Thorny: De-verbos-ing the api

app.js

require('./thorny/base')('./config/default.json', function ($) {
	if ($.dooooom().makeHappen() === $('thorny some-dooms-day-feature').makeHappen()) {
		// serve cake, because cake and dooooom is an ideal pairing.
	}
});

some-dooms-day-feature.js

/*global window*/
(function (module) {
	module.exports = function ($, module) {
		var dooooom = {};
		
		$.onInit(module, function () {
			$.registerGlobal('dooooom', function () {
				return dooooom;
			});
		});
		
		/**
		 * Makes dooooom happen!!!!
		 * @param void
		 * @return void
		 */
		dooooom.makeHappen = function () {
			console.log('dooooom!!!!');
		};
		
		return dooooom;
	};
}((typeof window === 'undefined') ? module : window.thorny_path('./thorny/common/some-dooms-day-feature')));