me on discord | |
| <Topso> Well hey again, and hey ska now I can see you :D | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> multi | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> irc | |
| <Topso> Is it just me but I think the paint looks so nice I wanna roll around in it | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> CHATTING | |
| <Topso> ooh FlippinKamikaze look at you go :D | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> >rolling in paint rip your hair and clothes | |
| <Topso> well if I was a squid girl it might work FlippinKamikaze | |
| <Fitnig-> mmm some trocadero after work | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I suppose there's that | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Scm-V8vOTz4&feature=youtu.be | |
| <Topso> fucking nice Fitnig- | |
| <Dopefish__lives> sounds just like him Yadde | |
| <ncn> it is not a toomah | |
| <Fitnig-> When's our 24h PuyopuyoTetris vs. stream? | |
| <Yadde> You should see the character I gave to LarryLongbow, Dopefish__lives | |
| <Topso> bazzooka | |
| <Topso> wow Ska is killing everyone | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> yesssss... let the salt FLOW through you! | |
| <Fitnig-> Should've seen me in Pubg yesterday, I was against 3 people. Knocked one first, knocked the second guy and I had to reload and the third guy was right infront. I crouched infront of the knocked guy so he couldn't shoot me. | |
| <Topso> haha YAY | |
| <Fitnig-> Reloaded and got the third guy | |
| <Boomer> :dogpee: 🎺 | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> DOGPEE | |
| <Fitnig-> Yatta | |
| <Fitnig-> BACK IN... | |
| <Fitnig-> "This in-game chat is too venomous for me" | |
| <Boomer> Holy shit that fucking cunt | |
| <Boomer> Makes my blood boil | |
| <Fitnig-> China general boomer | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> small brains for small people | |
| <Topso> its so fucking satisfying watching this game | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> maduin: why is it so hard to understand that you can take the next exit? | |
| <Fitnig-> I cum from watching splatoon | |
| <Topso> haha nooo | |
| <Fitnig-> Is this the map that was a late addition to the first game Ska? | |
| <Fitnig-> But a bit darker? | |
| <Fitnig-> YOU FUCKED UP | |
| <Fitnig-> or well, not darker | |
| <Fitnig-> just splatfest mode | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS KUYAAASHIIII... YOU'RE TOXIC I'M KUYASHI | |
| <Fitnig-> Toxic talkshit toxic talkshit toxic talshit | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> WURS. WURS. WURS. LAG. | |
| <Topso> here have some motivation Ska https://orig00.deviantart.net/360e/f/2017/222/c/3/marina06_by_phamoz-dbjjw1u.jpg | |
| <Fitnig-> >sakimichan | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> no topso he supports pearl | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> which means he's a man with no taste | |
| <Fitnig-> worse than >shadman | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> it will trigger you Ska. | |
| <Topso> its safe for work otherwise I would tag it | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> she's encouraging you to enjoy the art of your opponent | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> boo Topso. | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> boo. | |
| <Fitnig-> major nsfw though | |
| <Fitnig-> stop lying | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> >tentacle porn is not nsfw this is why topso will get us banned from twitch | |
| <Topso> ok here Ska more up your alley https://pre00.deviantart.net/f2cd/th/pre/i/2017/200/e/3/pearl__off_the_hook_by_pokkiu-dbgwhpo.png | |
| <Topso> haha fucking hell FlippinKamikaze | |
| <Topso> trying to be supportive of Ska here and you all are trying to scare him! | |
| <Fitnig-> Skin tight leggins | |
| <Fitnig-> lewd | |
| <Topso> OMG! | |
| <ncn> pearl by shadman https://i.imgur.com/GnvIfMP.jpg | |
| <Fitnig-> my eyes | |
| <Topso> whats with the tooth? | |
| <Fitnig-> Why does he add chromatic aberration? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🐭 🚪 | |
| <Topso> do squid have teeth? | |
| <Fitnig-> Squidmoth Topso | |
| <Fitnig-> mouth | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🚪 🐭 | |
| <Fitnig-> look it up | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🚪 🐭 >sha | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🐭 🚪 | |
| <Fitnig-> He went in | |
| <Topso> OMG OMG OMG | |
| <Topso> this is not real | |
| <Topso> fun... no sleep for me now | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> have you not learned yet, Topso? everything about this chat is opposites. You try and give the chat tetten, you end up cucking everyone. You want to be supportive, you end up becoming a salt factory. | |
| <Topso> LOOK AT THIS HORROR THOUGH FlippinKamikaze http://www.wild-facts.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/squid-with-teeth.jpg | |
| <Topso> I am never googeling anything you guys say agaiN! | |
| <Topso> You just ruined squids for me! | |
| <BANKSY> squid are cute and taste nice | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> just wait til you look up blue waffles | |
| <Boomer> Hey Ska are ya winnin son? | |
| <Topso> I AM NOT GOOGELING ANYTHING MORE | |
| <Fitnig-> www.googel.com | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !TOXIC! | |
| <ncn> i like to googel myself | |
| <Topso> fuck off! | |
| <SoulSilver> welp have work in the morning, gl Ska with your matches but FUCK BASEBALL | |
| <Fitnig-> the toxic conor for you Ska | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> Ska, may I recommend trying something similar after this stream? https://imgur.com/a/gbK24 :3 | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >higher than silver | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shitter spotted | |
| <ncn> if you need psych counseling due to a game stop playing it ffs | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> >toxic conor >ska is in a corner with conrat wew worst fate | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> BUT MY TEAM IS HOT GARBAGE, NCN | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> RUH | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> HOT. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ROH | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> GARBAGE. | |
| <Topso> Ska is juicing up so thats good | |
| <Boomer> All these games makes me wanna play games | |
| <Boomer> I wish people here enjoyed Squad | |
| <ncn> tell them to git gud | |
| <maduin> games are games | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Is Squad good | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> talk to johndapro or holkin, boomer, they're fairly regular at it. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh shit were we gonna COOP SWAT 4 | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> it's good, but woe the unprepared squad lead | |
| <Boomer> John hates it now | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I was lucky enough that I had a really supportive squad when I took it. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yeah Squad seems like if you get shitty pubs it's cancer | |
| <Boomer> If my squad aren't performing I kick those idiots the fuck out | |
| <Fitnig-> add toxic and cancer instead | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> >get suggestions from squadmates >leadership yelling in my ear >trying to help >more yelling >figure shit out >start doing well >leadership now shitting on everyone else because my squad's suggestions got us to cut off the enemy so hard >I literally owe my squad each a blowjob | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> I felt like I was in the military all over again | |
| <Boomer> Every time I squad lead I want to grab a BTR and be mechanized infantry | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> 10/10 ptsd sim | |
| <Boomer> Those auto adjusting crosshairs seem like a good idea on paper but really they just give me anxiety every game I've played that has them | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> FUCK YOU NEPH | |
| <nogaems_> forward | |
| <nogaems_> in | |
| <Topso> You can do it Ska ! | |
| <nogaems_> 2179 | |
| <nogaems_> you rboke my combo reeeeeeeeeeee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> TATAKTAKTATKATKATKATKATKATKTAK | |
| <nogaems_> noooooo | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i think you won | |
| <nogaems_> it's all Fitnig's fault | |
| <Fitnig-> nigga oh no | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> TATATATLKATKTAKTA | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if you hit an actual year that currenly exists or existed | |
| <ncn> year 0 | |
| <nogaems_> GOTTEM | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 2137 | |
| <Yadde> did I hear | |
| <Yadde> T O X I C | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !TOXIC! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That was a win? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lmao | |
| <Yadde> just like snipers should Ska | |
| <Yadde> why else would you use a sniper? | |
| <Fitnig-> Fucking widowmaker | |
| <Fitnig-> The underside of the conveyors clearly | |
| <Fitnig-> all yours | |
| <nogaems_> stealth strats | |
| <nogaems_> S L O W B O Y S | |
| <Yadde> Don't have negative feelings | |
| <Yadde> remember your mantra | |
| <nogaems_> DUNKED | |
| <nogaems_> oh some dude talked in utub chat? | |
| <nogaems_> oh 20mins ago | |
| <Fitnig-> other teams conveyor strat was too strong | |
| <Fitnig-> Mendoza? | |
| <nogaems_> damn son that's dedication | |
| <Fitnig-> That's pretty mexican | |
| <Fitnig-> gotta be ghatto | |
| <Nadel> the madman has done it again https://media.8ch.net/file_store/dd09c0327ec8d69a4d7939ba5433486e26f23790a976d0b368d258d803ac78bc.jpg | |
| <Nutblox> Someone stop this man | |
| <nogaems_> he cant keep getting away with it! | |
| <Fitnig-> I want to see a fat squid going the wrong way on the conveyor | |
| <nogaems_> this is fucking intense | |
| <nogaems_> MADNESS | |
| <nogaems_> man i dont know if i miss 300 memes | |
| <Yadde> HELLO HELLO HELLO | |
| <nogaems_> check you fuckign email | |
| <Yadde> 100 years from now | |
| <maduin> or else you will die | |
| <nogaems_> fookin teaaaaaaaaam | |
| <Topso> thanks Ska :) | |
| <Yadde> thanks Ska | |
| <Fitnig-> rucky win rucky roose | |
| <Fitnig-> the dopefishteam | |
| <Fitnig-> cheers | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> ggs, Ska, thanks for strem | |
| <nogaems_> o7 | |
| <Ska> 24h hype | |
| <Nadel> H Y P E | |
| <nogaems_> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> nogaems_: Ską (@ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73MS6sTTdt8) played Splatoon 2 Splatfest for 4h 13min 13sec, stopped 3min 23sec ago | |
| <nogaems_> jesus christ three whole minutes? this place is dead | |
| <Yadde> >come back from pooping >Ska's youtube page is still open >that image | |
| <Yadde> I know your secret | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lsatplayed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> GUTSMANSASS: Ską (@ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73MS6sTTdt8) played Splatoon 2 Splatfest for 4h 13min 13sec, stopped 5min 45sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <nogaems_> HYPE | |
| <Boomer> Hello everyone, this is running on empty, food review! | |
| <nogaems_> that's so how2basic | |
| <Boomer> So who is actually how2basic | |
| <nogaems_> skippy is | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> reviewbrah is | |
| <Nadel> !p1ayed how2basic | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: how2basic has been playing BloodRayne for 3h 5min 56sec | |
| <Nadel> a lot of ketchup splatters | |
| <FlippinKamikaze> wow Nadel, way to craft the narrative | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> Maybe if we focus really hard S will stream! | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rip streams | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> be careful for the one breathing fire! | |
| <nogaems_> NO | |
| <nogaems_> eww | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I get the day off | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> and all I wanna do is not play vidya | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> can't keep my interest up | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> kill me | |
| <Yadde> my sauna is in half an hour | |
| <Yadde> come sweat with me | |
| <IronBar> !p1ayed Guts | |
| <GoaLitiuM> IronBar: Guts has been playing Drunken Bioshock Shennanigans for 1h 48min 30sec | |
| <Nadel> why is discord so good on mobile and such a disaster on a desktop | |
| <Nadel> it doesn't even remember which display it's supposed to be on | |
| <Yadde> because it's being developed by people who have weird and mixed priorities | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if I was a streamer I would stream like straight away | |
| <nogaems_> if only ;-; | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> watchout! | |
| <JohnDaPro> squad is a good game GUTSMANSASS, but the devs are lazy fucks | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> sounds bad | |
| <JohnDaPro> it took them 14 months for the latests biggest update and it was a animation overhoul that was p shit | |
| <JohnDaPro> and no content | |
| <JohnDaPro> get in on sale, they put that game on sale like every 4 months to activly destroy the playerbase with people who think it's gonna be like battlefield | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that sounds like fun | |
| <nogaems_> oh man my brother played squad during a free weekend or something and got mad he got banned | |
| <JohnDaPro> you would prob enjoy it though I think, but it takes some time to get into | |
| <JohnDaPro> there is no real tutorial or anything to teach you the game and you will get yelled at a lot of not knowing things | |
| <Xphome> Nadel, It remembers it fine for me | |
| <nogaems_> i think he just killed whoever he saw and didnt know they were on his team | |
| <Ilga> fug | |
| <Dopefish__lives> mornign | |
| <Topso> hey Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Any streams planned? | |
| <nogaems_> ohi | |
| <Caligula> Topso owes us boobies. | |
| <weevil^> yes you Dopefish__lives | |
| <nogaems_> we were going for 24h hype but nerds keep ruining it | |
| <Yadde> nogaems_, it's beautiful https://youtu.be/IURhW-uB4ME?t=212 | |
| <Ska> scp eventually i'm sure | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I think I might hop on with some Grandia then | |
| <Topso> Do it Dopefish__lives :D | |
| <Topso> You all know I will fail at boobies | |
| <nogaems_> holy shit Yadde | |
