All the things that "npm" stands for. Taken from https://npmjs.org

npm-acronyms.txt

Nauseating Pumpkin Mush
Nebulous Pumpkin Moons
Neurotic Pumpkin Murderer
Neutral Pumpkin Mews
Never-ending Pumpkin Mulch
Nice Pumpkin Machete
Nifty Pumpkin Mill
Ninja Pumpkin Mutants
Nitrogen Pumpkin Mulch
Nocturnal Pumpkin Maelstrom
Nuanced Pumpkin Mavens
Nuclear Pumpkin Mayhem
Nuclear Pumpkin Mocha
Nutmeg Pumpkin Macchiato
Nutritious Pumpkin Mash
Nutritious Pumpkin Masses
Nutritious Pumpkin Meal
N00b Pwn M3
N00b's Programming Machine
Naan and Paneer Makhani
Naboo's Podracing Misadventure
Nacho Pace Maker
Nacho Pizza Marinade
Nacho Portion Monitor
Nacho Portmanteau Meltdown
Nacho Printing Machine
Nachos Pillage Milwaukee
Nagging Mario's Princess
Nagging Penguin Matriarchs
Nail Polish Makeover
Nail Polishing Minions
Naive Puppets Marching
Naivete Precedes Misrepresentation
Naked Panda Meditations
naM ,sevitcepsreP weN
Namby Pamby Magicians
Name Picker Malfunction
Named Pipe Mechanism
Nameless Package Manager
Namely, Pickled Meatballs
Namespace Pollution Mechanism
Namespace, Primitive, Method
Namibian Pyjama Merchant
Naming Prosecution Mitigator
NaN Producing Misery
Nana Plays Minesweeper
Nana's Plush Muppet
Nanananananananana.. Pat Man!
Nancy's Preferred Machete
Nanobot: Polygonal Mascot
Nanobots Producing Megastructures
Nanobots Protecting Microbots
Nanometer Process Machine
Nanometers Per Millisecond
Nanoprogrammed Penultimate Musicianship
Nanoscale Parts Manufacturing
Nanoseconds Produce Minutes
Nanotech Parading Mars
Nanotechnology Promises Much
Nantes Paradox Market
Não Posso Mais
Nap Power: Maximum
Napolean Paced Mischeviously
Napoleon's Penguin Mascot
Napoleonic Panda Machine
Napoleonic Political Magnificence
Napping Panda Missionaries
Napping Peanut Monsters
Naps Per Month
Narcissistic Passion Minified
Narcissistic Piano Mover
Narcissistic Pickle Meister
Narcissistic Preening Monarch
Narcissistic Project Managers
Narcissistic, Perfectly Modest
Narcoleptic Pasta Manufacturer
Narcoleptic Pony Machine
Narcoleptic Possum Mob
Narcoleptic Programmers' Medicine
Narcoleptic's Patch Mangler
Narnia Protect Me
Narnia's Poofy Meatcleaver
Narnia's Psychedelic Mushrooms
Narrating Prophetic Monks
Narwhal Parade Maestro
Narwhals Playing Mahjong
Narwhals Poke Mammals
Narwhals Prolong Mischief
Nary a Package Missing
NASA Proceeds to Mars
NASA: Pluto Matters!
Nasal Pathway Melodrama
Nascent Personality Manifestation
Nascent Plasticine Materialist
Nascent Political Miscreant
Nascent Prototype Metaverse
Nashville Plays Music
Nasty Polka Music
Nasty Popsicle Machine
National Palace Museum
National Park of Minnesota
National Party Month
National Patience Month
National Pest Management
National Poetry Month
National Public Mania
Nationwide Polyamorous Matrimony
Native Package Manager
Native Papuan Masks
Native Penguin Milk
Natively Pronounced Mandarin
Nattily Polished Marbles
Nattily Primped Monster
Natural Pacifist Manatees
Natural Performance Manager
Natural Pleistocene Monsters
Natural Polyglot Machine
Natural Potato Magnet
Natural Preference for Minification
Natural Push Machine
Naturally Pacifist Marsupials
Naturally Processed Meals
Naturally Produced Modules
Nature Preceded Machines
Nature's Particle Manager
Naughty Panda Manga
Naughty Pinching Mannequins
Naughty Platypus Memorabilia
Naughty Praying Mantis
Naughty Program Manipulator
Naughty Programmer's Madness
Naughty Pterodactyl Maid
Naughty Push Message
Nauseating Packaged Meat
Nautical Pea Maker
Nautical Pirate Moustache
Nautical Poseidon Mythology
Nautilus: Pelagic Mollusc
Naval Pilgrim's Mayflower
Navel Piercing Madness
Navel Pondering Mantra
Navy Penguin Mariachi
Naysayers Promote Misery
Ne Pas Manger!
