Someone sometime ago asked me to print out both if and else. Print if and else

ifelse.php

<?php

/* I have been asked to print out both if and else.
Put something instead of dots (...) so that the following code prints
string "TotallyImpossible" :

if (...) {
echo "Totally";
} else {
echo "Impossible";
}
*/

// Their answer to this was
if (!print_r("Totally")) {
    echo "Totally";
} else {
    echo "Impossible";
}
echo PHP_EOL;
// While on the other hand i got this "PHP magic" to work
$var = 1;
if(preg_match('#.+?(?={)\{(?P<if>.+?)(?=})#s', @array_pop(@explode("matches['else']", file_get_contents(__FILE__))), $matches) && eval($matches['if']) != NULL) {
    echo "-- If true --".PHP_EOL;
    $var++;
    echo $var.PHP_EOL;
} else {
    echo "-- If false --".PHP_EOL;
    $var++;
    echo $var.PHP_EOL;

}