| <Dopefish__lives> aight, strims it is | |
| <Dopefish__lives> was there omethign wrong wtih vacker | |
| <Topso> yep | |
| <Dopefish__lives> well shit | |
| <Dopefish__lives> maybe not the best time to stream then | |
| <Topso> stream to youtube | |
| <Topso> thats what ska did | |
| <Yadde> hahah nogaems_, they're tanking a fucking capital ship at the video | |
| <IronBar> stream to hitbox xD | |
| <Yadde> IronBar please don't use that smiley | |
| <Nadel> #livestreamQ2_2018 | |
| <nogaems_> so they tank with shield beams and turrets? | |
| <Yadde> yeah | |
| <IronBar> Oh, hitbox shutdown a rebranded | |
| <nogaems_> oh? | |
| <IronBar> On May 5, 2017, Hitbox shut down and their website was redirected to Smashcast.tv, a new Live-stream service, which they claim is "spiced up with a new design & features and managed by a team consisting of Hitbox and Azubu staff". | |
| <Nadel> abobo | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Okay, gonna stream to youtube | |
| <Topso> YAY | |
| <nogaems_> awww i gotta get that beam engineer still, Yadde | |
| <Xphome> What | |
| <Xphome> People say something is wrong with Vacker but no one tells me? | |
| <maduin> oh boy | |
| <Xphome> How do people expect things to be solved | |
| <Topso> should be larv :P | |
| <Topso> hey Xphome :) | |
| <maduin> Xphome: thats like asking to read the manual, NO | |
| <maduin> I dont remember this kids name but he is one of those JRPG kids that I like | |
| <nogaems_> > | |
| <nogaems_> Meeting requirements: | |
| <nogaems_> Deal with at least 5 black markets. oh this should be easy to unlock. healiebeams here i come | |
| <nogaems_> sound seems ok so far | |
| <Xphome> Well I've restarted the stuff but since no one has told me whats wrong I don't know if it will fix whatever problem people are having | |
| <maduin> Grandia 1-2 has amazing music | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> give me the gun! | |
| <maduin> :EEE | |
| <maduin> btw Dopefish__lives if you have JRPG fever, try Trails in the Sky. It has pretty good battle system too | |
| <Topso> sounds hot af Dopefish__lives | |
| <maduin> Millenia is awesome | |
| <Nadel> nogaems_ lemme add you in elite so we can look at the galaxy map and not bother meeting up | |
| <maduin> and has one very OP skill | |
| <maduin> Evil Eye | |
| <nogaems_> ok | |
| <nogaems_> what is name, Nadel? | |
| <Nadel> nadel47 | |
| <maduin> FFVII and that sex dungeon | |
| <maduin> in Cornels place | |
| <nogaems_> expect cats and waffles, Nadel | |
| <maduin> awww yeah Golden Hammer | |
| <seagull> HALLO BOYO! | |
| <seagull> how's it going dope? | |
| <seagull> feeling better? | |
| <nogaems_> whoa | |
| <maduin> Grandia 1 had that AMAZING Wall thing | |
| <Topso> the bird is fucking op | |
| <Topso> strongest bird ever | |
| <seagull> um | |
| <seagull> SECOND strongest bird ever | |
| <Ramstrong> Ilga SHITCURITY | |
| <Ramstrong> it was the clown's fault i swear | |
| <nogaems_> DANK | |
| <plaaplaa> he can't keep getting away with it | |
| <Nephtunh> youtube stream | |
| <Nephtunh> you what now | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> vacker is fukt | |
| <Topso> DO IT DO IT Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nadel> !lastplayed livestream | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: 1528d 20h 44min 22sec (4y 68d) ago, weevíl (livestream) played DJ Hero for 1h 49min 24sec | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> now was that the game or real life | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 🤔 | |
| <Nadel> at least in north korea those photo ops have some variety https://media.8ch.net/file_store/95ac6da3b9849a9269dd60751848f9fba5c538319b7ad0704a5f5937051ece7b.jpg | |
| <maduin> I want kebab | |
| <maduin> fuck | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> when you finally burp up that trapped air | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ooooooooooooooooooffffff | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @Youkai we're planning SCP tonight | |
| <Ilga> daym | |
| <Youkai> Okay, erecting a server | |
| <Topso> hahaha omg | |
| <nogaems_> this sound pls | |
| <nogaems_> pls no | |
| <maduin> :3c | |
| <nogaems_> haha | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <maduin> lollipop lane | |
| <Topso> YAY | |
| <nogaems_> the smell of the gay? | |
| <Topso> fucking scary | |
| <Topso> flame it up Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nephtunh> video kojima | |
| <maduin> I recommend that movie | |
| <maduin> is good | |
| <maduin> NO | |
| <maduin> VORE IS BANNED | |
| <nogaems_> nice | |
| <maduin> is this boss part of Valmar? | |
| <maduin> Mouth? | |
| <maduin> THOSE EYES | |
| <Slowcat> aaaaaaaaaa | |
| <ncn> the snatch of valmar | |
| <ncn> only if you have an... ecclectic taste in music | |
| <maduin> Awesome boss music INC | |
| <maduin> Purification of Darkness | |
| <Topso> that lion man is kinda hot | |
| <maduin> Dopefish__lives: you got Evil Eye yet? | |
| <Topso> oh wait I saw hes profile picture | |
| <Topso> I take it back | |
| <maduin> NO BACKIES | |
| <ncn> kimahri all time best lion man | |
| <maduin> Kimahri, how can you be so useless | |
| <maduin> even Quina can become great | |
| <maduin> OH | |
| <maduin> Zap is effective | |
| <maduin> >VORE | |
| <ncn> hot | |
| <Yadde> >tune in >nigger | |
| <Yadde> hello Dopefish__lives | |
| <maduin> brb making a thread on resetera about Dopefish__lives saying n-word | |
| <maduin> its that new neogaf forum | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so nu neu gaff | |
| <maduin> those two claws out soon | |
| <ncn> bäst fan katt | |
| <ncn> fucking groan | |
| <Yadde> gee Dopefish__lives, how come your mom lets you have THREE party members? | |
| <Yadde> I made a mistake and bought the 4th one maduin | |
| <Yadde> none of us really liked the games it had | |
| <Topso> depressing cancer talk | |
| <maduin> :/ | |
| <Yadde> the dating thing was really shit | |
| <maduin> OH BOY | |
| <maduin> MILLENIA GOT: VORE | |
| <Ramstrong> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: https://www.youtube.com/user/Dopelives/live | Game: Grandia 2 | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <Ramstrong> say what you will Dopefish__lives but funny horsie is hot as fuck | |
| <Yadde> Ramstrong, I see your horse | |
| <prey> im so smart | |
| <Yadde> and raise with a bear https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc | |
| <ncn> yadde did you know that music is from mother 3 | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <Yadde> I never played any of the mother games | |
| <Ramstrong> balloons | |
| <ncn> magic mushrooms | |
| <Ramstrong> when does mareg and ryudo take turns with elena while roan watches Dopefish__lives? | |
| <Ramstrong> or maybe roan is the midget gargoyle | |
| <Yadde> fuff | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <prey> adobe is a bit wonky son | |
| <Ramstrong> follow the scent of virginity Dopefish__lives | |
| <Topso> haha they run so funny | |
| <Topso> like they have no knees | |
| <maduin> begoniabol: https://imgur.com/gallery/9mJDm | |
| <maduin> thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <Yadde> thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <Topso> thanks Dopefish__lives :) | |
| <ncn> thansk dopefish__lives | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Geeegeeee | |
| <nogaems_> Thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <prey> peace and love dope | |
| <ncn> so is vacker bork or what | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> àrch. Streams. Yes! | |
| <begoniabol> maduin | |
| <begoniabol> is that a deer? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Xphome | |
| <IronBar> or is it a don-kee | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Also let's say SCP IN 30MINUTES | |
| <begoniabol> fuck | |
| <IronBar> ;E | |
| <IronBar> wait a minute | |
| <IronBar> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: https://www.youtube.com/user/Dopelives/live | Game: Grandia 2 | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <IronBar> DOPEFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH! | |
| <ncn> tsk, tsk | |
| <Nadel> padding those stream minutes | |
| <Lunki_> having problems with topic eh? | |
| <IronBar> Just stretching my stream minutes on the topic, isometric AFK, care to join me? | |
| <Yadde> that will be 5 dopebucks | |
| <IronBar> You're already paid as their value is 0 | |
| <Nadel> I'll pay you 10 if you keep the other streamers from changing the topic for the next 24h Yadde | |
| <Yadde> I could ban you for 24 hours | |
| <Yadde> would have the same effect | |
| <Nadel> not really | |
| <IronBar> !das3 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Dark Souls 3 release in -62713521 seconds. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >effect | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Oh someone wants mass effect? | |
| <Yadde> *freddie | |
| <ncn> mass freddie | |
| <Qipz> hi | |
| <ncn> ho | |
| <Qipz> silver away | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> jump onto the pony! | |
| <Qipz> 😮 | |
| <Qipz> how the fuck does larrybot know | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> SCP soon fellow stalker | |
| <IronBar> larrybot is just I-Hbot in disguise | |
| <Qipz> is that fad not over yet | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >far | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >fad | |
| <IronBar> Not until we get SCP Battlegrounds | |
| <IronBar> With trading card loot boxes | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >funny multiplayer game anyone can play | |
| <Murgasmos> What if you get too !SPOOKED! to play Guts? | |
| <Murgasmos> That tiny peanut on april fools was the worst | |
| <Xphome> GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Xphome> @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Vacker is fucked | |
| <Xphome> You have to be more specific | |
| <Xphome> It's working fine here | |
| <IronBar> IT FUK | |
| <IronBar> FIX | |
| <IronBar> Y U NO FIX STOOPID DEV | |
| <Xphome> AP is fine | |
| <IronBar> wow that HD version quality | |
| <Xphome> @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Xphome> Well I guess nothing is wrong then | |
| <Xphome> Carry on | |
| <JDA> nothing to see here | |
| <Yadde> Xphome, if nobody else has actually said it, vacker kept cutting pretty bad during Ska's stream during the day | |
| <Xphome> Did he try another server? | |
| <Xphome> And yes, no one has told me anything that "Vacker is broken" which it clearly isn't | |
| <Yadde> dunno if he switched servers, but I tried watching on both DE and NL and they both cut | |
| <Yadde> and it wasn't his connection, since the youtube stream was just fine | |
| <Xphome> It could have been his connection to the server he was using | |
| <Yadde> could be | |
| <Xphome> Which I can't do anything about | |
| <Xphome> I've restarted the streaming software on all servers | |
| <Yadde> Someone should just stream and see if there's actually anything wrong anymore | |
| <Yadde> does vacker have any sort of monitoring available streamers could check while streaming? | |
| <LordVysh> Xphome | |
| <LordVysh> Finally lad. | |
| <Xphome> Yadde, What kind of monitoring? OBS should say if frames are dropping | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> looks like this m8 and when Ska was streaming it was shit | |
| <Yadde> dunno, I don't actually know what information you can fish between the streaming software and the server | |
| <Yadde> I just think it would be good for people to be able to deduce what's wrong in situations like this without having to bother you every time they think shit's broken | |
| <Viilipurkki> since Xphome reset things, we could have @GUTSMANSASS test things | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> if i'm allowed to stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but are we playing SCP tho | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> @Ska n shit | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but if we aint' gonna play SCP I can stream XCOM2 if i'm also allowed t o do that | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ay fuckin lmao | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Ezid> he insulted you! slap him! | |
| <IronBar> GUTSMANSASS you're gonna get slapped by the aliens | |
| <Yadde> can't be babysitting GUTSMANSASS, going to bed in a minute | |
| <IronBar> For your speciest stereotyping | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> rib | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> fuck ayys | |
| <IronBar> "shoot" ;) | |
| <Nadel> VIGILO CONFIDO | |
| <Nadel> DEUS VULT | |
| <Yadde> did someone say snaks? <http://holly.paheal.net/_images/b0612075426ab3e0398821ea98a56125/1645376%20-%20Viper%20X-COM%20X-COM_2%20fleatrollus.jpg> NSFW | |
| <IronBar> If you provide information on XCOM bases, you receive one free snek https://i.imgur.com/nefRQ47.jpg | |
| <Lunki> I can babbysit until my brother comes home from drinking | |
| <Yadde> just don't hire ncn on the XCOM team https://i.imgur.com/4j9DB3A.png | |
| <IronBar> ncn discharges his weapon and is then discharged from the force | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ironbar >Snakes | |
| <Yadde> also that face | |
| <Yadde> we all know what he's actually thinking | |
| <ncn> i'll discharge myself between any pair of snake tits i want, tyvm | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> VIGILO CONFIDO THIS YOU FUCKING AYYS | |
| <Yadde> well you're the resident furry, so I suppose you take scalies too | |
| <ncn> you're the furry, i'm the scalie | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >When Guts streams XCOM2 but gets taken to jail because he's accused of using it as terrorist training | |
| <Yadde> together we're | |
| <Yadde> scully? | |
| <ncn> also truck girls on the side | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so anyway yeah do I have a green light for a baby sitter | |
| <Yadde> knowing Lunki_'s brother | |
| <Yadde> you're good for the next 5 hours | |
| <Lunki> nah, he has train to catch at 10 am | |
| <Yadde> anyways, I'm off to bed | |
| <Yadde> dibs for a soldier nevertheless | |
| <Yadde> and double dibs on not dying | |
| <Lunki> I would say I can watch for 1 hour atleast | |
| <Yadde> night faggots | |
| <ncn> night faggot | |
| <Lunki> go to bed | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ok fine i'm jumping on | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lemme grab a drink | |
| <IronBar> !larrycom | |
| <Ezid> shoot the engines so they cant fly away! | |
| <IronBar> UH OH | |
| <Nadel> Skyranger down | |
| <IronBar> !larryadvent | |
| <Ezid> avoid the scythe when you shoot! | |