Neanderthal Painting Monet
Neanderthal Pudding Mix
Neanderthals Paint Mammals
Neanderthals Programming Machines
Neapolitan Pasta Maker
Near Perfect Mood
Nearest Phase Modulator
Nearly Past Midnight
Nearly Perfect Mediocracy
Nearly Perpendicular Macaroons
Nearly Picked Makefiles
Nearly Pooped Myself
Nearly Pure Mustard
Nearly-Pickled Module
Nearsighted Paramecium Multiverse
Nearsighted Prank Master
Neat Paraskavedekatriaphobia's Meaning
Neat Pidgeon Manure
Neat! Pickled Muskrat!
Neatly Packaged Magic
Neatly Packaged Modules
Neatly Placed Mail
Neatly Planned Meal
Neatly Positioned Magazines
Neatly Prepared Mustache
Neatly Punctuated Musings
Neato Polyester Material
Nebulae Populate M83
Nebulous Plasma Muffin
Nebulous Program Mechanic
Nebulous Puffy Marshmallows
Necessary Pigeonholing Mechanism
Necessitates Proper Modularity
Necromancers Playing MTG
Necrotizing Pineapple Music
Nectar of the Programming Masses
Need Package Maintenance
Need Pray More
Need Private Modules
Need Prize Money
Needful Program Management
Needle-Pinpointing Machine
Needless Patchouli Manufacture
Needlessly Postulating Minds
Needlessly Promiscuous, Modularize!
Needlessly Provoking Marsupials
Needling Perl Mongers
Needs Perl Modules
Needs Puma Managers
Needy Poetic Mothers
Nefarious Pickle Muncher
Nefarious Planetary Meddling
Nefarious Plastic Mannequins
Nefarious Punk Monk
Nefariously Programmed Mecha
Nefariously Pushing Master
Negatively Proportional Model
Negatory. Postpone Mission.
Neglected Parking Meter
Neglected Pizza Money
Neglected Pulse Machine
Neglected Puppy Market
Negligent Pachinko Machine
Negligent Parachute Maintainers
Negligible Participation Metric
Negligible Psychological Misery
Negotiable Paleobotanist Missions
Neigh Purr Moo
Neighbor's Preppy Maltese
Neighborly Package Megalodon
Neighbourhood Party Manager
Neil Patrick's Mansion
Nemo's Parental Misguidance
Neo's Personal Matrix
Neo's Playing Morpheus
Neoanthropic Preternatural Murmurings
Neoclassic Placebo Maker
Neoclassical Piano Montage
Neoclassical Programming Multitude
Neocon Propaganda Machine
Neodymium Plated Magnet
Neolithic Populous Metropolis
Neolithic Programming Machine
Neolithic Psychedelic Mushrooms
Neologistic Paraphasic Mumbling
Neon Papier Mâché
Neonatal Penguin March
Neophobe Plebeian Mumpsimus
Neopolitan Pizza Maker
Neoteric Plumbing Mishap
Neovictorian Paisley Menswear
Nepotistic Pontifex Maximus
Neptune: Planet or Myth?
Neptune's Personal Maid
Neptunium, Promethium, Manganese
Nerd Party Madness
Nerd Play Mate
Nerdiest Political Manifesto
Nerdiest Precious Modules
Nerds Pledge Magnanimously
Nerds Produce Money
Nerds Publishing Monstrosities
Nerdy People Matriculate
Nerdy Poly Millionaires
Nerdy Programmers Mingling
Nerdy Pun Mavens
Nerfing Powerful Megalomaniacs
Nero Punished Miscreants
Nervous Parrot Muttering
Nervous Penpal Message
Nestable Processes Mutate
Nested Parenthetical Madness
Nested Public Modules
Net Possibility Multiplier
Netherworld's Pretend Minibar
Neti Pot Manufacturer
Nettle Pie Market
Network Performance Monitor
Network Pipe Manufacturer
Network Printer Manager
Network Processor Module
Neural Prediction Model
Neural Processing Mechanisms
Neural Proton Mapper
Neurological Phenomenon Multiplexer
Neurologically Paralyzing Mouseovers
Neurophysiologically Pseudoscientific Manatee
Neurotic and Probably Misinformed
Neurotic Pantaloon Maker
Neurotic Pink Mongooses
Neurotoxin Powered Marketing
Neutered Paranoid Meerkat
Neutered Puppy Masquerade
Neutral Point Measurement
Neutral Political Machine
Neutral Pork Motel
Neutral, Plus or Minus
Neutralize Pesky Miscreants
Neutrino Packing Machine
Neutrinos Peludos Magnéticos
Neutron Polarization Manipulator
Never Paint Mohawks
Never Panic Much
Never Patronize Mothers
Never Pay your Mortgage
Never Perfectly Managed
Never Pet Marmots
Never Pet Mermaids
Never Play Matchmaker
Never Please Meanies
Never Poke Monkeys
Never Post Memes
Never Prank Me
Never Print Magazines
Never Program Mad
Never Propel Marmalade
Never Publish Malarkey
Never Pummel Muskoxen
Never Punch Manticores
Never Push Mistakes
Never Push to Master
Neverending Package Mountain
Neverending Perpetual Motion
Neverending Pile of Messages
Neverending Plethora of Modules
Neverending Programming Mistakes
Neverending Prototype Mode
Neverending Pun Machine
Neverending Puppy Marathon
Nevertheless Published Mine
Nevertheless! Party Metaphorically
New Package Monster
New Patch, Merge?
