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Saw this post on HN about optimizing AngularJS (http://blog.scalyr.com/2013/10/31/angularjs-1200ms-to-35ms/) and I wondered how React would fare. Turns out it can be pretty fast. I did have to use a similar trick of breaking up the line only when the mouse is over it, but no messing with custom directives needed. You can try it yourself by dropp…
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| /** | |
| * @jsx React.DOM | |
| */ | |
| var text1 = document.getElementById('text1').textContent; | |
| var text2 = document.getElementById('text2').textContent; | |
| var LinksDemo = React.createClass({ | |
| getInitialState: function() { | |
| return {text: text1}; | |
| }, | |
| switchText: function() { | |
| var newText = this.state.text === text1 ? text2 : text1; | |
| this.setState({text: newText}) | |
| }, | |
| render: function() { | |
| return ( | |
| <div> | |
| <button onClick={this.switchText}>Switch</button> | |
| <LinkedText text={this.state.text} /> | |
| </div> | |
| ); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| var LinkedText = React.createClass({ | |
| render: function() { | |
| var text = this.props.text; | |
| var lines = this.props.text.split(/\n/g).map(function(line) { | |
| return <Line line={line} /> | |
| }); | |
| return ( | |
| <div> | |
| {lines} | |
| </div> | |
| ); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| var Line = React.createClass({ | |
| getInitialState: function() { | |
| return {hasHovered: false}; | |
| }, | |
| mouseEnter: function() { | |
| this.setState({hasHovered: true}); | |
| }, | |
| componentWillReceiveProps: function() { | |
| this.setState({hasHovered: false}); | |
| }, | |
| render: function() { | |
| if (!this.state.hasHovered) { | |
| return <div onMouseEnter={this.mouseEnter}>{this.props.line}</div> | |
| } | |
| var words = this.props.line.split(/\s+/g).filter(function(word) { return !!word; }).map(function(word) { | |
| return <span onClick={alert.bind(null, word)} href="#">{word + ' '}</span>; | |
| }); | |
| return ( | |
| <div> | |
| {words} | |
| </div> | |
| ); | |
| } | |
| }); | |
| React.renderComponent( | |
| <LinksDemo />, | |
| document.getElementById('container') | |
| ); |
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| <!DOCTYPE html> | |
| <html> | |
| <head> | |
| <meta http-equiv='Content-type' content='text/html; charset=utf-8'> | |
| <title>Links</title> | |
| <link rel="stylesheet" href="../shared/css/base.css" /> | |
| </head> | |
| <body> | |
| <div id="container"> | |
| <p> | |
| If you can see this, React is not working right. This is probably because you're viewing | |
| this on your file system instead of a web server. Try running | |
| <pre> | |
| python -m SimpleHTTPServer | |
| </pre> | |
| and going to <a href="http://localhost:8000/">http://localhost:8000/</a>. | |
| </p> | |
| </div> | |
| <div id="text1" style="display:none"> | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| Michael! Across from where? We just call it a sausage. We just call it a sausage. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm half machine. I'm a monster. Across from where? | |
| Not tricks, Michael, illusions. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. Guy's a pro. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! Army had half a day. Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. Army had half a day. | |
| Well, what do you expect, mother? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Across from where? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| I care deeply for nature. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I'm a monster. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I care deeply for nature. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. I'm afraid I just blue myself. Across from where? | |
| I'm a monster. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! That's why you always leave a note! There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. I'm a monster. | |
| Michael! I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Really? Did nothing cancel? No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| Michael! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Steve Holt! I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Steve Holt! | |
| He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No… but I'd like to be asked! I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Steve Holt! | |
| Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. | |
| Army had half a day. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| Whoa, this guy's straight? I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
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| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| I've opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. | |
| I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I've opened a door here that I regret. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Well, what do you expect, mother? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| Michael! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Steve Holt! We just call it a sausage. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I'm afraid I just blue myself. Really? Did nothing cancel? That's why you always leave a note! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. | |
| No… but I'd like to be asked! Whoa, this guy's straight? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I care deeply for nature. Across from where? | |
| Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Army had half a day. | |
| Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Michael! Guy's a pro. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" | |
| I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| Michael! I'm afraid I just blue myself. That's why you always leave a note! | |
| Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. | |
| Army had half a day. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I'm a monster. | |
| Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| Steve Holt! Army had half a day. I'm a monster. Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| I've opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. | |
| I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I've opened a door here that I regret. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Well, what do you expect, mother? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| Michael! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Steve Holt! We just call it a sausage. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I'm afraid I just blue myself. Really? Did nothing cancel? That's why you always leave a note! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. | |
| No… but I'd like to be asked! Whoa, this guy's straight? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I care deeply for nature. Across from where? | |
| Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Army had half a day. | |
| Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Michael! Guy's a pro. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" | |
| I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| Michael! I'm afraid I just blue myself. That's why you always leave a note! | |
| Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. | |
| Army had half a day. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I'm a monster. | |
| Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| Steve Holt! Army had half a day. I'm a monster. Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| I've opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. | |