| <Guts> I need the topic changed | |
| <Lunki> lol no you dont | |
| <Nadel> do a stealth stream and keep the 24hype going | |
| <Nadel> welp | |
| <Lunki_> wiff | |
| <Kreggur> AXECAM | |
| <ncn> hopefully we get snake tetten and don't get cucked | |
| <Lunki_> this has been the cuck-weekend | |
| <Lunki_> cuckend | |
| <Kreggur> wait is this war of the chosen or not | |
| <Kreggur> k | |
| <Kreggur> mittenman | |
| <JDA> why do they keep hiring Marina Sirtis | |
| <Lunki_> LOADINGU LOADINGU | |
| <Kreggur> forever a load | |
| <Kreggur> oh hey it's me | |
| <Kreggur> and i'm actually a templar | |
| <LarryLongbow> Poor guy! https://twitter.com/WeWuzMetokur/status/982700581805613056 | |
| <Kreggur> I think most people in the pool aren't WoTC characters | |
| <Kreggur> I only remade mine | |
| <LarryLongbow> Exterminate all the xenomorphs! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Is the blonde lady the leader! | |
| <Kreggur> almost perfect | |
| <LarryLongbow> Would be cool if Alex Jones could be the Central guy! | |
| <Kreggur> fucking Alex Jones voice pack | |
| <Kreggur> there must be one | |
| <ncn> cursed image https://i.redd.it/zbg7dztcthq01.jpg | |
| !larryalex | |
| <Ezid> hit her with the branch! | |
| <Nadel> ADVENT BURGERS TURN HUMANS GAY | |
| <Kreggur> yep https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=819130126&searchtext=alex+jones | |
| <Kreggur> "This mod adds ~180 voice lines from talk show host and professional lunatic Alex Jones" | |
| <Kreggur> I'M FULLY ENGORGED | |
| <Guts> P | |
| <ncn> enis | |
| <IronBar> Meld Vitality Pills | |
| <Qipz> @Green 80s girl got assaulted ffs | |
| <Kreggur> the... robot thing. forget what they are called again. the helmet must be a mod right? I don't remember seeing it | |
| <Kreggur> prrrrrrrromotions | |
| <Kreggur> more dakka | |
| <ncn> dude was about to kamehameha | |
| <LarryLongbow> Are there any bows! | |
| <LarryLongbow> I dont trust this Luthor-looking guy! | |
| <LarryLongbow> this is that woman from Mirrors Edge! | |
| <LarryLongbow> after a long sleep! | |
| <LarryLongbow> She doesnt like looking people in the eyes maybe! | |
| <Kreggur> because i'm one edgy fucker guts | |
| <Lunki_> ohh no | |
| <Kreggur> hhno | |
| <LarryLongbow> This ship is very advanced! But all it takes is just one Xenomorph! | |
| <Green> Yeah @Qipz I saw | |
| <LarryLongbow> Imagine if you could save while crashing so when you loaded in you got into a crashed game! | |
| <LarryLongbow> What was that big looking revenant thing in the main menu! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Is Qipz the guy with the cool shades! | |
| <LarryLongbow> ah Rubikon! | |
| <Lunki_> gorilla tactics | |
| <LarryLongbow> Take back Africa! | |
| <Kreggur> i'm here | |
| <LarryLongbow> Swede team! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Team Scandinavia go! | |
| <Lunki_> I'm there! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Flossa with john lennon glasses! | |
| <Lunki_> stream went really choppy for me | |
| <LarryLongbow> you need a rocketlauncher! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Birdo looks like snowboarder! | |
| <Lunki_> it fine now | |
| <LarryLongbow> good for me! | |
| <LarryLongbow> I hope you meet those really dangerous bighead aliens that wiped dope when he played! | |
| <LarryLongbow> you need a guy that runs in and sacrifices himself to make the enemy come out! | |
| <ncn> i volunteer | |
| <LarryLongbow> I remember back in the day I would have skater-aliens pictures on the walls in my room! The aliens here reminds me of those! | |
| <Lunki_> who? where? | |
| <LarryLongbow> You need a guy with a big knife that stabs enemies around the corners! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Those laser windows might have sensors so they you know you inside! | |
| <Lunki_> beep boop | |
| <LarryLongbow> is the ugly alien controlling the human-looking people! | |
| <slate> bernie sanders is a communist | |
| <LarryLongbow> But he owns like 3 houses Ive heard! @Slate | |
| <LarryLongbow> and a nice car! | |
| <slate> that's because he is the goobermint | |
| <slate> communism is when the goobermint owns everything | |
| <slate> so it checks out | |
| <LewishM> Hello chat. Today I bought hamsters | |
| <Lunki_> good hampster | |
| <LewishM> It's two hamsters :3 | |
| <Lunki_> good hampsters | |
| <Kreggur> ez | |
| <ncn> were they hamsters or guinnies that need a partner lest they get depressed from loneliness and die | |
| <Kreggur> religion of piss | |
| <Kreggur> tfw you're getting help from Agent 47 | |
| <Viilipurkki> movie voiceover guy is great | |
| <LarryLongbow> I wouldnt stick that thing in my brain thats for sure! | |
| <LarryLongbow> This black guy has a chip in his brain himself! He might be controlled and misleading you! | |
| <LarryLongbow> you can see the scar! | |
| <Kreggur> that's from cutting it out | |
| <LarryLongbow> Had he been smart he would have grown an afro! | |
| <LarryLongbow> That way you couldnt see the scar! | |
| <LarryLongbow> When do we rescue Sweden from the invaders! | |
| <Kreggur> TACTICOOL | |
| <LarryLongbow> you shouldve made the eyes evil purple! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Is the robot your strongest unit! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Can you have a long beard in this game! | |
| <Kreggur> first time I played this game, I didn't realize I could manually recruit new soldiers, which meant I never got a psi soldier | |
| <LarryLongbow> a long beard and bushy eyebrows! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Is Putin and Trump allies in this game! | |
| <LarryLongbow> They took his pants! | |
| <Kreggur> oh the lost look a bit different | |
| <LarryLongbow> Those are the enemies in I am Legend! | |
| <Kreggur> don't remember then wearing clothes | |
| <LarryLongbow> Clothes for fashion! | |
| <Murgasmos> Hoi, just tuned in | |
| <Ramstrong> needs more stalkers | |
| <Murgasmos> Are you getting trashed yet Guts | |
| <Ramstrong> how's it going Guts | |
| <Ramstrong> did i died yet | |
| <Murgasmos> Wait, Xcom 2? Shit nigga, you going fast. Last I saw was Xcom Long was | |
| <Murgasmos> >long was | |
| <Murgasmos> I am retort | |
| <Kreggur> you haven't been in a mission yet Ramstrong | |
| <Kreggur> hahaha clown | |
| <Kreggur> watch out for the honking | |
| <Murgasmos> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Murgasmos: GUTSMANSASS has been playing XCom 2 for 57min 16sec | |
| <Murgasmos> So wots this then, a mod? | |
| <LarryLongbow> He was in one with laserwindows! Kreggur | |
| <Kreggur> oh ok | |
| <Kreggur> well nobody has died yet | |
| <Kreggur> thiccboi | |
| <Murgasmos> T H I C C | |
| <LarryLongbow> The big guy is pretty scary looking! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Rocky! | |
| <LarryLongbow> You gonna have to pay for the cardamages now! | |
| <Kreggur> who is the escort anyway | |
| <Ramstrong> xcom apocalypse when | |
| <LarryLongbow> You cant leave him to die! | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahah | |
| <Lunki_> action zombie! | |
| <LarryLongbow> You are getting swarmed! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Sacrifice one of your guys and run away! | |
| <Kreggur> another car set on fire | |
| <Kreggur> by the same sniper | |
| <LarryLongbow> you upset the rugby-player! | |
| <LarryLongbow> they can run twice as fast I bet! | |
| <Lunki_> ;_; | |
| <LarryLongbow> Run Lunki! | |
| <Kreggur> H A U L A S S | |
| <LarryLongbow> Beam them up! | |
| <Lunki_> he didnt even work as a bait | |
| <Lunki_> maybe zombies are like bears and playing dead works against them | |
| <LarryLongbow> Theres so many! | |
| <LarryLongbow> Run Ramstrong! | |
| <Kreggur> the speed of the lost must have been increased as well. I don't remember them being able to run that far | |
| <Lunki_> thank you jesus | |
| <Murgasmos> So what's this mod then and how many streams of this have I already missed? | |
| <Kreggur> this is the first one Murgasmos | |
| <Kreggur> herp | |
| <Lunki_> hurr | |
| <Viilipurkki> did you do it @GUTSMANSASS or did the game randomly make me look like Lemmy Kilminster? | |
| <Murgasmos> pretty sure this is the dovepile from like a year ago or something Viilipurkki | |
| <Ramstrong> why do i have to be paired with -him- | |
| <Murgasmos> hahaha | |
| <Kreggur> character pool is mostly an unmodified transfer from vanilla XCOM 2 | |
| <Lunki_> >perke | |
| <Lunki_> ??? | |
| <Viilipurkki> perkele | |
| <Murgasmos> ^ | |
| <Lunki_> Viiliperke | |
| <Murgasmos> Time for !FUN! | |
| <Kreggur> arm dildos activated | |
| <Kreggur> that baton | |
| <Kreggur> is no longer a baton | |
| <Kreggur> that's a rape stick | |
| <Murgasmos> This is a no fun zone | |
| <Murgasmos> brbrbrbr | |
| <Kreggur> lovely | |
| <Kreggur> OH BOY | |
| <plaaplaa> Murgasmos wbrbrbrbr? https://youtu.be/1TjEsKuWt8w | |
| <Kreggur> HE'LL LOVE ME | |
| <Viilipurkki> so templars oneshot this guy | |
| <Murgasmos> Gotta prioritise the civvies mang | |
| <Murgasmos> SLIMYBOIS | |
| <Kreggur> you talking shit to me m8 | |
| <Kreggur> i'll shove that sniper rifle up your ass | |
| <Kreggur> nice | |
| <Viilipurkki> someone mind higlighting me? | |
| <Kreggur> Viilipurkki, | |
| <Viilipurkki> ty Kreggur | |
| <Viilipurkki> sound files work, now I just need to fix colors for this client | |
| <Murgasmos> ayyy | |
| <Kreggur> you gotta get me up in his ass guts | |
| <Lunki_> diamond a dozen | |
| <Viilipurkki> just get Kreggur up to the hunter and he can stab it for triple damage | |
| <Kreggur> well | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahahah | |
| <Murgasmos> HONK | |
| <Viilipurkki> flashbangs are fucking loud @GUTSMANSASS | |
| <Nephtunh> those | |
| <Nephtunh> juicy | |
| <Nephtunh> legs | |
| <Kreggur> hey becky | |
| <Kreggur> lemme slash | |
| <Nephtunh> tfw your gf will never have legs as beautiful as ronaldo | |
| <Kreggur> come on man | |
| <Murgasmos> That fucking ap | |
| <Kreggur> got any nades guts? you could maybe crash the building | |
| <Murgasmos> ^ | |
| <Viilipurkki> his rifle uses only 1 action Guts | |
| <Nadel> WITH NO SURVIVORS | |
| <Murgasmos> So what's this mod called? | |
| <Murgasmos> Oreit | |
| <Murgasmos> Cheers | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahaha | |
| <Kreggur> rip Ghatto ;_; | |
| <Murgasmos> F | |
| <Kreggur> OW | |
| <Murgasmos> Jesus | |
| <Kreggur> get me to run stab to the exit guts | |
| <Kreggur> you missed out on a kill though | |
| <Kreggur> herp | |
| <Ramstrong> >i'll get him next time | |
| <Ramstrong> the eternal siesta | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahaha that anticlimatic stab | |
| <Kreggur> alori is in deep shit | |
| <Ramstrong> zip zop | |
| <Murgasmos> Somebody's getting fucked | |
| <Kreggur> oh no | |
| <Murgasmos> That sectoid | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahha | |
| <Ramstrong> zambiiiiiiiiiiies | |
| <Murgasmos> >all this bullshit on the map | |
| <Murgasmos> This mod collection looks fun | |
| <Murgasmos> >1 civvie rescued >good | |
| <Lunki_> GOOD | |
| <Lunki_> GOOD ENOUGH | |
| <Kreggur> I still say you should have blown up that building and let me stab him | |
| <Kreggur> welp | |
| <Murgasmos> RIP Kreggur | |
| <Kreggur> i'm still alive Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> Not for 50 days you ain't nigga | |
| <Kreggur> i'll be back stronger than ever | |
| <Murgasmos> That's so romantic | |
| <Kreggur> really | |
| <Kreggur> you can remove that while i'm resting right? | |
| <Lunki_> I gotta head to bed, Guts | |
| <Murgasmos> Nighto Lunki_ | |
| <Lunki_> does Ramstrong wanna continue babysitting | |
| <Lunki_> og | |
| <Viilipurkki> !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: GUTSMANSASS | Game: XCom 2 | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Lunki_> it's vigo from ghostbusters 2! | |
| <Kreggur> the chosen hunter is actually voiced by Nolan North | |
| <Ramstrong> >nolan north | |
| <Ramstrong> disgusting | |
| <Ramstrong> why not peter north | |
| <Ramstrong> cheers Guts | |
| <Viilipurkki> thanks Guts | |
| <Kreggur> cheers guts | |
| <Murgasmos> Cheers Guts | |
| <Lunki_> thanks Guts | |
| <Murgasmos> Looking forward to those mods boi | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that was fun | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> was really a lot more comfortable in that than my mass errect stream | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> oh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> turns out I didn't subscribe to the increased squad size lmao | |
| <Murgasmos> Damn son, that's a lotta mods | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'm really proud with it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> it's so fun | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ok added extra squad | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> you have to only do 1 edit where you change the starting squad size to 6 | |
| <Kreggur> you can only get a positive trait if you've removed a negative one? | |
| <birdo> that's a penis | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> that seems good Kreggur, surprised I didn't get that | |
| <plaaplaa> Fitnig- would you buy that | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> but yeah I'm really proud of that XCOM2 showcase | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> we only had one death, showed the difference between vanilla and modded | |
| <Murgasmos> Kreggur you can only get positive traits if you "remove" a negative trait by going on perfect missions with the soldier in question, gotta have the infirmary built also (but not use it to remove the trait) | |
| <Murgasmos> Atleast that's what I'm getting from that description | |
| <Nadel> I don't know how you did it GUTSMANSASS but your stream destroyed my mod settings | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> how | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> lmao | |
| <Youkai> @GUTSMANSASS You guys gonna use this SCP server or can I shut it down for today? | |
| <Nadel> I don't know, the video settings went back to default, mods appear to be loaded but the character pool is back to vanilla and loading the game throws a list of inactive mods | |
| <Nadel> I hope I won't have to fuck with the entire modlist | |
| <plaaplaa> 8) | |
| <plaaplaa> how lewd | |
| <Nadel> that would be worse than trying to find that one mod for gamebryo-based game that makes everything crash | |
| <Topso> Nighty night bois | |
| <Ghatto> Afternoon dopechat | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto my favourite taco | |
| <Viilipurkki> 'lo Ghatto | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> shut it down youkai | |
