say_no.py

LINES = """
Thank you for asking, but that isn't going to work out for me.
Thank you for asking, but I'm not doing any interviews while I'm writing my book.
I want to do that, but I'm not available until April. Will you ask me again then?
I can't do it, but I'll bet Shelly can. I'll ask her for you.
None of those dates work for me, but I would love to see you. Send me some more dates.
I can't put anything else on my calendar this month, but I'd love to do that with you sometime. Will you call me right before you go again?
Thank you so much for your enthusiasm and support! I'm sorry I'm not able to help you at this time.
You know, I feel like moms are always getting to do the holiday parties at school. Let's ask Dad if he wants to help this year.
I can't speak at your event, but I will help you promote it on my blog.
Thanks, I'll have to pass on that.
I really appreciate you asking me, but my time is already committed.
I wish I could, but it's just not going to work right now.
I promised my coach (therapist, husband, etc.) I wouldn't take on any more projects right now. I'm working on creating more balance in my life.
Thanks so much for the invite, that's the day of my son's soccer game, and I never miss those.
I just don't have time right now. Let me recommend someone who may be able to help you.
I appreciate you thinking of me, but I'm afraid I'm already booked that day.
Let me tell you what I can do ...
Let me think about it, and I'll get back to you.
""".strip().split('\n')


if __name__ == '__main__':
    import random

    print(random.choice(LINES))