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A DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIELD, NED!
CAREFUL, NED! CAREFUL NOW!
DID YOU EVER MAKE THE EIGHT?
DID YOU HAVE TO BURY HER IN A PLACE LIKE THIS?
DO YOU THINK IT'S HONOR THAT'S KEEPING THE PEACE?! IT'S FEAR! FEAR AND BLOOD!
EASY, BOY! YOU MIGHT BE MY BROTHER BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE KING!
FORCED TO MIND THE DOOR WHILE YOUR KING EATS AND DRINKS AND SHITS AND FUCKS!
GODS I WAS STRONG THEN
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME!
HE COULD HAVE LINGERED ON THE EDGE OF THE BATTLE WITH THE SMART BOYS, AND TODAY HIS WIFE WOULD BE MAKING HIM MISERABLE, HIS SONS WOULD BE INGRATES, AND HE WOULD BE WAKING THREE TIMES IN THE NIGHT TO PISS INTO A BOWL!
HOLD YOUR TONGUE!
IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING??
IS THAT WHAT EMPTY MEANS??
IT MUST WOUND YOUR PRIDE! STANDING OUT THERE, LIKE A GLORIFIED SENTRY!
I'VE GOT SEVEN KINGDOMS TO RULE! ONE KING, SEVEN KINGDOMS!
I WARNED YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! BACK IN THE NORTH, I WARNED YOU, BUT YOU DIDN'T CARE TO HEAR! WELL, HEAR IT NOW!
MY, YOU'RE A PRETTY ONE! AND YOUR NAME IS?
OHHH, SHOW US YOUR MUSCLES! YOU'LL BE A SOLDIER!
OH, IT'S UNSPEAKABLE TO YOU? WHAT HER FATHER DID TO YOUR FAMILY, THAT WAS UNSPEAKABLE!
OUT! OUT, DAMN YOU! I'M DONE WITH YOU! GO, RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL! I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE!
PISS ON THAT! SEND A RAVEN! I WANT YOU TO STAY! I'M THE KING, I GET WHAT I WANT!
SHE BELONGED WITH ME!
SHE SHOULD BE ON A HILL SOMEWHERE WITH THE SUN AND THE CLOUDS ABOVE HER!
START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF!
STOP THIS MADNESS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!
STUPID BOY!
SURROUNDED BY LANNISTERS! EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE THEIR BLONDE HAIR AND THEIR SMUG, SATISFIED FACES!
TAKE ME TO YOUR CRYPT, I WANT TO PAY MY RESPECTS!
THERE'S A WAR COMING, NED. I DON'T KNOW WHEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO WE'LL BE FIGHTING...BUT IT'S COMING!
THEY NEVER TELL YOU HOW THEY ALL SHIT THEMSELVES! THEY DON'T PUT THAT PART IN THE SONGS!
WEAR IT IN SILENCE, OR I'LL HONOR YOU AGAIN!
WE'RE TELLING WAR STORIES! WHO WAS YOUR FIRST KILL, NOT COUNTING OLD MEN?
WE WERE AT WAR! NONE OF US KNEW IF WE WERE GONNA GO BACK HOME AGAIN!
WHO NAMED YOU? SOME HALFWIT WITH A STUTTER??
WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN YOU? WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN?
WINE! WINE! MOOOOOOOOAR WINE!
YES, IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME... BUT I STILL REMEMBER EVERY FACE!
YOU GOT FAT!
YOU HEARD THE HAND, THE KING'S TOO FAT FOR HIS ARMOR! GO FIND THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER! NOW!
YOU'RE MY COUNCIL, COUNSEL! SPEAK SENSE TO THIS HONORABLE FOOL!
YOU'RE THE KING'S HAND! YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND, OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL!