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# The blog post that started it all: https://neocities.org/blog/the-fcc-is-now-rate-limited
#
# Current known FCC address ranges:
# https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7716915
#
# Confirm/locate FCC IP ranges with this: http://whois.arin.net/rest/net/NET-165-135-0-0-1/pft
#
# In your nginx.conf:

location / {

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<!--
     a styled php version you can throw up on your apache
     because i'm some kind of machinist
-->
<style>
  /* oooh */
  html, body, ul, li { font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; }
  body { width: 400px; margin: 20px auto; background: #333; }
  ul { list-style: none; }
  li { margin-bottom: 10px; color: #AAA; overflow: hidden; height: 20px; white-space: nowrap; text-overflow: ellipsis; }

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easterEgg.BadWorder.list={
"4r5e":1,
"5h1t":1,
"5hit":1,
a55:1,
anal:1,
anus:1,
ar5e:1,
arrse:1,
arse:1,

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parse_git_branch() {
  ref=$(git symbolic-ref -q HEAD 2> /dev/null) || return
  printf "${1:-(%s)}" "${ref#refs/heads/}"
}

parse_svn_revision() {
  local DIRTY REV=$(svn info 2>/dev/null | grep Revision | sed -e 's/Revision: //')
  [ "$REV" ] || return
  [ "$(svn st)" ] && DIRTY=' *'
  echo "(r$REV$DIRTY)"

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DRAFT SPECIFICATION


# Zhook: Zip + HTML + Book.

Software that displays a Zhook file is here called a Reading System (RS).

A Zhook file is a zip file with a .zhook extension, which must contain:

* index.html (the Index)

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;Based on the Wondermark Fiction Generator by David Malki (http://wondermark.com/554/)
;Also based on Liam Cooke's automated version (http://fictiongen.boxofjunk.ws/)

;loc-adj-num is a random number between and including 0 and 12.
;The program location-adj takes the number from loc-adj-num and returns a location adjective based on the numbers each adjective is assigned.
(define loc-adj-num (random 12))
(define (location-adj loc-adj-num)
  (cond
    [(= loc-adj-num 0) (display "neo-noir ")]
    [(= loc-adj-num 1) (display "alternate-history ")]

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:⌉
=⌉
¦-) as opposed to |
☺
☹
☻
⍣
⍤
⍥ om nom nom
⍨

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
# quick Google PageRank lookup
# usage: ~/bin/pagerank jamiedubs.com
# => 6
#
# by Vsevolod S. Balashov <vsevolod @ balashovREMOVETHIS.name>
# hacks/binify by Jamie Dubs <http://jamiedubs.com>
# based on 3rd party code snippets (see comments)
# TODO: make into a gem... the existing googlePR one is broken!

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