| <Ghatto> Ahoy plaaplaa, Viilipurkki | |
| <Viilipurkki> switching from mIRC to hexchat is a chore but it has to be done | |
| <Volume> Does it? | |
| <Volume> My mIRC does everything I need | |
| <Murgasmos> I am using webchat :-DDD | |
| <Ghatto> KVIrc master race | |
| <Volume> Nothing wrong with this | |
| <Murgasmos> I had KVIrc multiple times, but can't be bothered to install it again | |
| <Viilipurkki> I'm making a portable installation of hexchat for the next time I need to reinstall windows because I'm too lazy to configure mIRC again @Volume | |
| <Volume> nigga stick your mirc + all ur scripts in dropbox | |
| <Volume> done | |
| <Qipz> ^ | |
| <Boomer> >switching from irc to irc Ascend | |
| <Boomer> :blobpray: | |
| <Viilipurkki> I have all my mIRC scripts backed up so if I want to install it again I can @Volume, so in the end I'm losing nothing, but the past 2 hours I kept fucking around with HexChat | |
| <Viilipurkki> which have actually been fun | |
| <Volume> 🤢 | |
| <Volume> haha what | |
| <Volume-> <Volume> 🤢 | |
| <Viilipurkki> this one is actually less of a rainbow than my mIRC | |
| <Volume> I see your problem | |
| <Volume> You have 1990itis | |
| <Nadel> those ugly hackerman tier clients | |
| <Viilipurkki> quite possibly | |
| <Nadel> have something to distract you http://nyc-looks.com/post/172306441340/natalia-37-im-wearing-a-moon-goose-jacket | |
| <Nadel> those fucking shoes | |
| <Boomer> 37 jesus lord she looks 57 | |
| <Qipz> hah | |
| <Volume-> today i learned! | |
| <Viilipurkki> toppest of keks Volume- | |
| <Caligula> Is that the apotheosis of "the chat-up line"? | |
| <Murgasmos> I think I lost some of the very few brain cells I still have left after reading that Volume- | |
| <Nadel> >women as a class | |
| <Nadel> wh... | |
| <Murgasmos> maybe she means as an RPG class Nadel >-4 STR | |
| <Nadel> wew | |
| <Murgasmos> :-DD | |
| <Ramstrong> Murgasmos any idea when mcdevious is available for divinity again? | |
| <Boomer> 10/10 | |
| <Murgasmos> Absolutely no clue Ramstrong, just know he's getting new computer parts at the start of next week | |
| <Fujiko> :^) whats the disadvantage on Testicular Torsion Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> I'd be up for some divinities next week, though probably not during the week | |
| <Murgasmos> -4 AGI Fujiko | |
| <Fujiko> lol | |
| <Ramstrong> what about testicular tension | |
| <Murgasmos> What the fuck is a testicular tension | |
| <Ramstrong> a swollen nutsack | |
| <Murgasmos> >torsion is one testie hanging itself on its semen duct >tension is one testie holding the other at gunpoint | |
| <Murgasmos> A testie suicide and testie homicide | |
| <Viilipurkki> testicide | |
| <Ramstrong> maybe that's the real cause of testicular cancer | |
| <Viilipurkki> well, dead testicles would start to rot and couse testicular gangrene rather than testicular cancer | |
| <Viilipurkki> *cause | |
| <Nutblox> Pepe and wojack of testicles | |
| <Murgasmos> I have talked about testietwisties twice today, once in the morning and once during the night now | |
| <Murgasmos> What is up with this day | |
| <birdo> Your balls are a meme now | |
| <Murgasmos> Mate, my balls have been a meme close to three years now | |
| <Murgasmos> Actually is it two or three? | |
| <Murgasmos> Fuck, I can't even remember | |
| <Ramstrong> tfw no vacker to stream | |
| <birdo> take a picture so we can make some image macros | |
| <Murgasmos> I remember it was Friday the 13th 10 days before my bday, but can't remember which bday | |
| <Murgasmos> birdo I ain't Pyro man | |
| <Murgasmos> No pictures of balls | |
| <birdo> dag | |
| <Murgasmos> Not unless you have a dopelives platinum account | |
| <birdo> I think most of the other streamers have the twitch account info if you'd want to use that | |
| <Murgasmos> >want | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> so when are we watching ready player one btw | |
| <birdo> Another options is just using your youtube account | |
| <Murgasmos> Whazzat GUTSMANSASS? | |
| <Nadel> the latest nostalgia bait | |
| <birdo> Like there's nothing but references. Easter eggs are actually a plot point and are called easter eggs in the film and the characters have to hunt for them | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> someone explain the whole movie for me | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> i'm saying i'm going to see it | |
| <Boomer> It's a movie about references that's literally it | |
| <Boomer> "But it must have a story of some kind right?" Yeah, and all you need to know about what kinda story that is is that the guy gets the girl at the end | |
| <Ghatto> Just like the book as far as i remember, @Boomer | |
| <Ghatto> Except those were references to old atari games | |
| <Ghatto> And Amiga | |
| <Ghatto> I read part of it thou | |
| <Ghatto> I think i'll go watch it next week | |
| <Dougshack> trying to please Meryl is a journey | |
| <birdo> It's not worth it | |
| <birdo> or, erectile dysfunction can do that | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> can someone PM me the ending to it | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> ready player one that is | |
| <JDA> spoiler: player one ends up ready | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> wew | |
| <Nadel> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> I have fond memories of S streams. | |
| <Ramstrong> :( | |
| <EJ-DVi> !wisdom | |
| !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: GÚTSMANSASS played XCom 2 for 1h 56min 22sec, stopped 2h 0min 46sec ago | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> 24 hour hype | |
| <Viilipurkki> !lastplayed -1 | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Viilipurkki: 6h 56min 38sec ago, https://www.youtube.com/user/Dopelives/live played Grandia 2 for 2h 3min 39sec | |
| <Nadel> !lastplayed rumia | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Nadel: 5d 7h 11min 29sec ago, Rumia played Ultima VII: The Black Gate for 2h 30min 46sec | |
| <Nadel> fucking rip | |
| <Ghatto> Ripperoni all over my pepperoni | |
| <strogg> sup | |
| <plaaplaa> I'd ripperoni on your pepperoni, if you know what I mean Ghatto ;)) | |
| <Ghatto> ;) | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: nobody has been playing video games for 2h 42min 3sec. GUTSMANSASS played XCom 2 for 1h 56min 22sec | |
| <plaaplaa> DerSaddmann | |
| <plaaplaa> how are you | |
| <DerSandmann> Im thinking plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> how spooky | |
| <DerSandmann> >Go to Japan >Go back to Germany | |
| <Viilipurkki> why DerSandmann a sadman? | |
| <DerSandmann> why would I be a sadman | |
| <birdo> a badman | |
| <Viilipurkki> bedman | |
| <DerSandmann> pls we only were in bed for 11 hours | |
| <Viilipurkki> I've been in bed for over 24 hours in the past 2 days | |
| <plaaplaa> Viilipurkki don't tell them all our secrets | |
| <plaaplaa> 8) | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol | |
| <DerSandmann> but it's either go to Japan, probably spending a decent chunk of money | |
| <DerSandmann> or go to Germany and stay with her parents | |
| <plaaplaa> DerSandmann go to nippon | |
| <plaaplaa> become anime | |
| <DerSandmann> it will be 2 years since we've seen the parents | |
| <plaaplaa> but parents aren't anime | |
| <strogg> plaaplaa: how are you | |
| <plaaplaa> I'm neither dead nor dying | |
| <plaaplaa> but I feel like both | |
| <begoniabol> off to bed, goodnight everyone | |
| <plaaplaa> begoniabol you fug | |
| <plaaplaa> the fluffiest | |
| <begoniabol> 18 min, ill watch tomorrow | |
| <plaaplaa> horsedolphins | |
| <plaaplaa> under your bed | |
| <begoniabol> koala butts farting in your mouth | |
| <plaaplaa> you're so disgusting | |
| <plaaplaa> :< | |
| <begoniabol> so are you | |
| <plaaplaa> bye begoniabol | |
| <begoniabol> byebye plaaplaa | |
| <plaaplaa> strogg have you listened to more lake of tears | |
| <plaaplaa> I guess he died | |
| <plaaplaa> rip ;_;7 | |
| <Viilipurkki> who ded? | |
| <strogg> no, I have over a hundred albums on my backlog right now | |
| <strogg> sorry | |
| <strogg> why do you feel bad | |
| <plaaplaa> strogg but why take a chance on random albums, when you could listen to something that is guaranteed to be good :^) | |
| <plaaplaa> Just the usual existential dread | |
| <Ghatto> 404 not found | |
| <DerSandmann> shit time to dl it | |
| <strogg> I just came back from a birthday party hosted by people I've not seen in 5 years | |
| <DerSandmann> rip Ghatto | |
| <EJ-DVi> strogg: bunch of fat balding drug addicts amirite? | |
| <EJ-DVi> Wait I'm thinking high school reunion | |
| <DerSandmann> it was this Ghatto https://youtu.be/1CBctbw3c0s | |
| <Ghatto> Oh | |
| <Ghatto> Is it gut? | |
| <DerSandmann> no idea I just saw it on wsg | |
| <Ghatto> huh | |
| <Ghatto> Looks interesting | |
| <Ghatto> Also tetten | |
| <DerSandmann> mwo Ghatto http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1523133416860.webm | |
| <Ghatto> Aye, killing dem ravens | |
| <DerSandmann> MN | |
| <DerSandmann> mN | |
| <DerSandmann> fugk | |
| <DerSandmann> why was MWO wasted on PGI | |
| <Ghatto> Dunno | |
| <DerSandmann> the only thing that was nice | |
| <DerSandmann> is that my ravens became bulkier than heavy mechs | |
| <DerSandmann> err | |
| <DerSandmann> medium mechs | |
| <DerSandmann> because of quirks + structure nodes | |
| <Ghatto> Tbh it has been ages that i've played MWO | |
| <Ghatto> I think i stopped after Deerjesus left | |
| <DerSandmann> there's trees now Ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> WOT | |
| <Ghatto> Weeeew | |
| <DerSandmann> it's like a shitty PoE now Ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> :( | |
| <Ghatto> I'll return one of these days | |
| <Murgasmos> Where them late night striims at | |
| <Ghatto> But playing it alone is kinda boring tbh | |
| <DerSandmann> aye | |
| <Ghatto> I miss FISH stomps | |
| <DerSandmann> they've kinda ruined it | |
| <Viilipurkki> !lastplayed s:flippin | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Viilipurkki: 1d 23h 6min 57sec ago, Flip and Ram (and more?) played Streets of Rogue for 4h 37min 9sec, Alias: FlíppinKamikaze | |
| <Ghatto> plaaplaa https://i.imgur.com/FGA3WPh.jpg | |
| <Murgasmos> Ye Ghatto, I tend to not bother with most of those kinds of games anymore unless there's a good group together. | |
| <Murgasmos> Even though MWO was a pretty fun game | |
| <Ghatto> Aye | |
| <DerSandmann> alos there's stealth armor Ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> >stealth armor | |
| <DerSandmann> basically can't be target | |
| <DerSandmann> at a lot of heat | |
| <plaaplaa> Ghatto you need to keep birbs happy or they will stop your bibeogames https://youtu.be/Gt4f8MM1hko | |
| <Murgasmos> Does that just make LRM's completely useless against you DerSandmann? | |
| <Ghatto> It does | |
| <DerSandmann> yep Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> Fugg, rip missileboat | |
| <DerSandmann> they can't target you at all | |
| <Ghatto> I mean, you used to have a similar thing with the difusser that some mechs had | |
| <Ghatto> Like ravens | |
| <DerSandmann> ECM | |
| <Ghatto> ECM thanks | |
| <DerSandmann> you still need ECM for stealth armor | |
| <Ghatto> Bullshit | |
| <Murgasmos> Yeah, but you can still bypass ECM and get a target on someone with ECM and missile the shite out of him iirc | |
| <Murgasmos> In certain cases | |
| <DerSandmann> also you're invisible to thermals Ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> Oh fuck that | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea, it;s like turning off your vents in elite Ghatto | |
| <DerSandmann> you build up heat | |
| <Ghatto> Lazer mechs would shutdown in 4 shots, i imagine | |
| <Murgasmos> Elite is another great game I want to play again but would probably get bored quick if I play it alone | |
| <Murgasmos> I barely even played it when I first got the game | |
| <Murgasmos> Just cruised around with my solar harvester or w.e | |
| <Murgasmos> Tried to smuggle shit onto stations and crashing into it | |
| <Murgasmos> >want to blay gaems >half my gaems are boring alone and the other half I don't want to play | |
| <Murgasmos> Evry tim | |
| <Viilipurkki> play monster hunter with pugs Murgasmos, it will teach you to hate the french | |
| <Murgasmos> Viilipurkki I work with the French on a daily basis, I already hate them much more than any game can make me hate | |
| <Murgasmos> If I had a button that gave me asscancer but killed all the French, I would still press that button | |
| <DerSandmann> get a gaming buddy Murgasmos | |
| <DerSandmann> Murgasmos, should've helped Germany | |
| <Murgasmos> None of my gaming buddies are autistic DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> 60 years ago Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> But Finland did DerSandmann :-DDD | |
| <DerSandmann> ik :D | |
| <Murgasmos> >invading Russia in Winter | |
| <Murgasmos> You foken plonkers | |
| <DerSandmann> yea | |
| <DerSandmann> that was a stupid thing | |
| <DerSandmann> :/ | |
| <Murgasmos> It's like people never learn | |
| <Murgasmos> That is very catchy song DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> also stealth overrides ferro | |
| <DerSandmann> also holyshet | |
| <DerSandmann> TIL they normalized engines too Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> Normalized? | |
| <DerSandmann> you know how some variants could put in a bigger engine, etc? | |
| <DerSandmann> than the othe variants | |
| <Murgasmos> Ye | |
| <DerSandmann> wait nvm | |
| <Murgasmos> And take up all the foken space | |
| <DerSandmann> they just bumped up the raven | |
| <DerSandmann> :/ | |
| <DerSandmann> also they added medium range missiles Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> uwot | |
| <DerSandmann> and light ppcs | |
| <Murgasmos> So LRM's were pretty top, SRM's were wet shit, how's MRM's then? | |
| <DerSandmann> SRMs were fucking good | |
| <DerSandmann> mate | |
| <Murgasmos> Do I need to download foken MWO again now | |
| <Murgasmos> DerSandmann nah, they were shite because I can't play :-DDD | |
| <Murgasmos> Does anyone even play MWO regularly anymore? Because if yes, I could actually download the game bretty quick | |
| <DerSandmann> no | |
| <DerSandmann> it wen to shit | |
| <DerSandmann> went to shit | |
| <Murgasmos> Ah heck | |
| <plaaplaa> no one plays video games anymore | |
| <Murgasmos> ;_; | |
| <plaaplaa> now it's all about MEMES | |
| <DerSandmann> it pains me to see bad website code now | |
| <DerSandmann> :/ | |
| <plaaplaa> DerSandmann imagine being neo | |
| <plaaplaa> just walking around | |
| <DerSandmann> wwat | |
| <plaaplaa> how much shitty code would he see | |