New Personal Mail
New Phone Models
New Power Management
New Power Manual
New Powerful Machines
New Prague, Minnesota
New Pretend Meaning
New Priority Mail
New Prog Mixtape
New Programs Makers
New Project, Monday
New Purple Moon
Newbie Paintball Master
Newbies Pass Muster
Newfangled Package Modernizer
Newline Pending Merge
Newline Proliferating Maniac
Newly Paranoid Maintainers
Newly Potted Mandrakes
Newly Practicing Mortician
Newly Pregnant Mom
Newly Purchased Memories
Newlywed Party Monsters
Newlyweds Proposing Marriage
Newsworthy Presidential Mistakes
Newton's Poleless Magnet
Newton's Preposterous Miscalculation
Newton's Programmatic Measurements
Newtonian Particle Motion
Newts Parading Majestically
Newts Prefer MS-DOS
Next Perpendicular Moonlanding
Next Phenomenal Microbrewery
Next Planet of Monkeys
Next Popular Module
Next Prince Montage
next() Packaged Middleware
NeXTSTEP Programming Mastermind
Nibble Plum Meringue
Nibbling Perfect Macaroni
Nicaragua's Pet Mice
Nice Package, Mate
Nice Paintings, Mondrian
Nice Pants, Man
Nice Parakeet Marriage
Nice People Matter
Nice Philanthropist Metalhead
Nice Pithy Motto
Nice Poodle, Mister
Nice Pottery Mug
Nicely Packaged Make
Nicely Pointed Mandibles
Nicely Presented Misnomer
Nicely Printed Maps
Nicer Package Manager
Nicer Perusal Method
Niche Portobello Mushroom
Nickel Palladium Manganese
Nickel Plated Moose
Nickelback Plays Music
Nietzsche's Preposterous Moustache
Nifty Penguin Magic
Nifty Pony Merchandise
Nifty Poutine Meal
Nifty Procrastination Machine
Nifty Pun Master
Nifty Purring Manticore
Nigerian Prince Meme
Niggling Pant Monkey
Nightclub Party Music
Nightingale Posing Mischievously
Nightly Panic Munchies
Nightly Patch Machine
Nightly Perpetrated Mischief
Nightly Piano Man
Nightly Punk Masters
Nightmare Prom Memories
Nightmarish Pawnshop Mystic
Nights Pay More
Nighttime Peanut Migrations
Nighttime Possum Meandering
Nihil Prius Modulus
Nihilist Pocket Monsters
Nihilist Postmodern Mistake
Nihilistic Party Mantra
Nihilistic Pool Man
Nil Packet Minimizer
Nimble Package Maestros
Nimble Pirate Monitor
Nimble Pixie Merchant
Nimble Polyglot Microcosm
Nimble Porridge Muncher
Nimoy Prospers Mystically
Nincompoops Producing Methane
Nine Parsecs from Milwaukee
Nine Pedestrians Mesmerized
Nine Percent Milk
Nine Point Mulligan
Nine Pomeranian Monsters
Nine Post Meridiem
Nine Project Managers
Nine Putrid Mangos
Nineteen Poor Moths
Nineties Party Mix
Nineties Pop Music
Ninety Percent Muffin
Ninety-nine Pitchers of Malt
Ninja Parading Musically
Ninja Party Manager
Ninja Pirate Mutants
Ninja Pokémon Master
Ninja Power Manifesto
Ninja Programmers Mindmeld
Ninja Pumpkin Mutants
Ninjas Practicing Multidimensionality
Nirvana Playing Madonna
Nit-Picking Manager
Nitrate Processed Mincemeat
Nitrogen Peroxide Monoxide
Nitrogen Poisonous Monoxide
Nitrogenous Polymorphic Molecule
Nixon's Pants Missing
No Package Mishaps
No Packages Misplaced
No Packages, Mate
No Padding Margin
No Padding Module
No Painful Merges
No Pants Mafia
No Pants Monkey
No Pants, Mom
No Particular Method
No Partying Mariachis
No Password Management
No Plugins; Monolithic
No Points Made
No Possible Meaning
No Potty Mouths
No Prejudice Makers
No Princess, Mario
No Prize Money
No Problem Man
No Problem Mate
No Problem, Meatbag
No Problemo Muchacho
No Proscribed Meaning
No Punches Made
No Puns Monday
No Purchase Made
No, Pay Me
No! Primate Mutation!