| I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I've opened a door here that I regret. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Well, what do you expect, mother? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| Michael! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Steve Holt! We just call it a sausage. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I'm afraid I just blue myself. Really? Did nothing cancel? That's why you always leave a note! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. | |
| No… but I'd like to be asked! Whoa, this guy's straight? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I care deeply for nature. Across from where? | |
| Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Army had half a day. | |
| Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Michael! Guy's a pro. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" | |
| I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| Michael! I'm afraid I just blue myself. That's why you always leave a note! | |
| Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. | |
| Army had half a day. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I'm a monster. | |
| Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| Steve Holt! Army had half a day. I'm a monster. Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| I've opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. | |
| I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I've opened a door here that I regret. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Well, what do you expect, mother? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| Michael! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Steve Holt! We just call it a sausage. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I'm afraid I just blue myself. Really? Did nothing cancel? That's why you always leave a note! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. | |
| No… but I'd like to be asked! Whoa, this guy's straight? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I care deeply for nature. Across from where? | |
| Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Army had half a day. | |
| Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Michael! Guy's a pro. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" | |
| I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| Michael! I'm afraid I just blue myself. That's why you always leave a note! | |
| Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. | |
| Army had half a day. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I'm a monster. | |
| Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| Steve Holt! Army had half a day. I'm a monster. Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| I've opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. | |
| I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I've opened a door here that I regret. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Well, what do you expect, mother? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| Michael! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Steve Holt! We just call it a sausage. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I'm afraid I just blue myself. Really? Did nothing cancel? That's why you always leave a note! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. | |
| No… but I'd like to be asked! Whoa, this guy's straight? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I care deeply for nature. Across from where? | |
| Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Army had half a day. | |
| Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Michael! Guy's a pro. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" | |
| I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| Michael! I'm afraid I just blue myself. That's why you always leave a note! | |
| Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. | |
| Army had half a day. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I'm a monster. | |
| Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| Steve Holt! Army had half a day. I'm a monster. Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I hear the jury's still out on science. I'm half machine. I'm a monster. No… but I'd like to be asked! | |
| I've opened a door here that I regret. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. Oh, you're gonna be in a coma, all right. I'm a monster. Army had half a day. | |
| I care deeply for nature. Really? Did nothing cancel? Whoa, this guy's straight? There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I've opened a door here that I regret. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. Well, what do you expect, mother? He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. | |
| Michael! Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. Steve Holt! We just call it a sausage. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. | |
| Now, when you do this without getting punched in the chest, you'll have more fun. There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. We just call it a sausage. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. | |
| No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! I'm afraid I just blue myself. Really? Did nothing cancel? That's why you always leave a note! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. | |
| I'm a monster. He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. Steve Holt! He'll want to use your yacht, and I don't want this thing smelling like fish. No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. Not tricks, Michael, illusions. | |
| No… but I'd like to be asked! Whoa, this guy's straight? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Did you enjoy your meal, Mom? You drank it fast enough. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. I care deeply for nature. Across from where? | |
| Across from where? It's a hug, Michael. I'm hugging you. Army had half a day. | |
| Get me a vodka rocks. And a piece of toast. That's what it said on 'Ask Jeeves.' Michael! Guy's a pro. What's Spanish for "I know you speak English?" | |
| I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I'm afraid I just blue myself. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
| That's why you always leave a note! No! I was ashamed to be SEEN with you. I like being with you. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. I care deeply for nature. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. | |
| Michael! I'm afraid I just blue myself. That's why you always leave a note! | |
| Say goodbye to these, because it's the last time! Really? Did nothing cancel? Across from where? Whoa, this guy's straight? I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. We just call it a sausage. | |
| Army had half a day. But I bought a yearbook ad from you, doesn't that mean anything anymore? I'm a monster. | |
| Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn't like his trailer. As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it. There's only one man I've ever called a coward, and that's Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I'm calling you is a television actor. It's called 'taking advantage.' It's what gets you ahead in life. | |
| Steve Holt! Army had half a day. I'm a monster. Michael! No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. First place chick is hot, but has an attitude, doesn't date magicians. | |
| I'm afraid I just blue myself. No, I did not kill Kitty. However, I am going to oblige and answer the nice officer's questions because I am an honest man with no secrets to hide. I don't criticize you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. | |
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