| <DerSandmann> man | |
| <DerSandmann> I would be saddened | |
| <DerSandmann> Even at my work Murgasmos | |
| <Artless> suhg | |
| <DerSandmann> >co-worker shows me a project they've spent days on | |
| <plaaplaa> @Artless my baby | |
| <DerSandmann> >WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT | |
| <Artless> I got a thali from this place and I swear I must've been the first whitey to step foot in there | |
| <DerSandmann> >whitey | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahah | |
| <DerSandmann> Either that or I'm doing something terribly wrong Murgasmos | |
| <DerSandmann> >internal dashboard takes 5 minutes to load | |
| <Artless> The patrons were like "the fuck is this dude a cop" | |
| <DerSandmann> >I write one in 3 hours that loads instantly | |
| <Murgasmos> Artless why are you visiting the ghetto? | |
| <DerSandmann> ^ | |
| <Artless> I ain't | |
| <Artless> this was in the middle of bellevue | |
| <Ramstrong> oh wow | |
| <Ramstrong> barony got a massive content update last month | |
| <Ramstrong> didn't notice till now | |
| <DerSandmann> time to go to work, no streams | |
| <Murgasmos> RIP striims | |
| <birdo> RIP | |
| <plaaplaa> @Artless maybe this will cheer you up https://youtu.be/tOxQcb6kCMc | |
| <Ghatto> plaaplaa https://i.imgur.com/FGA3WPh.jpg | |
| <plaaplaa> birbs are all | |
| <Artless> Eh I'm pretty cheery all things considered, I got some aloo gobhi and some pretty nice paneer. | |
| <DerSandmann_> that suplex | |
| <DerSandmann_> artless, I thought white men only eat butter chicken | |
| <DerSandmann_> paneer tika masala Artless? | |
| <Artless> nah this is malai paneer | |
| <DerSandmann_> mhm | |
| <Artless> I'd have gotten the punjabi curry but I couldn't see what else was in it besides the gravy | |
| <Artless> So I defaulted to my usual in indian fare: choose the thing that's kinda of yellow or orange and contains cheese | |
| <Viilipurkki> chicken korma is nice | |
| <DerSandmann_> mhm | |
| <Viilipurkki> you should ry it if you haven't already @Artless | |
| <DerSandmann_> I'm more of a hearty vegetable korma or something | |
| <Viilipurkki> *try | |
| <DerSandmann_> i like a lot of vegetables with my curry | |
| <Artless> I have Villipurkki, I am a fan | |
| <Artless> Though it's not common in chaat houses which is where I went today; south indian is usually vegetarian. | |
| <DerSandmann_> ic | |
| <Artless> Got this onion paratha and some raita, I'm a contented boy | |
| <Artless> they gave it to me in a pizza box | |
| <Artless> I was like damn how much did I actually order and turns out a lot more than I was expecting | |
| <Viilipurkki> I should go to bed before I get too hungry | |
| <Artless> hahaah | |
| <Artless> Goodnight then Villipurkki | |
| <plaaplaa> I'm going to sleep too | |
| <plaaplaa> how will chat survive without finns | |
| <Murgasmos> I am still here | |
| <Murgasmos> I am here forever | |
| <Murgasmos> Or atleast until I pass out | |
| !next | |
| <TwitterBot> >implying someone will stream | |
| <DerSandmann_> fuck off | |
| <Murgasmos> Wew | |
| <Murgasmos> >no striims | |
| <birdo> Rumia has forsaken us | |
| <Artless> Que te jodan | |
| !lastplayed g:no more heroes | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 561d 3h 18min 41sec (1y 196d) ago, Danǫfthetubes played No More Heroes for 4h 28min 36sec | |
| !lastplayed g:my favorite game | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: no match for game :( | |
| <birdo> waw | |
| <Artless> Hey birdo what's your favorite game and the last four digits of your social security number? | |
| <birdo> I've been rused with this three too many times! | |
| <Artless> Nuts. Almost got him. | |
| <birdo> I don't even think I have a favorite game | |
| <Artless> The best thing about that joke is the timestamp, implying the character not only has a flatscreen tv that didn't exist back then but also wasn't watching the news until 3:10 pm | |
| <birdo> Not the best period piece | |
| <Artless> It's like they don't even have a continuity director | |
| <birdo> Is this the end of dopelives? Is the livelive over? | |
| <Ghatto> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Ghatto: GUTSMANSASS played XCom 2 for 1h 56min 22sec, stopped 5h 31min 32sec ago | |
| <birdo> RIP us | |
| <birdo> we're going to have to eat VODs to stay alive | |
| <Ghatto> That is my secret, @birdo ...i always live eating VOD's | |
| !ondemand | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Vacker.tv - http://vacker.tv/ondemand/ | |
| <birdo> time to watch some splatooooons | |
| !lastplayed g:pyre | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: 2583d 13h 5min 27sec (7y 28d) ago, El Dopefisho played Dracula:Undead Vampyre sex 2 for 2min 59sec | |
| <Artless> Right. | |
| <birdo> wat | |
| <DerSandmann_> lewd | |
| <birdo> or not lewd enough | |
| <nogaems> picked up some tasty looking cereal from the corner store. taste it and it's like cheap plastice filled with preservatives and fake flavour. fuck | |
| <nogaems> looks nice tho | |
| <DerSandmann_> >nogames got rused by the kid cereals | |
| <nogaems> it was an old man cereal! | |
| <nogaems> the original steam punk | |
| <Artless> fuck this castle, and fuck your treasure tables | |
| <DerSandmann_> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann_: nobody has toucha my spaghet for 6h 35min 19sec :(. GUTSMANSASS played XCom 2 for 1h 56min 22sec | |
| <nogaems> poor spaghet | |
| <birdo> rip dopelives | |
| <outtis> fuck it feels good to be able to eat again | |
| <Artless> Dare you explore its ambulatory expanse to find the treasures within? | |
| <Artless> elephant for scale only, Earthshaker is no friend of elephants. | |
| <birdo> what's in the dick? | |
| <Artless> lava | |
| <nogaems> jaysus | |
| <birdo> I can relate to that | |
| <Artless> For real though his crotch is filled with gnomes. | |
| <Artless> And pneumatic pumps that are supposed to drive the legs. | |
| <birdo> That sounds painful | |
| <Artless> You want to know what the treasure for beating the earthshaker is? | |
| <Artless> You get to sell a bunch of scrap iron and a man becomes your friend. | |
| <nogaems> the g forced of that thing walking would kill all adventurers inside | |
| <nogaems> lucky gnomes are immune to intertia | |
| <a-> skyrim vr is on the top sellers list on steam | |
| <a-> they keep getting away with it | |
| <nogaems> wait, r u havin a laff? | |
| <nogaems> skyrim vr? | |
| <nogaems> it isnt even a good game, fucking hell | |
| <a-> multi item storage silo on slime rancher update, no more storage woes | |
| <Ghatto> Ohhh man...been a while since i played Kof 98 and 2002 | |
| <Ghatto> Steam version ain't bad | |
| <Ghatto> But has new moves that the original didn't had | |
| <Ghatto> Also cancels | |
| <a-> really they changed the games on the ports? | |
| <Ghatto> Yeah | |
| <Ghatto> I played those games for years and i can tell the difference | |
| <Ghatto> Timings are a bit different | |
| <Ghatto> Also you can cancel combos that you couldn't in the original arcade | |
| <a-> pretty unusual for a company to do something like that | |
| <Ghatto> True, but then again is the "steam" version, so you could be able to make crazier combos than in the original arcade | |
| <Ghatto> Also there are a few new move sets | |
| <Ghatto> For example, Terry has a one-two combos with his hands on fire like doing a "power knuckle" when you do FDB+LP(or SP) | |
| <Ghatto> That is totally new | |
| <birdo> Yay storage fixes in the slimegame | |
| <Ghatto> Man...i really need an octogonal restrictor for my fight stick | |
| <Ghatto> Damn clumsy to play with the original quad | |
| <Artless> Ska http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1521016493403.webm | |
| <nogaems> haha | |
| <Ghatto> Holy fuck https://www.facebook.com/panshitposting/videos/883884781758475/ | |
| <birdo> pan shitposting | |
| <nogaems> i think ive heard this weeb song before | |
| <birdo> where are the weeb streams | |
| <Ghatto> Greene is asleep | |
| <birdo> we need more weebs | |
| <Ghatto> Are you sure about that? | |
| <Ghatto> I could weebstream but i ain't a streamer | |
| <birdo> what kinda weebs would you weebstrem? | |
| <Ghatto> weebgames, like animu based games tbh | |
| <nogaems> boku no black and white bearLuv alternative | |
| <Ghatto> Also old games, ps1 era | |
| <Ghatto> Or PS2 | |
| <Ghatto> And mame, since i was an arcade kid | |
| <birdo> I love old playstation games. Just the right amount of jank | |
| <Ghatto> PS1 era was my jam | |
| <birdo> What were your fav gaems? | |
| <Ghatto> Hmmm | |
| <birdo> I need to get all the illegal streamer channels and rig up another twitterbot for when people go live | |
| <Ghatto> SOTN, Legend of Legaia, Need for Spee 4 high stakes, Silent Bomber, Macross VFX 2, Spyro 2 and 3 (1 was fine but not that fun), Gauntlet Legends, | |
| <Ghatto> Were among the few ones i played a lot | |
| <Ghatto> Oh, Tenchu as well | |
| <birdo> Oh damn, that's a lot of game! | |
| <Ghatto> Also Parasite Eve 1 and 2 | |
| <Ghatto> I still have them, and my PS2 | |
| <birdo> Now those were some weird game | |
| <Ghatto> And the memory cards | |
| <Ghatto> Yeah. For some reason i had also a few japanese games (like Macross VFX 2) | |
| <birdo> Everything is still working? I remember people used to have issues with the laser wearing out or something | |
| <Ghatto> Mine is working fine | |
| <Ghatto> I take care of my consoles and keep em clean | |
| <Ghatto> PS2, PS3, PS4, SNES, 64, Wii U | |
| <Ghatto> All working fine | |
| <birdo> All the classics | |
| <Ghatto> Still looking for a NES and Atari 2600 | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> Hello | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> I am very, very black | |
| <Ghatto> Ahoy @Outtis | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> :3 | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> sup ghatto | |
| <Ghatto> Among weeb games, @birdo i have both Cardcaptor Sakura PS1 games, Digimon Adventure, JoJo's bizzare adventure (it was the fighting game), Dragon Ball Final Bout... | |
| <Ghatto> Uhh.... | |
| <birdo> Oh man, what are the card captor games even like? I barely remember that show | |
| <Ghatto> I'm trying to remember the rest. I brought with me a lot of them when i moved but most of the games are at my dad's place | |
| <Ghatto> One was a Tetris kind of game. "Eternal Heart" was named | |
| <Ghatto> The other one was more like an adventure type where you re-lived the entire 1st and 2nd season | |
| <Ghatto> It was a 2 disc game | |
| <Ghatto> I still have those | |
| <birdo> Sounds neat | |
| <Ghatto> As a weeb and clamp fanboy those were my precious. I had to create clones to not scratch the originals | |
| <Ghatto> Which reminds me...my SOTN and NFS4 copies died horribly from playing them a lot | |
| <birdo> RIP | |
| <Ghatto> I still have the SOTN disc, but is beyond dead (can't be read anymore) and NSF4 is also dead but i managed to find a copy in one of my trips to a store in 'murrica | |
| <Ghatto> SOTN disc is damn expensive...70 bucks | |
| <Ghatto> Wait no...90 | |
| <Ghatto> It was 79 + tax | |
| <birdo> Jeeze! | |
| <nogaems> are mexican dolalridoos comparable to burgerbucks? | |
| <nogaems> or is it some of that gay shit like swedish kronors that make no sense | |
| <Ghatto> 1 US Dorra = 19 MXN | |
| <Ghatto> The currency exchange is not good for my country atm | |
| <nogaems> oh no | |
| <Ghatto> It was 1USD = 11 MXN 6 years ago but this govt. fucked up | |
| <nogaems> ah damn that sucks | |
| <nogaems> iirc even the aussie dollar was worth more than one usd when obongo started that dumb war | |
| <nogaems> then HURRRR DURRR | |
| <nogaems> ah well, the mining companies got out alive, at least. they managed to not pay tax and rape our mineral heritage. back then the politician cocksuckers used to masturbate all over tv about the mining boom | |
| <nogaems> think it has hit less than .60 usd | |
| <nogaems> .70 even | |
| <birdo> That is some old ass anime | |
| <Ghatto> Ranma is top | |
| <Artless> Imagine being given the ability to turn into a girl hotter than your girlfriend | |
| <Ghatto> My personal fav. opening was this one thou https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEEUad7U8Bw | |
| <Yadde> mörng | |
| <Artless> Of course you'd like the one with the salsa opening | |
| <Ghatto> Hue | |
| <Ghatto> Also Koi da panic (sorry spanish, but i was not able to find the clean version) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=777YtDfbnYI | |
| <Ghatto> But that was only for the oad's | |
| <Yadde> are we linking old stuff again? | |
| <Ghatto> Probably | |
| <Ghatto> Cute honey was great too | |
| <Artless> I was just opening great OPs. | |
| <Ghatto> Have you seen the new Lupin the 3rd anime, @Artless ? | |
| <Ghatto> It was released this week, i think | |
| <Artless> If there's something more recent than Goemon's spray of blood I'm not aware of it | |
| <Ghatto> We space? then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWzQkhLQYr8 | |
| <Yadde> wrong kind of space Ghatto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq-b_iNrQaQ | |
| <Yadde> I love these vocals | |
| <Ghatto> Old anime is returning @Artless. Lupin 3rd, gegege no kitaro | |
| <Ghatto> Oh man Galaxy express, Yadde | |
| <Yadde> also I can never watch Macross with a good feeling because it keeps reminding me of Harmony Gold and its crap | |
| <Ghatto> Fucking School Rumble made a homage to Galaxy Express Yadde https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVzxEYkTC7Y | |
| <Artless> You mean part 5? I remember that was supposed to start this year but I didn't think it was now | |
| <Yadde> that's probably the 10th time you link that Ghatto :D | |
| <Ghatto> I saw the Robotech that harmony did, Yadde and it is terrible. I re-watched the original macross a few years ago cuz i managed to get it | |
| <Ghatto> Oh, sorry lad...is just that my wife loved that anime and it jumps in my mind when i see galaxy express | |
| <Fujiko> Ghatto: best lupin theme ever made imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywxxqg1rNsI | |
| <Artless> huh. Don't remember that part about swine flu on the chalkboard. | |
| <birdo> Classic | |
| <Ghatto> Fujiko the new anime op is not bad tbh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GK9aXTnzOt8 | |
| <Ghatto> It may not have lyrics but i like it anyway | |
| <Fujiko> new art is trash | |
| <Fujiko> disregarded | |
| <Artless> Thanks anime op uploader for spreading the truth about swine flu vaccines | |
| <Ghatto> The OP art is different from the actual animation art, Fujiko | |
| <Fujiko> better be, cause the OP animation is literally dumpster fire | |
| <Artless> It's just using the recent films aesthetic if you watched those | |