Noah's Pairwise Manifest
Nobel Prize Magnet
Noble Programming Mantra
Noble Pug Mullet
Nobody Packages More
Nobody Pays (for) Magazines
Nobody Peels Mangoes
Nobody Picked Me
Nobody Prefers Margarine
Nobody Preheats Microwaves
Nobody Publish Monsters
Nobody's Perfect, Man
Noctiflorous Pansy Mulch
Nocturnal Pajama Mutants
Nocturnal Parakeet Monitor
Nocturnal Practitioners of Magic
Nocturnal Programmer's Machine
Nocturnally Psychologizing Millipede
Nodding Previously Managed
Node Package Maid
Node Package Manager
Node Package Master
Node Packaged Masterfully
Node Packaged Modules
Node Parcel Merchant
Node People Magic
Node Pizza Maker
Node Pleases Me
Node Plus Me
Node Popular Man
Node Promiscuous Modules
Node's Package Magician
Node's Perfect Mate
Node's Perpetuum Mobile
Node's Personal Monk
Node's Play Mate
Node's Pocket Monsters
Node's Power Meal
Node's Pretty Magical
Nodes Per Minute
Nodeschool Public Materials
Nodular Pudding Multiverse
Noiseless Party Machine
Noiseless Peaceful Morning
Noiseless Praying Mantis
Noisy Pillaging Monster
Noisy Pirate Mutiny
Noisy Pneumatic Mnemonic
Noisy Pop Music
Noisy Pterodactyl Melodies
nom, please more
Nomad Packaging Mechanism
Nomadic People Migration
Nomenclature Processing Machine
Nominal Package Missing
Nominal Pizza Masticator
Nominally Patriotic Meathead
Nominating Presidential Muppets
Nomming Peanut M&M's
Nomnom Pumpernickle Muffins
Non Polar Magnetism
Non Productive Monday
Non Programming Manager
Non-Permeable Membrane
Non-Polite Mother
Non-Polynomial Mantissa
Non-Potable Macchiato
Non-Printable Material
Nonagons Please Me
Nonchalantly Performs Magic
Noncollinear Perpendicular Microcrystalline
Noncommital Premarital Mischief
Nonconformist Propaganda Machine
Nondeterministic Palindrome Machine
Nondeterministic Polynomial Munchies
Nondeterministic Postrequisite Metaprotocol
Nondeterministic Programming Methodology
Nondigestible Purple Mayonnaise
Nonflavored Prescription Medicine
Nonlinear Performance Magnification
Nonlinear Programming Methods
Nonsense Placement Mandatory
Nonsense Poetry Manager
Nonstop Pajama Models
Nonstop Perpetual Motion
Nonstop Pet Mewing
Nonstop Progressive Marxism
Nonviolent Pigeon Manifestation
Nonviolent Pirate Mobster
Nonvoluntary Professional Mangling
Noodle Printing Machine
Noodles Practicing Medicine
Noodles, Poodles and More!
Noodly Pasta Maker
noop(); pop(); map();
Noosphere Possibilities Maximized
Nordic Panda Moor
Normal People, MMM!