| <Ghatto> I liked it | |
| <Ghatto> Also Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLu_GmbYz-Q | |
| <Ghatto> God damn @Artless | |
| <Ghatto> 5 seconds appart... | |
| <Artless> Same wavelength bud | |
| <Artless> Too bad about the Kenshin author though. | |
| <Yadde> imagine hearing Goldmember at the end of an anime opening | |
| <Yadde> ~goooldmeeeeeembaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ | |
| <Ghatto> @Artless something happened to Nobuhiro Watsuki ? | |
| <Ghatto> Or i got the author wrong? | |
| <Artless> Charged with possession of child pornography. | |
| <Ghatto> Oh fug, really? | |
| <Artless> Yeah this was sometime last year. | |
| <Ghatto> Damn, son | |
| <Artless> let's keep up with posting anime openings | |
| <Ghatto> Can't forget the capn' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpvjZ7gO9B0 | |
| <Ghatto> @Artless, my nigga | |
| <Artless> man would you want a thirsty oni alien after your dick | |
| <Ghatto> Let's walk down through CLAMP lane https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXNJ-6qpU6c | |
| <Artless> ooh ooh | |
| <Ghatto> Also from clamp https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTbDTVEpEzo | |
| <Ghatto> Bomb a head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuz01t_9wtg | |
| <Ghatto> Ska has ruined me, @Artless i can't watch that ending without thinking in any of the Niconico edits | |
| <Ghatto> Loved this anime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSNgJTx1Q7U | |
| <Ghatto> I should re-watch it | |
| <Yadde> aight guys, think that's enough cartoons for now | |
| <Ghatto> >enough cartoons | |
| <Ghatto> >enough | |
| <Ghatto> >cartoons | |
| <birdo> Yes, it is now time for streams of games based on cartoons | |
| <Ghatto> Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yO4myLCfN-Y | |
| <Ghatto> Cuz BOA | |
| <Ghatto> hnnnnnggghhhh | |
| <Artless> it's more the songs that prelude the cartoons than the cartoons themselves Yadde. | |
| <Ghatto> That...and nostalgia as well @Artless | |
| <Ghatto> Well, in my case at least | |
| <Artless> last one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR6piK3qdm8 | |
| <Artless> torture. | |
| <Ghatto> Fucking Love Hina | |
| <Ghatto> Also >eng dub | |
| <Ghatto> Pls no | |
| <Topso> Morning | |
| <Artless> It's bad Ghatto | |
| <Artless> Morn Topso | |
| <Ghatto> As in KILL ME NOW bad | |
| <Ghatto> But not as Nelvana's Cardcaptors OP bad, Artless | |
| <Ghatto> That shit was CANCER | |
| <Ghatto> Compared to the original OP's i mean | |
| <Ghatto> Also Morning @Topso | |
| <Topso> We talking Love hina? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ,prmogm | |
| <Yadde> mgpre | |
| <arch> anybody know shit about wrestlecon? | |
| <Ghatto> Ok, my last then https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoNACq5M-z0 | |
| <Ghatto> Topso we were posting animu OP's | |
| <Artless> Personally lamenting that the opening isn't on YT anywhere Topso, just dubs. | |
| <Topso> gay | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso my first exposure to Love Hina was a dating sim and I had no idea it was an anime for the longest time so I was surprised how mainstream this obscure porn game I played was whenever I saw it | |
| <Artless> It all started cause I posted the first Ranma opening, Ghatto and I got carried away trying to out-nostalgia one another. | |
| <Topso> Love Hina was the first manga I heard of | |
| <Ghatto> ^ @Artless | |
| <Artless> Newgrounds, Dope? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah of course artless :D | |
| <Yadde> the name Love Hina is pretty familiar to me, but I'm not sure I ever saw any of it | |
| <Artless> Yadde beat you to that one | |
| <Ghatto> It was posted already, Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Goddamn Yadde wins then | |
| <Topso> Also Love hina dating sim is on the list of game you guys want me to play | |
| <Artless> hahahaha | |
| <Ghatto> hah | |
| <Yadde> I know the good stuffs, Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso uh really lol | |
| <Ghatto> Probably after Sengoku Rance | |
| <Dopefish__lives> This one is up there too | |
| <Yadde> ah, no, didn't post that | |
| <Yadde> I posted Galaxy Express | |
| <ncn> fuck you all https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gayZcTlOx38 | |
| <Ghatto> Fokken mummin | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso I wouldn't recommend it. It's old as fuck, and not very good. There are way better ones these days if you want the same kind of experience - but really, for streaming I'd recommend more story heavy games instead. | |
| <Yadde> like Rance | |
| <Topso> ok will remove from list then | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso I mean | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it might be fun for the nostalgia for us | |
| <Artless> moomin is the hardest core anime | |
| <Topso> We don' | |
| <Topso> don't want nostalgia we want titts | |
| <ncn> ain't got any tits yet >:T | |
| <Yadde> I had to provide my own tits | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso do you like psychological horror | |
| <Topso> Yes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> What about stuff like SAW | |
| <ncn> euphoria | |
| <Topso> first one, the other ones are shit | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yeah what ncn said | |
| <Dopefish__lives> play Euphoria | |
| <Ghatto> Fuck...now i want to watch a lot of those animes @Artless | |
| <Ghatto> Shit | |
| <Artless> Plan worked. | |
| <Topso> Is that a horror game? | |
| <Topso> Because I can't play horror games | |
| <birdo> wow | |
| <Topso> I am a pussy | |
| <birdo> sparklepussy | |
| <Dopefish__lives> topso it's a porn game | |
| <Ghatto> Glitterpussy | |
| <Dopefish__lives> with psychological horror | |
| <Topso> yeah my pussy might sparkle but its still a pussy | |
| <Yadde> zombie tits? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it's basically a porn parody of SAW a little bit | |
| <Dopefish__lives> not exactly but | |
| <Dopefish__lives> that's a good way to describe it. | |
| <Topso> Lol I am not gonna mix porn with horror | |
| <kalo> Morning | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's not scary to play at all, no jump scares etc, just psychological situations Topso | |
| <ncn> @Topso did you know that a single piece of glitter is called a scintilla | |
| <Topso> its like mixing ketchup with pancakes | |
| <Yadde> I'll have to try that | |
| <kalo> I have a solid theory that tooth paste would work well with hot dogs | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Topso nah, you should try it, it's not as weird as it sounds. | |
| <Topso> Oh I didn't ncn 😃 thanks for the glitter fact | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's not like a traditional horror game obviously | |
| <Dopefish__lives> It's a visual novel | |
| <Topso> Is it rape? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Yes | |
| <Yadde> I mean Topso, blue cheese with pepperkaka works | |
| <Topso> then no | |
| <Dopefish__lives> >no rape | |
| <Dopefish__lives> what | |
| <ncn> banana between a lihis is pretty gud, tested and proven | |
| <Yadde> a piroque | |
| <ncn> fuck off you french fuck | |
| <Topso> We want happy sex | |
| <Topso> not rape | |
| <Dopefish__lives> What about Rance style not-quite-but-technically rape | |
| <Yadde> also ncn, we had a debate with a friend wether lihis is a piirakka or a piiras | |
| <ncn> in rape one of the participants is happy | |
| <Dopefish__lives> where it's played as a joke | |
| <Yadde> and wether karjalanpiirakka is a piirakka or a piiras | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ncn in Euphoria often times netiher person is happy | |
| <Topso> consensual rape is fine | |
| <Yadde> turns out people are just retarded and there's no clear definition of piiras and piirakka anymore | |
| <Topso> Also no tears | |
| <Topso> I get super uncomfortable when they cry during sex | |
| <Yadde> I always used to just think that piiras = open and piirakka = completely encased | |
| <ncn> that's what i think too | |
| <Yadde> but some sources say that it's more like | |
| <Yadde> piiras = big, and piirakka = smaller | |
| <ncn> well, the -kka could be interpreted as a diminutive | |
| <Yadde> so you get your mustikkapiiras wich is a big thing in a plate | |
| <Yadde> and you get your lihapiirakka and karjalanpiirakka wich are smaller | |
| <Yadde> it kinda makes sense too though | |
| <Yadde> atleast we don't call every pastry a kakku | |
| <Dopefish__lives> jesus | |
| <Dopefish__lives> perkele | |
| <outtis> jävla skitstövel | |
| <ncn> lihakakku, wonder how would that work | |
| <Topso> Also you guys should be soooo proud of me | |
| <outtis> ncn make it our of aladobi | |
| <outtis> :DDD | |
| <outtis> and maksapasteija | |
| <Topso> I am actually making progress in Divinity original sins 2 | |
| <outtis> eww | |
| <outtis> that would be vile | |
| <Yadde> Dopefish__lives https://youtu.be/UYTe5h3fCW8?t=83 | |
| <ncn> holy balls https://reseptitaivas.fi/reseptit/lihakakku/ | |
| <birdo> If only someone could make progress in that game on stream as a project | |
| <birdo> We've had like what three attempts now? | |
| <Topso> I would never stream it, I do so many reloads thats its embarassing | |
| <ncn> if only someone could make progress in HUNIEPOP | |
| <Topso> hahaha | |
| <birdo> Nah, I don't want you to stream it Topso. I'm just buttmad over the times it's been dropped for one reason or another | |
| <Yadde> if someone would progress in ANYTHING | |
| <ncn> !lastplayed g:ultima | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ncn: 5d 14h 24min 3sec ago, Rumia played Ultima VII: The Black Gate for 2h 30min 46sec | |
| <Topso> its been five days!? | |
| <birdo> Is Rumia the only streamer that completes things? | |
| <Topso> wow | |
| <Topso> times goes fast | |
| <Lunki_> hey, I completed atleast 1 game! | |
| <Topso> HEY | |
| <Topso> I completeded stuff | |
| <Yadde> !lastplayed g:might and magic | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Yadde: 6d 13h 16min 12sec ago, Rumia played Dark Messiah- Might and Magic (PC) for 2h 44min 51sec | |
| <Yadde> no | |
| <Yadde> fuck you rumia | |
| <Topso> 2 telltale games | |
| <Yadde> !lastplayed s:lunki g:might and magic | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Yadde: 767d 14h 45min 52sec (2y 37d) ago, Lunkí played Might and Magic VII for 10h 49min 29sec | |
| <Lunki_> hehh | |
| <birdo> You guys gotta cum on step it up | |
| <Yadde> cum on step? | |
| <Topso> cum ? | |
| <Yadde> cumsies on feetsies? | |
| <Topso> YADDE! | |
| <ncn> crusty muffalo cummies | |
| <Topso> NCN! | |
| <Topso> why crusty whyyy | |
| <Yadde> ncn, cummisetä | |
| <ncn> :::::D | |
| <ncn> don't mix cement with your vatkain you donger | |
| <Yadde> you making bricks there, IronBar? | |
| <arch> pack of hot dogs https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaOwdHeWkAAIpI6.jpg:large | |
| <Yadde> that's lewd arch | |
| <ncn> i was expecting different kind of hot | |
| <Yadde> heated canines | |
| <Topso> deckard cain coming to hots hahaha | |
| <Yadde> IronBar https://youtu.be/mkUZFV8g0YE?t=26 | |
| <ncn> i thought hot dog meant the whole package with the bun and all and not just the sausage | |
| <Yadde> it does ncn | |
| <Dopefish__lives> it does | |
| <Yadde> because the sausage is just sausage | |
| <Yadde> or wiener | |
| <Dopefish__lives> the sausage is a wiener | |
| <Dopefish__lives> or a frankfurter | |
| <Dopefish__lives> :D | |
| <Yadde> or a nakkimakkara | |
| <Yadde> murricans just call heated wieners "hot dogs" | |
| <Artless> Would it anger you to learn that americans use the terms interchangably | |
| <ncn> yes | |
| <ncn> this i wish to unlearn | |
| <birdo> We don't care enough about names since hot dogs are trash tier foods for losers | |
| <Dopefish__lives> here we call them biltema k�rv | |
| <Yadde> biltema? | |
| <Artless> With "hot dog" specifically referring to beef frankfurters made from awful offal, not even good offal | |
| <Yadde> isn't that the department store, Dopefish__lives? | |
| <kalo> Biltema Körv | |
| <kalo> 5 kronor | |
| <kalo> hugget som stucket | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Not a department store no but it is a store | |
| <Dopefish__lives> exact kalo | |
| <Yadde> Körv och fläsk | |
| <ncn> i think the körv around here is like 50 cents | |
| <Yadde> korvia ja läskiä | |
| <outtis> biltema sells car shit | |
| <outtis> and general tool shit | |
| <outtis> cheap shit | |
| <Topso> and körv | |
| <ncn> biltema sells shit | |
| <ncn> fixed that for you | |
| <outtis> ncn ye | |
| <outtis> I bought a small grindy drilly thing with like 20 different bits from biltema | |
| <outtis> it's been great for the price | |
| <Nooya> Dopefish__lives, did you play Bit People? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> nope, what's that Nooya? | |
| <Nooya> Imagine homm3 style grid combat, with hilariously ridiculous characters, decent humour from the little bits I've seen | |
| <Dopefish__lives> sounds pretty nice I guess | |
| <Nooya> adventure, gear up, beat stronger foes | |
| <Dopefish__lives> is it new | |
| <ncn> you mean pit people | |
| <Nooya> Oh yeah, Pit people | |
| <Nooya> my bad | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Realistic death simulation: dead characters are dead forever and can�t be brought back, even if you need them to complete the story!* Whoops! | |
| <Dopefish__lives> welp, pirating it now :D | |
| <Nooya> Should be a good strim | |
| <ncn> also has coöp multiplayer | |
| <Topso> cööp | |
| <Lunki_> c�p | |
| <Nooya> c��p | |
| <ncn> it's a valid spelling you nincompoops https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/co%C3%B6p | |
| <Dopefish__lives> why | |
| <Dopefish__lives> because of german | |
| <Dopefish__lives> gotcha | |
| <outtis> MULTIJUGADOR | |
| <Lunki_> co�p xD would be german spelling | |
| <ncn> gitcho linguistics in check niggas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diaeresis_(diacritic) | |
| <IronBar> What the fuck Trump Tower is burning again | |
| <birdo> That's going to happen a lot | |
| <IronBar> NYFD Commissioner on Trump Tower fire, "..the upper floors which are residence floors are not sprinklered". | |
| <IronBar> And someone died | |
| <Dopefish__lives> 9/11 2.0 | |
| <IronBar> !larry | |
| <Yadde> why the fuck are they not sprinklered? | |
| <Ezid> i would dualwield two shields! | |
| <IronBar> Yadde the best buildings don't need sprinklers, believe me | |
| <IronBar> He only builds the best | |
| <IronBar> Besterer than anyone else | |
| <birdo> That's within code for residential spaces | |
| <Dopefish__lives> ^ | |
| <birdo> The press is just trying to make a meme | |
| <IronBar> Fire sprinklers were not required in New York City high-rises when Trump Tower was completed in 1983. Subsequent updates to the building code required commercial skyscrapers to install the sprinklers retroactively, but owners of older residential high-rises are not required to install sprinklers unless the building undergoes major renovations. | |
| <ncn> >not spriknlering to save money | |
| <birdo> Now how about that London? I hear they have amazing fires, the best. Some of the finest fires you'll ever see. | |
| <Dopefish__lives> can someone fast forward time like 2 hours so I can wake up Sian and do some streaming | |
| <Dopefish__lives> I wanna try the game Nooya mentioned | |
| <Yadde> I know how I'll spend that 2 hours | |
| <Yadde> save scumming JA | |
| <IronBar> Dopefish__lives, wake her up and tell her that Daylight saving got updated, you move clocks forward a total of three hours now GET UP | |
| <IronBar> I'm still frustrated by it | |
| <IronBar> It's actually 9:03 in Finland | |
| <IronBar> but nooooo here's DST it's 10 instead :DDDDD | |
| <arch> you can't stream while sian is asleep? | |
| <arch> girlfriend problems | |
| <Dopefish__lives> arch it's kinda early on the weekend I dont wanna wake her up | |
| <DerSandmann_> >early | |
| <Dopefish__lives> its 9 | |
| <DerSandmann_> :-^D | |
| <DerSandmann_> >early | |
| <Ghatto> 2 AM here | |
| <Ghatto> I should bed but couldn't be fucked | |
| <DerSandmann_> 7:06PM on Sunday here | |
| <DerSandmann_> I'm building a thing atm :> | |
| <ncn> a sex gynoid? | |
| <DerSandmann_> na- SQL monitor dashboard | |
| <Ghatto> Fun | |
| <Ghatto> With Java? | |
| <DerSandmann_> FUCK NO | |
| <DerSandmann_> Java can go fuck itself | |
| <Ghatto> UI or just traces? | |
| <DerSandmann_> Recording CPU and data from the ringbuffer - We currently get something like this - https://i.imgur.com/VeUbVfi.png | |
| <DerSandmann_> where green is 0%, up to red at 100% utilization | |
| <DerSandmann_> but it's hard as fuck to see | |
| <Ghatto> Aye | |
| <DerSandmann_> 1 pixel = 1 minute | |
| <DerSandmann_> that's actual size | |
| <Ghatto> Fuck me | |
| <Ghatto> Hard to read indeed | |
| <DerSandmann_> the yellow bands are 8-5 | |
| <Nooya> I really fucking want monster hunter rn | |
| <DerSandmann_> go get it | |
| <Ghatto> I had a python script that used to read CPU memory and garbage collector status and create output files and one guy made another one to create graphics based on that | |
| <Ghatto> Sadly i lost them when my HDD died | |
| <DerSandmann_> ah - We have a database guy who did the current graphs - he's more of a data guy. I'm doing something like this: https://i.imgur.com/cAbmHYt.png | |
| <DerSandmann_> each square is a 40 minute block, but you can click into it to go deeper into that day | |
| <DerSandmann_> when you click into the day you get the full day's 1440 blocks | |
| <Ghatto> Noice | |
| <ncn> what's with the dashes, use a comma like a sensible person | |
| <DerSandmann_> and you can drill into one of the minutes to see what was executing during that minute | |
| <Ghatto> Live reading? | |
| <Ghatto> Or only after the last minute | |
| <DerSandmann_> live reading, then it's saved | |
| <Ghatto> Nice | |
| <DerSandmann_> last minute comes from the SQL ringbuffer | |
| <DerSandmann_> which is 'LIVE' data basically | |
| <Ghatto> Yeah | |
| <Ghatto> I miss dealing with DB's, servers and performance stuff in general | |
| <Ghatto> It was fun | |
| <DerSandmann_> but yea, on the smaller grid, the CPU will be averaged, so any got spots will show up, and then you can pop into them deeper | |
| <DerSandmann_> without trying to look at 1440 pixels x 15 days | |
| <DerSandmann_> all at once | |
| <Ghatto> Aye | |
| <Ghatto> That'd be way more helpful | |
| <DerSandmann_> using a fotm javascript framework too | |
| <DerSandmann_> :-^D | |
| <DerSandmann_> but it's so nice | |
| <Nooya> I think the music in the game might be right up your alley Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> neat | |
| <Ghatto> It is a game where sound makes a difference after all, Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann_> that was a meh porn Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann_> she wasn't even with the team | |
| <Ghatto> Fug...it's 2 30 AM and i forgot to eat in the whole day... | |
| <DerSandmann_> i havent eaten since Friday | |
| <DerSandmann_> fuck the polis | |
| <Ghatto> Last i ate was Friday at 6 | |
| <DerSandmann_> it's sunday 7:30 here Ghatto | |
| <DerSandmann_> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann_: nobody has been steaming hams for 10h 17min 18sec ;__;. GUTSMANSASS played XCom 2 for 1h 56min 22sec | |
| <DerSandmann_> steamed hams? | |
| <Ghatto> 10 hours of nostreams | |
| <Nutblox> Eat a rice cracker atleast, DerSandmann | |
| <Ghatto> >nobody has been steaming hamns | |
| <Ghatto> hahaha | |
| <DerSandmann_> I read that as eat a rice cooker | |
| <Dopefish__lives> are retards allowed to do porn | |
| <Ghatto> If they have the bod, why not | |
| <DerSandmann_> she's a normal 18 year old southern girl Dopefish__lives | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nah there's totally something wrong with her | |
| <DerSandmann_> Dopefish__lives, I stayed in USA for a while | |
| <DerSandmann_> that's normal down south | |
| <DerSandmann_> also, im drinking a redbull right now too | |
| <DerSandmann_> also I like her size breasts Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann_> no | |
| <DerSandmann_> i mean, yea | |
| <DerSandmann_> the way she's talking | |
| <DerSandmann_> Dopefish__lives, there's schools in south USA where reading comprehencion for a 18 year old is ~10 year old reading | |
| <DerSandmann_> +spelling | |
| <DerSandmann_> comprehension | |
| <Dopefish__lives> well | |
| <Dopefish__lives> true | |
| <DerSandmann_> I mean, Germany has places like that too | |
| <DerSandmann_> like really rural areas | |
| <AndFergYou> hiho | |
| <DerSandmann_> Georgia Dopefish__lives | |
| <Ghatto> wew | |
| <Nooya> !TOPIC | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: | Game: | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <Nooya> REMINDER TO FILL IN THE DOODLE IF YOU WANT TO / ARE PLANNING TO ATTEND DOPECON THIS YEAR: https://doodle.com/poll/26cnzdp93ir5kdtw | |
| <DerSandmann_> nou | |
| <DerSandmann_> where are you on the doodle Nooya | |
| <Nooya> Joakim | |
| <Nooya> because I made it | |
| !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> ii: nobody has been eating spicy food for 10h 26min 12sec ;__;. GUTSMANSASS played XCom 2 for 1h 56min 22sec | |
| <DerSandmann_> who is Codename Greg | |
| <Nadel> mfw rayman broke my monitor again | |
| <Nadel> I launched the game and the red vertical line of doom returned | |
| <birdo> Greggur | |
| <DerSandmann_> Dopefish__lives, there's people that are literally fucking unhirable | |
| <DerSandmann_> she's probably one of them | |
| <Dopefish__lives> well | |
| <DerSandmann_> you can't even TEACH people like that | |
| <Dopefish__lives> she got lucky that shes cute I guess | |
| <Dopefish__lives> she can fuck black people on camera | |
| <DerSandmann_> Yea, that's the only thing she has going for her to be honest | |
| <Nooya> She's not that cute Dopefish__lives, she has a derpy mouth | |
| <Nooya> Makes her actually look retarded | |
| <Dopefish__lives> well | |
| <DerSandmann_> yea without makeup | |
| <arch> I mean why wouldn't you let retarded people do porn, that'd be discrimination | |
| <Dopefish__lives> with makeup it looks fine | |
| <DerSandmann_> with a bag on she looks fine | |
| <Nooya> arch there's a time and place for everything | |
| <Nooya> Porn is meant to arouse and cause stimulation | |
| <Nooya> Kinda like you wouldn't want someone who looks like a total slut being a politician | |
| <arch> I mean it's not like they would be raping them or something, no responsible porn company is going to hire somebody that doesn't know what they are participating in | |
| <Nooya> that's not my point tho arch | |
| <Nooya> It's not about equality | |
| <arch> are you saying retarded people can't be hot? | |
| <Nooya> Well I guess there's a select few who find women who look retarded hot too | |
| <Dopefish__lives> arch so you're saying we should organize our society along the lines of the lobsters?! | |
| <arch> I don't know that phrase | |
| <birdo> Watching things, hahahaha | |
| <DerSandmann_> wut Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann_> why is there so many memes | |
| <DerSandmann_> jesus | |
| <DerSandmann_> he's really fucking good | |
| <Dopefish__lives> DerSandmann_ so you're saying you're a white supremacist? | |
| <DerSandmann_> fuck has he gone to some sort of school or something to handle a conversation like that? | |
| <arch> I mean I don't want to say the n word but his country of origin is germany | |
| <ncn> is he a negromancer? | |
| <DerSandmann_> thought he's canadian arch | |
| <arch> no I was talking about you | |
| <DerSandmann_> That's illegal arch | |
| <Nadel> DOXXED | |
| <arch> lol, while I personally think it's a bit fucked to refer to german people as nazis, fuck those nazi germany laws | |
| <arch> what would happen if in a german political cartoon angela merkel was portrayed as hitler? | |
| <DerSandmann_> nazi germany laws? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Gesetz zur Wiederherstellung des Berufsbeamtentums | |
| <arch> intended as I think those laws are the most nazi thing about germany right now | |
| <Nooya> What about | |
| <Nooya> nazi germany lewds? | |
| <birdo> Never before have I been so disappointed by a show title https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_Dicks | |
| <ncn> peter stormare eh | |
| <Nadel> one of those swedish actors who always play russians | |
| <Nephtunh> >I missed the anime GT race | |
| <Nephtunh> FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK | |
| <IronBar> !next | |
| <TwitterBot> I can never get enough of Q streams! | |
| <Nephtunh> all those supercars | |
| <Nephtunh> covered in anime | |
| <Nephtunh> fucking weebs ruining everything | |
| <Boomer> @Volume can you update discord invite to point to #intro ? | |
| <Nooya> isn't the download done yet Dopefish__lives? | |
| <IronBar> where are the streams, there better be streams before the catlinks escape https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaPLOlIVMAAUzED.jpg | |
| <Nadel> soon we will be at 50% hype | |
| <Outtis/Outtis/Outtiself> @Boomer pls "Don't use names like "shitcock" or "niggernig". If you think those names are funny, this probably isn't the right place for you." :::DDDD | |
| <Boomer> Those are the rules that have been in place since forever | |
| <kilinvittu> :----------D | |
| <outtis> I think everyone here thinks niggernig would be a hilarious name | |
| <Ezid> The best name | |
| <IronBar> It was relevant when this site had viewers | |
| <outtis> I guess | |
| <outtis> the rule should be changed to "if you don't think those names are funny" | |
| <IronBar> Now that this is just oldfag regular squat squad land, it hardly matters | |
| <Yadde> who remembers tiggernits? | |
| <IronBar> h-h-hu-hu-hullo-hullo | |
| <ncn> bias bias bias | |
| <Viilipurkki> when did we actually have viewers? back when we used twitch as the main platform? | |
| <outtis> when webchatters were called ViewerXXX | |
| <birdo> hundreds of viewers for mario party was a thing | |
| <Viilipurkki> and that one time when the Deadpool game got released and Qipz streamed it on the release day | |
| <Volume> Sure thing boomer, when I get out of bed | |
| <Aksu> !lastplayed | |
| <GoaLitiuM> Aksu: GUTSMANSASS played XCom 2 for 1h 56min 22sec, stopped 12h 0min 45sec ago | |
| <Volume> Sure thing boomer, when I get out of bed | |
| <Nadel> 50% HYPE | |
| <IronBar> !playedwisdom | |
| <GoaLitiuM> The Simpsons Case Study: When did it all go wrong? | |
| <Yadde> who wants me to change the topic just to fuck up HYPE? | |
| <Dopefish__lives> okay Im gonna stream | |
| <Yadde> nevermind | |
| <Viilipurkki> spreäms | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Nooya pit fighters | |
| <Nooya> my body is ready | |
| <Nadel> reeee | |
| <outtis> YEEE | |
| <Nooya> Fun and Gays | |
| <ncn> do you pit people against each other in this game | |
| <outtis> :3 | |
| <Nooya> dirty pirate whore | |
| <Nooya> you have a job now | |
| <Nooya> you're rich | |
| <Nooya> go get that celery | |
| <Nadel> is that lewishm | |
| <Viilipurkki> I'd say the sound is just fine Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nooya> It's sinister and ridiculous | |
| <Nooya> fkn great | |
| <Nooya> I love this narrator | |
| <Kreggur> Stamper voices every character in the game I believe that actually has a voice | |
| <Horatio_> hello | |
| <birdo> This game is xD so random | |
| <Nooya> It has some forced xd cringe humour, but it works | |
| <Nooya> imo | |
| <Nooya> idk, stanley parable had a different kind of narration imo | |
| <Nooya> Yeah | |
| <Nadel> this writing strays into memelands tier | |
| <AndFergYou> I DID NOT HIT HER IT'S NOT TRUE | |
| <Nooya> Haha | |
| <Nooya> Hahaha | |
| <Nooya> I love it | |
| <outtis> this game seems quite tumblr/reddit mashupy to me | |
| <Caligula> >All the archers ignore the character without a shield. | |
| <Nooya> I love when narration assumes you're quickthought and understand when a character would normally ask, "hold on a second, that doesn't make any sense" and instantly continues | |
| <Yadde> Mallet? | |
| <Yadde> nigga | |
| <Yadde> that's a scepter | |
| <Nooya> No it's the bear | |
| <Nooya> you saw him in the intro | |
| <Nooya> It seems like the bear is some kind of "god" | |
| <Nooya> For no reason | |
| <Yadde> what's with the puke rain? | |
| <Nooya> aids rain | |
| <ncn> yadde it's bear blood | |
| <Kreggur> it's actually two bears, one good and one bad | |
| <Nooya> This is what I meant with your taste Dopefish__lives | |
| <Kreggur> the good one crashed into the planet and died | |
| <Nooya> It has a hint of electro swing | |
| <Nooya> so over the top | |
| <Kreggur> you did | |
| <Murgasmos> Mornigs | |
| <Volume-> Anyone for TTS in a bit? So far just me and Unicorn | |
| <Nooya> most valuable peepee | |
| <Kreggur> I DON'T WASH MY HAAAAAAAAAAAANDS~ | |
| <Kreggur> try and stun the big guy as much as possible | |
| <Horatio_> noooo | |
| <outtis> horatio caine | |
| <Kreggur> try and get him a kill | |
| <Kreggur> leveling up restores health | |
| <Nooya> There is permadeath mode too Dopefish__lives, where characters who die stay dead | |
| <Nooya> oh nice | |
| <Nooya> enjoy! | |
| <Kreggur> rip | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Rip | |
| <Nooya> rip whoratio | |
| <Nooya> lucky you | |
| <Nooya> cupcake :3 | |
| <Nooya> I think it's during tutorial | |
| <Nooya> Whens gluten r34? | |
| <Kreggur> pls no | |
| <Nooya> yeah I guess Dopefish__lives, it's just the gridstyle that makes me think of homm | |
| <Kreggur> she throws the net to lock someone down, but also to capture the last enemy | |
| <Nooya> ayy | |
| <Nooya> I made K�ttgryta yesterday Dopefish__lives, first time, turned out fucking good | |
| <Nooya> celery, carrots, pork | |
| <Nooya> boiled for 4 hours | |
| <Nooya> So good | |
| <Nooya> Come again? | |
| <outtis> köttgröt | |
| <Nooya> Oh, potatoes | |
| <Nooya> I didn't have any Gele | |
| <ncn> haven't had potatis in a while, gotta try something with them sometime | |
| <Nooya> Boiling more potatoes and veggies now, making lunchboxes for the week | |
| <Nooya> It triggers me that the houses arn't dancing in sync to the music | |
| <Nooya> lolipop | |
| <ncn> no loligagging | |
| <Nooya> !lolibutts | |
| <Nooya> I wonder if this games become difficult later on | |
| <Nooya> 7k, says above | |
| <Nooya> This mussic is great | |
| <Volume-> nitro lets you post animated gifs Dopefish__lives | |
| <nogaems> is that a violin bow? | |
| <nogaems> also mornin | |
| <nogaems> ha it is | |
| <Yadde> a violin bow? | |
| <Yadde> you mean the thing you use to play the violin? | |
| <nogaems> hueeeee | |
| <Volume-> Shooting a bow: https://i.imgur.com/vXchS.jpg | |
| <nogaems> classic | |
| <IronBar> There's deer in my backyard again | |
| <Volume-> did cupcake leave a healing poop on the floor? | |
| <Yadde> Am I the only one who tried to play a guitar like a violin as a kid just out of curiosity to see if it would work? | |
| <nogaems> jaysus they have a lot of hp | |
| <Kreggur> ye boi | |
| <nogaems> YEAH BOI | |
| <ncn> drider waifu | |
| <Yadde> did you get Quelaag? | |
| <nogaems> man im slow again fuck | |
| <Nooya> You are captured! Stupid beast! | |
| <Kreggur> Dopefish__lives notice that you don't have to actually enter the city to place loot and captured enemies in it. When you move inside, the bear might move the city | |
| <Yadde> that's a pretty lewd spider though | |
| <Yadde> a muffalo | |
| <Nooya> Jesus fuck what is that spider | |
| <Nooya> kill it with fire | |
| <ncn> ink swap sounds like lewd splatoon stuff | |
| <nogaems> wow lewd | |
| <Kreggur> Dopefish__lives Ink swap changes the color of the character to the opposite. I think it only makes it targetable by your dudes though, not an actual hypnosis like thing | |
| <Kreggur> no like it switches color to the enemy team | |
| <Kreggur> it doesn't switch allegiance though | |
| <Kreggur> at least I think so | |
| <Nooya> Man I love this music | |
| <DerSandmann_> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann_: Dopefish has been playing Pit People for 50min 41sec | |
| <Kreggur> I think the exploration XP is given to everyone | |
| <Kreggur> everyone gets 25 xp each | |
| <nogaems> man, are they speaking swedish or gibberish? | |
| <nogaems> neat | |
| <DerSandmann_> is there a difference nogaems | |
| <nogaems> heyooooo | |
| <nogaems> rip dersandmann | |
| <Yadde> It's there to show if you're whacking something with wet noodles | |
| <Yadde> AKA your weapon is ineffective | |
| <Nooya> S�g du min stake | |
| <DerSandmann> im surprised twitch isn't too far behind | |
| <DerSandmann> are you on youtube Dopefish__lives? vacker is been shitty | |
| <Nooya> Yadde did you see they're working on lw2 for wotc? | |
| <Kreggur> ye | |
| <Yadde> no Nooya, I don't have the DLC and haven't played in a long time | |
| <Nooya> I bought wotc and was gonna play it | |
| <outtis> I herd twitch banned some people for streaming on youtube as well | |
| <DerSandmann> what even is this game Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nooya> but having played lw2 for so long going to wotc was soo fucking slow | |
| <DerSandmann> is this by the same people who made castle crashers Dopefish__lives ? | |
| <Murgasmos> Hahahah u foken wot outtis | |
| <Yadde> Murgasmos please type properly instead of "u", "r" etc. | |
| <Yadde> outtis, I don't think they banned them, but you're not allowed to stream to other platforms while streaming to twitch if you're affiliate/partner | |
| <Nooya> haha | |
| <outtis> :E | |
| <DerSandmann> HET | |
| <Yadde> I'm like 37 followers from being affiliate and raking in ad money | |
| <Kreggur> Dopefish__lives the tents spawn new enemies, just a heads up | |
| <DerSandmann> THIS TURN BASED? | |
| <DerSandmann> stream more I'll follow u Yadde | |
| <DerSandmann> or just pay some bots for follows | |
| <Suitepee> hello Dopefish__lives, dopechat | |
| <DerSandmann> heyo Suitepee | |
| <Suitepee> doing alright | |
| <outtis> Yadde how many followers for affiliate? | |
| <Yadde> 50 | |
| <DerSandmann> neat, I like hexagons | |
| <outtis> :DD | |
| <outtis> I need like 48 more then | |
| <Suitepee> i still havent decided if i want to bother with affiliation or not | |
| <DerSandmann> how much is your soul worth anyway Suitepee | |
| <DerSandmann> facing Dopefish__lives ? | |
| <DerSandmann> in games like this it's usally if you face the squares at them | |
| <DerSandmann> hmm | |
| <DerSandmann> ok | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Are you talking about twitter | |
| <DerSandmann> when they're retaliating, is it after they've moved? Could it be moving stops your retailliation? | |
| <DerSandmann> mhm | |
| <DerSandmann> are you all melee? | |
| <DerSandmann> some these levelups | |
| <DerSandmann> yo those OP heals | |
| <DerSandmann> ah figured | |
| <DerSandmann> this has their same art | |
| <DerSandmann> is it a 1:1 ratio on his blood for heals? | |
| <outtis> it's funny because it's true @gutsmansass | |
| <DerSandmann> also, with hexagons, I guess it's hard to block | |
| <nogaems> wat | |
| <DerSandmann> nice | |
| <DerSandmann> yea, not the same as squares, etc | |
| <DerSandmann> FUCKING RANGERS | |
| <Nephtunh> is this good game | |
| <DerSandmann> I like how they're all going for your spider | |
| <DerSandmann> can you walk through enemies? | |
| <DerSandmann> or do they have to walk around | |
| <Nephtunh> is earth doughnut shaped dope | |
| <DerSandmann> haha | |
| <DerSandmann> can you net ze big man | |
| <DerSandmann> but yea you can kite him | |
| <DerSandmann> or root him and regen | |
| <DerSandmann> can the cupcake pick up his own shit | |
| <nogaems> :V | |
| <DerSandmann> e looks like he's berserking | |
| <DerSandmann> he's all red | |
| <DerSandmann> YO | |
| <Qipz> mornan | |
| <Suitepee> sup qipz | |
| <DerSandmann> it seems like there's not many RNG though Dopefish__lives | |
| <Qipz> just went cruising with bike buddy, left at 9 and just arrived back | |
| <Qipz> very cruise/10 | |
| <Qipz> once again confirmed that my bike sounds best | |
| <nogaems> oh shit | |
| <DerSandmann> PIP | |
| <ncn> star nipples | |
| <nogaems> :D | |
| <DerSandmann> PIP | |
| <Nephtunh> that monster is a week | |
| <Nephtunh> weeb | |
| <Nooya> hahah | |
| <Qipz> why is dersandmann suddenly very british | |
| <nogaems> aint none of that make sense | |
| !topic | |
| <Dopefish__lives> Streamer: Dopefish | Game: Pit People | Dopecon, pick date: https://bit.ly/2GmMVid #TripToSweden | |
| <nogaems> hah | |
| <Nooya> man, narration is great | |
| <DerSandmann> GOLD | |
| <DerSandmann> WONGA | |
| <nogaems> DOSH | |
| <DerSandmann> >spidder >pretty | |
| <DerSandmann> waw pirated | |
| <DerSandmann> >DRM deletes your save game Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> is there a max level Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> holyshit you're getting fucked | |
| <Nephtunh> BUYING GAMES | |
| <Nephtunh> AHAHAHAHA | |
| <DerSandmann> rip characters? | |
| <Nephtunh> rip run | |
| <DerSandmann> or because it's arena it wont count as a death? dunno | |
| <Nooya> gg | |
| <DerSandmann> holysit | |
| <DerSandmann> 22 | |
| <DerSandmann> rip | |
| <nogaems> fucking game, lol | |
| <Nephtunh> good job | |
| <Nephtunh> video kojima | |
| <Nooya> Wow, that's brutal | |
| <DerSandmann> RIP | |
| <DerSandmann> FUCKING BRUTAL | |
| <Nooya> "You died, gg" | |
| <Nooya> basically | |
| <Nooya> No farewell, no nothing | |
| <Nephtunh> inb4 20 euros | |
| <Nephtunh> for shitty flash game | |
| <DerSandmann> inb4 60 dollars | |
| <Nooya> >shitty | |
| <Nooya> 's good game Nephtunh | |
| <DerSandmann> !played | |
| <GoaLitiuM> DerSandmann: Dopefish has been playing Pit People for 1h 33min 32sec | |
| <Lunki_> thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <Topso> thanks dope | |
| <ncn> thansk dopefish__lives | |
| <nogaems> thanks Dopefish__lives | |
| <DerSandmann> mf it's 24 nzd Dopefish__lives | |
| <Nephtunh> I refuse to buy games on steam | |
| <Nephtunh> until they fix the prices | |
| <Nephtunh> games for me cost 10% to 20% more than for people in NORWAY | |
| <DerSandmann> what currency Nephtunh | |
| <Nephtunh> euros | |
| <Nephtunh> I live in eastern europe | |
| <DerSandmann> are you in greece or italy or some shit | |
| <DerSandmann> ah | |
| <Nephtunh> and steam says I need to pay more than people in NORWAY | |
| <Nephtunh> where they get paid 5 times as much | |
| <DerSandmann> eastern-europe scam tax | |
| <DerSandmann> ;-^D | |
| <DerSandmann> its 14 euro for me | |
| <Nephtunh> I'm from Lithuania | |
| <Suitepee> brb | |
| <DerSandmann> usually games are stupid expensive in NZD | |
| <nogaems> international pricing schemes fuck me off | |
| <DerSandmann> how much is it in AU nogaems | |
| <DerSandmann> Pit People | |
| <nogaems> lemme see, we use USD in steam still, lol | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Ggs dope | |
| !forums | |
| <DerSandmann> mine shows NZ dollar nogaems | |
| <nogaems> yeah aus just doesnt have local currency for some strange reason (greed) | |
| <nogaems> $19.99USD | |
| <DerSandmann> wait do you pay in USD then? | |
| <nogaems> yep | |
| <DerSandmann> >26 aussie dollydoos | |
| <DerSandmann> wew | |
| <nogaems> not onyl do we pay usd, we usually pay MORE than people in the USA | |
| <DerSandmann> you pay more than NZ too | |
| <nogaems> at least give us the fucking usa prices ;-; | |
| <nogaems> gg | |
| <Qipz> nogaems but the games have to travel futher | |
| <DerSandmann> i get the game for 4 dollars cheaper | |
| <Qipz> internet cables aint cheap son | |
| <Qipz> oh wait | |
| <DerSandmann> Qipz, but I pay less than EU prices | |
| <Qipz> they are :^) | |
| <DerSandmann> :-^D | |
| <Qipz> weew | |
| <nogaems> fair point, Qipz. sending internets is pretty expensive, it takes months for the spiders to arrive through the intwebs | |
| <Qipz> is that a threat | |
| <DerSandmann> 14 europes for me Qipz | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Who was it that I broke their xcom 2 for | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> With my modlist | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I wanna help out | |
| <DerSandmann> I wonder if NZD is just broken atm nogaems | |
| <nogaems> I suspect publishers are just insane, DerSandmann | |
| <DerSandmann> i wish I could see prices in euros | |
| <nogaems> I wish less idiot australias would continue getting wallet raped, but aussies are retards who take that fat corporate dick and love it | |
| <DerSandmann> lad | |
| <nogaems> HURR $120 FOR AN XBOX GAME?! WHAT A BARGAIN! | |
| <Nadel> my xcom broke guts but it wasn't even some new modlist, I just launched it while you were streaming and it got fucked | |
| <DerSandmann> disgea for 6 euros | |
| <Nadel> I fixed it now though | |
| <DerSandmann> wut | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Was it murgasmos | |
| <Sariel> do you use the dovepile on the xcom2 run | |
| <Murgasmos> Nah @Gutsmansass I just downloaded it five minutes ago, started a new campaign and no issues yet | |
| <nogaems> 2spoopy | |
| <nogaems> 20spoopy* | |
| <DerSandmann> >100 nzd bundle >it's 10$ in games and then 90$ in artbooks | |
| <DerSandmann> fuck right off | |
| <ncn> ectoplasm | |
| <Nephtunh> dont you hate | |
| <DerSandmann> wait | |
| <Nephtunh> when you are doing a puzzle | |
| <DerSandmann> is it summer sales or something | |
| <Nephtunh> and the last part that is left | |
| <Nephtunh> is the fucking sky | |
| <nogaems> haha fucking DLC art/music can fuck right off | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Did you change your initial squad size to 6 Murgasmos | |
| <Murgasmos> Going through the >tutorial still | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> And yes I do Sariel , you're on a 40 day timeout | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> >tutorial | |
| <Sariel> timeout? | |
| <DerSandmann> cheap disgea though | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> The mod is only really designed for legendary | |
| <Sariel> I didn't catch strom | |
| <DerSandmann> jesus | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Injury Sariel | |
| <Sariel> ohh | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Not as bad as Ramstrong who is out for 50 days | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> That mission was one giant wet wipe | |
| <Murgasmos> The legend difficulty Guts? | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Even with only 1 soldier death | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Yea murgasmos | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> I only play on legend | |
| <Suitepee> !next | |
| <Murgasmos> Oreit, good to know | |
| <TwitterBot> I hear that FlìppinKamikaze knows who will be streaming next. | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> You change the squad size in the mod meni | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Menu | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> On the options | |
| <Volume-> Dopefish__lives + other TTS buds, wanna play game? | |
| <Murgasmos> Fucking Ironman. I always wanna turn on Ironman because otherwise I am a savescumboi, but whenever I do turn on ironman I end up crashing whatever game I play a lot | |
| <DerSandmann> sweatingman.jpg nogaems https://i.imgur.com/Wvc3knm.png | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> The fuck is tta | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> Tts | |
| <DerSandmann> table top sim | |
| <DerSandmann> tit tickling syndrome | |
| <DerSandmann> >I don't pay VAT | |
| <Murgasmos> tranny tackling schedule | |
| <DerSandmann> nogaems, >get game for like 3 euro >no VAT | |
| <DerSandmann> im ok with this | |
| <nogaems> nice | |
| <nogaems> N I C E | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> But yeah Sariel the vod is up on vack | |
| <DerSandmann> >doorkickers for 3nzd | |
| <GUTSMANSASS> The last mission was the funnest | |
| <Sariel> !ondemand | |
| <Dopefish__lives |
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