Normal Programming Mistake
Normally Palatable Mango
Normally Pleasant Mixture
Norse Polytheistic Mythology
North Pittsburgh Meatpackers
North Pole Merriment
Northern Pie Muncher
Northern Pileated Marmoset
Norvell, Please Merge
Norvell's Public Machinations
Norwegian Parcel Mail
Norwegian Peat Moss
Norwegian Polka Music
Norwegian Pony Master
Nose Picker's Maven
Nose Picking Mechanisms
Nosey Party Murderer
Nosferatu's Pace Maker
Nostalgic Perogi Monogramming
Nostalgic Piano Music
Nostalgic Pickled Mango
Nostalgic Pizza Manager
Nostalgic Primordial Monster
Nostradamus Predicting Maelstroms
Nostradamus Prophecy Machine
Nosy Pinocchio Manners
Not a Package Manager
Not a Penny More
Not a Propaganda Machine
Not Pancake Mix
Not Parents' Money
Not Particularly Meaningful
Not Pictured: Mangoes
Not Preposterously Macho
Not Providing Milkshakes
Notable Pastry Maker
Notable Peru Mariachis
Notable Pottery Manufacturer
Notable Pseudocode Mashups
Notably Polite Mariner
Notary Public Mystifier
Note: Purchase Milk
Notebook Page Margin
Noteworthy Programming Masterpiece
Noteworthy Programs Map
Nothing Particularly Magnificent
Nothing Pleases Me
Nothing Plus Modules
Nothing Prevents Misery
Nothing, Plus More
Nothing's plumb meaningless
Noticeably Playful Monkeys
Notify President Madagascar
Notorious Party Muppets
Notorious Penguin Magicians
Notorious Preying Mantis
Notorious Public Menace
Notorious Pug Mafia
Notoriously Psychedelic Modules
Nougat Predominant Middleware
Noun/Pronoun Mix-up
Nourished Personal Mucus
Nourishing Pear Medley
Nouveau Papier Mâché
Nouveau Print Maker
Novel Personal Mantras
Novel Planetary Movement
Novel Preposterous Mockery
Novelty Palliates Malaise
Novelty Plastic Moustache
Novelty Polygonal Mathematics
Novelty Promotes Magicians
November Perfect Moustache
November: Procrastination Month
November's Paddleball Marathon
Novice Prime Minister
Novice, Paragon, Master
Novice, Practiced, Mastered
Novices Performing Miracles
Novices Plagiarizing Mozart
Now Package More
Now Packing Magic
Now Paging Maciej
Now Particularly Misnamed
Now Playing Mario
Now Playing Mathcore
Now Printing Money
Now with Partition Management
Now, Please Meander
Now, Publish Me
Now, Push Me
Noxious Plant Miasma
Nozzle Piping Mismatch
npm packaged modules
npm pretty much
npm private modules
npm promotes metadefinitions
npm promulgates marsupials
npm provides modules
npm: package manager
npm: possibly marvellous
npm's personal messenger
npm's pretty magical
NTFS Path Mockery
Nth Permutation Mathematics
Nth Phonetic Mnemonic
Nth Power Matrix
Nu Pop Metal
Nuanced Pterodactyl Monk
Nuclear Package Magnet
Nuclear Pizza Machine
Nuclear Planning Manual
Nuclear Power Manager
Nuclear Powered Macros
Nuclear Powered Marshmallows
Nuclear Powered Mushroom
Nuclear Pumpkin Mocha
Nuclearly Potent Moonshine
Nucleic Photon Magnetizer
Nucleophosmin
nuǝɯ pǝɥsᴉꞁod mǝu
nuǝW pǝuoᴉʇᴉsoԀ ʎlǝʌᴉʇɐƃǝN
NuGet Package Manager
Nuked: Probably Microwaved
Nukem's Possible Manifestation
Null Pointer Micromanagement
Null Pointer Missing
Nullifying Precipitation Machine
Numbers Prefer Multiplication
Numeric Production Mechanism
Numerous Packages Multiply
Numerous Panicky Mimes
Numerous Problems Multiplied
Numerous Pulls Merged
Numerous Pulsating Martians
Nunchaku Pizza Master
Nunjucks Powers Mozilla
Nuns Playing Monopoly
Nuns Practicing Misanthropy
Nupital Pomp Mesmerises
Nuptial Predicament Mediation
Nurturing Palpable Magnificence
Nurturing Pluto's Martians
Nutella Peanut-Butter Marshmallow
Nutella Per Minute
Nutella with Pepperoni and Mushrooms
Nutmeg Plundering Muse
Nutrias Punching Marmots
Nutrient Packed Morsels
Nutritious Polygonal Meatball
Nutritious Pomegranate Muffins
Nutritious Potato Munchies
Nutritious Pumpkin Meal
Nutty Peanut Marshmallow
Nutty Penguin Music
Nutty Professor Movie
Nutty Programming Men
Nybble Processing Mainframe